Minecraft’s WORST PvP Methods

the other day I saw a video where this dude used some of the dumbest items to PVP people with and now I kind of want to do the same thing I want to learn three PVP methods that are so dumb they might actually work the only question is how do I know if I’ve mastered them well if I can beat my friend super who has claimed to have mastered Bedrock PVP himself with all three of the methods I will call that a success so without wasting any more time I need to get started on the first one door PVP which is actually way more popular than I thought all right so here is how door PVP works all right so let’s say there’s an evil man chasing me oh no boom door oh that didn’t work hold on oh I’m oh I I almost died but we won’t use an example that guy is too smart pretty much there’s someone fighting you then boom you place a door they miss their hit then when they miss their hit boom you open the door and beat them up quite simple I’m getting some some practice reps in you know what I mean boom door open it boom door open it but as we know I have to actually like get good at doing this so then I can do it against my friend super and so to do that to train door PVP I’m going to play cubecraft SkyWars cuzz they have doors that I mean you can craft in that so I’m just going to craft doors and the little Mission I’m setting for myself might be way too difficult but we’re just going to go with it anyway I’m going to need to play a game of cubecraft sky Wars use nothing but doors and win the game with at least two kills I thought that was a pretty good goal to set for myself so I got after it immediately by playing my first game all right here we are on cubecraft SkyWars this might take a very long time cuz I legitimately have no idea how to do door PVP here we go first game first game here I just get blocks food and doors please give me wood thank you all right all right 21 doors that’s all you need at the end of the day why do I hear a warden this is so annoying bro oh hey there’s a warden in the middle what is cubecraft SkyWars even about oh there’s two people right here ah oh no oh no oh my God I almost died that was so bad okay I need to hide there’s five people left I need how am I going to get any kills with this this dumb Warden is also so loud and annoying by the way oh my okay I’m going to make this a little easy not easy but I’m going to make it easier for myself I’m allowed to use a weapon okay I’m going to give myself a sword still no armor cuz I you know like I’m like a three tap but I feel like I deserve a weapon all right 12 doors let’s run it I need to kill two people this is a really hard challenge like I did did myself dirty here this is so hard everybody’s so laggy too oh oh I killed someone oh my God there’s no shot I’m about to do it game two wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it’s a 1 V one wait this is kind of crazy I might actually wait hold on I’m not really doing well at door PVP I’m not going to lie I’ve just been kind of knocking people off what’s the last guy I got I got to absolutely sauce him up with the door PVP this guy’s getting as stacked as he possibly can this is crazy oh my God is half netherite there’s how am I supposed to beat this guy oh he’s coming I think I’m dead here let’s let’s run it there’s no way there’s no way that was like my third game I am so good did you see that place the door spin around juke move oh my God technically my training is complete however I don’t feel like I’m very well versed in door PVP I I’ve spent a solid 10 minutes using it I’m just going to need luck here I’m going to need luck to beat Super here because I’ve like Barely Used this now before I fight super I want to go over how this works in order for me to say I’ve beaten super like like officially beaten him I need to win using all three PVP methods so if I lose this fight this challenge will be over before it even started what’s up super gamer DX are you ready to die um hopefully I won’t die don’t mind me I’m just kind of chilling you know don’t even don’t worry about what I just did all right let’s go it’s time for you to go dude it’s time for your death what is bro doing you can’t hit me you can’t hit me I have the Fortified [Music] defenses oh dead blocks blocks versus doors don’t I just choked so hard you have no idea see if I was able to like hit bow shots it would be a fair fight you know the doors didn’t really work out they didn’t really work out how I thought they would you just like you just kind of build over them and they’re you just don’t really care now we’re both just camping behind little here you know what we’re going for the door Rush he just builds over them [Music] I open I just bow spam you he’s using my doors against me I think it’s over GG’s the doors bested you that was so bad I think the doors hurt me honestly and there we go I almost choked but lucky for me I win the first 1 V one using door PVP and now we move to the second PVP method and this one is really cursed all right right now next up is cake PVP and Cake PVP kind of plays with the emotions of your opponent let’s say I’m I’m about to go into battle right like oh boy can’t wait to go fight this guy then boom right before we start fighting cake now what will the opponent do here they’ll go oo a nice yummy cake maybe they’ll even eat some of the cake however while they’re eating the cake I’ll either boom smack them right in the face or ender pearl crit them out what I mean it just is going to work like a charm you know what’s even better if if I place cake on the ground you can’t you can’t place blocks on it you can’t do anything you have to crouch to place blocks on it very disruptive a cake is look at that I’m ready but okay cake pvp’s like kind of training Arc is going to be very different from door PVP door PVP I could do on cubecraft against random people I don’t think this would really work against against cubecraft people so instead I’m going to fight five of my friends with cake PVP I need to beat all of them I need to I need to beat all of them with cake PVP this is going to work probably better than anything else I’m going to do today let’s go Ponty boy I don’t think you’re ready for what I’m about to do to you by the way just like what are you going to do a peace offering oh God if you beat me that’s so embarrassing let’s go baby let’s go I thought this was a One V one it is but but first like share cake with me why do you got to have your own cake gg gg there G you shouldn’t have fallen for the cake let’s be nice can I offer you here explosion you’re so upset that you couldn’t eat the cake bro oh yeah you got plenty of cake of your own that was so I mean you just made it so easy for me that worked like a charm take a bite I wish I was hungry no was that the game plan no it wasn’t I just wanted to do that ready watch this play oh [ __ ] oh my God oh my God you just owned me no the cake PVP yeah GG’s GG’s brother but first take a take a bite of cake oh my God oh my God oh my God that was cyber bullying I’m so sorry I actually feel bad that was the worst one of them all that was the final win I needed to deem myself ready to fight super I got those wins like really quick cake PVP just works way better than I thought it would so I was pretty confident going into the second Super fight round two fight number two it’s the worst that can happen well actually I kind of want to change the pace this time here we thought this take some cake dude that was so British here’s a peace treaty bro I might die I placed a cake in front of you GG you know what the PVP strategy there was that I would eat the cake I offer you cake and then stab you in the back after successfully using cake PVP we move to the third and final PVP method villager PVP all right this one is extremely stupid I’m not even going to lie if this works I think Super is more of a fraud then I am like kind of some Evil Genius you know all right so let’s say we have this box right and I’m just going to spawn a bunch of villagers this is so stupid we just get a ton of these things right we just get a bunch of them as many as I can afford to spawn in and then I change my skin and kind of blend in with them right don’t ask me how I would be able to kill him you know how Batman hides in the shadows that’s kind of what I would do with these villagers so yeah to train this I I feel like I need to do a lot better at kind of camouflaging with the Villagers so we’re just going to do a little hide and seek I’m going to get one of my friends I’m going to download some map I’m going to spawn billions of villagers on it and he’s going to have like five or so minutes maybe 10 minutes to find me so that’s exactly what I did I spawned a bunch of villagers on this map I downloaded then invited my friend Andrew to try and find me Andrew hack I’m going to hide amongst these villagers your FPS is about to die you have 10 minutes to find me uh let me let me go hide really quick um let me turn off name tags yeah yeah turn off name tags that’s very important I’m going to have like 30 seconds to hide then after the 30 seconds it is all you all right okay yep good luck sir you’re going to need it bro one two 3 7 8 9 10 28 29 30 okay all right come find me BR you’re getting swarmed by the way just I might be in there you’ll never know dude dude this is really hard actually like I don’t know if I’ll be able to do this I think once you see me it’s over pretty much like I just have to run somehow H this is so much harder than it looks I might just be good at hiding honestly you know there’s more than just the one room right there’s like a couple there’s like one or two yeah oh Jesus oh oh no oh no oh no just looking out for someone like a small head you know what I mean yeah there’s not very many of those around and while I hide in that herd of villagers terrified for my life because Andrew almost saw me I want to remind you to subscribe if you haven’t I make a lot of cool Bedrock content if you if you’ve watched this far you probably like me you know the drill all right back to it I’m not going to find you I don’t think I’ve been like within like two blocks of you just for the record I think I’m just going to start killing things now what if I kill every villager in this room right now I would respect it honestly you do you bro I hear my fellow villagers dying I also don’t think you’re in this room anymore you’re like oh I I I’ve been within two blocks of you I don’t think you’re in this room anymore but you were I think that’s my my my thought process here I don’t I think you’re going to win this honestly this is so terrifying bro oh I just opened my inventory and I didn’t even click it oh there’s a little back room over here okay oh this is so scary oh this is so scary feel like you’re up here now I don’t know why oh God dang it God dang it oh my god oh oh dude I got why’d you go up there oh my God okay whatever I’m counting that as a dub for me even though it was not at all but I just need there’s no way I can do this again and do better than that now if it wasn’t clear I did not successfully complete my training for villager PVP but despite that I decided to kind of cheese the system and just say that I did anyway which might be a terrible idea but I don’t really have a choice going into this final fight against super and just a reminder if I lose this fight I’m a failure the whole point of the video was that I beat him with all three of these so there’s a lot on the line here all right are you ready to fight yeah dude dude this is like extreme where’s Walda I feel so devious right now you’re just running around oh you’re sitting in a corner bro [Music] I will dissolve into the crowd no that was sneaky bro dude I really I wanted to just hit you and then run away all right well that’s it so yeah I I lost the fight almost instantly but you know what even though I wasn’t able to beat Super I I’m still happy with how I did I am a failure so you bully me in the comments or something but that’s the video thank you for watching if you like Bedrock content watch the thing on screen it’s so awesome and cool I will see you next week

I Used The WORST Minecraft Bedrock PvP Methods to try and beat my friend/fellow Youtuber @SuperGamerDX in a 1v1. I Created 3 PvP Methods to use: Door PvP, Cake PvP, and Villager PvP, then trained on Servers like Cubecraft. Will these PvP Methods be enough to become a Minecraft Bedrock PvP God?

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