I Don’t Remember, Do We Forgive Clint? [Stardew Valley]
for oh just nice calm day for some Dees Straight From the Star gonna drink it up gonna drink the Ste the do the star going to drink it and it’s going to be so good it’s going to be so good ah there’s the question did you sleep enough no no no I’m going to fall asleep now thank you for your understanding we will all be taking our 1eh hour mandatory nap before we continue on with the class everybody get out your sleeping rolls get out a blanket and a pillow and we’re going to be taking our 1 hour nap very shortly oh wait no jo Cola says it’s time to wake up actually ah I love you georia Cola I love you so much you know this game is where it all started the whole joj Cola stick this is where the original joa cola was born right here in in oh [ __ ] Pelican Town stard Dew Valley that’s what it’s called pelicant town this is where it all happens also can I get the music please it’s really um quite uneventful without the music let me thank everybody really quick before we um scadaddle scadoodle and hop on into uh our farm that we’ve been uh growing what where are we right now it’s 14 again no I didn’t play Final Fantasy yesterday we are day 23 of spring why that took me so long to to translate in my brain just now everything’s coming at me very slowly right now I had a migraine last night when I was trying to sleep I took some uh I took some ibuprofen I took ibuprofen so my headache isn’t as bad as it was but I’m here and I’m living and I’m living large too I’m going to live large just like the the gourds that I’m going to plant on my farm later um but first and foremost thank you very much to Barry for the five gifted member Pips earlier I can’t tell when it happened but it was definitely before stream so thank you very much for the five gifted thank you so much and Sal mantha thank you for the five gifted as well congratulations to all the pipsqueaks who got kidnapped due to those two’s actions suzui thank you very much for the five gifted member Pips thank you very very much hope you got some good fresh blood on this deck you know what you know what’s actually perfect about this his stard Valley is not meant to have somebody crazy like my ass running the farm it’s meant to have somebody competent and chill capable and calculated the three C’s competent capable and calculated we need to have the three C’s today screw the high seven C’s we only need three of them today laugh track plays cupcake welcome back aboard to the member pip and welcome back for three months that’s a long time thank you pipsqueaks for so many gifted memberships listen everyone’s living on uh living on their dime isn’t it they they just keep they keep bringing in more pipsqueaks and taking care of them it’s like an it’s like adopting it’s like adopting new birds for the ship but uh yeah congratulations on getting so many gifteds what about the fourth SE the dreaded and cursed cookies we need capability confidence cream and cookies what were the three C’s again the three C’s were crab cakes concussion convolution I think I can’t remember the three C’s Jessica welcome aboard for three months welcome back aboard glad to have you hiyoko welcome back aboard for three months as well stard yippe back to that grind also hey three months happy three months to you three C’s the thought it was seven no it’s not seven that was the joke that was the joke M welcome a back a board for two months and congratulations on your sack you said Freak Valley what F stardo Valley instead of growing crops they made babies Danny thank you very much for joining again hi cap hope you’re streaming oh happy you’re streaming on my birthday may I request a greeting from Kermit I mean the heart throb of the high seas it seems like you’ve gotten us Twisted Kermit is not the Heth of the high seas he is the advocate against pollution of the high seas uh but by the way congratulations on your sack and of course Kermit would love to wish you a very happy birthday wait there’s no sound coming oh God there we go and now muting it happy birthday to you happy birthday to you there’s a mod where you can grow villagers happy birthday dear Danny happy birthday to you now I mean double cheing I was like wait it was Danny right I’m like oh that’s a double take happy birthday Angie thank you very much for being here for three months welcome back aboard and chuna also thank you for being here for three months welcome back aboard Mi Haru welcome for three months EP Captain happy three months this is an EP this is an unprecedented amount of EP today there’s a mod that lets you grow and eat villagers they are classified as a vegetable in some states I believe they would also classify me as a vegetable as well ironically enough ironically enough and gme welcome aboard for two months congratulations on that sack who who e Captain happy two months I got my sack you did get your sack and you can use that sack to help pay for the farm please I need donations please give me money I don’t want to die on this farm and Kar karion welcome a bored for 2 months congratulations on that sack have fun with the game Captain let’s see what awaits one of the three se’s was the ocean sea oh Perry thank you for the Super Chat and the recap to recap also cap to recap for your own records you did in fact have a Clint Redemption Arc but I vote we ignore that and reignite mutual animosity if he doesn’t hate me I have I have no I have no quarrel with this man I have no blood to share I have no blood to spill under this man’s name I don’t want to give him I don’t want to give him any attention cozy oh it’s cozy in game what if I just bed rot in stardew Valley what if I do the depression speedrun where I just don’t get out of bed I don’t get out of bed you can go to sleep for that 610 6:20 in the morning ready to go to sleep for the night yeah [ __ ] it right um is this the right spot to be um right here only move the um YouTube chat as well right there is good I don’t want to be small oh I think over here is it the left side it’s probably the left side right for sty Valley no I’m not going to sleep I’m going to go pet my dog weather report yeah is it raining today welcome to kou 5 your number one source for weather news and entertainment and now the weather forecast for tomorrow it’s going to be clear and sunny tomorrow perfect weather for the flower dance the event will take place in the forest starting between 9:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. don’t be late the flower dances tomorrow am I banging am I banging anybody that was originally going towards Emily and she is currently the only one with three stars or three hearts the game music is off Oh thanks thank you sorry sorry sorry the fortune teller ah I sense that a new v a new viewer has joined us a young man from stu oh that’s [ __ ] creepy my [ __ ] smart TV is spying on me and transmitting my information directly to this local TV show that’s not good the spirits are in Good Humor today I’m not after getting my [ __ ] location dock what the [ __ ] how do I grab this there we go it sounds like a normal day unfortunately um dear Gale we’re all getting together for the flower dance if you can find a partner you might even want to participate in the dance itself or yourself so there’s a little clearing Beyond the Forest west of town where we hold the dance arrive between 9:00 a.m. and 2: p.m. if you’re interested thanks mayor Louis hope you’re not still pantsless I don’t remember do we did we give him his pants back no we’re not able to right cuz we have to get into the the carpenter not the carpenter the the farm ladies room down here like south of the place what’s it called the far the not Farm the side [ __ ] the pets Mar down here do we have to uh Maybe not maybe not oh it’s not open yet that makes sense the Scandal is ongoing thank you thank you for the recap now I can Del do my business what the [ __ ] do I have in my inventory why do I have a lead Rod as well as an insect head why do I have both of these why is one of these not sold this is a waste of space just like mayor Lis in that [ __ ] cozy house of his [ __ ] you why do you get a house and it’s so nice and I have to live on this piece of [ __ ] look at this it’s got holes in the side and everything I’m spiteful leis very spiteful um but also I need to work on this the community center I completed all of this one which is like the general one I think ien thank you very much for joining for 3 months it was recently my birthday too but I’m going just piggy back off the last pipsqueak song so you don’t have to sing it twice happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear I oh God I just can’t do the key right now happy birthday to you I can’t do the key right now my God happy birthday welcome back to stard thank you very much hopefully I remember what the [ __ ] was even going on here I’m making mayonnaise no I’m making Jam in there I’m jamming out I’m freaking jamming it the eggs are being laid PL PL mayoo I’m to sell that mayoo I’m going to sell that [ __ ] mayoo and what else do I need do I need cauliflower for the thing not cauliflower not cauliflower not cauliflower not cauliflower Egg large egg not cauliflower I can sell my cauliflower now um I need a duck egg a duck okay a duck is doable I I suppose I would presume hot pepper blueberry mean tomato quality parnet melon pumpkin corn bro I’m not going to remember any of this minty Breeze welcome back for 3 months three months of getting pip napped by pipsqueaks no sorry piss squeaks three months of getting pip napped by piss squeaks gifter POG hell yeah let’s go piss squeaks can I get some piss in chat let’s get some piss and chat for the piss squeaks wait I have a carrot don’t I need to donate a carrot no I did that already oh mother tricker fish tank I forgot there’s all these and unlocking these is important right so I need one of each bar do I have enough for one of each bar captain please please what what do you want from me I’m the captain Oh [ __ ] I’ve got so many things to donate got a p snip let’s just [ __ ] take everything and go donate it what do you think one potato one rice one salmon Berry one strawberry one daffodil I already done that one actually um I don’t need these carrots I don’t think I don’t I don’t know if I need those the parsnip winter root spring onion yeah maybe I’ll need all that I don’t know Captain I don’t want to be a piss squeak that’s just how the world Works Evolution takes place sooner than you can even realize I was actually watching germa Play Spore last night like a it was a it was a VOD of germa yes the germa 985 he was playing Spore uh I I presume a long time ago I don’t I don’t know the actual date of the VOD was but made me want to play that game again you guys have you guys ever seen Spore before how many people in chat have no idea what I’m talking about did I even sleep I did sleep yeah I slept for a couple hours uh if you don’t know what Spore is it’s one of those games it’s one of those games where um what how do you even Define it you you start you you like you have to like make your own creature and you go through the stages of progression of like Civilization I went I went to the wrong area it’s you start out as a cell Spore is it Singapore no we did not just condense Singapore into an its entirely own game this is not related to Singapore unless you want it to be unless you want to name your planet Singapore in which case then it’s exactly it’s exactly that that’s exactly Singapore but no you start out as a cell and then eventually you evolve into like a land creature and then you keep progressing in life and you just keep going and going and going and going can I donate from anywhere in here I already donated this a mother Freer how do I do this you seen people get to the center of the Universe in the edge stage maybe I want to do that because I heard that’s like actually the goal and that’s how you beat Spore and I’ve never done that before you played a knockoff of Spore wait there’s a there’s a knockoff version too damn it I didn’t bring the goddamn ingots mother frecker I should have bought this stuff too [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it I brought all this stuff and for nothing literally for nothing it’s like subnotica no not even slightly I think subnotica is completely different subnotica is a it’s like a survival crafting game whereas Spore is I would say Spore is closer to World of Warcraft than it is subnotica I would say that it’s most most I could have brought these I [ __ ] saw this too yeah I would say Spore is more like more like World of Warcraft and I’m not even joking it kind of is like that it really unironically is and if you don’t like World of Warcraft then you’re completely entitled to that but it’s very it is it’s in its own right similar whether or not I can play Spore will determine will be determined whether or not I can find it on Steam is it on Steam it is on Steam there’s a chance there is a chance yeah yeah yeah I’m going to request perms for this I’m absolutely going to request perms for Spore I’m going to make the most abominable looking ass bird that you guys have ever seen give me that [ __ ] expect that in in the future we’ll do a run of sport to get get to the edge of the universe knowing me I would try to beat the game in one sitting too my god get the Soggy newspaper out of here yeah I’m not supposed to litter thankfully that soggy newspaper didn’t hit the water thankfully it only landed on top of the water surface instead of going into it which means it was not polluted thankfully it’d be on Brandon you approve I would like to do all of spor one sitting dude I’m not [ __ ] doing anything in my game right now I I mean I have no seeds right now right I’ve got no [ __ ] seeds can I just sell this [ __ ] then I can just sell this [ __ ] in my inventory right I don’t need the carrots I don’t well maybe I do I don’t know I don’t know what if somebody wants to give me a quest for something God damn it no give me that bread back what if they give me a quest for it no give me my Jewel back give me my Jewel back please what am I supposed to do can I make a bigger chest is there a bigger chest option can I put two chests side by side and then remove the wall that that separates them I don’t know I want to make stuff and to do that the spirits are in Good Humor today so I’m going to go to H you knowwhere I’m going to go to the you knowwhere what am I wearing hundr there is a larger chest recipe oh good thank God thank God I don’t even have I don’t have my pickaxe God [ __ ] damn it God such such a cool chill day in stardew Valley kind of makes me uncomfortable where’s my where’s my pickaxe oh is it did I leave it in the mines oh my God where is my pickaxe is it a Clint was I upgrading it why did I not get my pickaxe first before ending stream last time God damn it ass Gale you’re making future Gail pay for it you [ __ ] prick the rain does make it cozy no no music just the squishy sounds of my stardew Valley shoes going in the wet mud and I [ __ ] hate past Gale why do you guys sub to past Gale he’s a [ __ ] calendar please flower dance book seller hey what’s up what’s up here $10,000 Pierre you drive a hard bargain and by hard that sounds like I’m going to make a penut joke and I was but I’m not now because I thought about it um you drive a hard bargain by hard I mean hard is in like the romance between these two love birds doomed as hell it was Clint’s fault no Clint didn’t do anything wrong at least he does work when I’m getting my [ __ ] upgraded by him now hey what’s up buddy and then I can upgrade this to a steel pickaxe eventually when I have iron bars if I felt like it but at least a copper pickaxe is better than whatever the [ __ ] I had going on before is in Blondie my potential love interest Sam has zero hearts with me I was going after Haley it seems I gave her a gift what Haley like she probably likes magazines or something oh [ __ ] oh God I’m going to get cancelled but she W she looks like she’s like trendy or some [ __ ] she looks trendy so I’m going to keep going for Emily despite me and Clint’s making up I’m going to still go for for uh for Emily I had to look at her name twice I literally had to look at her name twice she’s so forgettable to me oh wait do I have that baseball bat in my inventory damn it I should have kept that so I could sell it can I take this is this an order it’s in it’s in not order I think people phrase it out of order or something I don’t know toe n on Mason molon ni Vu is go next to I and you shut the [ __ ] up I can’t understand what the [ __ ] you’re saying shut up all right do we get music in here oh God this place is actually tougher than I thought it was going to be when I’m doing so much damage the hell who made these slimes so damn tanky who gave them the [ __ ] right she’s still forgettable with me what what a way to offend someone she doesn’t have any main charact she has like no main character AA about her it’s it’s [ __ ] pathetic honestly I guess last time we played we did go into her dream world where she kidnapped me into her brain which is pretty [ __ ] cool she’s kind of like maybe the character to a Psy like to the game Psychonauts she could just suck people into her [ __ ] mind that’s pretty cool but other than that ability she’s definitely got side character status for for Emily gilo mean I’m very honest my opinion towards Emily is that of um well it’s just that I have no real strong opinion sorts oh [ __ ] this gooey [ __ ] keeps slapping me die gold or thank you why are we bullying Emily it’s not like I have anything against her I don’t think she’s a bad person in fact I think she’s a good person she probably she’s she probably knows I’d have a good time considering the visions that she sees but she just doesn’t strike me as somebody that I would want to like you know get tattooed on my forearm which is my Benchmark for whether or not I think somebody’s a respectable person Len if I if I think to myself one day I got to remember your name and I want to tattoo it to like my [ __ ] knuckle or something like that holy [ __ ] Coffee Bean then I know that you’re like your main character status absolutely God playing this game with no music is actually simultaneously super chill and extremely Eerie at the same time I actually listen to my thumb thoughts more that [ __ ] sucks I feel bad for you guys cuz you guys specifically tune in to listen to my thoughts and here I am being tortured by them makes me wonder are you guys masochists you guys like being tortured with what’s going on in my head cuz I’m just laying it out there I’m just slamming the table down just big dick and put my thoughts on the table so no do not do not call me right now I’m getting a phone call do not call me go away scam caller I do not need you we might be that’s interesting it’s interesting because I too in some form and shape I’m a masochist when it comes to playing games so we at least share that Common Thread we have a common ancestor and it’s me we have a common ancestor chat it’s me I’m the common ancestor you’re just like me for real for real it’s Emily calling from inside the house sorry Emily bad reception in the cave can’t talk right now my favorite Gil streams are the ones where Gail dulu cuz it makes me want to take his brain out and study it please don’t dissect me until I die I don’t I don’t want I don’t want to have any live lobotomies unless you record it and post it to YouTube because that would be [ __ ] funny as [ __ ] if you do ever want to do a lobotomy on me at least record it for Content that way it was worth it in the end you got to you’ve got some new ideas to sleep on did I level up my mining just now is that what that means that’s pretty sick it’s 11:00 p.m. and I sleep at 2 2 a.m. right I should leave I should probably leave now right but let me at least go two more floors down but first but first a quick ad from my sponsor hello it’s me Gail I’m My Own sponsor have you ever thought to yourself man I’m really tired but the late night is when I get to do all the cool stuff well look no further I’m going to make sure that you fall for your own Whimsy and you do all the terrible things like staying up way too late Skip and do not Skip and this is a very important PSA night times where all the cool [ __ ] happens what if we lived life but instead of we but instead of living life we live lived freaky life where instead of going to sleep on time we just didn’t sleep crazy right crazy I think it’s still one of my favorite [ __ ] memes is what if instead of blank we did blank but freaky I think it’s just so funny let me out of here let me out I got to get out of here oh there’s a there’s a ladder here okay well there’s a ladder there but I’m I’m inclined [ __ ] it let me just leave ding it’s a crystal dagger yippe not using that I’m not using a dagger just live in European hours like normal people Define people let’s Define people what makes a person first off if they have no this could be really bad whatever Direction I was planning on going that could be a problem Oh my God it’s 1050 oh God [ __ ] but I passed out in my house what if I just choose to sleep on the floor why does the doctor have to come diagnose me for for anything I don’t need a check up I’m in my house I’m fine it’s 2: a.m. I’m sleeping I’m in my Lane flourishing moisturized even H hey guys I can transmute [ __ ] now whatever that means and a glowstone ring I didn’t lose any money am I good am I chilling Oh wait we’re [ __ ] kill we’re killing it guys we’re fine blah blah blah tomorrow is going to be a beautiful sunny day damn Spirits are in Good Humor today I guess after the Flower Town Festival I’ll go and what’s it called you normal and by that I mean going to the mines nice and I’m going to plant some coffee wait no I got to grab my jam sleeping on the floor sometimes hits different feels good on your back yeah straightens me out straightens me out like I need to be you just layer entire spine on the floor it recalibrates itself you know your spine’s actually not supposed to be straight it’s supposed to have some twists and turns in it like very subtle ones so do not listen to me do not listen to me you are not supposed to you should not straighten out your back that’d be bad let me get some water in game let’s go water these thirsty ass plants H thank you very much for joining for 3 months happy 3 months Captain happy 3 months to you as well hope you’re having a great grand old time here in the world of avalum which is not the world of avalum but avalum boys What If instead of avalum it was freaky Lum and instead of streamers we kissed each other scandalous someone’s really got to take the mic away from me like like soon it’s really detrimental to my health being able to speak that is I got to stop you match each other’s freaks most of us do except Rosco that little [ __ ] won’t even kiss you on the lips he’s a [ __ ] coward little little coward or maybe Rosco’s shy no even in his sleep when I try to kiss him in his sleep he turns away every single time I’m like why do you hate me sorry sorry if I woke up anybody was trying to relax to some casual stardew Valley game play Rosco didn’t do anything I know I know he didn’t that’s why I’m pissed he put no effort into this relationship it’s like he doesn’t love me or something he [ __ ] hates me watering my plant watering my plant wait are these PL that’s fertilizer I thought those were like watermelon seeds they look like watermelon seeds from Minecraft can I get like a real pirate hat by the way I’m wearing a Pilgrim’s hat and like I almost feel as though there’s something just inherently malicious about wearing a Pilgrim’s hat oh my [ __ ] when I when I wear this hat I feel like I’ve committed like atrocities that transcend my own generation it feels like I’m I’m bearing the weight of my forefathers let’s go let’s go get our freak on with Emily the pilgrim gains self-awareness I’m not the pilgrim that’s not me it’s the spirits of the pilgrim what the [ __ ] they put me in a K in a kennel I got put in a [ __ ] kennel what was I PE on the floor why am I caged let me out you chose to wear the hat well if I take the hat off I kind of look like a like I I look like a nobody they didn’t know who I was till I put on the hat kenel like an animal like a godamn animal like um like the like I’m [ __ ] livestock or something hey what’s up W I’m stuffed hey have you tried the red jelly yet you mean the salmon Berry jelly that I made myself what hello Caroline wait I never looked at her really Caroline kind of cute too wish Pierre would spend this time with the family one second hey I wonder if Emily would dance with me good question let me ask her maybe she just didn’t realize it was me I take the hat off smell good hey Emily I’m going to wake up for this I don’t think you heard my proposal last time how would you like to have the pleasure to dance with me it’s no wonder I was here I am just a [ __ ] animal sorry parm thank you very much for joining for two months congratulations on your sack by the way informing me that I have just been rejected thank you thank you for your Insight your thoughtful CL I appreciate that thank you thank you and iy thank you for the super sticker that says game over I’m going make her game over in just a little bit when I punch her the [ __ ] face how dare she how dare she Captain’s No Good Very Bad Day what was that was that that was a book right that was a book about a girl right no Good Very Bad Day what book was that Alexander oh it’s not a girl is a child Alexander in the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day wait I could just read this for free I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there’s gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell that’s a [ __ ] runon sentence no that’s not a run-on sentence that’s a runon paragraph God damn does that book like that always Jesus suuchi thank you very much for the Super Chat you don’t call her forgettable call her forgettable and expect her to dance with you goofy she couldn’t hear me unless she heard me in in her dreams oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] horrifying to think that she can hear me no matter what it’s written from the POV of a child children need to learn how to breathe when they talk uh let’s start this mayor leis SpongeBob no good it get to get cucked right here in front of my own eyes tired moose thank you very much for sticking around for three months hope you’re enjoying your time here who wears it the best out of these six girls who wears it the best I liked Haley the best I think I’m going be honest oh my God it’s 10:00 already what the [ __ ] were we doing out so late I know what I wasn’t doing I know what I wasn’t doing out this late what the hell I’m going to sell my dagger and stuff really quick I’m biased anyway I think Haley’s kind of hot yeah I think she’s a little cute or something I guess I was getting shitfaced honestly yeah just me at the bar by myself reaching behind the counter listen nobody’s in nobody’s in [ __ ] pelican Town what the [ __ ] did you see that right click now holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] wait maybe I don’t want to sell the rod I want to see what that does to a living being Haley is the only woman in your eyes you’ve got 2020 vision I can tell I can tell I can diagnose you I’m not an optometrist but I can tell right now you have no problems with your eyesight there’s [ __ ] no one here oh my God I’m just running around at the speed of sound got places to go but nobody wants to [ __ ] do business with me Jesus you need at least three hearts to get someone to say yes to you at the dance I mean I wasn’t ever really good at counting so maybe maybe maybe I’m the one who’s wrong maybe maybe it was me this whole time maybe I stink rocks I’m going to just go out to the mines honestly I’m going to go to the mines I’m going to die out here I’m going to die I’m going to just die down here this is my this is my final message to all of you I’m going to go die in the mines where men should all go die men should all go to the the mines and just die right Emily is this the world you wanted this is what you wanted they should go to the mines get you your [ __ ] jewels and die die anyway I’m not dying today maybe she’s not in the Pirates I took the hat off I even took the hat off I took my hat off and I said I’ll I’ll I’ll uh I’ll put work aside for today babe and she still said no Emily’s answer Gail who no she would hit she would hit um she would hit e go to her social Tab and scroll down to where my face is and say oh yeah Gail oh right he’s he looks very forgettable he has a he has a face that screams I won’t remember you at the at the at the the high school reunion get the [ __ ] out of my bed dog maybe she mistook you for Sam was it my blonde hair was it was it the blonde was it the blonde hair on my head is that how she got us confused I can tell if if I was drinking a joola nearby that could be the wait I forgot it’s like actually called jojola here I forgot it’s not my thing that’s St Valley’s thing I got hiccups if I was drinking a joa cola there at the flower Town Festival I I can understand if I got mistaken for for Sam if I was wearing the hat and drinking a joaa but hat off no joa Cola in hand there’s no way you mistake me for anybody but Gail gallion I’m upset I’m mad oh I’m [ __ ] pissed she’s never going to see this diamond that does not belong to her more I am going to however going to go give her a toaz because I want her to feel like I still care you guys literally look like twins though should I should I should I be offended or is that a nice thing to say I have no idea I’ve got no idea I’m going to reserve my judgment you’re on thin ice it’s locked don’t worry I’ve got the Emily Express that that litter is still in the in the river does [ __ ] not despawn in this game why is that soggy newspaper still there that’s disgusting somebody really needs to clean up this town this is this is atrocious how can we stand to let Pelican town get so dirty like this do we not have like an HOA are we not taking care of our [ __ ] rights wait till joore hears about this they’re going to get lawyers in they’re going to get lawyered up so quickly can I go into the sewers no no I can’t I think you’re the one that has 2020 Vision not with uh not with the Z patch on I’ve only got 20 of them I’ve only got 20 Vision oh hey stuff what’s up Autos excellent I got to buy more crops I got to do some hoing and I’m not talking about Pokemon I’m talking about crops oh this is hod already that’s right my my [ __ ] daft oh my god I’m an idiot I’m trying to hoe on land that’s already been hoed on call me Santa the way I’m ho ho hoing up the farmlands am I right I’m not bringing coal your stalking I’m bringing love I’m not bringing love it’s actually a pipe bomb it’s a cute little stocking stuffer though whoa pipe bomb be upon you where are your Tomatoes why would you want a tomato when I can give you a perfectly ripe pipe bomb a ripe bomb as they say when it’s fully matured is YouTube going to demonetize me for talking about pipe bombs no way right oh no I’m out of water it was a ho Ribble pun the [ __ ] is a Ribble hi chicken I forgot to pet my chickies I forgot I got I got to pet these guys or girls I haven’t checked their genitals yet that sounds weird when I say it like that but you know what I mean right I’m going to eat this bread could be a boy chicken laying eggs guys don’t be weird give me water BL oh oh my [ __ ] God I was not watering these oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God I was not watering those oh [ __ ] I wasn’t watering my beans what the [ __ ] at least there’s grass so we know they aren’t starving yeah but I was I I really should pet my chickens when I have the opportunity to right because it makes them happy and happier chickens lay better eggs and better eggs means more money and I love money more than anything get wet get wet yeah and I’m all out of wet I got to go get more wet I don’t like walking over here for wet I should build a well I’m going to build a well no I’m not going to build a well I’m going to build a [ __ ] sprinkler system eventually why would I pay for a well eventually eventually I’ll wait didn’t I have like a sprinkler irrigation system down here a well well well who look what we have here crops just waiting to be sold literal land mine here of money I love potatoes I [ __ ] love you forgot about that how do you have the patience to wet every single block well if you think about it like if you don’t water them they’ll [ __ ] die right so you have to think to yourself you have their life in your hands and if you’re the only one who could take care of them wouldn’t you if they’re if you’re dry they’re dry you know let your crops in shut up stop barking at me I’m doing work very important farmer work dog what’s my dog’s name even can I see what my dog’s name is xcaliber that’s a badass name and water the bowl all right trade hats to me my hat cool let’s go buy some seedlings and sell some potatoes that’s going to be so much money it’s going to be so much [ __ ] money yeah I’m just selling this [ __ ] I don’t care oh I got to go see Emily where the [ __ ] is Emily right now did you guys see online that somebody made a stardew valley mod that it’s called stardo Valley hard mode and when you play it or when you when you install that mod it’s called hard mode because if you open up the wiki it deletes your save file if you open up the stardo valley Wiki it deletes your save and you have to start all over again how you like this oh wow thank you you’re welcome you just use your phone no play fair no you can’t do that that’s cheating got to play fair let’s go sell this garbage or not garbage but like yeah I’m going to go sell the garbage it’s garbage to me trash oh did I not did did I go through these already I must have oh hot air balloon what why is there a hot balloon sign is that always there jokes on them I have 2,000 hours and start you memorized everything you need to know my God you’ve gone even further beyond the people who would use workarounds probably would not download the mod that’s true too yeah just play like you would just play like you would guys but if you really want to test your St Valley muscle might I consider masochism it’s free what’s up dude I forgot your name I forgot everybody’s name in this game I think oink yink why do I have this Jam in my inventory still what am I doing with this what am I doing with this what’s my plan ooh money ooh money ooh money ooh money ooh money I love money all right let’s go back to Pi is going to close in like 40 minutes isn’t he no that’s Clint I’m thinking about Clint no yeah Clint yeah Clint’s the one that closes like a [ __ ] at 5:00 I need to go buy some SE though from pierier right pretty sure Pierre is an honest working individual who closes at 6:00 to afford the people who work a 9 to5 the opportunity to come purchase things before he also closes up shop because he’s an upstanding individual right oh thank God I thought was I thought I was wrong chat I don’t mean to say this and I’m sorry but unfortunately I cannot give you that pipe bomb anymore because somebody else has taken claim for it it’s okay it’s okay it’s okay we’ve still got beans what the [ __ ] spring oh I can plant this now this py py yeah yeah beans oh and this Jam let me sell the goddamn Jam godamn damn man sell that um I should be making mayoo why was I not making mayoo am I stupid please don’t answer that please don’t answer that please don’t answer that please don’t answer that wait I need the I need um one large egg for the community center so I’ll stick one of these in the mayonnaise machine and the other one I’ll stick into the little bean man house let let’s go Pelican Town’s full of a full of a bus that I can walk onto full of a bunch of lazy individuals that are getting pampered by the teeth of joore they don’t understand how privileged they are now to have a MAG a MAG a giant magnate that is joore basically feeding them all they need they don’t get it oh I [ __ ] missed my entire prime directive eat sap you can eat sap why demons hello where the where the egg at where where the egg at where the egg one at wait what not this room this room animals bundle there we go there we go okay I’m not a complete idiot okay not completely just just minorly i minored in it I actually majored in dumbass three I’m not an idiot I’m just a dumbass very very very different scholarships that I applied for Captain is a garbage can not a garbage cannot uh if if anything no matter how badly I do it I’ll make sure it’s done that’s my promise to you as the local trash resident boom how fast can I dig don’t touch me don’t touch me Frozen teer give me the stairs I need all this I need all the ore I can get I want to scch up every last bit of it because I need to be able to make a sprinkler system and to do that I got to keep farming but by the time I do get the sprinkler system that I need oh [ __ ] I didn’t get to replant my sprinkler system area I just realized cuz I have the I got no [ __ ] man this [ __ ] sucks why Pierre have you doomed me [ __ ] hate that Pierre dude I should just buy as many seed as I can no I shouldn’t actually do that no I should buy them per the situation [ __ ] hate beer I got one ore a frozen tier but nobody gives a [ __ ] about that and three coal and nothing else what a great [ __ ] use of my time that’s mine now I own that it’s all my property this is my property here I don’t care if there’s a highway next to it I own this all that [ __ ] over there belongs to me everything the grass touches is mine let’s go to sleep on time today let’s go to sleep on time I’m [ __ ] selling this [ __ ] goodbye goodbye tier what was my luck today it was it was good I think or maybe not oh let’s go it was literally just like that also I made a bunch of money okay maybe today didn’t maybe today didn’t suck as bad as I thought it did it’s time to get piss in everybody I’m never going to use my watering can ever again tomorrow is going to rain uh the spirits are perturbed today so basically I’m going to do nothing um and I’m going to make sprinklers I need iron I don’t have any gold bars do I I have to go back mining despite the circumstances okay I need um food I need food I’m going mining I’m going mining regardless m s baby let’s make some good straw baby Jam eat straw baby no do not eat the straw baby watering by hands no I’m not wasting my energy because the mins they they yearn for me I’m going to eat this River jelly I’m going to take all this algae too yeah yeah freak it see if I give a [ __ ] straw babies yeah straw babies Mama gallion texted me she loves calling it straw babies too she loves straw babies uh I can give one egg to the mayonnaise machine and we’ll see where that takes us there we go let’s go to the mines mines let’s go get away they say what they going to say guys what are the odds that I die in the mines place your bets now I’m going to go in there all day all day I’m going to go in there what does a mildly perturbed Spirit even look like I’ve never seen one before are they even real why do I tempt fate because Fate’s a [ __ ] there’s a bunch of [ __ ] vegetables up there that I want to grab you’re not going to eat those right Fred Flintstone Lewis lonus yeah lonus M M M there we go plenty of energy plenty of energy for the mines and I really do yearn for it don’t I don’t jinx myself listen if I’m intentionally Jinx jinxing myself then there’s no way I can be caught off guard when it actually happens this is a preventative measure die I do need to go fast I need to get every ore and I need to go down fast just like that there’s no ore on that floor so I’m going to keep going going oh Crystal fruit let’s go wait I thought this was supposed to be like bad luck today no ores let’s get bad let’s go just keep going down down down freak you bunch of rocks or more or in seven years ago our founding fathers d i I say that joke every single time I say or I think someone’s got to write me some new lines cuz I’m not going to I’m not going to write my own jokes that would be dumb cuz I’m not smart and I can’t make good jokes why would I write my own jokes I need a ghost rider for my jokes anybody want to apply for my Ghost Rider calling all pipsqueaks this is a call to Arms I need jokes and I need them now why not my jokes are funny yeah cuz someone else wrote them yeah cuz someone else wrote them everything that I say that’s funny someone else wrote those everything that I say that’s not funny I made those jokes I need more original material all right well you’ve just disqualified yourself for that pun here’s my application boo a i to break this snap them all right listen I need the ladder now gold ore wait this is based I got one gold ore go to zy he’s he’s busy he’s got his own stream to worry about guys you can’t be my Ghost Rider he’s already streaming like 20 times a day hard enough to book an appointment with him get me in there need that or I guess I could just you know what I could do instead of making my own streams I’ll just take his streams and then stream them on my channel wait it’s like it’s like an infinite content machine I just take his vods and I stream them on my side live I don’t I could be British I don’t even have to be a pirate anymore I could be an incubus wait I’m so smart I don’t need to write jokes when the jokes were already made to begin with I’m so smart I’m so [ __ ] smart react content no I’m just going to completely like play his VOD on my stream and not react to it I’m actually going to go make dinner or something like that I’ll just play as vods Ooh summer squash seeds get these bats away from me goodbye sap uh I’m going to eat these leaks or these horse radishes that’s identity theft no it’s not identity theft cuz I’m not claiming to be zany I’m just playing as content it’s not like I went to the bank and said it’s not like I put on my mustache and go um hello I would like to take out 1 million nether bucks I’m just stealing his content it’s all right it’s okay here we go might not read the book this book I’ve been holding on to that for the entire game I did not know you meant to read the books I thought you just hold on to it in your inventory and it gives you the buff what did it do monsters give better drops now [ __ ] God damn it listen I’ll admit I’ll admit that I’m guilty I might have missed a somebody who explained that to me last time we played but holy [ __ ] Kai Kai thank you very much for joining the member pip once again you are not a clown but the whole circus my good sir I mean this in the most platonic loving way Captain one month youo God [ __ ] damn it God [ __ ] damn it God [ __ ] damn it I’m pissed I’m upset I’m mad I’m mad online oh I feel very dumb right now oh I feel very dumb you can’t make this [ __ ] up you can’t make this [ __ ] up guys I wish I could tell you that I that that that was all planned and it was all just a joke like a long running gag but you you know the truth you you know the truth I’m a [ __ ] idiot oh my God who the [ __ ] invented books to be read a I hate whoever that was whoever made the Papyrus leaf paper I want to go back in time and twist their balls male or or female I will be twisting their balls I don’t care who it was I thank you for the Super Chat here’s a joke what’s a ghost’s favorite shop a boutique mods get the gun mods mods get the gun it’s for their sake too thank you for this Jedi thank you thank you come on on in the distance gunshot come on [ __ ] shoots you in the head with a BB gun not a real gun cuz I would never hurt my pipsqueaks that would be foolish can the bigger St be mind yeah I can it just takes more energy too um is it worth it it takes two hits for a small rock that gives often times nothing whereas the big rocks give a lot of stone do they have a chance to spawn Ladders because I mind the little stones for a chance for them to spawn ladders primarily so in terms of profit value I don’t know it’s better if you need stones it’s worth it otherwise it’s not I guess I technically do need stones cuz I haven’t I haven’t built anything I’ve like I’ve built like nothing I’m going to just keep digging I’m going to keep digging it’s only 6:30 I’ve got so much time left in the Day game you have no idea I’ve only spent 12 hours in the mines that’s a that’s a baby shift real miners they they go for 18 hours a day 6 hours of sleep 18 hours of pure unadulterated rock on pickaxe action they said I’m banging all night and they meant their pickaxe on a rock oh my God it’s that book again can I read it again reading this will gain some combat experience what oh this is a rare slime this is going to give an accessory or something or some thermal shoes I’m going to sell those for money how do they find the time to eat what do you mean the time to eat they’re surrounded by food not the monsters I’m talking about the rocks I got to go fast because I need to go deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper until I find gold some books are liked by NPCs I am not giving any NPCs my [ __ ] books I’m going to learn how to read and when I do I’m going to run for president as soon as I find out what the president’s job is what does a president do hey am I am I going to like get a ladder out of here or are there just going to be monsters what’s the dealio What’s Happening Here what’s the what’s the what’s the big idea there we go or to be or not to be that is the question that I have the answer to and it’s to be I’m going to be ooh valuables more valuables I want that what do I draw for it though this nasty ass soil yeah yeah I think I will oh oh yes Mommy that was a that was a lot of ore that was nice More Boots the [ __ ] what am I supposed to do with all these [ __ ] shoes guys do I make room for this one set of mixed seeds that’s not worth it right you got some new ideas to sleep on oh I learned how to kill things better yippe all right let me go back and um take that ladder I want to get to floor 70 and beat it so I get the [ __ ] out of here your mom just walked into the room when you said that when I said that Mommy I guess she heard me she she answered my calls the master slingshot I should just leave it honestly I should just leave this goodby mix seeds all right cool let’s get out of here and go talk to the venturers Guild cuz I’m sure he’s open at 11:00 p.m. because adventurers are constantly staying up so he would definitely have his store open right not expecting that goodbye there a pirate sword why is it [ __ ] I forgot to [ __ ] buy seeds I forgot to buy seeds he said calm and composed he was not calm and composed he was absolutely livid we’re going to starve you took my only food from me and now I’m going to starve all I’ve got is green algae that’s slimy that’s disgusting I would never put that in my mouth well I’m not going to go to bed on an empty stomach you’d be insane yeah nice tomorrow it’s going to rain it’s going to rain for all of my non crops out there all attacks deal more damage Critical Strike chance increased by 50% that’s oh wait I think I went over this already it’s probably like 50% of a low number like increase so let’s say critical Chan is like a 10% chance my crit chance is like 15 now oh I have to choose one let’s take Scout let’s take the increased critical hit chance ABC always be crit got to do it to survive man I had to eat that algae I had to Spirits are mildly perturbed not perturbed enough to stop me from going to the mines yet again I saw an article about you in the local newspaper blah blah blah blah blah thanks Mom greetings skels our pleasure to inform you that your farm will be featured in next week blah blah blah blah blah don’t bother me Po I wish you could just plant more pad um what am I doing here Master slingshot watering can rock let’s go cook some ore up where’s my ore there there we go put all these Rock things away and that summer squash seeds it’s not summer yet not yet but soon I will be able to plant these delicious summer squashes I love squashes so much much goodbye potatoes I need money after all goodbye dwarf scroll actually did I already give that I probably already gave that to the uh the dwarf guy wait should I keep it though should I give it to him again should I give this to him again if I’ve already given him one is there any benefit does he go likeah blah blah thank you says gun can tell you about it does that mean I haven’t donated it before holy [ __ ] A flower you know I know a lady who likes flowers like that you’ve got some new ideas to sleep on it says behind me I guess I’ll go rummage through people’s trash Pizza this one’s got a pizza in it that was a CD disc this one’s got a pizza in it man throw out your [ __ ] pizzas guys I’m hungry by the way if you want to summon Gail gallion you have to order a pizza online have it delivered to your doorstep and just throw out the entire thing in the Box still and you can guarantee a 100% Gail encounter that night just in case you ever wanted to to to meet me in person just throw out a pizza an entirely good good pizza imagine you bake a pizza only to throw it out no it has to be ordered online I don’t know how but I can tell the difference what are you a raccoon no no donate there you go enjoy that enjoy your new scroll it’s actually a Naruto wall scroll it’s got a picture of Team seven on it that’s Naruto Sakura and Sasuke I used to have one of those I got it from FY which is a shop it’s a store that sells like mostly music but also they sell like a bit of anime [ __ ] and I bought a wall scroll there before all right let me in I’m in and now I’m going to walk into her room I’m going to take your radio I’m going to give you this oh you remember my birth birthday oh yeah happy birthday Emily happy birthday hey what are you doing today I [ __ ] I didn’t s like time for this oh I like making okay she doesn’t want to do anything thank [ __ ] god guys that brought me up to five Hearts I went from 3 to 5 I oh my God I I absolutely insanely lucked out by first off not giving her gifts in advance it’s already Saturday I literally waited till the end of the week I that’s just I I’ll call it like it is that was is extremely lucky Pierre’s is open Pierre actually give me your [ __ ] backpack first I need that second off give me your mother freaking potatoes all of them wait oh my God I can’t I can’t I can’t um I can’t plant these I just gave him 250 gold I think oh my God I just gave him money he took my [ __ ] money why it’s the 27th of spring and these are only plantable in or these only grow in Spring which means that I can’t plant these in time for them to grow and mature [ __ ] it I’m not I’m not doing any farming until summer I don’t give a [ __ ] what happens if I need money if I need food I’m going to go fish and go to the mines I’m a Fisher Miner now Miner Miner Fisher Miner scammed I did get scammed I even had the receipt right there Pierre [ __ ] said to my face no take p seies no no no you cannot take it back you’ve already given me the money it goes to me now [ __ ] you let’s go it pays to read it’s not that I didn’t read it’s more like I forgot what time what it like what year it is I forgot everything give me give me give me give me give me it’s all right I’m going to go kill these bone Lords over here oh my God bone Lord immediately drops a ladder down and I was [ __ ] blocked by another ladder insane blah BL BL blah blah blah nothing at all one quartz thank you thank you for your smidgen could you have saved them for next spring what if I die before next spring what if I go bankrupt I got to I got to preserve my moola uh next year is a long time away I’ll have you know that’s an entire year that’s 75 well 75% of a year more or less I definitely didn’t forget Em’s birthday though yeah you’re right yeah yeah I I I knew the day I just wasn’t I didn’t know the potatoes day is what I was me meaning to say Evelyn thank you for joining the the Pipers for 3 months growing the coin sack to afford our I mean uh buy something nice for the ship is it a pipe bomb is it a pipe bomb did you buy a pipe bomb that’s dangerous you know quick speedrun the greenhouse oh you got it I’ll go speedrun that right now I don’t know what that means I’m a stard do Valley Noob I’m a complete Noob oh nice when it comes to information regarding stardy Valley you could say that I’m potato in nature I have the same processing power as an Intel one potato PC oh give me that give me that give me that dude I need gold so bad maybe I can make it to um oh [ __ ] there’s a tier over there whatever it’s fine whatever oh magnet ring let’s go maybe I can make it to Summer and have these [ __ ] sprinklers ready by then die die die bone sword is that an upgrade oh yeah it is well this has more crit chance this has more weight and speed this makes me faster why would I not use the the thing that makes me go fast although I did get the the crit rate per the Scout perk so maybe I should use the crit rate one I don’t know it’s hard to say maybe I should just say using the insect head insect head is good ding they should replace me with the bell sound effect in started Valley watch ding pretty good right I know thank you thank you so talented thank you thank you I’ll be here all week oh yeah oh yeah that’s the good stuff do that ore give that ore ow ow cool Gail cool thank you ah [ __ ] I wasn’t looking there was a bone in my ass the entire time and yes I’m talking about the fun kind I’m making a lot of mileage down here today dude I don’t [ __ ] believe in the fortune teller anymore they said it was a bad day for mining I don’t know I’m having a pretty good time here okay new stard Valley mod where Gail voices all of the different sound effects NPCs and characters every single line of dialogue it’s all Gale but you have to pay for my patreon And subscribe to it for $2 I do not have the patreon by the way oh The Ore that was pretty good pretty good my tear my coal my ore my Sprites my skeletons that I’m going to beat the [ __ ] cuz I hate you looking ass [ __ ] actually how did Papyrus sound in undertale what what did his spont sound like can you guys can you guys play papyrus’s sound font so I can hear it can you guys play that for me really quick I like how you look at chat and guess what happened wait now I need to guess what happened cuz I have no idea what you mean did somebody like get scammed at a 7-Eleven they didn’t get their free slurpee they get their free big slurp yes unironically wait really that’s kind of funny actually that’s true it’s actually kind of [ __ ] funny I I just saw your and I was like what are they talking about I had to guess and you were right that’s exactly what happened I did guess give me a ladder please the the bats are coming you know back in the day back in back when I was in primat Tera they didn’t have 71s where I was but I was playing maple story and they had a 7-Eleven crossover and you can get like bonus points if you bought stuff at 7-Eleven or something like that but I could never get the bonus points because 7-Eleven didn’t exist and so I had to constantly be mocked and tormented by the 7-Eleven employee NPC in maple story that just looked at me and they knew they knew I had no access to 7-Eleven and yet they just [ __ ] laughed at me that NPC employee from maple story it’s [ __ ] up sho I’m going to keep going uh guess I’m going to eat a bunch of now but we’re getting gold now guys we’re getting gold now I can maybe make a sprinkler or two depending on how much gold I find here all this slimy [ __ ] is so nasty just imagine the this slimy piece of greenery going down your throat slithering down all mucusy and stuff wait why did that one give 12 12 one of them gave 12 energy I shouldn’t need this wait was that yesterday actually 7-Eleven yes it was The Slammer wait what what is star speed what is star speed in game do you see the stat what is star speed it’s new for 1.6 do I have to look this up should I Google it it’s just speed but there’s two different speeds there’s the minus the speed and then there’s the plus the speed let me Google it uh I still have my DN D sheet up from yesterday star do Valley star speed stat it’s an enchantment it it is literally speed it’s an enchanted weapon so it’s got plus four speed if you do the math minus 2 plus six so you just get plus four speed interesting game deleted save no what if I read it out loud and the game deleted my save how would you feel would you feel happy did you feel content with yourself you can roll them turns out yeah turns out you can roll the enchantments too what would I want on it crit chance that’d be nice where’s the [ __ ] exit I don’t think this room has an exit I think I got pranked gold all my energy is getting wasted here this is fantastic it was the second to last one I’m going to freak dude I would have preferred if it was the last last one that would have felt better at least but no they gave me the second to last one anyway let me right click this [ __ ] oh what the Jesus Christ crap oh my God that did a lot of damage so it’s like a double hit that’s cool also the music here I forgot about this music [ __ ] you completely forgot about this music do you need me to turn it up guys I said knowing full well I’m about to turn that [ __ ] up there you go so we can jam out together [ __ ] you oh Ruby okay I think I got to get out of here now on floor 83 though you know what [ __ ] it I’ll just die down here for the sake of the checkpoint I’m going to die down here I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] for the sake of progress I will take this penalty cuz time is of the essence I need to get this [ __ ] done before Schumer give me a ladder Now give me a ladder Now give me a ladder but like I need a ladder now though game I need a ladder now now magma Geo thank you very much tasar but I seem to be missing the ladder the ladder please the ladder please the ladder please I’ve only got so much time left on on this Earth I need I need to eat I need to eat this please lad please please please please please please please please please no no no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait no [ __ ] Moss soup plus one ore per vain chancef for Gem to appear in pair I’m going for the straight minor I like that guaranteed plus one plus one look all that money I just made money back from that money that I just lost your progress has been saved tomorrow’s Sunny the spirits are annoyed today new dish omet omelette very good BL uh Gail someone dropped you off the clinic last night you only took $600 that’s it thank you thank you Dr Harvey for not scamming me I appreciate it anyway check out these beans the beans are not going to grow again right or beans a summertime crop as well are beans also a summertime crop cuz if not I’m going to let that ship die I do not give a freck Frack I could have eaten the white algae instead of that other [ __ ] poata poata poata potata poata potata potata potata poata potata poata poata poata poata Pata Pata Pata Pata poata poata poata poata poata yeah I think so I hope so cuz I trust you and I’m not going to look at the wiki or anything like that I’m going to just trust you smelt these let me smelt you down put that in there I have a bomb it came from a bomb Factory they’re bombs I have 73 iron ore by the way who the [ __ ] made me so rich I should make some more furnaces with the copper ore I think right 20 copper ore how much Copp or do I I’ve uh I cannot make furnaces uh all right let me plant this [ __ ] Bean this coffeee Bean where did the other Coffee Bean that I plant go where’s my coal okay I don’t like the placement of this chest I forgot there was this I forgot there was this button entirely I make this chest purple No Gray for Rock Let’s go to Gunther uh I should definitely I should I should definitely water my plants but I don’t want to what’s happening m Emily I mean sorry my names got mixed up ah another beautiful day in Pelican Town holy [ __ ] flying [ __ ] my friends you should fly off with them spread your wings Emily did that bird just [ __ ] die did that bird just [ __ ] kill itself your wing is broken she’s like rocking it like a baby going to sleep oh you’re a bit different from the others aren’t you just like me don’t worry I’ll nurse you back to health little one everything will be all right I mean she’s a sweet soul but I feel like after a concussion like that or like hurting its neck I don’t think you should be rocking that baby it’s a parrot wait there a those are parrots are you [ __ ] kidding me Emily was the pipsqueak route this entire time holy [ __ ] my Clint be is Cannon Emily took the injured parrot into her room and bandaged the wing he’s all set up in her room but as a token of respect she didn’t give the bird a name that’s [ __ ] insane I’m blown away I’m genuinely blown away I’m going to go give her a gift her for is this is for the bird it’s locked welcome back what was that what was what me trying to go into her house I forgot that I have to go in at 9:00 all right Gunther new stuff for you a bone it’s a bone you lucky dog Clinton can you do anything for me I can buy gold or from you 400 you buy okay for every two I could buy like oh my God that’s not worth it at all Clinton you [ __ ] scammer I hate you y when is the the dungeon master come to play how long is his store open is that something I can find out where’s the dungeon master is he not even on the social list he’s not even on the social list this guy’s not a target one sec P wants to come in I’m going to let PP in and grab a muffin really quick give me one second I’ll be right back right and there’s your bed and there’s my chair and do not go into my chips those are my chips all right be good be good pup hey guys I bought these muffins on Sunday how long do muffins last for before they start getting all unedible cuz they’re very they’re a very moist product which which means that colonies are probably bound to to build up in them pretty quickly right I’m not saying that my muffin’s poisoned or growing mold but there’s one left how long do I have where do I store it on my counter a few days like 5 days it’s been exactly 5 days maybe Max 5 days are you telling me I have to have like two muffins for for food today I wouldn’t risk it I’m going to [ __ ] eat it there’s two muffins left this one and another one I’m going to eat both of them hi pop is it moldy it’s got blueberries in it which could appear moldy but I wouldn’t be able to tell I wouldn’t be able to tell doesn’t matter I’m going to eat anyway the other one though I’m going to Def I’m going to inspect the other one I believe in this muffin I don’t think this this muffin would not wrong me I know this muffin wouldn’t wrong me it’s got a good it’s got a good smile on its face and we know from my that’s not my neighbor stream that I’m I’m a pretty good judge of character you B us a hobby even you’re not sure well I mean it’s two different things I don’t blame you hope you don’t get sick nah even if I mold i’ would probably be fine the worst that would happen is I get like a brain disease but that’s not even that bad the mold would like grow inside of my skull and I would have blueberry brain I would coin it blueberry brain ooh that’d be kind of cool being able to name a disease how does it taste fantastic it’s a great little treat a bit of mold is all right as a snack you can have a bit of mold as a snack wait this wasn’t a blueberry muffin it was a plain muffin oh no I’m eating mold oh oh [ __ ] sorry I did not mean to bring the house down just now all right pause game I’m going to eat my muffin going eat my muffin just put the egm on ah going to turn to Rosco I’m going to turn pink I I don’t want to be pink Pink’s like the worst color it’s not the worst color the worst color is actually like a vomit green and even then I like that color I even like vomit green I think natural like foresty greens are really pretty I don’t think there’s any bad colors let me bring up a color wheel actually um color spectrum I’ll put it up on screen we can look at it together all right we’ll do this this is um not the right display probably but it’ll work it’ll work for our cause so I think but I can’t Mouse over it I can’t show you guys my mouse so I can’t explain which one I like but I don’t think there’s a single bad color on the color spectrum I think they’re all super pretty if I had to pick one if I had to pick a color to remove from the color spectrum I think I would remove spring green the y or the the green that’s close to Yellow like more towards the yellow than the green side I would have removed that green there guys gun to your head you have to remove one color from this picture which one is it yellowish green yeah I don’t like yellowish green you wouldn’t remove sky blue you’re [ __ ] in the head Brown there’s no Brown on here you have to pull one from this this sheet right here you would remove yellow I just [ __ ] vanished From avalum the Muddy yellow going red that’s called orange that’s orange what you described was orange ah I think every color except for the like the spring green I want to keep I think they’re all good colors I think orange is the tastiest color too yeah I think orange is the tastiest color on the Spectrum tasty yeah tasty like it would probably like if it was a food it would taste the best you love C but you would take it out why why would you take out the color that you like why is everybody questioning tastiest yes the tastiest if you if you gun to your head you had to if you had to see something in front of you it was a square block if there was a square Block in front of you that was food and the only difference between them was the color between them I would eat the orange one there is a food called orange so it checks out yeah go eat how about you guys go eat a would you like a bite of my blue nobody says that they’re blueberries somebody says blue blue didn’t get their own food named after them oh I’ll have a try this red oh the what what’s a red orange oh I know what an orange is immediately you say orange I know exactly what goes in my mind a nice round ripe fruit with a little green little nipple at the top of it too the tastiest color is orange purple looks delicious purple looks like it will kill you purple was made to be stored underneath your bathroom sink that’s that’s what you use to clean off your windows is that color purple there that’s stored in a plastic bottle with a spray nozzle attached to it that you use when you’ve made too much of a mess in the bathroom grapes are purple but they’re not called Purple dangerous the dangerous it’s a dangerous color okay what’s the most dangerous color on this spectrum to eat then how about this since clearly I’m wrong what is the most dangerous color to eat if you had to obviously everybody has their preferences on which one they would pick what’s the most dangerous one green two greens three greens neon green dark blue blue red purple purple blue purple blue green it’s all over the place it’s all over the place it truly is blue is danger personified all right I’m going to let you comment again I’m going to look for your comment what what does that me what does that mean by that what what what does danger personified mean to you what does what does blue done to you do we need to unpack this on stream fun fact blue is considered an appetite a present because there aren’t a lot of blue foods found in nature or commonly eaten blue to use suggests the lack of oxygen and suffocation like stuck in space type beat I get that I get that blue is just e that’s crazy because how many of you guys grew up and like your favorite color was either red or blue almost everybody that I knew their favorite color was blue even I my favorite color was blue for a long time my sister and I um we fought on that too we’re like I like blue no I like blue and so one of us had to like blue and the other one had to like another color um I ended up winning so I liked blue and my sister ended up liking green instead she made that her personality oh there’s no pink on this I just realized man this is a terrible image why did I bring up this image sorry these muffins are very big there’s a lot of muffin to get through which shade of blue sky blue sky blue we eat purple and we run from Blue we’re Le learning a lot about each other today huh have you guys ever seen what color my bird is by the way is she scary up up up up jump jump up up up up up you got to jump get use your legs got use your legs up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up up there you go oh yeah nice jump nice jump there you go I mean actually your jump sucked but good job getting up here there you go there you go Huggies Huggies your mom told you for years her favorite color was blue and found out as adult it was a lie does she have a favorite color cuz if she doesn’t have one that’s I mean that’s fine like if you’re kid asks you what your favorite color was and you don’t have a favorite color you just pick one right why are you looking at my muffin so intently uh pup I almost called you pip this is not for you this is for me there you go give you some Pats your friend doesn’t have a favorite color and it scares you I feel like some people will go the extreme opposite too and they’ll make a color their entire personality not me though it’s not like I have been enjoying the color yellow gold for my entire life and made that a part of my personality or something as a pirate that wouldn’t be me okay I’m going to put the M down color time’s over we’re going back we’re going back to class everybody the color recess is over let me just uh re prep myself let me get get myself prepped with pup on my lap cuz I have to get comfortable again all right take a swig of my soda does it um does the muffin actually have mold I don’t know if it does I’ll find out later when I’m sick but I’ll blame the vegetables instead H God damn it po you make things very difficult you know that you make things very difficult for me I’m going to play starded Valley now let’s go oh my God I crit for 162 why did I do so much damage pop damn it what are you what I’m going to shake you like a dog I’m going to shake you like the dog that you are I’m holding you very tightly because you piss me off so much you pissed me off so much pup I’m like I’m holding my mouse with my right hand and and then pup pushes his head underneath my arm and lifts my hand from the mouse so that he can stand on the arm of my chair he’s so disrespectful excuse me you’re so disrespectful pup not a carer in the world for your father not a damn care in the world uh hey guys since you’re all here for my stream before the vegetable stream later tonight let me go ahead and spoil do you guys want to know what the theme of tonight’s vegetable stream is I won’t tell you what I’m going to have but I can tell you what the idea behind it is the idea behind tonight’s vegetable stream if you don’t want to know if you wanted to be surprise mute now 5 4 3 2 1 tonight’s theme is going to be trying vegetables that are critically acclaimed just like the MMO RPG Final Fantasy with the free trial up to level 70 and the expansion storm blood and Heavens W included I’m going to be trying vegetables that most vegetable eaters will die on their Hill I’m trying the vegetables that you guys can’t say that I’m eating bad vegetables I’m trying vegetables that all vegetable eaters eat and enjoy the goto vegetables that is your hint for tonight that guy dropped oh my God that guy dropped an iron bar for me taru holy freak Frack let me move my body all right cool oh now let me move my model to the side so you guys can see better wait should I be on the other side over here right here is this better white algae what makes it shut the hell up please come here up come what you parking at what you parking at hey hey hey hey heyy hey I’ve captured you you’re stuck in my grasp shut up what are you groan for it’s like fine leave see if I give a [ __ ] I hate you too pup no he’s he hears other dogs he hears other dogs I know exactly what his problem is he wants to go and kill he wants to go slay other pups oh my God is that a diamond more diamonds I’m going to be rich Diamond wait oh my God that’s that mushroom that’s that mushroom that I need and then we get the go where’s the music in the mines come on video game I need music otherwise I’m going to feel awkward also the gold stocks today four gold ingots which means I can make four sprinklers so far I need more quartz so I need to refine more quartz oh this is going to be so good it’s 2:40 p.m. I have four sprinklers available to craft no six I have six sprinklers available to craft I should probably go and go to I’ll go to floor 85 then I’m going to backtrack to get more copper ore because I need copper ore to make furnaces I need more furnaces I need more furnaces so desperately actually know what I need is a [ __ ] ladder we’ll start with a ladder please Pap I just let you out now you want to come back in is that how we do this is that how we’re doing this all right I’m going to let you in but you have to apologize to me you have to apologize for abandoning me in my time of need okay let’s go hey good boy I know you’re the best I know I know you’re the best that ever was did you guys know pup can do a high five pup’s a badass they’ll jump up and slap both of your hands it’s actually like a high 10 he’s an overachiever watch out get away from the trash trash dog I feed you plenty can you do a high 20 I can’t do a high 20 if I had an extra pair of hands I bet he could dang he’s smarter than me what happens when your friends reach out or like extend their hand for a high five what do you do do you like lick their hand just awkwardly like thank you slap that dude you do a back flip sick wait that’s awesome that’s epic oh [ __ ] I wanted to go past so I can get these boxes want to get these barrels and boxes ooh that was worth it actually two more summer squashes okay let’s go back up and wait I could have just gone down down here really quick let’s go back up after I get this gold door nice I have a lot of gold or now this is fantastic this is fantabulous let’s go get some copper and there’s the copper so for every 20 copper that is oh it’s a [ __ ] landm what’s it called it’s um Treasure Trove I think is what a pirate would refer to it as because I’m a pirate is that’s what I would say it’s a treasure Trove positively bursting at the seams how do I eat something I need to eat something cuz I’m starving in game oh I have algae slurp your dog has a master’s degree in college in computer science okay but like I bet he got like a [ __ ] scholarship didn’t he privileged pup little privileged ass pup got a full ride probably was valoran of their High School too I’m jealous yo are we G keeping ladders today it just feels like they’re so rare now [ __ ] you [ __ ] you nothing in this [ __ ] [ __ ] you come on give me more copper I need more of this I’ve only got 34 Co damn I got 34 copper ore already actually that’s really good wait that’s that’s actually really good what am I getting upset for that’s good [ __ ] can I make a bug steak with this already uh I need 10 need four more please I don’t want to die down here I got 14 13 11 8 I’m going to die down here five four I missed one okay I’m [ __ ] that guy doesn’t give any bug me use bombs to save energy [ __ ] you’re absolutely right I have bombs right here you’re [ __ ] right oh you’re so right oh this is why you’re the brains this is why you’re the brains of the operation I got nothing to eat do I I can’t make a snack or nothing I can’t make a little field snack or nothing well you know what I can do is enter the first floor over and over and have bug spawn perhaps bug all right well I guess [ __ ] my luck I didn’t want bug meat anyway that’s for gross people oh algae let’s go wait I had two of them what the [ __ ] why do I have two algae I have One Singular algae nuh I got I duplicated that [ __ ] bug me bug meat bug meat all right nice steak see guys nothing to worry about Captain’s got everything under control holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that stardew Valley Almanac farming experience yes please and I leveled up my farming what the hell I love reading did you guys see that tweet online where the guy who was the host of Reading Rainbow he did a tweet of him like doing the little rainbow thing and it creates like a little Rainbow effect on screen cuz he’s like the Reading Rainbow Guy and then somebody quote retweeted him and he said and they said um why are you doing this like woke [ __ ] for a children’s show he’s like it’s the Reading Rainbow it’s the Reading Rainbow he was so done with him he was so done with it just trying to spread a bit of positivity in the world someone’s like all this woke [ __ ] it was really funny seriously yeah I have been like was it yesterday I can’t remember if it was yesterday or not might been the day before but it was really funny all right [ __ ] me I’m starting to feel exhausted probably because I’m swinging my pickaxe and missing all right I should have used the bomb whatever I’ll use the bomb now I should have used the bomb to begin with over there but whatever [ __ ] it we bomb thank God I was able to get there your family is talking about it during your brother’s birthday dinner that just so stupid I can’t tell if the person who who said it originally was trying to do it for attention or what but that is some insane ignorance insane in the membrane oh algae yes everything’s glitching no don’t worry don’t worry um it did go through it did go through sorry no I’m I’m still bad at reading um streamlabs because I I need like a I need like a specific notification for it and doesn’t doesn’t have one for it but thank you very much snow I appreciate it thank you for the uh thank you for the donation OMG I don’t know why Apple won’t let me superchat you but thanks Gale for making my summer break more fun absolutely thank you very much I appreciate it I’m glad that the streams are fun for the whole they’re fun for the whole family including pup I got to get out of here I got to go I got to get out of here are you going to kill them pup you going to rip their neck open you going to just tear to their jugular with your your Kines that’d be kind of cool sh thank you thank you oh p is saying thanks to the Super Chat oh you guys know you guys know dog language better than I do did I touch my chickens shut up sorry I didn’t mean to yell yes I did they’re trying to sleep all right you sleep then nice we smelted that [ __ ] that’ll be ready for tomorrow morning farming Loom quality retaining soil wait is this [ __ ] actually good I threw that away earlier plus ho proficiency finally I can go make some real money in the city and potatoes what’s up what’s up you barking at people you barking at people high five high five good boy let me get a toy let me let me shake him around a little bit with a toy one second one where is it where’s your toy where’s your toy puff go light it get it get it there you go I don’t know if you guys can hear them over the sound of stard Valley Music let me mute the stard Valley Music really quick get it all right start growling or something tell the whole world what you want to say it’s probably quiet he’s really quiet right now he’s like going he’s like he’s doing his pirate impression he’s doing his impression of me there you go get it you can hear it that’s impressive that’s impressive you’re bring give it to me get give me the toy give me the toy give me the toy yes shake it [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up yeah yes snap its neck ruthless he’s ruthless ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves uh weather report it’s going to be a beautiful SUNY day tomorrow damn oh it’s summer it’s summer guys uh fortune teller uh Spirits are very happy today on the first day of summer well [ __ ] you I can’t I can’t do that I didn’t read what that said but that’s okay they do reruns my crops are [ __ ] dead we are under [ __ ] attack by the sun that’s okay let’s start by getting rid of this [ __ ] I have untilled the ground wonderful all Today’s Energy is going to be spent on remodeling ing for summer vacation why do I have this bone sword still what the [ __ ] it’s 100° every day where you live you do not like summer dare I say I could Cur that [ __ ] blows that [ __ ] freaking blows the heat the mugginess the sticky backs the sweaty ball Ball s none of it good for business well maybe the sweaty balls are but not in my business damn it oh I keep tearing up the land wait can I just no I can’t I’m wasting so much energy getting rid of these pathetic okay let’s get that hoe and start a hoen no not the not talking about Pokemon organize organize summer squash seeds I need those I’ll just plant those get them out of the way it’s free stuff let’s hope wait okay I need to I need to do math now so I need to to this out not math I need to do geometry one two break this down this just’s an way too give me my axe muel get me axe sorry I might be a little focused here not because this is intense but because I don’t want to [ __ ] something up I don’t want to I don’t want to mess up my master plan let me grab my ingots my quartz okay I can make five of these sprinklers nice one 2 3 4 uh five shut up dog sorry I’m used to PP do I have any more gold ore that I can cook up no I have quartz I need to cook up quartz and I can make one more okay so one two three wait that’s fine hold up that and then the gold door oh I needed to make more furnaces that’s right nice nice get this tree out of here I [ __ ] hate trees there we go wait you can just pop acorns out of the ground like that what the [ __ ] okay I got to keep hoing I got to move this guy I scared off eight crows well done scarecrow man I need you to relocate though I need you and you and you right here I’ll make another scarecrow too how do you make them would yeah that makes sense would you believe it if I said I had that right there put this one like right here maybe no that’s that’s asymmetrical this line right here do right here there we go that rock out of here and one more for good measure nice let me get this tree out of the way this tre’s in the way I’m on my deforestation Arc only if the trees inconvenience me only then will the Tim Bur bur I have no qualms with trees that are not in my path but if a tree needs to die then call me the serial why did I get a small Crystal just now chat why did I just get a small Crystal what the hell I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth but I would like to know which horse gave me that gift what the [ __ ] okay let’s plant letu pranto and go buy some seeds let’s go buy summer stuff let’s go buy summer stuff it’s time to go buy summer crops let’s go decide what we’re going to be doing for the summer in fact I might even buy a fall tree to get fruits with who knows um want me to slay a squid kid I’ll kill something eventually hey Blueberry meelon Blueberry melon blueberry melon Peppa pepper seeds wheat is summer and fall and can probably make beer right radishes poppies why the [ __ ] are poppies so expensive poppies if you if you do poppies you get four weeks of poppies you get five weeks of radishes if you are on your aame you get five weeks of radishes did I water the plants no I didn’t water them you’d only get two harvests of blueberries in summer Tomatoes you get two harvests of tomatoes peppers Peppers you get six I’m going full pepper I’m going full pepper I’m doing it I’m full peppering I’m going full pepper that’s a lot of pepper that’s a lot of [ __ ] is it Okay C best no it’s okay I’m going to do what I want to do I think I’ll uh I’ll stick to my guns for for this pente yeah that means that means hot oi um then you say uh oi wait how do you say look like a what’s a cute word for girl in Spanish again I keep think the word muchacho keeps coming up to my my head and that’s just not the right word muchacho is not it guapa do people say that muchachito ain’t no [ __ ] way Mamita that’s the one that’s the one I’m thinking of mamasita oh my mom says chica as well but that’s a Five Nights at Freddy’s character I think I don’t think that’s right Mom I love animals Mr Gail if you treat yours well I’m sure we’ll become good friends can you sell me stuff please can you sell me stuff please no okay guess I’ll do that thing where I go [ __ ] myself again should I even bother moving these I don’t want to I got no energy I don’t got time for this [ __ ] I need foodoo um Wonder find quartz away need to take this let me put this [ __ ] away let me go put these away oh wait it’s Monday I got to go give um what’s her face the the person that I’m interested in but not really I got to go give her stuff we’ll get there though we’ll get there BL BL BL BL okay let’s plant this ship yeah yeah that’s that stardew Valley ASMR you guys like look listen to that listen to that seed planting that sounds gross now that I say it out loud ew I don’t like that I’ll get my sprinklers I’m going to get my sprinklers I’m going to do it and I’m going to go put them up there how do I arrange these properly um let’s start like this and then this this and then this and then this and then uh this shut up not like this this spot’s going to get missed this wait I’m not doing this right I’m doing this wrong actually I don’t know my patterns oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I forgot how to do this um oh oh my brain hurts oh actually my headache’s coming back oh [ __ ] this isn’t the most efficient way to do this this is not the most efficient way to do this it’s not it’s not it’s not it’s not one two there’s like it doesn’t make any sense [ __ ] it wait I think I I think I unintentionally just did it right oh that’s how you do it oh we got it yay we got it who I did it right let’s go okay [ __ ] jeez that was that did not need to be that hard oh wait I I didn’t even need to do that whatever [ __ ] it I have no energy I need food I’m going to the bar I’m going to the bar cuz I got to give Emily a toaz my betrothed Emily she doesn’t know it yet but soon she’ll find out that all these yellow Jewels were to remind her of me y I got a broken CD hey you can you get this garbage out of my inventory please throws this garbage on the corner you like this the warm soothing energy the stone helps us reens our thoughts didn’t work for me I’m going just say that out loud I I that did not work for me oh right she’s tending to that bird is that bird in her room can I go see it wait I want food also I want what’s the best food let’s see bread is 50 this is way too expensive what the [ __ ] Spa no bread bread is like the best no no salad’s better the vegetable eating stream started today huh go [ __ ] yourself Mario it’s locked a damn it whatever that bird cry is it sounds really pretty why is stard Valley So Pro vegetable I don’t get it they act like you’re like running a farm in this game or something it’s so stupid I’m not running a farm I’m running a business all right let’s till till death do we part get it it’s a pun get it get it get it get it get it get it did you get it did you get it get it did you get it I didn’t do this right I lied I did not do this right or did I do this as best as I could there’s a [ __ ] bat why is there a bat why are did you just deliver your dead body to me what on a platter dude this [ __ ] looks so ugly but it’s the most efficient way please don’t flame me I know it’s ugly I’m sorry I’m sorry it’s ugly I’m sorry uh mucho calente these seeds Pack quite a bunch aren’t there seeds like spicy seeds like there are some seeds that are just like really spicy is it chili seeds chili seeds right they put them in chili chili oil and stuff we don’t even wait for them to grow we just slap that [ __ ] into a vial they start raising chilies from very young I’m going to get rid of this so I don’t mistake it for actual tillable land I should water these right ad go away do I have to water these uh if they’re sprinklers do I have to water it for the day or am I wasting my time and energy can I just wait for the sprinklers to take effect tomorrow morning or do I not get the growth benefit of the day I don’t need to like right now I don’t need to for today yes a I’m out of water matter of water you don’t have to water them if you have the sprinklers but like for tonight right like I would I don’t have to be doing this watering right now if you want to grow today yes I do need them to grow today yeah I’m going to die out here well this is awkward did I just pass out [ __ ] I’m in bed Spirits are in Good Humor today I’m not that’s the sound of the sprinklers pissing on everything God bless them God bless them and everyone all right let’s get all this garbage out of here I need this [ __ ] out of my inventory cuz I’m going to the mines I’m going back going back to the mines I’m going to go do my due diligence honestly I don’t even care what’s in here I don’t care I don’t care just shove it all in there all of it go in there and the watering can too [ __ ] you actually no wa there’s some crops that that are not getting walled here we go or go away I can make another furnace nice and the stone to go away let eat this [ __ ] salad M was that a Caesar salad my f thank you for your service chickens what oh my God they blocked off their chicken coup they’re trying to board me out of it is it cuz I’m not feeding them enough sorry there look at that fresh [ __ ] hay let’s go to the mines let’s go do it I thought I could glitch out of the game if I if I walked into that Branch there so we’re back in The mindes Swinging our pickaxe from side to side side side to side and we will oh [ __ ] I’m a jackass everybody I’m a jackass Barry thank you very much for the streamlabs donation I’m so sorry I never noticed I’m bad cuz I’m a bad person cuz I’m a terrible human being um they said have to lurk but want do to show appreciation even if you’re the Menace to ever if you’re the Menace to ever hit pelican down your stard streams always entertain and have a special place in my heart for inspiring my first Clips congrats on learning how to read ironic considering I forgot to read that I’m so sorry I’m a piece of [ __ ] thank you very much for the donation I should buy a silo and fill it with hay so have to keep feeding my animals H interesting okay I’ll take a look at that oh my God they’re locking me out with the ladders H nothing cool shitty first floor love it love it wait there’s copper down here I could have just kept going there’s actual copper or here too my HP is at half already I’m getting my ass tossed like a salad ironic cuz I just ate a salad I guess they really meant it you really are what you eat solar Essence I don’t see what there is supposed to be so I don’t see what there is to be so Sunny about down here in the mines watching me play makes you want to play too A lot of people say that like when I’m playing St Valley it inspires them to also pick up their own save files too I think it’s fun I think it’s fun playing side by side it’s like we’re all experiencing the run together but you’re just slightly better than me just slightly cuz I’m still pretty good right right all right guys right give me a ladder please there we go no arm is thank you very much for two months congratulations on that sack of yours thank you Gail for always accompanying me with your stream until I’m asleep love you Gail thank you very much for sticking around honestly um viewers that fall asleep to the stream are super like unironically like super helpful too like just from a pure numbers standpoint I don’t know if you guys realize this but he falls asleep to one of our streams it helps out a ton like a lot a lot really do so thank you thank you for falling asleep to my streams it’s like uh it’s like having a stuffed animal to go to sleep with right when you play a streamer on the side it’s kind of like going to sleep with a stuffed animal in a way not to not to infantilize the idea of sleeping to stream but I do it too it’s got that same comforting feeling how do you explain being a vtuber to the people who don’t know what it is you don’t you don’t explain what a vtuber is and specifically being a vtuber once again you you just don’t you don’t that’s not a barrier that’s ready to be broached yet I would say I don’t think the world’s ready for vtubers and then I think think about how people are paying for time time oh [ __ ] they’re paying for Time Square space advertising me personally I’m definitely not I’m not going out they saying oh yeah my job listen I make penis jokes on the internet no no no I don’t do I don’t do that no but uh but let’s just say getting money but not telling people how you got it makes it suspicious I’m an Entertainer I’m a streamer both of which are very true without delving into the uh specifics of it and God forbid I tell them I’m a pirate they’ll have my [ __ ] neck ladder gold can we see some more gold today in the mines perhaps my job I role play as a pirate no no not for kids’ birthday parties it’s for adults immediately their minds think to like a a sexy Halloween Spirit pirate costume they imagine me in in skimpy clothing not with a peg leg but with a how do you phrase this how do you phrase this without going too crazy yes I do be finding booty for my streams oh by the way um this floor has so much gold oh a it’s so good if I use a bomb on these gold ores by the way do I still get the benefit of being a minor with my skills where where do I see my skills do I still have my benefit of um plus one ore per vain I’m going to try it out I’m going to try it out I’ll do it on the last ore here all right let’s see how much this gives if it gives more if it gives three it only gave two which makes me sus it only gave two can I make a cherry bomb need copper ore still damn someone said yes so it still works I believe you I believe you wholeheartedly I’m going to share the gold right yeah with my sprinkler system they can spread the wealth so they can spread their [ __ ] spraying nozzles everywhere just pissed on everything I’m going to break all these weak rocks instead of the expensive not not the expensive except in instead of the hard ones God speaking is such a Crut or not a crutch what’s the opposite of a crutch I’m debilitated oh my God gold thank you thank you gold a struggle that’s that’s a word that is definitely word warp totem to the farm hell yeah I could stay out late tonight then it’s a freaking struggle all right I broke all the weak rocks that did nothing for me any day now we’re going to see a nice little path that leads down to the next floor and it’s going to be nice it’s going to be fun it’s going to be exhilarating and fun and exhilarating and let me down now please a I’m [ __ ] stuck in here get away from me you learned about V tubing today oh what the [ __ ] well thanks for giving it a shot it’s [ __ ] weird as [ __ ] uh but let me tell you right now I am the most down toe YouTuber you’ll ever meet everyone else is Jaded don’t believe their lies all the other vtubers they’ll [ __ ] lie to you but you can trust me I’m very trustworthy right chat right chat I’m very trustworthy I’ve never lied to anybody in my life ever ever fu Shadow People I’m sticky oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] why does slime make you sticky why does slime got to make you sticky that’s kind of gross I got to wash myself after each dungeon spelunking I wonder if I can get to floor 95 before nightfall or is it already Nightfall is 7:00 at night night or is it merely still evening this is the real questions we have to ask ourselves God my stomach does not feel good guys I think the muffin was bad I’m going to die I think I’m going to die guys I think I’m going to die this muffin I think it’s going to kill me 13 do I have any more food I got carrots don’t I oh yeah I can eat that [ __ ] up let’s go let’s go ow take all this I take what’s mine this room is [ __ ] horrifying what the [ __ ] there’s so much [ __ ] in here but not for long whoa [ __ ] that dude wait that’s what I needed to kill that was my quest that’s a squid kid rasmodius how long is he awake how long is The Wizard awake can I go talk to him at 8:20 at night or what what if I get there like before 10:00 I could probably get there before 10:00 you can check the map is he just always open is he always open awkward silence ensues crickets chirping I don’t think we have an answer maybe I should just run back and try to deliver it for the extra 300 gold I’ve already done good work today all right let’s do that let’s use the totem totem power activate 11 oh Bas that’s plenty of time I had so much gold I didn’t even have I have I have left over gold that’s how well we did today fantastic fantabulous plenty of sprinklers for oh zombie now you can’t blame the tummy a on the veggies because we already heard you say it was the muffin guys it wasn’t the muffin it wasn’t the muffin I promise I’m just pulling a prank you know I haven’t fished in this game for a long time now is fishing even real what’s his name Willie his name is Willie right I remember because his name was synonymous with penis the Elementals are pleased with the job you did no wait no his name was his voice is actually Kermit wasn’t it the Elementals are pleased with the job you did here’s your payment as promised thanks I could have stayed inside of the dungeon for a little longer Mech turn away for a second heard Kermit that’s my lover he lives in the same room as me yeah we’re engaged and we have two kids on the way why the [ __ ] do I talk just shut up telling myself sorry I’m talking to myself I’ve just got to learn to shut up they say Gail you’re a lot lot hotter when you don’t talk I say hey thanks but I love talking so much so [ __ ] stupid so stupid wait I want to plant these I need my hoe that’s an axe you [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] God damn it do oh I’m so [ __ ] stupid whatever I don’t care anymore I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t I don’t [ __ ] care anymore a a I’m so stupid when I hit that was like whatever it doesn’t matter I’m over it I’m over it I got to water these anyway let me water these let me waterl waterl water come on do something cool please make the gold please make the gold please make the gold please make the gold already please please please please please please please please I’m starting to think this Gold’s not going to make itself known [ __ ] that gold dude [ __ ] hate gold wait don’t clip that don’t clip that don’t clip that there was an earthquake during the night uh-oh money Spirits are annoyed today that won’t stop me cuz I can’t read or listen it’s going to be a beautiful sunny day blah blah blah blah blah wa have I this one stir fry I know to cook stir fry I’m a genius yeah this is embarrassing but I lost my oh [ __ ] the Scandal begins May Lew you dog his walk of shame must have been so embarrassing Darla thank you for the five gifted member Pips thank you very much for contributing to this unhealthy uh hobby of mine of being a pirate on the internet very unhealthy I should definitely see K oh [ __ ] that was iron or [ __ ] I’m so stupid ah I’m so stupid I want a quartz not iron God damn it oh I’m [ __ ] dumb God damn it who raised me Mom apologize right now now what I guess I can water this again it’s all right it’s all right it’s all right we can recover we can recover I can pull myself up back from my from my bootstraps just like my dad said wait mama gallion she gave me the middle finger just she literally sent me the middle finger emoji she hates me she hates me I’m going to plant these flower seeds I think I need a hoe my ho is in my inventory am I [ __ ] dumb I’m actually so dumb uh yeah that’s that’s the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it uh-huh uh-huh I can make one sprinkler really quick oh my God I thought I made the bad one just now this was a freak out and then dude why do I keep putting my watering can away I’m so I don’t know what I’m doing I don’t know what I’m doing this chest has to move by the way oh oh I can move it like this I just broke that [ __ ] plant oh I just broke that plant oh I just [ __ ] ruined it there was there goes my my mucho caliente [ __ ] [ __ ] dude I can’t with myself I to touch my chickens hey hey at least you guys love me cuz clearly I don’t love myself enough to take care of my goddamn Farm egg egg you know remember remember guys in the beginning of the stream today I said I was going to be normal and low key no not Loki from Marvel Cinematic Universe I’m not playing Tom Heston don’t get your hopes up oh look at that iron ore that’s just that’s just what I wanted that’s just what the doctor ordered how do I how do I move this downwards whoa what the [ __ ] whoa whoa can I get an instant replay on that that chest just did a [ __ ] backflip a long leap that’s an olympic record I think holy [ __ ] that’s impressive and the run back all right let’s play the game my special J Crystal right there how do I get this to go down oh my [ __ ] god go downwards go down go down go down wait you know what I can do I could probably use this as a bu my dog scared the [ __ ] out of me use this as a buffer oh I’m so [ __ ] smart oh God who raised me mother I love you I think insanity is taking over there we go I’m waking up Ash and dust I wipe my ass and I slap my nutes it’s all right the the Zoomies are just they’ve got me by the balls right now I need another toaz I got to go gift Emily one she says I love you too she sends me the middle finger emoji and then immediately texts me I love you too what’s a guy like me to think Mom are you trying to give me trust issues all right let’s see how Emily’s doing she’s staring into her wall still let’s see usually she stares at her wall for a while yep still staring at her wall cool here have that nice bird where’d you get it oh I love the way it sounds get ready everyone get ready get your volume prepared turn into a new Pokemon just now it’s a bolt of blue cloth there’s pieces cut out of it and little embroidered patterns along the fringes a that’s so cute okay I don’t have to see her for the rest of the week perfect am I at six oh my God I’m at six hearts we’re basically dating you can tell by her short dialogue that she has with me let’s get some Quest I guess I’d like to put topaz on my pillow oh I got a gadget ticket for this oh hell yeah I’ve got a pass who’s Leia I forget who that is that’s the that’s Robin Leia is the you and she’s single in case you guys were curious anybody trying to pick up Leia what’s so what’s uh what are some features about Leia that make her attractive that are not physical what are what are some of her good qualities why is this not til she’s an artist a Performing Artist I need coal why do I keep putting my coal away am I [ __ ] dumb smell that [ __ ] all right let’s make um this stuff I need one more gold or a visual artist she draws and sculpts maybe I should talk to her she want a topaz that’s what it was I got that let’s go give it to her she likes Driftwood and forged items does it taste good does drift wood taste better than regular wood wait where does she live uh look me looking at my own Farm does she live here Leia’s oh she lives over there oh what the [ __ ] she lives over there wait it’s probably faster to go this way her house is near Marne oh my God Marne from Pokémons in this game sorry I didn’t mean to smash the ground in front of your house this is her house it must be S it must be satisfying to follow your crop from seed to harvest what would you know about your seed being harvested where do where’s Leia Leia she’s probably eating trash somewhere that’s what I would do right now I’m hungry M sweet peas I don’t like the idea of a vegetable being sweet I think that’s [ __ ] up I think vegetables should be like starchy bitter and spicy I don’t think there’s any I don’t think there’s any room for any other flavors I’m going to throw this [ __ ] out it keeps going into my inventory I I don’t think vegetables should be sweet I just think that’s that’s just me closes on Wednesdays [ __ ] you Pierre you’re a coward hello hello people hello gathering at the fountain people PR is closed so you guys have nothing better else to do can’t go de your aerobics and whatnot so they should be bad only if you want sweet have a fruit have a candy why why are vegetables trying to take up the sweet Market there’s so much sweet in the world already soda drinks fruits Bakery Donuts so there’s so much out there why vegetables why are we going to vegetables for our sugar intake are we stupid they taste terrible but fruit can also be bitter yeah but fruit gets a pass cuz it’s fruit is she has the beach is she eating the Driftwood at the beach I’m just a hater well well yes of course that’s why I’m lobbying against vegetables I have to I have to give you guys my perspective as a hater so you guys can see where I’m coming from and then you can rebuke it you can say like oh no actually I like vegetables and you can give me your terrible takes why am I like this Rainbow Shell yippee oh she is eating sand what the [ __ ] oh no she’s drawing I thought she was eating sand Al this hey is that the topaz I requested thanks so much here’s a little something for your travel thank you let’s go gcha now you just said what my toddler nibbling always says about veggies you know maybe babies are smarter than we give them credit for got a time got a Time well that wasn’t gcha at all but it was a peach sapling but it bears fruit in the summer I’m going to punch my balls can I plant a tree for summer now and then next summer will it be still there can I plant it a year in advance yes Bast oh hell yeah that’s a great sapling then I [ __ ] love it beaches beaches beaches bees beaches beaches beaches beaches beaches Peaches I can’t do that I can’t do those notes sorry I’m not I’m not Jack Black AKA Bowser ah love you oh would you believe me that onions are sweet I would have to just take your word for it it’s hard to say it’s hard to say I’m reluctant I’m reluctant to believe you is that a is this a weed is this a weed what are you am I am I growing cannabis Captain do you just eat meat I just had an entire segment today where I ate a blueberry muffin so I eat blueberry muffins and only meat yes uh what am I doing again what am I doing this I should plant this sorry you’re late oh my bad no that’s my bad honestly forgive me I didn’t mean to assume that’s that’s a that is a foul play from my side I’m so sorry I was in the wrong that’s a [ __ ] bat that’s a [ __ ] dead I want to plant a tree let’s plant it in a good spot let’s plant it here let’s plant the tree I don’t have an ax I’ve got an X I must ask you a question do you tree any H [ __ ] wait give me another chance give me another chance um I must ask you a question do you you treat your plants like you treat your trees [ __ ] um no it’s [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] it’s [ __ ] by the way my not supposed to have like a this cave renovated by now wasn’t I supposed to get like that that upgrade for mushrooms or fruit this sh is hard to get to oh what the [ __ ] it’s actually producing fruit I never noticed thank you for Baddies Tomatoes aren’t hard enough so you throw a [ __ ] Comet at me are you a wizard th devil spell Comet the DND D got to you huh you’re casting third level spells on me uh wait this this I still didn’t plant the tree by the way I’m sorry what’s the issue here oh now I can plant it yippee play to [ __ ] go me grape jelly incoming can I can I cook anything else this quartz this quartz let’s cook some freaking Quartz in here sprinklers bunch of sprinklers so many sprinklers so many sprinklers wait I don’t need this many sprinklers or do I [ __ ] out of here no oh God oh God you know what I can do is I can put one here though right cuz I can till this I guess I can’t till this what the [ __ ] why can’t I till this am I a Psycho why is that bottom one not tillable [ __ ] you game freak you sorry let me not be rude all the time let me bre rude only semi moderately whatever uh chili pepper chili chili It’s considered grass not dirt I [ __ ] hate grass can I buy a lawn mower I’m want to start a war on grass you hear that dog I’m going to buy a sheep going to eat all oh we’re getting bombed everyone hit the deck I’m got to get down suddenly stardy Valley got purchased and bought up by mihoyo tomorrow it’s going to be sunny Spirits are very happy today yippee Dorado found in Forest Rivers during the day blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah uh let’s go put the [ __ ] away why do I have boots in here why do I have there’s so much [ __ ] I don’t need in here just quick stack it organize it yeah yeah yeah get get in there uh take this out no no no keep that in there uh take take that out take that out take that out take it out take it out take it out take it out no keep these carrots you go in there okay did I do the community center nope well I’ve done a little bit of it but not I haven’t touched it recently cuz I’m a lazy piece of [ __ ] that yearns for the mines I’m going to the mines everybody goodbye Emily see you never see you never I should really up I should just upgrade my pickaxe tomorrow I’m going to do that tomorrow I’ll send my pickaxe to Clint presuming he’s not going to be a little [ __ ] about it the SAA saa’s available my stamina is a little low I could do a little I could do a little touchup wait is this is this once per day or no no it’s not once per day right let me get my tootsies in here yeah that’s good [ __ ] oh yeah that’s the good [ __ ] and I’m out sorry I like to do little quick dunks don’t like to stay in for too long my Skin’s very sensitive you know can’t handle the heat ironic isn’t it it’s so depressing in here there’s something about that room that’s it just makes me sad this whole bath house maybe it’s like the electricities like the fans and the AC running in the distance or like in the background with no music just makes me feel sad going down let’s get to floor 100 today yeah money and some carrots holy [ __ ] the the gods are feeling favorable sorry the spirits be kind and give me lots of money more carrots they really want me to eat my to eat my vegetables guys carrots are you guys going to tell me that carrots are a fruit by the way am I going to get some carrots fruit collars and what what do you even say people advocating for the fact that carrots are fruits not vegetables haven’t heard one ARG since I’ve been here I’m um I’m a new age pirate we don’t do the ARG anymore cuz it blows our cover I’m trying to steal money without you guys finding out that I’m a pirate it’s a root vegetable they are vegetable they are veggie man what the [ __ ] they got seeds in them bro I don’t get it everyone’s like oh if it’s got seeds on the inside of it it’s a fruit and not a vegetable and now I’m hearing H actually it’s a root vegetable but you know whatever who cares a [ __ ] anyway what the [ __ ] is a vegetable do we even know what a vegetable is I don’t think we do I don’t think we can Define vegetables nobody knows carrots have seeds yeah carrots have seeds in them that’s a culinary term oh that’s right I remember I remember we uh looked it up last time didn’t we and I forgot it completely santha thank you very much for the five gifted member Pips thank you very much I don’t I don’t have anything witty to say this time um you will not be receiving those gifted member Pips back they’re gone for good it’s in The Ether now eat the carrot eat this root vegetable holy [ __ ] it’s that pink thing goodbye pink thing I don’t know about you but I love veggies something tells me you do know about me something tells me you do know about me I feel like that was a boldfaced lie he just told me that didn’t that didn’t come out honestly die veggies are POG what’s the most POG vegetable if veggies are so POG surely you would have an answer right dude switch weapons God damn it potatoes I thought potatoes weren’t a vegetable bitter gourd is such a it’s such a left field answer but I respect that a lot I respect that you would you would put that on the table I don’t believe it but if you firmly believe that bitter what was it bitter what bitter gourd is the best vegetable the most POG vegetable then by God Live It Up going just eat rocks for the rest of my life instead of vegetables ooh yeah vegetable eating stream but instead of eating vegetables I eat rocks instead that’d be quite a Twist what a Twist or I can eat coins I’ll just eat coins instead of vegetables maybe that would taste better for me just eat rocks and metal it’s not nutritious but it sure is funny I’m getting a ton of stuff today maybe the spirits are in good favor please stop shooting me with bullets I’m not fast enough with this ship that way you can get your your iron shore okay just to fite you I’m going to eat only pennies I’m going to eat pennies and just get a bunch of copper dude these guys are fing weird looking potato chips are vegetables too if you believe guys vegetable eating stream begins now ready let’s do our vegetable eating stream let’s do it early let’s do it like uh 6 and a half hours early h m I love veggies pizza’s a vegetable didn’t the government like 10 years ago argue over that that made headlines 10 years ago exactly 10 years ago in fact wood cutters weekly foraging experience reading is fun are you serious yeah which government the only one that you can laugh at well not the only one sorry the one that everybody knows to laugh at yeah they argued um whether pizza was a salad or or not they argue that Ketch ketchup is a vegetable for school lunches did they I don’t remember that goofy [ __ ] that’s just not ow ow I’m going to die I’m going to die down here but I got a lot of gold I got so much gold [ __ ] I have 6 hp I’m going to I’m actually going to die by the way uh let me just clarify this is not uh this is not a good this is not an opportunity to seg away into talking about like governments and stuff like that I just wanted to bring it up really quick cuz I thought it was funny let me just clarify that really quick oh my God these [ __ ] slimes tear my assho all up if I didn’t eat those carrots I would have surely oh my oh Gail Gail wake up oh it’s you I found your unconscious in the minds you’re lucky I happen to pass by be a little more careful next time okay I’m going to check my pockets right after this oh [ __ ] I lost three oh it’s whatever I don’t care to the spa oh my God I’m like literally bleeding out over here is that normal is it normal to Hemorrhage from your orifices after getting completely bom blasted by a slime is that average is that part for the course o sorry just broke the door down use a pad like a gauze pad right all right just going to stick my funny ass in here yeah yeah that’s the good stuff hi P yeah it feels good yeah yeah that feels good for energy takes so long to recover damnn entering a sauna without showering first stares at all of the other occupant inside of the sauna don’t worry I think the others will be okay with it I think the others will be fine what others exactly any body else who wants to have a say about me showering before I go into the sauna speak now or forever hold your peas am I going to sell that bath water any potential buyers in chat who’s buying I’m not going to sell it unless there’s a buyer it’s a free market after all ew ew is just me with an upside down M that’s at the back of the the word so you basically just said me get off me only on discount is that all I’m worth to you that’s fair understandable have a nice day [ __ ] that dude the pink guy there not you guys empty room with a bunch of gold oh me that was a lot of gold P when you stand like that you kind of scare me you look possessed B’s just staring at me with this [ __ ] ass look on his eyes I don’t know what to think I think he thinks that I’m crazy CU I’m talking to myself in my room and so he’s just constantly like why are you talking to yourself play with me play with me and I’m like [ __ ] he doesn’t know how do I how do I make him know how do I make him a knower how do I turn him into a kid a Sabo kid [ __ ] dond I’m getting my ass torn up can I get some other [ __ ] defense in this game defense I don’t play any sports anymore but I still have the I have the blood of a chanter in my veins let’s go defense I haven’t moaned at all did you want to point that out are you sure you wanted to point that out I’m a loaded gun now I am a loaded gun now I got three floors to make and I only have an hour and 40 minutes in game I am not getting my ass oh [ __ ] off dude is there any like rare slimes in here at least no all right well guess I’ll die not literally don’t me he’s been mining for hours I needed ore for the spring I did it for a good cause at least I at least did I got another Slammer wait I got The Slammer but the slammer but worse now nice I was at least mining for a good reason in game isn’t that right pup your health yes you like it it’s a nice beautiful orange color mining away I don’t know what to Mine I’ll M it anyway in this Minecraft world so beautiful stop I opening up the goddamn chest oh new crafting recipe slime egg press and an oil of garlic oh no hope you okay pup just puked give me one second meow hey I’m here I’ll tell you why he threw up I can tell you guys all why he threw up I know the reason and I know it well anyone want to take a guess why he vomited yeah pup’s fine he got it out of him did he eat something you’re damn right he ate something did he eat trash not trash he ate something he shouldn’t that’s correct not trash though muffin no not the muffin did he eat pooper trash well you’re close but it wasn’t trash wasn’t trash he ate his own poop earlier clear and sunny tomorrow well it’s a good thing I have sprinklers now neutral Spirits let’s do some [ __ ] farming oh my God wait this looks like a farm holy [ __ ] guys it looks like we actually have a farm going on here insane why do dogs like poop honest question they will eat anything that has like a good smell to it um it doesn’t really matter what it is so long as they get their mouth on it kind of like a baby if they’re able to eat it they most likely will doesn’t really matter to them um the important thing is treating like training them to treat them so that they know that the food comes from you and not from anything else in the world you know they shouldn’t be Scavenging they should always be coming to you for food um and I’m still bad at that it’s still something that I’m growing through with him if it looks like Food they’ll eat it exactly I I can’t tell you guys how many times I’ve taken pup out on a walk to go use the bathroom he’ll go outside use the potty and he’ll immediately just do a 180 and try to like sniff it and eat it really quick it’s very it’s very hard to deal with because it happens a lot it happens when I’m not looking sometimes um and when we’re outside walking he’ll he’ll always be like nose buried in the dirt sniffing all the time usually when dogs are sniffing around they’re sniffing for other scents he’s sniffing for food constantly and I’ve been feeding him bigger portions too because he’s a puppy but he’s still always looking for food he’s still always looking for food yeah he’s just curious I think he just wants to eat because I remember did I tell you guys did I tell you guys how he ate six of my Donuts I did right he was bloated he was like double his size cuz he ate six donuts yeah he just he’s he just wants to gorge on everything he doesn’t know his limits this was like a a month and a half ago I think it was it was whenever I first played or it was the second week that I played another crabs treasure I remember because I was talking about how some of the rocks in that game look like Boston cream donuts and so mama gallan was like would you like some Boston cream donuts I was like sure yeah she’s like well I already ordered them so they’ll be coming soon and so I got the donuts and I had some I had like three Donuts before he got to them three Donuts I had like three donuts and he ate six of them because he jumped onto the counter because he’s way too athletic for his own good he jumped onto the counter knocked the box down and he went eight [ __ ] in it he went crazy is pup a lab pup’s pup pup is just pup pup is generic dog number 526 I’ve never I’ve never given his species out I’ll just say that he is not a big dog cuz he can fit on my lap what a pirate he’s literally taken too well after me you’ve got some of my jeans in you and you’re not even my blood what’s up with that up is a Minecraft dog the [ __ ] don’t dox his information like that uh I think I’m going to probably stop stardo for the day guys um but we can still chat we’ll do a little bit of chatting yeah cuz I don’t want to end just yet I still wanted to hang out a little bit more you admire dog owner so much there’s so much work that goes to be a good puppy owner it’s really hard it’s it’s a lot harder than I anticipated cuz the only times I’ve ever like lived with dogs like my my parents were there with the dogs taking care of them like I would help out too I would take them on walks occasionally let them outside so they can use the bathroom um but I’ve never taken it into my own hands you know like scheduling Veterinary appointments keeping up with vaccines oh my God I never told you guys this this happened last week actually yeah a week ago exactly a week ago exactly a week ago h once again was able to get onto the counter and you know what he got he got his flee and tick medicine of which he had three tablets he ate two of them he ate two of the three before I caught him and I was scared I’m like oh my God I have to make my dog vomit now but I Googled it I Googled it and the type of medicine he ate is actually not harmful to have in higher dose or like to take in like large doses It’s actually an extremely like benign medicine it does its job but you can’t like really overdose on it I was like oh thank God he’s fine but you know what’s funny that story isn’t funny because he ate his medicine like he ate two doses of it and like [ __ ] him for that [ __ ] you dog but it’s funny because he actually took his medicine on time he actually took his medicine on time it was a month ago it was a month from when he did that a month ago I gave him his fle and tick medicine it’s a monthly thing he’s supposed to take it on a monthly basis he actually took it on time I thought that [ __ ] was so funny cuz I was freaking out to myself I’m like oh my God he’s not supposed to have this much and I went to go check the calendar and I noticed a month ago is when I last gave him his flee and tick medicine I’m like oh well you ate two dosages which is not good but you did take your medicine on time which is good so I was very conflicted on how to handle that he just knew he just knew he just knew where’ pup go pop pop where’d you go no he’s gone that’s not good that is not good when did P learn how to read time I think he his time his clock is internal clock is uh it works in tandem with his stomach H it works in tandem with his stomach so he knew when he first took that the flee and tick medication a month ago he’s like all right I clock that bad boy in I’ll take another one in a month and he said that’s exactly what I’m going to do pu is a bigger brain than you punches you in the stomach stop being right it was really funny I was um I was actually playing Final Fantasy with Rosco late into the night we were doing the Monster Hunter um it was like a Monster Hunter like crossover quest in Final Fantasy and in the middle of doing it I’m like pup isn’t nearby he’s been gone for a little bit let me go check up on them really quick and I just see plastic bag bits everywhere and like little bits of like you know the the little aluminum packages that pills come in I see like a couple of those like bitten and torn into and I’m looking at I’m like oh [ __ ] dude oh God this is the worst like if you got into a bag of treats that’s one thing that’s just something that he eats but getting into medication is horrifying it’s horrifying as a parent I feel like anyone animal fur baby regular baby getting into the medicine cabinet is the scar as [ __ ] because we take stuff for adults not for not for kids I’m just lucky that he took his own medicine I’m just lucky he took his own medicine instead of you know something of mine it’s it’s terrifying I was I’m a very calm and composed person when I freak out so I thankfully had that going for me I thought to myself okay well the medicine probably hasn’t been like fully digested yet I could probably get him to vomit it up if I need to let me do some Googling really quick oh it’s okay oh we’re fine okay even better that he took his medicine on time too so everything is hunky dory in the end except I do need to get a new a new pill for him for his month that he’s going to miss most likely you once dropped all of your allergy pills on the ground and you hide a minor panic attack looking for it before your cats will find it yeah dude animals are dumb they’re smart they’re so smart they’re beautiful but they’re so dumb too they don’t know it’s not that they’re dumb it’s just that they they just don’t know how bad it is for them stay calm first freak out later yeah I’ll have a panic attack later right now I got to keep myself healthy so I can keep my dog healthy too you know in a worst case situation as long as I’m in in a good condition I can also take care of other people that are in a worse condition that’s the uh that’s the steps once everything is settled I can go have my panic attack somewhere and isolate myself if I need to but there a job to do right then and there there a job to do and it ain’t done well when you’re freaking out I think it’s also like I might have gotten that quality because of like my time on like doing entertainment on stage I can calm my nerves if I need to and focus very good skill to have very good skill crate training has been a lifesaver for puppy guess what I had pup in a crate this morning and he woke up earlier than normal whining and crying and I’m like trying to sleep and he ends up peeing in his crate I’m like a [ __ ] this is not what we’ve been training for this is not what we’ve been training for so I’m currently doing his laundry right now currently doing his laundry love being a dad I love being a dad shut up I love my pup uh let’s see what’s going on in the old the old avalum today what’s happening oh Cass is playing Whispers of the Forest right now I’m going to go ahead and send you guys over the cast I’m going to I’m going to go ahead and redirect you guys over to cass’s stream really quick if you guys are stepping out then it’s been a pleasure I’ll be seeing you guys later tonight 6 hours from now my vegetable eating stream I desperately hate vegetables I’m going to be setting up my waiting room right after this I’ll be tweeting about it if you guys don’t already follow me on Twitter please do or if you don’t want to then that’s fine too I’m not I’m not your boss I mean just do what you want um but I highly encourage you so you can see when my streams go live if you don’t have the Bell on YouTube a I’m Shilling [ __ ] it hurts oh it hurts I hate Shilling oh God [ __ ] it just be yourself honestly just do your do your thing I don’t know uh I’ll see you guys later tonight hopefully um please be there or you’ll be a square tomorrow take care Johnny oh that’s Lucy’s thing [ __ ] um U pippy yeah that’s my thing o pippy actually it’s not even my thing cuz I don’t really say it um little [ __ ] hey no come back no
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8 Comments
thanks for more stardew, cap! otsupipi
Otsuu Captain! Thanks for the stream! It was fun and very enjoyable! Thanks for the hours! I had a great time, rest and see you in the next stream
Stream starts 3:21
Game starts 6:00
I haven't been here in awhile but I'm glad to be back I twasn't last from the raiding of gale to class. Also thank you Salmantha for the gifted membership!
Otsupipi!! I was out all day, now I can finally relax and watch this Hope you and pipsqueaks had fun~
Otsu Captain, sadly I missed it because I had such a busy and chaotic day… I’ll watch this now to relax a bit before going to sleep, this is just what I needed today, I swear :’) Hope you had a fun stream and a nice day, thanks for the stream 💛💛💛
Thank you for the fun stream Cap! Specially since it's my first stardew stream. Restwell & Hope pup gets better ! 💛🍻
o7 and thank you for the stream cap! I'm vod gang today because I had to run errands and YT didn't even let me know you started omg.
Thank you for the stream!! Timestamps below
3:21 start
9:20 instead of growing crops they…made babies
🎮 12:25 gaming
14:20 smart tv is spying on you
24:10 littering loophole
28:40 had to look at her name twice thats how forgettable she is
34:15 a quick ad from our sponsor!
39:05 wont even kiss me on the lips
42:20 REJECTED LMAO
43:15 giving it a second go (spoiler he was rejected again)
49:50 gale who?!
53:33 not bringing coal brining im bringing love
56:50 if you’re dry they’re dry! let your crops in!
1:02:01 beeeeeeeaaaans wtfffff
1:07:20 NEW SPRINKLER POG
1:09:47 lets go to the mines mines
1:12:44 more oariginal material
1:15:31 finally reading the emotional support book he’s been holding on to
1:19:55 banging all night and they mean pickaxe on a rock
1:24:15 he said this calmly and composed (he was not calm or composed)
1:25:01 I would never put that in my mouth (wait for it)
1:28:40 how to summon gale
1:30:20 oh you remembered my birthday shock
1:38:40 gale galleon stardew valley sound pack
1:47:50 the ladder plz the ladder PLEASE
1:56:35 Place your bets on if this muffin makes him sick
2:00:30 quick pick a color to remove
2:11:50 spoilers for tonight’s veggie stream
2:19:20 positively bursting at the seams with copper
2:24:50 f it we bomb
2:27:30 play with pup break!! (pup has important things to say)
2:44:40 the veggie eating stream starts early
2:55:30 my job? i make penits jokes on the internet
3:01:25 update on the muffin: bad
🐸 3:05:15 Kermit announces the kids are on the way
3:07:40 BREAKING NEWS: PIRATE HATES GOLD
3:11:50 can I get an instant replay on that???
3:14:07 get your volume ready for squeaks
🎶 3:21:19 peaches
3:35:40 eating coins instead of veggies
3:40:47 staring at all the other occupants (hes alone)
3:53:51 chatting time
4:01:30 attempt at shilling
4:02:19 byyyyeeeeee
I love stardew streams so much!! Despite watching since debut I think the first stardew stream is when I went from being more of a lurker/vod watcher to more of a chatter because I love this game so much so seeing the series continue was nice!! Getting sappy on main disgusting….THANKS FOR THE STREAM!!