I’m tired of being a goody-two shoes. I just want to go feral. Follow me as I commit as many crimes as I can think of in Stardew Valley! Just a small reminder that all crimes and sentences are from my glancing knowledge of a few days of googling, and I tried to use the most common mild sentence as a reference.

Sections:
0:00 – Intro
0:14 – Crimes
4:20 – Creative Crimes
6:17 – A Quick Summary and Shoutout

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28 Comments

  1. Fishing without an license, tax evasion (you don't pay them once yet Mayor Lewis collects it from other residents), The cut scene where you can chose to say you wont ell anyone or you will tell everyone about Mayor Lewis and Marnie (don't know what crime this can be interpreted to), Threats (Elliot heart cut scene where you can chose to drink to his doom), destroying public property (cutting down trees in cindersnap forest), those are all ones I just thought of on the top of my head

  2. 4:05 based on the pilot episode of Leverage it's totally theft, and obviously that show is the epitome of law

    Also Haley is doing great despite what you done to her, I didn't realize she's so chill afterward

    I still can't believe you can erase memories and transform humans into random animals in this game, it's so messed

  3. owerusing bombs in the mines, chopping a whole forest, making alcohol without any permission, selling artifacts(yes copy of them as well),
    they are all crime.

  4. Wouldn’t some of the slingshot ammunition count as homemade weapons (which is a war crime) but I guess you could argue that the player isn’t at war with the monsters in the mines, skull cavern, volcano, etc.

  5. Technically speaking, would killing ghosts or mummies count as desecration?
    Or would building on the Ginger Island farm without a proper deed be…some kinda law violation? Technically, yeah, you pay the parrots but they didn't sign you a deed.
    And while I'm not certain it's a crime, would repeatedly trying to give Vincent and/or Jas the Bouquet or Mermaid's Pendant violate any specific laws?

  6. I'm pretty sure its illegal to conceal carry a knife over a few inches in a couple of states (sword is legally a very long knife). Also, I'm not sure the exact crime, but constructing homemade explosives is most certainly illegal (not willing to search that one up). Deforestation, fishing/crabbing, and mining without a license are also illegal. Feeding the bear maple syrup is also illegal punishable upto a $2000 fine. Placing the solid gold statue of mayor lewis with intent to get money is extortion and probably also labels you as an accessory to mayor Lewis's crime of tax evasion.

  7. Improper preparation of a pufferfish can kill. Also cooking doesn’t remove the poisonous properties. Chuck one of those in the potluck and you may be able to go for your initial charge.

  8. For the Dark Shrine where you can turn children into doves, even though I am pro-choice, several legislatures around the world still criminalize abortion and/or facilitating an interruption of pregnancy. We still have a long way to go to fight for our rights, so I'm pretty sure we could count getting rid of Stardew children as fitting the definition of that crime.

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