My Stardew Valley NPC Tier List!

I wish you could marry willy instead. It's sad that I hate going all the way to the beach bc otherwise I'd talk to him more

As an author and reader, I love Elliott. He is a poetic guy and actually when I got back to Stardew Valley, watching this channel and seeing Elliott bias made me decide to court him. He isn't hard to gift either! Get a fruit bat cave, get a pomegranate tree and you are good to go! I courted him with pomegranate and eventually married him. On Mondays, he goes back to his cabin. You can take the man out of the sea but you can't take the sea out of the man! He also visits the resort sometimes! When you reach 14 hearts, he goes on a book tour and writes you letters every day until he is back. He isn't a snob or pretentious, he is a poetic man and loves his words! I enjoy him so much!

In another save, I married with Sebastian, and he is amazing. He works on his motorcycle, we have a frog terrarium, he gives you coffee and monster loot every now and then. He also encourages you to have slimes. I know slime hutch isn't so ideal but I was like "why not" and built one just because Sebastian wanted it as a hobby! He's an interesting character and I don't like that Demetrius treats him unfairly. Like excuse me, Maru may be building robots but Sebastian is doing coding like… How blind are you Demetrius?! And then poor Robin is doing her best to make sure both her children are okay, Robin is a good mom. Only downside I found with Sebastian is his Flower Dance dialogue (we were married when this happened), I asked him to dance and he said something like "do we really have to"… Excuse me Sebastian but you dance with ABIGAIL by default every single Flower Dance and now you tell me this as your wife… broken heart

TLDR: Justice for Eliiott, he is a poetic guy. Sebastian needs to improve himself in terms of Flower Dance.

Im glad i got A tier
All jokes aside i swear its like someone stalked me to make this character theres too many similarities and he has my name its a bit creepy the longer i think about it 😂

Jass doesn’t like literally anything I give her. I gave her a gemstone in the shape of a star and she said it was a shit present

That rock was worth more than you, don’t make me turn you into a dove as well

After you put Clint Alex in C and D-Tier I stopped watching.

How is Clint annoying and D-Tier? Are you interested in their stories?

Now I know This guy is poor at choosing spouse

It's so funny to me that Therm doesn't know of so many characters' growth just bc he doesn't ever romance them 😭😭

Sam is so sweet honestly (also I just like Emos and Man Child's 😭) but Sam I would put at B or A and Sebastian at S (he's just so relatable and actually pretty kind after you get to know him)

HALEY IN THE SAME TIER AS CLINT AND LEWIS?!

THERM ILY

HARD AGREE ON WILLY HES MY FAV TOO! Just such a nice old man who likes to fish and compliments you on your fishing tallents, what more could you ask for? I also love Gus a whole lot, after Linus' heart event where he offers him food after catching him dumpster diving. Gus won HUGE respect from me for that.