Stardew Valley with Friends #11 – Winter is Coming
um do do what you were doing a second ago quirks no no something smells good in there what did you have to eat why are you doing that why are you doing that kind of out of nowhere what’s up my gay welcome back to the stream oh wait give it a second and people have to show up o oh you are not making 2500 Subs you think you’re at500 right now yeah it happens yeah hi hi guys what’s what’s up your name was not Nik Nico you changed your name why what you changed your name no no it’s been niku since day one I don’t believe you cuz I’ve been Hots niku you [ __ ] idiot wow EV hey just because you’re disabled doesn’t mean I have to respect you God that’s so so real just because you’re enabled doesn’t mean I give a [ __ ] remember when you did the uh remember when you did the breast cancer joke yeah came back to bite me didn’t it I wasn’t going to say anything but you were thinking it Carson playing stardo new to me yeah I’m I’m 11 streams in is this stream going to contain brain nourishment only if you’re gay and you give me money that’s what Pride Mon’s all about baby dude get could come in here and make his joke about prime a month yes yes he could that’s true blurbs are not on blurbs to the guy whose dog died I will do a c tribute thank you that’s so sweet of them that’s so sweet oh my God thank you for the game money sevy you really want that kind of are Dono guys on yeah of course micro Goose thanks for the gay money this is my new bit oh is that what cynthian thanks for the game money how are the animals down here oh they’re good I touch them all every day ooh [Laughter] H thank you for the reubs guys play a game called my summer car play AI I um I don’t think I’m interested in that I’m not really interested in those uh it would have to be like a multiplayer version of one of those games for me to like care cuz like I played the long drive one time and I was like okay this is this is fine or whatever but I wasn’t like intrigued you would hate my summer car okay you literally have to build an engine from scratch parts that sounds awful that sounds genuinely badega where I add that to my to my uh my wish list so we’re we’re we’re in the clear there why you play liberal snowflake game um it’s just just for this month cuz like as a business owner I need to appeal to a certain type even though we would normally really rather not yeah thank you Frank FDL thank you cynthian thank you micro Goose thank you heavy metal man thanks n Kate thank you linik thank you appreciate it guys d oh yeah I have a prize ticket so you like them or are you just doing it to appeal it’s such a strong word like I think I just mostly deal with it you know you like their money though yeah it’s it’s just part of the job for me going through the motions yeah wow I love 15 mixed flower seeds wait flower seeds yeah mixed flower seeds yeah yeah I want those you need them I think I need flowers for the bees M quack uhhuh I need so much coal dude you’re so in luck I’m in the mindes right now dude [ __ ] sick yeah it’s my current gimmick though I need I need a lot of that uh been playing balers gate for the first time recently started last night I have 10 hours in the game nice it’s it’s very easy to put a lot of time into that game uh [ __ ] okay here you go I got things I have to [ __ ] Farm I didn’t think I would cuz I hate watching it I mean balers gate isn’t great to watch it’s it’s definitely a game you got to experience yourself it’s also very easy to stop playing it after a while I’ve never stopped playing it like I just keep doing it there’s June activities in that game I’m sorry guys but I can’t hold this back any longer Ariel from The Little Mermaid I need to tickle her belly so [ __ ] bad like if there’s any sort of magic for the people who don’t like pride month remember Carson has a mainly gave you her base for stardew mhm like if there’s any sort of magic I could use to bring her to life and make her belly super ticklish so I could tickle it I would do in the blink of a [ __ ] eye thank you for your comment I was assume that was you that was saying that no it was yeah that was from your heart that was from someone else that was a you thing um no no wasn’t it’s fine you can be honest it’s shune oh no I’m good please liate I was just reading a chat message it was just a chat message from chat um we got so much 11 days chest oh [ __ ] yeah that’s a thing that I can do I was looking at my crops I’m like how many oh I guess I could plant [Music] eggplants you have my axe don’t you oh yeah holy Artisan but yeah they’re they’re they’re coming I need a lot of coal what the [ __ ] this gay [ __ ] is whatever it is it’ll never be as cool as dinosaur month happy Dino month everybody it’s not Dino month is it I would know if it was Dino month cuz I get all excited happy birthday to all the Viking supporters I have to come clean guys I accidentally put um um pansexual pride flag of of the Vikings flag on the on the Minecraft server oh no yeah I was thinking about this the other day um that’s kind of awesome though yeah but it’s nonbinary is is the issue and and like like that wasn’t like a joke it was it was genuine incompetence on my part which makes me feel really bad Fox SK cheered 100 bits thanks did you want to say something what happy birthday St Rings inter Prime oh they’re they’re in the that chest for some reason I’m out of coal put the wrong faction up I got broccoli we got broccoli H so I I forged Hazelnut and it’s gold all right wow what what do I do with it give it to me okay Carson can you go water the flowers by the bees I love doing that I love can and you’re the can guy I love doing that where here [Music] uh I can’t chop down this tree cuz Nico has my ax June 1st is dinosaur day but I think dinosaurs are way cooler than little NX so Dino is did you get the top R oh how was I supposed to know uh cuz texture thanks you’re so good at that thank you I like it when you shake before what was the uh what was the cool day the other day there was a cool day the other day something about waffles huh there was a waffle day or something the other day you know you were the one talking about it yeah I talked about a lot it doesn’t mean I remember anything I said no it wasn’t blue waffle guy guys it was not blue waffle I think it was can we make the Discord server gay for pride no [ __ ] way horrible idea terrible [ __ ] idea do you know what message that gives off I don’t even want to think about no it wasn’t Mother’s Day homophobic MCH I’m not homophobic I’m tolerant fairly tolerant I think it’s so much funnier to just like stride the line you know what I mean like be like really hardcore in the middle cuz everyone everyone picks a side right you need to decorate your house you need to decorate your house no I [ __ ] don’t do you see we have so much seating playing both sides that’s how you do it have you seen any more of the pregnant affirmations that I se you it’s a really good day in chat um what what you are so fertile you are ready to bear his seed this month is actually ad cat month so you should show your cat to stream uh okay CH what do I put on the Sun some of you guys are not funny some of you guys are like self-reporting that you’re not funny right now you putting more fish in there y oh boy oh wait can I my oh axe unless you want to go chop wood no I do not your non-committal attitude will be your downfall I recommend you pick a side before I report you to the Tumblr users was a filtrum what was a filtrum what are he saying a tooth we made 15K that day that’s crazy man no I didn’t buster I hate the weather filtrum the vertical Groove between the base of the nose and the border of the upper lip when is straight month I think most months are straight month to be honest with you every single month and I wish it was more oh there was something about mental this is uh yeah this is men’s Mental Health Awareness Month yeah keep that in mind ladies and gentlemen yeah put that in your pipe and it is my month right now oh there’s pumpkins yes pumpkin day we do you have a cat yeah we have a cat oh wealth runneth over um we have do we not have extra pumpkin laying around okay car I tried to make ramen I burnt my hand um how I you can you slap slash back and forth HT I’ve been eating peanut butter energy balls chat he won’t shut the [ __ ] up about them you had Chad you ever has anyone here ever had peanut butter energy balls I like that peanut butter energy balls is your new stem what what they taste good they’re an easy snack which is what I need and they’re healthy for you listen chat you take some peanut butter and some oats some chia seeds some sugar-free chocolate chips and you marinate it in Red Bull honey put it into a ball do they have the CH you have sugar-free chocolate chips you’re making it sound less healthy than more words you say how does it sound less healthy the less stuff you put in it the healthier it is the less food you eat too I mean it can’t be unhealthy if there’s just nothing to eat it’s fair it’s fair you should try Rocky Mountain Oysters I don’t know how easy it is to get my hands on those just go to the Rocky Mountains fun fact this day in history June 5th 19818 was reported for the first time following the detection of a rare form of pneumonia and five homosexual men in Los Angeles let’s go Vikings let’s go Vikings I was on Reddit like this morning and uh I was watching happy big bottom boner boy month thanks I uh I was reading about the Tian Square massacre uhhuh and I saw pictures and that [ __ ] was [ __ ] up did you guys know a banger read did you know about this um did you not know about it oh I knew I didn’t know it was well okay it’s it’s a bit different qu when you see someone’s brain matter on the ground like in a picture and it’s like wow didn’t didn’t expect to see that um yeah anyways guys um the TN Square massacre was a little [ __ ] up finally taking stance on that also it is PTSD month thanks Carson you’re [Music] welcome um this is the this is the talk of a damaged n no it’s not guys listen it was educational I’ve learned but why were you are you so curious I wasn’t curious I was on RIT and there was a video on r/ videos I was like here’s here’s uh people asking what day it is 16 years after the tmn Square massacre and and it’s like oh yeah the government you know they the Chinese government they they they covered it up because it was like a bad look or something when they when they killed potentially like Optics when they killed like thousands of people so they covered it up and I was like oh that’s crazy I I mean I I knew that but like and then there was an archive I was like oh the pictures and I was I was scrolling I was like somewhat interesting read and then I saw Blood and Guts and Gore um kind of on accident wasn’t really expecting that to be in the in the list which makes sense cuz it’s like an archiv site listen I’ll put it this way that [ __ ] would not be monetized on YouTube 731 Japan I won’t I I think I’ll pass I think I’ll pass cuz I saw a lot today and I needed to get that out are there any Artisan goods for me to sell M uh yeah okay there’ll be more later if you want to wait but fine doesn’t really matter get it whenever this is something you should tell your therapist not your innocent Chatters why would I speak to my therapist about this it’s not going to mess me up that bad oh horsey have you ridden horsey met no wow what a good dude they should remake Oppenheimer with My Little Pony characters yeah I don’t know I don’t even know what to say I I no actually I probably wouldn’t watch it I was going to say I’d watch it I I can’t imagine I would do that especially after today when I saw pictures of the tenan Square massacre kenimer okay that’s funny objectively upgrade my backpack do you need to I kind of ran out of space a lot then do it has chat told you about the Deadpool horse you like to straddle The Middle on everything earlier can we hold you to that even when it comes to the TN men Square Massac think it’s a bit different think it’s no no no I don’t think so just the same Apple a Jack’s getting dis mantled and biting the curb on the big screen is a family classic you just put an image of in my head of like biting a curb and now my teeth hurt ex cynical thanks for two months yeah but imagine like your head getting like stomped against a curb like that would be way worse again I saw pictures this morning of of just like a tragedy a horrific tragedy in great detail HD images and so like when you describe that I have a very Vivid like look in my head zero careless thanks for the uh Pride primer oh I saw one happen in real time so I’m I’m like cooler than you gay people can complain when they have a Square massacre that’s what I think please show this on stream oh thank you I’m not going to but thank you for that people can just look at that I don’t think it’s really necessary oh [ __ ] it’s so 800m what are you afraid now there’s plenty of stuff in the thing for you okay I’ll come snag isn’t this that Massacre that inspired Hong Kong 97 the cursed [ __ ] game um what you don’t know what that is yeah don’t know don’t know anything about that two more stuff in the chair that cheese give me that cheese you don’t know what that is no you’re okay I just want to point out to you pe excuse pey you are you’re like isn’t this that Massacre that inspired this game and and like I know of the massacre right of of thousands of of Chinese civilians um and you know of the game that it’s based on you were asking about the massacre um I think I think you should be more informed on the massacre probably you’re so like tripped up over this quote unquote Massacre there’s no evidence there’s no evidence it’s all Photoshop gay girl reporting to be praised this month for being gay ooo no that you’re not going to get that unless you give me money um and even then you’ll get like disgusted looks DJ potato um are you familiar with the Tian Square massacre where thousands of Chinese civilians were innocent Chinese civilians were slaughtered allegedy allegedy how are those sea jellies coming along DJ potate thank you for the for the gay money I appreciate it they not make them come along I’m trying well make them come crimes thanks for the gay money appreciate it this [ __ ] cat American history be like Boston Massacre to dead one manat Chinese history be like Wuhan disagreement 30 million Dead 3 species extinct um I don’t think that happened I do want to say though that this morning or like yesterday Nico you know struggles with walking right now and quacks upon seeing Nico walk in a video responded and said Nico do this and it was a picture of the Boston Marathon bombing I didn’t know it was the Boston Marathon um it was a gif of people running and it was the Boston Marathon I didn’t know what do you mean how did you not know it was like a 144p video it’s not it wasn’t the attack it was just the marathon who’s not in bed oh the [ __ ] cats in the way I can’t get to bed um and Nico responded I know what I must do with a salute Emoji so we’re in we’re in good shape there look at the money we [ __ ] made god it feels good to be a gangster or whatever I don’t even think it was the one that got attacked I think it was just the Boston Mar I think it was based off of what I saw based off of what you saw what what what’s the you Grandma why are you here is that how Nico lost his abilities the Boston Marathon Carson can we get a stance on this can we get a stance on this from one g to another what this [ __ ] you think about if you’re well enough to walk you’re well enough to bomb all right we need to step we’re going to can it right [Music] there I learned how to craft a garden pot just now yeah thanks Grandma numeral Z 6 months I didn’t know having a gay old time farming inspired such political commentary I mean it’s really quack’s fault why why why is it my fault I mean you were the one to told Nico to recreate an awful event in history he did I think it’s straight up is the one that got bombed cuz they wouldn’t just have dude I looked up like marathon in the first thing I looked up Boston Marathon that was the first gift I looked up marathon and that was the first gift and you think you think there’s a reason it’s so high up yeah maybe it’s CU it’s like the most popular Marathon for why that’s true I don’t think did any event make it like more popular than other ones no people you so horse the book can we stop profiling all marathons as [Laughter] dangerous real I’m buying this the bombing did make the event why what’ you buy I got to walk faster I’m not [ __ ] playing this game so you can walk 2% faster [ __ ] did you buy more books he just keeps buying walks slightly faster and he goes oh this wasn’t worth it dude you work in the fields you know I could really use that walking book right now you’re [ __ ] up in the head for doing this why doesn’t it make me walk much faster I’ll make the money back I’ll make the money back # not all marathons I I will make this up to you m you can’t you just took Runners buy that 40, how much did you just spend 30 35,000 but like I said I’ll make it up to you it’s not how it works what do you mean how would you make it up I’ll do whatever you want me to all right spawn them money back in [ __ ] loser I can’t do that walk slower I can’t do that either every every three steps you take stop and then go again this kind of defeats the purpose of getting the buff in the first place explode in someone’s mouth at a game month parade what can’t wait to water my [ __ ] Garden all in fluids okay I’m so ragingly gay this month what do you think that was up though I guess they had to get it off their chest I’ve got fairy roses what are those an old folk Legend suggest that sweet smell of this flower attracts fairies did you grow those yeah I think that’s what I need next to these do you have more of those seeds are they just like a don’t I don’t know not how I feel about that one but it says it attracts fairies not bees thanks what that’s true yeah it does that guy is the straightest man in Atlanta what does that mean I don’t know anything about Atlanta I I just I just go there for airport Loki are you still in Chad we need you to come fish we’re low on funds sir pimpleton pop are is here wondering why TTS was off for my 20 for month sub kind of [ __ ] up man going to need you to read it out loud or I’m refunding it pimple boy out uh no uh no no no I’m not home pal I’m covered myself in oil oh that’s right he did do that I’m going to water Matt’s plants to make it up to him right now [Music] well if I went and got you lots of coal mat yeah you can’t go buy it you have to work for it where would I buy it the coal store there’s not a coal store prove it Clint Clint sells coal apparently but that would require us spending money I’m not going to do all that we got to save that element gamer thanks for six months it’s like 40 gold for one coal I’ve been saying I’ve been saying like I don’t trust all that [Music] whater straight did what break the train what was that noise that was a total guy explosion I don’t know why that happened it just happened the same time the train came in I was like oh oh no Loki was making a really funny joke he said there was a marathon nearby oh that’s funny you know people died in that you know people died in that right it’s not something you can joke about is that why you don’t want us to make 911 jokes no I don’t want you to make 911 jokes cuz played out I made the scps video I made the I love Gary’s I told you about why is this guy still talking birth I deserve respect you more like sir yapping ton all right that’s funny thank you oh I got hella GEOS who is this guy right here you see this [ __ ] who’s that looks pretty smoke that’s a smug [ __ ] Matt we have 20 coal all right I’m going to get us more than that how much coal do you need I don’t know one per smoked fish oh a lot we need large sums I have 6 7 10 17 18 20 24 49 yeah I reckon probably got like over a hundred fish in the chest right now there’s some coal for you when coal starts spawning does it always always yeah you just break stone though they can also be in the backpack looking things gotcha like the mine carts zero LXE thanks for the primer surely at some point when you sell a smoked fish it’s just worth it to buy the coal right no oh cuz we can just get coal kind of just like get coal by like mining at faser in chat I tease that I’m so offended right now I’m crying tears of Goo the Boston Marathon can you get can you get rid of this [Applause] guy I’m going to Hot Box my what that was a different guy no they they they said something oh yeah I have broccoli seeds oh it’s getting [Applause] late wa I I got an ancient seed just now what the [ __ ] Carson you got chat stuck on a bad bit you need give a stance I didn’t do anything that seems like pretty hard to one side and not like teer in the line so what’s quack’s deal like what does he do right you guys ever eat shell and then poop them out and it’s all like OG’s man it’s getting late Carson it is you’re right but you’re coal fine I guess I’ll head up I got you two coal wow on day work oh Kitty’s on my bed it me Phil H in the sack you can just right click the bin right yeah I should have done that you’re not going to make it talking about you’re not going to make it light up adobe ah dude level 9ine mining but we made so much money that’s sick the ultimate game for someone who won’t take a stance try problem isn’t that like a YouTuber bait game oo pumpkin day we need a pumpkin for a quest we do well I have some in a chest that are just like pour that cool I can never tell when corn have corn on it can I see your Community Center progress we’re making really good way right now we we need a couple more fish um the Bolton board doesn’t have jack [ __ ] done in it we need three apples for that um we need a nautilus shell some do on the crafts room that’s that yeah it’s just these three only one that we haven’t made much progress on is bulletin board Brin awkward smile thank you for that I’m going to water Matt’s plants as a sign of good faith where do you want the com at I just put the same chest that I do the pickup okay oo a pale ale do we need that for something yeah I think so yeah Pam’s thirsty nice I will go Sate Pam Chad the other night I spent five to six hours playing Farm Life 4 in fortnite at first it was a situation where I was like this is kind of fun and then it became a situation of I have to finish this or else I’ll never feel complete one might call it sunk cost fallacy you could not water log that info out of me I said happy men’s mental health month on Twitter and a gay person sent me de threats but their profile pick was a hasb been Hotel character so they are like 12 so I can’t send them death threats back I’m really sad right now okay yeah a little bit too much info I don’t need you to know your whole life story and in a Dono guy appreciate it though what’s up pojo very rare fish hey we got the very rare fish and at the end of the day we did make it happen no I don’t want to war home [ __ ] dude I can make the uh the gem replicating thing yeah we have one of those already and get another yeah that’s what the diamond thing is oh but we’ll get another well now I can make them yeah where is Louis’s house anyone know um Lewis’s mayor right yeah yeah so he’s down May’s may I have a ticket he has a ticket did you all know Carson steals content from sub chat where his little content pigs I think it’s free game fair game if it’s just pictures of me that are that are what I’m posting and also uh I don’t know why you’re referring to yourself as a Content Pig it’s a little little much Dam no wait pam pam runs the bus right um I don’t know someone does in no doubt yeah that’s Pam have this pale ale give me that give me that give me that that’s the stuff it’s real nice and hoppy something glorious just happened the world of stard Valley what’s up um I figured out that at the mayor’s house you could steal loot from people that are offline oh and Loki had 40 something cool on his person [Music] oo good now I have that uh I have some broccoli seeds as well where do you want that uh you can just put in like the the top chest I’ve got the urge to make my famous are you able to make the fish smokers or no uh I got the grating recipe gotcha you seen the jellies yep have you been [ __ ] with the pond uh the one next to my house yeah uh no cuz I don’t understand uh I understand you put in three sammon don’t know what happened after gotcha okay cool what is this thing calite okay geod gaming [Music] Gunther okay bye stardew Valley is a 2016 Farm Life and video game developed by Eric players take the role of a character who inherits their deceased grandfather’s dilapidated shut the [ __ ] up I didn’t think it would be so long did you see what you copy pasted it’s really long need more geod Kaboom mhm I will sell these items oh wait there’s another one up top we sell this as well yeah that’s a horrible spot for a greenhouse what do you mean I think it’s a great spot [Music] clth this stardo Valley the stardo valley vat boner boner boner boner that was ass you guys you’re on a rooll right now Tokyo sometimes you you post you put some funny stuff in some sometimes it’s that and it’s a little bit disappointing can you change the title yeah I can change the title keep booming it there we go I wish someone would use why are they instantly being exploded now who’s Loki are you doing that mid my dog died and some guy made a [ __ ] contrib that one’s that one’s fair that one’s fair at least I’m making money right you guys want to go to the to the desert tomorrow oh my God help there’s a bomb stra to my chest well there was no point in exploring that one it was already it was already done well they had a bomb sh their chest it was the bomb Oh curb limit no stop pressing the button look only do it if you need to I’m G he could have done it there and it would have been no it’s not you are just making money the [ __ ] is wrong with you I accidentally placed it I didn’t want that happen you just have that on your hot bar I was trying to put it in the chest you just have that on your hot bar did you not hear me go no like you just have that on your hot you think I was trying to do that I wanted that seems like you were like setting it up to where like you would do that make money don’t you lowkey blow that guy up no don’t there’s no reason to you just make so much money what you don’t you don’t understand what’s happening do you ancient seed wait what the [ __ ] is ancient seed oh it’s an art oh try to plant it like an idiot well uh what all jellies do you need ni the sea jelly the other jelly the [ __ ] cave jelly cave River and sea ah I’m trying to get three sea before those River well I have I have two sea jellies I there’s a lot in a chest we have sea jelly and the other one in a chest at the pond oh yeah yeah those are the ones I’m talking about need a craft the ancient seed into the seed pouch Carson it’s very intuitive um it’s level 25 we need to get to in the yeah okay 24 goobers I only need one more Stone to make it 25 um so we can go there today give me all of that amaran I keep picking up your weird [ __ ] on the ground don’t come near me I didn’t sorry bring the seed to Gunther no I have to make it into a seed pouch didn’t you hear one corn ready in the middle of the Corn how do you see that man and keep it to yourself next time it’s just so clearly ready so not clear and this isn’t like a oh Loki can’t see anything in video games when when it’s like not hitting him in the face over the head this is like a yeah dude you’re going to make him angry in chat and he’s going to join he’s going to be like what do you mean not true that’s so not something Loki would do that’s something he would do what I’m ready I’m not I also have a bunch of bombs I can be ready soon on bus all right to the bus to the bus to the bus to the bus to the bus to the bus where’s the eating fub oh we do need eating fub you can take it like hops from the from the chest there’s only the golden kind is that okay that’s fine uh you just meant the gold star yeah that means nothing I thought you me like the actual thing itself with gold yeah yeah that just means it’s just like decent H where you going sorry oh she’s almost here she’s almost here she’s almost gone hurry up wait oh I can stop her that’s funny basically whiz thanks for 19 months how do you not see the rarest event in the game is this the bind bit again I don’t know what you’re talking about yes the machine the machine wait how’s the bus still there if we drove away what um this is not the right idea why is it not raining in this area where go there’s a coconut right here and it’s gone no there wasn’t go does anybody want the bombs no just kid I’ll take the bombs okay give them the bombs there the bombs I go down go down go down go down go down go down go down kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill K you don’t need to use the stair there’s a thing right here yeah I’m sorry I was just I was just reorganizing that go go go I love the machine that Towers over my house run away run away you’re too close you’re too close it’s a large bomb I didn’t know it was that large there go go go gold go go go avoid that go go go go go go go go our goal is just to get to the bottom go go [Music] go oh wait there’s good resources here go go go oh you put two D I am going sh with all the explosions there’s the stairs there was one over here there was just a ladder over there that’s fine oh I’m putting down a thing do it hey Carson I know I say a lot of dog [ __ ] in your chat and I will will continue too thank you for Dono guys mhm thank you for the money what where did these ladders keep coming from a ladder store let accidentally bomb yourself these work dou standardss for a is to steal him oh let’s go down oh let’s go down unsuitable location there we go we’re almost there guys are you out of no I just wanted to M some [ __ ] we’re almost there go guys last level oh good stuff I think we should grab all this also there’s a ladder right here why you following me qu cuz I I get double I get double everything we did it can we go further down let’s go further we can go further there the ladder was right there in [Applause] I’m I’m blowing this guy up move run oh thought I was far enough oh my goodness it’s only 400 p.m. man [Applause] [Applause] the lower you go the higher the drop rates are for certain items which includes certain ores okay cool cool [Applause] cool oh ladder ladder aridium did you guys get aridium from that I got two wait there was aridium yeah they dropped aridium wow oh ladder diamonds diamonds that’s aquamarine diamonds I’m putting a bomb down at the bottom run up run up run up let’s go down oh I’m low on HP ice should eat something ah a mummy British people coming out of the womb yeah surely one of these will lead to a ladder this one this one there it is run run ni how did that not kill [Applause] him what oh the ridum bar holy [ __ ] that’s huge no that’s energy ooh ladder a ladder is that a oh my God wait let me mine those I get I get double oh that’s not you’re crab crab cakes oh there’s another one to the right CL oh he’s by the the jelly [Applause] guy get it get it yes slay yes yes time does this place close it doesn’t yeah it’s just we have to get back by normal time don’t go down still why did not kill that ghost crazy I don’t know didn’t kill nothing [Applause] oh ladder Where Art Thou run Nico run ladder ho wait no there’s a hole there’s a hole there’s a hole hole hole go in the hole go in the hole jump in fell four levels oil up cave boy it’s 11:00 p.m. hole hole hole jump in the hole jump in the hole jump in the hole level 46 I’m so close to dying oh me too all right we got to leave soon anyway so yeah but what if we made it a 450 go go go go go go we’re going to pass out we are so going to pass out if we don’t I have a warp totem oh I oh [ __ ] I do too we’re fine I also have one Nico do you have one no okay leave ni leave leave get out of here get out of here go go go go go I’m putting a bomb down putting a bomb down ow idium oh putting another bomb [Applause] down put another bomb down putting another bomb down oh try to give you the bomb put another bomb down quick put any one over here oh oh oh seven levels all right we did it it meant nothing but we did it it didn’t do anything it didn’t do anything go home go home all right the warp [Laughter] totem where am I I have one Health what is this place nine where am I 30 seconds before I die we didn’t make any money that day we’re so bad we did make money that day level eight farming level five mining level combat good job Nico there’s a later mission that requires you get to floor 100 how the [ __ ] do you do that [ __ ] stairs 100 stairs that’s a lot of stairs but yeah it’s doable if we just make a shitload of bombs dude dude let’s not buy anything let’s get to 100 thou oh yes oh we’re rich go to your mailbox no don’t believe in mail we add we each get mail for that yeah we each get 10,000 holy I think hey Gavin log in real quick yes yes oh Loki come come here and read your mail I don’t know if it’s I don’t I I think it would just be the people that were online I don’t know cuz that like makes like sense you talking [ __ ] I mean it just wouldn’t make sense if they they’re talking [ __ ] I think he is and I’m like here for it you know it’s giving Play It’s [ __ ] dude what I’m worried about that word I think it gets you demonetized on YouTube oh you think you think you were just you were just like thinking that you don’t you don’t know I’m making aridian bars anybody got a problem with that no one second I’ll be right back I don’t actually know if everyore is useful for anything else any chance we need to hear about Shrek’s love while he’s gone probably not n n no one needs to hear about Shrek’s love I’ll say it we could leave that in the past Plato thank you for three months Playdoh isn’t that the guy yeah didn’t know this was an anti-meme twitch what do you mean the guy it’s Food Dude I think therefore I’m woke wow oh computer get out of here this is my store tiger’s eye give me something good there’s a lot things that could have been left in the past like sare no I think we need to like be aware yeah remember it at the very least I didn’t get a single history lesson about that when I was in school by I mean yeah you you probably wouldn’t ordinarily but I did there’s a CO thing about it dude why isn’t this done making my aridium yet maybe it was just too recent back in my day to be in the history books you know how I’m so old what I thought quax was the one with asthma what what is this I was just trying to Trigg him person growing sunflowers for Haley is that [Music] real apple w isn’t three Apple required get three Apple required yeah there’s so much Artisan Goods is there now yeah since we didn’t sell the night prior I will create currency how do I get this thing working which thing the uh Crystal delium or is it always churning uh it’s just churning right now keep the dwarf Gadget you need it for a recipe later on okay I’ll put it in my fridge I’ll put it on ice oh I had a pale L already that’s crazy do you need another pale L um for your quest yeah I need one give to you kind stranger then I’ll work on getting other people some pays here you go kind stranger yeah I’ll take that I love you an arch choke do you have any amarant sitting in a chest should we have two amaran sitting in a chest and I’m and I’m farming up do I have a melon yeah have we done summer yet yeah uh we have we’re certainly in full um typing Rebellion I should have a melon somewhere I suppose not I might sold them that’s okay I typically keep one of each thing may have been used I’m taking the horse okay I did not try to name him Grover I assumed he already had a name he didn’t who needs the [ __ ] is Demetrius I think if you replace all your crops with corn it would be quite nice corn is about to go out of season man I I like you literally can’t gr are you trying to say their opinions invalid or FAS yes I am um if it was anyone else consider pumpkins sorry you attack like that g king what what did you just say it’s pretty understandable you just need to listen more sorry where’s Haley I want to give her flowers why do that when you can give her pale l no that’s for Pam I don’t care give it to her anyway damn bad crops this fall next season for sure is winter like the worst farming season I gave the wrong person amaran that’s not great Demetrius who wants a melon things are bad slay 10 red slimes in the Deep lava Caverns slay I think Haley is in her house in bed oh my getting a little warm in here slay girly Pop I don’t have the pumpkin Quest Caroline say it properly I don’t know how to say slay girly pop correctly yes you do The Voice use the voice oh slay girly pop like that that’s offensive oh my God [Music] slay yes [ __ ] like a Yas [ __ ] y [ __ ] no oh my God you atte eight what eight what I’m watching my waist I’ve started eat trying to eat healthier the past few days one of the things that I’ve started eating is peanut butter energy balls dude stop it’s the truth do you not want to hear the [ __ ] [ __ ] truth sorry for dropping truth bombs in the VC how partner yeah I’m home I think I’m going to have new ideas when I wake up I highly doubt it let’s see you invent something gone wait wait wait you ready for this yeah close that close that [ __ ] there you go holy moly [ __ ] [ __ ] I didn’t put a single Mayon in there no mayoo oh you pickled some hops I’ve been putting everything in I see oh you pickled some Chantell yeah I just been taking the stuff and then putting it in and then like yeah I get that Mayo de no that was offensive are these seed makers yes they are create oh Hello Kitty hi niku Carson why are you so fruity wait there’s ancient seeds here it’s just the way Slumber Carson’s the anti fruit I get a lot of varying opinions on on on this conversation but not when he actually goes outside it’s pretty streamlined one way yeah oh we’re so rich we need 10 more dollars what four then we could have one three three three three du oh oh yes now that’s is humorous oh new baby chick is hatched you have another what are you talking about keep huh why do my three salmon want three acorns I don’t know man so that’s what you meant by seed pouch link Carson I’m so in love with you I’m sorry person but I can’t accept this why is there an exclamation point in that pool over there my salmon want acorns oh of course just exploded dude you’re what do you have acorns no I think I do come to me midwesterners check your phone you can’t yellow chest right there unle allegation they probably in there yep gosh you g in return I shall make you another fish cooker yeah I just got a Amber Alert that took up my whole phone screen uh what are you going to do about it for a for a state that is 7 hours away surely you’re not going to sit here and play sty Valley while you got help is you got to go guys I got to I got to go find this person chat if you get an amber alert and you do nothing immediately you’re a horrible person I can’t help but notice you haven’t logged off yet who qu oh yeah was like what are you talking about I have nothing to prove that’s so real the [ __ ] is Marie where does Marie live I just say worst kind of alert to get Mar what amber alert yeah it’s annoying I think a nuclear alert would be worse n cuz I’ve never I’ve never like been able to help from those you know so it’s just kind of like hey guy guy we need you to do something can you do this I’m like I can’t they’re like oh hey can you do this though it’s actually so valid I wish I could opt out of Amber don’t we all brother Loki missing Amber Alert versus doing anything else um or did you mean qua I don’t think qua is mean you cing my feet smell like your wife what’s popping I don’t know you and I don’t have a wife I see through your lies excuse you I gotta I gotta I gotta get somewhere where you got to get get somewhere I gotta I got to I got to go to town I got to crack these geod you got to crack these geod help the Amber Alert person or raise a child um help the Amber Alert person if I can okay son nosean thanks for the 34 months up Nico oh oh my God Carson took a stance um oh six aridium oh it feels so good to get aium from geod how good say that IRL go to one of those stores that sells them it feels so good get out of there close that damn chest close that damn chest close that damn chest I’m going to start pissing everywhere excuse you um close that damn chest you don’t know what you’re looking for what to do nio have you ever found a sandfish or a wood skip no we need F fish and wood skip we do need those we do need those bad goodby okay bye naus shell yeah what the [ __ ] is the deal with the nautilus shell pomegranate I think I can get some of these things I don’t know about the rabbit’s foot I don’t know how to get a rabbit’s foot but I think I can get wine yeah we’ve been looking for nautilus shell for like a hot minute oh Nala shell is a winter beach forage item so oh we near we near valala yeah uh also I can’t water your water your flowers why because my watering can I just put in the upgrade thing well get one of the other watering cans where now they’re in your chest they’re in my chest yeah also on the bottom left at uh low key and Gavin or I who on the bottom left I think there’s something sitting there okay where is Gavin is that is that boy ass at work right now every time you talking about Gavin you always talk about his ass what’s that about you always do and then I’m reminded of what he did at twitchcon and then I what I can’t see it chat chat chat we’re going to have this discussion chat when I first met qua I told him he has pretty eyes is that is that so wrong is that so wrong someone that was the first thing you said you for like a year it’s not the fact that he said that he had pretty eyes that he stared at them for a while like longingly and then said it really slow no Matt’s kind of right you you you took like 10 seconds at look looking at me and you were like you very pretty eyes that’s not even true and then you like he like then you like smiled and then you leaned in a bit it was weird I think it’s okay to compliment your boys I guess this is the right month to come out about that event I think there ain’t nothing wrong with complimenting the squad umen listen before Nico got all [ __ ] up on the Vegas trip I was like yeah you look good man nice haircut that’s all I’m saying but he didn’t compliment my brown eyes when I was sitting right next to quax that’s that’s actually true wait what did you want mat were you calling my name longly just a second ago like a little longingly but you ignored me so I’m not going to give you what I was going to give you no myself but want it I’m sure and I wanted to not have my eyes complimented immediately you undressed his eyelids here in this chest I’m putting two new things but it’s not the cell it’s not to oh yeah both of those are for the uh I’ll come back for those enchanters bundle I’m pretty sure we can get pomegranates at the moment but plundering there’s nothing wrong with complimenting yo boys bro your ass so good can i c a feel every night in the hot tub in Tennessee I’d go up to Gavin and I’d say you look good like you look you look better in a speed up you you look really good you’re looking really tight today he’d say this hot tub is doing you [Laughter] wonders fruit back cave can grow pom can give pomegranate but you also have pomegranate tree growing in the green we do yeah yeah we have every fruit grow in you keep talking about these trees your hole looks warm huh what what I’m taking the horse dude I need him aren’t you going to make a Moy roll what’s up I said aren’t you ever going to make a mocky roll we do need to make a mocky roll how do we make a mocky roll I don’t know what do you mean I don’t know dude I’m un I’m I’m I’m unaware I’m clueless okay hi oh we’re going to have to learn some recipe someone’s going to have to start befriending the town folk I haven’t met like a third of them that’s crazy now’s your chance now’s your chance get out there I don’t want to I don’t want to I have the black long who wants to be our I can do it all you have so much farming to do are you sure not during winter all right I have way less fun to do during go get yourself a wife and a lot of friends W this really is a good game for you huh H you’re so funny has anyone ever told you that yeah you get may we have solar Essence I don’t have your solar essence I don’t have that we don’t have we don’t have we don’t have that I literally just said I do we definitely have we don’t have any all right we don’t how many do you have I have three in my gay little chest I don’t know about up there we need 10 do you want me to spoil the people’s favorite gifts or let you figure it out yourself is there like an easy way of figuring it out cuz I doubt it yeah it’s called goooo Gaga it is called goooo there is my Phil’s gone to bed if there’s an easy way to figure it out then I’ll I’ll do my best to do that but uh Hello Kitty oh me Gaga ohly [ __ ] that’s actually really really like that’s a funny message oh dude me gungaga me I love memes when is it going to be winter in 4 days we’re [ __ ] rich no one buy anything ever I’ll buy whatever the [ __ ] I want to buy like no like way of the wind yeah seven copies of way of the wind was only two you literally have three different movement speeds cuz you bought one to make you run faster in your two seconds of being in crops [Laughter] does anybody anybody want more Crystal AR make two of those PR I was prepping for the end game yeah for the Wall of Flesh we have to run fast yeah uh what qu I can make two crystarium right now okay anybody anybody think we need the idium for something else what you to like upgrade our tools we could use the idium don’t spin the idium on on something that’s like doesn’t matter that much we already have a crystarium they aren’t that fast we get two more they don’t want to do much for us the the first aridium that should be spent I imagine should be um or yeah we should we need to get the [ __ ] sprinklers the sprinklers yeah so then we could just free up a person to like play the game which could be cool we can make six of those that’ll be big yeah I to do it come take your things to make your sprink doing what getting uh-huh thank you thanks thank thank you it’s not my anniversary but thank you dead beat for the 52 months you thank you the underscore deadbeat just resubscribed for 52 months car I heard it’s someone’s special day today Carson happy anniversary Caron I cars keep up the good work Carson Carson you ever seen Dora why are you asking me that Dora you could have said I spy but then you said Dora what is this supposed to be Ola so feel attacked D you stole his horse again got to go put apples in the thing [Music] a heater ooh we need this I already got him oh yeah yeah did you just fart dude that’s gross so what do I do with it just leave the horse thing no I was checking something dude what if you the I would like an adventurer to enter the mines and slay two of those beasts what beasts squid kids I thought this was Animal Crossing for a sec it’s not I just stop bullying people that come in the Stream and and say stupid stuff because like they don’t know any better and like you say like dumb [ __ ] like all the time like a lot like holy [ __ ] you know um um oh your flower I haven’t been watering them dude I for Gore they aren’t in my zone [Music] [Music] broccoli ready top a oh yes oh yes why are you getting all worked up over broccoli broccoli ready top yes 5 million gold will never happen you’re getting your games mixed up brother No No 5 million gold is a thing what for what for FIA just looked at the hats and found the somera okay the winter foraging bundle and the specialty fish bundle uh we need sandfish and wood skip are those winter fish go get them then just asking a question oh yes mocky roll in the Truffle who is lonus um I is that our mayor that’s LS oh lonus I keep hitting I um I’ve uh lonus oh he’s the the homeless guy oh he is that is the homeless guy he’s up top wood skip is in secret forest and sandfish is in Desert Water Nico I don’t know where secret Forest is I know where desert is I can take you there okay need a if you go to the south of our farm like where goes right down you just immediately go left this little Force the bar does not [ __ ] sell Moy rolls I’ve been lied to for the last time what’s he GNA do it does some typ how’s he going to prevent being lied to [Music] again my friend runs a shop in the dessert is that one of them Libs yeah yeah it is I’m stuck there we go excuse is youm did you enjoy that do you like that who are you oh it’s Jody oh I hate it there crabs everywhere Gus sells the maky roll recipe who the [ __ ] is Gus a Salesman I guess is bar guy oh well it wasn’t there whoops oh he just saw you do that weird and like I didn’t mean it kind of [ __ ] they think Nets thank you like I don’t think you’re [ __ ] but like they do thanks oh yeah there’s like the special Quest board that we haven’t yeah I looked at it earlier there so many bears no way those Bears you don’t mean it yeah I I think Loki put those there yeah there’s a lot of Bears um what was I going to start talking about oh yeah I found cannibalism funny the past like couple days why started partaking a little bit so when you said you started eating healthy yeah eating people what’s up thankful thanks for the 33 months appreciate it man these so-called men took our months so they can go around and kiss other men I don’t get it man anyways when you playing killer clowns from outer Gip gazorp borp um I’ve seen Matt play it and I’m not like super interested but I could try it I just realized what you just realized no don’t worry about it you’re always pressuring me Wasabi thank you for the 15 what did you just realize you’re always asking about things is supposed to make sound let’s see Red Orb Red Orb Ah that’s why okay let’s try this again these so called men to so they can go around and kiss other men I don’t get it man anyways when you playing killer clowns from outter G zor okay it will do TTS for those now so that’s good there’s 20 coal in this chest man do you want me to bring it down please okay oh today’s George’s birthday happy birthday George but not for long oh he’s going to die soon we have so many quests I can do by call mingle I can’t seem to just Overlook the cannibalism comment okay these common mushrooms are very pickled I think I’ll be using these uh is anyone next picker any plans to have resub used Don guys I hate BS um that was the game plan originally haven’t gone around to changing it yet I wanted uh I wanted if you’re like a sub you just get a free Dono guy every month but uh didn’t get around to putting that in AKA Loki just didn’t prioritize it let in there quick me there I and now he’s got oil all over him excuse me that’s a son of oil that is you’re right you got that right yeah exactly lips here we have a lot of gold seen more all right what is this all about it’s windy it’s a dream Rocka by baby there was a strong Windstorm during the night that’s not good I doubt it money money why are you selling broken CDs we need those sorry haveit Back Street Boys do to the pawn CH Nico do you have the quest to give a hung girl pale ale uh pump again we do have pumpkin I show speed fortnite Trend I don’t know what that is you have pumpkins and grapes and apples yeah I’m coming back oh it’s just a picture of I show speed but you edit it that’s pretty funny I get the joke I suppose man I just take the joy I just rip the joy out of everything don’t I yeah yeah oh no sweetie H got to go put these eggs into the thing and break them I do not I do not have that Quest all right P therapy has no milk right now let’s go farming Samy stare New Generation finds out about Photoshop yeah yep yep there’s a bad taste in my mouth now um so you know how like you look at a picture You’ be like that’s Photoshop right I hate there’s like an entire genre of person who’s like that’s AI anytime they see a picture that’s like slightly off they’re right though oh I mean we were just talking about this actually before stream uh I was looking for some like art to put on my wall and I was like [ __ ] it I’ll look at displate if you go to displate it’s like all AI really yeah it’s like insane or at least the anime section you go to the anime section yeah AI I was like really that’s like wow wow you know yeah that’s how I felt I would plus I would just get a normal poster personally yeah I just cuz I know sometimes they have like cool art so I was like [ __ ] it and like I just have command strips lying around so it wouldn’t fall off the wall M what happened to your farm I’m just not like replanning cuz he gave we got three days left I’ll be taking that steel watering can thank you very much you’re welcome oh don’t know this game it changes you man did you make those uh sprinklers yeah why that one guy in your call sounds like the other one but zest happy pride month Carson the winter Farm refresh of course of course where the [ __ ] are you lonus that one guy in your call sounds like the other one but zeste full of teenage angst I don’t know who you’re talking about that’s [ __ ] up who’s your favorite romance in balder’s Gate Shadow heart is so hot and she never [ __ ] wanted me yeah or qu or qu I couldn’t I couldn’t get it right with her man but I ruined every inch of her on two consecutive playthroughs I just I just what did you just describe it I just huh I I kept trying to like to be like hey what’s up but every single time it would just be like oh I hate you I’m like oh no did you say you ruined every in ofer yeah wow have you seen her yeah yeah don’t go to r/ shadowart I don’t know if that’s probably is I don’t know I haven’t been to it I’m going to go to it Nico what are you doing you’re probably uh I just finished collecting the fish gotcha um do you want to help me gather a [ __ ] ton of wood sure we need a lot of wood I want to upgrade the house again but we need 450 pieces of wood oh God oo o okay okay I just got a a notification on Reddit about uh moderating Carson’s subreddit through election season what what uh good I’m glad needs to be done can you pickle a Peach uh yeah I wouldn’t recommend it you should pickle this Peach that I just got I’ve been I’ve been pickling peaches and plums and like have you yeah like all kind of fruit put it in the the far right chest and it will get its turn you’re so good at being artisan I want to be [Music] better instead zod’s magic and he eats your magic items for no good reason he ate like two of our magic items and then he was like chill he’s just like yeah no it doesn’t matter anymore like I’m like I’m yeah he started doing that then he said something should I say it yeah go for it I mean people might be like I hav play the game spoilers yeah yeah which I’d be like yeah but also the game’s kind of been out for a while so it’s like you know um yeah did you see uh we got a first time chat from iend Gore to kids oh why is that your name man is a bit of a practical joke I’d changed your name if if I were you well you’re not them so you judging his name that’s the username he chose to Born stop it was a joke I’m a girl doesn’t matter no wait why would that matter right no it doesn’t I don’t care what do you mean I wouldn’t want that to be my username God forbid a girl have H it’s not serious that doesn’t matter it’s still like a bad Vibe it’s not that What About Soul toucher are you like I’m fine with soul toucher that’s that’s like that’s a good Christian name and I and go to kids isn’t it what if put your on the girl I’m a it’s fine like thankful gave him the P so I can fix her oh one day these trees they will be prepared Carson takes another stance against women it’s not about being against women no it is it is and I stand with you so are you going to change your name it it’s not hard to change your name you can just change your name and then it won’t be a problem can yeah then they’d be conforming and like you know it’s the current month that it is no it’s not awesome sauce well now that they said it’s awesome sauce it’s not serious you just a hater I’m looking at this person this isn’t the oh no that that that was their first time chat they’ve been following since 2022 don’t give them a tier three what the [ __ ] that’s just called support right there qu okay ice and Gordon men would work that would be better I wouldn’t like it’s so weird but be better I have 45 get get off my case do you have more solar Essence do I I have that three in the yellow chest you I don’t want you send Gore to me you sore why would I want that uh can you send them T and square stuff uh Carson in the white chest there’s two aridium ore and 10 battery oh and two idium bars okay take all that oh you got some idium taking this I’ll be taking these uh qus mhm I might have geod you do you do have that big question mark box that is a geode oh yeah I have those but hold on um sh normal G Gore dealer this is a big yeah Gore dealer that would be that would be a cool name that would be a what the [ __ ] but also holy [ __ ] be better take any GS it’s in that just new nickname no change your literal username change change your actual username on the website you’re being manipulative right now what do you mean U Matt does that include your mystery boxes yeah yeah okay yes yes all for farm so remember how we needed a pomegranate you have one um kind of um I just finished making a pomegranate jelly apparently so Nuggie Boy Thanks for the 12 months hug [Laughter] Wy no way that made you laugh like that my voice broke that’s I was trying to say dude started kicking his little feet Carson you are not being very neutral right now I’m starting toy walkie oh wait that’s kind of fair you’re taking a pretty hard stance holy [ __ ] we make think the smoked fish is worth it really yeah it doesn’t make too much money it’s not like bad to do you but it’s getting late why does it say that it’s getting late also did we figure out the storm thing uh yeah there is like wind oh I bet it knocked something down or something yeah oh tomorrow’s Festival the spirits Eve come to town at 10 pm. what if I send Gore to kids is a Gavin Al it’s not a Gavin all could be a Gavino a plum yeah like on the real though you got to change your name did you miss the fact that L said you were King shaming I don’t care open these GE no I don’t you’re hater I’m going to time you out for 30 minutes and if you come back and that name isn’t changed we will ban you until it’s fixed don’t worry I’ll unban you well how are you going to unban them if their name is changed you’re not going to know it won’t be changed I’m just trying to have a good time change your name change your name change your name here here here’s a taste of what pain you will receive why’d you do that that was mean I’m sorry stop bullying women timing out a tire that’s insane stop taking left of the path what are you saying Tyson I can’t believe we have 23 million coins under the farm oh yeah I put the two fish we need for the bundle in the white chest below your house Carson you put what the two fish we need for that bundle oh this is big this is big I have an army homesick thanks for two months glittering Boulder removed what the [ __ ] the glittering bolt I don’t know what is that I’m not farming shorts Loki I can’t make a short out of [Music] this why FR you know why we got four stars yay now all I need is a single melon I can have all of my quests complete but someone didn’t keep it sorry so now we get seeds or something we can grow them in the greenhouse yeah I guess could I qu that is read to KZ position to standing in front of the Chinese type 59 tank dude new Museum reward all right 30 minutes your name espresso okay chat I like okay it’s a funny joke but let’s discuss the Optics of this situation okay let’s let’s be a little bit real for a second here okay you have to understand that given my position in the world all right I have to walk on some eggshells when it it comes to certain things in this case in me in particular it would look kind of bad if there’s a person named I and Gord of kids chilling out in my chat all right [Laughter] [ __ ] you have no grounds to bring up Optics you preach about naturality hypocrite yeah but you never sent Gore to kids hey man it doesn’t matter fine again I’ll sell some of this stuff fine can’t make jokes anymore because woke we need a 100 pieces of hardwood really how the [ __ ] do we do that you show it a real moving forward derpa farts thanks for the year I appreciate it oh what happened secret Forest has stumps that regrow every day Cho for hardwood oh where’s the secret Forest I’m there oh have quality fertilizer I don’t know if you need that but I have it get that much from it oh the old tree is gone however oh yes that yeah you can get also needed like 40 for my own stuff I think what did I need it for oh yeah the oil press I wanted to make two oil presses Todd thanks for months you see the when when you pancake the syrup you syrup on pancakes and the syrup does syrup things and you drink water because you can’t eat it wow why’ you say that so frally oh my how would Shadow heart feel about this oppressive stance on women oh listen I I did whatever I could and she never liked me I think your religion is weird and then she was like what the [ __ ] What’s your deal and I was like I don’t know just be happy he tried to fix rather than accept her what was I going to do in town just now oh need a hot meal yes quite this is Jodie that’s Leah these pixelart Sprites give such a different vibe than like their actual like look on some of them and how does that make you like feel I don’t want to get into it you you you wouldn’t want to hear all that quacks H freaking nuts thing just happened you’re gonna lose your mind I’m ready to have it you know how there little worms on the ground holy [ __ ] oh my god oh sorry that was that was yeah I mean we’re basically there I hit one two mystery boxes holy [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] crazy no one was throwing that your way bud oh AB conversation yeah my apologies see yourself out put a stinking hat on your horse so kaai can you do that yeah that’s cute I need solar Essence it’s fine I don’t have any more damn coal I do okay cool what is this out of five bit look at the Hat the horse has now I don’t care about your dumb horse and it’s gay hat it’s a fedora dude it’s June I said what I said what the [ __ ] wait there’s rideable horse and stardo wow I’m back just on another account just for me ien feet picks that’s a better name why did you just do that you had to be all difficult I’m going to go grab some peanut butter energy balls you changed your name to that other name before stream what why I think we all know who the difficult one is here woke media Carson suppressing our freedom of speech you don’t know woke oh the gling Rock what is that it’s a glistening Rock what do they want to do with it um yeah going to be your old a while aren we we’re going to be here a while yeah Amazon Basics adjustable wrench Nuggie wuggy went to the store Nuggie wuggy wants all of the popcorn Nuggie wuggy obtains the necessary sustenance required for the best movie ever you put candy in your popcorn you make it a whole mix qux have you tried PopCorners I have not they’re pretty good pop corners Loki hello Lok Kei oh he’s got soundboard on so the stream heard you your your [Laughter] thing someone uh take this I don’t want it I don’t want it lucky huh pass you the rock man oh I can’t hear that I’ll take it d I am a glonous [ __ ] I eat huge portions oh this is good oh this is [Music] great hey guys stard yeah what about it uh the GL the The Rock the is Loki here hi hi he’s been here yeah Oh Come fish The Rock oh fish the rock the the glistening rock is the the space Rock that’s next to the mine see I don’t know why you were calling the the rating the cut scene cut scene your stupid cut scene Evelyn will you calm the [ __ ] down I got to do farming oh yeah the the thing tonight the the vegetable thing a garden pot I don’t care have one thanks EVN great thanks so much does work ring whatever what’s up Meza how you doing what my glow ring am I doing it wrong yeah ouch are you doing it Matt doing what the pan the what yeah we can now start panning for gold yeah how do I I’m not doing do you have you have to find a glistening spot Matt where’s the fish smoker uh they’re in my house uh oh so yeah Nico just been dropping off fish I’ve been going through and smok them okay smoking them where bottom right is my spot yeah where you want the the smokers are up here oh okay little chest got you oh there’s a lot of fish in there I’m getting through them best I can um little uh little message for for chat here if any of you guys are tier one Subs the base us price is going from $4.99 to $5.99 on like July 11th so if you don’t want to pay an extra Buck every month cancel that before then or use prime um it it’s also applying to certain European countries so if you want to look into that just Google you can Google uh something like which price increase or something you should also have an email about it yeah and then there’s like four countries where the you could just keep the Legacy price I think it’s Austria Germany Poland and one other what about other tiers other tiers are staying the same it’s a festival day yeah it’s not until the night right you get paid more than think so yeah like 10 p.m. I get the same percentage I I I’ll still get 70% um so I I will get paid a tiny bit more but I think it sucks because it’s just like the $5 was so perfect in my opinion so if you want to have the the sub perks and and benefits and all that besides like um no ads on here and emotes if you want like the Minecraft server and all that you can just switch to a YouTube membership on the live Channel and you get the same benefits over there um and that’s for five bucks then you the shame some people should un because of the price increase yeah Spirit Eve I think later liby lizard what nothing it’s fine did you like did you like the literate from no yeah if you come up to the mines and come out uh you’ll get a gold pant you start panning for gold I just did it and I got seven gold ore one little I got copper you [Laughter] suck nope qux where are you I’m up with the mines all right wait is the fishing bundle done no I’m getting you a new sword quest uh Nets we wouldn’t be able to make the sub emotes free need the knotless shell do we need to bring anything to the not the Shell’s a winter thing okay it spawns on the beach uh I don’t know I have no idea maybe omog Granite you like any shonin Carson yeah go to my Annie list I was uh talking with someone the other day and uh oh my God I can’t talk um and they we we came to the conclusion that there should be like an Ann list for like books yeah there are there there definitely are there there’s like multiple websites like that yeah but like my wife us cuz I know there’s good reads but like I’ve heard that they’re like [ __ ] it’s just like it’s become like a bit of like a on moderated commercial mess from whatever you know any others how do you use the copper pan don’t uh there will be like little qu uh shimmering spots in the water like little gold shimmers uh you have click on those go what you guys talking about but also here gold panning I got a bone fragment for one thank you Matt you’re welcome is gold panning like a mining level thing uh don’t know we just unlocked it ah yeah I I’ve wanted a equivalent of anist for like games um but the ones I’ve seen well yeah steam doesn’t track things from epic games and origin though um and Wii and Nintendo switch I mean it’s I I I I think that’s fair but I feel like steam really does a like almost conclusive job of it you know yeah for Steam games I yeah I I don’t know I mean like what what what marriage you seeing it existing for other platforms I guess I mean it’s just a way to see reviews on games without having to watch a 10-minute video essay I would just like to track my games across across more than one do you want IMDb for games that is in CET I don’t want IMDb I want an dude letter boxed IV though I use letter box for movies yeah I forgot that I had it for a bit so I didn’t update it when’s it going to be nighttime I want to be scared oh qu are you home yeah I have seven Frozen tears wait that that’s not I was thinking it’s the Frozen GE might TIG matter stupid is this your house God BR glasses freaking crazy feet pigs what pigs are crazy excuse me that [ __ ] awesome man I don’t have any goddamn B how do I upgrade my house yeah you can’t we can only upgrade the main one which I just went and did no I don’t bigger I don’t find feet attractive anymore why not boring boring why what are these [ __ ] seats what are these like church pews what are these no they’re pink oh they’re pink plush seats okay I just bought oh when did we get a phone I just bought it holy [ __ ] landline put there I also bought a workbench uh but I put that down by me I also bought a calendar which I guess I can put in the house hey I hate feet they genuinely repulse me like genely take them off I hate smells I hate grow up can we go to freaking spirit yet do we need two hours we need two hours we need stuff I can’t understand armpit fetish you can’t lick one okay okay shove your face in a blanket same exact thing what mean I don’t know I’m just saying things what you can’t you can’t you can’t ask these difficult questions right now yeah he’s high I’m not high I’ve been up for like a billion hours and three hours of sleep so you’re high this I’m not high person thought I was high the other day I didn’t think you were High I said you were acting like you were high yeah he thought I was high Chad are you high I had to take a drug test for the company dude I was I was watching a little bit of a Choco Jack stream yikes the other day she was like she was like Hey I’m I do drugs guys and I was like oh no she’s an alcoholic and she knows drugs it’s [ __ ] up she said to us that she doesn’t do drugs she smokes weed oh my God Spirit believe has begun does she smoke weed I think on occasion she asked me to explain what fentol was that’s true Did you no I’m going to the Town Square where here man we’re we’re waiting all right sorry I got to catch my last fish no dude we’re running out a time I don’t give a crap or crap I’m going yeah she was talking about her drug addiction and I mentioned how the doctors injected me with fent in my last uh operation she’s like what’s fent I’m like I’m not explaining that to you she had to down uh a whole glass of water with ginger to help with her motion sickness before playing Farm Life 4 in fortnite [ __ ] is happening to this person you found me I got too scared so I come here to hide don’t tell anyone oh you guys we can get funky rug yeah I [ __ ] really I forgot about that recipe I should proba buy that recipe I can get the recipe I got the recipe at the store only got a jerk lantern that was rude jerk Lantern don’t get too close to the cage I do what I want I pissed in a cup today for a job I wouldn’t you got paid to do that why you get paid why is there no more shut up Shane I I charge 10 bucks a bottle hey floppy dong 36 selling test fluid outside your workplace [ __ ] what’s wrong with me why why can’t I move on it’s a lot of fun to H within such an interesting FR just move on dude I can’t she’s just in my head doesn’t care about you anymore whoa those skeletons are pretty scary feel one of my ridium infused maces would this isn’t the way I don’t think imagine if into the undertale voice acting I think people would have uh lost their damn marbles oh I remember the maze it’s not a maze it’s like I went through but then I went up here and I I went up to the thing and it didn’t do anything I think there’s a secret path or something you got to take this secret path oh to the right yeah golden pumpkin oh yeah [ __ ] golden pumpkin whoa what’ you I [ __ ] did it I’m going in the cave oh [ __ ] what the hell is the point of this did you get the golden pumpkin oh no I’m the [ __ ] [ __ ] golden pumpkin so they installed this m shaft here just for this event gold blumkin no the M always there dude oh I’m going to take the secret shortcut back shortcut back dude is that all this event is just the maze no pumpkin I’ll see you drink pumpkin ale and eat pumpkin candy and pumpkin where’s the pumpkin ale and the Pumpkin candy in the pumpkin it’s on the table dude why are there crab cakes on this table delicious maybe it is just the maze no someone Google that no but you can kill the skeleton all right no you can’t try it it’s pretty cool though wow that’s really cool man don’t get too close to the cage you can buy the funky rug by the way hi meth Gary have you had a productive fall what’s up yeah scary no it was pretty painful where’s the mayor he’s right here he’s down here he’s he’s staring at his Playdoh whatever is this a Play-Doh like two cookies on top of each other like what is this three cookie that’s two is it a Burg CRA why hello inary it’s chilly isn’t it why is it like moldy crap cake um I got to meet everybody don’t go beyond the rickety bridge what’s don’t get lost I’m going to go beyond go where no one’s gone before what wait that’s our first time chat message that’s SI I’m imagining like a Reaper like a like a grim reaper saying do not go beyond the rickety Bridge no it’s not it’s not as they put their hand up and point towards it you don’t know what that’s from do you no that’s smiling friends is it yeah that makes that’s Lamer why is smiling friend hey I said that Matt I said first talk to the damn mayor what for who which one’s the mayor there’s nothing else at you have to talk to him twice I talked to him twice then let’s go what are we still doing here I hate this event it’s so boring there’s no pumpkin maze yeah we each got a golden pumpkin but I spent more than the golden pumpkins worth I sent more pregn encouragement for your viewing pleasure where um who’s not ready oh yeah it’s a universally Loki go Loki Loki Loki sorry I didn’t I thought this was like when you normally just hit the button Hit the Road Jack Hit the Road Jack okay we got to sell our golden pumpkin no don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t it’s a universally loved gift item don’t sell your golden pumpkin put it in the fridge sell your golden pumpkin sell your I’m not get what the [ __ ] did you guys do with my Prismatic Shard that was in the fridge I turned into into a sword for Qui [ __ ] you man that was going to be for you don’t worry there’s shards why’ you tell me I told you no because you you took it away wow good if you’re going to be This Bitter I don’t know if I would have even accepted yeah you getting mad now really yeah forecasts the relationship dodged wow you’re going to lay [Music] down sorry yeah you can turn the Prismatic Shard into a Galaxy sword wow is that a Galaxy is it better than the obsidian Edge yeah about like twice wow that’s crazy there’s only one sword better in it in the game I think am I still able to get the signed lunch Club poster with the purchase of a call me Carson yoos dude wait until we tell you about the floor mat the rug the the lunch Club rug made some waves back in the day brother somebody asked you to do mommy encouragement ASMR can you do it no Matt I’ve been thinking about it though all right um some people have said that uh my ASMR was actually kind of good I don’t know if you have been around for these conversations yeah um so there is a market open there probably for me to make some uh ASMR yeah I mean you got to afford rent somehow right um the problem is uh they might have liked a little bit too much cuz like the comments were a little bit odd about it um wait why was this actually kind of good under abusive boyfriend ASMR yeah it was cool um see yeah yeah so like I know we were discussing that like a like another Avenue for me to go down yeah um and that’s that’s like an option you know that’s that’s an option hey Frank can you read us a bedtime story before you end stream I’m not ending stream why not just asking in general yeah I think they’re talking about like for the future but maybe you should do it in an ASMR to like test the waters okay okay you know I never test the waters people people always were saying I was testing the waters back in the day remember that Primal Warrior thanks for the primer large rug rug oh I better go fishing yeah you better man I better I better go fishing oh charismatic shards oh my God he said my name yeah it’s pretty common around here though that I do that actually it’s actually like messed up how much he does it how was it messed up it’s like [ __ ] cat I’m so it gets in my way so often it’s kind of it’s awesome that you say that every time we play this I’m glad it just keeps happening yeah it’s like a recurrent like it’s not even in front of my gate it’s in my little tree orchard now like you in the P I’m a [ __ ] cat well at least he’s consistent yeah that’s fair oh no Wily Willy is on the bridge it happens Tyson soon it happens we’ll do rare seeds give you peach jelly what cars from the type of guy to stare at you and say you have pretty o is it so wrong to do that is it so wrong to compliment someone’s eye color and tell them yeah your eyes are pretty man you asked me if it was gripping after you said that I didn’t say that chat is it so wrong to add your friends in the airport in the airport while watching the sickest guy you’ve ever seen in your life scoot around holy [ __ ] so [ __ ] suas dude save it guys I haven’t released a twitch comp yet you’re never putting that [ __ ] out what do you mean it’ll be like that was very rude decade upload it tomorrow you guys being rude and negative it’s okay being vies you’re being negative in Ro having a negative vibe session in the VC right now I can’t even Vibe how can I be negative about a thing I wasn’t a part of I’ve got the urge to make my famous omelet but I’ll need two dozen eggs urges I need a big wad of bug guts weren’t you on the twitch comp pod I don’t remember therefore it didn’t [Music] happen hi sir sir hello Siri don’t talk to Siri don’t talk don’t talk to Siri Alexa add barbecue chips to my shopping list hello Siri hello [ __ ] I forgot about that bit Alexa add barbecue ships add Barbe [ __ ] Alexa I want a barbecue chips Alexa add barbecue chips to my shopping list Alexa add barbecue chips to my shopping list add ketchup chips ooh that what a good idea actually guys can I spend $110,000 yes I already did it so why did you instantly what on what all right thanks ni on what oh there go it doesn’t matter who cares said yeah what was it for uh an egg oh you spent $110,000 really good egg this this new Bitcoin I heard about oh sorry wasn’t a movement it wasn’t dollars it was gold um oh okay yeah as long as I have money for the for the winter crops I got a rare you have plenty of money as long as I have money for I got a you got a mo roll you have it I got a Moy roll we need that we need that uh Matt gave me a mystery box and I opened it sweet yeah that’s a needed for a bundle I’m so hungry oh but I ate it I’m so hungry that’s fair you ate [Laughter] it I was just hungry man can’t get another one fell for being hungry but I bought a retro catalog how retro I don’t know oh I think we needed that it’s a collection of unique furniture from a bygone era simple question would you rather be a cute f with cat ears and or be torn limb from limb and fade into a painful sleep only to wake up once more to find yourself healed and realize you be stuck in this horrendous Loop for the rest of time um yeah I think I’m still tired I think um can I have the cat ears while I’m being torn to bits [Music] i a b I guess I would rather the fboy one okay can I as I’m being ripped apart you were really quick to answer that car it seems like this something like you’ve been like thinking about and like taking a St yeah yeah call here here we go I just I just ask the qu I answer the questions ask to me and and look what it gets me what does it get you nothing good cat ear oh my God I’m going I love sham I’m going to say it I wasted that $100,000 oh oh yeah yeah it’s okay we have another $110,000 should so you no so you wasted all that money huh yeah the money I made hey Carson you’re going to don’t you didn’t you didn’t buy the thing so clearly you didn’t make the money true I gave him permission and I forgive him so it’s okay yeah my God I got to see jelly oh my God you were not allowed to be mad at me next time I by way of the win part four I I might be upset he will come over and yell in your yeah I’m King a lobster I’ll quit you’ll quit dude are you going to come get this this mocky roll or you are you like being stupid I’m busy go bundle it bro put it in the bundle I don’t know where the bundle is bundle you don’t know where the community center is oh it’s in the community center I don’t know that is ask questions I know he probably even hasn’t even gone to the damn wizard I I didn’t know there was a wizard oh God G no wonder he gets bored of it like immediately he goes dude out cuz he doesn’t know what the D I’m in the Min I’m going to the mines and then I’m leaving the mines and then I’m going to play more of the game man that’s the community center well doesn’t matter CU you have to go [ __ ] talk to the wizard do you have any quests in your gay little Journal I am going to find you few know what happened yeah do those those okay it was a thought experiment you said I I was just going based off of what you told me oh my God albore row oh all right great man it’s that like good I know for like non- Fisher that might not make any sense but it’s actually pretty sick oh I hope better die why are you so aggressive calm down stop chilling [ __ ] there [Applause] fish wow wow [ __ ] super cucumber holy [ __ ] yeah they’re purple stop just get in the get it stop oh my [Applause] God I have to craft a furnace yeah we got a few is a piece of Kake the big pretty y says what what what what that always makes me laugh always you know you can’t be lazy what yeah yeah oh my God seaweed since Matt went ahead and made the Galaxy sword you can now purchase G gxy weapons from Adventures Guild desk they’re expensive and I suggest the hammer cuz you can special attack and spam main attack in the same movement all you saying random stuff thank you for the Galaxy Tyson thank you for hey hey [Music] mocky uh do you need lobster bisque no yeah actually I do need that L needs that I’m putting it in the chest it gives really good fishing Vibes is it the name of that muscular chick from fire force from [Laughter] firef I at a super cucumber again I’m going to get a mocky display poster that’d be a lot yeah can I get a displate of just like we need truffle like cooked steak I’m trying I can I can make the thing actually no displate of just the raw pork chop Sprite I think would be pretty sick por chop dinner the glowing displayed as well whenever it falls onto your ground go all the way out did it feel good to put that mocky roll in grab that [ __ ] it’s yours [ __ ] rub that [ __ ] it’s yours [ __ ] still don’t know what the lyrics mean everybody in the club getting tipsy everybody in everybody am I going to I’m going to need [ __ ] uh dude I have to use my furnace to smelt copper bars I don’t want pigs I don’t want pigs I [Laughter] don’t get out of there I I hate P the moment the moment that I get [ __ ] truffle from these pigs I’m I’m slaughtering it I don’t want pigs I don’t want pigs oh it’s 1 a.m. it’s 1:00 a.m. we got to go to bed everybody that’s exactly what they normally do everybody the rusty oh my God that like so good though that reminded me of vacation with the fur whole club was wait wait wa with the fur are you going to go to bed they’re having fun F we dog pile in that bed everybody in the CL and Tipsy oh my God we sold so much new crafting recipe War your ring dude you can’t sell uncooked fish that’s [ __ ] up day one of winter I forget what the hell I’m like it’s a new season sorry L to make more to make more smokers but you think it’s snowed but I have sea jelly Oh Lordy Lord jelly cave jelly yeah but if we have more smokers we can smoke more fish at once there’s a guy there’s a little guy there’s a little guy yeah but oh my God it’s winner all right where’s Robin’s lost axe uh bottom right of the map you bottom my sprinkler you than you no my sprinkler it’s a little cold out today guys don’t you notice oh I need the thing that ages uh the [ __ ] rope that’s what I need oh there’s a little guy I found him cuz you can make a the shadow guy there’s a little shadow guy and he ran away I found where he hid where’d he hide uh north of town no I’m not going there I received the magnifying glass what do you need that [ __ ] going on I now have the ability to find secret notes notes reveal rare and useful information can be reviewed in your collection all right okay bye shadow guy need need the preserves jar do we have a preserves jar now dude stoping I five okay I can make um some [ __ ] I need to give them syrup okay I’ll give them syrup I guess if that makes them happy oh naua shell that made them happy oh got no shell off rip wow holy the [ __ ] real hey man oh another No god dude St Nautilus shells slam I’m stuck I’m stuck oh no they’re all running yeah um what do you need [ __ ] am I not bottom right enough you put the salmon Row in there I’ll put it all right put it in the put it down here in this chest okay it’s like really valuable from right here okay I will do that well it’s actually only like 500 gold but it’s really valuable JD and Spoon thanks for 10 months the yippies kind of like like yepy and that was funny one two three four okay is your house big yet mine yeah is house bigger no chest of row I have kitchen yeah but that was like there right r never [ __ ] work I don’t know can you ask stupid Marne stupid Marne I got powder melon seeds let’s go need those stupid melon give me my oyster please smack smack smack and smack ao’s ass and smack a ho ass and smack A ho’s ass why that one stay in our vernacular huh and smack ao’s ass think it’s just you actually place why’ that one stick with the yeah why what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean I don’t know where this axe is bottom of the map bottom right of the map from what I’ve heard the bottom right’s the beach I looked all over uh now I’m on the bottom my bad go more left than that yeah I’d go more left I should have said of like where all like The Greenery is bottom right we’re on the greenery got some crocus the game is so [ __ ] bright now it’s winter yeah sure is I can’t see anything it’s so bright me um yesterday I went to Best Buy yep and I had no idea that meta made of glasses oh yeah meta glasses yeah I had no idea those were thing M so I was like what whenever I like saw it yeah Qui where are you are we bottom left yeah where what the disc what the disc like Tower rare disc that’s the wizard tower go right oh my go snark glasses for video [Music] calling o I see three bags here those are big the disc oh my God there’s a [ __ ] demon out here bottom right go down there should be an axe what the [ __ ] that doesn’t look like an axe yeah it does there was a demon at the bus stop oh my all right did you kill him no he ran away and you call yourself a Demon Slayer I can’t even I don’t even know where he went he went north of town he’s hiding in a bush oh [ __ ] I better kill him you mean not upgraded your hoe at all supposed to bring someone cauliflower apparently classic are you oh I thought you were just imitating me for a second thought you were just like making fun of my struggle what fuer I’m starting to feel exhausted man this shit’s taking it out of me oh I just loaded our our base and a bunch of fish spawned in my screen oh my God to got an OP these Bears I’m putting the Nautilus shells in here hello Gunter Gunter Gunter hey that’s going to exhaust you man you’re going to get real tired doing that W an orament espresso and Crystal what if I don’t what if you don’t I don’t like how these are one up yeah why it’s I don’t think there’s a reason for it no you’re so right there I think it was there was just the fire but no I think in like a previous season there were crops or something down there that I didn’t want to disturb I have petrified slime okay o it’s apparently mineral last janash thanks for giting a sub to okay mommy the [ __ ] the [ __ ] I went somewhere it was confusing the how big of an area do these do um it’s like a 5×5 so that that string right there okay so’s two to each side yeah all right got mud Stone this guy got mudstone got M what um you still put the sprinkler in the wrong spot did I oh my yeah the bottom one is a tile better go cook some food uhoh I didn’t didn’t mean to open that you don’t know how hard it is being [Laughter] made I think you got it you have to deal with your life yeah why is why is there a watering can in a dwarf Gadget in the fridge leave them first experiments I have to make a fried egg that’s so lame I don’t want to to do that [ __ ] so D all right I need make hash browns how the how the freaking heck squid how do I make how do I do that got anyone got any potatoes no oh this sword is so huge I’m really glad it was made for me instead of like a stupid wedding R it’s you have the task of replacing the Prismatic Shard oh my God Cole his gift to you was dead all right goodbye I need smoker all right this CH ass I’ve been looking at it so it’s probably it’s probably bad what’s bro going to grow in winter powder Melons I’m spending 75k okay on what a weapon no I just wasted 75k like dude what I clicked on it like trying to like equip it and I sold it our investors unhappy wait uh I mean we could just restart the day if we buy it back from the vend for the same price in but this yapper is beating at the bottom and you know what I think it would be totally fine to give yourself the item I don’t think that’s how it works I don’t know if they have cheats in this game oh yeah that’s it should just let you buy it back no what which which guy are you at oh did you go to the basket the basket where did you sell it the Basin to the no to uh the actual like shop guy the adventure Guild oh huh I don’t know that’s weird he doesn’t work like the other vendors cuz when you sell the fish to uh to Willie he just gives you it back you can’t buy powder melon seeds no that’s depressing I have seeds on me oh really yeah I remember yeah yeah I remember now well I’ll be able to grow something I bet please like turn shat off what’s wrong why are you watering those I don’t know that’s like what we specifically put all that stuff down far specifically wait what wild winter seeds yeah exactly fine I’ll go to bed you can’t buy those either well what do you want from me you pause stream while I go shower I don’t think you’ll miss much oh so tired so sleepy someone’s not in bed earn 1 million G earn 1 million G we did it 23 [ __ ] Farm has earned 1 million G hell yeah a million in a year wow you can craft the wild winter seeds Okay new achievement millionar why you made your house bigger apparently which is like cuz I was like using mine for stuff right um stupid snow 75g wasted yeah oh will he wants me to catch him a squid yeah he also wants me to catch him a squid just Sid in the fish chest you can take out I have a wood chipper now like you don’t want me to you can turn it in to willly wow your house is bigger very nice catch me a squid okay Willie I don’t have no Willie Quest oh is there mailbox mailbox where’s Robin the Wily I’m taking the beach tot what was the [ __ ] was that noise that good question that was my beach to that was his Beach totem oh that was that was a meteor falling a meteor yeah secret event go to town now yeah there’s a meteor I’m going to go check out this oh it’s the shadow man oh [ __ ] it’s my bait maker byebye I’m in town I don’t see a meteor it’s a meteor hit town you’re probably like the wrong spot town it’s shaped like a Christmas tree oh [ __ ] I see a Christmas Tre seeds baby that’s the meteor no but like an actual Christmas tree so the meteor oo powder melon seeds baby red mullet row sonar bobber and deod it’s snowing down at the beach it’s kind of a lot of par going on scre oh it’s Christmas so I get I get free treasure I I know I don’t see a meteor there’s a meteor I’m going to start timing out people in chat who are saying absolutely nothing with their messages go for it the meteor wasn’t serious oh what and here just looks like a Christmas tree what you wanted there to be a Christmas meteor meteor would have been cool I would have thought tredy that would have been pretty awesome whole cut scene half the town would have died man I got trout soup it’s not bullying your chat messages just add nothing dude what okay what if the meteor landed on Georgia Mar crocus oh we need the snow yam still okay of course oh a herring wow h a bit wow another hair hello bird goodbye bird tomorrow we should have enough eggs for the Gus Quest oo heck yeah yeah hell bit H butt e like CIT you’re so [Music] mean damn this guy does [ __ ] the objective is to make a farm that’s what we’re doing no actually we’re actually helping little square Cube [ __ ] the objective is to make a star do star do one hey girl what’s that star [Music] do hey girl show me that star do spread those cheeks and show me that star fish what just like a kind of like that I have eight powder melon seeds I just joined what the [ __ ] I turn into a goblin chat choose their class what the [ __ ] I turn into just go to like a random twitch chat be like chat what am I going to turn into now D that’ be so funny everyone in chat would be like oh he’s doing the transformation bit okay this is really funny and they would play along why are there no snow yams anywhere oh you have to yeah what’s your Woody reply here uh uh a lot of your farm isn’t tilled anymore yeah I know what’s that about maybe you considered planting snow yams no it’s a foraging thing no I Got Crystal fruit though I think we need that right uh no what nope you don’t find snowy AMS on the ground you dig them up from worms okay oh there’s a lot of worms start digging up the worms ladies and gentlemen don’t see any worms I haven’t seen a worm since like I got a rusty spur there’s worms everywhere there’s worms everywhere getting all the powder melon I don’t got yeah I got hella powder melon seeds no yam though no yess yam brother yam bro ain’t got no yams and no [ __ ] Carson you really [ __ ] up how oh you [ __ ] up you could have put aridium sprinklers or I mean you could still do it aridium sprinklers in the greenhouse so you could just plant whatever and not this winter [ __ ] that’s true brother I have quality sprinklers I got 24 quality sprinklers too so bro you’re yam stop talking yeah quit your yam y bro I want I want that to be said but like those shitty like tiktock AI voices like two people are brother you are yam yeah exactly me like Don guys you mean like Dono guys no Don guys that’s a totally different Texas speech system yeah Wily oh but like we could see it in Dono guys if anyone wanted yeah if someone did Dono guys though that would be some guys that sounds like brother I not yam you are so yam I’ve already depicted myself as the Chad game Mo me I’ve already depicted myself as a CH don’t interact with me you’re the soy Jack I am the I am the Chad W Jack I don’t want your video if you’re gamess I need solar Essence I needthe does anybody anybody have that what do you need I have what solar Essence I need to nobody has solar you’re the guy that’s been going into the mines man yeah you’re the solar Essence guy I don’t [Music] know just found out Markiplier is yamas during pride month devastated uh where did you put the Nautilus shells qu right there I found them no I told you where they were I found them hell yeah Rock Rejuvenation holy [ __ ] they I thought they just wanted like Crystal but they wanted Ruby topaz Emerald Jade and Amethyst we got hell of those don’t worry we have crystallized slime did it not play that D guy what gu it did play that one it did oh yeah what if you play it again I wonder if the Dono guys can pronounce Japanese characters try it I don’t know if we’ve tried that it won’t it won’t apparently I don’t think it does I think I tried that it just freaks up yeah but that sounds cool freaks out how you know oh recycling machine great yay yay yeah aess you’re looking gamess know I pronounce it no no the answer the bridge is going to be repaired tomorrow winter seeds yes oh my God yes oh my yam I got a [ __ ] squid yeah think I’m going to make stairs I’m putting the squid into my bait maker so I get no more squid I’m making more stairs you can’t stop me all right my yam what Did The Squid do it was sick as [ __ ] what does the squid [Music] do really what did the what Did The Squid say to the what Did The Squid say to the um what did it say to the what did it the yam say to the Yammer what did the creeper say to the end what does the creeper say to the [Laughter] player hello Shadow oh good one Chad good one Shad shadow guy Eep you caught me shadow heart shadow guy Shadow player the magnify Shadow heart Shadow heart and Shadow glass Shadow heart why are there two shadow guy shadow hearton there’s always been two one of them is real the real self one is the the false self one is the Shadow Self and one is the shadow heart one of one of the other one wants ale dude I love geod I love geod I need more I need more you need to tell your cat to stop wandering the farm aimlessly I don’t know what to that’s tell you man he’s sitting in front of my can you put your cat in its place he’s sitting in front of my fish tank terrorizing my fish just sitting there like yeah you’re a stupid [ __ ] fish yeah really weird all right so I’m fishing right now but there’s no fish so I got to catch a squid but uh it’s really really annoying I ain’t got no coal I ain’t got no coal I’m an iPhone you are that’s what the song goes we’re on our roll guys I didn’t know the jokes have just started we woke up the jokes of to see this hey Willie do you want your [ __ ] squid or whatever I don’t [ __ ] know hey hey thanks thanks for the [ __ ] [Music] hey hey come to bed hey willly he will think about that that video that Loki really loves with the The Bunny and the oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Loki ever does a media share stream make sure to send him that video because he’ll laugh every time I’ll be very happy oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah wo yeah H he does love that hello this is Gus Loki what’s your biggest pet peeve um I don’t have a lot getting asked this question what do they do to that rickety Bridge dude look at those bell peppers did you know if you eat those bell peppers right there you’ll be Superman holy [ __ ] dude what the I didn’t sell like any of your [ __ ] that day I’m sorry man I what happened to the super cumbers made a little bit made a little bit dude how how do I day seven of winter it’s not date seven just he’s just talking he’s just talking let the man speak anybody have any GE they want me to crack open I just like opened all of them you you did well you you reached Clintwood washing machine Quarry ah the Quarry we can go to Quarry I have a geod stop stop stop stop oh you you have the lame geode you have the Lamey do for us um a lot of rock here where’s the Quarry how do I get there um I just went via the mine cart oh oh it’s a new thing I mean I’m getting hella coal from the Quarry I don’t know what all rock stone what does the Quarry do for us boy get for free you get you get so much for free okay these swirly [ __ ] look cool holy [ __ ] these swirly [ __ ] are cool I got a ridum get hey you got my Prismatic Shard Matt do you want a sword make a sword why’ you break that I I get cool things if I bre I get double or as well buddy no but I’m better than you yeah dude thought he was special I got a fish pond with fish in it that’s where I put my fish y my Road in my fish box there [ __ ] nothing in here you can get more wood at Cory too Cory does this work no what precious gems in this box in a mystery box most late game players just use the Quarry as a place to put a [ __ ] ton of kegs because it becomes useless very quickly okay oh so we should yeah but aridium it’s like a good aridium Farm I no I think I don’t know how much of this uh respawns uh qux that’s dumb me me want Cory what are you where our money go what respawns too slow that’s lame Define too slow good thing I’m going to the Cory hey I’m at the Cory I don’t want to well we got lots of coal now how much do you have I got 48 on me holy [ __ ] that’s pretty good you know where to put it responds very slow hello hello it’s me I’m running away from this damn Cory Oh wrong place I will say that the cave to the left is the most significant part okay okay oh there’s another mine oh is it good is it really good I just got here wow a ghost I’m not asking you I’m asking chat Nico sorry I was chopping so much wood what is that thing oh he didn’t realize no you would know if you paid attention I was chopping they added a new new cheer OTE I have to update the damn bot now it’s the skull Cavern not a good mind but there’s something good at the end for Farmers oh wait we are we are what does not a good mind mean can you think for yourself for once I don’t know what that means as far as resources that means it probably means that it’s not that good what that means next time you ask me to elaborate on a vague sentence I’m never going to do it and then you’re going to be like it’s just so easy to to say why and then I’m going to be like no see the this is just the loot tables thing qu no it’s no it’s not no it’s not don’t you [ __ ] start no no no no no I’m so glad Loki is always in the wrong do we have a Jade I have a jade you have a jade I have a jade where are you in the mines I can come out I can come out of the mines wow I got an ice pip a [ __ ] shadow guy um it’s a special fish I don’t know how how rare Jades are I’ve never seen one until now give me so maybe we maybe we make put in a little goober they’re not okay Chad isn’t ice pip one of those stupid one time fish you should start duping Jades in the crystal machine because you have enough diamonds no we don’t no well then why the hell is it a billion coin so you want me to sell this Prismatic Shard no sold put it in Carson’s fridge put it in my fridge where’s your fridge can I put this stupid ice pip in my pond Matt they’re saying we should dup the Jade well they can suck it all right um I’ve got so many Jades in my yeah I felt the same I I haven’t yes put ice pip in pond hell yeah I can get a billion dollars from Ice pip anyway know where the shadowy figure is I need to gety it’s in the bush above the fountain gotcha hello Tokyo is looking R why everyone in Tokyo need it seems really scary now all of Tokyo knows you’re here it’s a line from that’s like it’s like a line from like uh from uh what’s the movie with the Kean Reeves where he kills everyone Ted’s Excellent Adventure yeah it’s probably Bill and Ted no I don’t know what else it would be hope it’s not that like what could it be probably not B you asked us we just told you the [ __ ] so what is this magn Wick oh yeah find Secrets find secret notes SpongeBob movie [Music] bless you oh out my way Emily oh my goodness it’s kind of crazy that John Wick kills the the Barnacle guy with his ass or whatever yeah remember that guys collect your gold collect your gold yeah you should have two quests that are done okay I will gu famous omelet ghost’s stupid omelet ghost’s famous omelet there might also be uh prize tickets down at the uh the big Quest thing we’re about to break 900,000 yeah sorry 100,000 does Willie hang around after closing time he can fish afterwards sometimes thank you for the curse mannequin in the middle of the pathway whoever the [ __ ] did that you’re welcome you can put it literally anywhere else yeah there when you were right next to it I liked it actually I wanted you to be afraid of it and then you didn’t react to it which kind of ruined me put damn fish man where the [ __ ] did will he go he can be fishing in town it’s cold outside goes away yeah he fishes all over the damn place he could be anywhere or not really why is there only two golden pumpkin in the fridge I got another ice everyone put their [ __ ] golden pumpkin in the fridge I got to put my golden pumpkin in the fridge [ __ ] your fridge yeah I don’t like your fridge supposed to be more I put it in I put it in the chib that you’re currently in so I put my gold supposed to be supposed to be in the fridge I didn’t want to put it in the fridge so maybe you should cry about it cry about it to like your mom or something yeah all two mystery boxes oh I love loot boxes I just don’t know what’s inside I I could tell you what’s inside them all right what’s inside Mystery Gift wow a prank lowy take this the reason to dupe Jays is so you can use them to buy staircases for considerably cheap from the desert Trader on Sundays to get low in the skull Cavern easily I’m playing stardew Valley not Excel damn but my staircase is so excellent the spirits are in Good Humor today the spirits love my stair why you in the fridge looking for a snack I’m selling these diamonds that I got and you can’t stop me that’s yeah that’s probably what you should be doing with I have to go evict my salmon well see I was keeping them um but we have so many diamonds we have 25 yeah yeah I don’t think we do we need all those I don’t think so I don’t remember the last time we’ve needed a single one yeah you guys you guys told me I was gonna die if I sold him really [ __ ] up Cooper doing haven’t heard of him he’s doing fine man he’s upload on YouTube I don’t talk to him anymore you feel slow from over exhaustion how would you grow up I’m selling all of our diamonds but five of them okay Salmon Pond there’s no salmon I mean that’s probably cuz I took them out I found a snow ym but we don’t need it but I got it just letting you know there’s also a lot of stuff in the chest to sell not a lot all your ice doesn’t want to live in a a Salmon Pond it’s not a Salmon Pond there’s nothing in it go in there stupid what the grow in here what the grow it’s about to be a crazy day for the mods about time population 10 of one damn ice Pips picky look you got to click empty Pond I did read chat are you sure I’m just relying what chat said I already did that chat yeah chit yeah you greeny like a boss Whoa man ch ch dude where did my fish smoker go here it is the fish store no that’s nope NOP no don’t eat ice pip no put it just put it in the chest right here it’s getting late it’s a very valuable fish yeah any just put all fish in there and they’ll eventually be smoked Carson I have system set up cuz Carson sells Artisan goods for more ah so I let him do the selling have he has Loki been selling Artis and goods no I haven’t done it a single time that’s a sick shell you got there man I oh it is just above my head for I want me to see for Comfort level 10 mining it’s about time uh do I want do I want to be a gemologist or an excavator I don’t know a gemologist uh I can get I can get a double chance on finding geod or gems are wor 30% more 8K uh the gems do the gyms yeah g gems being worth more yeah for sure okay more so better it’s really sad that you just sold all of the gems yeah could have gotten 30% more wow rip I sold all but five Tyson quit you’re yapping we could just dup more we don’t make to dup Jade we could just dup more Nico what do you got going on fish all right we got more iridium so if you if you want to be like cool you can use that I guess oh I just got a sewing machine you going to what are you going to do make clothes oh and I got a fridge I got a fridge a mini fridge oh the crush just doesn’t go in there it goes in here you know what the Cory is a passive iridium income so they always see it’s so hard I don’t really care about clothes yeah me neither I was like can I like turn cloth into something that sells for IR but put a piece of cloth in in it with a diamond real quick it’s funny do you have cloth for me Matt I have to do the funny thing for Content there’s also a sewing machine in my home okay can one cloth oh a ticket oh to okay and then I go in here a shirt with a big pendant oh that’s lame it’s cool never trust a you got a chain Now dog yes someone else can have it I kind of like my overalls I should probably have it and skirt yeah I’ll get the Loki I have a skeleton shirt I’m badass not very MF of you MF is what you make of it man oh my God I got three I got three mystery crates no way I’m about to get the purple purple coffee wait that the shirt with a chain on it does it sell no you can D it that could have been cool I crafted 15 items will there be an MC Ser good job MC subserver update when the new MC update comes out uh yeah eventually um depends on how fast like plugins are updated yeah in this bitchville world we have to wait sometimes for that [ __ ] got a warp to for the mountains I don’t even know where the well are you going to use it will be season five no I mean I should I warp there I don’t even know yeah I don’t know what the [ __ ] the mountains is I think we should get plaso yeah but what if I go there and the game glitches and I’m soft locked I think that’ be really yeah it’ be dope plasma makes the game too fun get rid of it did I hear my name yeah what’s the damn deal with your farm what do you mean you talking about uh just the farm part of it yeah should make your invoice mode dude that’s like genius we don’t need to do that no but it was genius I’m yeah that’s we have to it’s why why did Tyson say that I don’t know yes cuz he’s the ideas guy you should do that yeah no we definitely should waste so many hours oh I just found glass shards on the beach [ __ ] yeah I love glass I better go buy another damn lure a lure you have to go around the [ __ ] counter for this guy he’s a real piece of work all right time to I’m going to resend 75,000 gold [Music] okay I just want you to remember who it was that was angry at me at the start of the stream it was you yeah for good reason why is stupid fishing [Music] Gunther my uh glash give him give him the one two give them your what four yeah it was plasmo Tyson there more I’m glad the museum wanted glass Shard yeah right wow this keeping us like stupid [ __ ] here’s this Crystal chair for you am I not allowed to sniff now no all right I never said you couldn’t I was just simply uh jesting pointing it out that you do it me I just wanted you to think about it thanks thanks for keeping me on my toes oh my God it’s bubbling thank God a lost book oh it’s G to get everywhere oh it’s bubbling twitch even feels like a spaghetti code dumpster fire now dumpster fire dum dum that’s really awesome dumb dum this guy would like that I’m back oh yes oh oh yes need more fish no more fish all fish taken wow four copper ore I’m so glad I’m glad you’re glad qux if you combine a rusty spur with cloth and the sewing machine you get a poncho why is it me you dress I don’t see the problem cuz you like to be a cowboy you hit the rain yeah why are there sunflowers in this chest M uh cuz I just had stuff and I didn’t want to take them all the way up you little [ __ ] yeah yeah you want me to put these say that again do it yeah say that again I’d rather not stay it cloth plus cookies equals smiley face shirt okay I’m upgrading my pickaxe orb all right I’m not upgrading my pickaxe no you good what pickaxe do you have gold upgrade it the next tier is aridium I need I would need a lot of aridium for that let see don’t oh my godness sea jelly I need a couple fish oh do you want some fertilizer though I got fertilizer yeah hey why did you have this on you uh I got it I don’t remember why but I got it and I told you I had it earlier um and then you said nothing yeah you for sure didn’t but it’s there’s a wide variety of fish in the mat chest it’s so [ __ ] dark in this room turn a light on you can turn on a light I got a squid by the way great all right I don’t know if anyone needs a squid still I need a squid okay you put the coal back no the red malib bit were you able to make more smokers not yet I need to get more cave jelly heard heard seen and respected would you rather be black little [ __ ] uh you me you just me would you rather be quack little [ __ ] I just got like one option I think it’s like over my like me or oh you don’t get two options what do you mean you just get the one would you rather end of story I wouldn’t versus continuing as normal where is my Lake it’s in the mayor’s house the ticket machine is in the mayor’s house specifically mayor Lewis if you’d like to use a ticket you will need to go to Mayor Lewis’s house if you don’t know who the mayor is you’re kind of stupid can ly you use this format of sentence too often would you rather eat waffles or pancake or french toast l w idea what you’re talking about awesome question I got a sewing machine honestly I don’t know what I’m going to say as an answer I really have to think about this one L I got a [ __ ] fridge dude nice I can put it in my three square foot apartment in here can only be play in a house with a kitchen what’s the damn point why do I need a kitchen to put a fridge down that’s insane okay so I put a starf fruit in the seed maker and it gave me another star fruit seed so now I can get a starf fruit again right just one yep good here let me put this other starf fruit in the seed maker infinite 900 fridges perhaps it will give me more than one this time ah success 30,60 bits donated you’re champ Tokio don’t let them ever get you down we’re doing fine okay ice pip okay it’s cheaper if you just buy starf fruit from the desert purple shop rather than use the seed maker I don’t know what the [ __ ] you mean by that I just four seeds for free I have mixed seeds by the way I need to stop Dono guys you’re addicted man yeah what the what the heck what do heck what the heck oh my yeah you’re right TBT agreed got a Nole this shell shoked shoke where does where is the outgo box uh here yeah uhoh how to make butter um so first thing you’ll need to do is you’ll need to do the the hay Farm the the wheat farm um which is near the milk cows um you’ll you’ll get some of those and then you’ll put them in the feeders for the milk house a lot of only one of the feeders works the rose right only you need to be jar yeah H and then you’ll be able to Milk The Cow the milk cow when that goes to the one feeder that works and then you’ll put the milk into the you have to unlock this there’s a butter Turner it’s done already so you put the you put three milk in the butter Turner and it puts out one butter it’s worth 40K gold butter well honestly pumpkins are probably a better option for you since you can load up the big rig and bring it to the uh the mass selling spot big fan of the big rig yeah thanks M Carson hey no problem I love playing this game with you this is a big Joy of mine thank you guys I love being here can I take this pale L and sell it yet yeah okay that’s why I was there bro I haven’t seen Carson in a hot minute how’s it going boss man I’m solid how are you where are you putting the Artisan Goods by the way man huh where you putting the Artisan goods for Carson the chest by the door okay but don’t worry about it I can handle that unless you want to do your thing but okay yeah I just want to get through the fish backlog a little bit yeah it’s just like the the one thing I’m doing is sitting in that house all day so oh okay gotcha yeah I’ll try to make more smokers then think that my priority what did you have to eat that smells amazing I got chicken wing I didn’t eat anything I just uh farted good one man I know I just am full of jokes I just came to him naturally uh quick mhm I have five mystery boxes in oh mystery boxes I end a frozen giod big chilling bro dog I was just I was replaying your Clips back in 2018 I lowkey disappeared from all social media for a bit but we back now welcome back things are better than ever I need seaweed seaweed wa I wanted yeah they’ve been following since 2019 wow wow [Music] hey xct I also lowkey disappeared from all social media for a bit so we have that in common but I’m back now I’m sorry but we back now better than ever got an apricot from the Batcave I love that and I love playing this game with you where are you going I’m so much faster than you guys oh God how how that you not only mock me in real life but in game how could this be oh we could get a Tor do you have a dressed spinner l or N I do yes oh no this person selling a dress spinner for how much, 1500 they typically sell for more here you can also buy squid for 9900 I thought they’re like a, not 1500 normally they’re probably cheaper but here it sells for more oh they sell for more yeah yeah what are you selling no like you have to buy them for more it scam scam but it will be there so it’s like cool what just dropped from that bait and bobber no the other thing oh uh secret note oh oh yeah I also got a secret note bait bait and bobber my dear grandchild by the time you find this not expect you been Liv in the [Music] valley the tell you read this I’ve already died that is lost book another [ __ ] secret note Stones look at this any more cave jelly kill that guy kill those guys yeah you get that wood girl slay I how do I get C you fish in the cave someone is waiting for you on level 100 in the skull Cavern all right in the damn Skull Cave no we need to get to level 100 in the Skull Cave otherwise we got Driftwood I love Driftwood we got another cave jelly we got another got another drift with another really right okay I saw a rabbit I’ll just keep throwing my bobber in the water over how do we get the rabbit’s foot I probably kill it chop its foot off dangle it your trophy oh my God I found a I found two Rusty spes quacks you can get a Poncha quack qux I’m eating chicken you have to you have to you have to wear the poncho where has begun at the beach oh my God death CZ thanks for the uh I must thanks for the tier one appreciate it Willie I need all of your Deluxe bait I just got a job on an oil rig you got a job at the big rig literally B well there [ __ ] this rig literally wait no nope highest possible rates around 100 well that’s probably why I’m getting so much I guess I guess where is this tuna frenzy everywhere where do I buy the star fruit Sunny says thanks to tier one appreciate it guys oh yeah it’s everywhere okay seao diet Willie I I need your finest Lobster bis right now sardine [ __ ] it I’m eating it my tackle is worn out oh no dude interl should add more music to this game oh no I’m so wicked tired I better eat yeah no joa Cola good thing I’ve got oh [ __ ] yeah good thing I’ve got 20 pieces of seaweed yeah seaweed my favorite they’re beginning to feel really tired did you really just go all the way over to the desert no I was getting seeds from the store here I had a reason for being here and now I’m just grabbing a couple ore while I’m while I’m here or what [Music] keep it up tell him Loki sick beat tell him nah you don’t want to tell him no I don’t have to know I get you I [ __ ] with that I tell them if they ain’t even listening yeah listening for real [ __ ] bro they ain’t listening bro [ __ ] [ __ ] bro I got two smokers on the way oh yeah oh yeah yeah come on man my that’s so [Applause] funny [ __ ] oh dude Lord where the [ __ ] are all the trees no I need one more cave jelly okay better go to bed oh I have four joa colas I maybe should have drank those don’t drink the Georgia cola if you do geia Mart wins the [ __ ] you need a Galaxy sword do I it cost 50,000 yeah it’s a lot could use that Prismatic shard HS sell some what Hobs Hobs hops HS did you sell my hops no okay good I’m telling you to sell them no bro I need them my my my or something don’t sell my UPS bro holy cow um you’re going to have to come home soon I’m going home now I’m faster than you no you’re not um I have a bike actually coconut [ __ ] I don’t to remember dried salted seaweed is actually very good okay yeah yeah yeah I guess it is seaweed s is very good too dumb ass fish pond doesn’t even have more than one fish in it [ __ ] stupid fish hey o poke M good hats please come and bring coins poke me like coins click okay hey been a while isn’t it a little weird that they get a month these questions have just been nagging me in the back of my mind how do they get a month who decides that why what do they need it for a full month okay who does decide that you know it’s strange it’s strange I don’t know where that started was there a present of gay dude this phone won’t stop ringing hello the mannequin keeps moving by the way I’ve got an unusual request I want you to deliver an amethyst to Emily we need the entire month so we can enact our evil gay plans yeah I know I knew that already like who decided that you didn’t have to add evil we already knew they were because you said gay wow and there it is mixed seeds for for [Music] you’ve requested construction on your home Nico I’d need more storage for fish tanks it’s fair that’s just how it’s going to be for now Tyson sorry anyone got extra fish you still the fish in the same chest a fish multiple a lot the one on the right nope where which chest you need some like shitty fish yeah I know times I didn’t hear it at the fish smokers ah aha Carson yeah that’s yep what’s up man into here great great job keep it up good work we plan to make every tough as Nails American men fall in love with one another and adopt a kid and grow together on a farm and every strong American woman go on dates and 333 quinti 333 quadrillion 333 trillion 333 Bill 333 M3 33,333 hello um uh this is Vincent um do you have any Piggies on your farm okay okay I got to go is that a prank call happened Gavin thanks for the 33 months on a 33 month streak I appreciate it Gavin I appreciate that very much see these Cactus seeds can only be grown indoors perhaps I’ll grow one [Music] here I have a uh an extra pot yeah it’s not what I wanted choco Jack is you choco we were talking about you earlier it wasn’t good though like it wasn’t like good things like we weren’t saying good things um how are you what would you guys say I wouldn’t worry about it I would’t worry about it if you really care so much you’ll go look in the VOD I’m good I’m drawing something dub what is it is it Gore cuz you drew that hot Miku we asked you for like really well and now I’m just curious what else you could be drawing she’s probably drawing boobs she usually is and they’re usually way bigger than the than like the characters boobs should be which I find intriguing to say the least Twinkle Twinkle Little Star know what you are yay I’m small so all boobs look huge to me um no that doesn’t make any sense there’s so many Artisan goods for sale this is this is tall guy if you’re looking at a if you’re looking at someone who’s flat chested I’m not going to you’re not going to be like oh yeah those are some big boobs he’s 3 in tall I don’t think this I’m way bigger than 3 in tall okay I didn’t mean why’ you why’ you correct yourself was it was it wasn’t you consider to be way bigger than that yeah can you like do like like 63 probably unrealistic that’s a lot that’s a lot of of Rod no I’m not talking about I’m talking about my height man yeah St making it all weird I got joa person’s I’m not going to read that anymore Lana AA super cluster it’s good to know CH this the Galaxy Super cluster that home to the Milky Way and approximately 100 100,000 other nearby galaxies okay okay finally that’s are you bigger or smaller it’s surprising that choco didn’t know about that she doesn’t know about a lot yeah duck mayonnaise what wait you have Ducks Matt yeah how get duck feather I don’t know I’m waiting got it’s like a oh interesting Mayo every day I’m hoping for a feather my rod is 52 thank you chuo ja I know that’s what I said it was I didn’t hear you say it Cho what do you mean oh must be like she meant to say b no yeah why would you why would you Flex like a fishing rod like that does make any [ __ ] sense give us knowledge for 33 months I want knowledge everyone’s seen it Now list man just cuz everyone’s seen it I mean it’s not awesome it’s fair what the [ __ ] ow River n take these I got to rock I’m in need of Earth crystals hey Matt can you put this cool ass shirt on no okay isn’t it fun that you areally playing in my Valley R I think they’re trash it’s just a door scroll right yeah yeah they could be used in a crafting recipe I’d put it in this chest all right you see Once Upon a Time Nico was talking not Nico Tyson was talking about the dwarf Gadget being part of a crafting recipe yeah so they say um I’m in need of Earth crystals Earth crystals yeah so if you could go about trying to attain those on your mining Expeditions Earth crystals fascinating what could these crystals mean lingard choco Jax in chat if you’re still there did you learn anything new today have you learned anything new today I learned what gooning is congrats you didn’t know is that why you were talking about your Rod you didn’t know about gooning until goon with your boys wow yeah goon with your boys um real how much did you learn about it yeah what did you learn could you explain what what it is for chat it’s a team activity it’s like when you’re goon for a boss you’re gooning with the boys no no that is what it is that is what it is no no oh any any gooners in the chat what have you learned today Carson I learned about the uh the super cluster that we’re a part of he also learned tinam and square that’s true I did how did you how did you not know what that was no I he just learned more in depth he doesn’t even know the skull anything oh he knows all about the skull now yeah he knows about the schull now but choco Jax told someone to goon [Laughter] on what’s up goons chugo ja you are aware there’s another meaning to that [Music] right there’s almost a huh no what do you want here so your first year in stard Valley is almost over wow I’m you keep buying seeds for me you’ll be twice as productive next year you keep buying seeds for me you’ll be broke and I have some exciting news I’ll be selling new seed varieties in my shop next year I should have one new variety per season well that’s all I wanted to say I have a good one I ha that you know I wouldn’t even bother trying my competitor seeds he just makes me want to like be a JoJo Mark guy now yeah um don’t even try him so spaghetti I won’t even bother trying them they’re clear worse by the way just so you know they’re like really bad they’re really bad by the way don’t buy the do you ever shut the [ __ ] up don’t buy the other seats okay there’s another meaning yeah the other seats yeah kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty KY I could just start going to the uh slam desert every time yeah BTW what has canonically happened to crust he death he died yeah and we moved in so yeah well he did you see his head he was not looking too good anyways I Got Crystal fruit okay all right don’t know that’s useful or not or useful or not it exists like for sure for sure okay I’m not he’s not I got to get River jelly oh no I need to get B are you son chat what you want you ever looked in depth at square and how [ __ ] up that was no like something like that would not fly in today you know that happened yesterday people would throw up no I just know there’s like a guy and is he standing in front of a tank standing in front of some tanks yeah Carson knows a different guy there’s a tank here I do know a guy Carson what’s going on with your farm it’s uh getting snowed upon yeah I keep wanting to like plant [ __ ] sorry and then literally happening in China today tan square is not happening in China unless you mean the location people keep standing in front of takes it’s really weird just want fish it’s like group hypnosis I love fish the full tankman image is insane why is there like more tanks I need some hops Gavin did you learn anything today is gav sh hey food guy we’re running low on food what’s the last book you read and be honest for Carson I mean he said he doesn’t read dude you’re you’re so impatient what I read I mean you said you don’t when when I was talking about reading he reads [ __ ] light novels oh that doesn’t count light novels just go on any list like who cares yeah that’s why he doesn’t read because there’s no any list for just normal books you read light novels occasionally there’s one where these two girls make out okay and at the end they do a little bit more than make out what [Music] wow don’t s what’s it called uh it’s called Bloom into to you I watched the anime for it uh and then the anime for it like just like stopped and then they didn’t adapt anymore I was like [ __ ] well now I got to read the book they didn’t want to do the [ __ ] scene no they just I think I think the show came out when the like when the book wasn’t fully written or something oh stoping him I’mma go herck what Urban exploring I think my cheating what should I do oh this is big this is big um buy a new one well no don’t no don’t Don’t cheat back don’t cheat back yeah that’s not how that’s not how this works you buy a new one it’s that simple honestly cheating back’s pretty Bas no no no no no no no no it’s not pilled though demogorgan invest some time into Catholicism yeah cheat back and manipulate her yeah rent a girlfriend yeah it’s a good idea um I’m agnostic though exactly considered that’s um demorgan you should probably no legitimately here’s what you should do you should break up with her and say I’m not ready for this relationship I can’t handle this without being a little [ __ ] yeah and then you should like fle your muscl and then yeah I can’t handle this because I’m a little [ __ ] and I think you’re cheating all the time cuz I’m because I’m a little [ __ ] that’s why that’s that’s what you should do you get cake and you have them right stop cheating on me on the [Laughter] cake please I think that’s kind of sick though you know because then you know you just know someone working at the store is going to take a picture of it and like post it somewhere it’s just such a funny idea cake that says I know what you’re doing I know you don’t say a word about it and then you say that’s weird that they put that on the cake I didn’t even ask for that and then you move on just get that cake and then then bring it to like a family occasion just set it out you could keep doing oh my gosh you could do some [ __ ] where it’s like you know in in like shows where it’s like they get close to figuring out a secret you could do that like a bunch you could you could keep doing things that like seem like you know but you but you like you you don’t actually paranoid you don’t like confront them yeah they’re just going to think you’re going to kill them Carson that’s yeah but that’s sick then they got what was coming to them ask them what they think about cuckolding yeah yeah there you go no yeah yeah start start Act start being like funny idea genually like I think we should think about swinging I think we should think about swinging no no actually actually actually actually you say hey one of your friends told me you were cheating on me and I’m into it I’m really into that I wish you would have asked me but like proof if you’re cheating on me it’s chill like I’d like that a lot it’d be really cool I don’t need sea jelly and then and then if they give you proof you leave them that’s just baiting here’s what you do here’s what you do Gorgan you start saying no seriously OJ Simpson he he was he just found out he died you’re like I can’t believe this innocent man died can’t believe he died before he got no you started being like even if he did it like he must have had a good reason yeah I don’t know you’ll just murder dot dot dot just start talking about how much you admire OJ Simpson I think he just made a lot of good decisions as when he was alive I don’t think he made a single wrong decision in his life guys hey oh my goodness what the [ __ ] I bought you kitten so were you gonna tell them you’re into cuckolding or what h on I have to I have to screenshot something in chat this is crazy what where’s your pot met huh the chest down there where’s your pot mat oh out here yeah gotta you expect a guy just to dulge his pot location I guess do you [ __ ] with Urban climbing what are you talking about like scaling like skyscrapers cuz uh I’m pretty sure that’s just illegal no but it’s funny also sounds like so much work remember when Jared Leo did that [ __ ] no okay remember cult say you’re lame without saying you’re lame didn’t happen you’re [Music] just well you could do the classic have a rose company call her and be like LOL we have free roses and you can send them to your special person if she doesn’t send them to you then you can get all anime and go on her go on about her betrayal wow your glasses can get really reflective one day you’ve got to let your phone be unlocked in the open and she’s going to check your phone and she’ll look at your Google recent search history have one of your searches be what to do if my partner is cheating and the next search be how to hide a body y y yeah and then and then what to deal with and then their full name is cheating on me you just start being really racist real no I don’t think that’s a good one cuz like what does that do for you uh let you be your true self but what if they’re into it I don’t want green algae speaking of qux do you want this uh rusty spur oh thought yeah you need to make a poncho quick I don’t want a poncho why not because my guy isn’t Mexican please can I have can I have the [ __ ] shirt please can you have the what Loki the shirt with the diamond on it yeah somewhere around here all right oh yeah what’s this what’s the Truffle situation I’m waiting on the pig to get big all right oink oink Zoo Pals ribbit ribbit zso z z Mak fun why do you have to bring that back in my so uh we’re watching free live TV now and they they keep playing zel’s EDS oh [ __ ] yeah this really cool lowy so Gavin learned about Urban exploring and cucumber bait choco learned about did I gooning I didn’t mean to choco what did you actually learn about gooning gooning like I I want you to be 100% fully honest with everyone on I got to sell my I got to sell my fruit um well I looked it up I don’t want to talk about it no way there’s no shot that you actually thought did you fall for chat bait I I hope because she was playing Pokemon that people referred to the grunts as goons and that just led to it choco Jax get get a voice reverser app and then say stun seed into it it’s just it’s it’s a funny glitch heard something about choking and gooning there was no choking yeah I think you mean choco ja I can’t say stun seed anymore why why can you say it backwards oh [ __ ] I have to be here it’s bad what do you mean that’s bad why so much fish you’ll know when you’re older see but she can say that and it sucks I fell for it no way man anything it’s just a glitch it’s a real like Easter egg wait Loki yes take this damn bab thanks it looks like oh these are not oh these are permanent wow permanent per permanent permanent permanent permanent permanent what’s permanent uh keep going I’m stared out it’s only been 4 hours and 46 minutes I don’t want to go to the damn Festival oh yeah the festival is today isn’t ital ice yeah there’s a festival today quags you got to stay on where’s this stupid [ __ ] one we need 10 iron ores we need 10 iron ores okay okay for we have a million I have to give the fish 10 iron ores cuz they need it apparently Gavin choco Jack do you guys have any advice for us like in general like like life advice do you have any life advice gav hasn’t been on this planet long enough do you any life advice do you have any life advice for us in chat choco Jacks and Gavin do you have any advice for people who find out they’re being cheated on gin thank you thank you okay thanks for the three fish stupid ass fish wants 10 iron ores you are you are also asking an alcoholic for advice which is kind of [ __ ] up yeah you just stole that from FIA yeah you just stole fia’s Joke Man yeah I did but it’s not a joke it’s very serious situation the Festival of ice has begun stupid [ __ ] Festival nobody cares about your stupid Festival all right I’m going to the f I care it’s at the bottom right now it’s at the beach it’s on marne’s Ranch M it should be at the beach hi go down back out of that this is more important look at what I got oh duck feather yes please you love me now for the red cabbage whatever that requires how do you get a red cabbage n I’m on my [Music] way oh it’s it’s a crop that’s only in seed year two oh oh [ __ ] really that sucks Oh I thought it was it can be found in year one in the skull Cavern or the traveling card there’s an ice fishing competition this [ __ ] I forgot how cool this guy was competition by the way you say that they’re cool because it’s all ice and [ __ ] come to the north real quick come uppies I made this oh you did it I made this what is it now uh someone’s home my guy was like maybe somebody will move in eventually oh maybe it’s for lonus G I don’t want him to have a home should we get a wall scon it’s a pretty small door for lonus tree of the window win star we need to buy stuff why do all these suck tree of the winter star yeah we just need the tree the winter star besides that if you talk to Willie I think you could sign up for the ice fishing I don’t want to sign up I I genuinely don’t even know who Willie is hello Willie like I know stick I signed up wi where are you Wily Willy Wily Wily Wily yes and I’ll do my best and I’m going to beat you Willie plans on winning the fishing competition her out it that skank what I just looked up at chat get pregnant get pregnant and there’s multiple people um humping me keeled over on four four uh on fours you pushups I was going to stick around but I got out of the ER recently and don’t have the energy have a good night okay [ __ ] bye-bye y yeah let’s get this freaking competition on the road you know what I’m saying I got fish ice let’s get this competition on the road you have to talk to Willie again yeah you going to talk to willly no probably L to just let me know when you’re ready to compete are you ready to participate ready are you guys ready yep yep Y no I’m ready to catch the big one all right everyone let’s fish guys no one let Pam win if Pam wins I’ll scream your goal is to catch as many fish blah blah blah is everyone ready begin oh he jumped oh [ __ ] I don’t know which one’s mine [ __ ] goal is to catch a billion stupid [ __ ] fish I’ve always been notoriously very good at the stardew fishing mini game your go to catch fish um oh follow I got one I got one is it just as many fish as possible yep yeah that sucks like quality of fish doesn’t matter no why would it matter sorry okay I don’t [ __ ] like fish I don’t think Pam’s caught a single fish she’s stupid as [ __ ] and can’t fish very well hello fishing red hello there we go I caught two I just got a perfect holy [ __ ] congrats on the perk wait you get two if you get perfect no no that just my second fish oh okay I think like you can only lose if you [ __ ] up a fish I still don’t think Pam’s caught a fish stupid idiot but she said she was going to try and win she’s really trying but the fish I might just be taking all of her fish her line like a [ __ ] like rope [Music] 9 seconds everybody get your fish in oh it’s unfair did I get that last fish or not I Wasing it in I don’t know I like I had to go through the animation for my six I don’t they cheated us don’t know N I don’t know to kill a lot of fish that’s a lot of fish you had 30 seconds now the [Music] winner I was catching my sex Le cheating now for the winner of this year’s ice fishing competition yiy good job Peele good job Peele with six big slimy fish I love peeling fish here’s your prize what did you get uh like a hat and a hook and a bobber and some [ __ ] no let’s release these poor fish what no the whole point is to sell them dumb idiot this [ __ ] mayor dude doesn’t even know what’s up he thinks he’s being Humane for releasing them we just stabbed into their jaw with a hook for nothing yeah we just harassed them for fun so what did you get Loki I got a barbed hook a dress spinner a hat that says it’s starchy which is great um and a magnet wow starchy hat Carson I have stuff for sale OMG I love ARs and guns and then this will probably be last day yeah iag I love Artis and guns sorry I just I just get so excited AR Artisan Carson what that’s crazy it’s so simple spaghetti it’s getting late is I got to use no energy lots of spaghetti do I love spaghetti what do you think of memes I do not like cuz I paused my meme to be here I can’t wait to I can’t wait to get up in the morning and look at memes look at look at VC text real quick what I miss [Laughter] wow banned for typo that’s on their permanent record man I know that it’s going to live with them don’t have mental healthj it was instant I know it really was like the second that message went through they were banned it was crazy Alec Eagle thank you for the four months that is so MLG do you know that mean yeah I kind of I’m familiar I’m familiar with the meme you’re know wow house uh another 20K in the bank another fishing another farming and that will be our last Eve ever today but I have a sick fish hat that’s starchy um this pig every when to [ __ ] grow up um May I no it’s my hat no not you no no okay no just remove the seat I’m sitting on you know what you know what guys what about now in there no you’re gross no wait can I not oh I can let me in let me in SEC hey guys oh my goodness it’s all five of us be guy I’ve always loved his jokes I love Po from what what wow how sweet is that just a couch of [ __ ] [Laughter] get that Barona whoa holy cow all right really up that’s enough for today MF bear MF bear just a couch of [ __ ] I got God I got to call gosh huh the servers closed the connection what was the voice you were just doing I I had put something in my teeth and I gotta call go call who God oh Gus G God Gus all right ladies and gentlemen thank you for watching tonight good stream good stream I’m going to try and stream again tomorrow um appreciate you guys showing up all the subs donos as always if you’re not are in the Discord discord.gg CMC and uh if you’re sub don’t forget that the sub price is changing for tier ones um keep that in mind for July 11th um and uh get the stream updates roll in the Discord and Andor follow my ALT Twitter where I where I post the same 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gag the smell
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why would winter do such a thing?
Only 1500 subs, fell off
Telling Carson to walk slower to make up for buying the walk 2% faster book for 35k was really funny to me
Prime month? More like pride month remember during the month of June
and where is the sign on the thumbnail fo today
Wouldn't it be freaky if it was called Dewstar? Like what the hell man