Stardew Valley Spouses: Good to Evil

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Im happy to see penny rated higher. Alot of people bash on her for whatever reason.

Ok I can tell just by your comments ont Leah that your analysis of characters shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Yes it's true that if you punch her ex, Leah says it's violent. Then what does she do? Does she end the picnic? Does she reprimend you on your behavior? No. Instead, Leah invites you to into a secluded part of the woods to continue your little picnic, "in private".
Seeing you punching her ex got her excited and she wanted to jump your bone behind a bush. But I understand how a guy who thinks asking a woman if she owns a bikini is sexist, wouldn't understand basic human courtship.

omg Haley is my baby! She showed the most growth out of all the characters. She started off spoiled and entitled yes, but once your relationship with her grows she starts to show a lot more maturity. She makes a real effort to contemplate how her life will change when living on a farm and I was really touched by that. As a wife, she was considerate, supportive and thoughtful, always thinking of her wife (me) and never about herself. She is such a sweetie in marriage. I married all the characters and she was by far my favourite. I dunno, call me crazy, but I think first impressions are often wrong and people are allowed to change. I loved her character ark. But then again, I tend to like characters that are flawed and work hard to grow and change (some of my heroes are Simba lol, Ash from Evil Dead, No Face from Spirited Away). I'm SO surprised Elliot is in the "good" camp. He was a horrible husband. He was someone who was totally fixated on himself. Haley does more farm work than he does haha. AND she cooks way more than Elliot. The only thing he can make is coffee LOL

hayley my queen, I have 100 sunflowers and I WILL romance you

I'm married to sebastian, hes been nothing but sweet to me. often helps around how he can by fixing fences, feeding animals and filling our cats water bowl, he often tells me how much he loves me and involves himself in adapting to be a new father. he has never made any references to the income I make only that he really appreciates all the work I do.

alternatively I had a previous save file where I married sam. In that save file sam was okayish although usually distant and I'd get a bit irritated with how little he did to help out and everything.
All in all I personally prefer sebastian over sam but not everyone will.
I do wish that the marriage candidates did more and involved themselves more in the life around them like having cut scenes with the children and mini events you could participate with them, I used to get really annoyed with sam because he would never take the children to the annual town events and he'd often leave the house while I had to do stuff around the farm so the children were left in the house alone, during this he'd often be visiting family so he could have taken the kids with him or something, I just find theres not really a relationship between the spouses and children.

I've gone on a bit of a rant there huh, my bad got a little side tracked 😅
I've seen other players say differently about their experiences with them so I think its slightly random and you have a chance of either

During the event where you get to punch kel imagine you where Leah and your lover decides to punch your ex out of nowhere like damn, I am a petite artist and you punch my ex we had some good memories together. But then if your lover tried reasoning and its not going well, your gonna get more angry and she might have a short fuse we dont know. So she punched him because he(kel) wasnt trying to be civil. He wasnt trying to talk it out. Its just reasoning with kel would go nowhere but if you dont try you could look like an asshole. Leah saw you tried talking to him twice even it did nothing first leah then you so she decided to try the second option. Thats why Leah is the best spouse.

sam😇😇

I disagree with the point you made for Leah but okay

Sebby is top tier and no one’s gonna change my mind 😂 emo boy for life

Alex best malewife

leah's reaction is completely reasonable… i dont know wtf you are talking about? are you saying that it is the same thing to you if you get into someones face or if someone is robbing you of that decission to impress you?… you make a video overanalyzing those characters and then decide to be superficial in the judgement of your own analyzed result? thats hillarious dude… and tbh, the rest of the video is pretty much exactly the same route. superficial af… actually it feels like you overjudged the characters intentionally to be able to make this video… or you simply dont understand nuances…

I have to say at first when I was pursuing Alex I was pretty annoyed with his sexist and creepy commentary but I already had so many hearts with him compared to everyone else that I didn’t want to start from scratch and go after somebody else. So therefore I continued to pursue him and he was very quick to romance and very sweet right before and after we got married.

I have yet to have kids with him but as someone else commented he’s good to their kids so at the end of the day that’s all that will matter to me if he’s sweet to me and his future children. His past and his immature personality doesn’t bother me because as I’ve been seeing it he’s learning to grow and mature.

Even if he wasted 5000g just to make a room to watch football in at the saloon, instead of something beneficial to us both, I don’t mind because every guy deserves a place where they can take a breather and have some alone time to themselves to not over stress from things.

So all in all I wouldn’t personally put Alex in the gold section but I definitely wouldn’t put him in the bad either. Everyone deserves a chance to change and become better and he’s definitely proven to my character he can and did want to change. So to me he’d get a silver medal🤗

I love Harvey. I always consider him as a man of integrity, and he's really dedicated once you're in a relationship.

Haley is a great wife, i give her that

I get the feeling that you haven’t actually played this game, or at east paid attention to the character arcs in the game. There are no bad spouses.

there is no way elliot is in good tier after the way he kisses you on his boat, like he just gives me the creeps

Who is the best in bed?

I don't agree with most of this

What's the song that plays at the start of the video?