I Ranked Every Terraria Boss By How Attractive They Are…

I Ranked Every Terraria Boss By How Attractive They Are…

Hello everybody and welcome back to another Trier list today on this very special day of Valentine’s Day we are doing a very special tier list I’m going to be ranking every single Terraria boss and mini boss by how hot and sexy they are I know hold on this is not the video

That I’ve been working on I promise it isn’t um this was a comment I got as a joke um and then I said I would do it for Valentine’s Day and I’m not a liar I mean I am when it comes to when my videos come out but otherwise no this is

Dead serious we’re going to be taking this 100% serious so let’s get straight into it uh we’re going to be starting off with the very first boss in the game King Slime now King Slime he is um a pretty gelatinous boy maybe he’s a little slimy you know it’s like a kind

Of uh odd thing King Slime gives off a little bit of te- boy swag if you if you feel me um however there’s also that ninja inside of him and ninjas are sexy that’s undoubtedly true so would we put him maybe in a little mid maybe he’s

Beautiful on the inside because of that ninja in there I like that let’s go for that beautiful on the inside cuz of that sexy little ninja he has inside of him the eye of culu now first phase eye of cthulu it’s an eyeball then the second

Phase it’s got some crazy teeth on it though um we’re going to put it I in lamu I think that one’s a little bit uh that’s a little bit of a reach um the Eater of Worlds um the Eater of Worlds is a very long kind of yeah um worm looking

Thing I think we’re also going to have to put the EO world in laau unfortunately um you know maybe the monster never mind we might be too early in the video for all this uh for now we’re going to put you of worlds in laau now the brain of

Cthulu interesting interesting uh brain squiggly probably pretty soft we could like is ugly though but it’s got a great heart on the inside and I think when you get to that big heart on the inside you can really get to know the brain we’re going to put brain at beautiful on the

Inside now Queen B O It’s A B it’s a really big b but Queen you know she’s got the FL she’s kind of thick with it she’s got multiple arms let’s put let’s put queen bee and queen be is attractive all right queen bee she’s a queen slay Queen all right

Skeletron now Skeletron not considering the old man he’s just a skull and I think that alone has to that’s a little bit much you know now deerclops this is where you monster lovers get to come in and yell at me I’m going to put deerclops in a

Little mid cuz I know there’s potential there for all you furries and you guys deserve to have a little bit of something deerclops is going to go in a little bit mid I think that’s a good spot for Mr deerclops now the Wall of

Flesh um the wall of flesh is it is the guide if we think about it um I have to put the Wall of Flesh in low I’m sorry the Wall of Flesh itself you know it’s kind of like funny uh if you just think about it as a big wall of flesh

However um it itself I’m not I’m not I’m not vibing with a whole lot um Queen slime I think I can’t really rate Queen slime any differently than King Slime this is the tea boy swag and this is the tea girl swag I think them together in a

Straight t for tea relationship you know that’s what that’s my that’s my thought process on this and I will not um elaborate and actually doing that um I almost want to raise them but just keep in mind that they are in love and they don’t even need to be on the list the

Twins um much like the eye you add another one and it’s not really adding a whole lot to it we’re going to put the twins in lount other Destroyer same thing and Skeletron Prime extra hands but not enough they go in Little M two cold two metallic a

Planta now this one might be a crazy hot take right planta is at least attractive maybe even sexy we’re going to put planta in sexy I love planta planta is my favorite boss um Gollum Golem lizard man he’s you know he’s got the spirit you know he’s got the spirit

Of somebody that’s like really confident in himself but no one likes him we’re going to put him in a a little bit mid I think that’s I think it’s a good spot for for Golem a Duke fishron now he’s he’s a Duke he’s some he’s a high status he’s a

High status man and um he’s also a a pig he’s a dirty Pig uh but he does have wings and he’s also a shark but he’s a dirty Pig I mean he’s like no reding qualities he’s like he’s like the disgusting man you’ll find

At a bar and he’s going to try and hit on you and you want you don’t want him to and he’s never going to do that he’s never going to stop impessive light we don’t have to talk about it we literally do not have to talk about it have you

Seen the emess of light that’s insane 100% only spot it can be honestly lunatic cultist yeah no for sure lunatic cultist is also sexy that that robe that uh the plague doctor mask you know the cultist mask it goes hard I can’t we can’t lie we literally can’t lie lunatic cult is

Just sexy people are into plague doctors for a reason the moonl Lord um I don’t think the moon Lord’s uh very attractive he’s ripped give I’ll give him that he is ripped but I don’t know you’re tentacles maybe we’re going to put him in a little mid moon Lord’s a little mid there’s

Things that you could like about him but for for the most part he is an all destroying God that’s going to take out the universe uh dark Mage yeah dark Mage attractive I give him that um the book he’s a smart man he’s got a luscious head of hair behind that

Mask yeah the ogre yeah the ogre you know he he’s pretty he’s pretty bulked up he’s got a little bit of a beer gut but some people are into that um um I’m going to put him in a little mid and the ogre He’s got potential if you really

Get there you’ll realize that they’re is a lot about him that you’ll enjoy and you’ll love he is gross actually he is straight up disgusting flinging snot everywhere we’re going to put him on beautiful on the inside I think once you get to know him you get past that disgusting uh snot filled

Exterior you’ll really find something to like a Betsy Betsy is a dragon so for all the scales in chat in chat I mean the comments we’re going to put we’re going to put Betsy in in a little mid if I if I was a scaly myself I’d probably

Put Betsy in one of these honestly but for it’s a little mid Betsy’s a little mid now the Flying Dutchman this is a pirate ship I it’s a pirate ship I don’t know what you want me to do uh morning wood the name you know it’s already kind of there

I think morning would has to go on laau I’m sorry he’s he’s literally a tree he’s just a tree the pumpkin however multiple faces multiple mouths pumpkin is attractive I stand by that um however you know he does have sharp hands and you know if you’re out

On like a nice little date night and you’re going for like a dance or something he might cut your legs off that might that might happen and that’s just something I think that’s a risk you have to be willing to take um when it comes to pumpking and I think

That it’s worth it uh moving on let’s go to the everscream uh equally just a it’s just a tree it’s a tree it’s a Christmas tree it has to be the same and the Sant one Santa in s Santa Nick one Whatever sank um no I was going to maybe SP beautiful

On the inside but he’s actually a disgusting U metallic Terminator robot on the inside so I think that actually he might just be in laau um when thinking about it yeah I’m sorry s tank um get owned uh the ice queen wow yeah that’s that’s another sexy right there uh curvy awesome

Powers you know if you ever get hot in bed you can just cuddle up to the ice queen and boom nice and chilly and you’re Comfort comfortable in the cold let’s move on to the Martian saucer okay so the Martian saucer is you know it is an alien it is just the saucer

Though um I assume there’s aliens inside of it so we’re going to put beautiful on the inside considering that maybe those freaky freaky aliens are on the inside and if I’m wrong then you have to just you can end it there if it’s just a big metal ship call it

Off the solar pillars the solar pillar nebula pillar all the pillars really um I they’re all in L Mount they’re big alien rocks like there’s nothing there’s nothing to do here this is it I think this is perfect honestly yeah I don’t think that there’s anything factually that could be

Different here monster in the chat might beg to differ but um yeah I think um that this is perfect in each of these trari bosses deserve a nice loving relationship even if they are in the laau category much like everybody in real life um so with

That I hope you guys all have a lovely Valentine’s Day if you don’t have a valentine I’m sorry rip Bozo um I love you all I hope you have a wonderful day the new video is coming out soon I recorded this in 12 minutes the night before

Valentine’s Day so love you guys I will talk to you in the next video see you

yep. you read that right.. i’m ranking every single terraria boss by how attractive they are… because a comment told me to… and i said i would.
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