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[Music] H Bedrock is better that that [Music] Java no no no that slab is meant to be there just don’t try to break it it’s there it’s trying to tell you something I guess it is that time of the month again Steve plus pickaxe equals minor Steve plus fishing rod equals Fisher Steve plus axe plus stripped Oak log [Music] no hm how strong is Steve’s stomach like you’d want to know this dude can eat how many golden apples now actually I think someone did the math for this hold on Steve’s stomach strength by chick Mac dock the volume of an average fully grown man’s stomach can get up to 4 L Steve can Steve can eat up to five enchanted golden apples until full hunger bar you’re not counting the insane amount of water bottles this guy can drink which is actually an infinite amount so five golden apples equals 40 golden blocks yep which is 40,000 L of gold okay I actually don’t know what this pressure formula is but in conclusion Steve’s stomach can lift 1,39 ei4 Towers Steve never poops so his stomach is infinite yeah that’s a very simplified way to look at it [Applause] so stupid this isn’t even Minecraft related oh man this is going to be distracting me for the rest of this video H how did Steve get the extra books three books becomes how many I’ve never counted how many books there are in the bookshelf how many books are there 1 2 3 4 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 although I don’t know what the heck is going on here there’s like one Aqua book here and one red book that’s 72 books in a bookshelf that Steve just manifest somehow are you a villager because I want to raage your lunch bone H 15 days of Minecraft oh this is passed bread mask eat 100 million pieces of bread wait did you actually do this how does one possibly do this that’s like 6 million bread every day H I let my cousin change my giant Steve WTF why is your head so small oh never mind oh that is just sad that’s so sad why Bedrock Redstone got to be like that they’re really just like flying outside the world rate my rap my Minecraft house I’d live in that did you try the medicine drug I did try the medicine drug if I ever play Survival I’m I’m going to do that I’m going to be building that Warden spawns in an ancient city sniffs sniffer ancient mob sniffs villagers ancient race have huge noses in the ancient times everyone was sniffing I mean technically we don’t know what villagers do with those long noses it could be anything H oh my my God that’s a villager oh they’re escaping the little one’s pushing the bird along they saw their opportunity and ran for it good for them they deserve their freedom Phoenix SC C if you see this please take my kids okay but guys what is the Steve stomach gastric acid pH first it was how strong is the dude now you want to know how acidic his stomach is the dude dissolves metal like it’s [Music] nothing why won’t it it work it’s because you put the blocks on a crafting table that’s not how you make a Wither pronunciation rep Pearl Dron stonite repel dmon stonite oh I remember when I did this it’s The drron Lappy red C gold or thing except what the heck is Morgan knite where’d you get that from I decided to see what the limit to advancements are what what did you even put in here cables Hooks and Tackle grout and speckle power Foggers spoons and ladles pesticides for fumigation high performance lubrication metal roofing where are you getting these words from h a look back in time at Minecraft’s oh yeah by the way this reminds me I need to show you this okay so this is a video that Minecraft uploaded on Twitter several weeks ago before 1.21 got released this was during the celebration of 15 years and there’s something very wrong with this video and I’m not going to tell you what it is you need to find it out for yourself now a lot of you know what it is cuz I showed you guys on Twitch but yes there is something very wrong in this video it’s pretty obvious once you find it taskbar Windows 10 Windows 11 is there not a way to change it back CU I think there is why are you holding a gun help this phrase isn’t allowed and I can’t figure out why for Private Drive yeah I got no idea you should really just turn off censorship at this point there should be a way to do it oh God it’s another one of these unexplained fall damage situations quite a few random Rock deaths lately what’s going on is it just more common now anyway it’s time for does anyone remember this guy okay I’m moving on I mean finally please enjoy this 100 second Masterpiece by N Miss [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] Bur [Music] a
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6:24 This are the lyrics to the bridge of Weird Al Yanovich's song Hardware Store
7:25 Americacraft
He wouldn't survive the Berries
how strong is steves jaw muscles
I have no idea how he found that song for the lyrocs, but they come from the weird al song hardware store
with how close people have been paying attention to Minecraft's inaccuracies I think the next April fools update is going to be the realistic update
I’ll never get tired of bedrock activity videos
4:59 I thought that was Spooder-Man
6:49 what’s wrong with this? can someone explain to me?
0:26 Innacurate, it would just burn, although, if he used a blaze rod and strider string, it probably would, and why did he not get cooked cod?
6:49 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ITTTTT 😭
Weren’t goat horns added in 1.18? 7:09
Also what’s that green book 7:02
Wrong vex model?
Half of these are just bedrock being broken like always
7:02 is it that the beds are screwed up, znd theres a missing red bed?
lunchbone
Welcome to trending
acids dissolve metals. Thats what they do
6:30 Weird Al Yankovich's Hardware Store
5:00 I literally have that tipe of car
1846th comment! Also, #35 on Trending!
People: Bedrock is better
1:21:
And 2:32
AND 3:32
And 4:18
And 5:15
And 7:34
And 8:00
Steve not shitting doesn’t mean he doesn’t excrete waste. When humans lose weight due to fat loss, for example, the weight is actually lost through your breathing. Feces is just the remains of what our body couldn’t use/various other toxins.
And obviously, we know Steve breathes.
What this DOES mean is that Steve has a 100% efficient digestive system that can utilize literally any material as fuel. Which explains the strength.
You can put the taskbar back to the front.
6:59 1.10 textures are wild
Did all of you seriously miss the zombified horse at 6:55
“I don’t know why Phoenix dogs on bedrock so much and at this point I’m to scared to ask” 😅😂
I literally got recommended nomis vid right after this one lol
0:40 “bedrock is better than Java” proceeds to show pocket edition
I thought the mistake during 6:49 was that there were 2 fireballs, during 1.0 and 1.2.
Honestly I never experienced any glitches on bedrock, all these people might have an outdated device, or terrible internet…
So, if Steve can eat infinite enchanted golden apples, then his stomach is like Kirby’s, a black hole!
Steve + axe + stripped log = stripper
4:26 100/10!
2:29 This is why bedrock is the better Minecraft like when in danger you can just hope that you phase through the wall! (It's never happened to me 🙁 )
No pionex you counted the book wrong at 3:02
Those Are leaning books
6:58 whats up with that chorus fruit
4:52 Im definity immature but Ayo?
6:40 WHAT 😂
HARDWARE STOREEEE
There are a few things I noticed that were wrong with the video showing all the different updates, like things being repeated, such as horse armour, but what stood out most to me is in 1.9 there was a weird looking block that looked kind of like a rainbow tinted glass block next to the repeating command block
8:27 THE RUNNING SONDS!
I was hoping for cooked cod in the first bit.
Let's freakin goooo, bring back the stick bug meme!!