why does my son (Maniac Jim) have a different skin color than me and my husband (Seb)? (coconut for scale)

by JujuOnThatBeat03

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  1. tragic_thaumatomane on

    in-universe explanation: recessive genes

    out-of-universe explanation: think the game just chooses a random appearance for the kid that doesn’t take into account you and your spouse’s appearances

    also, love the name maniac jim

  2. You’re giving him vertigo, take the coconut out of his crib and put him down and let him have a nice nap.

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