We Trapped Them (With Marriage)

We Trapped Them (With Marriage)

One year ago parro and ashr made a couple of tweets that would have unforeseen consequences for them and a year later neither of them were verified we as the life Sal andp had to make sure they upheld their promise the thing is they don’t actually know they’re getting

Married today when they arrive at the church it will be a complete surprise to them but I still had a bone to pick with ashwag he scanned me in a recent episode and I’ll have to figure out a way to get my revenge everyone was assigned an important role for the wedding and

Ironically I was assigned to be Ash’s mother this is going to be so not weird right after the 8th of January you’ll never be able to buy my plush ever again so make sure to get one from Block hats. store because once they’re sold out they’re gone forever this is so this is

Going to be so stupid I can’t wait till they show up you might not notice but today is your big day soon your soon to be wife will be here everyone should come out everyone should come out line formation what is Happ oh hell hell no welcome oh hell no welcome to your

Wedding do your job do your job get everyone to their seaty and wogie follow me Bry and wogie unless there’s another Ash br’s your father he’s walking you down the aisle good luck today is such a wonderful day for our I’m so happy for you Ash this is the

Best day ever who are you dude every single person on the server knew this was happening except for you and parot this is beyond embarrassing this the [Applause] music this is the worst day of my life two lights too [Applause] lights why knew about this This mother brzy take it away what is yo what is up my slimes welcome to the first official Liv steel Wedding we are gathered here today to join ashwag and parrot in holy skibbidy matrimony please take your seats everyone take your seats all right this is not not the beginning of a new relationship but an acknowledgement of the next chapter in their lives together ashwag the wealthy and parot

The wise have spent years getting to know each other and we now bear witness to what their relationship has become after a very silly tweet that we took literally from over a year ago what is happening what is going on right now what is this isn’t you man

These are the ner scared honey but pleasee come back this your big day this your big day I know it’s not you ashwag it’s just the nerves it’s just the nerves don’t worry about it calm down guys this is my mom why are you my mom don’t talk back to me get

Married now can the best men step forward and read their speeches for the lovely bride and groom we’ll start with spoke all right listen par my dear friend being here today to share the best day of your life is truly an honor hey he hey honestly I really can’t see what you

See in your wife Ash I I trust your judgment though I trust your judg all suicide will not be tolerated no it’s the day here oh my God oh my God bro pleas please listen parot since the day we first met you’ve always had plans and

Ideas that seem stupid at first I mean take your love for ash for example but hey in the end all of these traps and ideas they still typically failed I won’t lie parot I don’t see this marriage lasting more than a couple days but I mean okay you literally banned

Your your wife for what Auto end crying players and using fly hacks I mean I mean to be fair me and Ash proceed to socially and mentally manipulate you for the following 6 months until we hijack the server but that doesn’t matter the only thing you should listen to is your heart Dunes

You’re up yeah I’m G to be real I don’t know I’m supposed to follow that up especially when I was addressing it to y’all and not to Ash also I kind of wrote this last minute I forgot that you’re the bride and not the groom so today you are a woman uh ladies

Family and friends thank thank you all for being here to celebrate this incredible day with us uh my name is redun and I incred honored to be the best man for our groom ashwag and to celebrate the union of ashwag and the beautiful bride paradex 2 today we’re not just witnessing the joiny

Ofing of two remarkable stories ashw and paradex 2 you bring your both I don’t know unique personalities dreams experiences hopes and dreams I mean Ash you’re probably doing this for American citizenship par I mean you’re right but you don’t need to say it like I’ve known you for a

Long time and I’ve had the pleasure of witnessing and you know basically growing up with you over the past two three years Transformations you’ve undergone I’ve seen you overcome challenges achieve your goals and dreams oh oh shoot parrot you are a lucky woman to have captured the heart of Swag when I

First met parate you are such a goofball bro when I first met Parr it was um it was in this Discord server called the YouTube algorithm group in the first VC we had he looked at my YouTube channel and he said you make shorts and since that

Day I I I knew he was the one this is amazing would you like to exchange vs no I’m good that well very well said parrot thank you so much for that um wow and now for a random dance party as quick here here’s my gift to you what thank

You why did poo give me a glass block called condom what is going on off the door parrot do you take ashwag to be your lawfully wetted wife to to protect and serve in weakness and strength in good times and not so good times for richer or poorer linking

Hearts for as long as you both shall live you agree ashwag do you take parrot to be your lawfully wetted husband to protect and serve in weakness and strength in good times and not so good times for richer or poorer linking hearts for as long as you both shall live uh Yeah who’s doing that who’s doing thatr place the ring on ashwag finger come on Leo come on Leo is that the play that stole Your all right Parr repeat after me Ash I give you this diamond as a symbol of our unbroken Bond Ash I give you this diamond as a symbol of our unbroken forever linked for the rest of Life steel forever linked the rest of Life steal place the ring on parrot’s

Finger and repeat after me parrot I give you this diamond as a symbol of our unbroken Bond all I give you this as a symbol of our unbroken bond by the authority vested in Me by life steal as a whole I Now pronounce you husband and wife you may now kiss the

Pride I’m out here anyone have a k please I really need I’m going to die yo what son oh my God you run you run you run run run run run this isn’t about you guys I would not care but nobody scams the PMC the what does that mean where did that come

From old ass [Laughter] Grudge what is going on trying to kill my daugh so um parro Ash I forgot to tell you um brenzy is legally an ordained minister so you guys are stuck to each other like actually what um so and since br’s is an ordained minister then all of this is

Like considered legal you can’t believe it he’s so happy congratulations Ash I’m so proud the funniest thing is just looking back the amount of tweets regarding this wedding happening today oh my god oh yo oh you’re still getting chased this is the worst day of his

Life you didn’t realize my poor boy he was so happy you know in this life there’s very few things to live for you crying it’s it’s okay I’m sorry Ash I I just I felt like you used us and and you betrayed us by scamming us you know this

Was supposed to be the best day of my life I’m going to jump no no no no no no no no since I was a kid it’s only a few things I want it uh money Hearts power please don’t don’t do that please you

Know I like walking in the rain I like I like long if I’m crying or not oh yeah no that makes sense no actually no you have parents that love you it’s me mother that would kill me okay okay but but you scammed me though you see how this works we’ve

Taken something more valuable than the six netherite you promised us so I’m going to let you up with the hook there your gear back and you even you even get the fart SW dude I wish nothing but the worst for you okay okay okay

Woo oh oh oh who is that is that you did I hit you that’s definitely not you somebody else I am guy they looking around all right all right you know what you have a you have a new family now ashwag I hope you have a good life

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