Chaotic Neutral Stardew Valley Gameplay

Chaotic Neutral Stardew Valley Gameplay

there we go got to make sure that’s not too loud there we go sounds fine I’m just going to say it’s [Music] fine yay I don’t even know what these are tomatoes let’s go what was that sound [Music] okie dokie what is this I didn’t put this here hooray oh how do I not pick this up I’m literally BL where are you oh what is happening here what is this [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay man [Music] oh Cat come here so I can pet you this is spring atito guys the weed cat [Music] [Music] hooray man we know I won’t say [Music] that what happened to this planet it looks Goofy [Applause] [Music] hello corn [Music] storm how are you doing on this fine evening we’re playing stardew obviously and going to be as chaotic as possible while doing [Music] it whatever that may [Music] [Music] entail oh hi Calico I didn’t know that was you yeah I remember you you have the amazing looking art of rain world and stuff [Music] [Applause] [Music] yay jackon is on [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay I need knowledge hello are you dead hello how is my audio kind of quiet but otherwise fine okay I need to know what this thing in the corner of the farm is that is a sprinkler how do I use it it automatically activates every morning oh a quality one uh waterers the eight surrounding tiles every morning morning doesn’t look like it did well when was it placed I don’t know I didn’t put it down I was probably Jack do I have that recipe yet 10 crows let’s go now I only have the basic one which is uh yeah we probably oh yeah we do oh get whacked I forgot it that the drum oh [Music] yeah why are you being angry oh I guess I will go sell all the things I accumulated today do we need tomatoes or hops for anything do do we need tomatoes or hops give me a sec let me check I’m selling them in 10 seconds oh man how are these not ready they’re like halfway out of the ground they’re melons they were never underground oh where he [Music] sprinker I can’t even control this note which note this plays so I don’t think I can call that sick beats I’m stalking you ja are you fishing yes get fish with that’s some funky colored River jelly yeah the stream is kind of delayed if I kind of I mean a lot no I need a Max there we go oh I almost passed out whoopsies don’t do that yeah I for I for that’s a thing ream okay I will go Eep before I literally die and made a recycler turning the fish and trash I am the Fisher I am the one who fishes yeah and Jax is the farmer and I am the miner well Jax is fishing with me so we’re both the Fisher well everyone fishes when there’s nothing better to do what is that whistling I need to know what that whistling is cuz it sounds cool and I want to see the source I guess I will do that when I’m not on like energy I will Eep is there any way to reduce the delay on the stream I don’t know have better connection better running I don’t know man think my connection computer are pretty fine the cat chose my bed suck it suck it okay it ches do we know if the cat is a he or a she uh I don’t know I just go with she okay spatio is a girl now she chooses my bed more often so oh nice music not a good luck weather forecast damn no [Music] rain too bad queen of sauce that’s how you learn recipes ah omelette omel let from the music is louder than you are uh I can lower my mic sensitivity actually are you sure it’s not your Discord setting no no no it’s my music in game you should turn up your your M well no no that might be your Discord setting oh I just harvested a summer squash I can’t turn you up any further in Discord uh okay I’ll do that then in a moment get watered we should probably make another furnace you can’t leave me with the furnaces I will literally end up dying [Music] how do I sound now no louder I don’t think uh do I sound any different now [Music] nope oh she build there’s one more piece of wood here than yesterday I’m going to sell my bream because nobody tells me what to do with my fish uh the fish are mine hang on you should check if we need them for fish tank bundles too late I mean I’m pretty sure we I’ve caught so many bream there’s no way we do yeah it’s not exactly rare we need a sturgeon how do I get that uh random it’s it’s the lake area are you alive Lea yes hello oh now that you’re streaming the whole world gets to see how obsessed you are nuh-uh I’ll be more normal on stream no oh man I guess I didn’t title it chaotic neutral sty Valley she stepped on a bug this morning how unfortunate fortunate for the bug okay shut up you’re not wrong but shut up are you jealous of the bug nuh-uh I cannot cast right for the life of me right now it’s very disappointing honestly what is this is that a cloud fish oh man I don’t like this one Whatever It Is is I’ve never caught one of these they always do this stop it let me catch you no I hate this thing whatever it is oh my God God what the hell so are you jealous of my garbage can hold on hold on what is it Mr Green stupid fish I don’t even see how this is possible to catch ah it’ll pay itself back it better it’s pretty much damn near possible I can’t hold it in one place well enough to actually catch this thing how much do are chickens we should go check that first oh man than God what are you a pike I Pike are not that difficult to catch huh Pike oh also 15 in is Tiny for a [Music] pike hi hello greetings salutations I got a I got a pike I got a pike so annoying to catch I hate it every moment of it yeah I know you can hear my mouse I don’t know how to make it so I can’t be heard how my mouse can’t be heard I have a chatter guys oh oh [ __ ] are we on stream are they PF huh no it’s not it’s not PF oh it’s just someone we don’t actually know it’s Calico I you don’t know them but I know them well that’s certain ah yay what I don’t know this is my first time ever being on the internet like that well Jackson I’m about to spend $2,000 on a copper pick are you okay with it yeah sure whatever I got a Max perfect fish and it’s a 14inch sunfish let’s [Applause] go a 14inch sunfish is crazy yeah I don’t think uh who just spent money which is you know very important I can only I’m fishing right now and I can only get seaweed and Driftwood and trash and it’s so annoying I got a pike and it was so obnoxious to catch oh my God I’m at the beach right now I I got I just got another Pike I’m assuming because it’s stupid also you have to use a lure to catch Pike you can’t just have a bait sitting in the water typically at least I’ve never caught one like that I never use bait and uh I like almost never use bait and I still get I need a Max I know I don’t use bait there we go I know I’m trying to tap but my brain won’t let me because it’s dumb yo I found [Music] layoff chub 23 is chub yay I don’t know what bait does cuz I’ve never used it N I missed that goodbye sir does anyone have the keg crafting recipe I don’t believe uh I don’t know I’ll check why do we have so many fish in the fish chest why don’t we just sell all this uh cuz we’re saving them for something maybe oh save like a if there’s any aridium quality one save it for the like display food bear thingy all right but all the rest I’m definitely just selling unless double check if there’s any that aren’t in the community center that’s smart bother with three it’s the worst is when I think holding so better thing is inconsistent a 31 in bream wait I got a purple I got two purple Sunfish what nice hold I’m bringing those back what did that how did I not notice that the purple is aridian I know how did I not get that or how did I not realize I got those uh I don’t know not I’m not that color blind I can tell the difference between gold silver when you it it’s like I don’t know I know but I looked in my inventory before I got two golden chubs and two golden breams I’ll sell all the not purple fish where should I put the purple sunfish now my mouse doesn’t have a delay I don’t think the fish the blue chest where we put all the fishing related stuff cell how many hearts are you at with Leia uh two she needs another [Music] gift I can’t break rocks anymore unless I take one of y’all’s pickaxes you can have mine I don’t why do we have a normal chub in the fishing chest that’s a good question because because fish go in chest fish chest I’m I’m taking it and selling it though okay yeah what do we what did we need refined quartz for uh they really you need them for sprink uh for uh quality sprinkler but we’re not even close to there yet wait what else do quality sprinklers take I don’t have the recipe um Quality spr uh quality sprinker the ones that we want require iron gold and uh occasionally aridium for the really good ones can I sell the Hops and tomatoes guys quality ones you can sell Hops and tomatoes yes okay actually wait do either of you two have the teg recipe how do I check that that being the CRA okay he mayonnaise machine you have to reach level eight farming to get a keg or think yeah no or or um complete the Artisan bundle and the community center which we can’t yet really I’m level five farming also guys you know how when you level up uh you can pick professions at higher levels we should make it so some people have some and some people have the others so we can get the maximum can I be a fisherman uh yeah well no no no when you get a certain level in fishing you’ll get the choice between I don’t know what the choices are but it’s something like you can always change them at the witch’s Hut oh yeah but that costs money what’ you just do wait what no you change them in the sewers Jackson is it the sewers I forget yeah the witches HS where you kill children uh-huh I didn’t pet spro I need to do that where is spro oh no wait wait wait wait wait she’s up here she still outside yeah yay it says I have Forest magic what does that mean that is uh remember when you got Highway with the wizard what no in order to donate to the community center you have to go drink a potion with the wizard and like oh I don’t think it made me high yeah okay see you Calico my one chatter is gone guys we can we can say anything we want now no it’s still yeah I think so is my audio better than it used to be yeah okay cuz I got a new headset and it has to pass out guys go to bed I’m selling my tomatoes and chops or hops chops okay no never mind I don’t know time get in the door no never mind I passed out in my house [Music] oh I leveled up in farming I have a preserve do I have to pay if I pass out in my house oh I I sold a lot of Oh I thought it said we sold 62 bass Jesus [Music] I beat the spirit Temple [Music] today Pokemon Legends rcus it’s actually got to be one of my favorite uh uh Dungeon music did I have to pay for falling for passing out my house or no oh blueberries No Blueberries oh let’s go blueberri and peppers so much and H all right guys when fall comes around I think we need more yeah we will uh when fall comes around we are going to spend all of our money on cranberries understandable Jackson give me your pickaxe okay can I sell can I sell the things I have you just pick it up and can I can someone tell me if I can sell the things I have please I don’t know what you have I have hops blueberries peppers and tomatoes you can things that we just harvested okay unless the unless they are able to be uh what [ __ ] what’s the word uh so I can sell the Hops and tomatoes yes okay they’re being sold so you’re not allowed to take it back farming skills what was that what level are you your guys’ farming skills I think mine is four yes four yeah around four and mine is level two because I never Harvest anything w w I know but that the problem is since like multiple people are harvesting stuff we’re not getting like the levels of St thing we’re missing out on recipes you’re you care so much about like efficiency and like XP well it’s not that it’s just that our goal is not to progress it is to be chaotic neutral because that is the title of the video I mean it can be both things my goal is what kind of Lu is looking for a crab I think uh one of the blueberry bushes got struck by lightning what that can happen yeah oh we forgot to I cuz I did see um lightning strike the farm at some point that was probably I thought you meant like my blueberry bushes and I got so quinky I would why why is my Discord lying it’s sending it’s telling us about being lazy and not sending up the so you and I should just set it up ourselves what’s wrong with your Discord C my discord’s server is telling me I am streaming Zen lless Zone zero right now you are not yeah the the stream even says the game is starty Valley okay so we’re going to make a lot of money today because I sold so much things oh yeah we have 7K in the bank right now too yeah what can we do with that on a better pickax bye [ __ ] oh my gosh no the chicken Coop’s ready oh guys I’m running I’m I’m going to go buy all of our chickens I can take chicken be my thing that I was about she she had like two pieces of w up yesterday how did she do that all in one day what the hell oh no children okay uh guys guys guys guys guys uh come come over to the chicken coop real quick I can’t I’m in the M I cannot I’m buying chicken ah it’s making the it’s making it sounds like an Among Us vent oh that [Music] thinging chicken guys what am I naming our first chicken what color you know what color it is it’s white just name it crusty crusty oh yeah and then we’ll name the next one Dusty yeah crusty musty Dusty dirty and nasty we need those four we need at least four chickens and they will be crusty musty Dusty dirty and nasty God damn it what happened oh I’m just trying to get a crab drop and getting a crab in the mine so I can do the Crab Pot bundle even though we don’t have a crab pot except I keep killing crabs in the mind and they don’t drop their Corpses you know all right I’ve just bought three chickens no we need four all right dirty yeah we need crusty crust we have dirty we have crusty musty dusty and dirty oh wait no then we need five we need crusty musty Dusty dirty and nasty all right we can only fit four in this CP that God damn it so we have crusty musty dust and dirty oh I just whacked him I can take uh chicken Dy so I can be responsible foring all the chickens yeah you better not forget to close the C at night this one is just T posing to the camera no I want to pet the chickens a oh the chickens is mine no I literally just said the chickens is mine what if I open the vent on the side will they they run out they’ll leave yeah and they’ll they can eat the grass is that good or bad you have to close it at you have to close it at night so that they don’t get eaten by Wolves well actually no if it’s closed and you lock them outside they’ll get eaten by Wolves but they’ll be mad at you if you leave it open overnight and then you won’t get better EG well they go back in at at some point yes they can I open it yes yeah yes don’t close it while they’re outside or you lock them out and that is bad hello little siles it’s dusty musty Dirty Imagine your name just being dirty I kind of feel bad already wait is dirty is dirty one or the brown yeah dirty is the only brown one and so maybe they’re like they’re not they’re not even a brown chicken they’re just that dirty wait no musty is the brown one crusty yeah dirty is yellow never mind Dusty is or no musty is the brown one seems wrong should have named them better I can sell them why no don’t don’t do that them are we going to like murder them eventually no okay good are we just getting their eggs yes let’s go and then I’m going to turn them that into mayonnaise oh and then I’m going to I need to go give Le get I will be back we don’t have a lot of wood we should here where are you I need to give you a dandelion I don’t know where she goes this time of the year uh do you have does she let you I’ve seen her on the beach a few times her yeah she lefts me in my in her house but she’s is not in her house right now she might be at the saloon oh right I forgot she does that I got a so sag soggy newspaper not saggy o you should put it on a recycling machine and see what happens I don’t know what comes out from that got [Music] joaa go to the saloon who I’m fishing okay I will I will go now you just it’s been there for like a month what’s been where for like a month I talking to my mom ah like oh my God there’s a world AR in the New York Times like it’s been there for like a month I hear someone whacking a tree that’s me no she’s not in the saloon hey beta did you close my door no it’s closed mine God damn it she’s probably already home by now and go break into our house yeah it locks after 9:00 p.m. I think oh it just turned how did you find that out because I I tried to go inside after she already went in yeah it’s locked you just missed there I wonder what happens when you if you’re in there and then nine hits I’ll try that tomorrow God I’ll just be hanging out in her house when she gets home not creepy at all right guys it’s debatable spring a Tito in the bed yeah I guess think I should start heading back I don’t think I’m really going to get much more than in the mines be do the children year for the mines yes what oh my God a crab let’s go God damn it wait what has Kirk mention has Kirk been weird about the furnace to you yeah I don’t understand why he was last uh last time oh no my deepest darkest secrets are being revealed your learning passion hello Gage guys we have a chatter we can’t be illegal anymore oh no we can’t Ste the we have to be civil N I didn’t know such thing they might have already left by now I don’t even see how long they were if I enter a stream to that conversation honestly I’d subscribe hello okay they are still here let’s go I I don’t think you’d be considered the average viewer I know but um shush no I can’t have my activities getting out there what who’s not asleep I I I’m returning from the mines and you better sleep in your own bed yeah I I’m I’m I see that now you I want to do solely because you said that what sleep in your bed why I don’t know but I’m sleeping in your bed liar oh God if you come into my house I will get up and go sleep in your bed nope means I get to sleep with the cat I hate you why is your bed right next to the door efficiency okay just just optimal oh 6,000 damn we got one from one single fiber wait I think one of us could buy the best backpack if we wanted oh is there a better backpack it cost 10,000 have you not noticed the like the grade out my copper pickaxe is ready the sprinkler melons what are these we have like Elemental flowers right here hey you you get the harvesting what are these don’t sell the don’t sell the flow flow summer spangle Poppy and another Poppy I planted those could don’t level oh I picked them okay then give them to me okay whoops I plucked the Hops go green chest right no just sell just sell the Hops the corn I threw down the flowers okay thank you sorry I stole your plants that was all right I just found some seeds uh while foraging and I think we’re on year one uh we haven’t been playing for long what do you think who do I think I think think what I think um he’s always thinking about Leo true that’s true guys Corn Harvest I love corn oh yes we need more sprinklers yeah um don’t worry I’ll get on that now that I have a copper pickaxe I’ll be able to get a ton of iron in the M the basic sprinkler is just frankly not worth it so I think of cheese too cheese is amazing what’s your favorite cheese uh I don’t know gorgona my least your least favorite isn’t blue how are you real I like blue cheese what the hell who are you what is wrong with you no no no you are not real no get out of here you’re a skinwalker me that’s old news buddy but no no like me me and my sist little kids parents like blue cheese you know it’s it kind of pricey and like they don’t expect the two picky little kids to eat it but then we just eat the entire wedge ourselves my parents like oh my marble cheese is marble cheese a thing pick cheese what sorry favorite cheese is Pub cheese I have never heard of marble cheese before that looks [Music] good hard processed cow is Jesus way to announce that I don’t care I literally wait where did I put the newspaper garbage can on I I literally have a garbage lid on my head I don’t think okay that’s what it that’s what that does it’s definitely not a well-kept secret what are we doing with a stone that was in here I’m just going to drop it in here 32 K yes mining stuff goes in the gray one okay okay I I realized that but like shut shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up I I I have brain or I’m going to kill you you bra I have a club it does more damage than your sword get back here I have the club no damn it start do Valley [Music] PVP oh come on my pickaxe still isn’t strong enough to break that I got what I got three torches from recycling newspaper huh how does that work no clue the magic of oh sprig deflated on the ground mode no deflated she just went [Music] flat we will be doing illegal crap until you get back I’m sorry it’s a guarantee how do we not have the like the the the the the the the cave yet don’t you get it after 15,000 we have like 15,000 money made we have 47,000 made what cave we have diamonds the cave that you put the hecking mushrooms or bats in we already have I’ve been I’ve been doing the mushrooms this whole time when how long ago do we get it did I I M miss that day what the hell is this this is a new thing where do I put CDs and JoJo Cola something it’s like it uh dehydrates the mushrooms but you need five of them at a time so whenever we get brown mushrooms we put them in that I can put torches in my house Jackson yes uh I have a present for you that you will definitely appreciate oh God actually no I should put the Torches outside my house okay good get the C good good KK hey why I know just cuz we need more chest I’m going to go cut down trees also your pickaxe is back in the chest where the hell is that at why can’t I why can’t we sell the old boots I don’t know we we do definitely need more storage so come chop trees with me all right hooray I now have torches lighting my wooden house I mean you already had a this seems like a fantastic idea one sec don’t put anything in that chest yet too late I’m running away oh wait we left the chicken thing open I I forgot about that I no I I’ve okay okay okay where are they I completely forgot about them I want to apologize to them you don’t need to apologize for that I left them to die no it would we agreed it was Jackson’s Duty yeah so we can shift any blame to them okay cool I will kill all the chickens and blame JX for it you can’t actually actually there’s a mod that lets you kill your animals why would you mod that I didn’t mod it some I thought you were a chicken what the hell that is not Dusty no musty was brown that’s right why do they just T POS the camera it’s so funny okay I’m I’m going to go stock Lea now oh my God oh God or no I’ll wait in her house and then find out what happens if I’m inside it when she a long time I need to start befriending Shane I don’t want to marry him cuz if but if he’s my friend uh we can get blue chickens what yeah and then we’re W you’re so fake only marrying people forther I literally said I wasn’t going to marry him only befriending people you know what I mean I mean let see yeah if I befriend Pam it’s literally only going to be because she sends you good stuff in the mail I can’t believe how to deal with overbearing people is a book in Leah’s bookshelf no no no no no no you see Jackson I’m going to befriend Shane because he is a good person that will give you access to Blue chickens it’s proof of him I’m I’m just checking through her message why why does it let me do this what are you doing I’m in Leah’s house and it lets me check through her messages I guess what the hell that’s not okay I I can sleep in her bed what’s the red chest hello children I don’t know you the child just said I don’t know you and doesn’t talk to me child uh J I think oh J yes I got to find where Leah goes you’re no I just don’t want to I want to know where she is so I can give her Dandy Lions why can’t I walk here who put up a wall what is this Trump I found a lock lost axe oh that’s Robins where was it it was part of a quest oh now I got to get back to Le’s house wait wait wait wait wait can we get three pairs of Mayor Lewis’s underwear what cuz of the quest if we each get the quest I think so why would you want that because there’s oh no it gets locked earlier because there’s so many like things you can do with them you you you you can put his his his underpants in the luau oh is that why you asked if you could do it with yours yeah what happens if you do that I think work but yeah know how do you even get your own underwear the the the the governor that came to visit gets them on his uh like his scoop stuff and he gets the shorts and it’s like hilarious yeah and you ruin the L out and everybody gets upset with you how how did they know it was me it’s going delightful for doing that it’s not like I have friendship with anyone right now we did not actually do anything illegal technically illegal is how many crimes can you commit in this game I don’t know but I all of them considering the fact that you can drop down basically any Tree in town uh definitely breaking some tree laws okay I have the Lost axe is Robin even alive right now Yan where does robin live uh Robin uh up in the house in the north of the village there we go carpenter shop okay and I will do that tomorrow storm tomorrow we don’t have to water hooray it’s good luck I am going straight to the oh no who killed Robin uh I don’t know sorry guys that that was me I wish Demetrius would die so I can marry her what it was it was Mr Green in the valley with the rusty short sword oh I I completely forgot about that um oh my spine I got an yeah I got an achievement also uh yeah we made 50 in 11,000 let’s go good fortune and it’s raining to the mines oh me annual Sprout has let’s go wait the what there’s an event Gathering data on the correlation between soil alkalinity and crop fructose levels long story short I need a fresh melon from your farm if you brought me one i’ be very ah Demetrius I reluctant I’m accepting that for your wife idiot do we even have enough time to grow a melon we’d have to give it fertilizer or something I think okay so the Trout Derby yall handle that I’m going to the mines yeah go to Trout is it a mul thing or a one day thing oh yeah would we all need to be there tell me if figure that out I’m going to go give Robin her axe first I I’ve never I I never played 1.6 before I’ve only ever played the previous update on Xbox yeah it’s new four of Robin okay here we go damn it it’s locked where’s the Trout Derby I would I would assume it’s either at the lake or the beach L North the same area as Robin Captain okay oh be’s already been up been where to the m the lightning the Thunder I wish it would strike me honestly are you going to quote zuk I I already quoted Zuko I can’t make the same joke twice at least not within a few days of each other I have your axe oh it’s probably South why’ your mic just go noidea bad your mic just got a lot worse yep I don’t get she almost chopped her toe off with the other one she was using that what okay cool um that’s some Talent right there okay going to the Trout Derby trout normally caught in Lakes though so is it a one day event or a multi-day event let me just look it up that occurs on the 20th and the 21st of Summer okay I’ll do it tomorrow so this mining thing is not good considering where is that oh who left oh he left hello oh my God there’s so many slimes I do not have a good enough sword for this audio what is Cinder snap Forest that’s uh where mon Mar’s cabin is how’s my audio now good okay where is Mar’s cabin oh Mary’s Ranch I just swung my club and lightning lightning shuck at the same time that was cool oh I found it here it is cute take my dandelion per got to come here hold on I’m talking to Leah a she can’t tolerate heat very well she cuz she’s so hot already ha anyway who are these I don’t know these people fishing sisters oh I saw nuh fish oh what was that weird Thunder your mom’s footsteps what the flip bro I just killed the Slime and got a good night shirt this ain’t a trout it’s sitting on the bottom that was a chub I got a I got a golden CH I got a golden chub oh heck I might pass out w w that wouldn’t be a good thing K I know I said W know the way you said why would I say w w to a good thing hooray I got a 22 in rainbow trout that is it I got a purple rainbow trout let’s [ __ ] go I have I have caught a single shot and nothing else I got a golden tag is that good yeah you turn those in for uh I got a tent kit get rewards oh I got a tent kit for using my okay yeah this mining I’m literally only on 434 because I spent I spent half the day in that I got a golden trout that was bigger than my purple trout how are you getting trout all I’m getting is shove and Shad then get good I don’t know think I also have a better Rod than you I really need a better Rod oh we have plenty of money I’m going to buy a new Rod tomorrow I think this is a trout you should grab one for me while you’re at it no that’s a chub another golden chub that Thunder is so funky sounding oh my God what is this that’s another chub like I always say the chubbier the better oh my God I hate that fish whatever the [ __ ] it is it pisses me off chub I don’t know it just darts to the top and the bottom and there’s no possible way I can possibly catch it it might be a legendary how am I supposed to catch that uh you four legendary fish unless they added one in one point you level up your uh fishing stat and your bar gets bigger oh that happens and you get better rods and your bar gets bigger and it’s like it BEC and you get just get better at the mini game I got a rainbow trout does that mean I get Rewards or no I don’t know I got a 49 in [Applause] Shad Giga Shad that is a giga shad did you close the chicken thingy uh that’s that’ll be fine until Z stop knocking funky thunder so Kirk is this going to be a YouTube video maybe depends on how unhinged we get uh what unhinged we get no I think we’ve already been plenty unhinged for the occasional things yeah perfect cat I’m getting rain I’ve got four rainbow traps this is amazing I’m going to fish so much tomorrow because I’m missing it all I got a purple bream I’m getting so many purples when you say purple do you mean aridium I don’t know purple is it is purple so I’m going to call it purple so shut up the purple star is I don’t care the lightning timing is always perfect the most dramatic fish you’ve ever seen well I just said I don’t care lightning crash I did it again wow wow that was crazy you should kill yourself now oh man it’s like remember at fer place with the uh when we sound effect yeah that’s always so perfect I got a new weapon maybe I’ll actually be able to kill the vine boom sound effect was 99% of the time just absolutely perfect I’ve gotten 36 iron 36 iron I’ve trying to go dep instead of like reward I’m only getting golden trout and purple trout golden trout he’s talking about the star quality I think oh quality oh my God another infested bar oh I leveled up that’s I got I got a 39 in Pike okay that’s a much bigger Pike Del no you didn’t you’re schizophrenic I haven’t got a single golden [Music] pack that’s I got another purple bream Abandoned Ship Abandoned Ship we are out of food and health out of what food and health nice 22 in bream rookie numbers chat are the easiest thing to oh no that’s that was a Shad I got a purple shed I’m getting so many purples now apparrently getting purples is lightning Worthy I am bleeding out what so when your health gets low enough your health bar start making blood particles I got a third purple bream why do you just fish for the fisherman there I I’m not used to playing on computer I play on Console so I get the controls mixed up all the time w w I was hoping for lightning there I got to go home and take care of the chickens I got a fourth purple bream I can make it before I pass out toal you keep telling yourself that no I totally can see okay I should probably go back I have 30 seconds I think I’m cooked guys thenit it was worth the 20 purple fish am I just like a Five Nights at Freddy’s animatronic like I stopped moving oh i i l up fishing I think a fish are worth 25% more now let’s go yeah so I probably perk is the one that sells fit let’s go is that apply to all of us or just Kirk Kirk I mean it’s my fishing level so you all the fish before you sell yes give me all your fish from yesterday I already sold them a you’re stupid I had no way of knowing you would you’re stupid do that you’re stupid you’re a fool I wish you were never born no I will I’m selling all my duplicate purples we see how I take care of the farm and the chickens I’m selling all my duplicate purples if we’re going to specialize like that I I should probably Harvest all of the crops and be should do all the mining [ __ ] people can mine if you all want what the hell is I’m taking all the not purple fish from the fishing thing and selling them and I’m going back now sunflower I got a sunflower and sunflower [Music] seeds I’m not helping the water I’m sorry I’m going yeah I’m not helping I’m going to go Wily buy a better rod and then go fish I I like how I joined this world like what 3 days ago and I have more farming experience than any of you two I don’t care about watering props is the most what’s your farming level I am I am almost to level five I am level five level like three ID oh [ __ ] I’m also level five okay so we’re the same I forgot okay stop yapping bro dead ass lying for no reason I don’t when do you unlock your door who just spent money me die for you oh I don’t have I don’t remember how to get the aridium rod not that that’s like anytime golden chub I don’t have any bait on me car will you share your bait tuna frenzy has beone at the beach I’m doing that I’m sorry oh God what is that that moves fast okay I immediately failed that I just missed Willie’s shop what do you mean I’m he just left I was going to go buy a new rod and he just left to go to the D fishing derby oh oh I’m getting cut [Music] SK tur will you give me some bait I don’t have any bait oh whatever bro those fishing girls are like so bad look how like not far they’re cast far okay where do you turn in your trout or whatever if you get the trout have a chance to drop like a golden tag and if they do you can turn that in for rewards I just got a silver rainbow trout I got 20 Deluxe bait triple shot espresso I’m going to do tuna because that’s awesome and I would love a purple tuna can I talk to you outside your house nope okay [Applause] [Applause] where is the tuna Fry at the beach yeah I’m at the beach how do I know where it is I think it’s just everywhere you’re going is going to catch a lot of tuna okie dokie then oh my gosh did someone plant a star frof seed yeah that’s not going to throw in no it did it it will we have seven more days and it’s in such an early stage I I’m l no I remember referencing how long he grow how many days you had left don’t stop all right I got a tilapia golden [Applause] tilapia that was [Applause] fast red mullet I just got a pike I can’t even cast over [Applause] [Music] [Applause] there a sea [Music] jelly a see Jo my bait is just getting wasted on things that aren’t fish lost book oh my God give me a fish oh my God I haven’t gotten any yet I haven’t gotten any F I’ve gotten a tilapia and a th okay there we go there’s a fish I just got an aridium tub I think I already gotten one of those than sure you have I got four trout but I haven’t gotten any golden [Music] fet got a golden [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] flounder how many tickets did you guys get yesterday radium red M yeah M yes I didn’t get a single one I got three how many trout did you get probably if I wasn’t getting any because I hadn’t talked to the fishing derby [Applause] guy I haven’t caught in a single turnament at the beach so uh I think I was lied too guys our chickens grew up let’s go remember to keep petting them so we get better eggs quicker of course and um they all laid eggs which I I made four mayonnaise machines so those are going to be but uh maybe Community Center for the Artisan bundle I might fish until I pass [Music] out open the mailbox idiot [Music] huh how do I reorganize a chest that is not organized you see the the white buttons that organizes it yeah I put a bream then a clam then a herring then an oyster then rainbow trap red mullet Shad Sunfish then Driftwood like just put just move the oyster and clam a little tiny bit hi Kirk hello what kind of rewards were you getting for oh I got a tent kit a what I got a tent kit what does that do I’m assuming it makes a tent wait does that mean you can Swit anywhere you won’t have to make it back to the house oh maybe it’d be pretty cool if it did yeah let me check hold on yes it does that’s exactly what it means that’s dope well I just dropped it right there so we can fish as long as we want can only one person use it at a time I don’t know but it’s mine if that’s true is it is it a one time use how many did you get I got one is it a on time use I don’t know you have it in do you still have it I don’t think so then let you don’t have that anymore 57in Pike is crazy how many feet is that that’s almost five it’s almost 5T got to get a better I got nine trout but not a single ticket what the hell that’s how many I got last time noet I’ve gotten like four or five tickets just yeah what if Kurt can only catch them cuz he’s the owner I doubt that the game really does stuff like that yeah I’m going to f till I pass out yeah I think getting limited I got one finally I got another one I’m got to turn in and see what I get I got a tent kill let’s go wait Jackson why are you using a trainer Rod cuz that’s the best one I have I got a second purple yeah it’s the best one I have it’s the only one I have the bamboo pole might be better that the longest Trout fight I’ve ever seen be shut up oh this one’s jittery this looks like a pike yeah we’re all about to pass out here aren’t we did anyone 53 in Pike is crazy it’s over 4T I think I got another ticket yeah that’s almost 5T 60 in is 5T I got Deluxe bit I got a tag finally like right before the end of the day P kit oh R out of the H out except Kirk is still fishing unless you finish your catch oh wait no I didn’t turn in my tags heck I’m sure you can hand them in tomorrow I don’t see how yeah I don’t see I got a I I have to choose a profession um Rancher or a tiller why do you get to choose one read the bonuses uh Rancher animal products are worth 20% more tiller crops are worth 10% you should get animal thingy cuz you’ve already decided to take care of the chickens all right why do you get to choose one already I don’t know maybe I know taking almost 5 G my five G 5K today is great guys give me all your fish so um yeah I only got three oh I got build 1,000 gold for uh passing out yeah L said he had no idea how much they took for me I’m just going to start putting all my fish in the blue chest if you can you should sell it to one of the like Pierre so we get the money immediately ah I don’t really care actually I’ll harvest the crops and everything Kirk get out of the fish chest so I can put away my algae hold on I’m making sure I have all the fish I can sell I got build 928 uh gold why did we never plant the summer seeds I don’t know okay I have too late okay I have lots of fish to sell I’ll go see if I can turn in my golden tags does the Derby still go on today no think so the vendor might still be there I don’t know where are they still in your inventory yeah I going to go open GE no he’s not here I guess you can um save them for next time dude you like have them in your inventory or they yeah they’re in my inventory all right I guess I’ll just put them in the fishing chest that’s good for now I just drank some espresso I’m faster now y yeah we got we got a um coffee beans can you stay up later if you drink coffee no but it does give me the it gives you speed no one knows what happens past 2 p.m. or 2 i.m. someone tries to rob you wait since no never mind yay I have three hearts of Le now I don’t know ja do you just sell the minerals like is there any other use oh whoopsies what did you say you know the um minerals that you get from geod that you donate to the museum a lot of them are useless I would say the majority of them are useless I’m just going a s someone is speaking do you guys still remember French someone is speaking French in my chat oh God I can probably not uh but they it also didn’t show up until I reloaded the page that’s weird it’s probably a bot or something soz I can’t imagine someone commenting French on no I doesn’t look like a bot uh put it in the chat or something I might know yeah I’ll just I’ll just send a screenshot run it through Google translate whatever I forgot Google Translate is a thing okay is this the DLC does there’s a DLC I don’t think there’s a DLC hold on or new Happy that does not sound right we are playing in the newest update so maybe that’s what they’re asking and the update still hasn’t come to console where my actual file I play I said it’s boring hey sorry no they they they said the the new updates for I think I’m sorry if we’re boring oh they said we’re not unhinged standards are so high yeah Kirk you’re usually the one who is unhinged what what’s up today why are you so San uh it’s because he had he had fun weekend or something because I’m this is permanently or this is a public thing and I will like then why did you title it unhinged I don’t know I I’m I’m why did you cl to be I didn’t even title it unhinged I I I titled it chaotic neutral sty Valley You could argue it’s chaotic because we’re all over the map we’re like all doing our own things no I’ve just been fishing the whole time I I haven’t even been doing anything yet I’ve just been fishing are you saying you want me to be chaotic I can be chaotic how about no a man you ever noticed the wizard in this game isn’t actually wearing a wizard hat it’s a cowboy hat I me it’s country [Music] wizard D it I found an artifact SP but I don’t have I want to know why they were speaking French though because are they gone yeah maybe they’re just French like I I guarantee they were listening to us talk and knew that we weren’t speaking French I can buy a lucky bow for $2,000 a bow and arrow no a green wearable [Music] wait really shop might be open right now got what is this building oh it definitely isn’t whatever this once was it’s now in Ruins what is it I don’t know the Hat mou where are you I’m at this broken building next to our houses oh the greenhouse I’m going to talk to the chickens do it oh the mayonnaise is ready I think yeah don’t touch it I like to collect it in the whoopsies all right sell it and I won’t have my routine tomorrow wow Kirk I can’t believe you could do that I’m super touchy I’m sorry I’m joking of course I just see some strange white liquid and I just got to touch it you know confirm it is or is not milk you know even Mayon has none of the viscosity of mil that’s why I was wondering what it was because did you say none of the viscosity of mil isn’t viscous no mayonnaise is hey fishing level up they are not comparable okay they are in color yeah exactly and they’re in a jar so I can’t tell they are comparable in fishing level five finally what you’re you’re already the same fishing level as me uh level up quicker at level lower levels you know yeah but I just got to level five during the trout thing well when you and I were like in Spring we both fished a bun also I’m stealing your fishing spot also I’ve been using I’ve been catching a lot of fish really quick ah you stole the bubbles you just you made the bubbles go away this is all your fault everything’s always my fault no always believes me I can’t believe you’re this is it’s over I’m I’m done I can’t do this anymore bro just broke up with me just hit me with his Rod Ayo do it again Hit Me With Your Rod again Pooky Kirk I’m sorry but I’m I’m not dominant enough to take initiative like that that’s why I’m demanding you to do it not the not the chat emote yes what is this that’s a pike kill yourself yeah good night give me a fish oh [ __ ] I’m out of energy w w is that my fault too did I wear you out was I too rough Jackson hey you told me I’m unhinged I’m going to be unhinged now you’re cooked you’re done it’s by or no I’m byun it’s j I’m going to fish here going to fish in this little hole you’re going to stick your Bot in the hole yes exactly I’m actually sticking my ball in my in the hole because it’s a bobber I’m not sticking my fishing pole in the water so I that’s not how you fish I got another soggy newspaper let’s get three torches from that who just hit the drum thingy me I can hear it can you hear I know where you are Jackson are you fishing in the farmer’s Fawn don’t fish there it’s literally the worst place to fish wait wait can you hear my can you hear my game maybe do you hear my footsteps no or this like the pickup sound oh okay what I took my headphones off cuz their audio changed but if you can hear my game I can put my headphones back in see if the audio is my luck was bad today I got a normal fish not even a gold star hey yo what was that sound a Yaar uhhuh uh-huh what what I’m what do your yawn sound like do you really want the answer to that I I want to be Vindicated and make myself feel normal for yawning like that is that is that really that weird that ja you’ve seen my yawn you should already feel normal yeah be you don’t you are you should never exactly so you’re normal I’m the an noing no you’re just so far on the scale of not normal that like everything else seems normal oh I have some fish for you KK thank you give I put it I put all the ones I caught holy crap what seven Pike yeah they’re so annoying to catch though uh I was using Deluxe bait which actually slightly increases the size of your uh little green bobly bar which just helps make it a little easier oh I didn’t know that yeah it was I got it as a reward from the Derby hello also I’m just built like that you have 10 minutes to get back to bed Kirk no I don’t I have no minutes the moment you said that it ran out oh my God Mr key in an airplane what the hell what is he airdropping I’ve never seen this in my life bro Fort are we playing fortnite in stardy valley where are we dropping boys I’ve never seen that before that’s one guys do I get Fisher or Trapper we just made so much money yeah that’s crazy wait guys it’s the mayonnaise I’m telling you we made a thousand from the mayonnaise just this is do I get Fisher or trapper fish worth 25% more or resources required to craft crab pots reduced why are you guys getting professions I’m not definitely Fisher okay it happens every five and 10 level five and level 10 what is what is this flag I don’t know what flag this is oh my god do we have 20K right now yeah we’re pretty rich which we’re going to spend all on cranberries okay but we might actually get to a point where it’s feasible for us to buy the good backpack what language does Brazil use Brazilian I thought it was well I know there’s a decent French speaking popular Portuguese I mean yeah there are some European languages cuz you know they kind of just showed up and made themselves at home hold on I got to I got to see what this message says no I I don’t know what why are there so many for people in our I don’t know they they said they said it me with a Brazilian flag MEP Jackson S I don’t know what you’re saying and I know you don’t I don’t think you know what I’m saying but oh yep they’re speaking Portuguese we have like no energy to I’m taking these oh my God I almost just left without my pickaxe that would have been embarrassing I guess I’m just speaking with Google translate now fantastic what was I about to do kill someone probably wait no fish you’re about probably considering that’s what you do uh there’s fish for you to sell in the fish chest okay and our cat is currently a pancake FYI who put some normal Breen and normal chub in the Fish Box Jackson so you you need die so you could sell it no you need to catch good enough for you no they’re not then findy me a good rod we have 23,000 we have the same wallet me buying it is no different from you buying it I just want my profession man you already have your fishing profession you got the fish cell for better oh yeah Kirk you should go fish on floor 60 of the mines wait what there’s some fishing spots in the mines how do I pick that you said you had to pick there’s an elevator no how you said you had to pick your profession how do I pick fisher when you go when you you did it and forgot what good night Kirk remember when you got that option to uh uh get better when you got the option to for better fish uh selling prices I didn’t get that option it just gave me I just left that menu CU I thought it was saying that’s what I got well that’s that’s your profession every time you level up to five or 10 you get of those okay then I have um animal products worth 20% more and fish worth 20% 25% more all right guess I’m helping you with the chickens okay since you both have animal I’ll do farm that you sold the May for better prices but generally don’t touch my chickens or their eggs please uh no or oh my God I keep getting shirts in the mines I just got a tuner’s Jersey I’ve never got one of those before that’s so weird maybe 1.6 increase drops or something like closing drops you know considering the fact that I’m fighting monsters that physically could not have woron those things I’m starting to think they just ate the people yeah that is some dead guys which means I’m currently wearing a dead guy shirt I got another [Music] trap die already okay I was talking to the ghost oh man the ghost of the man whose jersey you took uh maybe maybe that was why he’s attacking me you took his jersey and then told him to die how disrespectful can you be well actually I took it from the guy that stole it from him finally oh my God I just got a ghostfish what yeah I killed a ghost and it dropped a ghostfish can I have that um donate it to the community center I got a diamond [ __ ] finally a new Rod oh how are how do you get so many 50-inch Pikes that’s crazy if I got a 50 if I get a 50 in P whoy just called you what dirty why you’re not a chicken bro she can’t tell a guy from a chicken that is sad no she just smells dirty on you was care of dirty in now yeah I am thoroughly filled with the essence of dirty um you should not say that honestly especially not around me uh what’s the difference between the fence and Immunity okay why why are you you filled with something from a chicken J explain that to me I would the essence I said the essence of dirty nut is an Essence no yes no yes no it objectively is not it [Music] is give me the [Music] ax I suck at casting hold on I need I need one more oh my my God oh my God I’m going to be here for years there we go never mind I lied I lied I’m about to lose this fish damn it w w I bet it was a pike they’re so annoying to catch just wait till he starts trying to catch the [Music] legendary ah I’m on stream just so you know wait are you talking to an IRL person no PF you oh they I cannot hearer at all jeez uh oh wait am I quiet yeah you are yeah very you probably turn the volume down but just so you know I’m on stream if you don’t want your voice to be on stream for some reason then you got to like oh I’m on stream too oh you are wait is my first streaming or audio wait what are you streaming wait are you watching my stream is that what you’re saying no what what are you on stream can’t hear you hold on okay what about now can you hear me now yes that’s slightly better only marginally how it already 5m down like four Flo I’m getting so many purple fish now it’s amazing yeah5 Fifer do you know Portuguese no why would you think I do I don’t know I’m I’m just asking just in case why there’s a Portugues guy in chat yeah there’s a Portuguese person in chat is he still in chat I don’t know he hasn’t said anything after I said I’m using Google translate that’s crazy can you can you hear me enough for me to be yes you are audible at least me user volume I’m not talking to the mailbox the mail guess I can just sell those that’s some like getting a purple Pike is going to be such a pain I don’t know wait does that does their color affect their difficulty uh I think slightly and also um I need to get uh getting a Max and a perfect is when I typically get [Music] them make something to fish well so you get a better fit yeah spto weed cat our cat’s name is spatio and our entire Farm is based around weed nice ex yeah I agree 420 very nice I accidentally just started playing a Canada geese video can in a geese Canada yeah Canada geese yeah and how they ha you on a personal level all every single geese hates every sing here why are there so many monsters run baby I love Gees even if they don’t love anyone GE love me there were all the Canadian hate went what no I geese like me I’ve never had a problem with Geese well because like anyone are you guys like actively harassing the geese yes no well that’s your problem fer well there’s your problem how do I get to where you’re live on the internet I just searched Sentinel and it’s Pro it’s probably the first result is my YouTube I’m at your YouTube but all I see is Hypixel bedwar and Warden trap what I thought you stre on TCH oh it’s CU you have restricted mode on no we turn it off you have to go like are you like on your computer or something you just have to go into the settings and turn it off manually that’s not what I had to all right if you just go why are those the only two you’ve seen if you got cuz those the only two they can see because of restricted mode okay hold on go to click your profile picture in the corner at YouTube know I’m there I’m there I just it didn’t work happen on my computer but it happened on my phone so we’re going to fix this I’ll be back I’m ready to go to bed in real life and in game star fruit I’m going to eat it no no no no no do not touch the star fruit I cannot stress how imperative it is that you do not touch that star fruit Kirk what did you do with it Kirk Kirk get back here get the [ __ ] back here the mind are so much easier when the game pauses when you eat my God fin leave FL we need that starf fruit that is going to make us so much money Kirk please bro cannot catch me oh it’s 12 a.m. I have to go anyway get circled idiot damn I didn’t make it the floor and I passed out I got merked guys did you just you just took the seeds no lus my man oh maybe that’s why are you chasing me like that’s going to do you any good you can’t take my items no I lost the turer’s journey when I passed out and I lost this a bunch of money sorry w w I do mean that sorry though I did not mean I really need that we have 20,000 it probably doesn’t matter it was 12200 okay okay we’re going to make that back like we’re probably going to make that back from the fish I caught alone yeah and I got another elevator yeah I just can’t get really any deeper into the mines before I get a better weapon cuz I just can’t kill things do you want my club yes it does like 15 damage or something that than my current ones level six fishing level for mining what oh yeah yeah we almost made back what you we lost from my fishing alone who’s not Jackson I will literally stab you you can’t stab while we’re still in the loading screen Jack Jack Jack Jack ow I don’t even know what that sounds like probably not good I should probably stop doing that Nerf gun oh yeah my brother gave me a hand Cannon Nerf gun oh there he goes I guess we’re just stuck here if if his Wi-Fi quits and he like leaves the game due to disconnecting then the day should continue I hope so oh BR jck Jack I’m back okay is my audio okay yes is my audio good yes okay sorry about that continue the day [Music] I was talking with my parents and going to about like moving and I had to go downstairs got moving moving moving downstairs from my bedroom to the porch ah I am staying exactly where I am well obviously not you’re going to the porch no I mean in my house you [ __ ] know what I mean yeah I’m being an [ __ ] I’m being an ass hat do you like the new drum block I gave you I noticed and yes I do that’s not where that goes but that’s where it’s going to be for now oh who that boneless hello I’ve never heard your voice boneless you’re quiet hi oh there there you go well well well if it isn’t boneless well that was so unfunny it was funny M for me actually wait give me your Club please I need it yeah uh give me your thingy in exchange oh my God you guys have voices you’re not just like images I know it’s weird to hear you yeah I prefer to communicate in the form of a here we are you want to watch me stream and give me views I got to I I going to get 5 I got to wake up at 2: tomorrow so 2 p.m. or 2 a.m. uh what time is it 2 a.m. what the [ __ ] I got to go to Japan I’m sorry what that’s awesome the HCK take me with go to you should go to Nintendo Japan and buy us thing yeah spend all your money for us be to I have your stream open KK everything works yay yay that’s awesome I don’t have an account on YouTube though don’t do that again somehow gotten this far what the yippe yeah what does it sound like uh ear pierc that’s about right who I don’t what’s up with that um oh yeah um well my family wanted to go to well I like I like Japan so I was like Japan’s cool and my was like let’s go to Japan then for vacation of the summer and I was like okay cool and now Mama we’re going to Japan tomorrow at 2 I want to go to Japan what is this that’s that’s awesome good luck I hope you have a good thanks man I appreciate it I also want to not be in America um I just also I had allive Garden for the first time and there’s a sharp pain in my stomach so not a good drink water did you have shrimp that was nope okay cuz dehydrate you their shrimp made me get up in the middle of the night 47 times to go throw up oh that’s horrible really over the course life or in one day no over the course of the one night I don’t I I actually am more so questioning why you even bothered to go back to your room at that point I had the like I had like a trash can that next to me that I just threw up in why do I talking about this that’s disgusting no I’ve already I’ve actually been thrown up on today so what the [ __ ] oh wait that happened to me um at the end of the school year this year oh yeah I got I threw I threw up once at bro I thought I had the most awkward interaction today getting thrown up on his new new levels though not the first time what do you mean it’s not the first time what kind of lives are you people living same situation different different different wor oh my God the chickens I also double today I double dated at the Olive Garden double date at the how are you living so much better than us I’m sorry I’m sorry apologize you’re too why does musty love me more why why do musty and dirty love me more than anyone else because they’ve been time the state of your room I mean do you get it okay that’s fair Piper we have four chickens crusty musty dusty and dirty yo chicken one of these is not like the others going to see we name the next one busty no it’s it’s going to be nasty Dusty we need crusty musty Dusty dirty and nasty and then the rest can be whatever they want then busty sure I’m just trying to think the end iny Lusty and busty those are going to be best friends they can be our cows yeah Lusty and busty are going to be best friends that’s crazy you ever read the Lusty Argonian maid no don’t think I ever will it’s a book in Skyrim what is this what cling me clanking in the backround oh that’s my um my brother gave me a Nerf hand Cannon and I love hand cannons so I’m addicted to it anyone who’s seen me play Destiny knows I’m addicted to hand cannons I’ve never seen you play but I’ve heard you obsess about head cannons before so Baba bu Baba buy I’m so every time I get on on a call I have an insane urge to clean why I can’t not clean or organize when I’m on cuz I got nothing to do with my hands nothing to do with my eyes I’m not going to say anything to that I’m not going to say anything to that I will shut up this is possible dirty joke could you make in that doing something with your hands that’s an easy one why are you like this you said I’m not being unhinged enough I never said that yes yes you did no no no you said why why would I name it name the stream unhinged if we’re not going to be unhinged which obviously states that I’m not being unhinged enough for the stream to be called unhinged exactly yeah yeah I never made a direct request for you to do you do you mind huh do you mind if we’re streaming bones or boneless okay oh he me yeah oh that’s sick yeah just don’t dox yourself oh wait actually don’t call me by y’all don’t call me by the name that I use because I don’t might be a little late for that but yeah that’s why I’ve been trying to call you PF but ja immedately starts thing yeah I’m sorry this is my first time ever being on a it’s not that rare of a name though so you shouldn’t be too just just don’t dox yourself just that’s all you got to do but apparently that’s so hard for everyone just stop doxing yourselves don’t at all say I live in Washington DC oh now people know where you don’t live I live in your closet that is factually incorrect have you checked yeah what you’re on a Clos you all insist that I’m in the closet and then you don’t even bother to check hey I literally just said I check that’s C uh-huh you didn’t check hard enough why is slashing a sword through all dude I know you’re not in my closet because the Wi-Fi connection in my house is too bad for you to be streaming from my closet hey I’m using mobile [Music] data yeah I I don’t I still don’t think you’d be good enough what am I doing I’m just running around swinging my sword of things you just have to get good Go Fish no I didn’t mean to leave the mine I missed I draw a card I pull out the blueeye Shadow or blue eyes no what what the [ __ ] dragon blue eyes white dragon not blue eyes shadow dragon what the [ __ ] is wrong with me what you sh I was at ComicCon and I had a um I found a stall that had a mint condition blue eyes white dragon I was so tempted to get it but I knew I would never touch that thing in my life what is that it cost it cost $25 oh that’s not that yeah exactly that’s what I said what the hell is a blueeyed white dragon you need to leave c a dragon it’s the most iconic Yu-Gi-Oh monster I’m pretty sure yeah why do why would I know what Yu-Gi-Oh is you don’t need to know what Yu-Gi-Oh is to know what the blue eyes white dragon is I know what the blue eyes white dragon is I know about his hair and I know about the shadow realm oh how I don’t know what that is it’s where they send the people when they kill them right no just that’s just I got a 61 in Pike what is that that’s over 5et dude you’re going to P that’s taller than PF hey how tall are you P 5 one and a half okay so you’re half an inch taller than this Pike is long I’m going to destroy something I going to destroy something I’m dead well this pipe could destroy you in the ring P could destroy me in bed what that’s no I mean like all muscle so exactly well no I was about to say something that would have made everything worse say it say it I’m not going to share with the no dingdong I swear on stream guess you can swear on stream [ __ ] [ __ ] no [ __ ] FG [ __ ] F my favorite swear words is bullu [ __ ] and [ __ ] I can’t do the scream are you scream I dare you no I can eat my mic I can I can deep throw my mic oh God I’m okay I don’t need that how wait hold on mine’s too big there’s never too big stop lying no like oh my God that would literally just be eating my microphone that actually tastes good what the hell why does that taste so good tast this oh my God this is what Fame does to you isn’t it huh I literally have one viewer and I passed out again is it that portug I don’t think so it’s probably you wait that is me you just forgot you were watching I for I was literally looking at the screen I said that oh I lost nothing okay I got a Max perfect it’s a chub I have two purple chubs two turtle doubs turtle tree you know what I’m going to buy a good weapon from the adventurers Adventure is killed it is 11: p.m. please can I live in konosuba I I want to live like coso that’ be awesome what what are you talking about [Music] anime konosuba oh my God this is why I’m not the person in the call who’s going to Japan right now I wish I was going to [Music] Japan and see I could definitely live in Japan because there’s subtitles I just on a new lesson I try to learn Japanese but I’m really bad at I forgot everything I learned from Spanish after 3 years so wait oh my God we just did the same thing be fair but go go dog my dog’s in here everyone say hi to my dog hello dog hello Murphy don’t doged my dog yo I just doed your dog no 3000 oh wait I’m not even signed in so do I count as a view like on YouTube probably yeah probably still know oh [ __ ] you’re streaming on YouTube oh my God yes Jesus [ __ ] Christ I hate that fish so much you’re streaming on YouTube Hold on oh my God we have 115 it’s my it’s my Discord username not his nickname his name name I have 30 seconds guys am I cooked all right I’m going to I’m going to watch myself on stream yeah I’m cooked oh I got in the house okay I got right next to my bed Inception you would have made it if you put your bed right next to the door like me okay literally die I got level six farming let’s go I got a quality sprinkler don’t worry about it man I just bought better weapons I wasn’t sure whether to buy it or the Claymore but the Claymore is slow was slower and it shouldn’t have the smash attack so that makes the wood better uh never mind I won’t say anything I won’t say anything I won’t say anything what nothing nothing you can’t just say that will selling rods let’s go wait he selling better rods yeah I need his Rod is it idium Rod I don’t know what his Rod is but I need his Rod oh my god do I need his [Music] Rod just a thought yes I love you sorry it could have been so original we chose not to yeah we don’t need gbg to be original I just need someone else who moans cuz it’s funny you know I I hate you I know everyone hates me what did I just come back I never say that again what no please Willie sell me your Rod I need your Rod girl chill give me a rod oh my God us I I need to I’m going I need to watch this back once I’m done please make a compilation of us just collectively groaning at you oh yes that was you oh my god oh no my screens just fell out how do I turn up the uh yes sound volume wait that’s [Music] not take it the side all right I’m going to M you [Applause] gen oh yes oh my God soundboard I go through there we need to get MADD to remove that no okay calm down guys actually you can always just mute the sound me that’s what I’ve done i i i m i muted the soundboard volume so I actually have no idea what you guys do I want to be able to hear Michaels or do I want to [Music] not that’s what just mean you know what give me one second wa I just I have mad hops what the hell mad what I have mad hops they what like I got a heart from Willie what aha man after me own heart I think Willie loves me now I mean y’all are like I want Willy’s Willie so much no no you you just made it so much how old had plausible deniability no he names his rods after himself you know I’m just saying I want his Rod I don’t like you I know in a in a way of of with the most love no guys who I hate you with affection guys guys which V villager should I hit with my slingshot to the to the poor two viewers watching now I’m sorry hello two viewers oh I think it’s probably just you guys never mind oh it’s you and in the chat ja I see you watching Inception W in the chat please well I open I open the stream to say Inception to be like ha I’m buying the aridium rod and you guys can’t stop me 750 7,500 you had an echo I don’t even I don’t see it let what is this I don’t see it oh are you a soup good soup ja do you want my fiberglass Rod I already got one a man that sounds painful what kind of FR did you get did you get the idium one yeah yeah that’s the best one in the game basically oh let’s go it better be crazy be made better is this who are you like there’s some way to upgrade it it looks like I can attach a a bobber to it oh yeah can I put like a sinker on it to catch catfish or something probably you can catch catfish with your standard Rod a man you how do i chat wait we can say chat we can say chat we can is is this no you never have no you never have I know okay you don’t got to tell me my my R is staring at you and making bad jokes until you have we’re in a unique situation where the entirety of chat is in call so we can say chat is this real and have the entirety of an agreement wait hold on let’s all say so Kirk is going to say chat is this real and we’re all going to say no at the same time so your entire chat is talking back at you ready chat is this the friend zone no no wait let’s go no no I’m such an awful person why what’ you do what did you say look at chat look at the chat what why would you do that look at the ingame it’s cuz he was the one I have the lowest friendship with already wait what you could do that yeah that’s so mean feating someone to death I was really tempted to shoot George with it but I ran across shoot the slot oh my God okay I’m back hi back I’m dead cooked oh wow let’s see how good the idium rod is I made more furnaces let’s go on I’m coming two ways the hell I’m back oh not more furn not more furnaces no please I I don’t want to spending everything I’m on my way no not like no having more furnaces would be amazing if it weren’t for uh the way Kirk treats furnaces Kirk treats FES like he treats his women oh my God I hate you I hope you know that for context yesterday not yesterday coule days ago in Kirk just randomly decided he was going to in the and has been Jing about it nonstop every it’s so hot okay I’m muting him tell me when he stops okay I’ll stop he you better you better he said you wanted me to be unhinged though not that we never made that direct request yeah you kind of did I extrapolated your words give us good and safe F good that’s impossible good safe fun good good safe fun heyo stop there it’s in the way of the walkway Jackson it needs to go somewhere no I’m too much I’m too much of a coward for that I’m sorry I just wasted a Max charge I want to die then put it anywhere else I’m going to shoot the fish wait the one that’s like the same size as me I think that’s a trout nope that’s a bream I feel like I remember my uncle writing a song about hitting people in the face with a fish what there’s also a tumblr post where somebody had a dream and Jesus hit him with a fish so maybe that’s there’s also a a useless web thing of it’s just a guy getting hit in the face of an eel I think oh yeah love that one there’s one of uh the guys from start Tre slapping each other right the guys from Star Trek huh I I am so going to upgrade my pickaxe again soon as I have enough iron why are you always a minor and everything you might H fix the Sky Block too people just like to like Miners and normal minecra Drake B oh yeah yeah that’s right guys I’m a drake AK a cord and it’s probably a miner uh guys honest a isn’t a minor anymore she turned 18 no I know I don’t like rple that much but that was good that was it’s amazing there wasn’t much like it going on in the past you know few years so the fact that this you know like this beef Gap caught a lot of attention especially since like all like a t of people I thought I thought it was lame as hell until they started going with like the album art being like an image of his stuff like that that was like oh my God his house like his house with like the pedophile pins all over it was yeah yeah I haven’t seen the album covers oh dude look at the album covers they’re crazy there’s one of of great stuff like like his CL and sht and stuff laid out on on some bed somewhere on some bed somewhere I presumably highly specific I can imagine it already thank you thank you oh yeah that after lar murdered and buried his body in p uh Drake was just like I was some good practice you know some good game we both we know we both equally like you know uhhuh uh-huh yeah I haven’t even heard Dr song you can’t even admit defeat without being punted across oh and of course that’s the fact that Kendrick’s album or like Kendrick’s song uh posted like literally like 15 minutes after DRS and immediately some bad about each other that me think he already had a second song there no yeah he did he but the thing is he responded directly to the stuff he said which you can’t write a song in like an hour so he had to have known 15 minutes it took 15 minutes from the 15 to 16 which just which implies he has men on the inside and [ __ ] s just I want men on the endet nothing oh or who did that s yourself multiple times pick aside what was that be never mind what about picking aside uh pick aide for your meal fries or onion rings I’m going to stack onion rings on it oh my God every time I go out to eat like a place with fried food No One Believes Me and I always get it and it’s always great you guys need to have fried pickles fried Pi pick are I believe that’s are good but I just don’t like pickles period a I was a pickle until I changed my ways I changed my ways for the greater good you want to know something silly I used to do yeah so there’s there’s a show called cat that I used to watch as a kid remember yeah peg plus cat um they they they ate pickle and cheese sandwiches and I tried it once and loved it oh God everyone sounds thinks it sounds weird but it’s literally just a burger without the burger so shut up yeah I don’t I don’t anything wrong with that no pickle and cheese I don’t see anything wrong with why is that you it’s literally a burger without the meat yeah but the meat gives you a layer it gives you a layer but it’s not bad to have pickle and cheese Hur which you just tell me and then you have hamburger and that’s the B all the other time Hamburglar e that’s I’m going to Hamburg your ass I’m going to Hamburg your virginity what whoa whoa girl girl I am a whole ass man I’m sorry says too look at your Discord bio what what about it can I can I say it out loud what the resident homosexual part wait when did that Happ you’re in fuing hor yeah I’m resident homosexual pencil marking rearrangers the weebs jail horny jail oo jail for the nazus of MFS return to crab discharged from to prison and I’m not saying that last one what what do you want me to look at gender neutral n gender evil yeah that just means I’m evil bro is declaring his hat oftice the American no I’m just say I’m not saying no gender gender neutral is bad I’m saying that I’m not gender neutral I’m gender evil I will h girl I thought it was yes I’m Ginger neutral but I don’t go by that name it’s actually gender evil why are you calling me girl it’s just an autor response I’m sorry I can say girl jender neutral if you want specify every time girl gender neutral girl gender neutral girl gender neutral what no okay park at my school I I say go piss R in a neutral whenever somebody says I have to go to the bathroom because I think it’s funny but cuz go piss girl is a mem in and of itself um from Gossip Girl because the word letters got rearranged and then image was made whacky in pppa wait hold on hold on Georgie needs a hot pepper to sooth his aching knee what hey guys we’re on stream stop do I’m telling you why does everyone have such a hard time with not doxing each other or themselves this is my first time ever being onest okay I didn’t dox myself the first time I or I streamed I stre shut up shut up one time I Streed stred you just messed up my writing what I messed up your writing what are you writing because it made me let um white noise machine um that’s kind of racist I think I just white nose white nose white nose I think I just r that right I’m runting it on tape that has Polkka dot so I have to not I have to not write on the pokka dots and it’s really song I listen to not like they were no I I don’t know what the song is called but the uh it’s called not like us okay not like us they were playing that yesterday at my um at the car no at my no at my aunt and uncle’s 25 year anniversary oh my gosh wait for real yes they had that music playing and I was wondering what the [ __ ] your aunt and uncle are some rad kids I guess I don’t what I don’t think they picked the music honestly their anniversary I don’t they’re kids probably did my cousin’s probably did what I was going to say do remember something but that b would be the only person who was there hit me do you remember the DJ wait what remember the DJ at prom oh our prom DJ was dead too he wasn’t bad he was just oh my God how do I even possibly [ __ ] do that hey don’t SP on shut up the fish just immediately started to the to the top of the thing and I couldn’t even get to it fast enough before it went back down then what’s the point of having what am I going to take you’re hard take this dick boom boom please take it I don’t want it anymore give it to me okay where do you want it where you want it lightning strike that’s God to tell you don’t answer that that’s a clip say that’s a clip for sure clip that clip that CLI that ch ch chat clip that [ __ ] chat clip that [ __ ] w w clipping it I don’t even know how to do yeah I don’t I don’t know if you can on YouTube oh I got three likes let’s go lightning oh wait I’ll give you like two oh one of them isn’t even you no let’s [ __ ] go I mean now it is number number four number 15 number 15 Burger King foot did you know in infinite craft I don’t know why I just remembered this if you combine lettuce and feet you get Burger King yo you know what I made you know what I made in uh that game what Captain sailor what [Music] Mega neutal what and I and I added him into my d c oh my God we should play DN D yes we should oh my God the nerd should have a DN d That’s What I Call You by the way back in middle school guys what what what if we had a critical roll Style part of my channel dude dude please please please I am begging you I am in two campaigns and they’re both like on like almost basically definitely I need I need I’m like [ __ ] campaigns that are on I don’t think you want me to DM I’m too random I’m in a game but someone someone okay hold on why have I not gotten an English speaker yet like I I’ve gotten two English speakers and then I got a French speaker a Brazilian speaker or a Portuguese speaker and now this is Russian I think does it matter where the speakers are made aren’t they just speakers no in his in his hold on hold H I got to translate this [ __ ] I got to translate this hello okay okay okay what does this say how are you doing uh the lightning stuff okay um how are you doing hey how are you doing do you like my sound effects I think they’re y thank you oh okay yeah sorry I I I was rushing to use Google Translate so I could talk to you I’m sorry I was confused I’m so confused cuz nobody is speaking English in the chat yeah we had a guy speaking Portuguese over here chat I’ve mastered like three languages awesome I could never honestly what what three languages uh English Russian and something else I don’t know let TI Dev the lazy editor blah yeah answer for out boom I took I took three years ofen and I think I know less French after the third year after second year I think I know I think I think I know less French or I think I know less Spanish after taking Spanish class than I did before it’s actually that’s an insult to your teacher at this point I didn’t learn the alphabet until the third year it the language classes at our school are I thought you meant your like third year in school and I said you didn’t learn the English after ni I goofy that’s cool you’ve got Spanish as well I to get yeah spish Quest oh my [ __ ] god that fish is so [ __ ] stupid oh they know Spanish also maybe yeah that’s literally I’ve been talking with them so actually girl in the Neal oh in he just stopped mid sorry I had to lock in for that fish and I still [ __ ] failed I don’t even understand what’s going on in the screen are you breathing is that your air or is that some other like that’s breathing that’s oh can you hear me breathing oh can you hear me that’s that’s mying Jesus Christ I’m sorry tired Dev we’re super loud you are apparently I’m quiet yo oh you know German too okay stop being the same as me what the hell was that no okay so here’s what what happens you game is the unhinged and you look in the mic and I’ll respond to chat and the chat you’re my chat mod I can’t read that I don’t even have an account on YouTube I can’t do mod send this guy to the around mods finish this guy the lightning the lightning is perfect mods Spanish this guy boom I don’t like take care mods I don’t want to see this guy around mods whack is pee I ate a cheeseburger I think you mean it’s got damn in Russian so I don’t know what you talking about TI boom doing my job hell yeah okay I have four energy so I’m going to leave got no purples mods turn this guy’s hamburger into a pickle and cheese sandwich Google show me this guy’s balls what I cast testicular tortion I cast testicular tortion bro that’s literally what I just said are you I know I said it I said it better that’s czy I said it better I said it cooler I said it such a typical man [Laughter] NE get get just just bans the streamer just ban the streamer from their own chat passed out oh oh that’s cuz things do so much damage at floor 88 what about floor 89 uh more damage you’re already at floor 88 yeah the last time I went out it was floor five what a man oh hell sorry I cannot read Russian at all oh my God what does that say that looks like man Zur tomoo nmoa that’s what it looks like in English let me translate that yeah oh I know exactly transl that oh my God trans my hamster just woke up what think might have bot what I think it might be a bot this is not a bot they responded to no there’s no way that’s a bot TI respond to this question why would Sayed games but no bacon or no bacon but unlimited games which no no no no that’s not that’s not even the question it’s unlimited bacon but no Gam or Games Unlimited games but no games I don’t even know the right one Paradox yes that’s the point and wasn’t it originally said by um I originally heard it from schlat yeah wait wait wait wait you go with the second second option because it’s unlimited games but no games but the fact that it’s the second part and it goes but no games means it has less press over the first part of it no if if you have no no no okay okay no no no if you’re if you’re like if you’re if you’re coding something and you and you have an action that is performed and then you undo that action then it will happen it will be undone because the second thing happens afterwards I mean it will happen and then unhappen right yeah exactly so you can have uned gam sometimes no because if they happen at the same time then the second one takes precedent I don’t know man oh guys should I get minor plus one or for Vin or geologist chancef for gems to Imp in V impairs you’re a coder to I went from minor you mastered three language yeah you mastered three languages and you’re a coder oh no you got German in there so that’s four as well yep they said they mastered three Lang it is I’m assuming they haven’t mastered Master German why am iping spatio titty what the hell ja that’s so un likee you bro thinking about titties for the first time in his life how’s it feel I don’t I think about titties funny really yo one of us one of us CU he doesn’t know how to draw one women wait that’s true no I draw I think plent because I draw when I draw women that’s why I was about to say that oh wait I can’t draw men I draw women you are German and the only language you know you haven’t mastered is German that’s an interesting predicament chat investigate this guy CH send Chad send the send the FBI to this guy’s house the lightning the lightning is perfect no your game’s actually listening to us because the FBI is spying on the it’s the same it’s the same Principle as the theine boom I know oh my gosh you should hook that up to your stream have an unhinged stream oh God and then but have the one hour of Silence except Vine boom interrupts you know what sure sure I can do that please don’t do that oh my god do that next no I’m doing that right now oh God all right um getting UNH are you get yet there we go that we will have occasional Vine booms okay okay okay uh we need to smell as much gold as possible we need all of the gold um if you’re on the what the heck are you watching I just got the recipe for guys they turn on the furnaces what I cannot hear deck okay so I just got the recipe for sprinklers so or good sprinklers so we need iron gold and quartz ingots and with one of one of each of that we get one sprinkers the more sprinklers we have for fall if we get we if we can get a set up for fall with a lot of cranber bushes that we don’t have to water we are going to be set well whatever you all have to give me one of the gold bars so I can complete a community center bundle all right guys Tire Dev is like the superior human to who you to everyone no they know all the languages and their coding okay well currently right now yeah apparently the coder and they had old Channel your your boss okay hold on I’m mod so I can see that in in the a how unfortunate I’m sorry that that is what your boss is is your boss watching why did you have to say it in question you have a pay cut what does that mean you get paid less how does how’s the Mayo doing may don’t touch it I’m just petting all the chickens I’ve already done so I can sell them all don’t how long just wake up one day and the chickens are gone no cuz you can get on whenever you’re the host how long we we’ve been doing this for how long basically 2 and a half hours this is going to be a hell to edit no we’re we’re not we’re not as unhinged at like constantly as I am with hell divers oh true true so I can edit out a bit more most of the has just been me standing around Mass genocide run what what are we mass genociding for uh Che yeah I’ve just been fishing most of the time KK honestly I feel like any of our other perspectives especially be would be more interesting than you stand and you and you just hear what the heck we’re up to like just me obsessively going I heard obsessively going Vine boom wait B go into your house no I’m not here I’m fishing God damn it I’m opening GEOS you’re opening GE it’s lightning got a 33in Shad 33 in shed lightning oh this [ __ ] again I need to catch you this time see we need more gold uh yeah I can work on that yes I finally got it a Dorado I hate you so much I’ll work on it once I after I make an iron pick cuz yeah efficieny I hate that Dorado so much it was such a pain in the ass to catch anyway I have it now and I’m going to sell it I’m going to have it cut up El Dorado the I guess dude there’s so many dumb stories about the Conquistadors in El Dorado it’s so funny where do we get Jade Frozen tiar be’s been in the mines if we get a venturing there’s a person I know that would buy that for a lot like a lot a lot who uh I don’t know their actual name who’s putting normal sunfish in the b in the Box stop it for you to sell I’m going to bark at you POV how to spot a stop the B booms no stop it why you just have three in a row POV how to spot a fake Russian the S the start sentences with v or Z like ven or when or Z but I use Z because I’m stupid enough to keep forgetting it’s not as Russian or German I know what that means uh-huh sure now I know how to a neptunite sounds what the hell is void Essence are you actually just like fighting eldrich hores meanwhile I’m sitting over by the Beach and putting a bobber in the water Kirk you need to go into the mines it’s crazy down [Music] there there’s literally out here fighting black holes and I’m just sitting here fishing actually they’re Shadow [Music] creatures what is that what is that oh no I’m I’m going yeah I’m going now the more you know ghost and stuff ja can you donate a gold barar to the community center I have use uh there’s two cooking right now okay I if we can get a lot of sprinklers and automated Cranberries for fall we’re going to be so goddamn Rich what we really need is the ability to make jam for the cran I’ve never you should code start you and play it what they’re saying they’ve played start do but they’re busy coding bro’s engaging with this stream imagine I appreciate it I appreciate it going to level 85 going to get my ass cooked I went to Clint and I upgraded my axe so hopefully we’ll have entrance to the secret wood soon that takes an iron ax I know how many takes is it going to take to hit this slime I got this okay you’ll be able to it actually just give it to me it takes so many hits to kill monsters no I wanted to do it I got mixed flower seeds okay why did you just shoot a whole laser at I I take the I definitely put all the work into the completion of that bundle he’s healed by 60 it’s a furnace just a furnace you want it this is money want this one gets you the oh we should do the 2500 one cuz it’s 2500 what not not right now fine oh I died I can’t say I’m surprised y’ I have so many decorations my house is sa me I got a bunch I got a bunch of duplicates from uh the rewards from uh the museum so I put them everyone their own versions of the decorations I put them on pumin seeds from gunur I did I don’t remember it takes so long to kill anything I did I pumpkin seeds now they expected me to get that reward in fall but I got it in summer oh yeah there’s Moonlight jelly thing tomorrow I need to I need wait where where’s the adventure Guild um you go to the mines but you don’t enter the mines and just keep going to the right Jackson do you want mixed flower seeds uh sure uh I’m going to put them in the green chest put them in my personal chest inside I didn’t know you had one of those whatever the pumpkin seeds are also going are are going in that chest I’m too lazy all right I guess I’m the farmer Kirk’s the Fisher and be’s The Miner yep cuz I’m how do I become a proven Adventurer uh I think you have to kill 10 slimes or something oh which shouldn’t be that hard remember your Club is in the chest I like how fast the sword attacks so I’m just going to keep using that for now yeah they are yeah wait they coded they coded a stard do mod oh that’s sick I need to learn how to code when did PE and uh boneless leave I don’t know well they’re gone so Lely you literally have two people here you a-hole literally die no aole respectfully oh PF is back’s back kef is back hello oh you’re back I was just talking about how you left and I didn’t notice that you left fake friend my phone di my pH died um now joined on my computer but I had to sign into Discord first computer chat marry someone and have kids I wish I could computer he’s working on it no I I I I can’t even work on it I have zero Riz I get no [ __ ] absolutely none I’ve probably lost more than I’ve gained knowing me why are you you and I have the same exact idea what chck statue by the chickens I I always do that you about to say ja you don’t know anyone yet because you go to the smallest School in existence okay give it two years and you’ll suddenly have thousands of people and you’ll be like whoa someone told me to just randomly add people on Snapchat because that’s how they met uh all the people okay Bine boom all that’s that’s just how they met a bunch of [Applause] people that is not how I do things but okay I I don’t know if I want to do that because first of all I don’t use snap chat second of all I don’t actually know those people like personally yeah I struggle to meet people online like even that fact that you uh well you stream I this is my first time on stream but also uh like when you in your hell divers video you just started talking with people in the lobby that’s crazy to me ain’t no way bro it’s more introverted than me oh tonight around 10:00 Moonlight jellies will be passing by pelicant town on their long journey South for the winter guys at 10 p.m. there’s going to be yeah okay is that today or tomorrow that’s today that’s today cuz it’s last day of summer I I missed it on my main file stop F booing stop I’m selling the tomatoes okay I’m going to go kill 10 slimes just so I can become an adventurers hey Jackson yes you want a small glow ring yes you know I don’t really think feel like you need to mention that it was small I don’t think Size Matters all that much honestly well I have a glow stop [Music] horning for being horny being horny in the uh bra being horny in the [Music] soundboard that’s a actually that’s not a horn get your I’m going to go that’s a horn and start to upgrade my pickax because has no [Music] friends you stop breathing it’s like a whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa sizes doesn’t matter even if it’s kids in your basement what does that mean tired Dev tired Dev I need to know what that means oh hi Calico again uh I have three stars now with Le VI yeah I have kico and tired Dev are here you got the regular oh I also have 50 subscribers now let’s go time to have an event for that what’s your event jelly Moonlight [Music] jelly stop breathing into the mic pleas I’m I’m not breathing then who is vampire I’m literally holding my breath right now is that boneless boneless is that you yes it is I don’t think boneless is even here it is no it is them I I was looking at when people turned green on Discord and it’s boness boneless isn’t in call they are what wait no no that’s you never mind I got confused cuz y have like the same color um um thingy so it is c yeah sorry yeah you lied to it you lied to your Discord mod a 132 Subs that’s better than me can you hear my breathing now no okay you just breathe that heavily just without even trying to make it in the mic no cuz my mic is right up to my mouth now because I got um a new mic I got leather [Music] boots uh if you go to floor 80 in the mines via elevator you should be able to get some pretty good boots say less but if I say less then you fir Walker boots God damn oh damn those are good B we said same thing [Music] what B we said the same thing which was what God damn it no no it was that if I told you last then you wouldn’t be able to know when the where I was telling you to go I don’t want no River jelly River jelly doesn’t want you if it didn’t want me it wouldn’t be getting caught in my hook there are other fish in the sea I can’t sea right now fish C is just a 1ot by one foot Cube BR no we don’t have bus I don’t know what bus does imagine all the people hello catch an ice pip oh um I bet try floor 60 in the mines for an ice pip yeah what is that uh I pretty sure it’s some kind of fish okay oh I will go check for that once I see what the adventure Guild can give me why are they open from 2: p.m. to 2:00 a.m. what kind of business is this it it’s it’s because um it’s the adventur guild so they expect you to hang out late after your mine excursions okay are they hard yeah are they hard to catch have you tried to catch one catch what the ice pip no I haven’t gone fishing in the mine at all I’ve just gone mining okay what’s the most expensive sword why are you fishing with the miners Kirk shut up yo bre no exposed oh Critical Strike Chance by 10% can can the Rings stack uh I know there’s a way to combine Rings late game but well like can I use two of the same ring yeah but I think it can help but sometimes not much oh yeah they can St so if I have a two aquam Marine Rings it’ll increase critical strikes Chance by 20% it should I have no idea you never know even though you probably have the most hours in this game I have a lot of pows on my console version I’ll just buy acan Jade cool oh my God we spent 10,000 [Music] today oh God we need that was a bad actually we need a lot for fall tomorrow what if you guys wor I’m fishing we’ll make some back what have you guys been spending money on uh I upgrading my pickaxe for gold and I bought gear H you don’t even need you’re not gonna go in mine yeah I am I’m about to oh bit late in the day for that but okay yeah well I’m going to go catch an ice pip oh it’s not dangerous on 460 oh but I probably should buy some rings to up defense cuz I keep dying the problem is that the game doesn’t pause while you’re food so they’re like hovering on top of you once you’re done eating food and then you just instantly take damage again how do I fish on the East Pier uh you can’t right wait what uh I was told to fish on the East here oh I got a crystal dagger how good is that not that great they’re are better weapons daggers are it’s better than the short sword only by damage what it it depends on how you use them no that’s way it attacks faster too and has crit chance and power okay it hits yeah no it’s pretty good for dealing a ton of damage to a single enemy but um the sword has like a red not AOE but like it it the dagger stabs you swing the sword there we go Max let’s [Music] go the ice or the the metal drop stop stop stop using the soundboard for two [ __ ] seconds please the metal pipe dropping made me think I got a fish bro getting a fish sounds like metal pipes it sound like the start of it it was a quick sound and it kind of sounds like that I don’t [Music] know that was not me that time I’ve muted the sound I have no idea what you guys are talking about it was a Michael Jackson laugh okay that’s not a bro laughs like that that’s good oh I got a ghost [Music] fish have or water [Music] the fishing mini game is a lot easier on the computer than it is on the controller you can press and hold the button rather than spam it sometimes it makes it harder okay I think I’m going to go so I can get up to the vine booms I’m going to go to the beach let’s go to the beach each let’s go get away not I want to see the jellies go [Music] go oh crap I forgot about the Moonlight JY yeah that’s what I said I was not really paying attention oh my God you guys better get your asses over here I’m working on it I’m in the middle of very difficult to catch it oh my God I am on my way what the hell it was a pipe that was way too hard for a pipe I thought it was an eel you can get eels are they difficult yeah yeah Jack get your ass over here look at this nerd he doesn’t have on the firew boots I think my boots go great with my pants look at thiss I clear is here where are they I actually would argue I have the most cohesive outfit out of any of us no I look I have the most drip I look like Luffy so there’s a very big difference between kis of outfit and drip oh uh fish at the East Pier on the beach that’s totally not hard to catch at all and I think you should surely try to catch it but I will try that in a moment I want to see the Moonlight jellies though that was sarcasm I know comment horn storm that’s Calico they’re a friend of mine do not mock them they’re a very good artist my bad show us some art I guess you can’t really can mods ban this guy what no oh we have to talk to LS Le wait let me talk to that’s M I’m stupid how did you I mean they are cuz B was okay I tees me because uh I first got into wait is Le here is Le here is Leah here she somewhere you first got into the over here to the east on the W where to the east never I’m east east is right no I’m stupid [Applause] I’m on it’s she’s on the east perer no get out of here she’s here here I know I I see here I don’t walk faster screenshot okay that’s that’s that’s thumnail right there that’s that’s that’s a thumbnail okay [ __ ] really oh my God oh my gosh just Tex me they there cuz they know I’m the i t g i r l you know I am that girl you know I am that girl still kiss and go from at I I okay I’m starting it okay am I the only one in h who’s not doesn’t play probably you should that’ be great if the so I like cleaning while all around why he just punch the boat where am I the jellies I see you to Hy oh we’re communing with the jellies great song bro it took them that long to notice them babies there’s baby one look at haly’s ginormous camera a the child oh cute jelly I want to see Leia’s reaction it’s not going to show her oh there’s a weird green one yeah what’s that weird green one in front of me it’s a shiny it’s the anime protagonist the oh I I’m wearing this straw hat and that makes me Luffy and I was reincarnated as a jellyfish now the Moonlight jellies carry on towards the great unknown do dope pretty swag I say one more day in uh to start off fall and then I’m going to get off oh oh why all the vine booms what the [ __ ] I no I need to pet there we go I didn’t even Vine boom that doesn’t me I know it was like five times from the vine Boom video why oh my God my audio isn’t who’s not sleeping it’s 12:50 someone get bed ship 300 of one crop it was probably the uh hot where do we get an anchor I uh oh no I donated one who got the anchor that’s the only one left you donated one and I didn’t get one so it had to BB had to BB all right you know what today is rap cranberry day you may have noticed I destroyed all of our uh crops that was very intentional except for the corn yeah sticks her yes uh all right we need to we need to till Jesse Jesse we need to can I go in the mind yes get as much gold as you can no not up there P that’s out of the okay wait I’m stupid I don’t have my pickaxe right now whatever I’ll do other stuff I have other plans oh you can hit it with the pickaxe yeah to get rid of my OCD ass is definitely doing that okay I’m going to go after the fish that uh Calico is telling me to catch all right like ballish I no I don’t know Calico is an a rando I know Calico you know what exactly fish on the wooden bridge near jojamart jojamart okay I’m going to go into the mines and kill some ghosts later for a quest okay and I’m going to go spend all money on cranberries wait leave some for no four this wooden bridge I wouldn’t know yeah I’m asking is it this wooden bridge well there goes all our money God damn $9 is crazy dude you didn’t leave me with any money to crack open GEOS you don’t you can crack them up for tomorrow when we sell some fish no oh my God give me a Max cast [Music] please yeah okay there we go that’s a chub or something no it’s a small how many seeds exactly did you buy don’t forget about the um pumpkin oh my God I’m not going for oh fish towards the north okay I haven’t bought any pumpkins so we can do that later once we no no no no no no no there are some already in a chest oh yeah and there might be some for you to collect from Gunter Gunter tiger trout oh I’m almost out of inventory space [Music] uh that’s definitely not it that definitely not it what is this thing other tiger trap oh my God what is that oh my God I’m not doing that no [ __ ] way I’m assuming that’s the fish you’re talking about does it have like a little it has a hat next to it yeah that’s a legendary okay how do you know how do you fish how do you know how you doing a fishing what how what do you what is the mechanic what are the mechanics you click to move the green green bar and why do you need to move the green bar you have to keep it on the f oh the so as the green bar is on the fish um uh the meter on the right goes up and the meter gets to the top it catches huh I got a warp t to the beach and one to the mountains all that effort is not worth 900 gold I’m sorry [Music] I got to get out to uh [ __ ] I certainly can form that it’s evident oh that’s the first salmon I caught I love salmon best fish though the salmon I had tonight was [ __ ] my God I had Salon tonight too I couldn’t stop eating the skin of it it was so good Sal salmon is usually so good salmon I had tonight was pretty bad who SL Salon is Jack SL salmon you know it’s not a good s s I just threw the coffee I thought I drank it oh my god oh [ __ ] I haven’t talked to the chickens so much to do with now it falls here uh how am I supposed to do that if it goes all the way to the bottom I can’t even get it cuz it just bounces off of it oh you if you hold just before it gets to the bottom it’ll it bounc literally all the way back up to the top yeah if you hold as it goes down you can control it somewhat but hey kky hi Kirk yeah wait you can eat algae yeah it’s not that great though you can eat a lot of things but should you eat a lot of things no up for the B can y’all hear the wrestling in the background that’s the wrong way where’s dir can you hear wrestling no I can’t find dirty there’s dirty I that you buddy oh the chicken yeah it bounces off the top too come on for [Music] just you guys wait our first cranber harvest is going to be crazy it’s going to be lit how many seeds had you got um 86 all right I think I’m going to get off after uh we go to bed yeah not going to bed you’re trapped after this day ending the once any of us leave okay I can’t even get down to it fast enough and I think I might uh head off as well got work to do tomorrow me I’m seeing tomorrow like a freaking [Music] Grandpa B this drum block outside your house is driving the insane that’s see you problem hey Jack Jack yeah um are you going to go to sleep after you get off immediately probably not why do you ask I just think at like 9: you were like oh man I’m ready for bed but literally every single time you type in chat you’re like yeah I set up till 3:00 a.m. building Lego again why do I I wasn’t building Lego I go I go to my bed at I go to my bed your audio God [ __ ] damn it all right it’s too late for me to go switch everything so you’re going to have to deal with [ __ ] quality for 30 seconds okay um yeah I do go to bed at or I do go to bed at like 10 11 every day but then I uh I don’t actually fall asleep and I just end up on my computer in my bed on my laptop go end up you you end up right yeah movement yeah so like I’m in bed at 10: basically every night but I stay up on my computer in bed for another hours another hours yes I mean me too though especially during the summer that’s become a I also stayed up 3:00 a.m. last night and I am so goddamn tired right now that’s just cuz I was up later than usual so I’m going to try not to be on my computer tonight I already got all my social interaction wonderful what what do you mean social interaction what social interaction is there to have it night sorry what did you say what social interaction is there to have in the night I’m not going to make it oh wait do I have a t kit no I don’t on the being on the Discord oh that’s I I I chat on the Discord every night like that’s what I do oh I see all right do you even have enough money do you not you don’t see the money screen do we do you yeah you do you do or you don’t I do I did okay usually uh passing out means you don’t see the money screen right we got we getting off right I guess yeah I’m going to be farming for that fish in my free time all right M oh Kirk’s going to keep playing no I just at some point I’m going to come on and go for that fish by going to go to that okie dokie byebye good night good night I actually got to walk back my to my computer to actually get off Ok Okay I’ll be getting off anyway so wonderful yeah thanks for popping in oh hi Gage I didn’t see you back oh thank you Calico and Gage and um Tire Dev if you’re even still here am I am I brighter now with my sound am I louder you sound similar doesn’t really matter cuz I’m getting off like a minute well yeah I thought I could fix it for next time okie dokie well anyway thanks all of you uh I’m getting off now so goodbye thanks chat yeah thanks chat

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