A young boy was jackin' it as his soft schlong jumped up & down Quite a treat, it made me plumb As I was starring at him from within the tree crown
It was a heavy summernight as the crickets were chirping Dead silence, except for my obnoxious jirkin' The flowers blossom would mean the trees demise A sudden voice appeared in the dark: "It was you who ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas to oak tree number 335 right?"
As I made haste to the balcony across I was at a loss how I was supposed to obtain money from the inside To my surprise the door key was on the ground As I would refrain from making a sound
Through the halway I was sneaking As I passed the little boys door My temptation couldn't resist to peak in
A closer look revealed the little boy to be a midget And on the countertop, a stack of money As far as the eyes could see
Standing in the hallway once more I heard a woman scream to sensory overload Her name was apparently Bridgette And seconds later you could hear a nut literally explode Quite strange times we live in A man jirkin' it to his wife gettin' a fillin'
I jumped from balcony onto the tree Slid down & presented the pizza guy a hit from my joint We were both so high we ate the carton as well Never ever take LSD my dear children, or you may get a free trip to hell
I mean… if somebody came up to you wearing Charlie Browns shirt and Curious George's handlers hat would you give them the time of day? I'm not saying I'm just saying.
22 Comments
Gonna try this IRL. Thanks for the advice.
It’s the slowly growing volume of ‘What’s Up?’ For me fellas
That's right hide in the bushes LMAO
A young boy was jackin' it as his soft schlong jumped up & down
Quite a treat, it made me plumb
As I was starring at him from within the tree crown
It was a heavy summernight as the crickets were chirping
Dead silence, except for my obnoxious jirkin'
The flowers blossom would mean the trees demise
A sudden voice appeared in the dark:
"It was you who ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas to oak tree number 335 right?"
As I made haste to the balcony across
I was at a loss how I was supposed to obtain money from the inside
To my surprise the door key was on the ground
As I would refrain from making a sound
Through the halway I was sneaking
As I passed the little boys door
My temptation couldn't resist to peak in
A closer look revealed the little boy to be a midget
And on the countertop, a stack of money
As far as the eyes could see
Standing in the hallway once more
I heard a woman scream to sensory overload
Her name was apparently Bridgette
And seconds later you could hear a nut literally explode
Quite strange times we live in
A man jirkin' it to his wife gettin' a fillin'
I jumped from balcony onto the tree
Slid down & presented the pizza guy a hit from my joint
We were both so high we ate the carton as well
Never ever take LSD my dear children, or you may get a free trip to hell
lol
I feel like I just watched the evolution of cat calling
women irl
Sexual harassment squid come on chief
Bro is tryna get to work , leave her aloooone
Women ☕
Squid becomes that creepy guy who won't leave you alone when you're walking home at night in Stardew
"taawwk ta mee" XD
Bro is flirting like straight man on tinder 💀💀💀💀
You know you've gotta click on them to talk, right? Like I'm assuming you do, but this short is making me question things
jU$T GïT gÜd
y3 f00k1n N00B
KEKW
I got married in stardew valley… took a while though
What's up
You know who else is blue-colored and sexually desirable?
(Well, sort of, Pepsiman is mostly aluminum from the waist up)
I mean… if somebody came up to you wearing Charlie Browns shirt and Curious George's handlers hat would you give them the time of day? I'm not saying I'm just saying.
Never give up, never surrender! Oh, wait, she's gone…
So happy emily has 2 clints now ❤❤
"TALK TO ME!!"😂💀That how I am with anyone I know ngl
Negative rizz