[STARDEW VALLEY] horsing around is appropriate on farms || Tomoe Umari

[STARDEW VALLEY] horsing around is appropriate on farms || Tomoe Umari

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] e e e e e pretend there’s music right now it’ll be back in a second I don’t know why the music stopped that was kind of a jump scare for me too one moment it was there and the next moment it’s not we have any Ace detectives on the case I’m pretty sure it just doesn’t Loop in the title screen for some reason I don’t think they expect you to like linger here you know taking your sweet time deciding what to click on so that’s probably it h hi everybody to those of you who do not know I am Tamo hello this is my farm this is my story oh wait let me let me do one of those introductions hello I’m tamoy I’m 123 years old and I’m addicted to fishing in stardo Valley not really I’ve never made it past the first season I’m going to be honest I am not a I am not a hardcore farmer I actually forgot it even played this game before also I might have to edit my audio settings a little bit it’s kind of hard to audio balance when there’s no music so I have to wait for the music to start playing again uh what’s my uh what What’s my opinion on the M16 A1 I I don’t really have any particularly strong opinions on it I’m going to be honest I oh God I live like this did I ever no I guess I never started actually farming in the game I managed to go 16 days without farming at all you know what we’re going to start a little carrot Farm I’m going to be nice and humble okay the music seems like it’s good I had to stop yapping for a second okay we got a nice plot of land where we can plot some um character development and my character development I mean know growing carrots save the weeds that sounds like a lot of micro management I don’t think I’m going to get a silo anytime soon I don’t even know what the [ __ ] a silo is I have never gotten that far do I even have like a chest I can store things in how does this work again do do we have like a storage box like a PC you’re a new subscriber well welcome here I don’t normally look quite like this but you know what I figured you know the birds are chirping the sun is shining why not manifest in this form [Music] today uh uh they do have carrots in this game right I mean I’m pretty sure the uh shop opens soon what is this I don’t care about your birthdays what is the oh it’s locked okay um I just need to get used to everything again that’s all looks like I have like nothing on me I don’t even know what I was doing last [Music] time maybe I’ll go on a wacky wild adventure and get mauled by creatures in the deep dark cave it’s really whatever you want to do you know this is the # comfy game so we have to do comfy gamer stuff in this game this is a type of game where you know like a a random a random person’s like yeah I’m a hardcore gamer and you’re like what do you play um stardew Valley you know I don’t I don’t care for those other games I’m I’m a I’m I’m strictly a stardo valley gamer you know they just don’t they don’t do it for me they don’t it’s just not the same you know um oh oh the Shop’s already open I forgot how fast I moves in this game all I had to do was do a quick old lap around the perimeter dog and yet there’s no dog in there it’s crazy how that [Music] works uh okay I guess I’ll go in here now hello there this man has no carrots what’s the point why am I even here you don’t have what I need I don’t care about all that other stuff I just want I just want carrots and to tell me that I have to go and pick them myself in the middle of the forest well that just makes no sense are you saying they’re just growing out here somewhere [Music] carrot seeds are randomly found from green worms what the hell is a green worm worms don’t come in that color I don’t think uh wild carrots there these are dandelion or something right hello female I am currently searching for carrots just a horse on her way to find some maybe I can grow something that’s like a little more a little more humble in the meantime but really I’m only interested in carrots H yeah it’s always uh it’s always stardy Valley or Animal Crossing that the the real elite Gamers like playing uh worms that are in the ground they reg you have to use a hoe to dig them up for random items I don’t see any worms though this is a scythe okay oh use the okay the world is my oyster I will ruin this soil in pursuit of my noble goals there might be some grass wiggling okay well I I just destroyed the area around here for no reason that’s okay though what is that it’s a white carrot guys I found a white carrot that is not what a leak looks like that looks more like a parsnip right I don’t really see it farming or vandalism you be the judge of that what’s this why is there a random cave here I don’t remember this being here this is my sad cave this is where I go when I want to ponder you know giant radish or a parsnip yeah destroy boxes and you make get carrots why do they get keep carrots so hard in this game bro it’s like such a normal crop and they’re like you got to go on an epic 12-part adventure if you want to get carrots I guess that’s that’s the goal of this stream is to farm carrots and also to fish there’s so many random things for me to fix up where am I oh I have no I have no business being out here is this my farm uh let’s see let’s see best farming game game I don’t know man there’s a lot of derivatives of stard value that are pretty good but this is like I don’t I don’t know they they did what they did really well at the time oh this is my farm I didn’t even recognize it is this my first time playing no I’ve just never gotten far in the game we’re going to go on a cave Quest now to search for carrots I I have a very particular goal in mind and by golly I’m going to fulfill it even if it kills me term one five six s give him five carrots is so addicted to carrots that she thinks every crop is carrots I think she needs an intervention no I’m just really bad at differentiating my veggies it’s a lack of Education I I don’t know you know it’s well you know some people do experience like blind rages where all they see is red I can’t see red so all I see is Carrot it’s why are they blocking the bridge what are you guys doing oh tutoring you’re such a nice lady what are you doing just lurking okay they they’re not even hanging out together they just happen to be in the same area I I get it dude I get it all right let’s uh I don’t know maybe the caves are over this way trying to remember how to get over there wait where is the caves why is there like a mysterious part over here no where is it bro I cannot remember how to get there how do I go underground I want to it’s it it should be to the right right oh it’s to the north I was I thinking it was to the right and now it’s like too late in the day for me to stop and go in there but I’m going to do it anyway I don’t care they can’t do anything about it I have all this money from fishing and stuff and yet I have no carrots yeah it would be a weird world if like instead of calling the color orange we called it carrot instead although carrot orange is a color it’s like a weird creamy pastel is orange color you know it’s got a very distinct vibe to it actually maybe carrot is like a vibrant orange I don’t know I don’t know my colors that well I’m not I’m not a color professional all righty gang are you ready to go explore our Whimsical Curiosities and go into the cave and probably die let’s go oh I’ve never been in here before what is it oldtime what are we doing I was just wait do I need to do an old man [Music] voice I was just peering down into this old M shaft it’s been abandoned for decades still Comm there’s probably a good or down there but a dark place undisturbed for so long I’m afraid or isn’t the only thing you’ll [Music] find here take this you might need it [Music] yay name’s Marlin by the way way I run the adventurer’s guild right outside I’ll keep my eye on you prove yourself and I might think about making you a member oh there we go I don’t even know what that was man ah it’s fine it’s fine I got a sword he wants me to not die down there but give me a rusty sword to protect myself so real for that an announcement are you horsing around on the form are you putting it that horsepower to work you know potatoes potatoes am I right it’s really hard to say we’re we’re giving it our all out there you know 101% pure eang grit at its finest M has announced I have no carrots I must scream I don’t think you should scream you’re going to disrupt the neighbors they’re going to file we live in an HOA neighborhood okay please do remember that the stable isn’t an HOA I cannot have you guys screaming but you can mow the lawn at like you know 3:00 in the morning that is okay grandpa is that you yeah yeah why is this thing so durable please die please please don’t kill me okay good uh I’m trying to remember the noble purpose of this place I don’t need mixed seeds I don’t need fiber right now no stone oh these are the chests I’m looking for yeah no there’s nothing in there H okay so like what’s so bad about HOAs again I I just remember everybody hates HOAs but surely there must be some demand for them there’s got to be some reason that someone was like you know what we need in this world HOAs we need HOAs and then it manifested it became a thing so surely surely there must not be all bad to [Music] it oh GE right that’s what those are um geode ah you found a geode the local blacksmith can break it open for you who knows what might be hidden inside it’s all bad they have a lot of legal power can I go on a power trip just like my heroes at the HOA hell yeah bro sap I don’t need sap all right yeah I’m already out of energy I forgot you need like to carry snacks down here or you’ll get all tuckered out I guess I’m going back up already [ __ ] how do I get out of here leave the mine h okay I’m going to I’m going to rest strategize relock in reestablish a plan and then we’re going to tackle it all over again guys uh something like boxes can be broken with a sword okay okay I need to figure out like a good source of energy toay are you more horse or more girl I’m more girl than more than more horse oh goodness I’m just you know it’s a horse is like a state of being but female like girl is like a like an existence you know so I would yeah yeah it’s just it’s just a thing it’s hard to it’s hard to put into words you know it’s like one of those great philosophical things that that people you know sit in caves and Ponder like the cave I was by earlier not that cave but like the other cave you know [Music] MH youo is giv five carots to say be RB I will handle the local HOA My Second Amendment right should be enough that’s not enough for them buddy um is this my first playthrough uh uh well oh that I could have that for energy I don’t know how much okay I’m sorry you guys can’t see my energy bar my big ass head is blocking it uh it’s over there though maybe I should like move aside a little bit hold on there we go it’s still being blocked that’s crazy even if I move you guys still can’t see it just take my word for it okay it’s uh it’s it’s it’s not there mix seeds Okay we’re going to take care of that so I can at least say that I grew one crop today guys okay so first you plant plant the seeds what water okay we’re going to grow that thing and protect it with our lives this is really depressing I’m going to go to bed now I’m going to I’m going to hold on there we go sorry about that you should focus on making money so you can expand your inventory I’m trying to explore the cave right now though I’m trying to minmax my my experiences in the cave I really want to get rid of all this [ __ ] in my inventory though I’m going to be honest it’s it’s kind of just like like there you know Clint hello there I noticed that you’ve been breaking some rocks open and fighting ore that’s good if you want to get the most out of the ores you find you’ll need a furnace just so happens I had an extra set of blueprints lied around here comma I want you to have them thanks yeah the furnace allows you to smelt metal bars the bars can be used for crafting construction and Tool upgrades when you’ve smelted a few copper bars considering consider having me upgrade one of your tools it can make your work a lot easier well okay I’ve had it go take it easy bye uh yeah I I know I don’t have a [ __ ] inventory I’m trying to figure out I don’t wait I don’t want a dog I can’t raise another life form why is that dog so massive uh it’s a stray dog I’m sorry I’m not giving her a voice I’m just trying to get back to my adventure and these people are distracting me right now I don’t I guess okay I get a random dog um [Music] Farm dog okay princess princess my beloved please protect this establishment thank you princess keep finding cool stuff while my backpack is full does it sound like you appear got you covered 24 pack back holy cow I’m going to go explore there the birds are chirping the sun is shining it is time to go explore again ‘s given five gear to say police departments are sick of HOAs then I have nothing to fear HOAs can’t be that I want to be an HOA owner when I’m older that’s what I’m going to do when I hit 124 that’s when I have to retire from V tubing and just run an HOA I don’t it’s not about giving your dog a good name it’s about giving your dog a name that scares people you got to be menacing you know I need to find random things to go gather real quick M shaft reach level five in the mine I can do that I just need more snacks I need more energy that’s not a good way to get energy energy we’re going to go pick some random flowers and stuff horse on arrival um yeah welcome to part 72 of my uh stardo Valley let’s play on this episode we’ll be um we’ll we’ll be gathering some stuff thank you oh clams I forgot you can eat clams technically there’s like clam chowder and stuff right what is this 300 pieces of wood holy [ __ ] it’s extremely specific I don’t think I could pull that off where am I going to find that’s like a whole Forest 300 pieces of wood I would I would have to cause so much destruction and I I could never I am a very civilized woman I would never do that I really need more veggies or like a like a snack bar or something but I guess for now we’ll settle for daffodils I’m not I’m not trying to be like one of those foragers but it you know the game’s not giving me much of a choice to kill these last 30 minutes so that I can go buy a bigger bag hopefully with any luck uh I don’t know why they would gatekeep storage space though that’s very bizarre to me why are the comfy games so hard I thought it was supposed to be easy and tranquil you know know just really something you could relax to like uh like like that lowii music type stuff there you you know you should just be able to just chill while playing it why do I feel so stressed playing this it shouldn’t be this way I need to go on a violent Rampage well first we’re going to go to the shop now um I’ve wasted enough time in the game as is we have an objective chat and that is to grow carrots now look alive we are going to make it happen and I know technically you could like socialize what do you mean closed on Wednesdays what do you mean closed on Wednesdays why the [ __ ] would you close on Wednesdays why would you be closed in the middle of the week how do you stay open with such shitty service y’all are not a business you’re you’re [ __ ] a h okay all right okay well let me just get rid of this stuff here I can’t get rid of any of this stuff though so my inventory is still cluttered that’s okay I’m sure I’m sure I can go back in the cave just like this why is that woodpecker there you’re not get away from that tree get away from that tree wow there’s so many random flowers maybe I’ll just forge today maybe I’ll Forge today I think that might be a good idea um if I forage I should be able to get more money so that I can plant more stuff well not plant but you know you understand the mission today does swinging a sword not eat up any energy that’s weird maybe I should DeForest the whole area might be a good idea I really love living so close to Nature I’m I’m just so connected with the elements right now you guys would not understand I it’s it’s like an all natural experience you know like I’m just I’m totally synced up with the with the the stars and yeah this is this is great let me use the proper tool for this there we go now we’re making strides there’s so much random [ __ ] in my way please bro there we go all this stuff grows back so quickly anyway you know it’s like I it feels like a Fool’s errand to try and clear things away and yet here we are I can’t break a boulder what can I do then damn not allowed to have anything out [Music] here 5 by five patch yeah I like I like to keep the the yard very uh well I would say wellmaintained but you know we want nature to flourish out here I’m not trying to G keep nature what’s this get rid of this fiber we don’t need fiber here what are you wild horseradish wow it’s just like me foraging certainly is an experience I really wish that they would give me carrot seeds though I feel like I don’t ask for much you know I’m pretty reasonable I’m not insane I can’t I can’t chop that it’s locked you can hear someone inside can I knock on their door and pretend that I’m selling [Music] something damn it’s so hard being a gamer oh gosh man insert horseradish joke here H man let me try to think of a horseradish joke now you know the horse radish is uh it’s pretty uh pretty rad it is yeah oh God man I hate this okay well surely with enough expl wait what is this why is there a random cut off path here what well all right it’s okay I didn’t want to go over there anyway oh recycling can I go down there hats are you expensive what do you cost s Wester Sailors I’m not a sailor I’m a horse not even a seahorse just an ordinary mundane plain old horse I don’t need all that luckily though our foraging is going great what is this did I grow this is this mine what is this did did did I do this that doesn’t seem like something I would do huh no kidding what is this oh those are high tier okay well I guess I just stole somebody’s crops huh it’s a small world out there you know but it’s survival of the fittest and boy they were not in shape they should have Protected Their Goods if they didn’t want them to get snatched by a random horse wandering through the woods you know why are there so many spring onions what the hell they’re everywhere this will be great though this is this is ex exactly what we needed you know logically it would make sense to grow more there but I can’t can’t be bothered only a monster of the five ways may enter why are there so many random things on the map bro how would anybody know how to enter these places this is absurd I need to speak to their manager I need to I need to request to speak to their manager in a very assertive angry tone and insult their intelligence if they h itate to bring me their manager but do it in like a very you know like an aggressively polite way like oh I’m sorry uh did was I not clear enough uh because you know you said sorry so it’s still polite right but but you know you’re still being a [ __ ] so it’s like it’s all about balance Chad it’s all about balance uh let’s see I feel like I’ve explored most of what I can for like naturally growing things out here oh this little kid’s gossiping what what is this is that part of the map okay well I don’t know what happened there but I was curious about what was there I’m not letting go of my veggies so I guess I could probably throw them in the chest instead of like walking around with them all all all silly [Music] like let’s see let’s see Let’s uh let’s uh peruse back over to the the main section of our farm full car no my name’s tamoa it just wouldn’t work you know all righty we we’ve stowed the goods away now this should be fine now this now this should be fine I I feel confident about this my foraging skills are rather rather crazy to say the least let’s go over to the the right side I haven’t been over to the right side of the map yet we need to know exactly what we’re working with you know before we ruin the natural [Music] environment the markets it’s being oh there’s a market being ignor oh for for gun pieces yeah so the thing about guns is I don’t honestly understand a lot about guns but then it’s interesting when I talk to somebody who knows about guns and they explain like every little segment of the gun and the pieces that do this certain thing and then the pieces that you can interchange with it that do very other specific purposes and it’s like it’s it’s like so hyp specific I don’t know how you guys maintain all of that knowledge it’s so much information oh it’s a dude uh Morris uh oh it’s like Costco or something okay [Music] H it seems useful kind of like a good energy source maybe that’s bricks for [Music] sale no I don’t think it’s autism so okay so I was actually thinking about this right but like people sometimes say they they look at the stuff I’m interested in you know cuz I’m I guess I’m interested in some weird [ __ ] just like you know I don’t know dinosaurs and stuff I think dinosaurs are pretty cool that’s just me though um so I went and got like not not for this reason or anything but when I was getting uh a full evaluation like mental evl for um for my my mental health issues and stuff they didn’t say anything about me having autism and they tested like everything so I’m starting to think you guys were [ __ ] with me when you called me autistic like I don’t I don’t think you guys actually think that or or you know you do but it’s I don’t know I think a lot of people like mistake like people being super passionate about weird stuff for autism I don’t think it’s actually autism but but but maybe that’s just like the the joke is like to call everything autism H I have to ponder it more I I have to think about this but no I do not have diagnosed autism and I think they would have diagnosed it in in that time cuz they you know they they did everything they they they figured out all they could about me and they did a pretty damn good job I was doing tests for like eight hours straight so I’m pretty sure they would have caught that nice try though oh let’s see see nothing wrong with having super specific Niche Hobbies man some people just get passionate about weird stuff it’s like I don’t know it’s just one of those things lost my favorite axe well who’s ask asking for yeah I’m just saying you know it’s one of those things mm so no my my my love of uh strange things is not due to autism I’m just a weird woman there’s there’s for future clarification uh I see oh hopefully now they’ll let me into the store oh I beat the allegations no way who does my thumbnails I do my own thumbnails I’m sorry this one was kind of like I I didn’t do much for my thumbnail today because uh well quite frankly I’m kind of busy this week which is why I’m not doing like too many crazy activities like I normally try to plan I have a lot for I’ll be busy for the next two weeks so there’s not going to be any like super out there wild streams for the next two weeks or so but I appreciate you guys being patient with [Music] me all weird but but all weird women have autism you’re right you know what you guys could still say that I have autism even though I don’t have diagnosed autism if you want to I will I will not stop you but I’m just I just wanted to clarify that cuz I thought it was interesting like when I actually sat down and thought about it I’m like damn my my highly highly trained licensed neuropsychologist did not notice anything like that about me and yet the people on the worldwide web say that I have this thing what do I do what do I do keyword diagnosed well she managed to figure out that I had PTSD I’m pretty sure she’d be able to tell if I had autism she was looking for literally everything signs of anything at all it’s just yeah cuz she even like cleared up it’s like I don’t know she she was she was like ruling things out and like really thinking about it it’s like you don’t have you don’t have ADD you don’t have anything like that and it’s like okay okay thank you thank you ma’am MH mhm how am I doing today I’m doing good I’m doing good I’m doing good well I think I go to the Mart now let’s go let us go let us Venture forth gang um let’s see let’s see all right give me the bag that makes it sound like I’m robbing him I’m not trying to rob him I just need a bigger bag he’s supposed to have it right bro didn’t he say he had that am I mistaken that was in the advertisement right I waited all this time uh bro huh bro oh it’s next to him oh oh I just had enough for it too I was a very irresponsible purpose purchase I’m broke now but I didn’t go into debt that’s what matters I did not go into debt and now I can responsibly go and Cave crawl although I’m going to run out of energy quickly so really that wasn’t the best investment ever but but that’s okay also hi Ariana welcome welcome to the stream I am currently uh well trying to figure out how to play this game proficiently which I guess is the hard part if you think about it h you’re broke too damn bro it’s rough out in these stardo streets but you know what I still own a farm so I guess I guess uh it’s okay you can go into de in the game nah n you can’t but you know I I like to pretend that they would let me go so far oh red zerus is g 14 car Sayo is like a a cute door it’s adorable oh [Music] oh I see what you did there I was really confused for a moment but then I realized it was like you did like an ascended pun one with extra steps you know I I appreciate that thank you you think he was calling me flat oh I don’t mind being called Flat there are more important things in this world than titties okay H one day you guys will understand I’ve I’ve asserted this point before but there is a reason that my model does not have massive titties it’s unnecessary for my design you guys have to see the vision most fit girls do not have massive titties though this is not this is not a part of the equation uh oh wait there’s a there’s a crate up there no I missed it oh man I’m a fool but at least now I’m a fool with a big inventory [Music] uh let’s see let’s see the way I’m depicted in art is not representative of my actual character that’s artistic Freedom bro it has nothing to do with my official design like rewrite now this is this is this is an interpretation of my character it’s different bro it’s not the same it’s a different principle yeah I knew anime plot oh I’m just trying to explain the logic I want you guys to at least acknowledge that my design is more balanced because of the way that it is made it is very deliberately done the way it is uh where is I keep losing track of my sword it feels like it should be on my one slot but it’s not can I oh I can break chest like that I can’t see nothing right now so I don’t actually know where I’m going is that a sign wait that’s uh okay that was the down thingy is that one of them creatures from Sonic it looks like it oh it’s trying to kill me that’s cute I have to I have to do something about that though there we go wait what’s this Earth crystal H okay okay okay okay not bad not too bad artists disagree with my design well they can draw me any way they want to but like it’s just it’s just not my it’s not I don’t know how to put it into words I don’t know I don’t I don’t know I I stand by my former Point titty is not everything okay it’s not it is not the end all be all it is not it is not yeah why am I taking damage I’m fighting with great form right now uh oh there’s crates over here this is what I was looking for I just have to kill the gatekeeper what am I farming oh I’m looking for carrots right now just clearing out some stuff trying to get there I wonder if it’s the mixed seeds that’ll give me carrots or if I’m looking for carrot seeds specifically let’s see let’s see oh you guys are in titled to whatever op maybe I just feel differently as a woman I don’t know dudes probably see things from a different perspective I’m willing to acknowledge that at least that’s why I like hearing what you guys have to say about different things it’s like oh so that’s that’s why guys see things cuz I might be I might be a tomboy but I’m still not I’m not a man so I a lot of a lot of things get like lost within perspective for me cuz you know women and dudes just kind of like see the World from a different angle it’s like you know it’s just it’s it’s just life you know it’s one of those things your perspective is tall oh your perspective is different cuz you’re taller that’s fair that is fair hey you know I I got to be taller than at least like one person here although I don’t know why height matters so much in the first place Height’s never really been something that I’ve cared about much just one of those things but it’s not really like a big thing I don’t know cuz like physical as aspects about people it’s like whatever cuz like I don’t know personality is is the most important thing because you can’t really like give somebody a not shitty personality but but you can have somebody like work put a little more work into themselves to look better so it’s like I don’t know I don’t know if that makes sense or not that’s why I see it the way I do it’s not over yet it’s never to over if you think about it is this trying to get me to play whack-a-mole can I kill this come out little buddy I just want to talk how do I get him to talk with me I don’t think he wants to talk ah it’s a Diglett oh wait it’s making holes in the ground wait wait wait it’s it’s beating my ass okay never mind we got a geode out of it it was kind of worth it it was it it was kind of worth it chat how am I going to get out of this cave though can I get out of here where do I go yeah taller women aren’t super common I’m not really sure what the like reason for it is genetically but it be what it be yeah yeah oh give me a bomb that’s a good yeah thank you oh welcome new people I’m Samo I am a horse girl I like horsing around and horse related activities and horse oh wait I’m where to put this should I leave the cave now I don’t have much energy left this could spell danger and boy is danger a big word let’s get out of here for now let’s get outle chat H do I like tracks like train tracks or or or like what are you talking about H you guys I feel like I feel like the appreciation and love for tall women outweighs the amount of tall women in this world it’s really interesting when there’s like discrepancies like that in like supply versus demand but like you know how it is you know how it is I always thought it was interesting like over time I I’ve I’ve just noticed like dudes kind of like everyone has like their preferences right but over time people stop looking at like their their preferences for like you know the way their person’s built or something and more so just kind of like starts viewing things from the long term it’s it’s a weird it’s a weird shift maybe it’s like a matter of maturity or something or it’s like practicality cuz like I don’t I don’t know it’s just it’s just one of those things what do I do with this stuff I’m supposed to donate these to the museum I guess did I lose track of what I was doing here no I don’t think so I’m supposed to get to level 10 in the mines but I keep running out of energy uh okay I can donate a little bit of them cuz I think I only need to give him one for that thing red Zary is given 35 Kats I say I’m not deferring to flly jokes I just wanted to be different with my puns cuz I just wanted to see you smile or laugh no I didn’t think you were making flat jok jokes don’t worry don’t worry I I didn’t mean to like accuse you of that I was just thinking about it so it’s it’s not you it’s not you I’m sorry if that sounded accusatory that was not my attention my my mind just jumps around to a lot of places okay yeah looks are just looks especially when you get older you begin to think about people you click with in the long term like yeah you you start looking at her and you’re like hm she seems like she’d make a real nice cast roll this might be the one guys I don’t have ADHD I don’t I just like looking at details I’m very detail oriented mentally H H dear tomoi umari have you settled into your new life yet I can’t believe you’re all grown up now time sure flies now that you’re gone I have all this extra money Leger out so I included a little gift thanks Dad yay I see you’ve been exploring the old mind you’ve got the adventur spirit that much I can tell if you slay 10 slimes you’ll have earned a your place in my adventur guild be careful okay what else dear tooy umari tomorrow we’re holding the egg Festival in the Town Square you should arrive between 9:00 a.m. and 2: p.m. if you’d like to attend you wouldn’t want to miss annual egg hunt yay I’m being invited I’m excited for this I’m pretty psyched I’m stoked as hell I like the music in this game it’s actually pretty soothing to be honest helps capture that atmosphere perfectly even though I’m resorting to like chaos and destruction the game is meant to be very soothing very tranquil you know yeah 10 slimes to get in that is a pretty low bar to clear you could probably walk under that bar you don’t even need to like lower yourself down I feel like I should be a it’s worbs yes [ __ ] yeah let’s go I don’t know why I was so excited about that it’s good to be passionate chat it’s good to be passionate remember that oh all righty let’s see fishing I have to do at least a little bit of fishing right or I can’t call myself a proud fisher woman I don’t know if I could anyway but I really feel like I should be dedicating myself to the mines right right now no anchovies I can’t oh wait I can eat these for energy maybe this is a good investment then cuz I could buy like the Joi Cola or whatever but that’s not really going to help me in the long term I need good supplements in order to go cave crawl for long durations of time undisrupted I mean alternatively I could just make the snacks but those seem pretty hard to make H guess you could call her a seahorse well you do see a horse in the corner of the screen right I thought you said no anchovies maybe on like pizza right I’ve never had anchovy pizza but I don’t feel like I could do it I don’t have the mental strength required you know Joi Cola give speed so saying I should invest in some okay okay I’ll give it a shot I’ll I’ll I’ll try to caffeinate worm gang rise it’s okay we’ll we’ll we’ll do what we have to do for the good of the order hi to hi it’s a herring Herring okay it’s a healthy fish I’m going to I’m going to go buy some Cola real quick we’re going to give it a shot aren’t you guys excited for this adventure oh so many rusty spoon I have to do okay let me go donate to the museum real quick I I guess somebody just left their rusty spoon in the ground [Music] is this it I think so oh it’s a dude with a big old hat abysmal not a single piece in the entire collection I’m sorry bro look at his outfit bro he’s he’s clearly put a lot of work into it what’s this you found something let me see it what did I give him what did I give him remarkable it’s very old I’d love to study this in Greater detail but it is yours oh H I’ve got a favor to ask you would you consider donating any new artifacts from your minerals you find we can make a ground breaking oh it’s a pond I see what he did there get it cuz it’s like new stuff and it’s it’s it’s a groundbreaking like Earth shattering like like like like you dig into the ground and you unearth it and then you give it to them oh and who knows if you if you keep donating I might come across some interesting items to send your way okay that sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me think about it just donate yeah you’re trying too hard for these those Jo yeah that’s the point that’s that’s that’s the punch line that’s the oh wait hold on let me donate these Stu I can put them anywhere huh well that’s nice how do I break open the geod again oh I already got a reward collect rewards nah I want to break the geod open oh blacksmith yeah he he should be nearby geod are really fun they’re just really they’re you know cuz you never know what you’ll find inside the punch line is your awkward I’m not awward qu no no I am I am I I’m like super cool and confident and calm all the time I’m like you know you just you it’s it’s it’s it’s astounding really how do how does she do it no one ever expects it rock found a rock okay let me go donate this I’m going to go buy some Cola and then I’m going to go back underground back underground don’t there we go take the thing there and then I’m going back under there and then awkwardly cool is that possible is that a thing well well well well you know I I’ll be the judge of that and I’m a pretty good judge I’m not licensed detective judge but oh it’s a it’s a stalker is that what you call the people who stalk things okay I gave all my life savings I have three coins to my name this is my story Let’s Go Gang let’s go drinking Cola and going underground is awkward no that’s like Peak male Adventure right there every every every man should feel the Desir wait what is this is that a hot air balloon where does it want me to go oh that’s uh the joim Mart sign I guess they need to work on their advertising a little bit that is extremely vague that is misleading that is perplexing I do not know what they’re trying to get across with this message either way though I am totally ready let’s go eight let me let me try drinking one drink it yep all right there’s that speed there’s that speed for 21 seconds does not seem particularly helpful but I already spent all my life savings on it so I may as well roll with [Music] it oh there was a hot air balloon above joim Mar am I am I a clown did I mess up is this a fatal mistake okay well for now we won’t worry about the details we we have a cave to crawl through I just need to get to floor 10 right H okay if you guys see flirts in point it out to me we just have to explore we have to go deeper we have to find our way I’m just going to go straight down for now surely I’ll find more more chests and stuff if I just go down going to maybe get some copper along the way clown Emoji Tamo oh we’ll get there eventually even in my default State I feel like a clown some days though so do we really need an emoji just for that think about it for a second why do you suppose they made it really hard to see in certain parts of the cave like impossibly hard to see like you would you would have to have amazing eyes to be able to see H is there any way to tell what floor I’m on or am I supposed to like be keeping track I’m pretty sure there’s like a like a marker or a milestone once you go a certain way it’s fine we’re zooming right now anyway holy cow dude uh what if I do this a that’s so effective didn’t even take any energy I wish I had more bombs who is the best stard girl oh I don’t know I I didn’t came I I did not uh I I haven’t looked at any of the females I I was just you know locked in on my adventure trying to trying to find my wave in this this cold cold cruel place this Farm in the middle of nowhere so I haven’t thought about it yet sneakers really why was there a pair of shoes in there H well we’re getting somewhere I don’t know where that somewhere is but we’re getting somewhere it’s okay to be on the grind let’s try the cola again I don’t know if it okay it makes mining faster too I guess damn really does everything leather boots awesome we’re getting somewhere now more cave crawling inbound maybe I should eat the raw fish just like you know take a bite out of them seems to be the right path forward right now oh God what is that what is that what is that what is that why is it attacking me so aggressively am I going to die if I keep digging underground probably not right that barely gave any energy and it took my health wa it gave me Health okay okay okay okay off Kai was windy a I heard that yes hm I don’t know the weather there did seem to be a little bit all over the place but I’m glad there was like no terrible storms or anything I don’t know if uh California really has storms though I don’t know much about California except that it’s it’s a Scary Place allegedly rare monsters are passive I feel like I need better energy sources none of this is really working too well you know I thought I thought that I put enough thought into this but I’m already running out of energy I don’t know if I’ll be able to reach the depths that I was anticipating and also if I eat everything that I’m not going to be able to gather the minerals I need well no I won’t be able to like turn things in for cash rather oh no not this clown again he’s after my ankles he’s like a very nippy [Music] Chihuahua The Terminator was the governor at some point what does a governor of a state do anyway what are they governing exactly are they a greatly powerful and influential [Music] individual do they go on power trips ever how do these system wait why are there two exra points is this like a trick maybe it just spawn that way maybe that’s just how it is sometimes where do I go uh ah h ah I think I’m supposed to roam around and then dig down cuz there might already be a visible ladder when I grow up I want to be a sheriff like a really cool Sheriff that would be awesome people would look to me and be like wow she’s so powerful and Authority ative and reliable and and and she’s literally a horse I think that’s pretty neat so I would I would oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no why are there so many stop it please no oh gosh this feels like this feels like I made a terrible mistake and more of them just keep coming out how many of these are there really really oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey okay Nest I’m getting out of here I almost died I am on the brink of death right now you cannot see it but my HP bar is very low it’s uh that wait let me pull my chats back up there when the air turns green like that it’s a bug swarm they came after everything bro they were they were attacking me in droves I didn’t know what to do I was unprepared I’m on the verge of death that was scary I thought this was supposed to be a comfy Happy game what did I do to deserve that I just wanted to go mine how am I supposed to go deeper in the mine like this immunity what does that mean what do I do with this Footwear what is their objective with this what was the author thinking [Music] man well maybe if I go in the hot balloon let’s see I uh you guys said it was up here right whoa oh there it is it’s a little night but it’s uh it’s a I mean it’s a little close tonight but maybe mining monthly wood cutters weekly way of the wind stardo Valley Alman Almanac those all sound like very interesting reads but unfortunately I am broke as hell so we’re not going to go and peruse the the pages so to speak I’m going to I’m going to return back to to sleep and and really think about my failures while trying to sleep and probably have like a really warm uncomfortable pillow setad of the cold side of the pool that’s what failure feels like that’s okay though chat it’s okay I forget even what I was looking for in this cave Alman acts are not good reads why not bro what did they do wrong copper okay wait did I not water my weird plant today hold on just got to make sure it’s in Peak form let get rid of these sneakers I can’t get rid of the sneakers what all right we’re getting rid of them I don’t need them I have better boots now hello princess all right let’s sleep yeah how do I make that though sturdy ring wow why do you need combat experience to be able to make a ring is that like uh is it is it like symbolic or something must be that’s beyond the scope of my knowledge there though day 13 of spring year one I don’t even have any roosters whose rooster is that oh golly I don’t know what I’m I don’t know what I’m planing to get but problem in here I know there is a lot of stones scattered around your farm if you have a surplus you might consider having me build a wall for you Wells can be placed all over your farm and serve as a convenient place to refill your watering can just swing by my shop with 75 Stone and 1,000 G when you’re ready for it I don’t have any gold but thank you ma’am I’m going to keep planting the random seeds I find it’s probably the only gardening I’m going to get done in this lifetime uh it’s it really good to plant random seeds you fine though cuz like what if you’re trying to grow something that’s not even in season then you’re just going to get laughed at by everybody it might have been the Easter Festival yester oh man come back okay it is it is the festival today not tomorrow but today random Stone in the worm patch it’s just great they’re going to make me participate in the in the Easter Festival now I just wanted to go back into the cave though I don’t care about no damn Festival princess shut up I’m trying to be gloomy right now all right well I guess I’ll just peruse my perimeter again and see if I can’t find nothing of interest cuz apparently I’m not allowed to go over there until 9:00 a.m. that’s okay I don’t mind being gatee kept I guess what is this little stump in the ground is that a tree growing probably make food for the Easter Festival you have too much faith in me I don’t know how to grow anything here mid mining what did you mean by this so many areas to wander around this is probably where you’re meant to like train your Gathering abilities let’s see crafting Acorn Maple seed pine cone yo that would be great for the caves and stuff I should build some of those from trees I love deforesting forests DeForest oh that’s why it’s called deforesting oh what a goof do these trees drop acorns they don’t look very Acorn Laden it’s not dropping any acorns for me chat what do I do about this do I need to look for a different type of tree but these are pine trees right they look a little funny but they should be pine trees I don’t give a [ __ ] [ __ ] about the Easter Festival I’m trying to chop down Forest right now I have higher priorities why will they not drop acorns for me wait wait pine trees drop AC wait that’s uh that’s that’s not pine trees pine trees drop pine cones I need um wait am I looking for pine cones what was I looking for again okay yeah I’m looking for maple seeds I need to find the right type of tree this is not the type of tree for me I’m sorry I I forgot how trees work I my apologies other trees drop acorns well let’s let’s find the right type of tree shall we alth although I should probably go to the festival for now that might be a good idea I think these types of trees drop them h let’s see let’s see uh this dropping it does it does okay all righty my apoll trees a The Lorax would not be very pleased with me right now can I make it now is this it yeah the bars I got I got bars now I’m going to go back and chop more trees after it’s it’s like a message from our sponsor let’s go to the Easter Festival real quick just going I run over in a jiffy and participate in my mandatory social activities so that the rest of the Town doesn’t think I’m a [ __ ] weirdo you guys know how it is it’s like family dinners that are really awkward this man cooked a lot of eggs uh egg Festival okay she has eggs what who doesn’t have eggs around here yeah let’s go hunt some eggs I’m ready it’s time to go egg Max it’s time for the highlight of today’s festivi is the annual spring egg hunt yay yipp calm down now kiddos you’re going to need all your energy if you hope to find the most eggs and take home the exclusive why do I have to compete against kids this feels unethical Le I guess you know I’ll humble them is everybody ready [Music] no what the egg hunt begin um uhoh oh this is awkward oh get out of my way little girl I’m hunting eggs H this just kind of stressful I don’t I don’t appreciate them only giving me a [ __ ] minute to hunt oh no I have to go back this way I’m such a clown why are you staring at a rock little boy there’s no eggs under [Music] there oh no why did I take the long way around oh man look at all those eggs now fully I could get you kids to pick up litter this efficiently we’d have the cleanest town on this side of the gyc I know I didn’t win but you know I did my best who won oh you [ __ ] how could you here’s your pro how many did I need to get what what [Music] what anyway oh princess there you are ow I got all the fired up there you know uh fiber that’s okay that’s okay that’s okay we did our best out there we gave them our 101% you know sometimes chat even if you give your best you still get [ __ ] up by the competition and it’s important to realize that you know that’s just life for you it’s nothing I did wrong no no no know could have happened to anybody could have but it happened to me in particular what is this par snip epic well back to Growing random things advancement farming one raise the animals build a coupe archaeology investigation deeper in the minds level 40 forging ahead okay I can do all that just give me a little bit here I need need to um I’m going to focus on making some snacks so that I can go deeper in there no oh gosh why would they make the game like this bro that was so unnecessary princess stop judging me right now you guys think princess is like a great game I think so uh this game really just takes everything from me you know really just uh really just really just takes everything away the the cruel reality is a cruel mistress I stand no chance why is this game so hardcore why why would they why would they make it this hardcore who who does this what what hardcore gamer does this appeal to this isn’t even dropping acorns what ises an oak tree well oak trees drop acorns right what does an oak tree look like I need Oaks and Maples I can’t go around planting tree seeds I need to use them to to make um snacks it’s so hard to be a deforester you got some new ideas to sleep on what what do they mean by this what is the game trying to say to me right now uh definitely using up all my energy for this but that’s okay it’s a Nole oh no I’m not falling for that trick again you got to cut the way you want it to fall right they do look very similar how did that tree not Crush my dog H well let’s see I’m going to cut it this way this is for the best is this going to work you feel sluggish it’s funny they call me sluggish yet I’m still a human let me just uh crawl back over to my bed real quick you know take a little little snooze it’s only 9:00 in the morning but that’s okay we overdid it a little oh I don’t have anything to sell today damn it sleeping for the night at 10: in the morning charcoal kill I thought that said chocolate killing real quick I was a little worried day 15 oh I’m I’m getting closer to Summer Journal I don’t see anything new in there quite frankly okay my crop is [Music] watered here’s what we’re going to do oh I need pine cones of course I need pine cones of course I do because it has to be a little bit of everything who’s going to be nagging me in the mail this time they don’t understand that I’m locked in I know you’re just getting started as a gardener so I wanted to give you a little tip most crops only grow in one season when summer arrives your spring crops will die out so plan ahead I don’t think that’s how that works but I’m no farmer so maybe it’s tough out here man it’s tough out here it’s so I just I just wanted to play the Cozy farming game I wanted to relax you know just unwind not worry about a thing and now I have like all the worries in the world right now and my energy just drains so fast why can my energy not restore faster I don’t want to have to skip through all the days but they’re leaving me with no choice right [Music] now I don’t know if I use do I use more stamina in the rain what is this what is this lots of pine cones okay I can make more energy snacks but I still barely have any at all it says I need more acorns you’re covered with food but I’m trying to make food right now that’s my whole thing maybe I’ll go do something simplistic like Gathering again that seems to be pretty good XP less mentally tulous you know and you don’t really need much to be able to do it uh there’s a lot of weeds over here I’ll just uh get through here when did this game come out anyway it was super popular right I I think it’s still kind of sort of bigly is I don’t know what what what is the what is the farming game that kids be playing nowadays berries oh salmon Berry that looks like one of those random berries on a bush that you probably wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid that it’s going to kill you but I like it it’s got character H 7 years Good Golly that’s actually a long time [Music] 2016 huh that’s not what I would have anticipated my children yearn for the farm [Music] you guys have faith in my farming abilities do you think we’re GNA make it it’s not some over right we can we can make it still right oh what’s this do you have any new hats yet Mr Hat vendor what has a hat sales been even called I’m pretty sure there’s like a certain word for it right cuz you used to have like specialty clothing makers in the olden days they made like there were like shoe makers and hat makers and uh if you guys had to be specialized to making a certain type of clothing what kind would you make like what what do you think your old timey specialization would have been if you had to learn a trade maybe not even just clothing but like General trades like if you could make a living having to do something like that what would you choose oh there’s the thing oh habash that’s what they’re called okay okay Miller why is that mechanic H it’s missing [Music] it feels like it’d be very soothing to just be able to dedicate yourself to a craft like that I had imagine that that would be a very satisfying way of living I mean it’s unfortunate we can’t really do that as much nowadays cuz you know trades aren’t really appreciated as much as they should be considering a lot of things are like you know man well not man-made they’re like machine made but like there’s so many like I don’t know just like looking at like hand carve furniture and [ __ ] like that it’s like it’s some of the most beautiful stuff ever like I would love to be able to afford stuff like that cuz it just there’s you you can like tell how much passion has gone behind it it’s very beautiful [Music] mhm mercury poisoning from hats is that a thing H does plate mail count as clothing I think there’s a way of making plate me that yeah think the new tooy model would be better if you did a Doc Brown I don’t know what a I don’t know what a [ __ ] Doc Brown is what is that oh I can actually fix this now well that was the other reason why I was chopping a lot of wood now I can get stuff over here I don’t have to be gate kept from this area no more uh was it really worth it to be able to make hats to get mercury poisoning Back to the Future never seen it before Mercury hats she hasn’t seen Back to the Future 3 Guys yeah I’ve established this before but I pretty much only watch anime not really interested in much else normally is this first run or replay of the game I’ve never really gotten far in the game uh so I guess it’s kind of like a first run question mark I don’t really know much about the game so I’m just vibing no I’ve never seen Back to the Future back to the future is not an anime so I I did not watch it another one for the watch along I don’t know if I’m ever going to do watch alongs that’s so hard it is just not very practical it is not easily doable it is not super duper feasible hm let’s see let’s see what else can I [Music] Forge why is this playground never used it looks so sad and abandoned also why are salmon berries growing up maybe that’s like from the rain or something Violet finish Violet ever Gard oh I watched that while it was airing thank you though it was a good series uh just put a timer and make noises from time to time in your golden I don’t think that’s how watchog work is it oh wait yeah I see what you’re talking about I you know I was I thought you meant it like very literally you know just like in the middle of a horror movie I make like a screeching sound and scare the [ __ ] out of everybody I would never do that by the way I’m a very nice reasonable woman I would never deliberately scare you guys like that ho the the berries for wine making do I look like I know how to I don’t know if you can make salmon berry wine that just sounds overly classy I’m not I’m not sure let’s see where else can I go here oh there’s stuff over there I want to go over there let’s go over there gang let’s go over there there’s something over I I never thought about it it never occurred to me to go that way too Funko Pop win um well as the kids say Over My Dead [ __ ] body I do not want a Funko Pop made of me I would I’d probably die a little inside and probably a little outside too they would have to they would have to convince me as to why this is a good idea oh wait help us keep the valley safe okay I have to kill 1,000 slimes easy easy peasy very easy I can do that I mean how hard can it be right oh do I have to fix this too no they’re just not even letting me go over there well okay then [Music] [ __ ] rerun of fumo too fumo will return soon TM keep your eyes peeled for announcements those of you who want the marketable plush actually kind of you know in this form I I I kind of I kind of look like her a little bit she’s just like me H why would you guys want a Funko Pop toor I’m starting to think that the hatred of Funko Pops is a little ironic like you guys like secretly love them and you’re just pretending to hate them you know so I’m I’m on to you I’m on to you I see what you guys are playing I I see what your scheme is it’s okay to admit that you’re super duper into them you know no one’s no one’s going to judge you here could be our little secret oh let’s see I need to find Robin where is she Robin where are you I need to return her axe this is great I don’t even have to do any actual work I can just turn in all this stuff and and make profits I don’t even know what this app is used for it seems vaguely useless samole you do nothing but judge us yeah and you guys are any better you guys are judging me right now like you you can’t play victim here this is a two-way street buddy we’re all judging each other I love you guys though but but but but still but still it’s you can’t pull that card on me all right you you cut the crap right now sap is turned into fertilizer oh okay so it’s not it’s not use okay that makes more sense um Robin honey where are you please I’m getting Lonesome out here wait she’s probably indoors what am I thinking uh I need to stalk her and figure out where she lives let me enter these random households and see if I can’t find her oh Robin where are you honey I’m home no wrong house wait wait maybe if I go deeper in there uh are you Robin no you’re jo Jodie you’re not who I was looking for I was told to stay away from you all right let me go find Robin top right okay Robin oh Robin I I think I’m getting closer guys I can I can I can tell I just have to follow her Footprints I think these are her Footprints H [Music] H I don’t know where she is is she this far north or is it not North enough Rob Robin Robin Robin please oh no why is your house closed at 800 p.m. [ __ ] why I was so close I was so I was so close foiled by literally 20 minutes this is some [ __ ] okay I’ll go back now top left on the way to the yeah yeah yeah yeah I was I was I was I was on the way over there you know I I could kind of tell that she might be over there that’s fine found her footprints in the snow no bro it’s raining right now she didn’t erase her tracks and I saw a little piece of her hair attached to a a a blade of grass on the way there too so so I knew I knew she was over here oh let’s see turn this in this in she gets some pretty good cash for that you know maybe a actually be able to afford something out here or let’s go to sleep for the night then we’ll go find her from 900 a.m. to whatever P 8:00 p.m. okay wow my foraging got me everything today excellent working I only plant carrots and whatever this it’s raining again hope you’re feeling settled in your new home I am writing to let you know that Pier store is now selling fertilizers one you swing by and see if you can afford a few dozen boxes or so oh let me see these two crops I’m growing don’t seem like they need much help so I’m good on that you know what time it is guys we’re going to go back into the mines we’re going to go we’re going to go mine maxing [Music] again I can feel my calling down there why do you hate Pierre what did he do to you he’s a nice man he hasn’t committed any crime rhes oh why are there so many damn salmon berries everywhere it enhances crop quality I don’t okay if I was growing carrots I would put that amount of love and compassion into it but I’m not growing carrots right now so I don’t need that no there are carrots in this game I was promised there are carrots I just have to work hard to get them long walk off a short pier Pi Pi I’m not sure I must mine let us go down into the mines we got work to do let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go off into the mines today let’s go kill some slimes today let’s go explore our Curiosities and find what we came here to see let’s go let let’s go let’s go let’s go in the mines today there you go that’s your impromptu song I haven’t I haven’t given you guys a random song in a little bit final update what are you talking about singing lessons paid off I haven’t taken any singing lessons I was just feeling Whimsical as all there’s something about the minds that really brings that out you know ah oh you’re quite a skillful little fell aren’t you well we’re fine for now why can I not find the exit it really goes back and forth on how easy it is there we go uh okay I’m going to I’m going to drink some coal real quick that should help that should help what does that sound that was weird oh there’s a crab I’m sorry bro I didn’t I didn’t mean to disrupt you he was just doing his thing mhm oh enjoy your way home don’t talk to strangers unless the person next to you on the plane is really chatty and you don’t really have a choice because you forgot to buy earbuds or something and they just really feel feel like conversing with you for the entire time and learning your whole life story even though they’re not actually invested in your life at all they’re just really bored and using you for entertainment because they forgot to charge their phone or something or you know they’re just very nosy and like to gossip and want to talk to you later when they get to their Des we’ll talk about you later when they get to their destination you know how it is they get a load of this fella I met on the [Music] plane uh I think I got everything need to need to get to the bottom of this here Cavern so it’s very personal man usually that doesn’t happen to me that’s why you have to go for window seats you never want to sit in the middle seat because that doubles your odds of being caught in such a particular situation like that how many times do I got to teach you this lesson is this a grub what is this okay there we go I don’t mind someone briefly talking to me on the plane but I ain’t trying to have an hour and a half long conversation about the the the very you know the all the details of my [ __ ] life it’s not not good I see gives more legum oh I never thought about that it’s okay I don’t I don’t need all that leg I like staring out the window like all dramatically and stuff you know that’s my way of life rice shoot a so many weird things in the cave hello hold hi there um so this is what it’s like to be a miner huh all this digging around and yet we’re not finding what we need oh no okay I want to pass by but I guess I have to kill these guys to do so probably a what is it wait what what oh it evolves oh why did nobody warn me about this I didn’t I didn’t realize those were children I’m sorry uh uh I mean I still would have killed them anyway mind you but like now now I now I realize that I need to be a little more cautious [Music] metamorphosis I’m the protagonist of my own movie staring out the window mysteriously yeah I try I just I you know I I like to to be uh small and non-threatening yes you you can’t make yourself a Target oh God there’s more of them okay I’ve learned my lesson do not do not strike at them unless you are prepared to die field snack let’s actually restore decent energy I don’t know if it’s like worth the effort to make them mind you but like I’m tired of these [ __ ] bugs everywhere bro we can’t keep doing this and I can’t ignore them either because they’re weirdly fast for no reason oh yeah of course there’s more of them cool cool come here we’ll deal with this ah stop it I got this slime on me too [ __ ] you slime okay well so far this has been a disaster uh yeah those bugs are no fun to deal with I hope they I hope they get deleted once more I do not even remember how deep in the cave I am but I just know it’s not enough oh hey hi there hey I I I was wanting to fight another one of you guys anyway it’s it’s crazy oh they didn’t even hatch from there I need better luck that’s all this is oh I got a crit okay so that’s huh if only my combat level would go up I don’t think that’s how this works though okay I’m going to need to dig faster a little bit more I need to get out of here have I ever played Harvest Moon no I haven’t what what’s Harvest Moon like describe it in great detail okay I need to get out of here away from these bugs before they start evolving on me I don’t want to give them that little bit of XP they need to evolve you know learned my L of the hard way last time holy cow dude I just want to get out of here this is so bad okay there we go oh damn it why does it have to be this way let me try this again me try this again anything to get through this faster a no okay if I just ignore them for a moment you know sure surely I can I can just ignore them and and crawl underground and everything’s going to be okay and I’m not going to regret it horribly and I’m not going to okay all right fine I’ll get out of the mes I’m sick of those [ __ ] bugs if you kill the monsters on a floor it increases your chance of finding the ladder do I look like I could fight those guys do I look like I know how to fight them no I don’t I’m not ready I’m going to go get more salmon berries oh [ __ ] you Abigail stop summoning rain look at her I’ll smug I’ll I’ll sure of her herself cuz she won a competition or two well well you know I could have won two I just let her 3 four have a victory oh Robin is that you hello yep there you go I found your axe you’re welcome oh free gold uh adventurers Guild sells better weapons okay I’m going to need it to get there [Music] further a I didn’t know it was such a trash weapon I had no idea it’s basically slightly better than a stick in the forest you know it’s not going to cut it it can barely cut anything I’m going to go explore the the the north I mean the East the the the west southern Forest the east south South Southwestern yes that Forest directions are hard I wasn’t quite sure where to go that stick is stronger that’s why we stick to our guns get it cuz we have firearms and when you have gun you don’t really need to beat someone with the stick until they stop moving although that would be one Health of a way to go out H why do I not have any crops planted because uh there’s no carrots so what’s the point why would I why would I be growing crops in a farming game do you even know how you sound right now you sound silly as hell right now you don’t know what you’re talking about right now leave it up to the professional all right I’m a professional horse of 123 years I’ve got this I probably should grow something though I mean there’s no reason not to it takes a lot of energy but on days like this where it’s raining yeah it’s probably better oh it’s a frog look at him he really wanted to be away from me he really just he he he made the plunge just get away you know that’s that’s fine it’s fine I mean it happens you know that’s the way nature is sometimes it’s it’s cool I’m sure he’ll he’ll stop by again later he’s probably just in a hurry just he’s get he’s off going somewhere that’s fine know um okay let’s see if I can find some crops now well not out here but you know I’m I’m still trying to forge a little more it’s a little late so I I’m I’m keeping my uh my tasks limited right now I don’t want to do too much but I do want to forge a little I got my usual route that I’m going on surprisingly my foraging hasn’t really leveled up that much I’m I’m not sure why spring onions okay so this really is just a spring onion patch excellent salmon berries for days [ __ ] perhaps I should return to my Homestead now the hours grow rather dark I can’t see anything at all you would think coures have good night vision but maybe it’s cuz the game’s not providing me with any carrots not just cuz I have dark soulless eyes right now you know that’s probably no correlation at all whatsoever will I raise animals uh probably one day you know probably eventually we we’ll get there I do need more carrots and yet the game will not provide nature is not providing for me right now this is not cool all right let me uh uh get some patches in the ground you know okay okay so far so good oh oh I didn’t know you could actually just collap from collapse from exhaustion no I lost 200 gold for my M actions I’m of a fool oh man and I didn’t put all my stuff away [Music] either that’s okay though we all make mistakes I didn’t think it would knock me out if no carrots why far yeah you found me asleep outside my house oh you were unconscious and someone was searching your pockets I have no idea how much money they took they ran away as soon as I approached what if he’s the one that robbed me what if that’s the plot twist H I’m on to your tricks I I I I see what you’re cooking there and I’m not buying it need more carrots okay okay I’ll keep that in mind I’m going to go uh crack open these uh geod uh these these cold ones real quick and then we’ll uh try to get another sword uh I should probably get some more crops as well but I’m waiting for everything to open right now ooh Salon berries I can’t ignore them you know they just call out to me social nothing great okay awesome that’s exactly what I would expect crafting animals collections yeah you just needed more carrots they won’t give me more carrots and yet I must I must give more the head Guild dude who steals your stuff and resells them to you at a higher price what kind of business is he running who does that it opens at 9: why does everything in this game open at 9:00 what am I supposed to do before 9:00 a.m. in the morning should I just like go stare at the Sunrise or something I feel so void of purpose right now please let me in I just want to talk I just want to I just want to talk I guess I’ll fish in the meantime hell yay what else is a horse to do you know you’re just trying to burn hours of the morning a little bit Sunfish well it is bright and early I don’t think you can drink in the morning I mean doesn’t that make people think that you have a problem and I by golly I don’t have a problem well I did just throw my line out the wrong way but I don’t have a problem yeah let’s go this is hella intense trash well that’s my treasure right there green algae okay catching a whole lot of nothing right now that’s okay it’s almost 9:00 a.m. we’re getting there I just have to keep my eyes on the prize nice and steady okay close enough smallmouth bass that’s what I’m talking about look at the size of that bass process PE okay well that’s a ne ne White neite that’s funny no trash uh Stone I don’t need that I don’t need that I don’t need that I don’t need that okay back to crack and open GMS here you go sir what the hell is that copper ore apparently Stone okay oh it’s a cheese Rock calite now getting the good stuff oh close enough H how’s it going it’s going pretty good I’m just staring the DS you know uh honest workout here collect rewards I should probably take those those are free seeds there we go probably almost enough for another reward so we’re going to actually collect these and go plant them so that I’m doing something productive with my farm and not just letting things uh kind of fester there you know saves me having to buy the uh the seeds for it too so you know it’s a win-win right there I can work with this I am so ready this is what it’s about this is the the calm gaming experience that I was looking forward to hopefully I can buy a new weapon after this too I don’t have much energy left but and it’s okay it’s okay anything to get to the next day it’s vaguely first time start I don’t know I I don’t have any experience with this game really is just I’m I’m just winging it right now I’m just winging it doing my best before I go and play more violent games for the rest of the week is this enough space for my cauliflower looks like it wow look at the organization of this patch this is a astonishing shut up princess I’m trying to focus on my garden I mean my farm it’s it feels more like a garden than a farm to be honest okay clay Sunfish cool awesome neat epic okay I guess I’ll grow this little bright shoot to got it in a cave why not let’s just toss everything out there and see what grows I’m going to sleep cuz I need more energy and also I need to harvest um the goods from the prior day there we go now we’re making strides wow the bug meat is very apparently someone really loves having bug meat maybe it’s like used in medicine or something how are the crops looking yeah okay okay get my um my plants water for the day just a little bit of tend to the crops you know it’s nice honest work oh it’s fish bait that makes sense I’m going to go see if I can buy a better sword now but let me guess it doesn’t open till 9 so well that’s fine I’ll go over there anyway I’ll just start walking towards that general direction [Music] please anything to get to the next level in the mines bro princess I don’t want to hear it probably wants me to like feed the dog or something now that I think about it I haven’t really fed my dog but they can like hunt for themselves right they could like eat mice or something in the area yeah that’s a lost book awesome I love that okay it’s a nice good old path over here for foraging there we go that’s it right there right there Perfect Epic awesome I need to find more worms wiggling around in the ground but I haven’t been so fortunate yet no it’s okay my dog is very happy it’s it’s it’s being raised with a warrior lifestyle all it’s like organic you know mhm all righty let’s see the warrior Hut is over this way right 2: p.m. really [ __ ] really why do you open so late what is this a what am I supposed to do till 2: p.m. I do need a better sword I thought they so one down there in there either well I guess I’ll go forward more I don’t know what else to do what are my foraging skills at that’s what I was looking my foraging is only level two surprisingly it feels like I’ve been forging like crazy forgot that I have level four fishing and I have not been fishing at all but look look I’m I’m I’m saving that power for another day then again all I did last time I play started was fishing so that’s why I haven’t made any progress at all I have nothing worth noting to my name nothing to my possession at this time no more questions your honor but the salmon berries will be what saves me in the end I don’t actually know what getting your skill level up changes does it like change what you’re able to forge because like it’s all the same anyway isn’t it it doesn’t like where is my collectibles special items collections foraging farm and forage are combined that’s sucks I bet there’s car that looks like a carrot to me or maybe Ginger I don’t know cooking achievements minerals okay definitely need oh artifacts too wow I really don’t have anything why does this game take so long to complete tend to your crops I already watered my crops for the day I don’t need to tend to them huh nice try but I’m a pro farmer I wouldn’t mess up that easily how much energy you spend with tools Rarity of items you get Etc that’s pretty handy that just means I know how to pull plants properly you pull them from like the roots and wiggle it a little right or something like that I don’t know I’m go down to the beach oh what’s this a muscle I like muscles muscles are cool muscles are pretty neat I think this sand is pretty good for finding worms too let’s still see if we can find some Wiggly fellas over here five to 10 in levels that’s so Advanced bro that’s so Advanced I thought I could find Driftwood out here but it turns out I can’t this looks like the kind of place you would only see open at low tide and yet it’s constantly accessible maybe the tide just never goes up around here but low tide is awesome there’s like starfish and sea cucumbers and and all sorts of weird things attached to the rocks and you kind of want to poke them but you know better than the touch the sea life so you just you just kind of stare at them a little they look so squishy though nature is so squishy well most a lot of a lot of sea creatures are anyway but you know it makes sense you know they they don’t really need much durability underwater uh all right I was supposed to go over to the left I don’t know why I went to the right we’re just taking a nice morning stroll though thought maybe there’ be something up here for me to forge but oh no well I’m not going up there now that’s a lot of work all right over to the left over to the left [Music] well by the time I get over there it’s already almost two so maybe there’s no point in it right now wow okay let me go store these items away then I didn’t realize my inventory had become uh very bad any more plans for Ace Combat 7 that’s really tough because okay that’s you know Ace Combat 7 is like it’s a game that people really want to see but every time I play Ace Combat 7 I I get like really ugly back seating that just kind of like kills me a little bit inside so it’s kind of like a it’s a double-edged sword on one hand it’s great cuz everybody’s enjoying themselves on the other I don’t want to be verbally bated for you know doing my best so um I don’t know uh okay that should be good now I can go and uh now I can go to the shop the shop hi look at them casually greeting each other and passing look at everybody having fun with each other in this town goodness and I’m just this antisocial farmer that’s okay though I know my way in this world I didn’t come out into the middle of nowhere to have conversations with people don’t worry guys we’ve got this my next warships game I don’t know warships is pretty chill [Music] actually let’s see let’s see all right time to go into the adventure shop need a new sword hell yeah I do bro [Music] Furniture okay I have good funds wooden blade I’ll take it [Music] then probably probably this honestly oh wait I can get both nah nah okay hopefully hopefully we’re good now I still have like no energy but that’s cool that’s cool now I should be able to properly defend myself at least oh level 14 okay drink the cola now I just have to go down five levels how hard could that be oh I’ve got this in the bag I’m so ready I say struggling to find the next floor already let me try out my new blade on you wow it feels like barely any better than the last one but you know what that’s okay it’s still technically an upgrade it takes some self-control to not backseat but not malicious intent what what do you mean our goal today is kind of grind the mines I just want to get to floor 20 to be honest do I know what day it is uh I’m pretty sure it’s Tuesday wait no it’s Wednesday today wait is it uh wait no it has to be Tuesday I’m streaming today oh no it’s the green aura that means there’s bugs here damn it oh excellent I didn’t know I could actually kill them to drop that too that makes it way easier [Music] here wait H okay oh more bug they approach so quickly I don’t even have time to draw my blade you know okay maybe the sword is better it seems to crit more at least higher average damage dig up the dirt patches and you get cave carrots really huh I feel so strong right now I’m getting to where I need to be the deeper levels let’s go oh crate I need carrots like a horse needs carrots let’s [ __ ] go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go let’s go why is it a big spiral oo shiny thing I was worried it wasn’t going to let me Harvest it real quick it’s usually you know my thing is with me struggling with games um a lot of the times when I stream games it’s my first time playing that’s why I asked for no help because like well of course I’m bad at it it’s my first time playing you know everybody starts somewhere wait a minute I already have a better weapon why live [ __ ] my sword’s already been replaced no that sucks guess we got to go down more oh gatekeeping he okay that was scary are are they actually letting me go down now the area is overrun with mon monsters I guess I’ll do something about it you know if I must not all heroes wear capes some of them uh wear Saddles well you’re a big one holy cow dude this knockback is creamy back foul Beast back uh maybe this way let’s see let’s see let’s see oh crates that’s what I was looking for perfect I feel like my DPS is better I don’t know maybe I’m just imagining it please don’t all jump me at the same time from different why are they synchronizing their attacks they’re rabid okay okay I’m almost out of here there actually surprisingly nothing important in this but that’s okay how do we get out of here now I thought I thought I just had to kill the monsters oh oh this was supposed to be a slime cave what are you doing here a way down has appeared uh oh there’s what level I’m on okay okay well we got a checkpoint so now it can return out of here oh it’s so pretty today we did good guys we did good getting through that is that Shane no you’re Sebastian snuck into the caves last night and got a Dusty cut from a rock crab ah it’s okay but he looks like a Shane I don’t know why H this is is the 20th anniversary of what this game ain’t 20 years old unless I wait I’m not 20 years old either actually hm well we’re getting through here though we’re getting through we’re making great progress we are making Leaps and Bounds this is like way better DPS though this is this is happy I just wish that I hadn’t spent 1K on a new sword before then you know that’s kind of like well I wanted to be able to get I I had no idea you know I wasn’t sure rock crab a rock crab I don’t even know what a crab is oh yeah never mind I do uh forage Coal Stone okay epic [Music] awesome now for my next trick I’m going to grow more crops because of course I am I’m a farmer damn it awesome uh let me set up a little in my seat so I can actually see what I’m watering okay that should be good all the crops have been watered now you guys can’t be disappointed in me he looks like he works at Hot Topic he does he does okay okay there we go 19 of spring I didn’t know there were only 30 days in a season but hey you never really know nowadays potato I have a request for you I need fresh cauliflower for a recipe I want to make could you bring me one I mean I’m growing them right now sure initiation coliflower foraging ahead yeah familiar with all these Concepts all right time to go back into the cave you guys might be like hoto you never learned your lesson you’re right I don’t how’s it going it’s going good it’s going good right now we got a lot of crops growing the sun is shining the birds are chirping the birds chirping is usually a sign that I’ve stayed awake too long and that I really need to go to bed I don’t know about you guys but uh I’m not a moric person so uh yeah I just feel like clearing this out I don’t know why it was bothering me Mi seeds again holy [ __ ] okay all right back into the den back into the den I know where I have to go I know what my calling is and I will pick up I don’t see any worms around surprisingly and all the salmon berries are gone this must spell disaster for the environment maybe I maybe I ruin the environmental balance or something how is that fire going in the middle of a r you know I’m not going to question it I’m not going to question it all righty floor 25 hold on to your hats guys it’s going to be a bumpy ride I wonder if I can get a better pickaxe probably not though not really many monsters down here okay so far so good off to a strong start so many rocks the trout population is safe do not worry just got to level up my mining a little bit where is the ladder Omni Shield I forgot about those those are so cute mining is also just really fun in this game to be honest oh there it is uh where are the enemies at holy [ __ ] there’s so many of them why are there so many should I kill them all maybe I should kill them all may as well right it’s a little bit easier than having to do all this mining ooh Cherry Bomb I forgot I get those awesome okay I’m going to kill its kids okay awesome I just have to kill them before they start evolving and then they can’t be annoying there we go [ __ ] you okay we left the strong statement there now he will not cross me again salmon Beres only grow for a couple of days huh I didn’t know they had stuff like that oh modded Minecraft huh I haven’t played modded Minecraft in so long long okay there we go we’ll just go down here I guess killing monsters is the easiest way to quickly progress through the cave I never knew that the monsters could drop ladders though okay bug guts oo it’s a mine cart thingy okay a wall of bugs [Music] awesome how much further wait I have an idea I have a genius idea watch this what’s this a dwarf scroll I don’t know what that is well I’m going to blow this [ __ ] up real quick well that was uh not a great idea but it wasn’t a terrible idea either I have definitely made worse decisions okay I’m going to I’m going to oh I’m trying to hold on there we go too many ways down is this what floor 30 looks like that’s very lackluster oh no I can’t see what are you I hear screeching and yet I see nothing what what huh they’re like Gremlin creatures or something like that at least I didn’t blow myself up even I know to stay away from explosives okay I may be a fool but I’m not that much of a fool can’t see [ __ ] uh I see a pair of glowing green eyes approaching me yeah step into the light buddy he won’t do it he’s he’s afraid of me or he doesn’t know how to navigate that you know I don’t either that’s fine what’s attacking me oh they’re multiple or okay I see you now okay okay he’s he’s gone now he’s in a better place now well I killed him but you know probably worse could have happened drink the soda now I just have to clear out these rocks I see no other way to get down right now wait what was that I just saw a thing oh oh there’s a shadow man oh god what the [ __ ] is that oh that’s a bat that’s a bat okay why is this floor level so scary who designed this this is not [Music] okay what are you okay batwing that’s fine it it tried it tried to nibble on me though that was that was kind of scary Escape rope yeah I don’t know if I should go further down here this just kind of this is you know this ain’t it Chief okay we got a go that’s good enough for me I’m going to get out of here now I ain’t trying to go further down than this rain now can I go this way way that’s a it’s a chunk of meat there I can’t get past it that’s okay though that’s okay let’s go see if we can break open these geod real quick oh Skool Cavern H I didn’t know there was a light ring is it like light light or like light light you know like lightweight or light uh bright light too many layers to this too many too many layers let me go let me go crack open these things good old stard Valley it’s always something like this there’s so much to do in this game but it’s very slow that’s the only bad thing this game’s pacing is incredibly slow I’m used to just going around and killing things and going on a big old Adventure this is this is like peaceful you know forces me to temper my expectations and calm down a little bit uh I can take the Rocks too I have no purpose for them all right that’s good enough for me ever played a co-op I don’t know if I’ve ever played Co-op stardo I guess it’d be a lot easier with someone else helping you out on the forarm probably faster you know you guys can both tackle your own challenges and then everybody collectively pulls into like the funding for the farm and then you guys can go get uh animals and all sorts of fun stuff the game didn’t Co come out as a co-op game though did it I thought they added Co-op like later on down the line so chaotic D2 has subscribed again thank you for subscribing for another month it’s nice to have you oh that it’s two other months thank you for the two months then thank you uh Farming Simulator Co-op how are you closed what’s wrong with you re-evaluate your [Music] decisions I just want to open the shields damn it I’m a simple woman I ain’t asking for much I’m not asking for much right now no the sounds of the rain are so soothing I feel like I should stare up to the C the the sky whimsically and cry a little bit where did it all go these days are so lonely when it’s raining out nobody’s out and about doing their things you know and Princess is sleeping [Music] indoors life Elixir staircase issue with Co-op is possibly fighting over who you want to romance that’s okay I’m I’m only in it for the the the intense Hardcore gameplay The Mining and the and the planting and the stuff like that what is it telling me to look at in my journal there’s nothing in there uh yes my crops are coming along nicely this is this is such a pain watering crops is such a pain in the farming game how could they do this to me oh man all right here we go good morning nice bright and early ready to start the day off strong let’s give it her all again today chat let’s give it her all again today what can I craft let’s see I could get a chest that would I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t think it was actually that easy to do sturdy ring cuts the duration of negative status effects in half cool life Elixir where the [ __ ] do I get mushrooms at bug meat whoa I didn’t know I could just make a steak moderate amount of light okay that’s cool never really did crafting out here H that’s okay that’s okay let me go crack open these geod now they’re not going to make me wait all day for this they know what’s good for them they’ll open them right this instant or I’ll throw them through their [ __ ] window they’re going to open them one way or another I don’t think morning people actually exist I’m going to be honest I ain’t never met a morning person somebody who’s happy to roll out of their bed and start the day unless you have like a really nice sleep schedule I don’t know maybe maybe the internet ruined the existence of morning people it’s very easy to just get distracted and stay up for unreasonably long hours yeah you know cocaine might do it too I suppose that’s one way of looking at it I didn’t know we were incorporating drugs into this though you know that changes the that changes the calculus a little bit yeah coffee is essential no matter how much sleep you get you still need coffee work the next day oh that’s all the more reason to get distracted by videos for hours and hours what do you mean I love waking up at 5: in the morning to go to work it’s great it’s an experience it’s very enriching it’s very uh it’s it cleanses the spirit you know oh oh goody 500 a.m. time for work oh no I did not perfectly fish this oopsie Daisy mother catch wait what what does that mean did I catch a pregnant fish I don’t think that’s what that means what was it oh catch 100 fish awesome all righty let’s go crack open some Shields that was disappointing I feel sad I feel even more sad now well life is no longer worth living thank you for the 100 oats I’m sad right now no I have no copper bars hell all right well let me try to the scroll real quick books are missing the [ __ ] do you mean there’s books missing can’t have nothing out here how’s it going it’s going good I’m just doing some St melon wait can I grow these in the spring I’m already almost out of spring days so I don’t think that would work very well I don’t even know how to tell what season crops grow to be honest farming’s good it’s very simple you [Music] know Yep this is the life right here happy farming life returning to my Homestead to evaluate the situation at [Music] hand let’s go back where the horses roll okay coal plants okay excellent why am I able to walk on my crops that doesn’t seem right Minecraft taught me that was a big noo however um I think that’s all I got in me for starting today you know I was very peaceful very tranquil we we definitely faced chall challenges uh exit the title there we go very peaceful very nice experience out there I hope you guys enjoyed this it was a little more laid-back than usual because I was just going around attempting to farm something I mean I didn’t really Farm much it was mostly just killing stuff but you know that’s yeah killing stuff and picking things out in the middle of the the the forest and that’s okay some days it’s like that some days that’s how it is but I had a good time out there you know I gave him my 101% I really applied myself I threw my hat in the ring and by golly did I give them one hell of a time so glad you guys had fun too ain’t no problem at all we got more Super hardcore intense gamepl coming up this week I got Halo 3 yes I know there’s flood in Halo 3 don’t worry I will be fine I went on a training Arc we have Battlefield we have a day in the life of boy Bo yes I do have to do that still I know what I must do I am prepared kind of sort of and hopefully I can finish the Lego Titanic on Sunday that would be great that would be lovely that would be Stellar I would love to do that so we’ll see how that goes yes yes lots of fun activities planned out and it would be great to see you guys around for those if you’re able to make it that would be awesome that would be Stellar let’s have some fun together shall [Music] we so hopefully I can um hopefully I can pull it off hopefully I can do a thing or two you know I’m excited think I’m going to go do some uh College homework now so you guys have a good rest of your night you you uh you take care now don’t talk to strangers don’t do anything you’ll regret in the next 12 hours and uh have a good rest of your day I will see about setting up a raid real quick let’s see if anybody’s around right now um yes there are people around right now excellent awesome Epic hold on uh we’ll set that up then I do to hope the rest is good we’re going to do our best all right that’s set up there so we got YouTube set up see can do something on Twitch real quick I [Music] twitch don’t fail me now damn it usually it’s easier to find someone on Twitch but also no but also yes but also kind of sort of maybe all righty setting that off I will send you guys on your way be sure to stay out of trouble stay out of mischief and I’ll see you around byebye for now byebye no safety brief today no no no no 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