Making Minecraft minigames and getting upset

[Music] okay so here’s the deal it’s a Saturday night and I’m watching YouTube alone and by my S and I come across this video by Jazzy red he’s built a lie detector in Minecraft I mean it doesn’t really detect lies only play a movement so it’s kind of like a lie within itself a bit like lition it’s not exactly breaking into people’s houses and measuring their sweat levels for an accurate reading but I get what he was going for it’s just a bit of fun I won’t hold against you Jazzy red but I will hold this knife though so why am I telling you all of this well it’s because I uh stole his design completely for my own nefarious purposes you see his Redstone over there I stole it his designs over there I stole them and his dignity well he gets the keep that he did make it after all just kidding I stole it who needs to learn Redstone when I can just take it from people who actually know what they’re doing so here it is in game the lie detector in all its blocky Glory except I don’t particularly care about detecting lies I mean that’s what a gun is for no what interests me is like usual what’s underneath oh yeah baby [Music] Redstone so check this out over here Jazzy red has made this huge Redstone conveyor belt that can push a metric ton of blocks around in a predetermined Loop how it works is by these slimestone modules along the bottom each one acts as a sort of mini flying machine pushing stuff long one block at a time what this does is it effectively extends a Pistons push limit up from the standard measly 12 blocks so you put a bunch of these modules in a row and you end up with what you see before you a giant flying floor and this this was the basis of what I’ve been working on because I saw this conveyor belt and I thought to myself that’s pretty neat I wonder if I can make anything cool with that and that was my mistake ladies and gentlemen that was the beginning of my descent into madness of anger and hate the last couple days have been pretty rough on me so my original idea for a mini game involving this big conveyor belt is using concrete powder we can randomly have it fall onto the platform and move along so that we can give the player a wooden sword with knockback and then have an armor stand so we can knock it through and try to dodge the obstacles but as you can probably plainly see from the video the powder is not moving with the floor nor is the armor stand nor is the player so this entire idea I just proposed is basically impossible or so I thought because what if we put slime blocks embedded within the conveyor belt and then have the powder strategically placed on top using timings well in that case the powder would move along this could be a possible answer to actually allow me to do the thing I want to do in fact the modules do allow for pushing slime check this out it’s one ticked so it isn’t properly connected we can actually make a conveyor of slime check that out except when you actually put it into practice and try to feed slime in from the side it gets stuck on this piston here so if I try to activate this it breaks the entire machine come on break see see that piston moved the Piston moved I have ran into a dead end because of Minecraft mechanics ruining my goddamn fun and I would just like to point out that this would entirely be easy and possible in the April Fone snapshot with a potatoes with a flotator which can just move blocks and players but no we can’t have that can Mojang I curse ye hamha Mojang curse ye ham ha so it appears like my ideas aren’t exactly panning out again I need to somehow make a moving barrier without placing any blocks on top of the giant treadmill to actually act as a barrier I have once again found myself fenced in by Minecraft’s crude mechanics wait a second fenced in fences I can use walls walls are 1.5 blocks tall can still be pushed by Pistons alongside fences they’re actually the only blocks in the entire game with this specific set of properties this will totally not come back later to bite me in the ass my idea was I can place fences embedded within the conveyor belt itself to act as the barriers I mean sure they’re only sticking out half a block I can just walk over them but that can be worked around my problem now though is the barriers have a set pattern within the conveyor belt it’s a loop after all and the players could just memorize the pattern and that’s no fun I like to torment people so I had to add randomization okay so basically this is my idea to do it we were going to insert fences in real time in between the pauses as it moves let’s say this line here is that line of the big conveyor belt when I press this button we can see that we’re swapping it for a fence if I to hit it again it swaps it for a normal block so I added a whole bunch of our block swappers on one end of the conveyor belt and they should swap it in real time you’ll also notice that one of the 15 layers is in Gray and does not have a block swapper attached to it instead it has these composters the reason why is as the belt spins round the composters start moving and when they reach this comparator that’s when the block swappers finally activate except I messed up somewhere in the Redstone cuz you’ll notice it’s not actually keeping it straight they’re getting all wibbly and wobbly what’s up with it in fact if you just keep the machine running you’ll see it just gets even more messed up it’s all gibly gobbly gbly however I thought to myself well I wanted randomization this is pretty random maybe happy little accidents maybe I just make this work so I made it out of concrete and I added a play area over here now obviously just standing here it’s super easy to just walk around all the fenes so I tried to restrict the player movement in an interesting Way by having a pig be the player character and you instead wait above and lead him about see the player character I am the pig and I lead him about and this worked as a mini game this technically does work but you need to ask yourself is it fun and the answer is no this is so boring so I went back to the drawing board and I actually fixed up my design so it doesn’t completely randomize it by adding the Slime here I made the barrier slightly closer together to make it harder and I added a play area for the actual player this is done by having trap doors above so you can’t jump meaning your forced to be pushed by the fences check this out see into the lava I would die then this is a bit more interesting please let me out please let me out however that’s running the game at 400% speed at the normal game speed this is what you’d be dealing with and I got to be honest this is slow and boring and cringe and I tried to make it more engaging by adding a point system these dispensers at the end would occasionally randomly dispense an item and the idea is this item would get get pushed by the fences towards the player check this out see that so when the player is in the actual play area Snowballs will slowly come towards them and they’ll need to take a risk versus reward at actually trying to collect them four points but in practice this doesn’t work why because the fences have goddamn holes in them and they fall through they fall through the map and and you know how I said earlier that fences and walls are the only blocks in the game with this property yeah they both have gaps in them meaning I’m screwed oh how dare I how dare I actually have to use my brain to make something so guess what I just had to resort to giving the player a projectile let’s just have some stupid targets at the end which randomly flip in and out using Target blocks and then I’ll just give the player a trident or something oh look at this they have to throw the Trident at the stupid Target blocks can I even get this hey so I decided to build the entire thing again give it a different color scheme and then make it a 1 V one and instead actually made the target blocks do something the general idea is if a Target block is hit and you’re in this play area you might find yourself restricted trying to get to like that block for example now the mini game is a bit more engaging because if I turn it on not only do I have to watch where I’m actually going for cover but I need to look away and try to aim my targets as well which a constantly changing position I’m not completely sold if this game is fun or boring but it’s the best I got and all my other ideas didn’t work so so the next step from there is to actually hide all of this Redstone under a nice exterior so this is what I went with it looks a bit tempish to me I’ve also decided to give it a name I’ve decided to call it move hit because you know you move and you hit the Trident you like to move hit move hit look it’s the best they got but here to test and face me at my own miname is cringy go Mo move hit you you like to move it move it oh my gosh you can’t memorize it because I’ve I’ve made it so it is randomly generated as well well I mean even if it wasn’t randomly generated how would I even memorize this dude it’s pretty self-explanatory and honestly it looks super fun so I’m Keen to give it a go as so so long as my ping allows for it like I don’t know how that’s going to go you picked someone from the bottom and other side of the world to you to play A Min game that involves heaps of pistons and aiming and precise timing yeah yeah and of course it’s uh whoever lives the longest wins first one to die ah he 3 2 1 go okay okay oh hey I got one straight away what happened [Laughter] well that was easy I win go ha oh you did you you got me haha I don’t know you going to do that every time oh no I wasn’t paying attention all right I’ve got a new strategy in mind one that you will not be able to defeat moving yeah moving yeah go all right so CR n girl here is about to win the game because he’s just that good he’s just going to move it move it and and oh no he’s lagging no he’s dying no you can’t really maybe I need to slow this down for you seems a little too fast speed it up spe up come on come on okay I’m ready when you are you get to the side it oh oh you didn’t even give me a warning what you can’t just do that I just did I’ve been to Antarctica in back and I’ve got snowballs literally cheating literal cheater I don’t know what you’re talking about oh no no no no no no no just takes one good piston yeah there we are I tell you what you know the score might be 25,000 to like one but I’m going to offer you a deal a one-time deal yes the winner of the next one the next one is the winner of them all easy easily I that is fair I can’t imagine you’re going to say no to that after the your shameful display this one this one’s the serious one all the marbles this is the one I got to run for it you’re the one near okay I’m good there one a other end oh no no no oh I get squished come on this is this is going on a while this is a serious match a dual h i wonder Wonder are you typing in commands no no what is this no come on what is that what was that about oh no it looks like you lost how could you so cringy what did you think of my game okay rude a [Music]

Gerg loses his mind about Minecraft Redstone, every idea I try fails MISERABLY.

Thank you for @CringyGull for coming on to play my Minigame

@jazziiReds cool Lie Detector:

Map Download AND schematic download on my Discord:
https://discord.gg/gergville-1096583751884087347

OR join the MC server (Java and Bedrock)
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49 Comments

  1. 12:17 "So Cringy. What did you think of my game??"
    Cringy: "I don't like it, I'm outta here" Explodes and destroys a very small amount of the minigame
    Gerg: Does not have many words to say except "Okay?"

  2. If the dropper is facing straight down u can place powdered snow right below Ianโ€™s the dried item will lose all its momentum and land in the center of the block so it wonโ€™t fall through the fence holes

  3. bro with the fences they could be doors instead of fences cuz they would also block the player and they only have a hole in the back so it would be way less likely for the snowballs to fall down the hole

  4. You could try using cauldrons that are randomly filled and give the player an inventory filled with buckets / other items and then have hopper minecarts below that pick the filled up slots as your points system

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