Terraria, but we’re VERY stupid…

Terraria, but we’re VERY stupid…

is this gonna be a new video why do people keep asking that i guess yeah but like is it i guess if people really want it okay now say something funny all right we gotta say something funny now guys bingo wango ninga wingo squingo swang shmeen [Laughter] tonight we’re playing terraria if you don’t know what terraria is you’ve been living under a rock there’s some people who haven’t played it here with us named loken quack so today we’re gonna be teaching them how to play the game and i think we’re gonna make a little tree house here because this is hype this is cool looking so wait mobs don’t spawn with man-made walls yeah i have an idea no no that’s not that’s not going to work that’s not that’s not how that works i hate to break it to you that’s not how that works and you’re just making you’re just wasting walls that we need um what you’re doing is actually ugly it is going to cause me pain in this video we popped the biggest pimple i think that’d be a cool mystery i’m with you dude i’m with you on that one dude you’re not like yelling it enough i don’t want to yell man why are you afraid of it i’m not afraid of the yelling i’m just like afraid of becoming him once you go beast you never go back quacks what are you doing sorry i i had to square this out you know squared quacks is canonically senile [Laughter] quacks is this thing where he intentionally uh like it becomes a problem you might think i have the yo-yo on a leash but it has me on one okay help him if he holds down the mace after it lands it will stay on the ground hold on wait is this can this just like stay and then it just kills things hold on yeah something you can do with um oh holy [ __ ] dude i’m so high right now dude i got counter strike dude dude you gotta hit this [ __ ] man dude i’m so high time to play competitive game dude i’m gonna play counter strike right now smoking a big ball oh that’s that good [ __ ] [Laughter] methamphetamine ready for counter-strike why am i silver [Laughter] you’re kind of hogging the blanket can i have more no i’m cold we don’t have pillows you can use me as a pillow i’m cold as he sleeps next to the open fire yeah you just do it five times one two three four five yeah and then you just have to reverse the direction if you want to go the other way all right yeah that’s only one way thing but like oh [Laughter] wait wait go to the other side ah man i i just wish there was a tim around here somewhere i can be like [Laughter] you have any gluten-free items [Laughter] why the clouds freaking out in the background by the way this stream is a rerun if you’re watching the stream right now fyi this is a rerun this stream is a rerun rerun rerun rerun rerun rerun this is a rerun funny it’s funny to think about this is a rerun the streamer is not here the streamer is in the hospital here’s some stars loki two of them thank you i have so much blue star wow he really has so much blue star i do wow he really does go wow go go go go really does adults doing like the baby play thing come on who’s my little man who’s my little guy who’s my little man who’s my little star go go go go go go go go go go this stream is a rerun to watch live go to twitch.tv call me carson live go go go go go go go go go go go go via go to the slime factory [Laughter] pov i go to the slime factory what other [ __ ] can we do to make it look like it’s a rerun get like a robotic tts noise that goes like every 30 minutes goes the stream you’re watching is not live to watch live go to twitch.tv call me carson live okay you gotta give me a second i’ll be up there yeah it’s fun i’m waiting for tim oh you’re here oh are you gonna hoik or dirt bomb that’s that’s what i was gonna show you you almost made boobies [Laughter] oh my god [Laughter] [Laughter] who just did that what who just said that goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo goo that must clip my mic really bad dude you get that movie go hd before do you have rope by the way dude what if they had a dirty bomb meet me at me at any beach when i see a toilet dirt bomb [Laughter] i’m gonna fill every urinal dirt there’s a one gallon pail of wet sand right over the stalls you’re taking this [ __ ] you’re not gonna know what to do with this hey try to flush this i want like a joke book you know like i know loki you just have like uh like uh computer joke book right yeah oh i have a fart joke book that you do my apologies i i seem to have screwed it up it’s uh the fantastic flatulent fart brothers big book of farty facts dude they really wanted that alliteration that sounds like a carson tweet dreamy fart people fart more while sleeping this is because our muscles are more relaxed including the ones because you want to [ __ ] yourself at night the number one way to fart less in the bed is fart more during the day let it all blurt out you’ll make people laugh you’ll feel better and you won’t risk suffocation in a closed bedroom why is there a threat of suffocation from ripping ass do you guys want to hear my new uh my new text tone yeah text me bro what one in the undertale bro don’t [Music] sob to me to carson sorry it’s only that is that a singing sound effect yeah yeah oh my gosh i did not make that connection i thought it was like just a bell don’t sub [Laughter] redemption amount yeah 10 we could do you know 10k add reward we’ll make it 5 000 channel points to to play the re-run noise warning because twitch channel points your best you cannot use it morning live go to twitch i didn’t mean to do that get rid of one of quacks dirt bombs i’m so glad there’s dirt bombs here come on check this out god giveth god take it away he’s like oh donated 5 this main channel youtube video is live this is not a re-run the streamer can see you looking at your screen in your bed hate to break it to you guys but i already know what the last boss in the game is it’s me after you guys keep bullying me bro did you come up with that before stream no i just came up with that bro bro shut the [ __ ] up you [ __ ] dumbass bro just making [ __ ] up more how do i get better at terraria play master mode legitimately will make you better and then you’ll play normal terraria and you’ll be like wow where did i have this like when i started the really fun version it’s like it’s like if you start off playing counter-strike against like mg1 when you’re like a silver right located yeah it sounds like it like when you were like when i lost remember when you went like zero and and 90. you guys are just being mean dude the harpies are being tossed bro dude shut the [ __ ] up you little [ __ ] gavin you are not being a little princess right now you’re not being my pretty little princess it’s like the cool text message i sent you gavin i will read this just uh oh wait there’s there’s actually a chain of these can’t believe you just up and left just like that you didn’t even say bye to me i thought we had something i’ll remember this careful when you go to sleep tonight daddy doesn’t like it when you talk back hey princess i like that hey princess comes after this gameplay is so [ __ ] a normal l.a citizen [Laughter] that’s awesome yo gavin what’s up you ever you ever left out ketchup oh my god i don’t know what this is you ever left out ketchup and just like let it dry so that you can make ketchup chips dude did you come up with this not again what i didn’t come up with anything this is just a thing what ketchup chips yeah are you trying to gaslight me into believing that it’s a thing and then i’m going to go make ketchup chips and then i’m going to look at the look look at the insane leave it out on a plate for a while and it dries up and then you have ketchup chips i can form oh i gave you one just use it i can form you conform it’s like a guy with like holding like like the air and like he’s like making a ball of [ __ ] like fushiki but invisible are you a fart bender i can form i’ll create a crazy little image we got of you carson [Laughter] it’s really good dude new profile pictures dude why am i so good at looking terrible it’s awesome [Laughter] how do i always look like this [Laughter] don’t say i’m so sorry for you i have just made 114 meteorite oh you should show them lightsabers can i be a jedi yeah you can what kind of what kind of lightsaber what color lightsaber guys can i read have a green lightsaber uh if 12 emeralds is enough uh try that wait i have an idea loki yes it’s a thing get up on the platform this is stupid there’s a gross what happened [Laughter] dude dude i can’t wait i can’t wait to go to texas tilt or i’m gonna get a texas burger welcome to texas burger welcome to texas burger home of the texas burger welcome to good burger home of the good burger no that’s not how it goes welcome to the love burger home of the love burger oh oh oh oh oh burger i love it burger can’t get enough of that it’s oh it’s this is good on day one [Laughter] dude you guys want to hit oh my god yo this is sick oh dude dude i think i’m getting second second hit high what’s your favorite fart sound effect from terraria and what npc do you think smells the worst and would you sniff all right thinly veiled fetishes in chat right now what are you guys’s fetishes hey gavin we have a request from ferethiak yeah what’s up while you have the bunny ears on can you make animal sounds which i don’t oh yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] you

Terraria is back on the menu baby. and it’s time to play on MASTER MODE
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Video edited by: QUACKS (NEW EDITOR ALERT)
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People in the video:
Loki – https://www.youtube.com/c/HuskyMoment
Gavin – http://www.youtube.com/gavintinoyt
Quacks – https://www.youtube.com/c/justquacks

FULL TERRARIA VODS: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLO_8hXYi2HyxXD1kk4w34xx5IlO34uGA2

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Outro Music: Super Mario World Game Over LoFi Hip Hop Remix by HephestosMusic

Terraria, but we’re really stupid