Poisonous Potato Update
Poisonous Potatoes. How utterly pointless. The worst foodstuff ever invented since unsliced bread. Booo! Go home, go home! For centuries, the poisonous potato has ruined the lives of millions – if not billions – of Minecraft players. When will the heartbreak end? How about…today! Introducing the Poisonous Potato Update!
It’ll transform the poor-tato into your new best friend! So please contact your current best friend and inform them that they have been replaced. Poisonous potato mobs! Green rain! That’s…different! Potato flowers… A poisonous potato boss arena and a terrifying new boss! You’re in for a root awakening!
A green lazy! I mean, green laser! The multi-biome wonder that is the Poisonous Potato Dimension! Portals that will take you to the Poisonous Potato Dimension. Convenient! Potato Shoes! Potato Armor! You’ll look like a real spud! The Potato Staff! Potato Refineries! For the sophisticated potato connoisseur, obviously!
And there’s more! For all of you potato lovers on Bedrock edition, you’ll find some FREE marketplace add-on content that potato-ises your Minecraft worlds! Is that healthy? I don’t know! So don’t be a hesi-tater!! Go download the Poisonous Potato Update today! You’re the poisonous potato – it’s time to sprout!
Side effects of using the Poisonous Potato Update may include uncontrollable laughter, and an overwhelming craving for French fries. [PER READING TEXT FASTER AND FASTER] Use at your own risk! Happy April 1st!
It’s FINALLY here! The update you’ve always asked for that brings ALL the usability and functionality to your #1 favorite item.
The Poisonous Potato Update is LIVE!
Get it at: https://www.minecraft.net/article/poisonous-potato-update
More about Minecraft: https://www.minecraft.net
34 Comments
FINALLY MOJANG IS ADVANCING!!!!
Wait how do you get the portal? Im on mobile and i cant seem to find it
April fools prank
I want this to be real
This aprill fools is fire
best update ever👌👌👌
happy 1 april fools
Looks better than 1.21 so far, not gonna lie
Its April fools don't worry lol
i think my youtube is interdimensional now
Bruh
Tetris
Im not thinking about april's fool
Ireland in the 1800s dimension
FINALLY!
Mojang when making about main feature/update:🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Mojang when making jokes feature/update:💡💡💡💡💡
BRO FINALLY THIS IS WHAT WE NEED!1!1111
This is obviusly A PRANK ITS APRIL FOOLS!?
is this an april fools?
Poao!
Its april fools day !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Minecraft be adding more stuff in an April fools update rather than an actual update
Is this an April fools joke ?
April fool
It's a April Fools updated
THE BEST UPDATE!!!!
How do you get to the dimension
Please don't add this update
More content than the last 5 updates and minecraft legends
Is this April Fools Update ?
April fools?
Where's the tyger?
Is it for real
Techno would be proud 🫡