3 years of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm
Hey there friends how’s it going start you valley the game about starting your own little farm interacting with the community but i’ve chosen to never leave my farm for some reason this is year three where i could never leave my farm other than going in once a year
After spending a year trying to make money without leaving i want to make 70 000 gold without leaving the farm i have some items in mind i want but i’m sure i’ll come up with some more along the way
As always it takes its twists and turns but without further ado let’s dive right in okay so this is my haul for my brave excursion into town first thing on the agenda as a true irishman i
Bought hundreds of potatoes that i really need to get to work on i want to make some sprinklers as you can see here i’ve got some iron from the store but i want to make good ones since my resources
Are limited so i need a recycling machine for that i need to use my limited coal i also bought this coop hoping that i could get chickens and then i forgot it takes a while to build it so i couldn’t
Get any chickens and i built it right outside my house so every morning i wake up i’ll see my failure okay recycling machine i need stone and iron bar iron bars in the works let’s get stoned
Ah a present from the sea what’s in this for me wildly retaining so well i don’t really need it but thanks see it’s a lot more than anyone in town has ever given me there we go there’s the iron and
Then i should be able to make my recycling machine put that right next to my mailbox hopefully he’ll accidentally put the bills in there they’ll just get recycled immediately okay and now i can put trash into the recycling machine and i believe it makes me quartz i’ve got some orange saplings
To plant as well so i’ll throw them down ah it gave me iron okay well that’s still good but that’s not quartz ah i see so you need a broken cd or broken glasses to get refined quartz and
What’s the best way to get those can i get them from fishing yes i can okay the fishing begins oh no not there i don’t think i’m gonna get any there but you know what i can still get like bits
Of iron and whatnot from trash so it’s all good it works out so my syrups and stuff from the tree oh wait oh my god past kevin’s a genius he’s been storing them i thought i was an idiot and
I saw them because i’m so used to well being an idiot oh my god i’m rich baby i got 16 broken pairs of glasses oh it’s going to be a long day of standing next to the recycling machine isn’t
It going to move my one and only friend on the farm there we go you get a new view for the entire year oh look at that refined quartz it didn’t even take that long all right let’s get to work
Wait a second oh no i don’t have enough farming to actually make the sprinklers i only need to get it up a level though so i guess how many potatoes am i willing to water by hand in the meantime
Out of the way cat i’m hoeing over here just cause i don’t feed you doesn’t give you an excuse to be lazy and in the way i might have died actually i think he’s passed out at the very least
Where’s that gift that i was complaining about earlier that now i need and i’m not really gonna acknowledge it i’m just going to take this quality retaining soil to make it a little bit easier
I think i can make fertilizers well i’ve got a lot of sap correction i think i sold or ate all of my sap eat purple mushroom yes let’s hope it makes me forget all of this all right now i should have
Enough energy to water all of these and get some potatoes down look at that cat pretending to be crops so he can get water never you’ll get water when you pull your weight on the farm and that
Means harvesting many potatoes all right potato potato here we go okay that is a hard first day on the farm i’m going to bed please be raining please be raining please be raining dammits you’ve got to be kidding me oh my god
The one missing this is cursed i know it’s a minor inconvenience but i just get bad vibes off this whole start even just the fact it’s an irishman growing potatoes like i can feel the plight coming
Oh must have had a good dream because i know that happy noise doesn’t play when i wake oh wait it’s raining okay happy day just gonna stand here miserable in the rain but smiling on
The inside because i don’t have to work today well the coop’s made so now i can go in here and look sad in here for a bit if i want so that’s neat okay i know this is a mistake i know this is
A terrible terrible idea but i’m gonna plant more potatoes the reason being is i think i’ll need to plant a lot more to level up and i may as well just get it all out of the way and a few miserable
Days rather than like moderately miserable days over more time okay i’m committing i’m committing and i already regret kind of starting this this is oh this is going to take me so long eight nine ten eleven oh my god oh my god this is like a hundred potatoes it doesn’t look that bad
Looking at it but they are i’m going inside and going to sleep today is not worth living it’s 10 to 9 a.m and i’m hitting the hay what a beautiful day of sunshine said hermit through gritted teeth
The sad part is by the time i get all of these harvested and even if i do level up is it even going to be worth using all my materials making sprinklers when a good half of the crops i’ve
Bought have already been harvested good thing i have all of these original beetles recordings to the cycle huh that’s so lucky and also 15 pairs of john lennon’s glasses right you know what this is extremely high octane content but i’m going to skip forward until i’m done to save you
The pain of this okay i think all my potatoes are ready it came up a strange sound was heard the hell is that did this grow on the tree i legitimately do not know what this item is how do i even google this alien pods what do i search strange sound
Strange capsule the strange capsule can be picked up and placed around the farm it turns into a broken empty capsule after about three days which enables a further easter egg it can also turn into a broken empty capsule of libra fairy dust once this event happens once in a save file it cannot
Happen again the strange capsule cannot spawn on the ginger yeah why do i get it is that it it’s just just turns into a an empty capsule and that’s it i thought i was getting something really cool
All right well i’ll just allow that alien to fester i’m more concerned with my potato crops i am irish after all you know potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes potatoes i really hope i level up in farming after this this is so many potatoes come on come on come on sorry i’m just
Hating this to be honest i need to get this done okay in you go and i’ll hold on to my golden potatoes for now i also have some sap and i got some bears as well while i was taking care of
The potatoes in the meantime i imagine you saw a farmer come out he briefly inspects an alien pod harvests his potatoes and then goes to bed yes level six farming i can make sprinklers and look at that ten grand from the potatoes as well the game keeps telling me about this exclamation mark
Every morning and points to it because it thinks i don’t understand how to play the game i’m just staying here no matter what okay quality sprinkler how many of these do i want i mean it’s only gold
That’s limiting me pretty much i think i wanted to make crab pots but i have extra iron i don’t think i need the gold for anything else and i have plenty of quartz now that’s what fishing for an
Entire year will get you okay seems good let’s make some quality sprinklers five of them i’m pretty happy with that sprinklers don’t work in this terrain you you gotta be oh my god you gotta
Be kidding me there’s no way there is no way right there’s gotta be a spot i can use this surely oh oh grass i just can’t get to it because there’s a little forest in the way ah why does being a
Loner involve so much work nothing can go right for hermit it’s not fair okay can i place one here i can thank god wait i i can’t hold the ground i think i’m gonna cry what about this ground
Okay i can do this this is so janky and when i say i can do this i can do this tomorrow i’m exhausted from digging out an entire forest foraging level seven excellent i can make wild seeds excellent
Oh i need oh okay that’s that’s a lot that i’d need to make those okay but there’s some for each season so it’s doable i’m happy with that it’s a way of making use of the sprinklers that i’ve put
Way too much effort into making tomorrow we’re holding the egg festival well you could [ __ ] off you literally addressed a dear hermit you know me you know i’m not coming why do you taunt me like
This oh this is reminding me of year one where i just had to keep cutting down trees for money at least i’m not in that situation anymore i guess it could be worse bear one sprinkler down i’m
Exhausted by the way absolutely exhausted this is the most effort that has ever gone into potatoes all right with 10 am a new record better head to bed at least i have a lot of passive products now
That i’m getting rid of like the honey and the syrups and stuff oh you’re moving house come with me i’m gonna abandon you in the woods like i’ve done with my other loved ones before i moved
To this farm poor grandma didn’t stand a chance problem is i use so much energy every morning just knocking trees because i can’t see what i’m doing there are also many logs that i just can’t break because i don’t have a good enough axe i just have to kind of build around them
It’s awful okay another one down the egg festival has begun why are you notifying me they like text me hey hermit we’re all having loads of fun in the town square hope you’re back breaking work to grow potatoes is going well okay got another one down and since i didn’t get
Any the first day that brings the average up to one sprinkler a day this is just the worst thing ever just passively making bears over here and i don’t mean i’m rapping i mean i’m making iron bears and quartz bars it’s great but i’m also rapping yeah it’s little hermit in the mix
It’s time i brutalize this [ __ ] cause this [ __ ] is getting kind of lit it’s a good thing like bees to my honey yeah get stung but get a lot of money i’m sorry i’ll never do that again your orange tree wasn’t able to grow last night that’s probably because the alien right
That’s the sentence i didn’t envision myself saying when i started this game there we go that’s all of my sprinklers down and the potatoes planted i really need to clean up the area though as much as i can this is hard work i think it’s time to reward myself by eating some sap
Ignore the face he really really likes it i i feed it to him all the time look at them go excellent i mean i wouldn’t call it excellent it’s a little bit of a mess but it’s functional which is about
All i can hope for aha yes woodpat will stop grasser trees from growing excellent i was hoping that give me loads of those bad boys we’re gonna place it so that this can’t get overgrown anymore this is just the weirdest method i have strange solutions to things that aren’t really problems
I’m just done cutting down trees okay i did it for a year and a path all the way out hey get out of the way oh god i’m talking to trees this isn’t going well okay sweet now that is just an
Autonomous farm down there that i just need to check on every now and again this is not breaking i’m worried that he’s actually going to grow up and i’m going to have to provide child support for
This thing like i’m going to have to raise it i’m going to kill it you know what if i’m cold they’re cold take it inside it’s gonna watch me as i sleep the spreading weeds have caused damage to your
Farm what okay well this looks fine i don’t really care about the rest of my farm all right you know what i’ve got some uh planting and harvesting to do so i guess i’ll just skip forward of it oh god
The aliens out should i warn the townsfolk you know what no screw them in their egg festivals an explosion was heard in the night oh jesus what has the alien done wait a meteorite i think
My farm is cursed well i guess it’s more blessed than cursed because i get free loot now where is that meteorite i’m surprised it could even land with all this junk all over my farm meteorite meteorites i found bombs who has the upper hand now meteorite i’m trying to fight my way
Through my own farm to find this meteor it’s so overgrown oh no i’m trapped with a stomp i’m gonna have to dig into my potatoes to survive out here giving an irish man a potato is the
Equivalent to giving popeye spinach by the way ah there it is the exact opposite side that i started from the path it’s right there i went all the way around your pickaxe isn’t oh they require a
Gold pickaxe or better to mine well you know what then i guess i’ll just worship the damn thing all right it came from space i don’t have internet out here i don’t know what it is it’s now my
God there we go i made it a shrine it has its own little path and everything hope you like what i’ve done with the place by the way i actually kinda like it i like the winding path that goes down
Into the hidden potato grove but i think i’m gonna continue harvesting my potatoes and i will see you next season well that’s the end of spring but i made some good money on the potatoes i did
Miscalculate a little bit i have 77 potatoes left over for next year and i guess i’ll leave john the scarecrow look over him that’s right i named him john when you were gone because i didn’t
Have anyone else to talk to well since i have no crops for summer i think i’ll do a little bit of fishing i haven’t done any summertime fishing yet and especially with the new rod it should be
Quite good i think this was my spot where i could get it in like the the deepest yeah there we go hooray oh look at that and i got some treasure too a fossil okay should i worry that there might be
Bodies in the lake or is this legitimately a fossil oh my god i’m gonna have so much quartz like it’s a good thing but i want fish ah newspaper all right well i’m catching stuff instantly is this because i have bait because i don’t really want my bait being used to catch
A newspaper oh i need the mystery box give me the mystery box it’s gonna be something worthless but i just can’t resist uh base and then you know what the weirdo at the museum will appreciate that i’ll take it i call him a weirdo yet i’m the one worshiping a meteorite
It’s like oh hey gunther i found this uh cool shell anyway i gotta go back a literal meteor has landed on my farm enjoy the shell oh my god that’s a slippery one ah he got away now i’ll never know
That’s what i hate i wish they would show me what i lost out on so i could just you know appreciate the disappointment instead i get this boring one you know what i think i’ll just keep
Fishing and then i’ll update you when i have a little bit done oh my god john i’m so sorry i just said i’d check in on the farm had a few mixed seeds to plant so yeah what you’ve been up to
Yeah i know the feeling i can’t live with them can’t live without them all right well i’ll talk to you soon john but would you look at that oranges i don’t know how much they’re actually worth but i should be getting a decent enough haul you want to know why
Look inside my fish box they’ve been in there for weeks but they’re like a fine wine they’ll only increase in value by the way the slippery ones were the puffer fish i had a battle with one that lasted about 30 minutes and i lost him got plenty more like glasses and general trash
As well which is good i guess tomorrow we’re all gathering at the beach for the annual movement me recycle my glasses in peace you animal i got some good fish there as well some iridium ones and some new ones that i’m gonna save for the community center okay and i can sell
All of these or at least i’m going to before thinking about it any longer because i never know what to get rid of or not i need to check in on the mushroom kingdom as well i’m just
Placing these stupid floors everywhere so that i have paths there we go mushroom kingdom is doing well okay i dropped a wooden pallet and rather than pick it up i instead dropped more to make
It look normal okay let’s see how much money we get from 10 days of work you know what not bad i i hope for a little bit more from the fish but that’s not too bad i did use all my base though
So i don’t know how slow it’s going gonna be now hmm maybe i could make jam do i have enough rocks for that i mean i could go find rocks i guess oh great meteor please provide me with your rocks
Honestly not sure why i put so much effort into making this like i have a perfectly good trash can here why don’t i just make the jam in that put the orange in okay that looks a little bit
Worrying i want to step back since it is the season of fishing i may as well make a crab pot and i guess i’ll put that behind here where i’ll see it i assume it can just go anywhere
I hope this wasn’t a stupid place to put it like i don’t know if that’s a pond maybe if there’s crabs or lobsters in there i’m the one that has to stock the lake ah jesus christ i hope john’s okay i’m going inside oh my jam is ready i wonder how much that
Sells for whatever it is i should repurpose it as a slime and sell that online it’ll make way more money i could be the world’s first organic local slime farmer oh john’s okay and he has some big
Juicy melons like growing for me all right let’s pick them up i haven’t encountered any crows yet that’s all you say john whoa orange jelly 250 i’m gonna make more of those barrels honestly
I’m feeling like i don’t even have to spam fishing with so much going on here which is just such a nice feeling i love not having to repeat the same task over and over and over and over and over and
Over and over again okay i foraged the farm to try and see if there was anything i could forage so i could make mixed seeds i don’t see anything but i did make a little path a good bit around
So that’s something and i have enough stone to make another preserves jar excellent day halfway through summer and at this point i think i’m ready for some passive income speaking of passive income look at that a cake from mom excellent right in the trash there pick that up sell it hope it
Gets me some money i wish she just sent me money like love has no value here oh and just like that summer is over no more oranges and i don’t know if i have other trees planted or not i can’t remember
I don’t think i do maybe i do who knows but i still have plenty of oranges to turn into jam but before we get autumn underway let’s see how much summer actually benefited me so we got honey
Jelly we got some mushrooms random assortment of goods here and let’s go right to sleep you know what not bad for very passive money i think artisan is the way to go i don’t think i can bulk
Grow crops okay so it’s been two weeks and i’ve just been gathering my jam and whatnot i think i might make another one of these to try and speed it up a little bit more even though i guess i’m
Not really in a rush maybe i should save the stone i’ve also been getting a little bit of iron out of some of my other trash in the recycling machine which is neat i have this box of goodies that
I need to sell so let’s see how much this gets me now this stuff i have been saving for a rainy day i’ve been thinking maybe i could drop them into the community center i could look into it and see
What i need but i have a bit of another plan i have never done this before but since they keep berating me and inviting me to their events they know i’m not going to come to i’m going
To betray the community and invest in the georgia mat which means i don’t need products for bundles i need money specifically the greenhouse is sticking out to me i could really use that greenhouse reason being is i only visit the town once a year and because of that
I can only buy a certain type of seed in this case potato seeds but if i bought blueberries they’d grow all year round and keep producing blueberries it would be an amazing investment ah capitalism huh so i’ve got most of my shopping list ready i just need to try and
Earn more money but luckily that means i can sell pretty much all of this now so all of this is going bye-bye i can’t wait to see how much money i make today it better be a
Lot the statue valley fair has begun the town square you see what i mean they keep texting me and taunting me this is why i’m betraying them i’m putting up this monument just because it’s
In the box but it’ll be a reminder to how hateful the people in town can be every time i see that i will be filled with hate okay let’s see how much money i got from that fabulous day of selling
Over 10k nice one you see those burgers down the bottom by the way found them in the sand on my beach oh wait this isn’t trash i thought this was trash i’m trying to recycle cola do i
Have to drink it first i don’t really want to put this toxic stuff in my body like i’m supporting georgia for the the capitalist side of things i don’t actually like their products no okay well i’m selling all of them then the mushrooms have been a nice little steady
Sort of income that i’ve been getting as well i just need to remember to keep getting them they’re so out of sight and out of mind i do have one thing i need to do bomb the meteor it’s been leading me astray this whole time all right run
That did nothing okay i’m sorry great meteor i’m gonna do it again now that i’ve gotten close no it’s still not doing anything i have one left no all right then i’ll go back to worshipping the
Meteor oh great meteor etc etc yeah i i love you i’m more than love you i’m like in love with you all right goodbye i’m gonna need more sprinklers as well what was my issue with them i needed gold
Right but how the hell am i supposed to get gold without going to the mines the only way i see here is by fishing our geodes i’ve got a few geodes which is good i guess otherwise 750
Per ore which is ridiculous this would help me get more treasure but i need two gold bar to create it in a cruel twist of faith i’ll just put this chest inside i don’t need it anymore and
Here’s fine i can’t read i don’t need the bookcase the fact honey like it sells for a hundred but it’s super passive is really useful as well what does it take to actually make them oh i need iron i mean it’s definitely the most accessible bar given the recycling
Machine well i guess the thing that makes sense is unfortunately fishing i’ve had more than my share of fishing i don’t want to fish anymore but i guess this is the situation i’ve put myself in i guess i’m hitting two birds with one stone because i’m getting money for the fish which
I’m catching pretty good ones with this new rod and i have the chance of getting treasure which is important i might be able to get some gold so i found gold but it turns out if you
Pressy by accident it um it deletes it but aside from that i have been doing a lot of fishing look it’s night time hermit doesn’t even know what’s going on he’s usually asleep about 12 hours
Ago but look at all this stuff i have to sell i’ve been fishing for so many days in real life not in the game in real life look that’s proof i’m level 8 and fishing now what is a worm bin can i
Make my own base that would be awesome if i could because in most of the treasure chests i have been getting a little bit of bait but honestly it it it is not a very good way of getting it throw
Some in there ah it needs a gold bar and hardwood okay well i’m looking forward to never having that notice the chill in the air it could just be the approach of winter no it’s probably the meteor and
The alien activity i’ve been having on the farm and i just haven’t told anyone okay let’s sell everything in my cell chest and see how much money i actually get it should be a lot surely i put a
Lot of work into this and i expect a good reward now this is more like it going to bed at 7 30 a.m okay i i had hoped to break 10k but you know what let’s just edit that yeah whoa look loads of money
No but that’s not bad i’m up to 60 000 already we’re well on our way unfortunately autumn is well kind of over but i’m still getting all these passive things and i think i should be able to
Make it it’s gonna be close like even on that day i got a thousand just from turning in some of the mushrooms and such like they’re good moneymakers wait they’re back already that was like two days
I thought that they took much longer than that should i be checking that like all the time i accidentally gave my cat love and it’s winter the month that i usually kind of hibernate through but i don’t have enough money to do that yet yeah i think i should be collecting these every
Day i’m going goblin mode i’m going to hang out in the cave most of the time can i make bombs i better not say that too loud it’s just this secluded farmer wondering if he could make explosives i’m taking this opportunity during winter to just build a few paths so hopefully
Stuff won’t overgrow on it again and i won’t have to cut my way through this dense forest unfortunately nothing seems to be washing up i don’t know if it just doesn’t wash up on the shores in winter or perhaps i’ve angered to the meteorite and it’s not letting anything show up
So i think i just have to gather mushrooms and my artisan goods such as the jam which is running out and i’m i’m guessing bees don’t make honey in the winter maybe the the taps on my trees will help
Either way i will see you soon good night okay so it’s christmas day i got a letter to say don’t forget to bring a gift from my secret friend and i’m not going i have collected 99 common mushrooms
It turns out you can get mushrooms every single day however i was going to keep all the common mushrooms for energy when i go to the mines on the one day i’m allowed to leave the farm
But i don’t think i can stomach 99 mushrooms so i’m gonna still be an overkill by keeping 20 but i’m gonna sell the rest i’m very curious how much money this is actually going to get me
That’s a lot of mushrooms honestly i’ve been out here collecting like pine tar i should be after mushrooms i don’t suppose have any missions that people want mushrooms no no i don’t think so damn
Oh no what the hell is happening now was that the alien no it’s just an owl i’m going to do a little patrolling oh something did wash up oh there it is the stone dowel they call him look at him he’s so
Spaced out how much would this sell for okay so i googled it and you can’t actually sell this thing which is a bit disappointing why can’t i get random events that i can actually make use of
Okay it’s the last day of winter i think it’s time for bed i’m ready for my trip into town 73 and a half thousand that’s just over our goal look at how lovely the farm looks now it’s
So green i don’t know why i went to check on the mushrooms like time is of the essence and i’m like just stuck in all the habits i guess okay so my shopping list i’m going to betray the town with
A 5k membership to jojo mart buy their greenhouse for 35 000. i need just under ten thousand for a hundred and eight blueberries for the greenhouse i want to shed for fifteen thousand four chickens
A treasure tackle from willy and then as much oars as i can get as well as an earth crystal if i really can get lucky i come into town at 7am and start looking through their trash okay i don’t
Know if this is chancing my arm a little bit but i’m gonna go straight to the mine and try and just get down to like level five before the store is open so at least i’m doing something worthwhile
I just realized i should have checked to make sure it was a lucky day and if not stayed on the farm an extra day that would have been a good idea oh copper lovely i haven’t seen this in a year
Give me your goodies damn it no goodies yes level five awesome i think there was a mission for that do i get money no i just get a further mission it’s just a carrot on a string isn’t it
Okay i’m already up here so i am going to ask her to build me a shed luckily i don’t need anything for the shed so once she builds it i can use it and i can put whatever i want in there yeah
Just throw it there anyway what do you mean can’t build it okay throw it there that little patch of grass was in the way and she was like i don’t know chief there’s nothing we can do about it
Okay the shed has been purchased i don’t actually even know where georgia mart is i think it’s over here somewhere i never go to it normally imagine they see the guy coming in the fella who grows the local honey and sells jam investing in this awful corporation like look at this dude membership
Costs five grand yeah i mean usually they hand these things out for free in supermarkets and i still say no excellent welcome to joji corporation come back tomorrow oh no oh no there you go
Gunther sorry i’m so sad i was trying to ruin the town but they won’t let me all right let’s get these geodes open give me something good come on clint that’s right clint show me that glint
Maybe it does to you but i’m happy with copper all right we got some goodies there that are just going straight to gunter he must be delighted with himself give me rewards a painting another painting and a singing stone fantastic okay i think i gotta go try and buy some chickens next
Hey why hold on when do you work i love animals if you treat yours well i’m sure i don’t have any because you won’t [ __ ] sell them to me come over here come over here come back okay i just
Googled it her shop is closed on mondays i hate this town this is why i’m betraying all of you okay you know what i’m going to bend my own rules a little bit and i’m going to come back tomorrow
Because otherwise i’m going to have to sleep for an entire year so that i can leave the farm again and i draw the line at punishing myself there okay so i’ve been in town for about seven hours
And i would have had about nine left so we’re gonna stick to that i’m also not going to sell any of my stuff so i don’t get any unfair advantage and i won’t buy the animals either just
To despite her local business you know she should be open on mondays okay monday is not the weekend we all hate mondays you’re no exception oh yes look at that lovely beacon to capitalism it looks awful oh my god he is basically never seen in town and the neighbors look out and
He’s just staring at the jojo merit two hours before it opens okay you know what maurice i will take your greenhouse i love jojo mart you know why because you [ __ ] open we’ll get our workers on it tonight this is amazing and it’ll be ready by tomorrow this is efficient business
Thanks i just gave him a mushroom random hermit comes over emerges from his cave and gives you a mushroom what do you do probably just politely say thanks and throw it away right oh look at this i
Don’t want to be shellfish but no one else is here so i guess they’re all mine there we go increase my treasure output goodbye see you next year maybe i don’t know i might never need to talk to
You again how much does this cost oh my god that is an expensive bag all right i’ll just take 108 blueberries from you instead wear the blueberries don’t ruin my plans pierre ah they are a summer
Crop okay all right i guess we’re growing beans boys i’m a bean farmer now i’ve never been happier in fact you kind of look like ron grown up i it all makes sense now i’ve been i bought a few
Backups just in case as well get out of the way my time here is limited all right bro i know you’re about to rip me off but just give me all your gold okay this is oh this feels awful like so bad okay
I can stay here for about four hours and then i’d be headed whole might say so i need to try and get as far down as i can do please get out of the way i honestly have no time for you
Okay good he’s stupid he’s stuck on the rocks ah i’m stuck on the rocks oh a prize shoes that’s kind of neat i don’t really spend much time on my feet though i’m usually just in bed no no get
Out of the way i don’t want to fight oh uh jojo martin said help my one ally oh i best be going i don’t have much time to get home well that was a bit of a bust i got some copper which is good
Because i think i need them to make a mayonnaise machine which now that i think about it doesn’t matter because marnie doesn’t open on mondays that’s what i needed the earth crystal for too so i guess that part doesn’t matter either i hate marnie oh there’s robin look at her it’s hammering
That one post you want to see what efficiency looks like robin yeah overnight and everything look the foreman’s even there the big man keeping an eye on both of them i see with the shifty eyes
I don’t like that miner’s treat is like a lollipop you know it sounds like miners in like you’re baiting miners but you know what okay who are you good morning she’s probably like you ruined the
Town it was a lovely walk out here i haven’t seen this whole farm in a long time it looks even better that i remember stop lying evelyn i brought you a little something it’s a gift from
One gardener to another what the [ __ ] is that garden pot props of any season indoors i don’t need your small town help i have a greenhouse oh my god you make them with refined quartz my shed just got a whole new purpose look at that monstrosity let me over there
The fire is so overgrown already i guess it’s good it looks like i’m just a humble farmer but in reality georgia man hooked me up with this greenhouse out of sight look at this
I can plant beans all year round in here these take a long time to do so if you enjoyed drop a like i’d appreciate it subscribe if you’re new and i hope to see you all next time bye for now
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3 years of Stardew Valley without leaving the farm
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Sorry for the insta delete and re-upload due to audio issues, us farmers struggle with technology. 1 like = 1 good harvest so please support my farm, it's all I have
i lost it when you started sspssp the meteorite like a cat xD
Where are the fruit trees?!?!?
It sucks a bit of life out of my soul every time Kevin misplanned something and me dreading for the moment he would realise it. Like planning for beans in the greenhouse, selling seeds, then only buying bean seeds, chopping down fruit and mushroom trees, planning for blueberries in spring, and the last part when he said Marnie won't sell him chickens on a Monday….but it was already Tuesday….. My poor soul XD
I’m dying here seeing all of the grass and trees. Oh jeeze
yay! so many potatoes
Guys I found where Ron went! He’s Hermit! A few hoeing tiles and he’s like I’m exhausted
So curious what happened to the pomegranate tree between videos…
I also decided to try this challenge and my favorite thing to watch while I'm playing is your game play of this challenge 😀
Hey Kevin…
2:29 Where did your fruit trees go?
Did you accidentally cut them down, Kevin? Is that what you did? Did you murder your expensive fruit trees?
24:24 – I love the fact that Kevin had nearly 10k and then says let’s edit that to make 10,000 but “accidentally” put it as £1000. 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone hates Marnie. She is a bane to any rancher in SV, she closes 2 days a week and is the only person to sell several things. Your animals are starving? Well too bad, they are gonna starve today because Marnie is staring at a microwave for 7 hours or is going to the workout day….
seconds before diaster, just before you planted the beans and realised you cant access all of them lmao
Where are the two fruit trees, the peach and pomegranate?
10:36 please do it again it gives me life
I can't believe nobody's commented on Hermits rap 10:16, that was amazing
grandpa should have lleft u a quarry farm ngl Kappa
wait he chopped down the old fruit trees god damit hermit
Every time he mentions getting sprinklers I just laugh because you can’t facking use sprinklers on the facking beach farm 😂
bait in crab pots :O
Lmfao "I found bombs! Who has the upper-hand now meteorite?!" I fecking love all of Kevin's content.
OP crop is coffee beans – they bear forever, grow super fast, you can walk through them, and you can sell the beans outright or brew coffee. It may not be the flashiest crop but I've ended up a bazillionaire and can barely keep up with a greenhouse full of plants.
Ahhhh, nothing like watching CallMeKevin on V-Day, While I kill monsters in a game
fishes for days to get level 8 fishing you know you can get level 10 fishing in around 2 hours. Or 11 days. At least I get level 10 from the 2nd to the egg festival
23:20 Couldn't live with Hermit just throwing them into the ocean?
That rap was fire 🔥🔥🔥
Does the hermit rap get stuck in anyone else’s head after they’ve binged this series for the 15th time? 😂
McSeeds
I love this series. My heart hurts for nothing, the cat :,(
I sent this to my boyfriend starting at the beginning of your rap with zero context except. "Iconic!"
Evan is complaining about watering 11 extra potatoes well when I was on my farm one time in Stardew valley I planted batches of potatoes at 50 each and had to water them all by hand. I think at one point I had 200 potatoes.
I am confused if kevin knows that you can just lay in bed without sleeping if you click no, and you will gain energy, pretty quickly too
''this is the most effort ever put into potatoes''
have you ever heard of The Great Potato War
Watching the far left sprinkler slowly covered over by pines knowing he'll forget and need it later
I was wondering when you would realize sprinklers didnt work on sand 😅
Ah yes I love (checks captions) Start You Valley.
Seeing Kevin water his 100 potatoes makes me feel better about having to water my 25 crops with an upgraded watering can
33:18 she probably only remembers from 3 years ago.
I like how at 24:24 you edit the money to one-thousand instead of ten-thousand
Every time Kevin mentions sprinklers I cringe just knowing what farm he chose
Watching this and knowing he was going to walk right into being able to buy spring only crops and then watching him buy trellis plants 🥲 and then Marnie…it just kept getting worse 🥲
It has been a year and a bit, but lil hermit is still one of the greatest things I have ever heard
I sing it to myself on a regular basis 😂
0:23 cuphead dlc dogfight