Stardew Valley – Clint Gets Married?
Hello everyone today’s victim is everyone’s favorite blacksmith Clint not normally available for marriage but thanks for a fun little mod he is so we’re going to see what this little rascal thinks about being married and divorced and I am Mega amped up on caffeine right now so this is probably
Going to be a complete disaster well it’s time to make our first move on Clint hello Clint if you want me to upgrade your tools you have to give me the correct ore I’ll give you something all right and you’ll have to pay me a fee of course that had better be free
Once we’re married we’re going to give him aquamarines yes this is exactly what I’ve been looking for we’re giving him aquamarines one because he loves them and two because of the color of the hair of the love of his life Emily who I have in fact already done that’s the first
Gift out of the way I’m going to take a measured effort to return my horse to the farm every day because I’m not sure he’s going to stick around without a stable anymore because this horse and possibly my dog are the only thing that have been
Here for a long time good morning Clint how’s the goatee today hey what do you need I need you to shave off your goatee that’s it here’s your present hi Clint can I play with your Hammer our Anvil smashing friend is now up to two hearts so hopefully we get some new dialogue
Hey what do you need oh just your hand in marriage and then a soul crushing divorce here’s a gift hi Clint yep I’m a blacksmith Clint you need to work on your social skills my father is also a blacksmith you my friend are full of very interesting information now that he
Has past three hearts I believe we get a three heart event should we enter the saloon and here it is Clint looks I don’t know what nervous he puts on music sad music it’s a sad life being a blacksmith but that’s his own fault hello Ms care to join me I’d
Love to Champ what’s bothering you let me just go ahead and tell you what’s on my mind please do I don’t have much time I have terrible luck with women MPS well for starters it appears you’re wearing chain mail and that’s not a big hit with the ladies these days I’m
A nice guy if you get to know me I swear well being a nice guy doesn’t really work I’m a complete and The Whole Town’s married me once or twice the girls all seem to like you Ms it’s exactly what I’m getting at you got to
Be like me got any tips treat women the same as men they all must die okay I’ll keep that in mind yeah just be a dick to every one works for me and the blue-haired Emily approaches hi Clint what can I get for you tonight now is the time to make a move
Yes that’s the incorrect answer but good try or I mean I’ll have the big and cheesy with extra sauce please and yes that is a euphemism awkward silence and hi Ms oh I’m surprised she’s talking to me last time I talked to her she wasn’t very happy to see me
Or AEM thanks Emily for taking my order if you know what I mean um Emily I was gulp I was wondering sometime today yes Clint yes Clint we’re all busy people please get on with it never mind a he couldn’t do it that’s too bad and she wanders away to see Shane
Here’s your beverage thanks Emily wow I’m surprised he’s not slurring his words yet how’s your shift coming along it’s fine thanks for asking Shane do you have any new chicken stories for me exciting World in stard Dew Valley Clint size I’m doomed yeah you really are well good
Luck with your problems buddy I’m going to sleep already we’re into winter and Clint is up to four Hearts so he’s halfway to loving me or getting his life destroyed if you want to look at it that way yep I’m a blacksmith I already knew
That you idiot hi uh six heart Clint be glad you’re a farmer Ms it’s nicer to work Outdoors than buy a hot furnace all day I don’t go outside that much I mostly just give gifts these days I’m only a blacksmith because my father pushed me into it well you’ve had 70
Years to make a new career for yourself and you haven’t done it so whose fault is that hey remember when I married Emily the love of your life I’ve just realized it’s the 28th the last day of winter and the idiot’s birthday was on the 26th so I missed his birthday and
I’m super thrilled about that such easy friendship point missed because I was too stupid to pay attention now that we’re well into spring Clint is all the way up to eight hearts so we get a new heart event thanks to the mod and excellent Emily’s here too hey Clint I
Found this cool geode up in the mountains the other day think you could break it open for me I’m dying to know what’s inside oh uh sure thing Emily of course he’s so stoked right now he loves Emily I did once but not anymore it’s an Aquamarine the same thing I’ve been
Loading Clint up on this whole time what a coincidence wow it’s gorgeous uh yep it’s a beauty all right how much do I owe you hm 25 gold is it free oh don’t worry about it okay it’s on the house a he’s so sweet really oh Clint you’re the best
Friend of girl could ask for oh no not at all don’t worry about it anything for a friend super friend zoned yay I’ve got to go show this to Haley she’ll love it she won’t understand it but she’ll love it see you later Clint stop by the saloon tonight and say hello well
There’s your opening probably want to take advantage of that hi Emily sorry about the divorce stuff oh Ms nice to see you don’t lie to me came to pay Clint to visit huh I did actually yeah oh hi Ms oh this might get awkward hopefully it does otherwise
What’s the point I’m heading out see both of you later yep move along uh sorry about that MPS don’t worry about it you only embarrass yourself what can I do for you I came to see you of course should have figured that out by now oh really yes really sorry about the wait
Uh and earlier too with Emily it’s hard to turn down a friend you know I don’t know I don’t have any friends yep or I’m sorry we’re going to go with yep simple answer anyways back to business yes back to business because clearly you’re swamped super busy oh
It’s nice to see you MPS likewise idiot here’s an aquamarine we will give him some flowers pretty shortly to bump them all the way up to 10 Hearts I just always like to see if there’s any more e heart dialogue that comes with a mod or anything it’s sometimes it’s pretty good
One more time eight hearts Sky anything better if you want me to upgrade your tools wow that’s literally zero heart dialogue well whatever then if you don’t want to be interesting we’re going to move you up to 10 hearts and then you’ll have more dialogue hopefully after
Giving him a whole bunch of flowers he’s all the way up to 10 Hearts so we’re going to go home go to bed come see him again see the new ten heart dialogue which hopefully exists so far I’ve been a little disappointed and also see the
New ten heart event and then marry him and then divorce them please be interesting for once please need a tool upgraded that is really close to your zero heart dialogue no oh and you just came to say hi uh yeah I did let’s try the this again you have one more chance
To be interesting or I might not even marry you at all hi Ms I’m happy you’re here well that’s a little better it was getting a little lonely in here yeah I’m pretty sure you by yourself like all the time I’ve never been in your room before
What do you got dear Emily I know you only think of me as a friend it’s my fault I’m too shy I’ll never have the courage to tell you the truth while you’re at the saloon just drink a little more that’s why I’m writing this letter to myself that I’ll certainly crumple up
And toss in the corner well let me deliver that for you I wish I could that would be fun there’s a tape inside the essentials Blues collection there’s a tape inside the essentials Blues collection volume two what do you got for clothes your rifle through Clint’s personal effects there’s a stack of
Blacksmith apron some magazines an old sword a nice picture of his mother I’d like to meet his mother maybe I can marry her with some mod that might be fun let’s go see the 10art event we need to go to the mountain between I think
4:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. on a sunny day so today’s perfect just needed to be 400 p.m. here we go we find Clint walking across the bridge I’ve never seen so far from his uh little blacksmith shop is he going mining for himself oh he looks scared he’s in the
Entrance there’s not even anything in there except the dwarf I guess oh Ms what are you doing here I’m here to see the tenard event what me yes you I ran out of iron in the middle of a project so I came here to find some more you know what I
Don’t believe you what are you really up to wh what why not uh because you’re weird anyways um I I’ll see you later mobs oh is he just taking off already maybe I hit the wrong answer uh Ms yes come visit my shop tomorrow I uh I have something for
You oh boy I get a present oo he just disappeared into the mountain side I knew Clint was a lot of things but a ghost that’s quite surprise so let’s see if he’s got anything for us apparently he might I guess 10 heart event part two oh Ms you came no comment
There and so far not much is happening slowly stroll over towards what looks like a bookshelf I uh told you I have something for you right yes I remember that was 30 seconds ago well well I actually have two things for you all right this just gets better and better
What do you got Ms I uh made this for you it’s a ring Clint gives you a beautiful silver band I pretty much prefer gold but that’s cool and what’s the second thing I know it’s not much but I really hope you like it MPS I know this is probably
Going to gross you out but I’ve never felt this way about someone before not even Emily I think I think I’m in love with you Ms of course you are everyone else is I feel the same way really you feel the same way it’s weird it’s like I
Don’t even notice it was happening but here I am oh uh about your second gift was he trying to kiss me I I hope that was okay I think he tried to kiss me or maybe he did you’re the greatest Ms I’m so glad that I met you you won’t
Be saying that in about a month okay any conversation I’m so happy you feel feel the same this is the happiest I’ve ever felt well that’s not saying much considering you’re a lonely blacksmith oh I we should probably get engaged here you are one monp special I accept 3 days
Blah blah blah whatever well I finally got in front of a train let’s see what happens um apparently I just get stuck that was a lot less exciting than I thought it would be I guess normally I’d probably die but because I’ve got the infinite health mod thing going on I
Just sit here so cool glad I didn’t make an entire video devoted to that anyways let’s go home 3 days from now we’ll get married okay it’s marriage day I like how my kids never get to come to the wedding wonder what’s up with that Clint
Actually has a nice suit so he’s finally changed out of his chain mail I don’t know what he’s going to wear when he’s in my house and the celebration this was literally the same as every other wedding except for there’s a man with a goatee beside me and he’s put his apron
And chain mail back on let’s see what he has to say sorry dear work is calling no it’s not I’m your only customer people still need my services after all in a town constructed entirely of wood you’re a blacksmith and already the day after being married he’s off to an early
Productive start what is it I’m trying to sleep and you’re holding a joa cola that’s weird let’s try this again look Ms I made you some breakfast after all you’re working almost as hard as I am well neither of us are actually working you want some pancakes this is a fun
Gift thanks glad you liked it I’ve given him a whole bunch of flowers that should have moved him up the relationship chart yes to maximum Hearts hopefully he gets a new dialogue there 12 Heart dialogue sorry dear work is calling nope same dialogue as always I like how he hasn’t
Even acknowledged the fact that he has two kids now today he’s made it all the way out to his little personal area I’m trying to get my tools organized when did I end up with all this junk uh to be fair most of it’s probably mine I feel
Like you should hook up with Dr boring you two would make a very nice boring couple and now he’s in his blank room with one of the children I’m hoping to open my shop out of here pretty soon if that’s okay with you dear yeah of course absolutely anything for you you’re just
Probably going to want to try and get that done by tomorrow morning and one more time you’re boring have a good life and with that little maneuver my life gets just a little bit more exciting so let’s go see how he feels about that he’s probably going to tell me he’s a
Blacksmith what do you need well it’s still all about the services he either tells you he’s a blacksmith or office you blacksmith Services that’s all he’s got only a few marriage candidates left now but I will get to them in the near future also part two of me and that
Denver guys multiplayer Adventure is up now it’s on his channel I’ll post a link to that in the description go ahead and check that out also in case you’re wondering why there haven’t been any videos out lately that’s because I’ve been messing with the audio and stuff
Trying to get new stuff figured out I think I’ve got it figured out now so the audio is going to be different on this video hopefully it turns out good but let me know what you think anyways once I get that prop L straightened out I
Will be putting up a whole bunch more videos blah blah blah all the usual stuff and I feel like I’ve rambled on for more than long enough so hope you liked it thanks for watching oh and I will hang out and answer some comments for the first little bit like usual make
Him good
We marry the blacksmith! This whole video was a technical nightmare!
ThatDenverGuy multiplayer video – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLUKlDN_N4I&t=726s
Mods – Siv’s Marriage MOD
– CJB Cheats Menu
– CJB Item Spawner
45 Comments
Tried some different things with this one. I don't like the result but learned A LOT of really great stuff I can use moving forward!
Thanks DF, you made these hard days better for me <3 why don't you marry me now?
“Hi Clint, can I play with your hammer?”… nice
Who else at first thought the thumbnail said "cunt"
Let's be honest. No one likes Clint.
11:52 oh my god Clint is actually agent 47 and he’s been sent to kill mumps.
Why is it that you can marry Emily, but not Clint….. 😐
I wish you could marry Clint in the normal game. He’s so sad but so adorable
Fuck Clint
-dannydinosaur
TRAIN
watching this before I perish tomorrow for not having research question
honestly, df's idea of gender equality is better than anyone's.
"treat women the same as men. they all must die."
Isn't it weird how your in the same age group as Emily and you can marry her but you aren't in the same age group as Clint and can't marry him but Clint likes Emily??
Well, now, can we date Clint?
Yeah why aren’t the doves at the wedding
I would love a mod that allowed some NPCs to get married/divorced to each other.
god, i hate clint
Hello I want to test fourth
DF in Sailor Moon and stardew Valley:
In the name of the Moon!! I will divorce you!!!
Da real fuckboy
Boys. Girls.
He doesn't care. He will divorce them all.
Gets engaged to Clint, jumps in front of a train, yup, fair enough
Scrolling YouTube half conscious
Me: why does it say CUNT ….? On the thumbnail…
Clint is dying inside
Clint: all around are familiar faces-
1:50
He’s changed.. HE IS BEING K I N D
4:50 Hehehe "He's so stoked right now" like how you stoke coal into a furnace
a probably unintentional pun recognized more than 3 years later…
I loveee Clint and I was so upset when I realized I couldn’t marry him when I first started playing.
I couldn't see the little gap between the L and the I and thought it was en entirely different word in the thumbnail lol
Clint in a nutshell: "But I'm such a nice guuuuyyyyyyy 😔😔😔😭😔😔😭 I'm so brocken"
We need more bearded guys in SDV
I wish Clint was a bachelor after you crush his Emily dreams.
I've try downloading the mod on Nexus for Clint. I've been able to marry Magnus, but ain't him. Tried deleting and reinstalling it both on Nexus and manually, got Clint to 8 Hearts, but the event didn't happen. Did I install it wrong somehow?
You're gay
"Wow, I'm surprised he's not slurring his words yet." It's the one liners that make these videos great. 💀👏🏼
Hear me out , clint looks like obelix from that french kids show
5:17 "And if you slow down the footage, you can pin point the exact second his heart shatters"
Jesus loves you! Have faith in Him before it’s too late
Bro just got friend zoned over a gift
daams
Mumps is the only one brave enough to marry Clint
Clint making jewelry for you is kinda cute though
Does Emily like Shane? They dance at the Flower festival…
I thought the most happiest time for Clint was whenever his mom and dad died bot ok
i did a double take because the thumbnail kind of looks like it says cunt
Clint is so cute, now that I discovered that letter idk to feel jealous of Emily or squeal over how cute Clint is 😕.