Stardew Valley, But It’s Been Translated 47 Times.

Stardew Valley, But It’s Been Translated 47 Times.

Today we’re playing stardo Valley but it’s been translated awfully all the cutcenes dialogue hell even the festivals have been changed and it just becomes pure chaos I promise you you’re just going to need to see how insane this one gets name uh Eduardo yeah that’s a good name I like It yeah perfect uh Farm name uh Eduardo and my favorite thing Eduardo perfect I’m not skipping the intro because I want to see if Grand actually says anything to us in the beginning that’s translated I want you to have the sealed envelope oh it’s still the exact same oh

Grandad hasn’t gone through the translator at all so when does it actually start to become uh oh wait here we go what is this hello you have to Ardo I’ve got to Ardo wait is this when it starts to hit I am Mark the local

Car I think this is when it starts to get translated Mark it’s nice to meet you cers ‘s main activity sent me here to show you the way for you and your farm he is currently selecting his name does everyone in the valy get a new name

Did we just get to like choose one I thought his name was cerso this is Eduardo Farm or at least we know that what does it matter God oh I ask myself there every night [Laughter] Mark oh welcome back for me m Lo M Louise is a symbol of felican town you

Probably got that golden statue made already you know the one that bothers you does yeah you you you more than bother me Louise this is a beautiful home a country am I an independent state am I a sovereign citizen get out of my country country that said however strong

Skin will be appropriate what poite what what are you guys talking about don’t listen Eduardo he oh good for you know what good for Mark new pronouns drop and the name change good for Mark I’m proud of him he just wants to protect your home away from Tulio so you don’t want

To buy the latest version Oh Mark’s pest M wherever you go you will be bored he must rest why is it so ominous what are these Backwater Looney Country Bumpkin people talking about dude I’m in Cuckoo Land dude let’s see what we get okay at least they called parsnip seeds finally

I know what they are in Grass if you build Hyo grass can be what in Grass if you build Hyo grass can be cut in half okay I understand I think pass Snips this plant is very hot just let to get these spicy spicy par Snips planted out

Wood however a strong body is not important for the different uses of simple Industries what is is what is KL Mark speaking to us what the hell are you talking about I I’m excited to see if it happens for like every cut scene or if it’s very selective cuz so far

It’s been very selective on what it seems to translate or maybe the translations are just so good that I haven’t recognized them Gus is M Louise normal hello there by Gus chef and owner of stardrop saloon by Gus We Trust saloon has two o’s wait so did he change

It to a salon you’re doing here now Gus good for you girly pop I’m going to buy some more plants from Pier so we can start eduard Farm off off strong this plant is very hot it takes 12 days to give birth am I going to have some baby

Coliflower running around I’m not sure I’m ready to be a father should we marry Abigail on this Farm Abigail come here let me talk to you oh the right to enter I don’t have any right to enter I just broke into here technically I’m trespassing there is shame the height of

The forest the regions should be condemned to me and will be discovered forever forever she planning on taking over the valley is that what you’re talking about good for you we can do that hello you have to Eduardo new farmer this is Mark another one are you

And formerly known as Robin twins why would twins have the same name he is a man with a lilac kid who is a man with a lilac kid what are you guys talking about I I just want you know I’m going back to my farm I can’t handle this

Cooky nonsense in 12 days Eduardo will be a father what if we go to the Cooking Channel here everyone can identify the new horn why does everything sound so cult-like new horn lilac head everyone changing their name to Mark Louis Louise sorry saying that he’s the symbol of the

Town it kind of just sounds like they’re part of a cult while looking for wheat production they will hit some of the wild animals for money okay I got to go beat up some sheep on it Pam oh Pam hello a child named Pam a child are you

The child am I the child maybe pan christens me with her name search search for what a child named Pam what what are you doing please please see this oh he’s desperate he’s desperate he’s like look at this rock I found who knows we will face some issues that need to be

Addressed again I’m facing a lot of issues in town like why do you guys all talk like this if you choose to stop leading before the Game what if you if you choose to stop leading before the game what was there more to that no one seems ready to give you a small body are you hitting on me you guys storing human remains somewhere I don’t know if I’m going to donate to

The museum again I guess we can check the journal to see what we need to actually do oh Guna asked if he would consider donating a new Palace what Guna asked if he would consider donating a new Palace or minerals to the museum he said it was not a good way to restore

Extraordinary opportunities well what the hell am I doing it for then I’m fine just give me the money okay introductions promoting music in the city is a good sign for him who who’s him who who who are we worshiping out here who is him do you mind child I was

Kind of explaining things your Excellency my name is Vincent your Excellency oh my God the kids in the cult have been told to respect their Elders I think more people need to call me your Excellency yeah I know your place Vince hello random wandering child that’s scary all right they got to

Jass already the loboto has gone through oh a letter hello yes I just came back from a fishing Tri if you reach the sand for a short time I have something William oh it’s like he’s sending me on a quest well I guess we need to go see William on the sands of

Time got to make sure my babies are well well watered first though yes my babies sleep sleep in 11 days you will be born into this world hello your Excellency William hello how are you hello my child what is the second person to call me a

Child uh father I’m trying to relax and get out of the RC got to read that correctly had to read that word correctly oh I almost read that wrong I finally saved enough money to buy my stick oh he’s a stickman oh can I have a stick my pen Is I shouldn’t have called him father beforehand this is Rapids all fish if it smells good it sells haha anyway at least I didn’t go down without explaining myself First it’s a bit forward Wily what was that I need to test out William’s Rod before we go and talk to everyone else what did we get a hearring seafish very descriptive wait hello baby girl what’s up hey gorgeous hm if not for the horrible bad Deeds the release of good

Clothes will be hello here I am Demetrius an expert a local Pope pause Demetrius are you the religious leader of this cult maybe like Louise is the the symbol the God and Demetrius is the the pope 10 more days man beautiful 10 more days Penny I think everyone in

This town’s going a little bit insane I think have you talked to any of them hello hello I am copper [ __ ] Penny copper that’s actually that’s kind of funny I can see how that one actually happened are you going to freak out if I give this to you it’s like it’s a piece

Of you oh is this me it is I told you it’s a piece of you welcome to living up the land we’re back again with another tip for y’all this is your place look at the onion and meet the ocean south of the city sometimes you will find a lot of

Things that add to the LW I got to find my onion I found the onions down south what do you know of the law Lois I found found the onions the land of the law will change we did it I found them okay I think this is considered legitimate

Did I did Eduardo do it maybe Demetrius will like them what is this I might be killed my pnps have grown sweet potato carrots I mean you’re correct that’s pretty much what past Snips are aren’t they oh we got a joim letter based on the performance of conventional technology members of our

Team have removed the vibr from the lakes of our Mountain Country you’ve done what you’ve taken away the vibrations from the lake of our Mountain Country but the vibrations just getting too much lonus is not going to like that good Environmental Management is what we

Put our God first is it like a rival cult we are very sorry for any inconvenience he did not do it who he did it do what that’s so nefarious yo yo what’s up Louise what a miracle chaos these days as a child sitting in

Front of God sitting in a normal TV City they find themselves wielding a sword they’re turning the children into child soldiers in the name of God the Pelicans can send money but some things have stopped selling out is this what the cult is called The Cult of the Pelican I

Continue to sell movies wait what what is this a blockbuster you want me to save the local Blockbuster [Laughter] that’s crazy he’s really excited about the movies I don’t want to coincide this old Blockbuster with Louise what does it matter you are sick oh no now the

Gaslighting begins hey uh did you know about these vibrating Lakes please don’t cut me your son looks like a girl has someone been shanking L Linus sometimes I completely forget about time oh she’s just like me for real you know what girly have a quartz hey because I’m hungry looks good

She all right she pretty much just has the same dialogue when you give her something she wants to eat oh Harvey Harvey’s cutscene that’s right George I Want You to Breathe well I’m sure Evelyn doesn’t I’m a doctor george that’s me I went to school to learn how to help

People reach the age of eight if you can get to 8 years old bam you’re doing well in fact you’re off to the mines this is literally just turned into me meeting all the villagers ew damn okay the worst she can say is no right the information is not done by

Checking our day with 24 carrots equal to carrots hello what did my meant to do with that was that a quest who was that from all right so we have to kill 10 slime in the name of God easy I can do that and we have to meet the wizard I

Received a letter from the local director wa is he directing Louis’s films things in a pot cooked in the forest are gone finger in this what what what what I don’t I’m sorry I haven’t heard of that mushroom is that why Louis was moaning oh yeah I

Would be sick if that’s the ingredients he put in too what is that what does that mean what does that mean he lives in the light that’s ominous what light that light do you see things in your fire pit who is he oh the holiday eggs we could go to

The holiday eggs festival and do some egg holidays I learned art fires yay we can commit Arsen now hi here moaning I’m behind the she what do you what are you doing to that sheep beer why do these old men keep moaning remind me not to tell appear that I have

Goats on my farm I threw a stone at my house last night a wait a wait why would you why would you do that that’s not your job that’s my job Haley and Emily are fighting you’re so stupid Haley oh god oh this just made them way more

Aggressive she cries oh this is this has been building up a lot for Emily she’s in tears hi lonus humor are you coming to where I am why is everything that lus says in this mod just so depressing the holiday eggs has begun in the Town

Square I love the holiday eggs he spent a lot of time preparing chicken feeds for us who is he are we celebrating some sort of God that I don’t know about give me a nice hug oh don’t mind if I do oh you know what this might be

One of my favorite mods what does everyone enjoy I’m oh and then he just died halfway through that sentence well this year’s Film Festival was a magazine film Festival I knew it director Blockbuster this is a secret film festival wao look at those what’s going

On what did I have last night or younger more bland the best secret is to highlight a simple secret can people in this town please stop speaking in riddles and just tell me what are we worshiping in this cult I’ll join I’m happy to sell my soul our end has come to an

End what did Emily just predict the end of the world hello I sell hats that’s right Pokey they arrived at the old house P effect of cosign mice hate it this is actually just how hatm speaks this would be interesting cuz this is AR’s cut scene where she talks about

Wanting to be an adventurer I want to do research in the cave but I know it would be very dangerous for her if it was armed you don’t you got to look out for those those cave with guns it’s a real epidemic at the moment let’s get out of

Here u i sure I’ll follow you okay Dad can’t find us here are we hiding in the bushes oh God we really did go to the bushes Abby now’s not the time can’t you believe my parents were always young please don’t talk about your parents in this moment well that was an exciting

Night with Abigail um I wish I didn’t have to pet picture appearance during it but that’s fine look our babies have been birthed from the ground my children come to me be birthed into your father’s hands I’m going to sell my cauliflower children goodbye children have a good

Future somewhere wherever you are I think they’re going to be eaten hello how are you I hope you love and I hope you love and send gifts hello hello Emily that’s just how Emily writes base game too I hope he does what are your wishes is she speaking to him this is

The spirit called the board of directors have is that what it is it’s the board of directors it’s just the corporate overlords that’s who they were going after did Outlook mobile exist I’m here to reach you about your mobile plan she’s threatening me now kind of like it

I um I have something to do be patient you have to go I think she kicked me out Dear Eduardo it all ends in a flower because in go tomorrow if you can’t find your boyfriend who is willing to dance the Western Forest is our defensive city the city of dance if you

Want it it can be between 9:00 a.m. and 2: p.m. me CTO what is this the final call they’re they’re like Latin phrase that they say and as the flower dance they um koola ritual guess we better go it’s time for the rituals of him hey Shane don’t drink

That punch before everyone El does buddy okay we’re doing this as a group if we’re going to do it h nice sauce okay Shane’s already dead he he ate the sauce too quickly Abigail on our final voyage on this planet will you go with me hand

In hand to meet him okay I’d love to this is it will I be a queen one day when we meet him JZ we will all be Queens my energy has to be transferred see see see Haley’s the sacrifice her energy is going to be transformed into

The other realm this is she’s the midsummer sacrifice holy [ __ ] I’m scared there’s nothing to be scared about Penny once we reach the other side we will feel the love of him should we start the dance now it’s time it’s time to become one with him praise our Board of director

Overlords praise those who look over us praise joia praise Him m m me interesting it’s time to dump her and move [Laughter] On

I found a Stardew mod that badly translates the ENTIRE GAME. Unsurprisingly, it is pure and utter chaos.

Mod: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/6239

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