Can You Beat MASTER MODE Terraria With ONLY MAGIC GUNS?

Can You Beat MASTER MODE Terraria With ONLY MAGIC GUNS?

hello everybody waffle time here here we are and yet again I’ve caught you lacking Beyond human comprehension Pop Quiz what’s the most dangerous class out of this mix to go against a a raging Warrior wielding a blade crafted from the Stars B A universally renowned Ranger one with a gun which is set to Echo its raw power Across the Universe or c a mage with forbidden knowledge of every demented spell to exist time a ticken got your answers locked in 50 waffle points to whoever got this one correct because that was in fact a trick question the real answer is d a wizard with a gun now that that’s a wizard with nothing to lose a wizard that means business a wizard that’s a walking example of everything we’ll be plucking our eyebrows out over in this playthrough so today ladies and gentlemen I’m here to answer your burning question can you beat Master Mo Terraria with only magic guns or will you be subject to the human Muppet up to the Elbow treatment from the god oful grueling limitations on weapon choices certainly there’s only one way to find out before we jump in however we must first discuss the gamer ground rules firstly and let me be the first to say regrettably I will not be starting off with a magic gun but we’ll try and get one as soon as possible then as soon as I have one it’s nothing but wizard tulies from then on on that note I’ll do everything in my power to get meteorite bars from Deep Cavern chest in the first world we load up but if I can’t we’re allowed to make another world simply to try and find the bars lastly I’ll be using a handful of Quality of Life mod simply for convenience which I’ll have down in the description if you’re interested let’s Jump Right In shall we chop chop waffle time we have work to do get it chop it’s because we’re chopping trees and it’s like if if you um if uh-oh we quickly message planta to make sure we aren’t soon going to be a father as that Dad joke came out rather abruptly then to take our minds off how we’ll blatantly deny that that kid is ours we build ourselves a god awul rough outline of a waffle wood Workshop we then make ourselves some wooden armor to compensate slightly for our physical size and stature then become a California landlord by building cramped NPC housing charging $3,700 a month simply because we put the word luxury before the listing things are going quite well but our goal at this point is atrocious though there are some things we can do to better prepare ourselves for when we actually have a weapon the big [ __ ] stinking elephant in the room is the process of actually getting said weapon as of this point there’s only one weapon we can legitimately get and it’s going to be a godamn nightmare like the world has never seen before right now our only option is a space gun and the only way we can get the space gun is by finding golden chests that rarely spawn in deep Caverns just above hell that rarely actually have meteorite in them our other choices for prehard mode are the be gun which drops from queen bee and the gray zapinator which is rarely sold by the traveling Merchant only after the eye of cthulu has actually been defeated all of that to say we are stroke silly if we can’t find meteorite in a timely manner our only option currently is to gear up as much as possible then go on the Eternal hunt for the Forbidden space bars we ow so desire with a headful of steam We Begin our March to the left and okay we build more NPC housing to cope with being hum humiliated by the mere presence of a meat monster then swing right instead we collect Cactus helplessly poke a vulture who would love nothing more than to pluck my caucus right off the bone then managed to find ourselves a blowpipe wonderful after venturing right a smidge more and seeing our jungle we teleport back home immediately because I don’t know about you guys but jungle mobs swarming my feeble wooden armor covered body and giving us some unknown jungle diseases that haven’t yet been discovered by man sounds nothing short of abhorent come on waffle time you’ve been playing Terraria for how long now you know the strats you have the vision get into that jungle and get you some loot you know what waffle time you’re right we hold our breath until we almost pass out spontaneously grow some balls large enough to Traverse the jungle with go down the first cave we find and die [ __ ] instantly this is going to be a wonderful playthrough I’m excited dare I say thrilled we head back home unwillingly and finish off the waffle wood Workshop before making a long row of platforms up top this way we’re not only ready to give the eye of cthulu the one eye one jar explosion surprise but we’re also able to collect as many fallen stars as we can to get our Mana sauce Juiced up to the max we do just that sleeping until the night’s almost complete then going on hyper turbo star collection Duty soon after we make ourselves a elevator to gear up as much as possible for the ultimate meteorite search of the ages the hunt begins we managed to find ourselves a magic mirror plenty of Life Crystals a cwad that has done research on how to full nelson any terrarian that comes across his Wicked path a godamn flare gun and a Spore skeleton which learned its ways from the cwad of Doom words cannot possibly describe the utter feeling of raw Despair and helplessness bursting from each of my many capillaries though the indomitable human spirit in US wishes nothing more than to have a wizard Draco on our hip to teach our enemies a magical Smith and lesson so we keep it pushing we find a flail which gives us the shakes in public more Life Crystals that taste like Cherry rock candy and none of you can change my mind about that another godamn flare gun and Sho spikes which happens to be our first honest to God accessory with we are not off to a good start I’m about ready to take out my firstborn child’s college funds and bet it all on red we keep adventuring willing to beef some strogen off for a measly [ __ ] lick of Hermes boots and find ourselves right above the fiery pits of Hell an imp comes by proclaiming he learned something from the cwad he wants to show us so we teleport home immediately we will be taking no part in that no sir no ma’am no Gamers all around our middle name is Full Nelson and we intend on showing the mobs how it’s done when we have a weapon God Diggity damn when I tell you Gamers this took long 6 hours but we’ll get to that we collect as many ores as possible narrowly avoid being boned hunt for deep Cavern chest for approximately an hour find one I can no longer feel we go back down with a spelunker potion that way we could find these rarely spawning chests much easier than before heightening our chances of I’m going to be sick we find a cloud in a bottle max out our HP find another cloud in a bottle an extractinator a band of regeneration which which is pretty godamn tight and another magic mirror in the early third hour of our search we find another godamn magic mirror to take a brief intermission from getting magic mirrors as frequently as comments saying I sound like moist critical we quickly locate our Shimmer and move in some more NPCs for easy access to said shimmer then get curious drop trout make one small dip and get our entire bodies yanked below it’s not all a loss however as we’re able to continue our endless pursuit of meteorite and what’s becoming quite literally the longest godamn start to any of my videos in existence and I hate to say it but we’re just beginning we keep searching and find Jack [ __ ] The more we search the more I come to the conclusion that we’re probably according to my calculations at least 90% bone beyond belief after ravaging our world some more and coming to the conclusion that we’re going to have to try and find a different means of getting our hands on the beautiful Space Gun we desire we throw a life Crystal Mana crystal and a fruit into the Shimmer for a handful of upgrades and simply Ponder what can we possibly do at this point it’s clear there’s not enough deep Cavern chest for a shot at getting meteorite that way what other means of progression can we possibly utilize in a crippling time like this well there is another option but it is not pretty meteorites also found in Shadow chests in hell but you need a shadow key to unlock those chests which are found in locked golden dungeon chests which wouldn’t you know it you need another godamn key to unlock but waffle time you can’t go into the dungeon you haven’t beaten Skeletron due to your horrendous skill issue I humbly retort shut your ass our plan now is to use a suspicious looking eye at the dungeon summon the eye of cthulu and get that oversized allseeing bastard to clog the spawn rate so we can hopefully get a golden key from breaking PS in the dungeon to hopefully be able to open the right dungeon chest to hopefully get a shadow key to hopefully find meteorite in the God damn seventh circle of hell I’m going to take this out on my future family you see the eye of Kulu spits out his foot warshipping minions at quite an alarming rate which is excellent for us since after a while there will be no chance of the dungeon guardian spawning in stroken us silly permitting us to explore the Dungeon as much as we can now’s our chance we hustle into the dungeon attempting to break every pot we could find on the ground and have zero luck whatsoever finding a key it’s only near the end of our miserable short lifespan that we see a wooden chest and die godamn immediately words can’t describe the disdain seeping out of every orifice my body provides however with any luck we’ll be able to take the key from that wooden chest and get a shadow key Lickety splickety however we decide to try another route collecting dungeon bricks and turning them into unsafe dungeon walls as according to the legend sorbet Cafe if we’re deep in the rancid anal crevices of hell and place these walls behind pots we have a small chance of getting a key from them as they’ll be r as dungeon pots unfortunately however despite the Fantastic genius methods that sorbet Cafe hand delivers to each and every one of us the Waffle Time luck curse sits in yet again to punch me directly in the throat after another full hour of pot smashing we get two fistfuls of [ __ ] all before taking a bite out of our keyboard and mouse in Pier gamer in then head back to the dungeon and hope for the best and expect the worst lo and behold after much more searching we managed to find ourselves our first golden key we open our first chest and get nothing more than a blue moon I’ve never been one to believe in spontaneous human combustion all until this point where I feel as if my entire body could burst into flames at any given moment we keep searching finding absolutely nothing along the way but managed to make our way over to the wooden chest we found earlier giving us another shot at getting that beautiful Shadow key we would Slaughter many for at this point we make our way to the closest golden chest and are immediately subject to urethra eyeball disease fantastic we repeat the same process open the first golden chest we find and not only get Nothing But realize that no amount of rolling our Monitor and keyboard up like a newspaper or plucking our eyebrow hairs out individually with tweezers will ever make us feel again after this we smash as many jars as we can get absolutely nothing then get staged to urethra eyeball disease far worse than the first with the noticeable physical deformities in the No No Zone I am not doing well thankfully however there may be a cure for our itch our friend may be here to save the day yet again as again according to that godamn Beast sorbet Cafe if we place these unsafe dungeon walls behind hell pots we might just get a key we leap and bound through hell trying out this method and unfortunately for us get a bountiful scoop of jack [ __ ] before a fireball grabs Us by the shoulders and knees us in the face as hard as it can possibly fathom we keep trying this process and after getting absolutely godamn nothing even more and experiencing a petrifying ego death that changes the way we speak and act in our day-to-day lives we take another crack at breaking every last pot in the dungeon that’s right you heard me correctly we break quite literally every pot we could find in the dungeon there are no more pots there’s less pot in this dungeon than there is in Texas and we pass away with our glimmer of hope dissipating before our very eyes after looking even further for deep Cavern chests just hoping for the best and having no luck whatsoever we decide it’s time to take our matters into a different world and search for quite literally three 3 and 1/2 hours scouring large worlds for one measly [ __ ] drop of meteorite we come across a deep Cavern chest and meteorite I’m sorry but I have to admit I’m not even angry about you anymore I bear no grudge against anyone it’s just that my Terraria world feels so so wonderful right now throughout Heaven and Earth I alone am the honored one after checking myself into a psych ward for 6 to 8 weeks and Loosely recovering on a surface level from that atrocious of a godamn start to this single playthrough we we can finally get started truly the work starts now we make ourselves a beautiful beautiful space gun after so long give it a sloppy wet kiss then treat ourselves to an absolutely Saucy Diamond robe we have zero time to waste you’ve all waited far along enough for some succulent juicy game progression we have a tremendous eyeball to teach a magical Smith and lesson with that being said we create another long row of platforms just beneath our star collection platform and sleep until night to begin battle the fruits of our labor have truly paid off our sweat sweat Blood and Tears we forgot to get Mana potions [ __ ] [ __ ] we are so incredibly bad we’re back to an extent the world has never seen before and by back I mean shooting a non-blinking eldrich eyeball repeatedly with a space gun I’d rather [ __ ] in my hands and clap than attempt to get again we’re highly overpowered at this point so the battle goes extraordinarily quickly if it went any other way except for this good I would feel more inclin than I ever have in my life to eat glass we quickly work through a second phase then tell him he got his Cuban link on Teo causing him to com bust out of sheer humiliation now that that felt good it felt so good that we feel confidence for the first time in ages it’s time to put ourselves out there we build a quick housing setup for the dryad in the jungle ask where our hugs at get a funny look throw up all over the floor in front of her then simply go lay down and take it all in she wants us so bad it’s embarrassing with our Newfound confidence and prowess we make some upgraded Mana potions then head down to the Crimson to build an arena only being interrupted 27 times every 3 seconds by interrupting spiders stop eventually after clearing out seemingly every spider that’s ever existed in the entire world we defile the last Crimson heart in such a way that the brain of cthulu personally has to come out and check on our well-being how do we retort space blasting the non-existent ass cheeks directly off the brain itself considering we the people of Waffle Time Inc are ass men ass women as people of the highest caliber this form of degradation comes with no mercy we quickly clear out the hord of various eyeballs floating around the brain then get to the brain itself and the Brain hatches a master plan of duplicating itself to throw us off clearly the brain had no idea that we had that dog in us because as we approach defeating it entirely we simply utter the words five way or the highway and it’s surprisingly does not choose the highway we get the brain style tendril treatment and our God complex is lost once more it’s no matter however that’s a problem my future psychologist will have to pull out of me like a rotten tooth well into the future we’re focused on the n now and right now there’s some decent upgrades we could get to make the fight lean in our favor we start by ransacking the jungle completely slaughtering every mob that breathes its nasty ass hot morning coffee breath all across our face in the office with no shame we do this not only because it feels fantastic as a form of exposure therapy but also to get the components for some delectable jungle armor all we can think about is the 400 measly godamn Health the brain of cthulu had in our last battle and it drives us to the brink of Shaving our eyebrows off and drawing them back on however ever as we get home and craft that unbelievably Saucy swag matching set of armor our confidence again begins to boost to an unrealistic extent much like a Jenga Tower our confidence can collapse at the slightest Breeze that doesn’t go our way but as of now it’s a [ __ ] Tower and we’ll take advantage of it while it lasts as this jungle armor may just be the Boost that gives us the edge against a big bad brain we summon him up once more and yet again begin blasting away the various eyeballs he provides the brain of cthulu instead of talking things through decides to come at us with aggression it’s clear he’s seen our Immaculate drip and wants nothing more than to not see us blinged out to the max so we take the high road we’re adults after all we handle it concisely kindly and with our words then we shoot him in the chest 27 times and take a sweet sack of loot back to the waffle wood workshop for our own financial gain we take no goddamn prisoners here at Waffle Time Inc and the brain of cthulu will soon serve as an example to the other bosses that decide to scuff our lemon pepper steppers our drip shall remain unscathed we go back home and get the best sleep of Our Lives after the The Great Brain Purge of 2024 and suddenly a meteorite lands you know what the godamn hell that means it’s time for space drip we swing all the way to the left and see that it completely demolished our snow biome that’s okay 19 dead 47 injured one man to collect The Delectable spoils the medeia right provided we rush home make some armor that’s out of this world get it out of this world it came from space out of this world uh um it’s be because it’s like if it’s from space I understand if you all throw rocks at me in public for that joke to in the audience’s favor once more we summon a goblin Invasion not only to wipe [ __ ] goblins off the face of the Earth but also to get our hands on our favorite wife sharing individual yet the goblin tinkerer with him we’ll be able to upgrade our gear incredibly and slap even more ass than we have been so far as soon as we’re finished R34 in the Goblins to switch things up for everyone tuning in we put our listening ears on and simply peruse our elevator and as soon as we hear an overly ecstatic wife in the sound of a sad sad Goblin behind a video camera we know we’ve lucked out enough to find a goblin tinkerer we quickly interrupt his his session to buy ourselves a tinkerer’s workshop as well as a pair of rocket boots to swag Max with we then go hunting on sky islands for more gear to upgrade our Loadout with we first find ourselves a shiny red balloon which is the most common sign of a clown woman lurking about and brother I will have no choice but to get involved if I find one take that as you will aside from finding a realization of our Eternal Lust For clown women we find yet another balloon a Celestial magnet which is actually sick as hell to have in this play through and a lucky horseshoe which is just what the godamn doctor ordered in regard to our accessory game how Peak how Fuego that’s that [ __ ] we like you know what else we like some sweet ass lightning boots to give us that forbidden Zeus drip and how about a blue horseshoe balloon to really make the Tower of Babel go even further to test out our new gamer prowess we Boogie on over to the dungeon to busted down sexual style as a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce all over skeleton’s fat ass forehead we build a quick Arena and summon him up immediately blasting his gargantuan hands so they can’t slap us around or even worse grip us we attempt to keep them level throughout the fight so we don’t have flying skulls manually receding our hairline Beyond repair when we aren’t ready for it then as soon as they’re out we gun for Skeletron tremendous Noggin remember folks if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times the last thing we want at this stage of battle is head from Skeletron it’s teethy enough to kill a man in sometimes as little as three hits so we avoid it entirely by flying in circles around it we see it health getting lower and lower and soon enough we take him out entirely what a godamn relief thank God that nightmare is over now it’s time for the funon because who doesn’t love enemies that can hit you through a wall repeatedly and even stop the use of any tool or weapon upon contact life is great thankfully though we’re after one simple thing in the fungeon today which we get immediately and that’s the Cobalt Shield not being juggled by enemies like we’re in the godamn circus is always a great priority in our playthroughs and the less time we spend in the fungeon the better so life is certainly sunshine in Daisies currently we turn it into an Obsidian Shield and slap that bad boy on immediately do we really have any purpose behind killing queen bee maybe a little would it make us feel lightly and temporarily better about our physical size and stature yes we start by making an arena directly above a hive decorated with a few rows of platforms potion up and summon her immediately to get to battle while it’s true there may not feel like a true Rhymer reason for stomping on queen bee and wiping her off on the sidewalk she actually drops the be gun which is another magic Tulie we can add to the Belt why use the be gun well a zapinator would be very nice but every single traveling Merchant I’ve encountered thus far in this world has been selling a bucket full of [ __ ] all for a price that’s quite un reasonable rather than Simply Having a zapinator for us so as of now it’s going to be you me the Wall of Flesh a magic gun that shoots bees and a Sprinkle of hopes and godamn prayers because I truly don’t imagine this going any other way except atrocious against a wall of flesh the battle with queen bee goes quite decently to my surprise and though we don’t get our beautiful be gun on the first attempt we have the means to spank that Stinger several times over which we do with fantastic Precision getting a beekeeper taking a bite out of our desk in pure rage then regretting it when we get a be gun on our third attempt with with our new weapon at hand we decide to try Queen be once more to really see how much damage we could do with our magical blicky wielding setup and it’s [ __ ] horrible it served as a genuine surprise that our space guns seem to be doing a staggering amount more work against the various bosses at hand it was clear we needed a better weapon and unfortunately for us it seems as if the zapinator was our only express Ticket of getting the hell out of pre hard mode so we simply wait we wait days we wait nights we make an entire fishing pond and fish for God knows how long for a su dial and another to turn into a moon dial and we godamn wait as if we haven’t done enough waiting simply trying to get our first weapon we wait some more all until eventually at long long last a traveling Merchant who didn’t want to be drowned in Silt or thrown into lava comes our way with the most precious beautiful belonging for sale I’ve seen since the Terraria Shop’s bright orange pumpkin shirt the zapinator is here the solution for prehard mode has fallen into our loving Embrace and with no time to waste we make sweet passionate love to it only briefly then make a magnet flower making us ultimately ready to to ball the [ __ ] out against the wall of flesh and show him what a wall of flesh truly looks like take that as you will we do some quick reforging wanting to beat the goblin tinkerer to death with a sledgehammer the entire time make an extra large Hell Arena to compensate to a great extent then get to work attempting to find a Voodoo Demon crying and dying many times over we eventually find one however and considering we’ve made every preparation necessary for a real ass gamer to succeed we open up our Arena throw in the voodoo doll and get immediately into battle the gray zapinator while AIC we Works in our benefit to cut the Wall of Flesh into several bite-sized marinated pieces of filo flesh already pre- grilled because it’s in hell we slowly VOR said pieces withering his health down incredibly quickly the zapinator is a godamn force to be reckoned with and this fight proves it entirely his hungry get knocked back with the force of a slap from The High Heavens beams shoot on the double or even move at 1 mph hitting him several times for volley some beams simply clap his cheeks Beyond repair for no reason other than it coming from the gray zapinator and it feels fantastic we keep our range keep blasting and sure enough the Wall of Flesh succumbs to our very own Wall of Flesh yet another dub for the quirked up terrarian we are finally out of godamn prehard mode and it feels phenomenal because not only are we a step closer to finishing this putrid stank premise of a challenge but our options for weapons while still limited have opened up greatly we head top side after our epic gamer Victory and open our bag to see we did in fact get a gun but it is simply not magical enough for our delicate Mage hands we need a blicky straight from Merlin’s beard not this run-of-the-mill Draco with this being said we go back down to Hell and ring out the Wall of Flesh like a tow again not once not twice but three more times until the stingy disease ridden [ __ ] decides to give us our first Immaculate hard mode magic gun the laser rifle we are incredibly back we have no time to celebrate by pouring sugar in the goblin tinkerer’s gas tank as we have hard mode ores to collect we head to the crimson and get to work completely reverse slithering any Crimson alars that dare appear in front of us today’s for forecast calls for a Gob smacking amount of Palladium or calcum in Adamantite we immediately embark on yet another epic gamer mowing session first collecting padium then briefly pausing after finding the gizzard Wizard and purchasing crystal balls as well as an ungodly amount of Mana potions then going for orac Calcom and lastly spending the best years of our life scaming for enough Adamantite to actually have a set of balls in this hard mode land eventually though we make our way topside with enough to make ends meat for once in our miserable lives and make ourselves a wise mystical set of Adam an tight drip simply to flex on those around us for more mechanical boss preparations we roam the fiery pits of Hell asking mimics what that tongue do in finding out the hard way all until we have the juicy mimic loot we desire we make a star Veil as well as a charm of mist to make ourselves bling youu entirely then to keep the ball rolling we grind up as many Pixies as we can all until we have enough of their fine powder to encapsulate and advertise a special nighttime performance enhancer sold specifically in gas stations and also so we can make the manliest godamn set of wings in existence I’m of of course referring to fairy wings which after carefully removing the skin from a handful of wyverns we craft and put on immediately ladies ladies please calm yourselves it’s simply a Pro Gamer sporting fairy wings to keep the Boss Rush in full swing we add some extra layers to our I of cthulu Arena to make it mechanical boss worthy then swing down to Hell yet again to grind out some Souls of light beneath the hollow then some Souls of Night we take said Souls make ourselves a mechanical worm and summon up the Destroyer for our first mechanical boss battle the fight goes fantastic our lasers travel through his robotic yet phallic worm body at great speed and tend to his probes rather quickly one small qualm about this fight we have is contact damage we’re rocking with the glass Cannon fit so any contact damage from the Destroyer is detrimental to our physical and emotional well-being then there’s the probes and God Rest the soul of anyone who gets probed by the Destroyer however with the extra maneuverability from our manly ass set of wings and the range we’re able to keep with our laser gun Merlin Tuli with a switch it’s only about a 40% ass clencher of a fight we attempt to shoot through him hamburger style to soak him in as much damage as possible by piercing many segments at once and soon enough the destroyer’s Health is withered down into nothingness allowing us to melt his body down into a chassid belt for the goblin tinkerer the work is far from over as with one mechanical boss down we have two more to go and up next on our [ __ ] to explode to death list is none other than the twins which we summon up immediately the twins are always a hit or miss fight meaning we either decimate them with Fair ease or we get our L7 vertebrae shattered into dust by the pure weight of two moon Moon sized robot eyeballs curb stomping me however as we see spazmatism transformed into a second phase we see that we’re on par with where we were in the Destroyer battle meaning approximately a 40% cheek clench enough to crush a soda can but not quite enough to compress a phone book after spasma is destroyed we work our way to a 20% Which is around enough to fold a paper a few times but despite the weight of spastische this [ __ ] does not miss we get shot repeatedly but attempt to keep the firing up to combat his laser flurries it unfortunately does not go well for us as we get his health down to a measly 3,000 everything in between our ears is immediately cleaned out by one fatal shot if I had a hydraulic press I’d grab Reaser by wherever his throat is and place him in it simply to watch him burst into aluminum fragments I’d even make a Youtube short out of it so people can add unnecessarily loud funk music and eight overlays of reactions to it I am furious we attempt to harness our undying rage by summoning the metallic Duo once more and get immediately to work blasting the ever loving [ __ ] out of spazmatism until he quickly reaches a second phase through doing these playthroughs I’m truly able to understand a mage as a whole you have great versatility mastered crowd control fantastic DPS at just about any point of progression in the game but if you take One Singular slap to the ribs you throw up twice and die immediately the amount of damage you take as a mage is putrid atrocious even but this fight serves as a prime example of what happened happens when you simply don’t get hit as much as the battle prior our damage is fantastic and it shows when we decimate spazmatism once more and put all of our Focus onto the giant bastard Reaser he will pay for what he put us through no amount of mythical laser beams entering through his eye socket and out of his ass cheeks can express the amount of disdain I hold for him currently we Glide up and down attempting to dodge his volley of lasers when at long long last he too crumples alongside as good for nothing dimwit brother we only urinate on their graves twice because as usual there’s no time to to waste as we have our last mechanical boss to tend to that big bag of donkey dong Skeletron Prime we summon him up and immediately get to battle not aiming for any of his needless appendages but only for his blemish ridden forehead we fly around in circles and keep blasting as much as we possibly can withering his health down at a healthy and steady Pace an extraordinarily refreshing counterpart to our battle against the twins we’re able to keep solid distance from them and truly weren’t in any real danger at any point during this battle which makes us feel godamn Unstoppable like we might trip on our own dongus at any given point in our day-to-day lives soon enough his health gets lower and lower until finally the mechanical Trio have officially been dealt with melted down and crafted into a very specific very Niche type of ring Why Stop Now we sleep the days and nights away allowing more seductive planta bulbs to spawn as well as allowing more sun-kissed chlorop FY to spread our one-way ticket to mil Central expires soon so we make haste in our epic gamer chlorop FY mowing session and gather as much as we can as soon as possible all the wild dreaming of planta succulents that’ll soon be within Arm’s Reach once we have an ample amount of chlorop FY we had topside and craft a sensual set of chloride armor which will hopefully be enough to woo planta entirely this is when something magical happens after sitting around only gooning ever so slightly a traveling Merchant arrives we check his inventory and sweet Mother of God the orange zapinator has fallen into our gamer hands and Hot Diggity Dog Does it Feel magnificent though this technically could have been obtained as soon as we entered hard mode and this is about the 470 9th traveling Merchant we have encountered since hard mode it’ll still serve as a cure for our it when it comes to planta we have everything we need and then some so we head down to pla’s Den with two things on our mind pla’s oiled up cake and game progression we quickly fix up our Arena and summon her up to go directly to work the orange zapinator while an actual hemorrhoid to obtain is a fantastic weapon of choice to use against most hard mode bosses planta included the first phase is simple ogul at planta from afar while putting it through the spin cycle and soon enough because of the immense amount of damage from our orange zapinator we break into her wi drunk second phase and yearn for nothing more than to strip ourselves of this chlorified armor and indulge in the jungle’s finest though we must stay focused the end game is at our fingertips and now would be the worst time to settle with planta and have her cook us breakfast every morning right right right guys Focus Waffle Time Focus we leap and bound around our Arena so as to avoid our grippers and make use of our distance to light her up from afar soon enough while shedding only 46 tiers we bring pla’s parade to to a screeching halt it’s enough to make a grown man cry however our tears are wiped by Plantera beyond the grave when we get our hands on yet another magic gun the WASP gun admittedly we were after the leaf blower however I haven’t used the WASP gun very much before so this will serve as an exciting experiment on our beloved plant mil until we’ve obtained said leaf blower our Second Battle goes just as well as the first though there’s one minute detail to note the WASP gun kind of blows it’s okay though all is well as on just our second attempt we managed to get the leaf blower Now isn’t that beautiful this weapon is able to shred through many enemies at an astonishing rate and will serve to be our Saving Grace for the foreseeable future now that we domed planta our Focus can now shift to getting some more Immaculate drip Spectre Armor is now available and will give us just the Boost we need to slam our way into the end game with this said we hit the fungeon for a small sprinkle of ectoplasm and an immense amount of immeasurable pain and suffering Beyond human comprehension once we’re done dying repeatedly and pulling more than one Palm full of hair out of our head because of it we Shimmer our chloride armor and replace it with a jaw-dropping set of Spectra armor we’re armed to the teeth we have a fantastic new set of armor what’s stopping us from slapping the back of Golem’s head so powerfully that he turns from mud to Brick we charge to the temple and seeing as it resembles the homeowners association we become enraged at their needless unnecessary stupid Antics rules and the fact that you have to pay extra to live in a home you purchased for them to harass you about the most ridiculous things imaginable with this said we rush through the temple as fast as we possibly can to avoid the outlandishness that’s the a away what a joke we eventually land head first in gollum’s bedroom and seeing as he promotes this type of behavior we must tend to him the only way we know how Merlin’s blicky style we fashion an arena up as fast as possible ignoring The Echoes coming from the hallway telling us we can’t park our boat in our own driveway on property that we paid for and is legally ours and the demand to see an architectural permit because I put a pot of flowers on my doorstep all because it goes against their stupid rules they made up then summon Gollum up immediately to take out all of our rage on them the least leaf blower does phenomenally against him blowing away his dumb HOA handbook directly into the gutter where it belongs we take out his fists and aim for the non-existent brain behind his eyes and managed to take out his head as well oh no this is bad it’s a Karen Golem that couldn’t get his way it yells and Stomps about publicly causing an unnecessary scene and great uncomfortability for an and all around him we must dispose of him quickly and that we did the power from our leaf blower knows no bounds and as we see his health deteriorate into nothingness we begin to feel much better better about our day-to-day lives not too much better though as golum has something we want the heat ray high in damage high in speed and great for dealing with anyone who dares inconvenience us is locked safely away in one of his treasure bags and seeing as we didn’t get it the first time we try again and again and again we [ __ ] died and got nothing we go back down and fight him again and again and again when he finally drops the godamn weapon we were after that was unbelievably godamn abhorent but we have the weapon we want we’re here we’re back and we have many bosses to tame we reforge our weapon as well as a sexy set of Beetle wings we made with the abundance of beetle husks we unwillingly got our hands on and with a lone Shuffle worm in our inventory we make a quick arena for dick pisson and summon him up immediately the fight as all fights are against Duke fisheran is terrifying Beyond Comprehension especially as a mage every Fell Swoop Dash or urethra resizing bubble blasting combo is a goddamn death sentence and it shows every single time we get hit the though with our glass Cannon setup we’re able to hit him with a force of a th000 Suns or as some would say a th000 wizard guns and continue to do as much damage as we can while staying way the hell away from that guy soon enough his third phase kicks him when he realizes he could have been teleporting this entire time making us hold our breath the entirety of the time he’s in this form of evolution what in God’s name are they putting in the water these days anyways we unleash our secret hidden Master Dasher Blaster technique and with some good timing and assumingly a lot of luck we managed to take him down on the first try as usual however we don’t get what we want from the filo fish looking bastard as he has the chance to drop a bubble gun which would be my God it would be sensual to have right now no fun for us no good and fun stuff for us I guess luck out at the zapinator combo keep betting on red in debt for the rest of my life classic waffle time anyways we try out Duke fishan again and the fight goes just as well as last time at first we plow our way through his first phase Den is second and begin enacting our Master Dasher Blaster technique when one mistiming quite literally turns our skin inside out and rolls us around in sand and gravel all at a measly 576 Health if there was ever a time I wanted to viciously eat fish filla with my bare hands more than right now I would be genuinely surprised it’s all okay though it’s sunshine and rainbows in the sky because after going back to an act Revenge our Master Dasher Blaster technique Works seamlessly and after getting a tempest staff we take all but a brief moment to headbut our keyboard and mouse until they are fine powder order new ones online wait for them to come in do software updates to make sure they run fine than battle Duke Fisher yet get again this time winning by a goddamn thread we again get a we got a tempest staff again we battle again tsunami god well I mean you know Fisher and wings are cool I guess we have another go and get our hands on a razor blade typhoon and at this point completely and entirely lose all hope for the future there is no more I do not like looking at myself in the mirror any longer who am I we give up on the bubble gun because it’s stupid and dumb and no one likes it and instead choose to take an alternate route we rope up to space at the edge of our world and simply wait to get probed we will not be telling our NPCs how the aliens came about we instead will take the secret to the Grave the ultimate magic gun we’re after that’ll be our final weapon to take on the moonl Lord with is the laser machine gun now these are dropped from Martian saucers from the Martian Madness event with a low but promising one out of six chance this is when the Carnage begins we make our way through the Martian Madness event slapping the bald heads of any and all Martian grunts that come our way offering all their three titty having wives and otherworldly experience all until we get our first Martian saucer which we Bob and weave around gracefully while blasting the ever loving [ __ ] out of it with a heat ray eventually it crumbles and we see we got an influx waiver that’s okay it’s our first try we can’t be mad at that but one question begs to be answered following that occurrence can we be mad at 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 maybe 10 11 how about 12 12 godamn saucers to get what we want I think it warrants a bit of anger perhaps even a bit more than a bit God my biggest enemy my biggest hater larger than the moon Lord itself is [ __ ] RNG holy God after we clear up that event we simply bask in the fact that we have our final weapon how exciting is this not knowing if the bubble gun would be more beneficial than our beautiful laser machine gun we air out Duke fishan several times over until we get our hands on the bubble gun that could have prevented the entirety of the great Martian probing incident of 2024 it felt fantastic clearing out Duke fishin’s brain easily for a change but there’s much larger matters on our hands at this point we have a lunatic cultist with a fine ask Mom to kiss on the lips in front of him we go right over and do just that to begin the battle the fight is simple enough The Lunatic cultist simply can’t handle the Waffle Time style it almost almost makes you feel bad for him but we’re not quite there so we Blast away with zero remorse we lower his health steadily taking the occasional lick but then reminding him we’ll be dishing several licks to his mother after this fight is over which damages the lunatic cultist enough internally to Croke on the spot and give us his loot now all that’s left between us and ending this playthrough once and for all is the pillars and the calamari move Moon Man himself with this being said there’s not too many preparations we can make in regard to the Moon Lord so we haul ass to the Stardust pillar cheese it entirely then reverse pile drive it in front of the remainder of the mobs next we charge to the solar pillar don’t die a single time or scream loud enough that my neighbors no longer look me in the eyes when I walk outside then slap it silly third on the list is the vortex pillar which follows approximately the same route as the solar pillar but this time I get two noise complaints oh it’s going to take a lot more than that to take the dog out of a real ass gamer we ring it out then fight our way through the nebula pillar only grinding our teeth to the gums a handful of times before decimating it entirely it’s high time for the moon Lord we have decent wings so we decide to give it a spin okay clearly we’re in need of other preparations we start by making a nurse box out of alien Tech so she gets probed while we’re off fighting an eldrich deity then upgrade our accessory game to maximize our damage output as soon as she moves in we wait till it rains and summon that bad boy up immediately our damage is incredible and with the speed of our Mount we’re able to avoid a staggering amount of of his attacks not enough to keep the cheeks unclenched however as any hit we take is a goddamn death sentence waiting to happen we teleport to heal when we need to but other than that we gun for his topy as much as possible to purge the possibility of a fantasmal death rate defiling me we take down his health slowly but surely putting emphasis on his top eye but taking down the health of his hands at a steady Pace we’re feeling good about this run we intend on slapping those non-existant cheeks directly off the moonl Lord’s bones and it appears as if our plan is working so far Only Time Will tell however because the amount of damage we take off of one measly hit is ridiculously devastating after many heals we managed to take out his right hand eyeball and abuse the living [ __ ] out of some eye frames to take the other out of commission as well with all three eyes down for the count we have nothing left to gun for but his heart and we do just that the widespread of our laser machine Draco serves as a blessing in the situation as it makes it a lot harder for us to miss oh you know glass half full mentality we dodg the majority of his attacks and watch his health slowly deteriorate until at long long last we did it if there’s one thing I learned about beating Master mode Terraria with only magic guns it’s that anyone can do it matter of fact it isn’t even all too bad with some decent RNG luck but good godamn luck starting as the starts of this playthrough made me want to do unspeakable things to each component of my recording setup RNG is also a tremendous Factor so be sure to drink your lucky soup the morning you start because without it RNG is going to knock on your door and Full Nelson you with the power of a thousand laser machine guns with that being said I’d like to thank you all very very much for watching this video did take quite some time to make so if you enjoyed this video and you’d like to show your support be sure to drop a like subscribe and leave a comment to let me know your thoughts on this video also for video and stream updates be sure to follow my Instagram and Twitter linked below thank you all very much again for tuning in all the way until the end and I’ll catch you Gamers next time [Music]

Today, we wield Merlin’s blicky and use ONLY Magic Guns to take on Master Mode Terraria! From SCAVENGING for meteorite bars by doing the most abhorrent methods of all time, to getting beamed out of existence by the Martian Invasion (god forbid getting probed), to having the most atrocious RNG chance with Golem and Duke Fishron, we have a have a putrid, stank playthrough ahead of us. Will we go entirely bald from trying to get our starter weapon? Will we be able to defeat the Martians with the same beams they shoot us with? Better yet, how will this challenge even start when it’s nearly impossible to get a magic gun to begin with?
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