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Committing Yet More Crimes in Stardew Valley



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Alright, I know we all love breaking the law, so I’m once again making it my job to break as many laws in Stardew Valley as I can! This time, partially supplied by suggestions from comments in the last video!

Sections:
0:00 – Intro
0:17 – Trash, Smuggling, and Vandalism
2:19 – Fun with Totems
3:23 – Assault (again)
3:57 – Lack of Licenses
6:01 – Fungatists

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  10. UnrulyCitizens on

    You know, I've been digging and it's the Governor of your unnamed state that you poison at the Luau, and that is a crime in and of itself apparently. Assault or (attempted) murder of a government official is a pretty serious offence and you can be charged with it in addition to the other stuff that you did.

  12. Lexi Olson on

    Another one is it’s illegal to purchase alcohol beverages from a restaurant establishment and leave with said drink. The restaurant also gets a huge fine

  13. ForbiddenWaffles on

    Junimos are effectively unpaid labour which is a serious crime plus it’s a felony to possess or manufacture any munitions that contain or carry an explosive agent

  14. Kidneyjoe on

    At least in US, you can manufacture explosives for personal use. There's rules about quantities and how long you can have them and transporting and selling them are big no nos. But the farmer crafting a small bomb to blow up rocks on their own farm could potentially be just fine, so long as the state or municipality didn't have any additional laws prohibiting it. But then on the other end, you could go way further with all of the "selling X without a license" laws. Many states have "cottage food" exemptions, but once you get in to making enough money for it to be a business you have to have licenses and inspections to sell practically anything that is intended for human consumption. I just assume the Ferngill Republic, or at least Stardew Valley specifically, has extremely lax regulation precisely so that players don't have to deal with that sort of thing.

  17. Qu Jee on

    I appreciate how smuggling in beans from another country is more of a no-go than dumping radioactive waste into a river, completly destroying it in the process.

  18. Pat G on

    Sadly, wearing clothes of the opposite gender and same sex marriage are illegal (or will be soon) in some places in the US now. Another year or two and marrying Maru will get you done for miscegenation.

  20. El on

    Just thought of one: Endangering your livestock by close the barn doors on the last day of Fall while your animals are grazing and leaving them out in the cold all winter long.

  21. Elaine "OJ" Wang on

    I suggest digging up that one patch note that says "fixed violation of the Geneva Convention" (a red cross above the doctor's office; the red cross is solely to be used for humanitarian aid)

  22. Bryan Sampson on

    I just realized that there isn't a single cop in Pelican Town… I blame Lewis, for certain. Which is also why Pierre didn't get charged for assault. I guess there's no bathrooms either but still.

  25. GamingWithDestiny on

    actually, and I don't know if you included this (gotta re-watch the video), buying and selling bombs is actually possession of explosive objects, which could also count as possession of explosive weapons if used improperly.
    and telling George (or Lewis) that they're bald would be harassment in Britain.

  27. Lunar Dahlia on

    Failure to report a crime is a crime itself. We have watched both Leah and Pierre commit assault and battery, yet neglected to report.

  28. Zoey-oey-oey!!! :D on

    Mayor Lewis is the one who collects the items you put in the shipping bin, so given that he's the one who collects everyone's taxes, it's possible he just deducts income tax from what he pays you for the stuff you ship. That said, if you're receiving money from villagers for bringing them items, selling stuff to shop owners, or otherwise making money during the day, that's income that you're failing to declare.

  29. Ipherix on

    In college I worked a job doing public safety and we worked out of the campus PD and they abbreviate malicious mischief as "mal misch" which I think takes it up another level of silly

  31. Guty on

    5:51 I believe One of the NPC in robins house has a dialogue which says something along the lines of "You can cut all the trees around here"

  32. lynn on

    "sounds kinda silly" my brother in christ, why would any rando be allowed to just have or make bombs for funsies?? 😂

  35. gferrol118 on

    Idk how itd work exactly, but I feel like warp totems have to break some kind of law. Especially the one warping to Ginger island, since you're going to another island, without any documentation

  37. Nina Tiels on

    I am sure this has been said a few times already, but between this and the previous video the FBI is having a field day with your internet history.

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