Can You Beat Terraria ONLY USING THE P!SS BOOK

Can You Beat Terraria ONLY USING THE P!SS BOOK

ever since I was a young boy enjoying my favorite indie game there was one video that I’ve always wanted to make a dream project that I have been thinking of for the best part of a decade you see no matter how much I play this masterpiece of a game be it on my own or a group of friends I was always the Summoner I have a thousand hours logged on this beauty and every second of it was spent playing the Summoner I don’t know why it’s just my favorite class so I dreamed of being the guy who embarked on an epic journey to become terraria’s ultimate Summoner but it appears that I’m several years late to the party so [ __ ] it piss video now first of all I know what you’re thinking what is a piss moner well you know how a cryomancer is a magical Iceman and a pyromancer is a magical fireman well naturally a piss mancer is a magical piss man think of a water bender from Avatar but exclusively with yellow musty water with a slightly bitter taste now in order to become the ultimate piss mancer we need to slay every boss the game has to offer clear every event dress accordingly and build a wicked sick home worthy of the Monica and we’ll be doing it all in master mode also if this video gets demonetized because of all the senseless swearing I’ll be replacing instances of the word piss maner with its btech counterpart the wee wee wizard this video is part two of what I’m calling the penis Trilogy which is my own personal answer to the age-old question what is the absolute least one person can contribute to society so subscribe to catch more of my Tom fery literally the second we start this challenge we’re plunged head first into our our first boss battle we spawn practically on top of Pinky which ordinarily wouldn’t be too noteworthy except I was barely able to survive the little pink prick despite being a strong weapon for the early game our bladder control is Dreadful we can only output a tiny squirt before running dry and it takes far too long to restock it took a full 5 minutes just to kill Pinky and I barely survived this little encounter really set the tone for the whole challenge with our first encounter barely survived let’s lay out our early to-do list we need to get ourselves some jungle armor max out our hearts build ourselves a nice little home and most importantly we need to undergo some serious bladder training after doing to the local tree population what James Cordon did to being British I decided to set up a little temporary Shack just to rough out the coming nights when I said I had a th000 hours clocked in this game absolutely none of that was spent building I’ve never really enjoyed building in this game and as a result our Shack looked a little botched but it’s functional turning our slain pH body into pink candles really gave our room that ego Chic that makes it just feel like home for now the first major hurdle I noticed as a first time Master mode player is that just going outside in night was brutal I just wanted to explore the map a little and see where my dungeon and biomes were but I could barely go 10 ft out of my house without getting my ass proled by five zombies and a pair of eyes I decided the best course of action was to wander around at night the best I could and just collect Stars so I could at least defend myself after dying 40 odd times over two nights I’d collected Enough stars to Triple the size of my bladder this had already made the game significantly easier notably if I was accurate enough I’m now able to kill the floaty corruption [ __ ] the gatekeep early progression that said it still took me like 20 minutes to get through the first corruption but I did eventually come out on top of a burger and a funky chest piece during my perilous Journey to the jungle biome I found a desert temple that didn’t contain anything a value other than this sweet ass Farah costume I dawned with no hesitation after a frankly embarrassing 1 hour and 88 minutes I finally made it to the jungle biome getting some hearts in us and some Swanky jungle armor should stabilize us for the time being the next 3 hours of my life will spent an a nauseating cycle of collecting one or two spores a single heart getting bullied by some stingy Pricks boxing myself in for safety dying in the most avoidable way possible and enduring the Walk of Shame back to the Jungle but in that 3 hours I actually made some pretty impressive progress we got just shy Full Hearts full jungle armor and we grabbed a shitload of stars on the way back from constant death the only thing I forgot to grab was the stupid Mage flower because again I only ever play Summoner speaking of I have never seen a jungle so densely packed with Beehives before it was like the game was mocking me or trying to seduce me back for the promise of B armor which is the uncontested coolest armor in the game but after one more two more trips back to the Jungle to get the most obnoxiously hitting accessory I’ve ever seen we’re done with descent into the jungle for now after a little bit of random cave diving to get the rest of our hearts it’s time to finally take on our first boss truthfully I’m a bit overprepared for the first boss but that did not stop me from almost dying to the aulu even Master mode makes our Visionary friend a lot faster or I’m just much worse at this game than I remember because she was charging down my piss stream head first mouth gaped she was trying to become famous with the ice slain we unlock an extremely powerful item which I will be barely using for the majority of this challenge not creating a further challenge for myself no it’s because I just hate the dash items in this game I feel like for every time I avoid a pip of damage using this item I Propel myself head first into an enemy that I was otherwise not going to hit it’s even worse when I’m trying to build anything I’m just trying to make a tiny step forward so I can build these finicky little platforms until my [ __ ] Shield thrusts me into demise so yeah these items suck anyway carrying on our boss slay momentum we’re off the the Alaskan bull worm this was the most underwhelming fight imaginable I got stuck at one of the bottom of these crevices and eer just caught me in a Python death squeeze but because of the piercing damage of the book we were just able to out damage the eer clearing our second boss upon beating this boss we get the worm scarf an item that gives us a flat damage reduction no need for awful inputs just wrap it around your neck and forget about it now this is a welld designed accessory with these first two bosses being so easy I was starting to worry this challenge was going to be a breeze before before making any more boss progression I think it’s time to move out of our decrepit temporary cabin like I said earlier I’ve never enjoyed the building in this game or any game for that matter but I thought for the purposes of this video I might as well put in the effort and build us a nice home and I won’t lie to you guys I fell in love with my Abode at first I set off to find a nice build location I had the ice biome in mind head because I’m a real sucker for snow but someone quite rightly pointed out in my stream that I’m shag’s cave and a cave would be much more fitting right next to our temp home we have a lovely little Cave opening which I thought would be the perfect location to move into now I literally don’t know the first thing about building a goodlooking home so I just dug in a bit and drop some Dynamite this actually creates nice little pod rooms which I really like the look of first on the side of the cave home needed a storage room so I can stop thinking about the culu mine [ __ ] that is the inventory system and just dump it all in chests the storage room revealed a natural hole in the ground which made for a perfect naturally shaped room I find that with cave homes you want the rooms to feel like they’re naturally forming shapes that have been moved in to so this works perfectly the first NPC to move into our luxury cave homes was Brum from League of Legends I’ve never seen this NPC before and did not interact with him once throughout the entire challenge as I was working on my masterpiece the traveling Merchant showed up and came in clutch selling me some of the best home a COR I could have possibly asked for tell me what could possibly sell the idea of a home with a vaguely piss centered Aura than a My Little Pony poster I lost track of time as I built room after room becoming genuinely elated as more NPCs moved into my home I ended up spending five straight hours working on my domicile that’s a big deal for someone like me I commit at most 5 minutes to a shower and 30 seconds to sex so 5 hours on the piss cave that’s an achievement actually tell a lie I did take a little break to go and slay the queen bee and thank [ __ ] there was a load of beehives in the jungle cuz it took a few attempts but we did get to bring our head back to our brand new Trophy Room the Finishing Touch of to the cave with some nice Amber infused torches to give the place a nice little healthy piss glow there’s a lot of grander houses out there on YouTube but this is mine and it sure beats the hell out of the wooden tower blocks of old adre if you’ve been following my channel for a while you’ll know that being the nut guy does not make you very desirable in the eye of potential sponsorships but the brave old people at gamer Subs have given your boy a chance anyone who’s listened to my incoherent ramblings on Twitch knows that I’m a fiend for energy drinks I’d gol down one of them suckers every day but at £180 at my local corner store that was Ron up to be over £600 a year but if you use code shagra over at gamer Subs you can get a 100 servings for just 31 quid but it’s not just cost effective these [ __ ] are delicious just listen to these flavors we got dragon fruit ly lean anime girl F titty milk but if we’re being honest my favorite flavor is the humble and much 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action-packed boss battling goes down in the background let me address a concern I’m sure a lot of you are thinking about I know the PissBook in the early game is actually a really good weapon and you are right it does a lot of damage and has pretty good knockback but that’s not where the challenge is really coming from here I am remarkably bad at this game in fact I’m B at pretty much every game I play it’s insane how much of this challenge could have been a breeze if I just watched some guys and played the game optimally but I’m just so [ __ ] stubborn and I hate playing optimally a good example of which is this exact fight even with a hard mode weapon it took me two entire days to defeat Skeletron two days that sounds like a gross exaggeration but I streams the entire thing I think the major issue is I severely underestimated Master mode Skeletron was so much faster than I was expecting he’d kill me in just a couple of hits after building the arena bigger and bigger and regly using the eye of Shield I eventually took down this conniving kadava but it had me questioning whether this challenge was even possible if I’m struggling right now with this weapon what will I do when it falls off and the piss book does fall off extremely hard it’s only good late game because of the damage buff but that buff doesn’t even apply to the book itself I powered on for now but I was dreading getting to the real bosses with the worm DED the skull quenched and the eye pinked we’re staring down the shaft of hard mode so I decided to do some last preparations firstly I made a big ass Arena right outside of our house complete with campfires and heart lanterns and I dyed my outfit of musty yellow that concludes my hard mod preparations after tling down straight to hell and beginning construction on icy hell platform inspired by that one episode of smiling friends someone point out that there’s actually an additional prehard mode boss that I’ve missed the deerclops I went back and forth it but I’m not a fan of this thing at all is he from something he doesn’t fit into the feel of this game at all I feel like it’s a crossover character from a game that I’ve never heard of before let me know in the comments what this guy is supposed to be I’m not a fan at all now of all the prehard mode bosses fought I once more dive straight down the elevator to take on the wall of flesh and then it hit me [ __ ] the Slime King I actually love this one I can’t believe I forgot the Slime King this this Gallant gelatin is probably the easiest boss in the game but I don’t care it’s so iconic and as the only Dragon Quest fan either than that I approve of the slim King now actually caught up it’s back to making the hell platform and I cannot stress how much of a [ __ ] it was making this platform I guess it’s just Master mode but the spawn rate of all the mobs was insane I could barely build three blocks before needing to parkour around some devils and angry ass bats upon building a good enough platform it was time to take down the last boss in the game that won’t caused me an aneurysm the Wall of Flesh wasn’t hard the piss book’s piercing was very well suited for the wall but I couldn’t keep up with the mob spawning around me I’d get knocked right into the Wall’s fleshy mouth it only took a couple of tries but it was very annoying I only scraped by on the attempt I beat it slightly frustrating that in my first ever non- sumoner playthrough I get the Summoner emblem and the whip the first action I took in hard mode was to place down my newest trophy in my trophy room and H why does it look like that is the Wall of Flesh supposed to be kulu’s [ __ ] is that the bit did that go over my head gross we have a major upgrade to our character already we got the piss stallion from the wall of flesh I don’t know if this is just a really rare drop or new to the game since I last played but it’s a really big Improvement to our Mobility which is huge cuz we’re about to be walking to the Jungle a lot here’s a rough outline of our current game plan we’re going to make some quick hard mode upgrades then we’re going to take on the easiest of the mechanical bosses first the Destroyer we’ll do them a couple times time to make hallowed armor and then we’ll slug through the rest of the mechanical bosses sweep planta make some Spectral armor and jobs a good in I’m sure it’ll be that easy first things first I want the sorcerer emblem instead of slaying the Wall of Flesh again I was told that there’s a brand new mechanic add to the game called the Shimmer which not only lets you exchange drops but can also give you permanent Buffs I was genuinely skeptical of this new edition because it sounds a mix of too good to be true but also just kind of a bit too weird but I trust my twitch chat with my life so I headed to the Jungle anyway I forgot that the hard mode jungle’s more hostile than League of Legends all chat I’d last a total of 50 seconds before a some assaulting toris would rupture my chest open and while I think 50 seconds is an impressive amount of time my girlfriend will probably disagree after an actual [ __ ] hour of making it 30 ft down the underground jungle before re-zeroing myself back to the spawn point I finally made it to the Shimmer and man this place is actually beautiful it’s such a creative and visually striking addition to the game with a genuinely great use case I chucked some fruit and some crystals into the lake as well as my Summoner emblem before learning the hard way not to go for a dip in the Shimmer with the permanent Buffs acquired it’s time to unlock the hard mode ores but before that something I really should have done in the pre- hard mode preparations was to make the hellstone pickaxe something I literally always forget to do after a quick Purgatory in hard mode Hell making a pickaxe that I’ll be using for a hole of 5 minutes before upgrading it’s time to pop the Alters I’m not sure if this is just a Terraria Boomer take but you can keep your alternative or [ __ ] out of my world back in my day we had red blue and green rocks and nothing else you can keep your woke titanium to yourself dropping down into the corrupted orifices and popping the altars I was beyond delighted to go free for free on Adamantite miil and Cobalt stop Cobalt factorer Cobalt fact alert stop what you’re doing it’s time for a Cobalt fact did you know that Cobalt’s name is rooted in European mythology miners of old were supposedly bump into Cobalts while digging for ORS Cobalt is literally the German word for Goblin these Cobalts would occasionally help out miners by Leading them to valuable ores but more often than not play devastating pranks on the miners such as causing fatal cave-ins or by Leading the miners to poisonous ores Cobalt is a naturally poisonous element and was named after this myth don’t tell me you never learn anything from your old friend shagra normally I hate mining for AA in this game once again Summoners stay winning but the increased drop rate in master modes made it so much more bearable because at this point I already had like eight splunker potions to my name and I already had a couple of Boss summoning items after collecting some Cobalt that spawned around my house I made my first drill and as I used said drill to start mining for armor the revving sound of the drill completely enveloped me in a wave of nostalgia I loved the drill when I was a Youngster for me back then the drill was what set this game apart from Minecraft I’m sorry but if you choose the pickaxe over the drill you’re a [ __ ] chump the drill is so meaty and so cool looking as soon as I started using it I actually reconsidered the entire video I really really wanted to redo the challenge as of drills only only challenge I think it would have made for such a fun challenge but after a quick bit of digging someone already did a fantastic video on tools only and not too long before this video released someone did pickax only which would have been too much crossover I think after I finish this challenge I’m going to do a casual run of the game using drills as a main weapon with my girlfriend that I won’t make into a video there’s no point to this ramble I just want you guys to know that I think drills are really cool guran lean’s my favorite anime Excadrill is my second favorite Pokémon and the Cobalt drill is probably my favorite item in this game halfway through the or mining grind I took a break to find my first Blood Moon of the game I eagerly fought my way through hordes of enemies with one goal in mind get the rare item drop of my dreams the mothron wings I’m a bit of a Godzilla head and my favorite Kaiju by far is mofra but I’ve just never been able to get the mothron wings to drop thankfully my chat ever helpful as they are reminded me at the very end of the night that it’s the solar eclipse that spawns the mothron and not the blood moon so bloody waste of time that was it was around this point I realized largely due to the increased drop rate of Master mode that I actually almost had all the materials for the ank Shield an item that I’ve never actually made before due to my extreme laziness I only needed a few parts so I took a quick trip to the dungeon to grab some water candles and put them in my desert biome so I could Farm some mummies my desert biome is being taken over by the corruption at a very alarming rate but that’s a problem for future Shakra right to bring you all up to speed because I lost a whole lot of footage for the next part silly me we have a full set of cobal armor I can’t be bothered upgrade to Adamantite cuz we’ll be getting hollowed armor very soon we have the completed ank Shield we have fairy wings which took forever to farm because you can measure my hollowed byome in [ __ ] inches and we got swashbuckled by some Pirates the pirate raid was rough theoretically the book is a fantastic options for the mob events due to the piercing damage but in practice we don’t have remotely enough damage to kill the captains before they fill us with more lead than your granddad’s tap water the next objective on our Quest is to take on the mechanical bosses traditionally you start off the Destroyer as it’s the easiest one by far and that’s exactly what we’re going to be doing its segmented body means we can do some real damage to it with the PissBook I was warned that the mechanical bosses are immune to the piss books debuff but again the book itself doesn’t really benefit from its own buff so it’s pretty irrelevant with all the preparations finished I grabbed the numerous spawning items I’d collected in my hard mode Journey thus far and we began the Destroyer grind I’m no stranger to difficult gaming challenges do those of you that have joined me in my nut live streams know that I’m willing to sit down with a difficult level for an entire day at a time without faltering my secondary school Chancellor said that I was mentally challenged which means I was literally born for these tasks I think but this is the boss battle that broke me the torrent of Hellfire would overwhelm me killing me in literally seconds the pitiful damage of my weapon just splashing off the destroyer’s hulking physique left me feeling like there was no chance to win this fight the piercing damage of the PissBook was barely an upside when it forced the drones to spawn in droves I decided that the best approach was to purposefully do less damage so I can deal with the probes a couple at the time so it was more manageable but this way I couldn’t even finish the boss before the day started in fact I couldn’t even get a third of the way through his health bar after streaming this boss fight for days without a single attempt even approaching close I gave up I quit the challenge I felt awful about it and I also wasted a lot of time so I CM the project and I made a video about a Plants versus Zombies spin-off instead I was really unsatisfied with the outcome though I was excited to Branch off from plant versus zombies and with Terraria being one of my favorite games of all time it was something I was so passionate about now obviously I picked the project back up and I would love to tell you that my girlfriend gave me a wonderful pep talk Al that it was who’s dying wish to see this video come out but the boring lame but unequivocally true reason I got back into this challenge it was an ego thing coincidentally around the same time I hit some pretty major life Milestones I got my final University grades back and I was very happy with the results I also hit the subscriber goal of my Wildest Dream overtaking Ben shapir sister making me YouTube’s largest housewife influencer I also received my offer for my first ever sponsorship opportunity this Triad of accomplishment gave me the much needed confidence boost I needed to fug out this herculan task so I picked the piss back up but this time we have some different rules firstly I was no longer streaming the challenge if I was going to spend this much time on a boss I could not do it entertaining A Crowd I needed to have some YouTube videos on my second monitor secondly to cut down time on the challenge I cheated in the items to spawn the Destroyer it was taken about 30 minutes just to make the [ __ ] just to die in one for the same reason I also skipped the potion crafting step to save time this one felt the most like cheating to me so I still Barely Used potions but a friend of mine who’s deep in the Terraria Community said that a lot of people play with Quality of Life mods that deal with the tedious potions anyway so that made me feel a lot better with a new passion to take on this boss with fire in my heart pissing my blood gamer Subs in my cup Family Guy in my ears and a speos in my lungs I fought the Destroyer again and again and again gaining little if any ground on each attempt I attempted the Destroyer every single day for 31 days for the entirety of June I struggled against the mechanical bull worm now let’s be clear I didn’t spend all day playing the game I only have so much mental fortitude I spend a couple of hours each day fighting the boss sometimes more times very little and in this time I binge watched an ungodly amount of YouTube for reference as to how much time I sank into this [ __ ] fight I watched every single video from the YouTuber spice eight rack that’s 53 [ __ ] videos most of which are an hour long great content but nonetheless mind melding and after all that time all that struggle I still hadn’t even come close to beating the Destroyers his lasers too numerous and his body too girthy that was my absolute limit on brushing my brains against a brick wall the only sensible thing to do is to cheese my channel artist caramel recommended I build a platform in the sky to block the lasers but that seemed like too much work I followed the guide from YouTuber kamakazi on a method that stopped the pros from shooting lasers at you and stop the destroyer from charging at me most of the time I would personally say that this is less cheese and more just cheating but it got the job done eventually I still managed to eat [ __ ] a couple of times doing this technique but eventually we took down the Beast I feel like I absolutely must remind you guys that defeating the destroyer of this weapon is probably super doable if you’re good enough at the game I have super bad disaia which means I have very poor hand ey coordination it’s not so much that the wall of lasers is an insurmountable task my hands would just come off the keyboard as I tried to frantically Dodge and I would die looking at my keyboard try to find the right keys anyway one of the biggest mental hurdles in my entire life dealt with and then dealt with a couple more times so I could get the hollowed armor it was time to take on the next bosses next was the twins as you can imagine I was not feeling hopeful about the twins in the slightest since the easiest of the mechanical bosses the Destroyer took an entire month to beat but to my surprise the twins weren’t nearly as hard as the Destroyer I think a large part of this was the hollowed armor being way more broken than I remember when the a kulu’s older [ __ ] twin sisters do most of your health in a single hit blanking one of those hits is actually gamechanging but the biggest help in this boss fight actually comes from some advice I received from a friend they told me to ignore my Arena setup and actually build a very long horizontal platform and just sort of run away this in my mind is the definitive way to fight bosses in this game the issue I have with the traditional Arena setup is changing directions is such a loss of momentum you slowed down to a crawl and need to pick up the speed Again by the time you’ve done that you’re long dead actually in retrospect the Destroyer was probably much easier had I just experimented with the arena setup the twin fight was far from Easy it took the best part of an entire day for me to beat the testicular Duo I was told to aim for the laser one first because once he’s down the other one’s pretty easy but after hours of admittedly fairly close runs I switched up to attacking the closer range one first and beat it first try beating this boss felt so [ __ ] good the challenge felt real again the confidence boost from this victory was absolutely unmatched reator and lism had been slain and only one more mechanical boss left standing the hardest mechanical Boss by far Skeletron Prime when I victoriously returned home from slaying the misanthropic mechanical morons I was all alone I got so lost in the Boss Rush that I became blind to my surroundings my home had become completely taken over by the corruption the NPCs have all been butchered by the mechanical bosses and they were unable to respawn I love my piss cave to bits and I’m not prepared to pack up and leave I refused to look up the best way to deal with it so instead I dug into the recesses of my brain flaps and remembered that the dry had sold something to deal with it so I dug deeper into the cave building as many houses as I could most of them were also corrupted but I was able to get a few clean houses in and with some killer luck the dryad was one of the first MPCs to respawn I spent far too much gold on purification powder especially considering I haven’t reforged my accessories yet I spread that [ __ ] all over my house like dandruff on an unwashed E’s postcoital bed sheets it visibly removed all the corruption but all of the houses were still corrupted this will have to be resolved later because I have much bigger morsels to mash the the final and toughest of the mechanical bosses Skeletron Prime I grabbed a single suspicious skull and rode my stallion towards the starting point and in an act I can only described as poignant intimidation Skeletron Prime decided to spawn himself naturally without using an item and as if this legendary battle was fated by the game itself I beat him first [ __ ] try and it wasn’t actually difficult at all my little piss Pony was just kind of faster than Skeletron and you don’t even need to try and Dodge his lasers because shoots like a stormtrooper of leprosy I need you guys to tell me in the comments does Master mode rebalance the mechanical bosses or am I just remembering the difficulties wrong because the Destroyer was always the one you went for first because he was the easiest and we always saved Skelly to the very end but this just seems backwards with the mechanical bosses defeated and five weeks of my life lost to this sickening dementia That was supposed to be a silly little video where I say piss a lot it’s time for plant Terror but in preparations for my raid on the jungle biome I hit things off with the steampunker to see if I could get a jet pack on off with her when I saw this beauty which claims to destroy biomes this could be the answer to my rapidly spreading STD which is the corruption this comes at the cost however of my only Platinum meaning we have to leave the jetpack behind the claminator worked an absolute charm and it was a blast to use I’ve never used this item before but this is rocketer to a top five item in this game for me I love it it just feels great anyway enough dly deling we have boss progression too the progress I still had a shitload of splunker potions that have been dropped by Mo which is the best part of Master mode it took maybe a single splunker potion to get all the chlorophyll I ever need I’m not going to make chlorophyll armor though mostly cuz we’re so close to the vastly superior Spectre Armor and I value the damage blanking more than anything the chlorophyll armor could ever provide us with I’m not sure if the increased drop rate also applies to ores and spawning items like life fruit or if there even is an increased drop rate to begin with maybe I’m just misremembering how easy it was to farm for things in this game but I managed to get full life fruits in like two or three spunker potions interestingly though despite finding enough chloroform to take down every Hefty adult at Disneyland and enough Hearts to crash the organ Market I didn’t find a single plant Tera bulb I spent the next three Real World hours tearing apart the jungle to find a single bulb and still nothing not wanting to waste any more time flower spotting I decided to check out if the temple glitch still worked out using platforms and a hammer you can easily slip through the locked Temple door I accidentally sold my porn Hammer when I was Mass selling [ __ ] to get the claminator and for whatever reason you can’t make a hammer out of Adamantite or chlorophyll which was the only ORS I had laying around so I went to hell and slay the Wall of Flesh again I feel like there must have been a much easier way to obtain a hammer in retrospect back to the temple it’s time to find the entrance I dig down and drill around the entire temple in an attempt to locate the entrance but in the most saddening Twist of events the door was about two steps away from where I started meaning I had wasted a good 15 minutes for nothing the platform trick still works a charm and I battled my way through hordes of lizards totally unscathed and booby traps designed to trick this game’s target audience of 12-year-olds which left me very very scathed after finally getting to the center of the temple we set up an arena pop all of my potions and realize you can’t spawn the Golem until you slay planta extremely annoyed by this I scour the map straining my eyes into Oblivion but still no ball it’s been hours at this point and more than enough in-game days to have several planta bulbs spawn by now but not single one has appeared I laid in my bed for an hour while I had my dinner letting the days well passed I’ve always been of the opinion that Terraria trumps Minecraft any day of the week but Minecraft had the bed situation down decades ago and Terraria felt the need to innovate on it by making it [ __ ] awful instead of skipping the night it just speeds up a bit but not by a whole lot it’s fine for a normal playthrough but when you’re fighting bosses that despawn when it turns to daytime with a weapon that takes decades to kill anything then you’re left spending a lot of time staring at exactly this but as as I was staring at exactly this I took a loving gaze over at the claminator and had a Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast here’s the plan we’re going to head down to the jungle and collect as many jungle seeds as possible I don’t know if I was doing something wrong but I got like seven seeds within an hour of doing this next we return back to our home and we make our own miniature jungle biome so we can easily spot when the bulb spawns I know a lot of people do this but it gets better once that’s constructed as well as a backup Farm in case this one’s not underground enough we head to our mushroom biome to pick as many mushroom seeds as possible in order to make a mushroom biome above our house this is because we’re after the Truffle bloke who annoyingly only moves in above ground once truffles is acquired he’ll sell us a blue solution this bad boy will turn any jungle blocks hit into mushroom blocks naturally if we’re struggling to find pla’s bulb the most logical thing to do would be to destroy the entire jungle forcing the bulb to spawn right at our doorstep now I haven’t done any research to see if this would even work but I just have a good feeling about it I call this plan operation shrooms day now of the Jungle genocide complete I returned to Slumber waiting for the plant to show up as planned when something really weird happened this is going to be a terrible night the twins spawned naturally this made me think that perhaps my game was bugged and hadn’t counted the mechanical bosses being slain but I’d also thought that maybe in master mode they keep spawning after being defeated as out of difficulty with 100 something was wrong I con through hours upon hours of unnamed gameplay that I’ve been amassing and sure enough when I defeated Skeletron Prime I didn’t get the jungle as growing Restless message case solv the game just didn’t register it except the world was spawning chlorophyll and life Fruit which only happens when You’ beat the mechanical bosses this is just so [ __ ] anyway in a desperate attempt to fix the world I slayed all of the mechanical bosses again I started with the twins who as I said spot naturally and weren’t a problem to deal with at this point but still the jungle does not grow Restless then I took on my rival the Destroyer I thought the issue could have been because I abused a glitch to defeat him so I beat him after just a few attempts this wasn’t because I got good it’s because I have much better gear now and finally I defeated Skeletron Prime who after another really easy battle nothing the jungle Still Remains well rested out of ideas and dreading the thought of restarting this Challenge on a new world I switched to a different character and did a Mad Boss Rush killing each of the bosses numerous times and for some godforsaken reason beyond my mortal comprehension it worked the jungle grew Restless unfortunately I wasn’t recording this part cuz I just didn’t think it would work now that balance has been restored to the world a bulb spawn in our makeshift biome almost instantly which may I add the mini biome adds a wonderful hostile architecture filter that the homeless seem to love so much the game plan is to pop the bulb and run as fast as I can after smashing the Bob to my big horizontal platform and fight the enraged planta on Horseback but I barely made it out of the the biome before getting flattened attempts two I do the exact same thing and die never learning anything reluctantly I decided [ __ ] it we’ll build an arena again I really don’t like building that much but I do like drilling after constructing an arena the definition of good enough it was time to actually fight planta I had to do very little waiting in between attempts because of the whole desecrated jungle thing a bul would spawn in the farm within minutes of sleeping I don’t want to sound too boastful operation shrooms day was probably the smartest idea anyone’s ever had in this game speaking of my colossal brain I actually found planta to be disappointingly easy only taking about an hour of attempts I remember this being such a difficult fight that would halt my progression in the game but like you just kind of go in circles and win again a massive shout out to the hollowed armor blanking damage for my sloppy movements after drowning the plant in urine that’s real guys don’t overwater your plants we bolted immediately for the dungeon to farm the single biggest upgrade we will ever Mak in this entire video the Spectre Armor this armor set is busted beyond belief but it is a [ __ ] to F we need to find mobs in the dungeon post planta and the dungeon gets powered up with some of the worst designed enemies in this game the pyromancer has to be a new addition to the game I don’t remember this hit and run [ __ ] at all but if he was in the game as a child His Image would have been burnt into my deepest trauma after hours of collecting two ectoplasm dying to some [ __ ] sniper I can’t see running back to the dungeon rinse repeat we unlocked the Spectre Armor I’ll be keeping the HED armor around though cuz I suspect it will have some uses later on even as someone who plays exclusive ly Summoner I think the Spectre Armor is some of the most iconic armor in the game it enhances your magic weapons to spawn Little Ghost TRS that can either deal damage to enemies or heal you depending on what helmet you wear back in my day you just wear the healing one though as it basically made you immortal if I remember correctly they hit this helmet with the Nerf Hammer extremely hard making you deal 40% less damage as a passive I forgot about that when I made the armor and upon testing it I was flabbergasted when I saw that I was doing half the damage of the hollowed armor and I’m already doing [ __ ] all damage because of this we’ll be using the DPS helmet 90% of the time and switching to the healing one as and when we need it damn it looks like I’m peeing and coming at the same time what am I diabetic okay stop let me explain this joke to you Peter Griffin style in my titula plants versus zombies nut challenge I make this joke super early on now you see the peanut is diabetic because he pee and nut at the same time I got a shitload of comments pointing out how funny this joke was like a lot of comments but I’m convinced no one actually got it this video already isn’t made for children but this next bit is really gross so feel free to Jump Ahead 20 seconds there is a rare symptom of diabetes called retrograde ejaculation which upon uh finishing the seen doesn’t come out of the penis but instead falls into the bladder mixing with the urine and leaving the body the next time they urinate hence PE and nut at the same time I’m not sure how I even know this fact I’m not diabetic I just like know it my videos are crude and gross but at least they’re like creatively gross right that’s got to be worth something with our new power it’s off to beat one of the easiest bosses in the game the Golem I didn’t go into this fight too confident cuz I didn’t know what Master mode tricks he was going to pull out of his ass but after Moon walking through the door a second time and making my way to the arena I set up earlier we sweeped the Golem on our first try with very little difficulty it was always weird to me that the final boss before the Luna stuff was like so damn easy we’re now approaching the very end of this challenge all that’s left is Duke fishron the empress and the moon Lord I’d already defeated the queen sine but I lost the footage for that so uh here’s here’s a fight before moving into the last boss Rush there was something more optional I wanted to do now that we’ve defeated the Golem we’re able to create solar tablets to bring on a solar eclipse allowing us to farm from my long sought after Moon Wings luckily the solar event is pretty easy overall other than morron the pin head’s the only Annoying mob who we can just kill from a screen away and take no damage morron also isn’t much of a challenge I don’t know the exact spawn rate of the Wings but I know it’s very low I would guess about 1 to 3% and it took a l lot of farming to get but after five or six full solar eclipse I had finally got the coolest Wings in the game now it’s time to take on Duke fishron in preparation for the battle I extended the horizontal platform to reach across the entirety of my world so I can Sprint away from the Duke I know that he gets enraged when he leaves the ocean biome but I assumed it would be well worth it so I could abused the piss stallion I assumed very wrong it was diabolically easy to get the fishron worms as once again operation shrooms day was the greatest plan ever conceived on our first first attempt I sprinted straight towards the platform and had a very rude awakening when I realized the Duke fishron was magnitudes faster than my horsey attempts two and what a surprise I do the exact same thing and die horribly I did a couple of extremely weak attempts after this but it was abundantly clear that I needed to do some upgrading I knew exactly what item I needed to build I just didn’t want to do it I really hate the shield of culu but I was told very early on that the upgraded version feels much better to use it was time to build the master ninja gear luckily I had almost everything I need for it stuffed away in my chest but the only part I was missing was going to need to be farmed in the dungeon from Bon Lee after running over to the dungeon a couple of times and getting sent right back home after a few minutes each time I decided to build a railway straight over to the dungeon in retrospect this was a baffling decision as this was the last time I was even going to need to farm anything from the dungeon and if I wanted to build the railway I should have done it ages ago the real reason I bought the rail is cuz shortly before I had this idea I struck up a conversation with the fairy and saw the adorable mul cart which I just had to get after using the mine cart track that took half an hour to build a total of three times we got the drop that we was looking for and made the master ninja gear now I have made it very clear how I feel about the dodging items I just don’t like them but I can’t deny this is the most broken item in the entire game the dash sends you [ __ ] flying it has a tiny cool down letting you spam the dash constantly on top of this it has a small chance to blank damage just like the hollow armor did this item fundamentally changes the way you play this game and from our very first fight against fishron the difference was immeasurable with this upgrade the Duke was much easier but still not easy in all of my time playing Terraria I have never actually defeated Duke fishron I spent 90% of my time in this game before the moon Lord was even a thing so Duke fishon was the real final boss of the game and I wanted to defeat him so badly cuz there was no weapon more coveted to 12-year-old shagr than the shark NATO staff to me defeating this boss is Vindication at first I was still getting decim ated in seconds but just after an hour I got the first phase down tight in fact with the ninja gear it was downright easy but the second phase was a much tougher challenge dodging the Duke was still the same pattern just a bit tighter but I found it was the tornadoes that were giving me the most grief they often leave me with a little room to dodge ending in my demise but again just after a few hours I had this down pretty easy too too easy actually and while I still hadn’t beat him I felt like victory was a single digit number of attempts away that was until however I got to his third phase my heart sank the first time my screen went dark as I was so close to defeating him when fishron sltp behind me I lost all confidence in my ability the only real challenge in this game and all games like this Dark Souls included is learning the patterns of the bosses I’m sure there’s a pattern to Duke Ron’s third stage but how the [ __ ] am I supposed to learn it when every time I get there I was killed within seconds well the answer is to Google how to beat him and learn the pattern that way but I’m way too stubborn to do that instead I I had an incredible idea I decided to switch back to the hollowed armor the idea was that by combining the hollowed armor set bonus with the Ninja Master gear and with enough time I could blank enough hits to learn the attack patterns of Duke fish run and it worked a chance it took an entire day to cheve and I never got close to defeating him but after hours and hours I’d learned that Duke Cameron can only count to three he always TPS behind the player then attack once then attacks twice then attacks thce the real difficulty of this fight wasn’t the dodging or the aiming of our piss stream or even the stupid tornadoes it was the spending 15 minutes chipping away at the prick with a weapon that I arbitrarily told myself I had to use it was the 5 minutes walk back to the ocean biome it was the 20-minute restock of the fishron bait it all just costed so much time I only had the idea to make a little house near the ocean three days into fighting Duke fishron and I didn’t even really have the idea myself my girlfriend asked me what the bed is when she was watching me and I instantly felt like a [ __ ] and not setting it up earlier after hours and hours and hours of battling the Duke I had the god run some of the most extraordinary luck that I have ever experienced in my gaming career during the last stage of the battle my ninja gear took mats into his own hands and blanked 16 times 16 I barely took damage for several minutes straight with the most Godlike luck I have ever experienced my hands began to shake and I started to choke up I got closer and closer to Victory as my ninja gear blocked more and more damage until Calamity I had lost the battle with 300 health remaining with the Spectre Armor and all the Buffs in the world the book does 600 damage per second I needed to hit Duke fish run for half a second more after this defeat I needed to take a break from the game I’ve been pushing myself so hard to finish this challenge that it started to affect me emotionally I’m not ashamed to admit that this lost very almost brought me to tear is other than this attempt I hadn’t even broke the 10K Health Mark so 300 was Soul crushing and that was with the most insane luck I’ve ever experienced I was never going to be able to recreate that except I did recreate it in one of the stupidest ways possible the next day I was planning to take the day off the game to mentally recover I was just chilling reading some spoilers for an upcoming Magic the Gathering set when I read a card called salvation swamp this card’s got a pretty met effect that lets you take another card out of the game and immediately bring it back into the game in order to dodge removal effects for some reason far beyond my comprehension reading this card unlocked a memory of an item in Terraria that had a somewhat similar effect the star Veil an item that increased the amount of time you was invulnerable after taking damage effectively taking you out the game I didn’t know if it would do that much to help but I decided to give it a try I already had all the components for it so I was up and battling extremely quickly the combination of the ninja gear and the starv Val completely trivialized Duke fishron I beat him on my second attempt with this setup I know it must seem incredibly frustrating that I miss extremely simple tricks to beat bosses by not looking anything up online but moments like this finding Solutions in the most bizarre places possible it’s one of the best feelings in gaming with the pig porked only two bosses remain I wasted no time getting to the Empress of late I’ve never defeated Duke fishron because he was too insurmountable of a boss when I was playing this game the Empress of late however was undefeated simply because she wasn’t in the game when I used to play it so I’ve had zero experience with this boss following some more advice from aend I built an asphalt platform to fight the boss on I even installed some potholes for a bit of British Pride next was the issue of summoning the empress I won’t humor you guys I cheated with this one my hallowed biome was sandwiched between the jungle and Corruption and as a result it was unable to spread I could have spent a day or so fixing this situation but I was so done with this challenge after Duke fish run I just needed to get it over with there was a single spot that I could summon the empress in a single [ __ ] spot move over an inch and the bug would despawn to be totally honest the empress felt like a really fair fight she was pretty much just a bullet hell of a fixed pattern so as long as I put in the time and practice the boss would be simple except I didn’t put the time nor practice in instead I was met by the savior of this challenge the gentle soothing rain see I was told it was best to use an Infinite Flight mount for this fight and wouldn’t you know I got one from the Duke but that only gets you so far it was was helpful for when I got on low health and got a speed boost but at that point I was practically dead but when the rain hit like gentle jazz on a moonlit night everything became so clear I didn’t need to dodge anything the empress did I could just swim around her in circles in just under a single day probably about 6 hours of attempt I had slain the Empress of light this wild success completely amped me up to finish this challenge one boss stood in my way the last challenge remained the moon Lord but first we need to summon the prick which is an extremely arduous task step one slaying the cultist this guy is in my mind the worst boss fight in the game it’s very easy it’s more of a mini boss than anything but he’s so [ __ ] tiny and Zips around the place it only took me two attempts but each one of those attempts was like 20 minutes long at least the piss debuff revealed which one of the ctist he was when he did this little maneuver that’s the first time it’s come up next to the pillars [ __ ] the pillars this is supposed to be the most exciting time to play when you’re unlocking your last round of insane weapon upgrades but not for us this event just acts like the ultimate flood game in total it took me 1 and 1 half hours to beat this event the cycle was brutal Sprint to one side of the map kill two out of 100 enemies Die Repeat 1 and 1 half hours to clear this [ __ ] event plus the 20 minutes for the cultist and do you know what 2 hours of grinding for the moon Lord yielded us it got us a miserable attempt at the boss that barely lasted a minute this boss does not feel possible in the slightest I spent an entire day attempting the moon Lord easily the most painful day of the challenge yet it was clear that this was not going to be sustainable I likely did over a 100 attempts at Duke fish run and at a rate of four attempts per day this just wasn’t an option for the moon Lord luckily there is a summoning item for the moon Lord which outright saved this challenge I’m sorry if you don’t like the idea of me using the summoning items I totally get it but this challenge would have ended right here otherwise I also had to break my golden rule for this challenge I watched tutorial specifically this one from Waffle Time following his orders I reforged all of my accessories to warding which I managed to do in five Platinum next I farmed the Pirate Invasion to get the pirate ship Mount this thing’s faster than the fishron mount 90% of the time then we got hit with a martian Invasion that was brutal it’s a really cool event thematically gameplay-wise this sucked with these preparations we start the real final grind of the game and not only are we more prepared than ever we have a game plan the plan is to focus down one hand until the eye is popped then once that hand is down we will sit in his fleshy little hand [ __ ] to take continuous instances of one damage this in turn triggers the star Vil that gives us a ridiculous amount of eye frames basically we’re cheesing the final boss of the game with this knowledge in mind we began the final battle it just wasn’t possible this battle is not happening the PissBook doesn’t even tickle the moon Lord look at these full runs I don’t think I’m even doing 10% of the hand’s Health before getting obliterated the pirate ship’s far too slow I’m far too squishy and way too weak to do this battle the laser one shots me and I can’t Dodge it unless the ninja get blanks it I don’t think I even got 3% of the moonl Lord’s Total Health down in any of these attempts I’m not sure why but the Spectre Armor also couldn’t heal against the moonl Lord stopping one of our main strategies no matter how you SCE it with the rules of this challenge it just ain’t possible until it began as if one last gift from the bevent gods of Terraria the rain came and washed all my for of giving up away with the rain’s help I could actually Dodge attacks from the Moon I knew it was possible but I also knew that time was the only factor that stood in the way now for whatever reason rain is actually really rare in Terraria and there’s no way to force it I knew this was the only window I had to kill the moonlord if my run started out anything other than perfect I would leave the game and join back to start the Moon again and after many many attempts and a lot of luck from the ninja gear I finally cracked open the hand this was the break I needed there was an issue firstly it took me the entire night to get this far and I didn’t know how much rain I had left secondly it was actually really hard to stay in the hand I think maybe the fish Run Mount was too fast because it took a lot of focus to stay in the hand Waffle Time had made it look very easy when I slipped out of the hand I took a lot of unnecessary damage damage thirdly I was in a small world and didn’t have much room to run at all so I’d need to use the magic mirror and restart the chase but this would leave me ex extremely vulnerable the battle was relentless I was safe from damage but an extremely high level of Engagement my wrists were sought from the extreme amount of movements I needed to keep in the hand I became very laded because I was holding my breath concentrating throughout the entire fight most damningly my extremely poor hand eye coordination was dooming this attempt I couldn’t see the second hand so I had to aim by watching the DPS meter but when doing this I wasn’t checking where I was in the hand and in an attempt to correct my position my hand would come completely off the keyboard but throughout the entire fight I clung on knowing that this was the last attempt I could possibly stomach today getting closer and closer the end of this stupid challenge was in sight victory was all but guaranteed until disaster it had taken so long to whittle away at the Moon Lord’s Health with my piss Magic that an entire day had passed and the rain stopped at first I was confused cuz the animation was still going but my Mount slowed down to a CW I couldn’t get into the safety of the hand anymore my stomach dropped as I envisioned having to wait for more rain and redoing what felt like hours of this fight but in an otherworldly display of philanthropy the moonlord didn’t attack me I drew closer and closer to the end of the battle watching his health bar get smaller and smaller and yet the moon Lord laid down accepted defeat I did it not only had I slain every boss in the game but the moon Lord boss of bosses submitted to me I had become the ultimate piss mancer that’s not where this video ends though the eagley amongst you might have noticed that I forgot to do some of the events well that was a deliberate decision because I thought it’ be more interesting to wait until my piss bending skills were at full power before taking on these events to do a little bit of limit testing it was time for my final task as the Lord of urine I never realized this but apparently there’s two Christmas events I picked one at random and got the baby easy one first but I don’t mind the Snowman are pretty [ __ ] baller also something something yellow snow I don’t know guys this video has been a nightmare to make next we did the Pumpkin Moon this was always my endgame goal way back when getting the spooky wood armor was the ultimate Milestone and struggling to kill the pumpkins to try and get the Raven staff so iconic even at my absolute peak of power I still don’t do much damage to these bosses I scored a total of 1,36 points points of what no [ __ ] clue but it will do finally we do the other Christmas event this one was always far too difficult for me when I used to play I never dropped anything for Summoners so as a result I didn’t do this one very much in retrospect this one’s riddled with just as much charm and it’s still very fun it really puts into perspective how much bullshit’s in the newer events though I see the Martian probe When I close my eyes at night in this event I arbitrarily scored a whopping 1,242 point5 points man who the the [ __ ] is giving out half points and that was the piss video this has been one of the most challenging projects I’ve ever worked on but I’m so glad I got out in one video if you’ve enjoyed this video subscribe to me to catch my next equally lame videos and check out my sponsor gamer Subs to support me thank you very much for watching cheers

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