There’s no one left. I have now explored what it’s like to marry and divorce everyone in the 1.4 update. They all come with new and unique 14 heart events, some of which give new items. I just had to see what each and every person had to offer then promptly divorced them. By the end there were barely any NPC’s left to attend the wedding. Stardew Valley 1.4 update gameplay with my commentary as always.
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I could not stop laughing through this whole thing XD
"he's got your nose."
"and your sunny disposition on life."
"let's take him home."
"i BeT hE'd Go GrEaT oN rIcE. :)"
mumps im new tos tardew valley my friend gifted me it on steam and i dont know much about it can u tell me how u use cheats to get like alot of money and get unlimited decorating items to decorate ur house
ive watched a video of a girl decorating a house and the items were stacked as 999 and i wanna know how u use cheats bc idk how
mumps im new tos tardew valley my friend gifted me it on steam and i dont know much about it can u tell me how u use cheats to get like alot of money and get unlimited decorating items to decorate ur house
ive watched a video of a girl decorating a house and the items were stacked as 999 and i wanna know how u use cheats bc idk how
Harvey is such a sweet man
This man is a pure MENACE
"I've always been honest with you about my problems."
yep, seems legit.
The shane one hurt me but that's only because I love him so much
like if stardew valley youtubers are underated
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“You caught an injured frog… are you proud?”😭
whats the mod he uses for the hearts? (when he changes them to max)
Don't let this man know about Free Love and other marriage mods. There will be nothing left to stop him
What ex-spouses would say/act when asked to come to the new wedding:
Sebastian: "I'm too emo and cool"
Haley: "What's the point? [Player name] is gonna be handing them divorce papers tomorrow morning"
Penny: Cries
Emily: "No, my demonic ritual is more important."
Sam: "Oh hey too bad I'm going on a tour with my band!" totally lying because he's secretly too heartbroken to show up
Alex: "Oh who was I kidding? No, Haley, I'm not going to the wedding!"
Shane: "I'd rather be at the Saloon."
Abigail: Stays in her bedroom and plays Journey of the Prairie King
Elliott: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I had my heart broken, Soon [spouse-to-be]'s might be too"
Maru: "Dad, do you blame me? Even you thought we were a good pair."
Harvey: "Maru, enjoy the ceremony. If you need me, I'll just be… sending a plane my coordinates…" sigh
Leah: "I knew I wasn't good at this romance thing…"
This is why Elliot is the best husband. He's super poetic, says romantic things, thoughtful, helps around your farm, and literally gives you coffee in the morning 🙁 Im not sure if everyone does that, but its so cute how they characterized him as this a gentle giant. Everyone else is either a man child or selfish
Great, now you can marry non-single woman
To Alex: "You're the closest thing to a pirate in this game"
Elliott with an actual boat: "Am I a joke to you?"
why is nobody asking why the fish in the fish pond want a mega bomb
we need more stardew valley DF content!
"If you come back with gosh darn magic beans, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to drown you in the fish pond and bury you in the farm." I was absolutely taken off gaurd.
WHY DO THE LAVA EELS WANT BOMBS