Using old, outdated guides to beat every Terraria boss

Using old, outdated guides to beat every Terraria boss

all right so you guys know how if you were like in the 1400s and you’re the first person to write a book about a topic you were automatically correct and no one could prove you wrong of course everyone knows that and just like that true statement it also applies to Terraria guide so if you’re in 2011 you’re like I’m going to show everyone how to beat the ey cthulu um today we’re going to be fighting the eye of I don’t I have no idea how you pronounce that no matter how awful that guide was it is now an official Terraria guide so I’m going to follow those guys and man they knew exactly what they were talking about I’ll probably beat every boss in like 2 seconds everyone has their blunder ears but I I won’t be using this guide I actually found a different one oh yeah it’s from yir 13 years ago oh my God my ears all right he’s going with the try and true red bacon Bands A A shackle clown a bottle and an obsidian skull and a really loud volume holy cow all right so he’s only starting off with 110 uh shurikens but he can pick those up I can’t pick mine up so I’ll I’ll bring a lot more I think that’s a gold sword he’s just going for the on top of house strategy pretty good it’s a nice flat area I finish it off with the sword maybe maybe [Music] yes yeah all right all right I’m pretty sure I set the arena up correctly we got our silver helmet copper chain mail silver Greaves and all this good stuff um but genuinely if I lose this fight then I think I’ll I’ll quit everything forever all you all you anti- cheers out there you guys can root for me to fail here um but sadly it will not happen as most you guys know classic Mode was the only mode for a very long time so all these boss fights are going to be so easy and I got I got great guys to follow it’s smash like if you hate challenging and applying your self hell yeah all right and then of course the sword to finish it off amazing I can’t even pretend to be excited on to the next one all right whatever you guys are expecting for a king slime guide I guarantee you you were wrong this one’s pretty this one’s pretty goated um there are two different ways one of them is really tedious and um and takes a long time which is where um now some of the weapons you’ll need you’ll need um a pickax any type you’ll need there it is good sword the pickaxe guys the pickaxe why did we stop using the pickaxe on King Slime guys what went wrong not necessary make something that looks like this it’s about four blocks oh yeah guys there’s building five blocks wide so now he’ll jump there and he can’t get you so this is before he could TP and apparently it’s when Star Fury was insane these things are handy where you can just all right he keeps yapping but let’s get to it let’s get some King Slime going and before you ask yes I have my pickaxe um he actually never used it in the video but uh if it if it comes to that I can use it Bam um just got to find him real quick he’s over there so I’m going to oh my all right now we’re safe so we’re free to use our infinitely powered star Fury never mind because again they they they he TPS now you can’t do that anymore good strategy obviously cuz you can’t die while doing it so I’m just going to whip out the mamasa again this is one of the boss fights like like what do you want me to say it’s it’s classic Mode King Slime with post Skeletron armor um here there you go all you flail fans out there it it did it all right we’re actually going to Reddit for this one we got Easy E of world/ I cthulu farm and uh let’s click on him he seems to be a big phase blade user so we use that and short we’ll make this for eat of Worlds um in true Reddit fashion uh top common is efficient but boring here’s mine so uh maybe we should make this one in nope we’re making the other one all right for armor we’re going to do necro again cuz some other guys said to use necro um but for accessories I found this video and I think it’s pretty good um that’s right we’re going to go with the three shackles and the band of regeneration strategy uh it’s pretty bold but I think I think it’ll work out all right so Reddit from 11 years ago betrayed me um I I guess you can’t do this anymore uh I feel like I knew that but I was still disappointed uh so I guess we’re going to we’re going to have to do one damn this this won’t truly be accurate so I’m sorry for all the uh the record keepers out there uh but let’s get going I don’t know how good the phase blade is but okay I I I already know how this is going to go um I’m just going to stand still real quick oh man classic Mode never change never change if you play classic Mode you are a loser I’m sorry not really wow I may be a strictly corruption Channel but when there’s an this good how could I not fight brain of cthulu my trick though is to place a platform at every other space your platforms will then be twice as long for the same amount of platform pieces cuz everyone knows how hard it is to farm platforms check this out it’s very economical L I found the steam guide from uh 2013 and looks like we need a platinum bow platinum armor Crimson Rod rotted Fork I don’t even know what that is so I’m not even going to get it rocket boots and panic necklace um those are the only two required accessories okay it’s been a hot minute since I fought brain culu but I have a feeling this will go fine look at that look at this Arena isn’t that great like every everyone’s talking about how inflation is such a problem why don’t we do this anymore why don’t we split the platforms anymore it’s ridiculous I didn’t know Unholy arrows were this good wow that Holy all right I’m not even going to use a guide for Skeletron you’re going to have to trust me here because I just know it’s gold armor a Gra Hut Hermes booze and a whole lot of shurikens you don’t don’t worry about it I just know that’s exactly what every guide would say let’s do this oh and the and a long platform of course it has to be on a long platform a little known thing is Skeletron hands even in classic Mode they are unavoidable so you will take guaranteed damage y there’s those on a there’s those unavoidable hands you just can’t you just can’t avoid them and and thank you for playing time for queen bee time for queen bee time for queen bee all right uh so I’m having some trouble finding a queen bee guide uh and I got a little distracted I ended up on what genders the boss is from November 5th 2014 um so it’s just an old post talking about the gender of what a boss would be I have cthulu unknown eat of Worlds likely asexual or a female of course um braa cthulu unknown queen bee like nearly all bees it would be female male bees only have half a chromosome anyways I feel like the name Queen implies it’s a female but sure um Duke fishron presumed to be male but never confirmed to have a specific gender yeah uh what the heck ad block I did end up finding a queen be guide so we’ll check it out and I will follow this to a te no matter how hard it will be I will follow it uh let’s see let’s see what it is all right seems like he’s doing the uh the early game spectre armor with the razor blade typhoon and the uh The Tempest staff so it’ll be a pretty tricky fight actually but I wasn’t expecting such a challenge so soon personally I think I’m screwed I might have to tap out but I will give it a shot we only have Frost spark boots fishron Wings Master ninja gear on shield and Avenger emblem Razer Blade typhoon Tempest staff it’ll it’ll be close um I did forget to get Mana Stars so I I guess we’re going to have to I can’t even summon this guy okay you know what I don’t I don’t need extra Mana I dang it I got the star okay maybe I don’t need it hold up that wait one does all that uh okay never mind we might be fine actually um I don’t know why this was lized as a god it wasn’t even someone giving like tips and tricks it was well I showed the video and that’s what it was how did you live I me good stuff good stuff rumor has it I’m finally about to go to hard mode but there’s one thing standing in my way and that’s the Wall of Flesh all right what do I need hi my name is Chris and this is aoral to show you how to defeat the Wall of Flesh you’re going to have a lot abil with the obsidian oh he’s just going right for to do is get yourself of voodoo doll gu voodoo doll and the demons occasionally fly around throw them into lava okay so he’s got molten armor and and a depth meter all right I like this because I don’t need to make an arena so good job shoot in the middle instead fairly effective you can pick up a lot clicking with the bow left clicking with the bow left clicking with the gun running large hammer and dead okay the depth meter was in fact there the entire time all right Perfect all right so all you st people who realize that I’ve been fighting Journey mode bosses for the past two bosses um for forget about that uh thank you if you put a comment like oh my God he’s playing Journey mode bosses uh just edit edit the comment and be like never mind he’s a genius he figured it out I don’t fight bra culu and be enough to realize but when I saw the 4,000 HP on wall of flesh I knew something was ay all right so the strategy was Obsidian Skin and water walking and honestly good strategy it saves me a lot of time like I mean you guys you guys some of you guys realized I was doing like a video every 3 days for 12 days straight that was crazy um that probably will never happen again uh but it was pretty good while last there you go and now the very exciting thing is I get to go to master mode now cuz I’m fighting Queen slime in master mode because it was out at the time so time to actually like lose a boss fight maybe and today I’m going to show you my easy strategy to beat Queen slime on Master mode how much I have missed early 2020 guides oh my goodness and she’s a pretty difficult have the proper mode she can be spawned using gelatin crystals which spawn along the Crystal Shards and the underground Hollow she’s so real for that so for my armor I use titanium armor titanium helmet the only weapon I used in the entire fight was the datal storm let’s go Zer actually the last and most important items you’ll need are gravitation potions oh no it’s a gra Queen slime in her second phase the first phase is by far the hardest part since will be on the ground the main threats to watch out for are the purple flying as soon as she starts flying drink your graph potion and fly away from her what I like to do with the potion is to fly straight up into outer space and then straight down as soon as you reach the top of the world and that’s by far the easiest strategy I’ve found for beating Queen slime on Master mode no the easiest strategy is actually having Journey mode on and not telling anyone I totally just fought classic Mode Queen slime said it was really easy uh and then I realized my two accessory slots were inactive so yeah I was fighting it in classic but don’t worry we’re in master mode dude I’m I’m going to get exposed by Queen slime this is embarrassing oh my God Frick dude I am screwed on Empress of light I haven’t fought these bosses in four years oh no while I was looking for guide someone did call Queen slime the worst design boss in the game game um so you know I’ll actually just agree with that sentiment yeah I can’t say I’m the biggest fan of the whole uh gra potion oh maybe I’m just a hater but it just seems bad I’ve been using a warrior emblem the whole time see guys it was a joke it was a joke I’m not ending my my career is not going to be finished by a freaking gelatinous oh now for the worst part of the fight the graph potion oh look it’s where I F Journey mode Skeletron that’s awesome that’s a throwback that takes me back to 2012 all right I’m switching sides it’s not an enjoyable way to fight a boss uh but you know it work Works amazing oh dude comments would have been pissed if I actually bought it in classic mode only oh boy all right some Dow palow gameplay with a sand block um can there’s no way that still works right that’s definitely not a thing anymore yeah he’s he’s really just tanking it yeah we’re we’re back to classic Mode bosses for a while okay so he gets out of the sand oh he’s got multiple setup cross necklace shackle there’s no way shackle is still good at this point uh band of regen balloon regen iron skin glowy Sprint glowy is that arrows all right let’s get this started bam so I’ve I’ve never used daow unsurprisingly it seems like I haven’t used a lot of things I don’t know how good the standing still thing is going to do but I guess I can try it it’s working a lot better than it should what the hell oh I’m going to no no no I’m not dying to a classic Mo boss please oh I forgot to buff how does that work that video came out 12 years ago how has nothing changed you will want to have defeated the Destroyer first so you can acquire a mega shark well I got news for you I did Kill The Destroyer I Stood Still for 2 minutes looks like every accessory is for defense that’s lame wait if the laser arm or the saw arm comes near enough to unload into do so spoken like a freaking bible verse all right seems like we’re just running in a straight line and holding left click that is my type of fight all right it’s Skeletron season let’s do this all right guys check out this Mega Shark gameplay I’m about to make I’m going to buff I buffed okay all right wait what accessories do I I don’t even have a double jump okay that’s fine oh wait no cuz he just did this he did he just ran the straight line right what do curse bullets even do I don’t know my strategy oh wait Spectre boots can fly that’s right the 2013 people weren’t very uh weren’t very creative with their uh their things no one’s had me use a pickax since King Slime and honestly I was hoping it’d be like an every boss kind of thing I’m the greatest all right guys don’t worry I’ve heard all the Quest we’re bringing yir back and now he’s he’s here with the twins and with an even better intro oh and he’s using my favorite strategy ever the grav potion yes loot from the Destroyer got me this weapon oh yeah it’s Mega Shark Season Mega Shark Crystal bullets very exciting the first time I played terrari it was like xer tried once with meteor shots didn’t end very pretty yep been there been there done that that’s I was saying the first time I played Terraria I played it in exert mode and oh my God the hardest boss for me was definitely the twins like I could not it’s nice to know that even 12 years ago people were editing Terraria videos infinitely better than I am now oh and the classic wyvern showing up during the fight that’s awesome brutal wish I could do a future video with some cool editing just to show off how awesome they are on a side note the old bosses like Kulu or Skeletron are slimes compared to these new hard mode versions now I’m going to a Christmas party all right yir may still be at that Christmas party 12 years later but it’s time for this guy with everybody’s favorite strategy grav potion I feel like this guy’s getting melted please say I’m not in the freaking no I’m not okay oh that hurt I don’t have all right uh I don’t have fall damage protection got it D where is he oh there oh now he’s dead okay did they buff Crystal bullets or something I feel like I’m doing a lot more damage than yo yir was doing you got to be kidding me all right that doesn’t count that was stupid I’m still I’m still saying I’m undefeated against classic Mode bosses the fight was over at that point all right there goes one guy again I’m not even worried about the boss fight I’m worried about dying to fall damage okay are we hopping off of YouTube for planta uh pre-plant melee set just curious on what melee stuff I should get before I fight plant Tera well I as a professional melee user professional would not recommend using any melee weapons against her unless it is that Scythe you get from the solar eclipse did I mention it help a lot light discs banana Rings all right we’re doing light diss just to prove this professional melee user wrong oh my God guys it’s it’s impossible you just can’t do it actually never mind someone had it in their YouTube description that was actually really easy to uh fight plant Tera with light discs it’s as simple as that oh man get hype this is Terraria so that was all drops from the Golem all right so he just went through every single drop in the fight and now we’re getting to the fight the head no way this another stand still boss the the body quite easily and then Shadow beam the phase two with so the whole boss fight is really fun I really suggest you take your time looks really fun uh get the each one explaining a bit like how to use them and what they 10% all right I guess this is the accessory list very official well well well this video is already way too long and I haven’t even fought Golem yet that’s about to change um wow you heal a lot i’ wait that is insane healing he didn’t use any Buffs so I’ll also not use Buffs at least for now there’s spiky balls I think that’s not good I think I missed a trap so the whole boss fight is really fun here maybe maybe I should do it like he does it nope you definitely can’t out heal that okay um so in his video you were able to heal by just hitting the head I don’t that doesn’t seem to be a thing anymore who wins I win Duke fishron impossible so I’ve read every guy watched every video there was in the history of man on how to kill him I have tried to kill him two times now yes two times two times and he even used Mega Shard oh my God I recommend building an asphalt skybridge near the ocean all right on Shield Destroyer emblem Frost boots fire wings and I still can’t W my head around how to survive all his attacks and don’t just say just do this and that blah blah super easy because my duke fishron is everything in this world but easy all right uh personally I’m pretty sure Mega Shard is a pretty bad weapon for Duke but sure surely this guy who fought him a total of two times knew the best weapon to use so uh I’ve never used asphal before it’s it’s very fun what happens at half health I don’t know no does anything happen oh yep something happens whoa it passes through blocks now I didn’t know that surely I won’t have the same fate as my as my hero nah nah he’s been Avenged he’s Avenged that one’s that one’s for you very sad steam user from 9 years ago wow yeah oh man I missed those intros Mr ninja the Epic Ninja hi guys it’s Mr the Epic Ninja here I’m back with another tutorial on how to start so I would highly recommend beating fishron first and getting the tsunami or the razor blade typ this fight I’m using honestly it is a very different fight from the rest of the Terraria is barely a boss fight I’ll be honest it’s like a it’s can you do enough damage to kill Moon Lord in time test like Works he Tel does all this crazy stuff so crazy stuff I like his strategy because he did build an arena he just range load out is right now I’m jamming to this music but I I’m pretty sure I have to cut this out now once you have defeated this guy after I did with much difficulty he he drops the ancient manipulator all right so the ninja guy was just watching he was fighting a Lun cultist in classic mode but I’m not about that classic cuz expert mode existed at this point so you know that’s what we have to do and let’s play some games dude I’m so ready for expert mode bosses again let’s go expert mode in my opinion is just it’s so good it’s the perfect it’s the perfect difficulty wait uh yeah all right I forgot about the freaking celestial events I’m not looking up a God I am I’m cheating I won’t lie that did take me two times no cheese all right ladies and gentlemen my name is Bishop I’m the video game B we are going to be fighting Moon Lord of we lightning boots R fast 300 long as walkway that is got lanterns oh wa there’s life I feel like I should have taken life a while ago blast damage we actually don’t want to kill that eye though we want to hold off on that eye oh dang I killed on accident okay well okay open up all right thank God independent Doom approaches that was a fun time let’s let’s get rid of this stuff oh don’t worry about that that was just me having a good old time all right personally I think this is going to go great I don’t see any scenario where I don’t beat Moon Lord first try oh Le Wings all right I figured it out I forgot to use life ruit guys it was the extra 100 HP Moon Lord Moon Lord I want to get this freaking video done that Skyland no I think I died of that Skyland like three times already all right call it skill issue or the simple desire to finish a video within a reasonable amount of time I I switch the leaf wings for fishron wings you know I I I got to be able to get up a little faster you know I I fought I fought dude fishron I did my time oh my God God the vertical movement it’s it’s so good all right both hands out it’s time to time to finish this oh and I removed that part of the island oh my goodness get destroyed they thought you guys thought no no no see there you go guys I’m not I’m not that bad it was literally one item and one Island that was messing me up it says shrimp as that yippy I’m kidding I can’t even feel proud about that one Jesus all right finally just one more Master mode Empress of light it’s got to be during daytime obviously this video came out like a week and a half after the update dropped so in terms of what I’m trying to do it’s what I’m looking for but I can already tell okay before I continue it looks like this yeah it looks like this jokester used hollow armor and the brain of confusion to get that Dodge uh they don’t Dodge anymore I’ll use it but it it’s useless all right seems like we got some starless dragon as well only two spots and also this guy is using Wings the entire time but he’s not using the emess of light expert mode drop which gives Infinite Flight um he got bailed out right there oh God okay this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing wow he did it he must he must be so proud y poid armor medicine everything okay oh look at him he’s so happy it’s adorable let’s get this show on the road I I can already assume how this is going to go uh mainly because I’m using Hollow armor yeah okay oh my bad I I forgot to I forgot to use the summon guys that’s what it was yeah see this this guy knows what he’s talking about oh man am I actually nice oh there goes Ralph like go you know what no screw this who even no this was a terrible guide anyways I’ve seen I’ve seen a lot of garbage guys over the past few days but this one was just no who even made this that explains a lot [Music]

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