having children in stardew valley be like… #shorts
i would love to just wake up and have the baby right there instead of going into labor 😵💫
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Late but,
I married Seb (as a man) so the adoption agency just dropped the mf off
Like middle of the night climbed thru my window and put the kid in the crib then just left ??????? Someone call the police bc that is not how you handle a new born what if we didn’t know it was there so the baby just starved to death in the crib, or it fell and we weren’t aware or weren’t home so bro just died
Bro I'm a man married to another man and the mfs broke into my house to give us the baby in the middle of the night
sis got * by the flash lol
Me when Elliot was right next to me. Like… sir are you a midwife
Alex 🤷🤷🤷🤷
I wonder if there was a doctor in the middle of the night.
So true 😭
Not me married to abilgal who'll just randomly ask hey want to adopt a kid?
And he somehow got dressed during his night magicly
OH WAIT!!!! WE CAN HAVE BABIES 😮😮😮😮😮
the kid: i popped out of your cooch without you knowing…
Xtradew valley
"greetings, mother. I shall rule the world"
I always assumed that like Harvey came over after a phone call and helped you have the baby (if he wasn’t your husband already)
😀
It’s normal for the animals but like- the math ain’t mathing
Only reason im getting kids is because of that one achievement, then im turning them into doves
Yeah, that's how it works.
Amazing😂
Easy just marry same sex partner to adopt. The agency will drop baby to you over the night.
Another reason not to be female farmer in hetero relashionship. Like childbirth wasn't terryfying enough irl.
I married Sebastian and bro kept asking for one before or in his birthday😭 like bro i said not yet for the second child but bro kept asking every night 💀
Like latterly oh a baby great😂
The adoption agency breaks into your house and drops the kid off like they're a stork
SACRIFICE IT
Do I have to have to get married and have children in the game? I definitely don’t want to. 😂😂😂😂
This is just grade a
❤
Baby just straight up S P A W N S
I'm dying😭
My child in stardew valley is a demon she never sleep and she glitch through the wall and keep walking to the darkness
I laughed so much when I thought about this
The first kid I ever had I named idiot lol because I was pissed I didn’t get a girl cause I had already decorated the room
I haven’t had kids in stardew yet but does this mean that technically I will have to turn into a midwife to help Haley deliver? Cuz I play as the dude.
The baby just got pooped out 💀Wow
Isn't labor considered one of the most painfull experiences?