Building The BEST GOLD FARM In Minecraft! (Squid Island)

Building The BEST GOLD FARM In Minecraft! (Squid Island)

ah beautiful beautiful Squid Island it’s back everybody this is my second solo this week if you’ve been living under a rock we are doing more Squid Island than ever before so hit that like button for that and trust me today is No Ordinary episode I am going 250 IQ on you guys that’s but first let’s admire my giant vote for Crater sign we built that last episode and I really wonder if anybody’s been on and seen it I don’t see any signs but they almost can’t divide it right if you don’t know what that sign is all about basically next week we’re going to have another presidential election on Squid Island so far Josh has been the president twice which means that he can’t run again so it’s going to be against me and the green guy over there who loves bees and I’m hoping that you guys see what’s happening to Josh and realize that jelly will end up the exact same way I’m the only guy on the server that hasn’t been corrupted by power yet okay V Craner next week anyway before I go 2050 IQ on you guys I do want to say hello to our favorite camell H hello buddy what are you doing huh you just sniffing sand hi I’ve come to say hello to you buddy are you doing good he’s happy let’s close this up again and I’m still extremely happy about my humpy St statue I got to say I think this is the best thing Jelly’s ever made in his entire life and I can’t get enough of it okay few things are on my to-do list today but only a few in order to do what I want to do today like the main thing I’m going to need a few things from my chest first of all we’re going to need wood second of all we are going to need iron as well and we already had everything we needed in our chests it’s beautiful I need exactly nine trap doors okay let me make that’s not a trap door that’s not a how do you make trap doors again like that okay that’s six eight and nine I know it says 10 but let’s just pretend I did it perfectly okay then I am going to need a bunch of chests so let me get that because we need six Hoppers I believe 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 and the same goes over here the next thing I need is a about five letters so let’s take that there we go and that’s it these are all the ingredients I need for my next genius move here on Squid Island it’s going to be you guys are going to be so impressed with me you’re going to be like dang traner I guess now that you did this mod thing I have to vote for you yeah that’s right who am I kidding you guys have already read the thumbnail and the title wait seen the thumbnail and read the title I’m making a gold Farm dude so we’re going to have to go to the nether it’s going to be dangerous but I think it’s going to be amazing because not only is it going to farm gold it is actually also going to give me experience there is one thing I do want to actually change about my humpy Co new and improved super useful boat Factory though I want to take off the top layer of this because the trees under here are not getting enough sunlight they they’re definitely not growing so I think it’s best we just kind of like take the top off here and uh maybe I’ll build something else up here in the future but for now let’s just remove the top and let the trees actually grow down there at the bottom I guess it is kind of extravagant to have three layers anyway I’ve also read a bunch of you guys’ comments about me getting different types of wood so I think I’m also going to Adventure out today and get some different wood because you’re right how can I be a tree sanctuary if all I have is Oak it Oak is my favorite wood let’s not get it twisted here but still I I get your point guys I at least need to have like Birch and then maybe the dark one growing too then I can also make different types of boats and not only one type of boat it makes sense to have more okay all right we’re almost done removing what I had built here it’s kind of sad doing it but you know what it’s for the best it’s not really a useful Tree Farm if the one under this can’t grow anyway then it doesn’t really make sense to have an extra layer does it I really hope this fixes the tree Farm or else I kind of did this for absolutely no reason but you know what we’re just going to have to wait and see if it actually fixed the issue oh you know what’s exciting too I want to show you guys just how good our cactus farm is doing remember I made an automatic cactus farm like two episodes ago well I’ve been looking at the chest and it’s it’s delivering a lot of results let me show you guys and I’m sure you’ll be hyped too just got to get rid of the last bit bits and pieces oh one tree already grew okay so that definitely is helping a lot and now it’s all cleaned up wow they’re all growing I guess they were kind of just waiting patiently for the day that I remove that top layer well there you go trees I hope you’re happy okay let me show you what I meant by the cactus farm has been doing work dude dude look at all those trees okay that’s actually kind of insane I was not expecting that many to pop out already okay check this out this is the humpy Co Cactus Factory and look it’s full dude honestly I need to add another chest in here um but let’s do the gold Farm first now I’m kind of depending on you guys to not snitch on me because I’m technically going to break the rules but I got to be honest okay Josh has gone insane with power and I don’t really respect the rules too much anymore and also it’s not going to harm anybody I’m just right now in this episode going to put on my old arm okay take out my old sword and my old bow and I’m just going to use it while the other guys aren’t even online so who am I hurting nobody the reason why I really need to be equipped is because we’re going to the Nether and uh this is where the gold Farm is going to be so I don’t want to go in there naked naked I don’t know what the heck that was we’re going straight to the nether though boys so strap in and get ready we’re going to have a gold Farm in no time okay so the first thing I’m going to need in order to make my uh gold Farm an actual reality is that I’m going to need a large open area with a bunch of zombie pigment oh my goodness you see this is why it’s a good this is why it’s a good thing that I actually wore equipment dude all right I think this is going to be the perfect spot for what I have in mind let’s just decide on an area I think maybe up here is is going to be good I’m a little bit nervous okay I’ve never done anything like this before and there’s a lot of zombie pigman around us so uh let’s just get this started okay needs to be five blocks this way one two three four five and then three that way then it needs to be three deep as well oh my goodness of course there’s lava down there we can fix that okay I don’t want to hit you buddy can you just get out of my hole thank you very much there there we go let’s cover that up okay still needs to be one more deep please don’t show me more lava right now do not ruin my plans nether then we need to put a chest you’re not supposed to be here yet buddy okay we’re supposed to put a chest like right here then we take our Hoppers connect it to this side and make sure that they are all connected oh go away to the actual chest Boop and Boop there we go let’s then put letters down in this side and oh my goodness stop going into the hole guys okay let’s just build what we’re supposed to build and we’ll deal with this guy later I guess it’s a little bit nerve-wracking that EAS here though okay there we go do the same to this side okay buddy buddy boy you’re not friend you’re not supposed to be here right now you supposed to be here later on can you move please you’re kind of spoiling my whole plan buddy okay can you please just move how are you literally always in the way you are natural at this aren’t you buddy okay can I just kind of like dig you down so that just goodbye buddy forever see I’m almost done making my trap here but apparently these guys can’t get enough they already want to jump in so I guess it’s a good sign in reality I just need you to move over there a little bit little bit further maybe no not gosh I am actually going to freak out soon okay thank you okay I’m going to need a little bit more blocks to actually finish this off but we are almost there just got to build up a little bit and now nobody will be able to actually enter my side of it which is really what I wanted from the beginning here we go though you know you can’t always do things perfectly you really can’t see this is where it’s going to actually start working it’s a really simple Farm to make but a very efficient one now the reason I even want this Farm by the way is because one what does SLO have that he always brags about iron two which color is gold yellow which color is me yellow which reminds me that right now if you go to creator.com and use code sign 25 with your order you will get no matter what you buy one of these with it for free and the thing is I’m I’m going to sign these every single one you’ll get 25% off the order and a signed book it’s an empty book by the way it’s for like you know school work or work anyway the whole Farm is actually ready to be used now this is why I wanted the Bow by the way because obviously if I want to attract these guys into the hole I’m going to need to make them really mad so uh stand still buddy and shoot I really don’t like doing that everything in my Minecraft brain is telling me not to do that see now they’re going to stop falling in there we go now they are all in the hole okay let me see if I can attract some more maybe that guy over there I didn’t hit him there we go ah he doesn’t even see it anyway we’ve got a few contestants down here now so all we need to do is start swinging and this ladies and gentlemen is how you get rich because look at this when I open up the chest here in a second you will see that there’s already a bunch of gold in here a few moments later and I’m already level 21 to remember I said this was going to be a really good experience Farm too well now we’ve got a perfect way to get experience and also gold oh I picked up quite a lot of gold there myself did I pick up all the gold by standing there and also you get a bunch of golden swords which I guess is pretty cool as well anyway we need to attract more Pikmin uh can I get maybe the attention of you sir um yep yep yep more coming more coming that’s good hi little guy you’re not one of the ones I’m after actually come on everybody help out your friends come on you can’t just leave him all alone you got to get me come and get me so anyway I’ll be standing here for quite a while now picking up the loot and then I’ll show you what the result is after standing here for like 30 minutes or something oh my god dude look at my level bro and I haven’t looked at the chest yet but as you can see The Hoppers are having trouble keeping up well it’s the Moment of Truth uh The Hoppers are still somewhat full let me just get the rest of this loot then and let’s open up the chest to see what all we’ve gotten from me being here for like 30 40 minutes something like that oh my gosh um I think I’m going to have to throw out uh the golden swords and stuff that I don’t need I’ll just throw it down into this hole right now also all this rotten flesh I really don’t know what I would use it on but it’s it’s going into the hole for now oh wait never mind can I can I not use the golden sword somehow maybe like put them in a furnace and get gold that way okay so I’m going to keep the golden swords here for now but I’m definitely not going to bring all this rotten flesh with me back home I don’t really see a use for it maybe at some point I can use it to like prank jelly and Josh by like putting a bunch of rotten flesh in there bases but this is the result after standing here for like 30 40 minutes or something like that the most insane part is honestly my experience so we’ve got 30 golden ingots right I guess I’m going to need to go back home to a crafting table I don’t know why I didn’t bring one that was kind of stupid of me but let’s go back home and see what we actually made out of this level 53 dude that is amazing now remember don’t snitch to jelly or Jaws that I’ve been using my sword and stuff we can keep that to ourselves right I don’t really think it’s that bad so if I go to this crafting table and I put every single gold inot that I got from being there for 30 40 something minutes how much will I actually end up having okay so that’s another stack right there that’s a very good start dude okay let me just put this here that there twist it all up and boom even more boom even more boom that ladies and gentlemen is one efficient gold Farm because look at this I already have so much gold from that and I haven’t smelted down any swords yet I guess we should try it out oh so how much gold does that give us cuz there’s a lot of swords in the nether too waiting for me to pick them up let’s see what do we have one gold nugget it doesn’t give you a lot then I’m going to make an entire chest just with gold in it because I’m going to start getting a bunch of gold so that we can actually use it as decoration around my base I think that’s going to be sick well that was the gold Farm guys now we’ve got another thing that we need to do because you guys are right what is a tree Sanctuary that only has one type of tree well it’s it’s not a good one let me just say that ooh I already see two types of wood over here so there’s one Birch we definitely need to grow some birds right let me just get you real quick buddy I only really need the saplings from you guys so if you can just hurry up and drop me a sapling that would be much appreciated come on just one single Birch sapling is really all I need thank you I’ll take two three dang dude I’m rich now and then I definitely also want the dark oak trees those ones I can imagine actually using for building which would be really great but I got to fix one thing that they’ve been bucking me about jelly and Jaws have always been making fun of me for only showing one type of boat in my boat Factory oh you only sell one boat how can you call yourself a boat Factory well guess what you two dummies I’m going to sell more now the bill ball looks very naked from the back if you guys want me to let me know down in the comments I might just jump on the server one day and write the exact same message but on the back of this billboard because it does look kind of empty without it doesn’t it okay so first things first let us actually plant these new trees that we got and then I’ll put even more products on my display so that jelly and Jos can’t make fun of me anymore for only showing off one timee about okay it’s been my pet peeve from day one they’ve always made fun of me I’m sorry the oak boat is just the OG of course I’ve got to show that one off so right over here we can plant the three dark trees and then we can plant the three lighter trees here Birch and dark Spruce oh Birch and Spruce and finally I can shut jelly a Josh up by making even more bats dude okay let’s put it right here next to the other is next to the other example okay we’ll just like line them up dang it dude this is a lot harder than I thought it would be okay you go in the middle beep beep beep you sir go right here Perfect Dude now they cannot make fun of me anymore now remember the next time you can vote for somebody remember me okay so I’ll be grinding some more gold in the nether so we can actually start using the uh Gold Blocks around here I think it’s going to make my base look a lot better once I actually do that but thank you so much for watching Remember sign 25 if you want to get this book with your next order that I’ll sign on the inside all right and 25% off your next order too on top of that

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