Not only would he constantly lie about feeding my animals for me, but he would also not stop buying stupid shit and placing them in random spots in my home. Fucking leech.
You do realize that all marriage candidates do the same thing?
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This is why I married Eliot (among other reasons.) He’s a writer, stay at home dad. His job is to take care of the kids, which he mentions often, and read books and write and be loving to me. His room is a mini library. And if he’s standing there doing nothing, he’s probably brainstorming his next book.
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To be honest, I don’t even know why people even consider him a marriage candidate, I disliked him from the start.
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I tried to give him a beer
You do realize that all marriage candidates do the same thing?
This is why I married Eliot (among other reasons.) He’s a writer, stay at home dad. His job is to take care of the kids, which he mentions often, and read books and write and be loving to me. His room is a mini library. And if he’s standing there doing nothing, he’s probably brainstorming his next book.