Stardew Valley is nice. Too nice. Forget your waifu and husbando rankings, forget your marriage candidates – who the hell around here can give me some molly already?
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17 Comments
Very Very Good!
I really feel Maru with her nurse brain would just give you some actual medicines and only later realize what you meant and politely ask you about it just to be sure. Same for Harvey, except he'd also rush to get you into therapy.
Pierre is Walter White confirmed
Naah man Pierre is definitely selling oregano to these hillbilly teens at premium price and telling them it's weed. Sebastian and Emily are moving the real shit.
Obligatory comment for engagement 👍
Fudj never misses fr😭😭
I've never played Stardew Valley but I watched this whole video anyway, because that's what friends do.
Yeaaaah
Let's get this video to a lot of views in the first hour so that it gets love from youtube
Algorithm bless this video which i liked even before watching it because it's that good
Seriously, sometimes i end up pissed off because i can't like it again after watching it, fix that youtube
Lots of words lots of engagement, yadda yadda
I have no idea who any of these characters are, but it’s a Fudj video so it was bound to be good.
the fact that this channel gets so few views at this level of quality is criminal
This is top tier content right here
Buying from Pierre sounds like a recipe to get ricin dumped in my beer one evening.
Emily is the nice girl offering 'party favours' at the function that will turn your vision black and white
Hilarious vid
“You do not want to get in the red with Mr Qi.”😂
Great stuff.
Farmer Walter White might have drugs. He’s been hanging out with Sebby a lot and I’ve heard rumours about their “blueberries”
Pam all day.