Poisonous Potato Update

Poisonous Potatoes. How utterly pointless. The worst foodstuff ever invented since unsliced bread. Booo! Go home, go home! For centuries, the poisonous potato has ruined the lives of millions – if not billions – of Minecraft players. When will the heartbreak end? How about…today! Introducing the Poisonous Potato Update!

It’ll transform the poor-tato into your new best friend! So please contact your current best friend and inform them that they have been replaced. Poisonous potato mobs! Green rain! That’s…different! Potato flowers… A poisonous potato boss arena and a terrifying new boss! You’re in for a root awakening!

A green lazy! I mean, green laser! The multi-biome wonder that is the Poisonous Potato Dimension! Portals that will take you to the Poisonous Potato Dimension. Convenient! Potato Shoes! Potato Armor! You’ll look like a real spud! The Potato Staff! Potato Refineries! For the sophisticated potato connoisseur, obviously!

And there’s more! For all of you potato lovers on Bedrock edition, you’ll find some FREE marketplace add-on content that potato-ises your Minecraft worlds! Is that healthy? I don’t know! So don’t be a hesi-tater!! Go download the Poisonous Potato Update today! You’re the poisonous potato – it’s time to sprout!

Side effects of using the Poisonous Potato Update may include uncontrollable laughter, and an overwhelming craving for French fries. [PER READING TEXT FASTER AND FASTER] Use at your own risk! Happy April 1st!

It’s FINALLY here! The update you’ve always asked for that brings ALL the usability and functionality to your #1 favorite item.
The Poisonous Potato Update is LIVE!
Get it at: https://www.minecraft.net/article/poisonous-potato-update

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