MY THIRD MARRIAGE AND A BABY – Stardew Valley (1.6 Update) – PART 9

MY THIRD MARRIAGE AND A BABY – Stardew Valley (1.6 Update) – PART 9

hey villagers it’s me your favorite villager Joe welcome back to that’s right stardo Valley this is a hog farm on our Meadowlands Farm once again say hello to YouTube oh yeah we got new pets feel like we had these last episode and I forgot about them again a thanks for that Reverb fart Matt I do appreciate it thank you thank you it’s winter year 1 I’ve been divorced twice the goal for today Chad has voted for me to marry Elliot I don’t oh my God I don’t quite remember why I’m a squid oh yeah there was the squid Fest which I actually really enjoyed but it probably made the last episode boring but I enjoyed it so I dressed like a squid and I’ve decided to be a squid in my next marriage I think that’s where I’m at that’s oh there’s a blue speaking of I’ve become one with the oh and I’ve still got my aridium frog as well who has helped me through many a situation so that’s nice uh I guess I’ll leave the pickle horse as a frog that seems okay all right let’s get rid of some stuff maybe I should have a fish tank with only squids in it or a squid fish pond that sounds fun oh so my to-do list for today that I told y’all to remind me about that no one’s reminded me about yet is I need to make Harvey forget about our marriage by donating to the shrine I’m going to marry Elliott my third marriage in a year and I’m going to this is a thing I didn’t tell y’all about in the last episode chat was like why don’t we have a room where’s our bedroom and I said you live in this bedroom I just made that up that wasn’t y’all’s room I thought we could convert the basement into a bedroom for the chat so we can convert the basement yeah the basement of the house into y’all’s bedroom there you go is it chat doesn’t that why am I keeping those when I clearly have cheated these before doesn’t that sound fun chat chat living in a basement doesn’t that sound fun do you like fun chat who in here likes fun that’s the voice I talk to y’all in all right so first thing I do want to do can you get um does this thing have tanks yeah it does Del let’s get a good old Deluxe yeah that’s a nice old tank I’ll just fill it up with squids right put it here put it in the kids room where should this thing go oh I do have this room oh do y’all want it in y’all’s room I’m a I’m a robot pretending to be a squid yeah that’s kind of the vibe me Baker thank you so much for the follow welcome oh we got to get all these out of the basement too I don’t like any of those that’s too big to fit there let’s go see if the other one’s smaller don’t worry so I still have my to-do list I this is just something this is just a fun thing to do first do you’all like fun am I gauging the situation correctly does my chat like fun do y’all want to live in a basement chat does that sound fun wait why can’t I put the squids in can you not put squids in these wait are you serious oh there we go well we can have up to three oh thanks for the heart can have up to three that is so gosh darn cute well I’m going to go ahead and take these out too I’ve lived in a lot of basements in my life yeah it’s true I’ve lived in a lot of basements we can smoke the fish yeah you may put a y’all want a fish smoker in your room y’all want to fish smoker in your room you want your room to smell like smoked fish you didn’t know you could remove the casks from the basement um I don’t know if you can have a toilet you can have a bucket all right let’s go get started on some of our to-do list and then we’ll figure out what’s going to be wrong with y’all’s room or right with y’all’s room have the trash catalog so that’s good Reena thank you for the bits I do appreciate you always great to have you here here is 6 months thank you so much appreciate you thank you thank you hope you’re having a good Tuesday I love the wild trees I love this music I love love I love dolls I love finding the ancient dolls that is by far them and the green the green dolls are my favorite we got to start a collection of them to keep things in the basement walls I I mean y’all are technically the thing that lives in the basement I guess y’all forced divorce again at the very end yeah at the very end of last episode Heather oh I needed to go did y’all see my frog where did he do all right uh the one of forgetfulness the relationship between you and your ex spouses will wife for memory yes I am having to use so much money on these things I like that frog he definitely doesn’t there he spawned in the right place well let’s go see the wizard um what would he like let’s see if we have a lucky lunch I’ve seen many things about your future I couldn’t can’t tell you though my bats oh that Frog’s been saving me thank you for the chat bats reminded me chats out to get me I don’t know if y’all can start pooling for divorce already I guess does it let you I y’all I redownloaded Fallout 4 this weekend because we started watching Fallout the show and it made me want to play it again and I didn’t even realize it has crowd control and I was like oh well let’s play St let’s play Fallout and y’all can just ruin my life in that game did I do this on a normal farm this is not a this is my my chat’s farm essentially oh no no yeah this is Meadowlands if that’s what you’re asking oh yeah the wizard wants a void essence all right we need to go find Elliot don’t eat them this time don’t eat them there’s are our friends that sucks cuz they’re all going to be gone soon we might have to take away the Frog Judy thanks for the bits not unfortunately we call the shots squid on squid violence around here all right surely I’m allowed in Elliot’s house perfect oh he’s not oh my God okay I’ll go deal with those y’all are really want me to you’re you’re kind of want me to have to go face Harvey oh there’s some thanks for the void Essences I’ll use those wait a squid eating a squid a girl and po who he don’t really give you much nutrition do they I’ll eat some of the cookies oh what the [ __ ] are you doing down here she just said be careful an icicle doesn’t fall on your head which I think is like a that’s like a real thing that that killed that has killed people okay where is Elliot well Alex is in the spa it says wait it says Harvey’s at the farm is he still glitched I didn’t see Harvey in bed my ex went to the farm he was going to kill me wait do y’all see Elliot oh is he on the is no just [Music] Leo Museum oh there he is he’s under Gunther not a PL not a bad place to be so this is who y’all want me to [Music] marry oh I’m not in your cabin anymore H okay I need to marry him today this has become a it’s already 400 p.m. where’s that tea that makes you makes them goon over you [Music] oh I saw y’all spawn a serpent that took care of it though see how much does he love me so far Oo we got a ways to go now I want to see holl’s heart events I know one of the first ones happens one of the first heart events happens in the saloon I don’t think there’s a Panera in town did just a JoJo Mart that I helped Thrive I forgot how dark it gets so early in the winter my favorite we might get to see my favorite festival today though depending on how long we play if Night Market happens no oh tonight’s night market tonight market tonight Market yo we can go pick up some stuff for y’all’s room tonight Market the night market just turned into tonight Market to till the worms oh so you just like watched little worms in the ground I think they’re technically Twigs aren’t they Willie what are you doing oh willly how about that oh okay fine this is my favorite music in the entire game cuz it has the creaky boats in the background when they played this when we went to the stard valley Orchestra I just I almost cried I almost cried I think they played this one during The [Music] Encore why do I need the not market for the atmosphere I’m here for the atmosphere [Music] cuz I like [Music] it why does anyone do anything in life let’s have that [Music] conversation let’s have that [Music] conversation yeah y’all want Christmas themed room y’all want some Christmas stuff in your room oh no no Rob [Music] [Music] well to be to be fair these aren’t even called Christmas candy canes they’re just called canes so it’s not even Christmas themed it’s technically just it’s just C it’s just candy came themed y’all want this picture in y’all’s room it’s a lupini original it’s really ugly I think I’ll put oh it’s an eagle I thought it was like an emoji all right well we’ll put that in y’all’s room well I need one of these for the garden but then a gravestone would be good for y’all’s room there’s a spooky piano I like to get going to have to throw some stuff away oh shopping spre hello shopping I’ll drink the coffee I love coffee I don’t need these powder melons don’t need the bread and this is one of the songs that just Loops forever and I wasn’t trying to give that to you the one thing I don’t like about the night market that I always cheat on is the mermaid show do y’all know the mermaid show I don’t we can watch it just cuz it’s so unhinged but then there’s a little mini game you’re supposed to play with it and I don’t ever play the the mini the mini game the right way it’s going to get freaky well I don’t cheat on it well I look up the solution same with the music notes at Pirate Cove I’m I don’t want to have to I don’t do it so I just look up what order to push them in cuz all you get is a [Music] pearl oh you gets a [Music] pearl it’s a lot going on [Music] [Music] it’s a lot to take [Music] in why are you doing this to us cuz it’s fun so you have to hit these shells in the right order to make the song that they sang [Music] was that it see and I don’t ever remember how they sang it if anyone knows the order feel free to post it I’m just going to look it up mermaid song order stard do 15423 got it thank you uhoh very Zelda yeah 32 three yep yeah this is such a Monday Tuesday yeah there are some Monday Vibes going on today I hate Clint well I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow maybe the mermaid show will but what if they think I’m ooing you you are aren’t you pink cake sounds good ooh y’all want this skull poster oh y I could get that for free I think in the catalog but I love buying I love supporting small businesses but that’s just so mean we’ll do that on the second night but that’s just so mean hm than for y’all’s [Music] room the skull poster is very um you know it’s Fallout Boy or you know whatever they need to get y’all a bed though where’s my trash catalog here it is what kind of trash bedding do they have oh yeah there’s no bed do you’all mind sleeping on a couch yeah I’m get I’m letting y’all have the basement Rob I’m letting youall have the basement I mean the mold I already have the moldy couch upstairs might as well give y’all one too um that good fun all right let’s put up some oh you can’t put this poster in the chat you can’t have any posters you can’t have any posters so sorry don’t worry some fungus down here oh I got a secret oh got a secret note from that thanks chat there are only a few older bachelors in town and none of them are perfect Harvey is really anxious and weak but I know he could make it Elliott Elliot’s older God I must be ancient Elliot is a bit fish and melodramatic but he does have a nice chin Shane is messy and antisocial but I think his graffics I I like I’ll marry any of them I mean I know y’all are making me marry Elliot next when I need somewhere to I need a table to put this doll on when I’ll give y’all one of these this is one of my favorite statues oh and I can’t put this picture in here it doesn’t consider these walls really it doesn’t consider these walls in y’all’s room oh let’s put these by the door that would be fun thank you for the sad emote that’s fun well I’ll just go put this in the house then we put that behind the fireplace it looks like he’s peeking out I’ll put that in the yard skull poster that looks fun oh God it’s 1:10 a.m. go to bed good G you could put the pickaxe decoration on the wall down there wonder why this won’t work brps thank you for the bits again appreciate that are you want are you on 1.6 update if you’re up too late you pass out if you’re in your house it doesn’t really matter but otherwise you end up at Harvey’s I think I don’t remember some JoJo [Music] crates um oh plastic plants to kind of simulate no I don’t I don’t even think plastic y’all need plastic plates I think that’s a little too much too [Music] good is there a joa [Music] bed I could give y’all Joo bed not y’all would not on the plastic plants here you go y’all can sleep Furniture can’t be placed here what kind of hell am I living in what’s going on here I can place this crate some do y’all want to sleep on some crates we can pretend these crates are your bed so these aren’t technically tables I can’t put the doll on top of them I would have thought a couch was Furniture yeah this [Music] weird I guess I’ll just maybe I’ll just make y’all a bed out of boxes it’s going to be hard it’s going to be tricky to decorate y’all’s room am I doing something wrong it can’t be that that just doesn’t sound right oh here y’all go hopefully it even lets me use these that’s the pissing jar [Music] I love going upstairs and getting one item and then coming back down I do love going upstairs getting one to two items then coming right back down I can only carry so much I’ve only just started my fitness [Music] journey Upstairs Downstairs well let’s get Elliot’s heart events today all right oh yeah I was going to get yall a table to put the doll on um what’s a really just this is fine nope there you go ah good day good day guess I’ll just throw y’all’s bed away because you can’t sleep in it guess I’ll just throw y’all’s bed away I’m just throw these books away cuz Alex hates me now anyway what’s the point oh there is just like like a that prehistoric slab of rock looking [Music] thing my novel is finished oh this is one of his heart events huh oh God he wrote a novel okay so we’ll go read we’ll go listen to him read his novel we got to listen to him read out loud excuse me pets excuse me pets thank you oh this pillow is not helping I just try to sit up straight I’m getting old siren insects 19 months thank you so much 19 months of shenanigans I appreciate you so much thank you thank you meix thank you for the bits you Panera soup for lunch what kind of soup I love potato soup don’t do it frog good God there’s not going to be any slimes left a drive-thru Panera what are you what are you rich Robos come on in welcome to my humble check this is my writing desk I’ve always wanted to be a rider I live out here by myself figure a lonely life by the Sea would help me focus on my literary aspirations everyone back home said I was nuts you don’t have to isolate yourself to be a writer in fact I’d kind of say like it’s not good for your [Music] writing I feel miserably oh no anyone can self-publish sweetie on Amazon you got this you believe in me Robos you’ve got that spark sweetie it’s called self-publishing what kind of books do you like oh I like oh I like a mystery I’ll remember that well enough talk about me yeah we didn’t talk about me at all you probably know a lot about plants don’t you I do actually taking a look at this Rose it’s not doing well it looks fine that spark in my eyes Lexa Pro diet coloroid thank you for the bits I do appreciate it C Norman P thank you for the 14 months great to have you here why can’t I move oh this is another cut I’m getting all the cut scenes at once sorry I’m getting multiple cut scenes at once ah I thought someone was there yeah you just talk to me uh oh he’s having short-term memory problems well let’s just ask how long he’s been playing we don’t need to give him any more compliments he’s already kind of he has good hair I’ve been dabbling piano since I was a kid I’m not very good but it’s fun do you want to ask me any questions do you want to ask me any questions about myself Judy thanks for the bits all right Judy said chat what’s Elliott’s novel about wrong answers only I think he’s just straight up plagarized at growen Poe oh it’s an aridium frog we we we altered the Frog until it became aridium so now it’s glowy and changy colors it’s the rarest Monica super rare my bank account’s starting to run dry sometimes I wish I could throw it all away and become a farmer like you it’s just as hard this is when people tell me that being a streamer easy and I say have you tried reading my chat people are like oh you just sit at home and talk to yourself and I say do you see do you see what people is say to me for four hours a day do you see what my psyche do you see why my psyche is the way it is I’m just kidding do you see why my mind is a shattered mirror I’m just kidding you’re right that was an insensitive thing to say I’m twist I’m turning it back on him though he hasn’t asked me any questions about my life he’s only talked about his and this is who y’all want me to marry I’d like to get away from this dark musty prison and experience a little bit of real life I thought that’s why he moved here to be more real [Music] sweetie sorry I’m complaining like this I just need someone to talk to now and then that’s fine but are you talking to me or are you talking at me there’s a squid oh you’ve been very helpful now I must think this is one of the chairs you can’t sit on in any direction I can’t sit down at the piano but I can play it well how about a squid sweetie he loves oh my gosh he loves Squid and I’m a squid okay maybe we are meant for each other okay okay maybe we are meant for each other okay he’s got a an event at the stard drop Saloon between 3 and 10 let’s see is this the piano one so we did the piano we already got the six heart oh and then there’s a 10 heart one how many do I have I don’t have the 10 heart do I because we’re just oh we’re not dating yet oh let me give him a [Applause] bouquet a gift that shows you want to stop dating some well we’ll just give the regular bouquet I don’t want to give Pierre any money today so I’m just oh hey I’ll accept this thank you I only wish I’d given you a bouquet first that’s okay making it about himself can’t say I’m surprised making it about himself I wonder what would happen if I did give a wilted bouquet without giving him the the other one here you want this diamond oh was he just yelling at me about getting divorced again oh let’s go see if people are going to yell at me about getting divorced let’s go see who else going to be shaming me for getting divorced probably Maru I love it woohoo oh Buffalo ho thank you for the five gift Subs I do appreciate that so much thank you thank you y’all have exploded the sub go once again I do appreciate it I hope you are having a fabulous uh Tuesday Buffalo ho thank you so much oh yeah Clint had to go to the doctor today let’s see if Harvey Harvey should have forgotten oh he didn’t remember our marriage yeah Louis needs to calm down Mystic spiral 27 months thank you so much too I do appreciate that thank you thank you it is always great to have you here not bug snacks I’m not reading [Music] that thank you so much mysic spiral Emma house 17 months thank you so much always great to have you here as well I appreciate that Hayden 42 months not this oh my God imagine when one of y’all does have a hundred though that’s wild thank you so much Hayden I appreciate that and Xander oo 13 months thank you thank you not this I appreciate you so much as well thank you so much I’m just waiting till 3:00 because honestly this is probably the worst Elliot cut scene it makes it’s very cringy so we have to see it before we get married oh what stardew recipe I’m probably going to do a baking stream of the uh uh is it blackberry cobbler it’s blackberry cobbler I think not blueberry the cobbler there’s a cobbler recipe in the stardew valley cookbook and I can make that in one stream so I thought that would be a good one to do all right buckle up hi I’ll take your order in a few [Music] moments What’s He busy doing take my order now hello Robos what a pleasant surprise I was just stopping into to relax after an 8h hour riding session imagine how tired bartender two of your finest Naes [Music] please Gus is like oh [Music] okay not this I have seen I think uh maybe the first couple seasons of Community we started it at some point but I think we didn’t get past I think Justin’s seen it all but I haven’t There You Go sir wait I propose a toast too to your doom what should I say chat which one to your doom H forget oh no I’ve never gotten that no is he going to start dancing oh yeah well it’s cringey he gets drunk and then starts dancing like a pirate Eric if you’re going to leave hate comments go to my Tik Tok okay well he’s still my boyfriend that didn’t seem to affect him much if you want to leave a hate comment go to my Tik Tok with everyone else all right this has been a big day with all Elliot stuff happening Elliot’s been doing everything today Robos you made it I feel so relieved to be done with my book I’m and I’m glad to be done hearing about [Music] it well I’d better get started with the reading wish me luck I love his little face down there well the thing I like about Elliot is he always shows side Prof file like me cuz I have a good [Music] side he starts reading the book and it’s he he he gets his book out and it’s put your sneakers on put your sneakers on we’re going dancing all not long [Music] oh we don’t need an intro Elliott you can just start reading [Music] it my first book blue Tower it’s a mystery novel set in a surreal dystopian future he knows I like mystery novels from the Shadows emerged a man radiating with enigmatic omniscience good evening Mr Lou he said the corners of his mouth quivering Lou seemed astonished how did you know my name not is he still talking Lou checked gin’s Pockets then stood up and walked into the bedroom he quickly found the small golden key that he was looking for and slipped it into his coat pocket well that concludes my reading I’ll be selling sign copies by the front desk well how was it I can’t tell him the truth the game only lets me smile he got the idea from me where’s my cut oh that’s kind of sweet though he’s dedicating the book to me [Music] and that’s how it’s done sweetie nothing to say that’s fine we’re getting married in a few days anyway why did I sell that tea I only need two more we’ll just get a couple more star drop tea all right 10 [Music] Hearts see you later B Boozled 14 months thank you so much it’s always great to see you I do appreciate that thank you thank you hope you’re having a good Tuesday so Harvey’s forgotten I don’t know what he was doing at the farm the other day that’s a little worrisome to be honest what am I wearing no there is a skeleton outfit this is just a striped shirt to to match to match my hat to show that I’m a squid all right I should have a letter from Elliot I think I just really like speed running all of the marriages because I like seeing all the heart events though I do need to go to the going to the island would be good too well and then we can finally um does this show the let me just see something here we go mod options so we have a just baby chance and and once we’re married the default baby you have like a 5% chance of your spouse you have to been married a certain amount of days and then it starts you start getting a 5% chance for them to ask you to have a baby but now we can up that [Music] chance how do I close this menu uhoh okay good thank you for those meet me at the docks on a sunny morning I’ve got something in mind I need another favor I got a new Hammer okay I’m going through something I’ve got my own things happening right now Clint [Music] mashed potatoes 15 months thank you so much wait for well unfortunately Alex doesn’t sleep in our bed anymore it’s very upsetting it’s been very upsetting thank you so much for the 15 months Judy thank you for the bits not this it’s is that from a show is that one having babies oh those slimes are [ __ ] those slimes were [ __ ] is this not a sunny morning go to the beach on a day when it’s not raining between 700 a.m. and 1 p.m. [Applause] the slimes just had a baby it doesn’t need to um uh [Applause] oh oh it’s probably because the is it because the night Mark is happening I forgot about the night market already it’s my favorite event all right well we’ll go to the island today and then we’ll come back for the night market I don’t need this chewing stick forgot about the night market which is upsetting thanks for the hydrates the the horse looks great I think from the front tonight Market that’s what I need to keep telling myself oh it is raining on the island so I can do the bird stuff cuz I didn’t get that one did I the bird the bird gem [ __ ] oh are you okay oh yeah there’s the one hidden do you like squids oh nice okay he won’t eat human food but he’ll take the [ __ ] squid that’s fine no the pickle horse comes home every night pickle horse comes home every single night um eventually we get an item called the Horse whistle and we can summon the we can summon pickle horse to the island which will be nice to do okay North is Emerald Let’s do let’s just go ahead and wa do the this it’s all it’s randomized on every save file North is Emerald a what you feel bad if you don’t take the horse back home I like to think the horse is having their own adventure ball dead by daylight stream oh well the gaming Awards haven’t even happened yet that was for if I win and the Ws haven’t even happened yet I hope that’s the last one I need to get through harvesting cuz I hate the harvesting I threw away all those turnup seeds anyway okay there should be a bird I think it was supposed to be right there so I don’t know surely only one bird doesn’t appear like per rain does it if I just keep leaving and coming back will the bird eventually spawn oh nice there’s one I think there’s like up to three or four in these things so I should be doing those things too it’s one bird per rain oh I hate that I’ve seen the other birds but I’ve just haven’t been keeping track or paying attention unfort I should probably keep the grass not the grass the shells for the island Trader but I sure didn’t I think we got all the ones from the mines one bird per rain well I know I could use that to just skip the process I usually just get two of them and then guess the other two cuz there’s only so many only so many uh so if I could get one more bird I would probably just guess the other two I wish have been paying attention that’s okay it still says there’s one hidden in the west but I feel like it’s one that I have to get via um a secret note which so I don’t like that it keeps telling me there’s one hidden in the west I’ll go look at I’m going to go look at all the usual hiding places anyway in case I missed one but I’m pretty sure I got all these that one’s gone this is the this is the West no I got the watering can one already um with the little pickle guy I did this yeah cuz I hate that got that one I’ll just check behind everything I I wonder if it’s oh he needs to stop eating the things cuz one of they might have one eventually pretty sure I got these this one’s gone I’m just going to take some Peaks yeah I got the one past the Walnut Room I’m pretty sure I mean I’ll double check all of them but the one up there by the beach I’ll go check I’m pretty sure I got this one too yeah Costa De Luna welcome thank you for the follow good to have you here yeah I got that one and Fairy of the forest thank you for the follow too welcome welcome good to have y’all here I’m pretty sure I got all the hidden ones on the beach there’s not one here is there no I got this [Music] one pickle one’s done pretty sure I got oh my God I didn’t dig up that one okay it’s good to double check it’s good to double check well we were just missing one in the west I don’t know how I missed that one Judy thank you for the bits again if you find the fairy Sprite oh I would actually love that you know who I love uh there’s an angel terrai right I do have the fairy trinket I think we tested it briefly in the last episode I found in the volcano mines um no that would be fun to replace it with a Terra uh there’s a angel terrai I believe who is my favorite on the don’t eat them don’t eat any of the slimes they just have babies Oh there’s my soon to be husband had a good time at the saloon the other day though my liver I oh my God it’s like the ending of Lost in Translation it’s like the ending of Lost in Translation what did he say to her in the crowd it’s like the end of Lost in Translation what did Bill Murray whisper to Scarlet [Music] Johansson not I got my sneakers on Jonah Safari 53 freaking months never gone but your back I do appreciate you thank you so much I hope you’re having a fabulous Tuesday always great to see you I like that one it reminds me of the end of the world it reminds me of three three body problem is that what it’s called three hole problem three hole [Music] problem well that’s kind of all I need here yeah the winter sprite’s really cute he’s fun this part freaks me out so much I don’t ever want to go you are you are not supposed to go that deep underwater you’re just not do a little fishing yeah 4T is enough you just don’t need to be deep in the water I don’t remember oh oh no I got I got faked out this fish faked me out [Music] oh you thought he thought he was getting away love the Blobfish we’ll go put I’ll put them in y’all’s room I’ll put them in y’all’s room bunch of blob fish tonight huh is this going to be a blob fish oh I don’t know what this is I don’t never really do this unless I have to do the fishing achievement another blobfish all right yall have a couple blobfish in your house that’s fun what do y’all think about a um elevator to space what do y’all think about a elevator to space the Blobfish tank do you mean the the pond I’ve never done a blobfish Pond I bet he’s mad about something here for the free coffee Evelyn take a page from my book it’s never too late to get divorced I’ll put the spooky owl over here too [Music] that’s fun CH do y’all like fun all right tomorrow we should be able to go meet Elliot I don’t remember this cut scene with Elliot oh I got Str it out yeah don’t they so blobfish look so funny because like they’re not pressurized when we see them because when they’re when they’re cuz they’re from deep down they’re from way down there but like way down in the ocean where they can be themselves they’re really sexy right is that right they’re like hot right is that okay oh God chat who’s my secret friend going to be Emily okay um what should we give Emily something blue she has blue the only thing I know about Emily is she has blue hair so I’ll give her something [Music] blue um how about some sea jelly we’re a fish I’ll just give her some sea jelly well it’s not Evelyn so I’m not going to get the chees set I want the chees set give her a burger sheat Burgers she’s [Music] vegetarian Judy thanks again for the bits the Bony eared assfish has the lowest brain to body ratio of any animal outside of this chat Judy said that not me see Shane’s warming up to me [Music] I think I’m pretty neutral towards Emily I don’t have any strong feelings he’s going to he’s going to dispose on my body cuz of what I said to him in that so balloon I fixed up that old Robo that’s been sitting by my house pretty [Music] nice do we need life jackets it’s is the middle of winter riding the horse is fast makes you go faster yeah significantly my book’s been out for a while now he he took me out to hold me hostage so he could talk more about himself and I can’t [Music] escape couldn’t have finished it without your moral support I gave you a squid once actually that’s not true at all I would have finished it either way but I’m grateful that you believed in [Music] me Robos how do I say this I don’t know ver I’m not psychic we’ve been friends for a while I’m not sure I feel that way about you anymore gasp no I’m not saying I want to cut all ties with you in fact quite the opposite maybe don’t tell someone they like you while you’re trapped on a boat with them is that okay is that okay to say not Talented Mr Ripley [Music] let’s see how do I put this I’m at a loss for words you finally going to let me talk oh you’re trembling you’re making me uncomfortable stop nice you can say that I’ll say I’m happy though cuz we have to marry him my chat’s making me marry him I was worried you might not feel this way about another man he’s seen me get married to two other men he came to my wedding with for two other men don’t stand up in a boat that small we would both be dead we’d both be dead and they were never heard from again sigh what a day oh nice a book not him locking me out of his [Applause] house where is that man is he not he’s in his house he’s in his house he won’t let me in maybe I can’t get in till 99 sometimes you got to wait okay yeah wait till 9: he got two riled up not this I’m so sorry I ever said that word oh Mama it’s nine he still hey it’s probably more like 10 that’s okay oh well I do need to give him the marriage pendant so let’s go ahead and do that the mermaid pendant so we can go ahead and get married in a few days Oracle 30 freaking months thank you so much I appreciate you so much thank you thank [Applause] you you tried Coy thank you so much Oracle appreciate that I think I will try to make the trinket turn the trinket into so it must be 10 it’s nice of you to visit breathe deeply do you notice it the smell of the sea whenever I smell M the see it reminds me of my youth you’re not old is he old all right we smooched and we’re getting married are y’all happy are y’all happy he’s a famous author oh they’re all going to the uh to the beach today that’s fun they’re all going to the island okay what’s in 3 days okay good I don’t like getting married on anyone’s birthday the divorce pool is at 190 bits that’s nothing doesn’t it need like 7500 good luck I’m going to have a kid I’m about to have a kid this episode I’m finally going to have a kid and in fact to make sure that I do I’m just going to go to sleep for 3 Days CH not lock him down [Music] wow could it be my third wedding this year what a special occasion wow Louis you’ve made this same speech at all of my weddings come on and all of my exes are here too from this day forward part three robosa is going to be as much a part of this town as any of us Robos and Elliot in marriage and here he goes again he’s still still not going to be comfortable saying husband and husband watch as the mayor pelicant Town Regional bar I Now pronounce you husband and well husband can we pick our own officiator for my fourth marriage I’m getting real sick of his subtle homophobia I’m getting real sick and can I not invite George anymore I’m done with George you’re not invited to the next one George cuz there will be a next one there’s always a next one Pam horse hot dog princess thanks for the follow great to have you here appreciate that yeah the wedding was okay you’ve plucked Pelican Town’s finest flower now you must care for it with all your heart no no no I am the princess I hate when people have princess syndrome they no one should be treated like royalty especially Royal NOP nope I’m going to have a baby first how many days you you have to be married like a week I think before the baby happens only 3% full yeah y’all aren’t getting me divorced anytime [Music] soon 100% chance a baby well there’s 100% chance of me getting super prgo tonight or in at least a [Music] week well I don’t want to sleep for a full week cuz I also got to do the festival 100% chance of me having he didn’t ask uh-oh I think I think we do have to be married a week or so okay how you doing okay have fun at the beach here is some salad or [Music] something is today the festival no it’s on the 25th right I don’t even remember if you can name the babies cuz I never have kids in this game I always turn them into doves if I accidentally do here you can have the coffee back that’s great have fun drinking the [Music] coffee oh no I never put the statue there oh [ __ ] Are you’re supposed to put a wicked statue inside so she doesn’t oh I for I forgot I had a slime Hutch first of all I mean first of all I forgot I had the slime much wait what did he say he’s getting a buzz cut I don’t know what you said don’t make me listen to my husband tomorrow’s the feast yeah and I know Emily so I think that turns the slimes black yeah and I don’t know if they make eggs anymore if that happens I don’t remember it’s a it’s not a good thing I can’t keep track of what’s going on in this town okay uh kids children children stard do Wiki children um you can have kids [Music] if you maintain a tin heart relationship with your spouse have the nursery have not removed the crib and are married for at least 7 days so we can’t even have a kid till spring technically which is fine whatever y’all want to y’all think that y’all get to name it [Music] all right I need to go to the winter winter star where’d my husband [Music] go just pour water on the freezing animals every morning go ahead and take care of [Music] this I got to start making money no I down I got good [Music] money are you’re really wanting the decorative ax and I’m not giving y’all an axe no not when is Elliott’s birthday what are you trying to make me divorce him on my birthday on his birthday again the cat just jumped that’s [Music] cute all right good morning biggie I’ll just hack the wormholes while we’re waiting for the event I think it starts at what 10: you got to wait a little bit for this one hey Maisha [Music] do youall remember the Borg in Star Trek do you know who oh I watched Dune 2 this weekend I didn’t even tell y’all so I had seen dunk one I think twice I don’t remember why I watched dunk one twice also the font makes it look like dunk so I call it dunk so I saw dunk to oh you thought it was good it was fun I liked dunk one better um I think that Timothy shalam and Zena are uh really good and they were um I think oh I got to go I think that they were cast really well I don’t know about some of the other characters oh but what I was thinking about the Borg is the hinin remind me of the Borg that’s all I had to [Music] say that’s all is that okay [Music] the hinin look like the Borg from Star Trek they reminded me of them okay here’s the decorative ax I love this house plant um and I’ll give youall this fun [Music] wallpaper me getting buying chat three things for the [Music] holidays oh good cuz I did not get you anything Elliot let’s go talk to All My Exes he doesn’t remember me okay I’m ready for the gift giving I don’t remember I think I got her Moss or [Music] jelly oh I just go up to her right okay [Music] um sea jelly oh she hated it she hated it oh man was Elliot My Secret Gift Giver was my husband if it’s bad we’re getting divorced though did he use my money to buy it you gave me wine that’s an act that’s fine all right let’s go make babies can I can I look at the calendar on this day nope all right goodbye everybody see you next year [Music] oops I love a chardonay I I don’t like red wine is that okay I don’t like red wine the one time a year I have a glass of wine I don’t want it to be a red wine I want it to be a white wine with two ice cubes in it it won’t even let me put wallpaper on the walls okay why do you want this axe so much Judy it won’t let me put the axe on the walls who who told me who lied to me and told me it let them do that in the basement I just want to know which one of y’all’s a liar oh you said pickaxe excuse me I’m so sorry I apologize there’s too many different kinds of axes all right let’s look for that one and see if it lets me hang it up is there a where where’s the where’s the decorative pickaxe oh oh that’s this is the hanging stuff I was on the rugs not these ones right the miners CR Crest is there another pickaxe I don’t ever put tools on the wall oh P did you mean Pitchfork oh but you do mean this one you mean the miners one I better decorate the baby’s room though I’ll put the axe in the baby’s oh hey Elliot is he okay he’s shivering you were lying the whole time and you got mad at me telling you you’re a liar hi pitch Moss welcome and a pitchfork these are the baby sitters they’re [Music] AI we just put that right above the put that we’ll put that behind him it’s pretty and we’ll put those by the crib and this room can be Christmasy holiday how you doing hun thanks for the coffee if you want to make friends with Willie give him a pumpkin thanks babe great advice okay good night how many days we married we got married on the 21st 28 maybe should we adopt a baby yes is he going to ask me every day now when do we have it the baby is it 3 days oh he keeps giving me one here you have one of these you know I can’t have [Music] much cranberry candies in the in the stardy valley cookbook it’s like a drink ly ne ne 23 months I appreciate that so much thank you thank [Music] you it’s always great to have you here hey almost rainbow pickle juice hope you’re having a good Tuesday oh no I missed Judy thanks again for the bits gives gives me a what I don’t know what that is oh maybe I do oh now we’re rolling ancient fruits off to a good start I’m going to need to make a um I guess I’ll pick these oh ow okay calm down [Music] Christ did you see him my Farmer was letting out some anger we’re going to start making room for the ancient fruit end game is ancient fruit wine my end game is crystarium diamonds cuz I’m extra lazy haven’t really been putting these in like good places that one’s about to have fruit too though I’ll deal with the strawberries later and I really didn’t need to deal with all those yet but I did well maybe maybe I might need that room where have we registered um I don’t know TJ Maxx I would I would register at Amazon it would just be tamagachi I would it would just be tamagachi [Music] jojamart registered at jojamart that part [Music] when do when does the baby happen adopted [Music] children 5% chance ad the adoption will occur after 14 days God I’m just going to should I just should I just go to sleep for 14 days should I just go to well if I just spawn the baby I think it gets kind of glitchy is the issue are there any other holidays at the at the end of the year that I’m going to miss I don’t know if the adoption still happens after you get a divorce I doubt it well I that kind of glitch sounds awful getting staying married to two people is a glitch I like I should use you know like some kind of growing thing but I just don’t care pool is only 16% it’s not happening in this one all right just going to take the wine to bed sleep for two weeks I will see you in a couple of weeks my dear he’s got a cute room he’s got one of the best rooms does the baby roll over I don’t know how the adoption is different you would think an adoption can [Music] be you would think an adoption could be cancelled it’s spring I’ve slept through four days of spring so far oh does the pool roll over oh yeah I think so didn’t it last time I don’t remember the spreading weeds cause damage to your farm well Elliott deal with it I’m going through something oh are you okay why are you still in bed oh if you don’t talk to them I think they get depressed have some cookies let’s just stay in bed today I mean the farm basically runs itself I don’t know why I need to do anything there’s a thing that Pets the chickens I don’t know let’s ask him cuz we should be where is he oh oh yeah this is supposed to happen on Spring one I forgot you weren’t in town yet Kent oh love him I love Kent and I actually need him to get some of the remaining walnuts too I have a picture of his dead friend to show him oh yeah all the all the chickens and whatever what damage happen to the farm cuz I don’t see any damage on the farm oh maybe the these ones all right don’t stand in my way chickens I don’t think it did any damage new price increase quality fertilizers Emily wants a apricot oh I missed the egg [Music] Festival okay I don’t have a baby and I don’t know where my husband is so I’m going back to oh no was that him he’s up here is my husband up here hey babes oh yeah have some cookies I will say Elliot has one of the best rooms today’s the egg Festival oh yeah there’s the festival symbol that’s okay I’ll let Abigail win this year she’s always mad about something I am going to have a bottle of wine and off to bed [Music] we should during the night the adoption agency dropped off your new baby boy what should we name him should we randomize it Bor two tree tree gernard nilo P2 shei wiy nerto snella chiers Frey Frey CH chunu pitch snipp Fraser rasper is one of my favorites zasper Curel pre geeku jeu oh I like dunk named after the hit movie not after any of the characters in the movie but after the movie itself you can put hats on the babies that’s the only reason this kid’s existing is so I have something to do with all these hats oh it’s a little baby at first all right what are you thinking about this don’t worry I’ll feed dunk you can focus on running the farm you can send him to boarding school it’s never too early dunk is sleeping when can I put a hat on the kid oh yeah hats on sea archin I think there’s like a demon hat no there’s the dwarf mask I think H not old enough to put hats on what is the point what is the point oh it must be Jaz jaz’s birthday or someone who likes pancake Oh yay I woke up just in time for the Calico desert Festival wa wow time goes by so fast cuz we’ve already done that once in this let’s play oh my God don’t get me started on the passage of time life is weird all right how’s everyone doing mommy’s been asleep for a while oh yeah this Farm’s a mess I need to get the golden clock oh oh sorry has the farm always looked this bad um yeah I wanted it to well what do you mean now it’s going to start snowballing what do you mean oh well uh spring during the middle of all the seasons [ __ ] grows really fast so you have to deal with that and I just don’t like cleaning the farm really these ones are taking forever there we go see you later Whitney Stone paths no I like the natural Vibes of a tire in the yard I’m more into the natural Vibes of like atire and the yard I don’t really like cleaning IRL I love organizing and cleaning out I love throwing things away we donating them getting rid of things well have old Appliance in the yard just reminds me of my childhood that’s just it just feels right oh wow yeah once you get a few of these they double it’s the rule of doubling do yall know about doubling when things start doubling then they start doubling faster until there’s double I’m not watering them today the things will water them tonight I need a vacation had a baby for one day and I’m like I need to get away um honey I’m going to sleep on the I’ll be sleeping on the island tonight okay me moving to our vacation home I did yeah I chose that that’s my choice we move to the island and we get twin beds [Music] Double Dutch Bus by Raven Simone [Music] yeah oh Harvey’s here oh K oh nice you’re welcome Kent I’m great I know Kent I’m great bulge not bulging very close by I forgot about this one I think he only gives me one clue a day yeah I forgot about that one not the parrot talking about Kent I forgot to get the picture of his dead friend to show [Music] [Music] him oh thanks hard see Harvey’s a sweetie and y’all made me get divorced Kint on the beach with all these cute boys that’s his son Sam’s his son and the other one’s Harvey not this hey silence my brother not staring at the turned off TV I could put the curse mannequin in the base in the basement and that could represent y’all how do I get rid of it uh oh how do I move it how do I move it oh we have to slowly undress it all right I’ll put the cursed mannequin in the basement and that can be y’all um okay hopefully it lets me [ __ ] put something here good does it not have pants on okay that’s fine no pants all right that can be y’all’s Avatar that represents Melissa no Melissa doesn’t belong in this game we’ve had enough of Melissa when does the baby stop being boring stage one 14 days long Christ stage two wait are you [ __ ] kidding me it’s in the crib for a full month God I might turn this kid into a dove oh y’all I might go ahead and turn this kid get into a duve all right the best thing to do is just forget it’s there and then like when it’s crawling around the house I can finally put a hat on it the best thing to do is just forget about it until it’s old enough to put a hat on it send it to boarding school until you can put a hat on it oh oh it’s rainy okay but it is I think it’s Calico desert day caring for babies isn’t exactly my strong suit well mine neither so guess we found ourselves in a real pickle I like to surprise my husband with a gift he’s a fan of leaks God God they sound awful thanks for the laugh emote okay well what time does everyone get here probably like 10: probably not for a while that is fun we did have fun you can’t sit at these chairs very weird who did that thanks Casey yeah just going through it well I’ll just wait here till someone shows up I do have to end the stream soon I’ve got a meeting thing here in a little bit Judy thanks for the bits not this Brit steps thank you for the bits again Coco cringle thank you for the bits hey chat guess who’s making sandwiches in the back at work is making sandwiches part of the job I love sandwiches I’ve been really into peanut butter and jelly lately I finally found a raspberry jelly here’s my thing I’ll just talk while this is happening while we’re waiting jelly is too sweet I hate that they add G they add sugar to like jams and jellies so I finally found one where they don’t sweeten it with sugar they just add a little bit of uh of um I think it’s apple juice which I don’t even want I would just I’ve made my own raspberry jelly before and I just don’t put any sugar in it um oh what’s Elliot wait if you’re up there Elliot who’s staying with the baby Zora um Zora has forced my third divorce so I’m going through him really fast these day he won’t talk to me wow that happened fast he said he said I’m not dealing with the kid now thank you you so much Zora I do appreciate it you know I do thank you thank you well another divorce so I guess we just have oh God am I left with the baby all right chat who’s next have you seen the size of these Calico eggs and you droops his pants just imagine the protein [Music] not this yeah Elliot is pissed okay let’s move on okay so well look but this is great though look at my to-do list all I have to do for each episode of this now my to-do list for the last episode was make Harvey forget now I’m crossing it off and typing make Elliott forget and then marry Elliott so now I just marry blank now who I marry oh god let’s go see what jod sells jars of her tears oh W y’all I don’t know why I hate jod Sam or Shane wait who’s left is it only Sam or Shane it’s time to hang up the husband hat no what someone’s got to take care of the baby oh and some Sebastian oh okay here’s a poll Sasha made a poll Sebastian Sam or Shane we’re down to the s’s okay I crossed off make Elliot forget Mary Blank and I continue decorating the basement oh or kobis yeah thank you so much Zora I appreciate it secretly that’s exactly what I wanted oh I can’t do this thing because she’s cuz she’s running a shop oh I guess I just go change oh she’s just going to come do [Music] it my third divorce in under a year this thanks Ryan we’re never there that’s the fun part about [Music] streaming what is this oh this is kind of baddy and y’all want me to marry Sebastian next Sebastian’s winning the poll I think Sebastian would really like me in this outfit I’m I’m going through my vampire phase you okay Haley oh yeah she’s trying to fry herself up I love it when you come back on day two of the Calico desert festival and Haley is just a strip of bacon and Haley’s just a [ __ ] strip of bacon on the beach in the sand okay stubs thank you for the bits another marriage down the toilet not just like the scenea The Devil Wears Prada Judy thanks again for the bits not the key to Kent’s house I want the key to Kent’s heart marrying Sam to get closer to Kent AJ thank you for the bits my last name was used in the New York Times puzzle yeah it’s a word bird song’s a real word it’s weird I don’t like it thank you so much for letting me know all right I’ll just put all this up oh god oh his room is gone oh there’s the baby okay I have a plan I can’t raise this kid Excuse Me Biggie excuse me okay I have a plan what do I need I know he didn’t take the baby okay here’s the plan [Music] you see we you seal up the wall it’s a baby gate no it’s a baby gate it’s a gate for the baby it’s called a baby gate it’s a baby gate it’s just a game get off your high horses it’s a video game it’s a baby gate get off your [ __ ] high hores it’s a video game it’s a baby gate yeah that’s probably enough well y’all that I have two nannies taking care of the baby there are two nannies in there to take care of the baby we’re fine oh see he just rolled over what’s his name oh duck okay okay dunk fine babies don’t die in this game Judy thank you for the bits listen I decide what to get Judy about of course thanks Judy I hope work goes well oh God he’s still here oh God why do you why do you torment me can’t you see you’ve shattered all my hopes and dreams see it’s always about him I told y’all all he does is talk and make everything about himself let’s see if he’s still there oh my God oh my God get out Elliot girl well that’s all for today’s episode well that’s it for today actually not the blue squid all right I’ll kill the squid all right Coy I’ll kill the [Music] squid I’m so glad I’m not married to Elliot anymore but actually y’all have made it worse because I like Sebastian I like marrying Sebastian even less than marrying Elliot oh we’re well if we were going by my favorites it would have gone Alex Harvey Shane Elliot Sam Sebastian yeah Sebastian might be my least favorite Bachelor sgf unicorn 27 months I do appreciate that not okay bye it’s always great to have you here thank you thank you I do appreciate it yeah Sebastian might be my least favorite what happened to Elliot uh divorc third divorce y’all stay tuned Thursday we’re we’re doing more of our [Music] um road trip babes babes it’s time for more road trip babes get your snacks make sure you wear your seat belt and get in the truck cuz we’re driving more through Europe on Thursday and then more broken sword on Friday so you’re going to want to Buckle in for that but for now oh my God go thank y’all so much for being here thanks for the divorce [Applause] Sora thank you everyone for the bits Subs donations gift Subs wonderful patreon patrons y’all are fantastic um stay hydrated please exhibit self-care wear your seat belts look both ways before you across the street love youall so much I will see youall on Thursday with more driving through through Europe very excited about it okay love y’all bye

Let’s play Stardew Valley on PC! This is a live stream from 05/28/2024. In this episode, we attend the Night Market, create a basement room for the chat, marry Elliott, adopt a baby, and then divorce Elliott. What a whirlwind!!

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