WorstPremadeEver Live! #918 – Stardew Valley
by hello everyone what what welcome to the stream how’s it all going uh we’re back in staru Valley um I just caught a 35 in tuna wait 35 in Jesus Christ y That’s that is a big boy yep yep the biggest boy in the world oh God I’m typing come get you Ed oh [ __ ] I don’t know the controls it’s right right click his chest oh my God I am not used to being this weak in this game I’m just dumping my load in here cuz I don’t know got to start somewhere yeah oh I hate it I hate it so much yeah I’m I’m struggling robable box of poo are you guys in the mines I’m in the mines I am I need to get I’ll come down buddy where else Kathy need get some goodies [ __ ] funny man [ __ ] hell oh god oh yeah my combat is not high who’s this old woman what level you guys on I come down fight valiantly alongside you 52 uh I’m working my way down because I realized I haven’t been down there yet and I’m missing all of the treasures on the treasure platforms I think they 10 levels or something we have 17,000 gold can we finally buy a backpack is it too expensive still you can buy backpack I thought we already all bought backpacks no no no the upgraded upgraded one we’re all playing at different times so yeah I haven’t I’ve played this like once or twice what this if you sorry oh it’s okay this this level no this game oh the game okay well you can buy the first level leave the second one so far cuz there’s two levels of backpack is there a way to fast travel to the mines as well yes no yes yes you go on the mine carts we hav’t got mine carts yet do we yeah we do wa yep you UNL them did you y necessity the last time I played this game we didn’t even know what a farm was so I’m very uh right Alis Alex if you the mines I need I need to talk to the shopkeeper to get a backpack how do I buy a backpack where is just click on the backpack that’s in the thing I think I’m in theong shop what what shop did you go into uh I don’t know the only shop is that a back it’s like a oh the backpack’s on the counter yeah HZ is for two there we go so there’s a second level but don’t get that one yet cuz we need need way more money how much is it if you guys go to mines every uh 10th level there’ll be bits to pick up ni already got okay I don’t know hold on I’m trying to work out if I look at the backpack or not if you press tab it will swap to another line and if you press Escape it will show you two open lines now I thought there way two open lines to be honest I forgot that I put my favorite thing as tits so it said she found a star drop it’s strange with the taste reminds you have tits oh did you see what El was oh my God oh that was brilliant did you did you see what Ellis’s was Kath no um his was [ __ ] it right so it remind you of the taste don’t this it’s your favorite thing why else would you have put it in the evidently yeah also tuna [ __ ] nice I don’t think I know what you’re talking about proud of you there’ll be a thing in the mines Al what level is that I have like uh like 100 I think oh you’ve already opened up this guy as well yeah I yeah I are yeah yeah yeah I Am Lord what are these H cave carrots you no what we haven’t unlocked SK Cavs yet have we uh no we haven’t repaired the bus oh my God I don’t know what level I got to last time though so I’m going to start going down from uh 60 um I left I’m back at the farm oh nice cool uh yeah let us know what your favorite thing is Alex my favorite thing yeah like when you get to level 100 there’ll be a little star fruit that you eat and it will tell you what your favorite thing is I what you put is your favorite you typed into the box at the start of the game oh Christ probably going to be something horrific probably you received an obsidian Edge 100 oh I got this starfish oh oh what’s your favorite thing then it is you found a star drop your mind is filled with thoughts of pain pain oh my God Jesus Christ it does kind of make sense for Alex but still Jesus you okay no he’s not okay H never okay he’s incredibly okay well I’m not using this sword anymore in the bin what the obsidian Edge don’t in the No No the stone sword oh yeah garage you can sell it back to um Clint I was told you couldn’t sell any equipment adventur Guild oh so you can sell swords to The Adventurous Guild yeah oh fair enough or um Bits Of Armor shoes and tokens all that spare [ __ ] that we’re not using we could have sold and made an absolute [ __ ] fortune so there’s five people’s worth [Laughter] eventually will’ll get us a horse now I don’t know if we can all get horses Gabby I need the horse I don’t think you do Kath I think we all need to share the horse no it’s mine you’re the only horse girl here so it kind of makes sense no no we it’s a mode of Transport you don’t just automatically get it because you’re a horse girl I am a horse boy all of a sudden I need the horse you’re not you’re you’re a train boy oh that’s damn it you can’t get a train can we name the horse nubin n nubin no we can name a steam train then Jake could have it hey there you go no cuz Jake will then try and have sex with it let oh true yeah that could be awkward could God something needs to go in the exhaust hole right no stuff comes out of the exhaust C that’s why is an exhaust Can we end the in as well can we can we finish we’ve already started minutes in bed yeah me hang on why aren’t you in bed go to bed I’m in the mine pun you’re not getting a horse I’m coming well no you need to go to bed K I’m on my way I’m on my way I’m on my way way I’m on my way sorry I came to too early then you came too early it’s getting late it’s getting late Kath oh know I know I’m on my way are you running back y why didn’t you get the mine cart I did oh okay you said you were run in front of my house now my shitty little [ __ ] Caravan from the M [ __ ] me the dog sleeping with me that’s Oh I thought you up what I thought you were in my bed okay bit weird why in your bed well I don’t know you were in my bed a minute ago no you think I was I wasn’t oh okay right so okay you were just imagining me in your bed right so what was that hard dreaming what was that what hardwood hardwood I don’t know it wasn’t me it was just yous oh it’s very stormy yeah yeah just a smge right I’m going to and see the adventur guild and sell the [ __ ] I don’t need to him sell some [ __ ] which one’s the cell chest uh the uh this one the big big boy up here sell all the things not all the things cuz there some things we might need not all the things don’t dare things do all the things okay stop it Jesus Christ um I better take over Nick’s uh mayonnaise Empire are you because I yesterday oh did you okay yeah but I meanes Nick know that you’ve been doing it to him when he’s not here doing it to him well it’s dick milk farm right yeah like we have to milk are we [ __ ] well we’re we’re getting all the mayonnaise from all the animals the the machines do you have a food chest I can’t put anything in this chest why not so you got to you got to click it on your hot bar and then click on the chest and that’s how that’s how you drop it in where the put the fish that want I keep why do you want to keep the fish to cook to cook yeah cough yeah just I’ve sold all the good I’ve sold all the good ones all the starred ones all the shittier ones I figured we’d keep them cook oh okay yeah that makes sense eat down the mine or whatever yeah exactly well you can just make another chest for it if you wanted and just bug it in there just [ __ ] um I’ve just found a chest in the middle of the forest with like a load of furniture in it that was I wonder who’s done that that was crusty wasn’t it feel like a crusty special I won’t Li oh yeah this is all crusty chests down here oh right is this like hoarded all the things well didn’t he make didn’t he have like a weird sort of like fetish yeah like sex chest or something down there sex chest and then he tried to blame it on me he was just like Gabby do you like furniture and I was like you wear wigs you’re beautiful man just because I’m doing interior design does not mean I want to [ __ ] a chair thank you very much but I will I mean you never know I thought that was the entire point of interior design yeah what [ __ ] chair yes affirmative yes uh what was I doing again I’ve completely forgot oh trying to find the chickens that’s right where the where did Nick keep Nick where did Nick keep the chickens then ni Nick C oh where did he keep them in their house I need to get the the got a hoi okay what is the mine cart so if you go up to where the bus is oh good got a new journal entry yeah and then you keep going up in the top right sorry top left hand corner there’s a we mine cart I’ve gone the wrong way i’ have a question it’s we got back up to 18 Grand or 19 Grand and now we’re back to 13 again so someone just spent a [ __ ] ton of money on something so I I bought a backpack which we upgraded her I told you I was going to upgrade my axe today I need to get into the next of wood um yes but once we get through the next bit of the wood then we can get fish ex and other we get more hardwood and then we can put that into the um Community Center getting hard wood yeah have a bit of hardwood where have you gone fishing you done at the lake what I was talking to Ellis oh oh yeah I’m done at the lake I’m just in the um how did you understand him in the fishing shop what me yeah cuz what I heard was [Laughter] what do you mean you well cuz like I I suppose you said are you down at the lake is that what you said that’s what that’s what Jake said yeah okay what I have was cuz you said it like so quickly I didn’t hear the full sentence sorry I got it piss I wasn’t fast enough to how that God my reaction time so bad today I wonder can I make I’m been outsmarted by the fishing mini game oh [ __ ] hard life it’s a hard game right okay let me just up my foraging skills I think cuz I need to um uh is this pickaxe the best pickaxe we have we can upgrade them over time but I’m trying to earn money to do it uh permission to buy a fiberglass Rod suppose yes fiberglass rod for getting better fish to sell did you fill out the form hm what form did you fill out the the W uh wmp uh did you f like the WWE wrestling form WM wmp Windows Media Player fishing rod form right for what cat just left a chair by the giant log that is the entrance to the secret wood she Wasing [ __ ] a train oh my God train I got to go I think going oh I can’t I won’t make it in time the Train’s miles away I think you already made it if you know are we talking about in game or is there actual train in why have I why am I just catching absolute dog turds in this Lake who are you for dog turds no I’m this is I’m sorry you said I was at if I was at the lake sorry no I thought I was but I’m on the seaside oh okay here next to the shop well are you catching fish down there yeah oh I’ve just caught like like loads of algae and sticks the Lake’s not particularly great for fishing if I rightly coast is better the lake isn’t good for fishing [ __ ] it sorry s newspaper this right this is [ __ ] there’s a conspiracy against me here when was the last time you guys went fishing in real life oh Christ done it once and it was with a man on a canal boat didn’t know the man but he just let me hold his rod for a bit and that’s not a did he now was it a random man that’s really disturbing yeah pretty much H well I mean that cool did you catch anything was the r War uh oh God it FL feeling oh how how old are you at this point uh don’t say CU we can’t make if you if it’s if it’s a bad age we can’t make jokes about it anymore true yes why did you ask keep it ambiguous in my head he was like yesterday yeah like last week right yes it was uh many moons ago but not a spite amount of many moons ago I was probably between the ages of 1 and 20 perfect I’m going to assume it’s 20 yeah yes it was actually the other day I was just holding a man’s rod for him we weren’t even fishing [ __ ] hell wow I love that painting a beautiful picture uh What do you guys what season is the salmon season in Canada um I think it’s from Augustus to October if I remember correctly should we go fishing when we go yeah well yeah like proter fishing oh no maybe it’s not actually hang on I think I got that wrong oh cuz I was looking it up when we when we booked our tickets I thought it was spring normally when this when fish spawn could be wrong though uh I thought it was Autumn but I don’t I can’t even remember C I thought fish weren’t real and they’re all government drones it’s such a sad life to be a salmon cuz you just [ __ ] spunk yourself to death mhm you do yeah like how can you explain and why is that sad why is that sad well cuz you know like you need to go mate and you feel the the driving needs to procreate but then as soon as you as soon as you bust your nut you just [ __ ] die you die yeah well yeah but a lot of that like that aren’t there oh there are amazing amount of species like that but like what’s the mechanism for like like releasing that for you to then just [ __ ] keill over like what’s the I don’t know I’m not sure is it like a heart attack kind of thing you you [ __ ] die you just kill over question I don’t think you die straight I think it’s like you a day or so later they tend to get they tend to just die old age or what like I’m honestly not sure well if you haven’t had an orgasm before and you’re like the equivalent of like 70 then it might finish you off it might finish you off more ways than one yeah you say it but like all animals and their mating habits are weird look at um uh [ __ ] what they called look at [ __ ] mantis oh yeah yeah oh yeah that’s wild the females eat the male’s head yeah [ __ ] like I need weird your head will do that’s hot the male seahorse is the one that carries the children mhm do the Lords work out here no it’s weird oh my God why is e not into things that sounds odd uh okay people have got some different answers May to September someone said different times different salmon chook salmon for example are typically caught from May to September while coo salmon are caught from July to September pink and Cham salmon runs are usually in August and September respectively God dang I didn’t realize there were so many different types of salmon having different seasons yeah makes sense you mentioned it makes sense oh they die because they’s saltwater fish spawning in fresh water oh because nature is [ __ ] weird yeah like what damn I’ve got a geode who do I take it to to bust up uh you want to bust your geod nuts with Clint Clint that’s the one where’s Clint he’s the blacksmith if you go to the take the trains and then go to the town and then it’s the first to oh okay it’s the it’s the first building next to the tra stop train stop mine cart stop are you okay no right man the brain is is barely functioning today ch’s having a time you can do it chunk I don’t know if I can though that’s the problem did you say barely or barley barley barley darling um two buildings next to the track really it’s locked open oh for [ __ ] oh yeah it’s open does not open now what’s this he’s only open at certain times of the day who’s this uh Clint yeah I’m I’m going to remove the L from his name and replace the with a u hi my name’s did you just far Jake no I we need to go to bed Gabby we need to go to bed oh hold on do we no yes it’s 9:00 and the chops AR open I’ve got nothing to do you can go to the pub and do what go and play prairie keg get [ __ ] wasted I don’t know what that means is that you no there’s not game in the the pub that you can play hell yeah okay I just uh sold some of my [ __ ] nice uh so that’s good do we we need chub in the community center don’t me chub yeah chub yeah wait what did you say we need we need chub in the community center we need chub in the community maybe we need a chub yeah you know the fish the fish oh you know my half erected Direction I thought you okay I think for me what would have helped me in that conversation was we need a chub for the community center right that’s what I said you said we need chub we need chub for Community Center you missed out a which kind of gives a context that it is an object rather than something being chubbed if you catch my drift and yeah if I offer someone my chub I get called a weirdo right look we need do we need a mullet a tilapia a flounder a snapper a tuner or a halber or in the uh Community Center the way the way to tell is when you’re in your inventory if you hover over those fish each individual on the top right hand corner of your inventory when you’re in it there should be a little tree symbol that’s the symbol for the community center if it flashes or blinks that means that that or item is needed for at all don’t have I don’t think Ellis has gone to the community center yet I have not no you wouldn’t have seen the wizard I have not the wonderful Wizard of snor Valley pelic um you’re going to need to go to the community center so don’t sell anything yet go to the community H first okay and then you’ll be able to see him tomorrow all right do I need to go to the community center who’s not in bed believe that was gappy no no I was actually in bed but I realized I had clicked the button nice look at all that cash money cash money cash money I can buy so many hooks with that what Hooks I don’t I don’t knows okay all right how’d you get to the thing then do you want me to show you yeah go all right let me get out of my shitty little Caravan and I’ll come help you it’s the same on the inside as everyone else’s Cal yeah but I don’t like it it is so funny that kath got the Caravan to be I know yes okay I’ve just got a pink cake great stinky follow me Alex follow us oh I’m ahead of you are you going the right way uh to town yeah the c community center yeah we are going though C there I need to go to the blacksmith first oh wait he won’t be open he was only open for 3 minutes a day is no he opens at 9: so no he won’t be open yet come up here 3 minutes a day are you flarping yeah over here ooh that’s a lovely blue this is the community center it looks like a [ __ ] go inside we’re doing it up we’re trying to fix it that’s the whole point of the game [ __ ] how is that the whole point well why don’t we just invest in doing it up instead of about it CU we got any money so we’re it’s not even in English what is this oh my God it’s the star you it’s the it’s the language of the uh Jun yeah thank you the Juno people why like toasters running around they’re do them all toasters toaster Alexs for the bathtub yeah oh wow that’s dark so where’s this wizard oh [ __ ] hell to show you where the wizard is you’re about to talk to him yet you need to wait for tomorrow and then you’ll get a letter in the post asking him to come for asking for him to come for you to come you to come that came out wrong stop it I want your magic come um J the jiz the jard of all theard I love this game so much shut up no we’re going to ruin it one one one at a time hello yes I need your axe oh you want my Chopper do you I need you to um get wood okay do you could this get any more sexually charged yep just just do you want it or not I need to go get it okay hold on I need to tell you how much wood I need how romantic want it or not I haven’t got time for this honestly it’s how he initiates wow y you can you CL massive [ __ ] okay I’ve got my Chopper oh abigil that is very creepy cath that a blue where the [ __ ] are you Robin it’s a Thursday oh this isn’t Clint where where are you going Gabby [ __ ] I I was trying to get the house um extens like my so then Ellis can get his kitchen that he yearns for oh yeah oh Moss well at least then we can make food and sell the food and then it’s worth a bit more yeah but I needed my I need some more wood before I can do it how much wood do you need um I’m not too sure I was going to ask her but she’s not there so I guess if you just here here some she usually there on a Thursday well that’s what I thought but maybe she’s at the doctors or something off of your W I’m by the doctor I’ll go chat now I have a question about the geode thing how the hell do I break it cuz I’m at Clint Robin is at the do [ __ ] one day um so basically you want to go to the shop Alex and then click uh process geod I thought I had to go to Clint yeah so if you click on Clint while he’s at the shop do you know how shop Works wrong tree which I’m in it yes you’re in his shop right yeah and then talk to him yeah I can’t oh I can now it wasn’t letting me never mind sure Harvey’s message still creeps me out the problem is I hate his mustache but he’s honestly the only like mentally healthy person like in town to marry hey I’m right here you’re not wrong yes she knows you’re right there Jake oh and you’ve got a mustache in this game oh that’s true yeah well Harvey has a [ __ ] mustache I know must needs mustache what you say when you’re is that what you say when you’re in a rust Jake I mustache I you need to buy any of the books from the book seller who’s here his uh hot what the book sell’s come to visit yeah in his hot air balloon oh you’re chopping the wrong way stop stop D oh I don’t I don’t know C all the her is um hot what the [ __ ] a hot e hot air balloon yes I know now balloon balloon [ __ ] you cat I was trying to help you [ __ ] balloon it’s a pretty accurate impression I’m not going to lie I love you mate but that sick of me stupid stup [ __ ] stupid stop right [ __ ] it I guess I’m going to have to go back and start the [ __ ] out tomorrow on what the hell is happening right I’m just going to sort out oh piss what’ you do now I just dug up one of Nick’s mayonnaise makers gross you dug up it just it just everything to do with mayo just sounds like Sean doesn’t it well no it’s because it’s us there’s an implication we can’t play games like this and just have a good time it’s also the fact that it’s dick milk farm I don’t know what you expecting I wanted more from us [ __ ] me you miserable [ __ ] accept my gifts sorry who are you are you trying to chat ay oh she just everything I give it oh that’s disgusting e She Likes she likes gem own yeah no she doesn’t that’s what I’ve been giving her what have you been giving her though okay I know what she likes do you want me to tell you bit weird but let him suffer okay she likes Diamond so far and she hates uh H up taken our diamonds to go and woo Haley I gave her one Diamond you’re aad day um but you care what does she like she [ __ ] loves coconuts she the piss or not no no no she [ __ ] froths froths at the gash she froths at the gash for the Coconuts right how do I get coconuts got to repair the bus also are you sure that you were talking to Haley cuz I’m stood right next to her you’re not here yeah I’m back at the farm oh okay with his laser vision he can see her from miles away he’s got like an air tag on her so he can track her around oh Jesus Christ i g i I also gave a gift to Emily which he likes what yeah what does em you stay away from Emily oh oh go this this is this is going to turn into something like love Island isn’t it I’ve never seen love Island it’s I yeah I I know it’s [ __ ] terrible and people are obsessed with it and they love it was obsess Big Brother that’s true at least at least the first season of Big Brother was actually an interesting like experiment and it was kind of by season 18 it was a bit it lost the point it 18 Seasons oh I don’t know probably not 18 it’s a still going is it there were a lot I think there were at least 10 do you guys remember that really weird show it was on MTV like quite late at night MV it was like the dating bus or something like that right oh yeah I think I saw that yeah and like you would like stay up way late just I don’t know you were either out drunk and came home watching TV or something and then it was just like these really cringe people it would be H like the same sort of time as like jackass and um Sanchez and stuff wouldn’t it yeah yeah was it m I think it was MTV cuz New Zealand had this knockoff Channel called like C4 oh I remember that do you remember C4 it was like the New Zealand music channel it just stood for Channel 4 didn’t it huh it just stood for Channel 4 didn’t it no C4 it was meant to be just like the C4 like the explosion exp what was it yeah oh that’s that’s made it infinitely more cool than I thought it was why have you got a skull Rod a skull Rod yeah cat’s got a rod with a skull you can change your bobin how follow me does it cost money here no what do I doare pair ofs you sell them spare pair of what ho boots shoes Fey mey covery Wes Fe mey covery Wes why did you destroy that sign Gabby oh it’s closed oh okay you can write it again there’s a machine in there I don’t remember how it goes do you wear wigs have you worn wigs went right getting so angry about I just needed a sign but [ __ ] stop breaking all the signs I don’t think [ __ ] it’s a if you want a sign make one cuz some of the signs are very funny you’re beautiful man ones are a bit [ __ ] you beautiful man I don’t know what come get your IG means oh that was um I was making fun ofs how would Nick say the way that Nick says egg he says EG yeah how would Nick say eggs Alex EG no IG IG IG exactly um thank you thanks so much SM leg for the prime n thanks SM Le yes um I’ll do them in the style of a kiwi accent um jissy uh jman Fred cheers for the prime there thanks mate you call him Jizzy I heard Jizzy I’m not going to lie Jesse this is why New Zealand G down oh got to get me dick Gabriel uh tassio music cheers for the $5 there cheers mate um click X cheers for the prime and Zen likes thanks to the 500 bits my cat poopy MC pooper gave birth to three kittens last night my girlfriend uh and I have just become grandmas and we’re very happy spreading the happiness to you lovely peep uh PS that looks good on you Jake oh thanks mate very kind and uh sheep head cheers for the prime there thanks very much how was that that was pretty good to be fair it I was surprised you were able to keep it up yeah it you read better than you do English it was a bit Australian though I think yeah it does tend to happen I I did used to have a Ki accent like full on but um yeah I don’t know if I could could have done it did you know what I mean what the Kiwi accent there’s a reason I left oh oh right yeah well the thing is is that like a lot of people find kiwi accents like quite attractive but I kind of struggled with that yeah cuz like have you ever had someone with like a kiwi accent like dirty talking to you it’s like it’s not hey there I guess it would be the same as someone like dirtty talking to you in any accent you find a bit weird yeah scow show us your BRS yeah can you imagine like a scout all right show go on hey no show us your tit that I didn’t realize your mummy milk oh God I didn’t see that you were sitting on me for ages Jake while I was on the sign and chat’s just like why are you not putting any text in why did you do that cuz I was just fishing it was either fishing or sign watching me just float on a sign for like half an hour yeah where [ __ ] H mate yeah I mean like the Kiwi ACC like yes bloody hick a yes F here a I’m getting close a yes I’m going to bloody I’m going to bloody you know a yes yes I just finished that’s so disturbing over here and also like umam the way that my name is pronounced with the Kiwi accent it’s like giy gy giy yeah gy gy what a giby oh too much me too much [ __ ] hell 19 Grand just made 19 Grand and you’re saying we don’t have enough money to do anything but we made it because we sold all the [ __ ] this is why farming’s important yeah we now have money to buy more things farming will make it buying anything I want to go and get coconuts so I can look at Haley’s coconuts oh my you are gross well you can do that when we have access to getting there yeah press okay we need Alex to do that we need to get money to repair the bus then we can go to the desert then you get as many coconuts as you want just then you can show touch as many coconuts as you want once once we’ve got the desert things are a bit easier cuz you could Farm like crazy in the desert and get [ __ ] out of money mail from the Gard oh you going to the see the jiz jard rasmodius gizard there’s corn in the FI to see theard what what I pick the corn because give me a minute cuz why because what ends up happening is if we want to oh my God this sucks cuz my brain always shuts down when I actually try and explain myself if we want to have access to more stuff it’s better to focus on having one person that’s gaining the XP to begin with so then we can make all of the [ __ ] early on so then we’re not going to get bored did you okay okay does that make sense so then at least we’ll have one person who has access to [ __ ] yeah plus I need to get the five corn for the um what’s it called the community center yeah okay should I just sell is it a gold one no it’s a silver and four C on son right I didn’t actually read the letter from The Wizard so where do I find him uh good job so to find the gizard you basically have to you open up the map I mean we’re in the [ __ ] Community Center okay it’s not in the community center it’s like on the opposite side so open the map why oh yes Wizard Tower the tow yeah the the bottom left hand side got a blue I’m gathering bets to take over to Gunther gun oh it’s so far away the [ __ ] dump AKA your mama nice oh I actually let me just check what am I at uh yeah so when I’ve got like my farming up then um whoever else can jump in next and then we’ll all start getting access to doing it to farming yeah okay it just means that then like if we someone needs to build something in particular to progress [ __ ] then we don’t have to worry too much so what level of farming are you on now I’m on eight nothing been hell yeah you’ve been going hardcore I know it’s because I’m the farm Mommy and I’ve got to provide for the children who are us which is weird well you’re calling yourself a child I take you back everyone else does I’m providing for myself with fish so I’ll be fine yeah that’s fine teach a man how to fishing a lot and he’ll never come back home is that the wizard oh level four fishmen damn I haven’t tou fishing Willie can get [ __ ] I got [ __ ] to do I’m talking and my ears crackling oh really you need to get that checked out d uh oh okay question for anyone who might have experienced the weirdness so every morning when Jake and I get in the car and drive to work we get to a certain point in the road and when he starts talking or there’s an a particularly loud or sharp noise it doesn’t even have to be that loud like tapping on the steering wheel my eardrum Twitches has anyone ever experienced anything like that before no like your inner ear the inner ear drum Twitches when you say it Twitches what kind of feeling imagine a twitch it’s like a muscle contraction yeah i’ I I do get that and um is it always there or did you manage to get it to stop I’ve always had it ah it got worse after I perforated my a drum um but I perforated it probably when when I was like 14 or so but I’ve had a lot of operations and stuff on my ears as well cuz I’ve got partial Hearing in my left ear right okay interesting quick question um about the traveling sales person do we need a rare seed oh at some point probably yeah should I buy one it’s a th000 uh yeah I probably give you a common seed do we don’t want your common seed do we just scorpion C uh probably oh my God this wizard can I just skip through all this dialogue why is it yes there’s a Buton bottom right that says skip oh why is it so far away from my eyes just s it in like the just at the top get like a a slight pulsing but it’s enough that it’s uncomfortable and it it freaks me out anyway we’ll probably go see an ear doctor or some [ __ ] I I would say go and see a GP uh ask them to examine your ears it could be that you’ve got um excess wax like that’s possibly irritating your in yeah probably something like that it’s probably nothing really to be or crazy or that that’s yeah that too right I’m going to put the rare seed in the full box okay okay oh wedding ring we’ve got to plant that on the first day of fall okay yes cuz otherwise it won’t work why I don’t think we scorpion CP you know uh I think we do at some point thing I think oh okay I’m going to uh get the house sorted for you Ellis so I can provide you with a kitchen sweet appreciate okay are we all listening yes do we agree to spend 10,000 gold on upgrading the house uh what are we upgrading it for the kitchen yeah that’s fine all right three what does the kitchen give us food we ability to make food what we been eating so far you need to cook some meals for the uh for the community centered task there go okay done it it’s also mostly so you can go actually like if you want to go in the mine you’ll be able to go for more than a five minutes without running out of energy yeah true that you need um oh does food give you energy mhm once you go to the second mine as well you’ll need um spiced eel cuz it will increase your luck like drastically cuz the second mine is like the first mine but on steroids yeah I need to you need to [ __ ] get down there like get down to levels as quick as possible I’m going down I’m yelling down should I okay wait hold on where we at one I’m just going to go for a we a second I’ll be right there you do you bro I will we dump this dump this and dump that nice don’t give me a 55 in tuner this time where do I put 55 in tuner just uh in the if you put it in the this black chest over here hell yeah dump all this stuff and then dump where do I put a bomb do I just put it in the middle here no no Alex don’t what would you do if I did um oh my God no Alex please don’t Alex please please what what Jake’s not even here to put down a funny moment is not worth it my heart rate is so high don’t do the battle music Alex please what do you want I want I want Haley to love me okay chaos and Anarchy I want pain chaos Anarchy and teeth okay we can do we’ll SAR that out we’ll get Hal want pain and I want titties and I want panites penties is that painful titties sure okay what happened to all of my stuff that was in my house like where did crusty put it I think there’s a chest yeah there are two chests down south with a load of stuff in down south yeah yeah like south of the houses literally uh down towards the wi Wizard’s Tower but not in that area it’s still in the farm area yeah oh it’s still in the farm area yes go south of the T penis all right Alex has been threatening me Jake he’s been a very naughty boy no why is Gabby being threatened I’m not threatening anyone all I was doing was running around the farm doing this it very stressful that is yeah that is stressful you could put a marker down if you wanted I don’t know if you thought it was funny enough but okay I don’t know how to use a bomb well please don’t that’s the worrying thing you might use it by accident mhm oh [ __ ] sake I was about to go to the shops it’s already 6:30 like what is the point why is the time going so quickly uh what is this I get through lots of days yeah that one oh God that’s really annoying that crackling what oh can you hear it in your own ear now it’s like when I talk I can hear it go oh no do to have a look in your ear later on H I mean know if you wanted to is that a I thought you’d never ask fting with me you want he’ll do more than look in your ear oh God I look at it with my spit why are you so nasty yeah Jake why you spitting in our ear I’m not doing anything to anyone’s ears my headphone is completely mted now and it sounds ter yeah oh no new headset oh what a shame it’s just the uh the like inner I’ve got like earbuds and I just need to replace the little silicone bit God damn it it’s coming in wax as well oh [ __ ] my energy is about to go up I hate those um headphones of yours they’re [ __ ] horrible yeah you don’t get on with them they’re so uncomfortable cuz I’ve got the little ear clippy bits on the back of the ear but they don’t they’re not like a uniform shape they just they you can adjust them which means that every time you got to put them on your ears they just [ __ ] go everywhere GB not good they’re fine for me that you could bend them to the shape of your own ear yeah the problem I have is that they never stay in my ear ah cuz my ear canals are backwards so they won’t stay in my ear cuz obviously no one is going to make uh yeah that is a bit nerve-racking is Alex is falling around with the B yeah I just I feel threatened also you walking around with that mustache it’s all just well I’m going to give you a bloody well cake how do you like that oh no I’ve got two socially undesirable people just fing me around wow rude yeah not a very nice way to talk about soci undesirable got like a terrorist and a [ __ ] Cake Man Jun yeah that’s the word I was going to use that is exactly the word I was going to use offer your pink cake to [Music] Bumble go back to the cave from when you came right time for bed [ __ ] hell I’d rather like deep throat Golem than deal with that [ __ ] hell I would rather the thr Golem C 2024 F okay I’m in bed Alex you better not have gotten into my bed there you go I just saw him leave no he just [ __ ] blew up my house Alex for [ __ ] sake I know he got up your house oh no cover in mayo come on bombies bombies bombies that means be does it is that what they’re saying so bombus is uh I think it’s Latin for b or it’s like the genus my God that’s what say Age of Empires so bombers whenever they’re talking about bees yeah bees so there’s Bomb b which with an i yeah that’s the one um and then there’s BB’s um thanks very much ROM names for the gifted sub there very kind thanks very much um SM smack leg cheers the T the bits the Kiwi accent just makes me want to tell you about the [ __ ] I got out bck now Ed the [ __ ] the [ __ ] I got out forget about about that [ __ ] nice cheers mag thanks mate H Jeremy thanks the $10 there hey WP guys just want to say thank you uh sorry that’s not what they say just want to say junk you might be the British nogler mean anything but still fun uh please would you another shout out my Indian friend uh I can’t tell if this is a troll or not that is a troll yes okay someone two [ __ ] no that say summon yeah yeah say quickly someone to I don’t want to say the f word too often because YouTube started de Live start demonetizing it if you don’t read if you read it normally it’s summon to F like that isn’t summon to F there you go yeah thank you Jeremy oh that is actually their name and it’s just unfortunate that it sounds like I I don’t think anyone’s going to be called summon this is my just a hunch this is my daughter’s summon could be wrong but just a hunch thank you Jeremy cheers for the $10 there mate and welcome um spell thanks for the 569 bits nice how’s it going lags lags how’s it going lags how’s you going hope everyone is doing well tomorrow is my Moving Day for my brand spanking new apartment I’m so excited and relieved not to deal with a hole in my bathroom ceiling I’ll probably listen to your stream tomorrow as my uncle helps me move my [ __ ] take my bits and have a lovely day thanks mate hope your house move goes okay and you enjoy Place good luck it’s always nice moving house un as it’s a downgrade and then it’s not not so nice right how do I how do I where’s the kitchen then uh it’s in the main house well so I’ve upgraded it where’s the main house hold on I’ve upgraded it I’ve paid to have it upgraded she’s just going to build it so it’ll take one or two days for it to be built it’s in here oh so we haven’t got K yet there’s nothing in here at all oh my God she’s building it now it needs to be built it takes a couple of days did did you put the order in Gabby hi oh right it’s like real life just order a kitchen and it turns up [Laughter] good Al prob you don’t have an instant kitchen proba s the equipment that’s in that chest by the way uh yeah probably there quite a lot in there I see how much I get for the adventure Adventures Guild where is the adventures uh right next to the mines uh I haven’t unlocked it yet for some reason I’m not sure why really yeah do you unlock the guild I guess you probably do I think you have to talk to wat’s face who’s Watson’s face he’s the thought I already had is it Marilyn is that his name adventur adventur only yeah I can’t go in there oh you’re Marlin not Merlin that’s something different Marlin’s a gizard and Marlin’s a fish which one is it don’t you have to be like a certain level to get the adventure guill do you have to yeah it might be the combat one that you need to level up yeah if You’ been rining the mindes quite a bit should oh I guess you guys haven’t really beening oh yeah I’ve got to kill a bunch of slimes so I’m combat two at the moment oh it’s locked open yet how do you say have to do not open it’s 10:00 I know the [ __ ] lazy B’s not even up yet it’s because you meant to go fighting stuff in the evening or something I don’t know alsoo how are you supposed to get like if it shuts at 2: a.m. how you supposed to get back into your bed for 2:00 a.m. I don’t know man ask him I don’t run the business well I will when he opens in 4 hours all right what’s up Alex sorry I talked to you no I how do I actually see what I need to do to get in there oh I was what I was completely guessing click up on your Journal which will be F and then see what you’ve got there there’ll there should be a quest called initiation which is if you can slay 10 slimes you’ll have earned a place in the adventures Guild just go do that ah and where do I find Slims uh in the mines you’ve probably already done it if you’ve been down there a bunch of times no I’ve killed one apparently oh really God damn how’ you find out right press f f there’s a tally F and then go to go to it should be on the second page initiation [Applause] Jesus Christ the slimes on oh my God it’s like listening to a c fight shut up they’re on every level [ __ ] true slimes are [ __ ] everywhere yeah just keep going down until you find them they’re pretty yeah I heard some cats outside the other night that’s the thing about cats you can never tell if they’re fighting or [ __ ] yeah why not it’s very true yeah CU it’s like of the bar dick I didn’t want to think about that why not what their Barbed penis because so they have sex it’s always painful that’s why they always scream oh is that why they scream yeah yes it’s to keep them in place so they don’t run off oh that’s not which sounds so dodgy but that’s nature MH yeah it’s weird how the ones that survived have that mechanism attached to their bodies as well it meant that they were able to impregnate things therefore carrying on their gene pool so in terms of exactly Evolution and like don’t Works a l of animals don’t animals don’t hope not you know you’ve got birds and like you know like uh the birds and the rainforest and [ __ ] like that they’re all the males are all pretty cuz they want to attract the females and stuff like that but like humans they’re just like I don’t know I want to stick my dick in you yeah like do you know what I mean cat gets it well yeah cuzz humans have sex for pleasure whereas most animals don’t yeah dolphins are the only other creature that have sex for pleasure well [ __ ] or like you’re an Blok and regend getting pissed on a bank holiday and screaming at the women walking past and it’s like how could I resist you that’s exactly what I look for in a man oh man the uh what’s it called the airport what was it the security oh yeah you know like when you go into like the airport and you have to go through the security gates they look at your passport and all that the a is it an airport guard is it Customs officer Customs officer the other day in the airport in Copenhagen was Rising me up big style and it was what cuz like I gave him my passport and then he was just like you have the most beautiful eyes your eyes are amazing and I was like oh my god get H it I was like fing H he was blind though wasn’t he checking passports he just he just wanted your eyes to himself the worst when like yeah that’s the worst Customs officer ever it’s like Danish Hannibal elector or something I like your eyes can I can I put them in my socket oh my God a blind C that would be the yeah yeah that wouldn’t work no it wouldn’t but you know I think there need to be prerequisites for that job yeah but also like every single one that I’ve ever experienced it’s always very serious right it has to be like how long are you staying here what is your purpose for being in the country and then like they’re not meant to smile at you or anything like that so then this guy who’s just like hello have a wonderful day oh my God your eyes are beautiful I like it’s quite a change isn’t it so they’re not they’re not smiling that that it’s not it’s not true they could they they are allowed to be nice it’s just some countries they’re not they’re not allowed to be nice or America oh yeah yeah but they just look at you like they want you to die bloody Denmark on the other hand everyone they get flirted with when you go through customs yeah and then he you get flirted with yes because he said to me as he was checking my passport because we’d filled out all look at all that cake D it boy I was watching you in line nice this is your like his number back to you with your passport yeah just a picture of his dick [ __ ] what instead of passport yeah no no he slips the [ __ ] valid in the passport oh God so then then he then he uh he looks at me and because we filled out all the the relevant paperwork attached to my passport details he goes ooh you’ve been a good boy I fill in oh it was very funny but he hadn’t really cuz I’d done it for him so really I’d been a good girl yeah paperwork do you have to fill in oh just you know your flight details and [ __ ] cuz like apparently it people find it hard to do that before they actually get to the Customs gate oh do you get given like a piece a sheet of paper when you get the um it’s just filling out your your passport details basic you know if you’re on EasyJet or something like that and then it will just ask you to put your passport information in um and it will link it to your ticket so I’m I I haven’t flown for like the best part of 20 years don’t I think easy check cuz you know they don’t give a [ __ ] they check your passport they’re going to let you get we about to fly with them to Amsterdam so we’ll let you know it’s fine but anyway if you go into the app or whatever it is you’re using to check in um and then you link your passport details through there when they scan the passport it will come up with everything that you um that you’re flying with so it makes it a lot easier when you go through the eates and stuff like that now yeah yeah that’s what that’s what I was going to do just use the app it’s it’s stream oh yeah yeah and you don’t need the printed version of the [ __ ] boarding pass yeah there’s a certain age isn’t there where like people will turn up turn up to the airport with printed boarding passes still it’s like [ __ ] you my dad was that you yeah my dad oh your dad yeah his dad prints out Google Maps directions oh my God my dad does the same as well oh yeah we were talking about this [ __ ] and then one time he got really frustrated cuz he ordered the pages in the wrong order so it’s like that sounds like something Alice’s D do fck they should meet for a beer and see what what other stuff they get with Google directions and stuff it’s meant to update depending on how buing the road is but print it out it it man actively manages the traffic to make sure that it’s not too congested in some know that it also pulls down the journey you’re doing anyway so even if it does lose signal you still got it in offline mode so yeah I think it’s just a parents that it like I I mentioned the other day like we went to we’re in like Copenhagen zoo and then we were in the toilet and as I was pissing my mom just like shouts across the other cubicle and she’s like Gabby what time’s the flight leaving at and I’m like Mom I’m not [ __ ] checking that while I’m taking a p like just like yeah just common sense it’s just it just goes out the [ __ ] window Common Sense isn’t so common these days yeah anyway as well but yeah I would I would recommend using the app if you can the only time that I use printed boarding passes now is if you’re going on like a proper international flight cuz they make you um they they usually give you one at the um at the check-in yeah I mean I don’t count like flying from the UK to Europe as a proper International cuz you go basically on a Sky Bus no but like if you’re going on a big [ __ ] you know Long Haul rather than short Hall yeah pretty much um then they’ll they’ll make you get them so yeah right I’m going to put my chub in the community center that sound of Dody sorry oh God yeah you know what you were doing well yeah did oh my God again I on one Health [ __ ] I’m not really paying attention oh yeah Al how did you die oh trying to do Slimes and I’m not really paying much attention who the [ __ ] are you a caveman found me found you oh poor liusing 2,000 gold as well oh lonus my B we lost 2,000 gold oh it’s okay as long as you’re back safe and sound oh okay B found me where where does my look like a caveman he’s just he’s a wild man he wants to live amongst nature and [ __ ] exactly caveman he has a big Club a big Club are you talking about his I’m talking about his chub no I’m the one with the chub oh dear I’m tired I’m hungry an IRL or in IRL in in real life in in real life in in in real yeah I’m hungry but I need to go to the gym after this and I just might go eat and then not go I don’t know no no I’m in B I went to the gy this morning sleepy times go by night nice nice I find it easier to go to the gym in the morning yeah don’t cuz like by the end of the day I’m already [ __ ] dead inside so if it’s like you start off your day by doing it then I feel I woke the dog in the morning so I couldn’t be bothered to go to the gym ah yeah that tracks see that’s something I’m the same though I do it in the morning I’m concerned about is like when we get a we dog Jake cuz we’re both going to want to go to the gym yeah where do we put the dog it’ll be fine in the car be fighting for a uh not in the car not in the car if it’s if it’s the winter home unless we we come into the office drop doggy off in the office and then we go um back the gym first of all only only obviously when it’s house trained um but you can just leave it at home once you know it’s house TR off too long yeah yeah yeah for sure I think there’s probably a better way of doing it cuz yeah would comfortable leaving in the car that’s not what you do that’s a great love by Alex should not leave cars go to that happened at my school once um one of the p teachers uh well it was a p teacher’s dog and another P teacher was looking after and left it in the car during the school day and um yeah oh oh dear not good yeah no um can you Respec the thing that you picked cuz I just picked Trapper and I meant to pick the other one you can so you have to pay a lot of money for it well you can but um not right now but when we get the key to the the sewer as we can oh I found a is there some [ __ ] like bog troll I got to go yeah there is [ __ ] sake is it C no his name’s crus [ __ ] off c a bug troll why am I a bug troll you’re not Alex called you it I didn’t call you I said is it C I didn’t say she was [ __ ] Jo did you manag to sell that stuff yeah I got like 400 gold it’s hardly worth it oh I am an offend it turns out [ __ ] gear isn’t worth much shock up right [ __ ] gar that you don’t want is worth [ __ ] all oh god oh there’s the caveman watching over the mines oh okay right um whoever’s looking after the chickens you need to sort out your fence I know oh that’s Nick’s job he’s not here yeah your chickens are going to run away mate oh my God there’s so many eggs in here whatever what we do I thought you said you were going to be looking after them yeah I am what happened are you Rob I’m in the eggs the eegs what happened I don’t really care eegs might the what what do you mean what’s what’s wrong with the fence it’s fine because it’s falling apart you can’t get through it you can how do you repair it then you get a new fence post and you put it over the broken one and it puts a new one in why has it broke because they degrade after while will will the will it break probably what why will it break uh because you ever broke when will it break my brain’s about [ __ ] break when will you break brain you’re beautiful man you’re beautiful man oh thank you um right I need so build a fence post po oh my God I’m looking for one slime and I can’t find any oh than what level are you on I’m going to I found a d go to all the five levels cuz that’s where they spawn if you start on level 15 I found one I’m good okay cool I don’t need your help now very nice uhhuh right now I can go into the place oh they’ve made that really easy to repair fences good job yeah what’s his name Mighty AP no not Mighty AP found a ghost fish oh nice what’s the name of concerned AP Mighty ape is a store in New Zealand yeah yeah um can I get roller skates or something so I can move [ __ ] quicker you need a horse the horse roll skes okay you can get different shoes how and do I get quicker shoes that go zoom zoom you can get shoes that make Go ZO Zoom you could also drink a lot of coffee oh do well just Propel myself using [ __ ] pretty much poo powers activate oh Jake can you just replace the fence yeah holy [ __ ] is that a new edition did you not know that no I’m an idiot is that a new edition I’m learning things that been for a while I didn’t want to say no that was a thing in the last one I think it is is the start bloody heck uh right what was I going to do oh yeah we need to right so how we doing on money 35 Grand we should be able to unlock the bus now surely no no okay no so we need 10,000 15,000 oh okay 40,000 40 so 42,000 425,000 gold we need yeah [ __ ] expensive bus we’re getting there don’t worry I’ll go make some gold oh yeah we’re going to do s stuff don’t yeah I’m just going to do some questionable activities don’t ask me what I’m doing but there will be gold coming in okay oh no I’m a bit worried why is he setting up an only fans for his I’m worried that he’s going to sell stuff that we don’t have to sell oh like like things that like diamonds things that we actually will need what do I do with Scrolls uh you donated to the museum where’s the museum yeah the museum is you know where you got the geod unlocked it’s to the south of there well yeah okay it’s the building next to the blacksmith uh some of them might have already been donated though cuz I have done a fair whack of them already well he can have another one no he can even have one if you hover over it it should say if Gunther needs it it will say donate to Gunther in the description oh okay well already there so I’m just going to talk to him F you [ __ ] you [ __ ] got some Scrolls uh right what this to be done around here then quality crops bundle uh I’m waiting for those melons to go and we didn’t do pnps cuz we forgot uh yep it’s okay though cuz it’ll be the first couple of days of spring next year and we’ll complete it that’s true okay so duck egg large egg white and brown can probably be done already large milk and large goat milk can’t be done but we’re working on that after them yet after we upgrade the house um I think the next thing that all need to build is uh what’s it called shed yeah not a shed a [ __ ] Barn coups and [ __ ] yeah yeah okay so Artis and bundles fairly easy to do so that’s the pantry done Bridge repair ah we need the winter foraging bundle okay so exotic should be easy to get once we um ah we could probably do construction bundle that’s probably easy enough to do kind of but we need the ingredients for constructing uh yes do you have a method of harvesting hardwood uh God damn it I have the means how much do you need uh one one yeah one yeah you need one hardwood one more hardwood yes how much do you have uh nine interesting okay I can give you one okay I’m going to need uh come to me my love 198 regular wood come okay uh can I sell this scroll then cuz I can’t give it to Old [ __ ] yeah yeah sell sell it if you can’t just bung it in the Box Alex okay ah my love are you ready to receive my wood only if it’s hard Lord is it hard before you do prepare yourself okay should I take my trousers off or yeah depends whereing it wait wait wait okay oh no now go hang on we need to do it in front of our our audience oh okay they they paid good money all right hey it’s me the local handywoman oh yeah I heard that you asked for a delivery of hard wood yeah I I sure could use some of that hard wood oh no turn around okay then yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what was that that was that was me accepting the hardwood what was the noise you just made what the [ __ ] was that a slurp yep there we go put my trousers back on good to go okay pleas in business just going to be walking a bit funny for the next couple days are you all right with that this chair this chair is a glass chair and it has a camera underneath if you want to sit on it God damn it [ __ ] hell what did you think of the show then Alex it was up to up to your satisfaction can you give me a rating on trust pilot can you rate my only fans on trust pilot yes not enough TI not enough Tity only [Laughter] hardwood I’m ring my favorite game for myself yeah good job what was I doing again oh I need to go to the thing as well yeah the man the man which one at 600 p.m. oh the one that’s never open oh the museum no The Guild oh you’ll be open yeah it’s open that’s open till two no it opens at two no no no yeah open now 2 p.m. to 2: a.m. oh right well that’s some weird opening hours it’s Prime Time Prime hours at the moment um thanks very much to uh spell oh chees for the bits every already read that one up nice one and oh and sorry and again sorry no 500 bits from spell thanks very much who is King offa’s most Vigilant night Sir oh I’m going to get this wrong and everyone’s going to laugh at me surveill Oh no I got it surveillance oh thanks very much spellers I get it I was proud of myself cuz I got the joke is not funny truth me I don’t think it’s supposed to be it’s not no how do I it’s meant to make us all die inside okay well it definitely has too late already there Bo who’s the man in the chair bundle complete um thanks much which man in the chair no I got it oh got a charcoal kill that was the one made by accident perfect good good job um thank you Jeremy for the $20 there thanks very much hey WP again just two more things before I head off to bed first Ellis you remember which uh game was the most frustrating to play with the group and second Jun with that hair you look like galt’s rejected dope brother nice Galt Galt Galt galts of riverb Galt of riverb oh Geral Geral it changes every time thought you’d have learned by nowald Geral what’s his name geralt geralt geralt thanks mate um I’m for this cuz I think I know what it is it’s probably going to be Halo right yeah was that right yeah nice 100% have not been too frustrating it’s been like funny frustrating oh what recently just in general why do you get so angry if it’s funny content content uh I’ll put this charcoal kill nut with the the other mistake that I did go genuine anger what do I do with maple seeds if you buy in the crafting chest we’ll deal with that later which one’s the crafting chest uh the one where’re junks in yeah I’m just going to reorganize this cuz there’s some stuff that’s not supposed to be in here I paid for the [ __ ] upgrade for the house but I think because it’s multiplayer we don’t see Robin building it so I think hopefully it should be done tomorrow or oh something’s on fire it’s fine it’s supposed to be on fire okay that’s how I like it I’m going to bed don’t talk to me ever again okay bye all right bye um thanks very much for that $20 Jeremy um yeah cheers mate um Zen likes to poo cheers the 500 bits Gabby nice hello oh sorry forgot to say Gabby hello one of my kittens is an orange tabby and it resembles a bee I’ll be oh that’s really I’ll be naming it goober in honor of you probably oh wow okay you can stop now so cute [Laughter] thank so sweet I like ginger cats cuz they’re not very smart they they have like one brain cell and they shared between every ginger cat that ever existed yeah pretty much so sweet oh there you go there you go got a cat named after you nice we’ve had kids named after us cats named after us what’s the next day um goober a type of peanut butter of fish I’m a goofy goober yeah ra another sign that I am Spongebob yeah pretty much uh King Dash thanks for the five bucks there cheers mate hi WP so we know junk Like Trains is there going to be a jun’s train Club a see I been thinking oh ruin the surprise but it might be something train related for the charity stream this year maybe oh please don’t do one of those [ __ ] train spotting things oh my God I hate people that do that no it won’t be that I’m I I could pull that off I’m not cool enough no you’re just going to see him at bath train station just watching all trains going by oh yeah watching wow we all got kitchens for the bus there I got a caset kitchen in a chit Caravan I got a kitchen no I didn’t kid you no I haven’t got one yeah there’s no kitchen there there’s no kitchen for me I was only for Gabby are you [ __ ] kidding me go into my shed is is there one in my room yours the no I haven’t got a kitchen are you I thought it would upgrade the main house it’s per person so but I think oh [ __ ] off you should be so if we want to make food we’re going to have to go into Gabby’s house yeah for [ __ ] sake well if you wanted to make it before you’d have to go into I’m sorry the fact that it’s per person is [ __ ] stupid uh hard [ __ ] agree yeah that that [ __ ] me do you think that would have happened if we made it so that the money wasn’t shared uh I think it would happen because it’s probably just in the game design I.E they didn’t think about did you have a choice to have it shared or not yeah like at the beginning oh right yeah it probably would be better have it not shared because if you have it not shared then surely that would be even more reason to have a separate Kitchen in each thing CU it’s all separate oh no if it’s not shed that means I have to do something to make money I can’t be [ __ ] that anyway you can use gab’s shed to cook in I think yeah can we destroy all these sheds and just live in one just knock them down but yeah okay well mine it’s weird cuz mine’s upgraded now so it kind of makes me interested to see what would happen if Kath upgraded her [ __ ] Park also how big is the rain in this game cuz look at the mes the drops are making I know the raindrops like the oh One landed on your bum Alex they’re [ __ ] hu no that wasn’t raindrop I don’t know what you’re talking about mate this is like whales yeah but the raindrops aren’t the size of a moose in Wales I mean they might as well be so if you measure against the body the raindrops probably like 5T tall maybe if if we’re on averaging like 511 512 Jake you are not averaging 51 512 you’re averaging about 4′ three I wasn’t talking about penis size got 4ot penis whatever yeah it’s too small okay I’m going to go back to see Robin and I’m going to see about maybe moving some [ __ ] around and getting a [ __ ] horse yeah do it I think I think what we should do is probably move your house Gabby yeah and then move this the one beneath your house yeah which is I think that’s I have no [ __ ] idea whose house this is but just making a bit more room so we can expand the the crop the the cage out to the left we okay cage yeah we can’t expand by yeah not a huge amount what’s that go I don’t think I’ve ever bought a horse in this oh really have you never had a horse do we no oh it’s well quick the horse girl has never had a horse I don’t believe you do you guys um can you check the uh oh hold on yeah can you check the uh mining chest Jake and see if we’ve got five iron one sec I’m just getting uh at the milking machine I’m the town J nice actually never mind I can’t move the farm buildings either Jake because you’re in control of the farm oh do I have to do uh we we can we we’ve got enough iron or should I put that on the cooker I’ll smelt it yeah smelt it wait can I not just cook the fish that I’ve got no it has to be in a meal dude well you can if you got the recipe for it yeah how’ you get the recipe you have to go to the Fallout 76 cashore and give them 25 so far the only one I have is B of the sea which needs two sardines and I haven’t caught a single [ __ ] sardine the entire session well if you watch the TV in the morning sometimes they’ll have um like a cooking show that’s on and then they teach you how to make TV in this game I can just hear the disdain from Ellis’s like General Wednesdays Fridays and Sundays they have TV shows that basically a cooking show that tells you when what to make what ingredients you need yeah I [ __ ] hate this fishing so much [ __ ] busy work that’s the point of the game bus reward why don’t you just like the point is to talk [ __ ] while you do [ __ ] yeah exactly it’s not it’s not a game we actively kind of play it it’s just like a it’s a game where you just chill out I don’t know if you’re capable of that but like missing the point yeah I I really think so but I think it comes to down to the definition of a chill out game cuz for me this isn’t a chill out game what would be a chill out game for you then both of yous of iron press hearts of art World War II strategic shooter simulator it’s it’s s oh sorry yeah probably an RTS of some description total war war hammer 3 yeah yeah that okay I mean this is this to me is dull so how do you make this is like having a sandpaper wank for me as someone who oh my God K hell as someone who owns this game on three separate devices and has put probably far too many hours into it yeah it’s not Dull it is what you make of it yeah absolutely it’s like PR yeah you hit on the head that go yeah you have to make your own fun I don’t know if Alex and Ellis are good at that it doesn’t just come it doesn’t just get handed to you on a plate yeah but no but I sorry I just disagree I don’t I don’t enjoy any of the interactions that are involved in this game none of them are interesting to me if I wanted to play a farm a game about farming I play farming Sim yeah I’d play farming soon cuz that’s a better game for farming but you hate that as well yeah it was fun to play with you guys but yeah I wouldn’t choose to play it no oh Fair are we going to do I don’t play these comfy crafty games because I’m not interested in them fair enough are we going to play good thing is we don’t need you to be we just need you to talk [ __ ] to get content which is exactly what I’m doing oh what the [ __ ] I hate this fishing mechanic stop talking [ __ ] no sorry I got a notification then he just didn’t bring anything up for [ __ ] sake what so f two shads oh nice cool good on you I’m uh I keep forgetting what I’m doing I’m losing the world to live that’s yeah playing this game Gabby so you know you with you is this suppos one of the games just hang out and talk [ __ ] it’s so hard to be a SpongeBob around Squidwards oh it’s hard to it’s hard to be fun and entertaining when you’re bored off your tits he’s got a point it’s really it’s really difficult to like get like H yeah this is great when you sort of just it’s like monotony [ __ ] this I’m going to go look through haly I’m doing my best did you get AED sard yeah we need a sardine did you get one no oh I’ve not caught a single sardine the last hour and a half of constant fishing oh fair enough hey are you fishing in the right place for it B is it the right seon how I know how the [ __ ] do I know C there’s different fish for season and how am I meant to know that it’s got a point go to the wiki find out yeah exactly oh you could talk to Willie yeah he he’ll the answer he make far too often how do you right question about like the relationship tracking thing how do you know when someone has any interest in you this is both in game and in real life asking for a friend oh can’t catch in [ __ ] summer so press uh go go to your third tab in in your in your in your inventory menu yeah yeah yeah that’s where I am yeah and then basically the amount of hearts that they have that you fill but how I can’t tell which ways which cuz is it the fill in hearts or is it the the FI so once you get to Full Hearts I you given Haley 1 two three is it going left to right or right to left is what I’m asking right to left that’s a stup why is it not left to right like every other game in existence would be left to right no I’ve seen quite a few from right to left does it matter yes it matters to me thinks he matters no no I Jake accept my sh I’m agree Jake thank you Kath yeah Kath has an angry chub I know she’s F I have a fish KF accept my Shad Alex take my chub off your chub you that chub hey sharing’s caring give a chub this give some else it’s Monday morning it’s it’s the it’s the fish market Town yeah oh oh you Monday evening my dude oh no you ate my green algae oh thank you have my knife in your back I’m delicious delicious grin what’s for dinner my favorite sorry feel free to take fish out of the um out of the fish chest by the way sweet Jak breathing people’s uh yes what of it okay Carry On what what’s wrong you get some good [ __ ] out there Ben yeah you can I’ve got uh I found a fish in a bin once and ate it oh yum are you talking about in game or no no no yeah what’s what’s what’s in game I don’t I don’t [Music] understand so with that um the fence updating thing I reckon you should be able to just like hover some wood over the broken bits and it should repair that would be even better yeah you have to build the fence first and then repair it and also the fence bloody broke after like a day no it didn’t so all the bits that are breaking are the old bits that you haven’t replaced but I replaced this entire fence before and now it’s broken like 2 days later so I don’t think you replaced the entire fence you probably just replaced the bits that were broken I see yeah right those are all good they’ve all got feed yes and the mayonnaise is ready [ __ ] I didn’t do the Mayo for the day B yes and yes and yes oh God I here I’m just milking the mayonnaise don’t worry I guess I’ll go to bed in my giant cabin and the problem is if we want to upgrade it again we can but it’s just going to be upgrading your house well that’s the thing if we up really not why don’t we just upgrade Gaby then well cuz that’s what I mean if we upgrade The Farmhouse then we’ll need to up spend the money on what we’ve already done yeah to then do another one so that’s gab’s house [ __ ] and it will be the I don’t understand is why can’t we destroy the other buildings completely we don’t need them if we’re all going to live in one thing uh I think you can you can move them around to the point that it might as well be destroyed when you say move them around can you move them into a bin a house siiz bin it’s like those flat pack houses that you can get the flat pack bins uh I did see that you could buy those flat pack houses on Amazon which blew my mind really in the States you can buy them on Amazon I think I saw one for like 12 Grand yeah they’re not expensive [ __ ] hell and it like Nick day delivery or uh I think it was like three or four days but yeah does it come with assembly or do you have to do it yourself I’m pretty sure you have to do it yourself is it by every and they just throw it at your door might as well [ __ ] bending it to get it through the letter box bile do not Bend [ __ ] [ __ ] uh thanks very much to sassy Thief cheers for the prime there mate thank you very much uh heartless Fox God cheers for the tier one uh it’s very generous indeed thanks very much uh oh I’m definitely going to mispronounce this one because it’s I think it’s a Polish name but I’m going to try my best uh m M what’s the CZ sound is that a wait it depends M I think it’s I think it’s a CH there I’m from Poland Jakes so don’t [ __ ] up geralt name again yeah sorry don’t [ __ ] up geralt name again yep that’s what it says thanks very much uh my friend for that one I’m not going to attempt to do your name again and and drag it through the mud sorry uh thanks for the $5 dude is very kind the chaos one cheers for the five bucks as well thank you in high school I got in trouble for making a shirt that said uh my mom always told me to share who wants my diseases oh my God why are we getting why are we getting [ __ ] is that get [ __ ] why we get why is America attacking us are we in Vietnam what’s happening oh my God what the hell is this mystery boxes can now be found what the hell are they mystery boxes oh I love mystery boxes is it like Dick in a Box yeah let me just open this why is it making that noise because the dick comes the person making that noise cuz they’ve opened up a box of dismembered [ __ ] in it no I was talking about the song Dick in a Box not a dismembered car right there’s a song called Dick in a Box have you not heard it from Lonely Island How does it go uh Dick in a Box no no no a Bo box no Jake stop ruining everything oh sorry I can’t remember how it goes but it’s a it’s a it’s a it’s a comedy song okay from The Lonely Island yeah I’ve probably heard it if it’s from The Lonely Island man it’s a Justin Timberlake in Lonely Island Justin Timberlake yeah it is yeah really yes do you not remember mother lover no you’re a mother lover I’m a mother lover we should [ __ ] each each other’s mothers [ __ ] each other’s moms I remember that too wow like you guys missed out on a lot yeah what what’s what’s with the mystery boxes then do we find them around the place you just find them and then you get um what’s his face Clint to open them up and they’ve got goodies inside like dicks can we not open them why do we need why do we need Clint oh hang on Robin apparently we’re incapable of unwrapping a ribbon Robin’s here yeah oh she’s building what’s she building what’s she building now well she’s building the horse thing oh the horse thing okay I thought she was just building the kitchen but building on everyone’s houses one by one so it take exting it would take her 30 days to build all the Kitchen nope what do they sign unfortunately nope nice I like the wig signs are funny all I’ve been doing most of this [ __ ] game is just running around doing nothing cuz I don’t know what I’m doing uh do you want some guidance Alex I don’t I just want something to do that doesn’t involve basically doing something very long and strenuous and getting like three gold for it basically I want Haley no basically I just want I really want Haley to like me and no matter how many times I try and break into a house Jesus Christ that’s disturbing I just don’t really know what I’m doing to be honest all right [ __ ] get out of me what are you doing with those eggs what do you think I’m doing with these eggs I don’t know why are you doing with them are they man eggs you you going to put them in the mayonnaise machine for God sake yeah I am actually we need we need we need uh a a large a large white one a large brown one and a large dark one for the community center uh we don’t have that yet oh oh how do you do oh you need oh [ __ ] hell you need to feed the chickens don’t you yes yeah you feed the chickens have you not been feeding them no I’ve been I’ve been Nick’s going to be not feeding them oh well how come Z looks real happy today then H cuz it’s eating grass but I put I put the grass out for them yeah should be fine then e it off of the thing so I got a computer out of a geode oh nice cool that’s for the museum oh okay have you never done that before never got computer out of a geode and I thought you were an IT person where are Nick’s mayonnaise machines I don’t mind that sentence they’re in his house oh we already have a dwar computer okay cool then I can just sell that um where so you’re supposed to hand feed the the Ducks right no you’re not you put the hay on the side bit and then they’ll eat it off that yeah that’s what I’ve been doing so why aren’t they giving us large eggs because they just haven’t developed enough yet it takes them a little while oh okay are you patting what does yeah okay okay no well you us Pat them every day okay I forgot to do that last we big I’m does anyone want to hear something that will make them sigh loudly uh yes go on and by that I mean it’s a joke okay a bad joke how does the ghost of a cow scare people a ghost of a cowo woohoo basically yeah I was just going to say it goes moo all right where did that come from no idea we’re talking about animals and like of cow no fair enough what’s your my mind is slowing down playing this game what do we do with barite the come dump AKA your mama uh if if you’ve already donated it they’ve already got it okay just donating Barry White Barry a r YT e Barry I think who the who the [ __ ] is Barry white anyway he was a singer singer okay cool that’s that’s who he sounded like he should be which this is dog again I did a hump and know me happy I thought you wrote these ones Gabby no I didn’t write that this is dog was this [ __ ] crusty hello this is cat not really this is dog what the [ __ ] yeah it’s CR hello this is dog I dug up Grandpa sorry damn it crusty oh my God he’s not even here and he’s still managing to be cursed yeah I really like your penis looks like this hit me up daddy where’s that where’s that one it’s got a phone number too oh yeah yeah yeah yeah no me and him already uh already tried phoning it but nothing happened oh that’s right oh yeah I remember that but I put that one there you could have 07420 696969 and it would be the best phone number in in in existence ever well no it be 69 696 oh you has to be the right amount of numbers you it’s five and then six right so 07 4 420 696969 no it’s not is it yeah it’s oh yeah is isn’t it yeah yeah so actually this is wrong that’s why the number didn’t work cuz we should have had n on the end I didn’t know you could put a or I ran out of room no you did hang on right fix this mistake just in case oh I can’t use my keyboard why is it not working cuz even it’s telling you you’ve done enough it’s time to chill [ __ ] stop um thanks very much to the chaos one thanks for the five bucks there very kind um Lava Remnant thanks for the tier one it’s very kind indeed and weird ratty thing thanks for the5 never got a stream live before but you’ll make it a little little more manageable sorry you’ll make life a little more manageable and I get paid tomorrow to take my money oh thanks mate that’s very thanks bu glad we could uh be of help uh with our well humor I suppose hopefully that’s all just witty witty banter um are we okay if I spend the money to unlock the bus yes yeah go for there’s not enough room that’s why and then we can get coconuts and then Alex can see Haley’s collection of coconuts I I want to see her big hairy memories what lovely we’re talking about coconuts yeah her coconuts are hairy like all coconuts I’ve got a lovely bunch of mamories big ones some as big as a dinner plate all right so when we go to sleep that should be fixed tomorrow and then we can all go to the desert sweet yeah desert dayit is is there is there fishing in the desert or not yes yeah okay F it’s like an oasis pool thing right what kind of fish do you catch in a desert uh Sunfish sandfish sandfish oh was being sarcas I was hoping being all um what’s the word cynical and he’s actually right yeah yeah fous catch bloody sandfish cuz it’s a desert well that was disturbing tasty right where’s the diamonds you have one I can start recreating or do you we just give them all the Haley I gave one to Haley and that was it like the first stream we’ve got a load around the around the edge the boxes I pretty I saw two I found them we have five oh well leave leave Le one ge’s one four in there now she doesn’t even like them stop the [ __ ] she does like diamonds yeah you sure yeah it says that’s one of the things she likes so far I found out that she likes oh is this from her bio and Frozen tears so I’ve been crying and freezing them putting it into a box in the free just handing them over alongside the [Music] hamster oh my god do you feel about Frozen hamsters I don’t know she’s no there’s a good sideways call that has that episode gone out yet I don’t think it has people w’t know what we’re talking about if they haven’t seen is it not it’s in Early Access but it’s not going out to everyone yet does that go out this week yeah yes tomorrow um very funny make a trip to the community center real quick should I put the remember what that was I’ll put the corn in subnotica [Music] yeah I’ve already given her two gifts this week that’s [ __ ] you can only give two gifts a week yeah because otherwise if you think about it if you just started like giving someone something over and over going to love bom them yeah get married in like 5 days maybe not that soon but I mean you can do it in The Sims go make Haley in The Sims and do it that way oh that that requires actually playing the Sim seriously and I can’t be bothered next time we go back to it we’ll we’ll figure something out for you mate we’ll think of a a scenario that we can all role play we’ll just make I feel like I’d rather have help in real life than in The Sims cuz I think I can manage in The Sims it’s human women that I can’t manage with I told you what you need to do Alice get some more tattoos uh some jack no a leather jacket but not not a weird leather jacket a fashionable leather jacket a pair of Bo Lea jackets are weird huh the only people that wear leather jackets are the people that look through Windows oh no I don’t look through windows and I have a leather jacket I don’t look through windows I have a leather jacket and cowboys and I’m not Cowboy either honest it like do you remember that episode of Brooklyn 99 yes I know boils jacket yeah it it will work trust me it does work yeah how would you know us cuz Ellis was in the same boat and then he got his leather jacket and yeah cuz he’s married and got laid hang on did did C did Ellis wear his leather jacket when you guys first met k no I didn’t no I had one I can’t remember no I didn’t have one at the time um he was useless at like flirting though I can see that been good it yeah there a certain point where they’re flirting and like not being good at it is endearing well it was more that just like you just couldn’t understand any form of flirting or subtlety I had to be so obvious that I essentially had to kiss him otherwise he didn’t understand that I was trying to give him the vibe see what you do because the vibe doesn’t work you need to be specific cuz people are like myself are worried about getting the wrong end of the stick or the wrong idea and then making things infinitely worse yeah but the thing is you’re so um what’s the word you’re conscious you’re you’re conscious about approaching uh and and flirting and doing that kind of stuff so what you want to do is you want to dress so well that they come to you ah then yeah then you will be in that position cuz you’ll be insatiably attractive no because you still have no idea whether the person actually likes you they’re just talking to you yeah it’s they get they drop hints left right and center and hints don’t work because hints could be just be being friendly it could be something completely different you don’t know and then if you try and shoot your shot and it goes wrong it can go horribly wrong Etc being straight how often do woman talk to you Alex how often do woman how often do women talk to me like never so if one talks to you it’s still a star cuz then you practice yes but then I won’t know what’s happening sh [ __ ] runs away everywhere I don’t want to come across as I don’t know it’s impossible uh what what you it’s impossible in today’s society uh well you can’t just go up to someone start talking to them because you know well you can the right environment yeah and what’s the right environment I know like a that’s a very good question Gathering mutual friends Gathering a CL like a cult meeting okay here’s an example there is a woman Alone by herself on the street by a bus stop do you talk to her of course I would not go up exactly so you know that’s not right well done but then next one come on what the [ __ ] why are they toaster dancing outside the bar the jous definitely toaster CS feels so strongly about the toasters it’s ridiculous okay yeah sorry car and then let’s say another example you and your friends are at a board game Cafe and there’s another group of people with their friends at a board game Cafe and then you get talking to one of the girls in the other group how how do I get talking to them just general chatting bloody hey there comment on the game they’re playing comment about how much you’re the game that you’re playing like there so many ways it’s also very hard to pick to that cuz my the friends I have wouldn’t ever go to a Board Game Cafe well we went to a Board Game Cafe we go board game about my real friend I mean my other friends I’ve offered to help you fu wow tring my my life and my Soul Essence to help you move and you’re being mean and it makes me sad because that’s my defense mechanism mechanism why do I have to suffer for it oh Ellis if you watch the TV it will teach you how to make baked fish oh cool I have a battery pack by the way I prefer boiled fish um Ellis when kissed you for the first time were you like yeah still not sure well no but that point is kind of [ __ ] obvious isn’t it what about when she kiss you on the penis yeah still not sure she could have been friendly oh that was like 20 minutes later oh okay good it’s a bit more than 20 minutes but yeah far off it was a few hours later oh god what the penis kissing yes yeah I need I need another scenario no comment oh my God there’s still two fish that I can’t catch why can’t I just bake the fish that I’ve already caught cuz you’re not supposed to bake all of them there only certain fish you’re supposed to bake oh [ __ ] off he’s got a point what’s the issue why can’t I make a meal out of [ __ ] tuna well you can’t there’s another you are kind of making a meal out of it you’re making a big meal out of this at such a point when you watch and learn more stuff eventually um dude it’s bollocks you cannot defend the fact that I I have carp and I can’t make food out of car I have halibut I have [ __ ] uh chubs I have red millet all fish that you can cook flounder Juda bream I was trying to say that at some point you can make sushim me and you could do that too you can use that with any fish how do I have to just sit here and watch TV for five [ __ ] years until the sushi program turns up yeah pretty much well when you when you put it like that it does sound it does it’s stupid why can’t I read why can’t I buy a [ __ ] cookbook because you don’t know how to read Ellis you have to you know just just stick fish and put some salt on it and put it in the oven like that’s that’s cooked fish Alex stole the [ __ ] horse I didn’t steal it I thought it was a donkey actually oh right come on Alex let’s go to the the bus fixed now isn’t it got wait for Pam to get here no we’re not going anywhere it’s 5 o’clock let’s go to the desert and get some coconut so you get your end off on hold on we’ll go to the desert next time okay when everyone stop being [ __ ] we’ve got Nick back who actually wants to be [Laughter] here um he only wants to be here cuz he’s okay touche some of you guys yeah Alex you’re on a plane uh okay you see someone sit sit down next to you they the they’re a similar age to you female they’re wearing a Warhammer feeding what do you say breastfeeding breeding instant yeah go on in my mouth [ __ ] hell okay Carry On just go can I join it there cute girl gets on with a Warhammer 40K top right okay do you say oh I like that like [ __ ] who me no no noish top well yeah but I have other nerdy thing nerdy thing yeah so something you’re interesting and they they wearing a t-shirt of the thing that you like are you going to talk to him no he’s just going to stare at them constantly not going to interact with them at all unless they start because you’re on a flight and I don’t want to come across as someone creepy well that’s okay you can just say oh hey I really like that game they go oh yeah cool and they’ll probably put the headpins on and that’s your oh yeah they do that’s fine and it’s just a signal to say that I don’t want to they don’t want to talk and that’s okay but at least you struck up a conversation but like if you if you didn’t if you did strike up the conversation he goes oh yeah I really like warhamer 40K to that’s why I got the t-shirt and then you end up having a conversation about 40K and then you you know and before you the that’s how these things work I’m sure that’s how I’m already in the mile high club you not remember my uh breastfeeding esap yeah true I think something that really helped me when getting used to talking to people cuz believe it or not once upon a time I used to be very very shy I couldn’t even order my own food at McDonald’s I used to always ask my friend to do it for me um if you start by being genuine without expecting anything from the dynamic and the conversation it really helps so like you know the times I’ve been on flights and stuff like that and I’ve had like the air hostess or whatever and I really liked her dress or I liked her hair or whatever and I said you know I really really like your makeup and it that was it you just say you say it because you think it and then eventually over time one you get better and more comfortable but two like you can learn to navigate those situations better you know like cuz I guess also sorry I thought you were finished no you go um I guess also if you like regularly go somewhere like you go to the same Pub or you go to the same coffee shop or whatever you do get to sort of know people around there or like they they at least recognize you like so for example Ellis tend to go to the same bar the staff recognizes now at this point and you kind of build up a rapport with people it’s not just a case of like I want to stick my dick at something like you people yeah and even if you’re just doing it on like a chilled kind of like just general hello like it helps you practice and build confidence that way that is true hello hello it’s just yeah it’s there I don’t there’s nowhere to go regularly around here that I’d want to go is an issue yeah you wait until you to I’ll te cuz honestly I don’t know about you guys but like when I was younger and I had my friends and we’ all hang out and talk about boys and [ __ ] I didn’t know how to flirt and I literally had to have one of my friends teach me like no I never had lessons no I never had that okay so yeah I I basically like I was a bit younger but I was like how do you do this like how do you how do you navigate this and I literally had a friend be like okay well like not like a bit by bit but theyve like usually when someone says this they mean this and I’m like oh because at that point I was just so nervous I was too scared to start and I have never consciously flirted ever really no I just talk like I said I I don’t get it so I just talk to people I just be myself and then if that works great if it doesn’t then it doesn’t yeah to be honest you you will you will probably attract someone who is into genuine people and you have it’s probably why I’ve had basically zero wi night stands and all of my partners been girlfriends because I don’t do the whole flirting thing so I don’t tend to like grab people from bars and as people I’ve known for extended lengths of time I get it yeah yeah that makes sense but even I mean I like flirting even if it’s with someone from an extended period of time yeah we flirts all the time you flirt all the time I don’t understand it I don’t know how to do it it sounds to me if if I do it it sounds creepy so I don’t so I don’t do it it doesn’t I don’t think has to be like cheesy it’s not like hey anything it just it just feels creepy to me okay when it comes out my own mouth it feels feels wrong and weird so I don’t know so when you uh well I guess work you I’m hungry like if you go to initiate a romantic um uh experience with with your wife there must be some kind of leadup to that and that’s us that would usually in a relationship be considered flirting in nine times out of 10 I would imagine I I think I can answer CU I for them it’s just I think for them it’s what a [ __ ] sure yeah pretty much oh the romance is you can feel it radiating I mean I could definitely learn how to flirt better but like that’s that is like yeah not for me sometimes but not always uh maybe think I think I’m going to start with FLIR I’m going to I think I think I know what I need to do I just need to be like do you wear wigs don’t say that cuz they might be wearing a wig reference then you’re in yeah that’s true true that is true that is true when will you wear yeah but they could answer seriously as well which [ __ ] weird yeah and they don’t get the reference and then they they do want to wear wigs [Laughter] yeah uh anyway should we finish up yeah yeah okay uh thanks so much to hip G for the prime there Rexy Beast thanks for the prime as well that’s very kind uh gaming uh am Amanita Amanita thanks for watching the tier one and also for the 100 bits there as well thank you very kind thanks um and yeah we’ll be back tomorrow 3 p.m. we’ll see you then thanks for kind donations and we’ll see you tomorrow goodbye everybody oh go check out ex’s video go check out the ex’s video it’s been released second Channel and good luck with all your flirting yes hopefully we’ve helped some people in the chat today maybe not I don’t think we did I think we made it worse probably not yeah yeah probably made it worse see you made me more self-conscious when I’m on planes us bye
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question for you lads you guys going to try tarkov new pve or starcitizen ??
Have you seen the new game soul mask, (technically still early access but has so much in it already that’s great) would be good to see you play that, I think you can do a game with up to 8 people