WorstPremadeEver Live! #913 – Stardew Valley
live hello everyone welcome to the stream how’s it all going a SK SK thank you uh welcome everybody we’ got a crossy in the house we’re off to see the wizard we’re going to see the wizard and touch the lights on the wall with our genitalia exactly that’s the plan um lovely crust’s actually in the room with us hello I don’t know how we can prove it um but he is I don’t know if you can I can be a h Shing the face not you’re not quite in frame hang on here comes the hand there you go [ __ ] crusty showing skin hand reveal hand yeah hand reveal gone sexual gone wrong sexual gone wrong why is it always why is it wrong it’s just clickbait isn’t it mate click oh click we also got The Usual Suspects cathic and Gabby and myself hello all right everybody um what it’s a weird energy today it’s a Friday which probably means it’s going to be a bit unhinged I can’t find the wizard blood jolly good have you looked up your sleeve My Wizard sleeve he in the tower no you got to go to the tower yeah I’m trying to find the the bloom Tower IIM Tower by a wizard sleeve did you mean loose vagina the lucis what in this channel crusty really that would be illegal not a my Christian Minecraft server is that a reference cuz it’s the wrong [Laughter] game not to me I wish we were all right um yeah should I get some like corn seeds or something you can do it’s C I’m just going to we going to go the mines hell yeah uh have you visited the wizard yet that’s a hard word to say visited the wizard stupid fish quite yet if anyone wants to hit up the mines and get me a [ __ ] ton of gold and a [ __ ] ton of iron I’m trying to build sprinklers so I can make you crops so you can money what are you doing during the day I’m just sitting around no I’m smelting I’m smelting the bars and I’m planting oh my God you’re the worst you’re absolutely the worst I’m smelting the bars and I’m making the sprinklers and then planting the crops got bead bars fam sounds like a bunch of I thought we had some money no money SP at all oh [ __ ] yeah I did I spent it all on um seeds sorry what were you gonna get okay I want to get a new new fishing pole oh [ __ ] sorry have to wait till the the the cropsy he’s got one you stay away from my pole damn wait here and catch tilapia I guess is that how you is that how you pronounced that fish name cuz I was thought it was like T talapia oh I don’t know how I don’t know I don’t know to be fair like you struggle to pronounce a lot of things I’m not surprised me yeah yeah oh who else ice cream oh it’s 1,000 gold 1,000 gold for an ice cream Jesus no don’t crusty crusty I’m helping no you’re not um I I don’t Crusty’s perspective Alex c not Alex’s cam it’s Fry’s cam to let you all know oh you can see me now yes oh no wa no we can just another yeah but it says Alex C that was really L by the way sorry um oh wait hang on why are you doing it the wrong way now it should be now it should be not loud [ __ ] sorry that was really loud I just looked over at the the audio bars moving up and down it was like fully all the way to the right holy [ __ ] solid red wait for everyone watching oh yeah yeah 100% what our audio just the everyone’s ears out basically uh yeah um crossy game audio is just like 400% it is it was it’s not now it’s fine I can’t hear anything on mine no no it’s fine sorry everybody sorry why is the music so loud sorry sorry I’m sorry and it’s not Alex’s cam as crusty cam I can’t find his label anywhere so his is just that one okay God the audio everyone chill comments are coming in now oh yep oh yep it’s very loud sorry sorry sorry all I could just say is sorry oh [ __ ] okay um the funny thing is no we don’t have any idea how loud it actually was but like a bunch of people just [ __ ] themselves yeah pretty much sorry sorry sorry sorry um what a te what are these ones H what are these ones going move that it’s Cor oh cool thank you did you did you get off travel tra oh oh yeah nice nice little a little metal joke there anybody all right help me water since you’re being useless hey I I’m not I went to see the wizard The Wizard The Wizard H well I saw the wizard about 2 months ago so oh did you oh yeah I guess you probably would have done I’ve got my [ __ ] together right I take this farming job very seriously unlike neck where Farmers farming yeah I thought this was Minecraft where’s all the coal guns we got all the coal uh I probably all smelting I need to do some smelting what smelting do you need to smelt uh got some goat I got some copper oh cool F uh all iron or I can go in there cool right do you need some help with the water room uh I’m almost done oh okay never mind yeah you are useless perfect that’s you’re correct yeah oh right what’s crusty doing now that we’ve got his PC on we can spy on him I’m trying to spell the word [ __ ] on the ground but I keep messing it up it says twin yeah stop excellent 10 10 listen you you can’t go wrong with art okay and if anyone say as you can just kill them that’s art to yeah ex technically not incorrect best kind of art is a decapitated EG okay scared um that’s true I think you you can use the pickaxe to like undo the hod bits that you’ve already done oh [ __ ] did you know that no but I knew now well there you go so if you you can undo the spelling mistakes this changes my world hello World basic game mechanics yes uh what level are you on the minck uh 119 oh nice that’s good what’s the lowest it goes through at the mines I can’t remember I think it’s 120 oh so we’re actually really really close right I’m coming down [Music] yeah what happened inventing words reached the lowest level of the minds I got an achievement good job oh heck yeah boy [ __ ] I’m getting attacked you found the skull key I’m not sure what it’s for but it seems important it’s being added to your wallet can you give a oh that’s yeah that’s that is important can you give us a definition of what to means then um it’s it’s like when um like uh you someone Falls over front of you and you fall over as well and then you did you say you die was that is that what you said at the end there no I just I pictures things and then I started laughing before I finished the sentence okay good good job okay so you thought you like TW TW are falling over again TW I fixed it now though it’s says a much more reasonable word okay what does it say now oh [ __ ] nice the capital T [ __ ] it starts subtle and then it ramps up in passion as you go through nice I like it wonderful oh good job the W looks like it’s actually got an ey on the end as well because of that little floating bit that you left yeah that was like twet the accent twet TW I don’t know Swedish but it’s Swedish oh okay is it sounds like a bit of an like an Ikea furniture [ __ ] I remember when I was working for Ikea and we had to do the onboarding and we had to do health and safety we spent a whole day 8 hours in a health and safety onboarding room just like looking at PowerPoint presentations oh my God it was the worst thing in my life it was so bad and then in it it was just all like Swedish like hey h h no no it’s like hey but it’s like h h H but I tripped over and fell in the H not the H look at the H stack oh I could just I don’t even have to go down to level 120 I could just get back in the lift and go down right back in lift yeah I’ve already done it I’m like out of the Min now what am I doing well I can’t find your hole that you made to get down there excuse me you can find my hole I can’t that’s the problem Oh 120 oh there’s no chest or did we all unlock the key must have all unlocked the key I am the key holder I am the key holder oh God no I am I am the one who unlocks okay there we go cool so uh now we just need to fix the bus and we can go down into the the the other mine yep the one that’s arguably more fun oh I don’t well it’s it’s a lot harder so I if if hardness equals fun there’s probably p jok in here somewhere then yes there definitely is I think it’s fun hey way okay I’m hard things are fun soon we will have all of the money in the world if I keep on the way that I’m going really why cuz I’m going to make all the sprinklers and then we won’t have to water anything and I can make this massive bit this plot of land just do all of the all of the crops nice and does that mean I can get a back in a fishing world yes no that’s what I want I can get backpack good backpack and good fishing rod I did peek get Jiggy get a should we go to bed it’s a bit late okay hold on I just need to um cook some quartz cook I’m on my way back nice nice I like quartz on toast quartz on toast a bit of cheese on toast before bed oh bit of quartz on toast oh some rocks sprinkled with salt yeah just turn it into like the rock candy that you like dip your L you know that one yeah I know the one yeah all right you don’t know the one no are we keeping the fish that we find or are we selling them the fish yeah uh if it can go in the community center keep otherwise we can sell bed you got 40 minutes to get into bed oh oh no you might not make it 30 minutes 20 minutes nice who’s not in bed one of us isn’t in bed me [ __ ] I was just saying I’m like keep saying for of time this is the problem everyone keeps doing this and it costs us money I know but we’ve only got 500 25 so yeah cuz I spent all but it would have been way more today if I it’s up to a thousand if you don’t make it into bed oh nice one Nick look at all that Mayo we’ve sold that ain’t Mayo buddy man Mayo that guy sneaking into people’s houses and milking them while they rest oh God damn that’s some like Slender Man [ __ ] isn’t it like have you heard the leg the Mayo man first you’ve heard of Slender but have you heard of slender hands summer um who’s the last player um probably mate well you can’t help it it’s just oh wait oh no wait you can oh oh is this bit dependent on people clicking the button right hurry the [ __ ] up Jesus you bloody TW no you bloody going to go get a big pick and a and a fishing rod okay what okay do the thing oh look at all these look at all these quartz ones wait I need those oh what the quartes yeah um thanks for purchasing a co-op oh co coup UPG great [ __ ] oh we got a coop here yes yeah we got a co-op going on I get a meal I’m going to go buy more chickens and spend all the money I must get a meal deal the co-op’s [ __ ] expensive man it is you know what’s really expensive have you ever been to the shop called budgin which has like a budget kind of in his name and then it’s like sucks oh but the the budon closest yeah we went to budgeon and it was actually cracking the other day cuz they do like local sandwiches there so like you get like it’s not just your typical meal deal sandwich it’s a proper proper sandwich probably e gone has anyone got any um copper ore on them cuz I need to make a furnace yeah there you go [ __ ] there’s one why can’t you kill this squirrels you’re going to give me him at one at a time yeah that’s all I got oh I need more oh you’re welcome thank you though oh we’re in summer aren’t we that than you scrubby bum head oh I’ll take it back scrubby bum head scrubby bumo yeah I’m not s your bum all though you can do that yourself this solid music makes me want to party ah [ __ ] fishing no one has ever said that in hisory this Summer music makes me want to party yeah that’s like some Elon Musk [ __ ] it’s like what should I say to sound human this staru Valley music makes me want to party oh God what is up fellow kids wouldn’t you agree shall we get down down Downy uh what am I doing today uh I’m planting some plumps man I’ll go look at the community center see what we actually need oh I I can go you know you can check without going there right yeah I just realized that yeah I forgot that I’d unlocked the thingy you silly Billy what don’t don’t spend all the money I need stuff it’s going see you wait what are you spending on you [ __ ] duck ducks ducks I agree with this decision that’s good yeah know that’s fair can I buy one more duck yes no no I said Gabby wait sorry what Gabby yes can you make sure you’re capturing the game audio please oh am I not it doesn’t look like it I selected it oh I don’t have any music on oh that be I can’t I can’t not getting anything through anyway did you want music on uh it’s not coming through you were spending my Mayo money that was made with my that hard earned wanking no I mean in all fairness I had 500 gold through the post from my dad and then I made a lot of money from fishing so some of that was mine did your dad make his 500 from wanking possibly give man Mayo he he eats it for a day oh all right there we go okay all things are currently planted to potentially make the most money as possible nice nice you guys just crack on and I’ll I’ll be over here trying to make us big money whatlock the bus again is it just going to fish is it the I forgot which one it was is it the pantry oh here we go no you just need to pay brid repair oh Bus Repair oh that’s right oh that’s right [ __ ] hell 25 plus 35 yeah she wants a lot of money to repair that bus 37,000 30 so 422,000 gold to repair of don’t worry about it Lads cuz when when we’re up up and running right yeah we’re going to have big money and then you pay 500 quid for a bloody ticket to the desert yeah no look look trust me it’s going to be big we can make the tot to teleport though right oh how can you make this that was a yes but we need big money before we can do that big money that’s not big money um right s can I access chest pills no oh R’s insatiable box of poo oh can’t confirm there is poo in there I’m just preparing for Halloween what instead of giving out like well you know when the kids come along Tri treat and you put the the candy out so they take it and to interact with their grubby little disgusting hands oh I see so you put poo out instead yeah keeps them gone yeah exactly nice else’s fangi is a little bit chilly what’s a fangi it’s a elephant that’s what I heard uh B right what shall I do uh who needs help not suck uh I need iron from the mines we’re going to need a [ __ ] ton of it if we want to upgrade our stuff too okay I’ll go get some mine oh girl will get some mine I run from the mines got uh no reason h and you’re paranoid about people making the association from Welsh and Minds again yeah only I can make that joke oh sorry you’re gatekeeping all the mind jokes that we can make in Welsh accents yeah okay fair enough fair enough understandable have a nice day understandable not worth not worth the argument I don’t think I mean like gab’s more than welcome to make jokes about what like deep Fri Mars Bars what you say the kils Gabby’s uh she can make jokes about deep Pride m b and Titan kill yeah I could do but I just feel like it’s a bit overdone you know oh yeah fair enough plenty of other issues Scotland has if you go to level like 40 crusty that should be where theor exactly where I went oh did you nice good job I think it’s level 50 ignore me oh no there’s one eye in here already yeah it’s the on the ice level squidy little bastard squidy squeegy little I was about to drop a sea bomb sque little bastards I’ll show you oh I found ink nice hell yeah brother hell yeah brother uh that’s some thank you thanks much Captain Tumbleweed for the tier one there thanks very much my friend um thank you Mark BL for the tier one as well very kind A Smith thanks for the $5 there hell yeah getting T WP stream on my birthday is it possible to have a is it possible to have y yell [ __ ] you for my birthday yep here you go ready so all on three we’re going to say [ __ ] you aan Smith right ready three okay oh wait no are we [ __ ] them uh no we’re just we’re just saying [ __ ] you wait who are we [ __ ] Smith no we’re not [ __ ] them we’re just we’re saying why are we doing that he he’s a kind viewer a a are we saying [ __ ] you aens Smith or are we saying [ __ ] you for aens Smith uh [ __ ] you for my birthday [ __ ] you for my wait I didn’t give you a birthday we’re saying [ __ ] you for my birthday no we’re saying [ __ ] you as a birthday gift to aan yeah but how does that work do we say [ __ ] you as a birthday gift or do we just say [ __ ] you okay well if the thing that they request is it possible to have your yell is too much [ __ ] you for my birthday lol okay so that’s the thing we got to say so you have to go 321 [ __ ] you no 3 21 [ __ ] you my birthday birthday yeah okay right everyone ready it two one [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh my God nailed it we’re like the Beatles or something oh my God the bootleg beetles Jesus Christ we should have ented euro [Laughter] vision oh God hope you liked it yeah happy birthday mate uh thanks very much Ry for the 500 bits thanks very much [ __ ] you as [Laughter] well it we stop we stop [ __ ] you too [ __ ] all thanks very much uh Cipher for the tier one there that’s very kind the smartass she is the 500 bits crusty fits him so well with the wp crew got to love when he joins the stream yall keep doing what you do best oh [ __ ] you just as as the rest of us Savage I do think he he does slot and well he’s learning though that the majority of our humor is just all penis jokes so um that must have been a steep C it was a very hard realization to come to yes nice two hard and come very good very good I see you you’re nailing the nailing the hardc would be not good no no well it depends no what world is that if you have to like um fill a hole in a fence like what like caulking paste or something like that yeah and you’ve got nothing else around you but your hands and a can do youo would you would you just do the hole directly or would you use your hands and then I’d use my hands if if you do it directly then you’re risking splinters not an idiot no one wants that saying I would do have done itust trying to do DIY and what Solutions he comes up with just [ __ ] everything [ __ ] it yourself FY this needs a hole in the wall can get through that one we need to replace the light bulb no wait oh God God yeah is this why you stopped painting your room like 5 seconds into it you’re like nah yeah I was exhausted it’s just all out of steam I couldn’t get any more out I’m running on planks I’ve seen the coverage on that wall you’ve done pretty well to be honest the key is to cartwheel as you go Jesus okay I’m taking notes yeah good job kind of like when you get like a pen on the string or like a paintbrush on a bit of paper kind of yeah 100% yeah nice um if you have your hands on a can do attitude put that on a shirt yeah oh man thanks very much um Astro APO thanks very much for the prime that Eric’s Eric ass sorry it’s not Eric AR Eric’s AR thank you Eric ARS more oh Eric cares more thanks for the prime yeah that was a bad one cheers mate thank you uh and SP than bit hey Lads I’m ra surprised you all are streaming Wednesday maybe seem like it seemed like today’s stream would be canceled I’m glad it wasn’t Works has been an absolute jaw and crusty glad to see you and your M stealth take my bits and my usual I oh God there’s another pun I put my car I put my first car into reverse earlier today man that really took me back oh dear oh crusty oh you sweet summer child just wait until you’ve got 50 of these and then yeah cheers SP hope yeah thanks friend hope you’re good and saer thanks very much for the prime and random names thanks for the gifted sub there to one Fluffy Boy Thanks boy um sweet car oh yeah oh yeah uh sorry I just make noises and they come out my mouth sometimes oh found the EES oh e ne there’s e where’d you go you went inside then you vanished oh there you go e bloody M why are you saying it like that so there’s a sign that says IGS cther I don’t know if you’ve seen it it’s how Nick says it okay oh go so Goods I said EGS yes EGS and EGS why why is the Ki accent the way it is why is your accent the way it is piss off oh yeah it’s true he’s got a point have you ever thought about that huh no I just assume that well not there a right or wrong but actually your guys’s fault you came and colonized us yeah amongst other countries I didn’t bloody do anything that’s just that one yeah no no I mean well both us correct it wasn’t just New Zealand the British colonized and it wasn’t just the British that colonized New Zealand so there you go well there was the uh what was it called I’m pretty sure it was um it was the the Dutch who found it yeah oh [ __ ] it and why it’s called Zealand cuz they have you know the old Zealand back very imaginative yeah it’s called Old Zealand back there same was like New York stuff like that yeah New England is oh come up El was like Wabble do or something live in Wabble do wble did you say say webble do can do it again repeat that noise wait is wble do a real place it is now in ours and it’s real yeah yeah the you have a d do but webble double do that’s how you have to greet each other and webble wble do a webble double do to you too sir and you got to walk like a gelatinous crab down the road oh man gelatinous CRA gelatinous crab yeah you should hear the ories oh it’s just wet slapping and then the occasional snip and then oh the real question is what would crab ory sound like like that yeah just it so in my head you know the sound that um krabbies make in Pokemon cie just how it sounds Jesus Christ wow yeah I get you yeah oh [ __ ] cookie cookie cookie oh Michael you’re a little bit too Keen you need to sit down this one help look just have some water and a breather and you can come in for the next session coming in um has any got a phone I just need to phone up 07420 69696 oh yeah I can read I can do that okay thank you U my my it’s just I’ve got a sign here that tells me to call this number 0742 that’s the funny number 69 696 okay I think it should be another nine at the end of that shouldn’t it oh you’ve dialed an incorrect number oh what a lame [ __ ] it’s just not good enough I don’t know if I can go on anymore well you could buy the number and then do your own little message and I whisper whisper the response oh dude imagine if someone’s phone number is 07420 696969 then be getting called all it be pretty great yeah that would be the ultimate phone number wouldn’t it um if that is your phone number sorry for leaking it if that is your phone number sorry for leaking it yeah yeah crusty how many signs do you want to put up at the place dude they’re really getting in the way Hey listen I don’t I hav put all of them up for example I didn’t put the one that says come get your eggs there I didn’t put that there I put the EGS one oh there you go the sign in my house says do you know the muffin man oh that wasn’t me well I probably I put the sign there but I didn’t write that message I wrote a different message I like this series of signs your fa F have your F fix your maybe maybe has anyone put a maybe next to it we need the maybe oh yeah we need the answers don’t we hang on how do I make a sign is it this wood just wood yeah yeah I’m pretty sure [ __ ] 25 Wood a sign Jesus I know was a lot is get like 16 from a tree I know yeah whole tree this is where we find that we actually need wood and we’ve used them all on sign there’s four in the chest Jesus Christ oh he won’t let me sell him random bug meate of course he won cuz he wants seeds and [ __ ] Nick no who just bought something I just bought the fishing Bo no wait then what did you buy yesterday I bought a backpack were you just waiting for me to sell that so then you could buy it no I was waiting absolutely try and lately right okay I was just you better go earn some money with that fishing rod yeah I’m going to go in somebody now cuz I went to go buy more seeds to make [ __ ] right um can I get some strong people to go to the mines and get a [ __ ] ton more stuff you’re pretty strong why don’t you come with us because I’m smelting [ __ ] and planting seeds to make you money so they can spend it on stuff [Music] about the fact that I bought I’m farming I’m farming Mayo that’s duck personing is offering you his wood will you accept it is there a suck yes is there a suck yes accept it there’s no other way oh I got a heart apparently I like your wood yeah damn right you do you dirty [ __ ] can I have um 21 more W please so I can make a sign where are the Ducks not me the other ones the actual duck the AR the the the competent ones right there you go 12 IR oh I I don’t like ducks very much they look pretty Shifty you know okay if you had a bad experience with a duck cuz that was cuz that what’s going on I mean I’ve had a bad experience with a goose oh me too one bit me when I was younger yeah the [ __ ] heads I had that but with a swan oh yeah [ __ ] swans I don’t like them cuz after that I was like just [ __ ] vicious and then the Queens are like protect them and I’m like no don’t protect them well she’s not anymore who’s protecting them now huh silly old woman rip rip I’d like to see you protect from Beyond the Grave [ __ ] just got like a swan spree just [ __ ] just running around snapping their necks that’s enough from you all these kids just like crying and still alive in your River of Tears where’s your queen now does the king have a special bird that he wanks over probably also a swan Big Bird oh no no I feel like it’s going to be like an emu or something what is that very it’s not very British emu those iron [ __ ] [ __ ] they are pretty Majestic yeah two what what see genuine question in my mind now what bird do does does he mastbate over uh there’s always one right you can probably Google it maybe not Google that exact same phrase maybe a Dodo cuz they’re extinct and he’s soon to be oh Jesus Christ wow can h i mean he’s old in he yeah he’s quite old oh yeah that’s why you said it yeah yeah yeah I’m I’m putting a hit out on the king I wouldn’t joke about that jokes let’s say we’re not that not for the rord that joke alert joke alert do not reflect the views of the management yeah don’t think you have to really you just have to wait for him to go on a dog walk and the dogs would just take care of his fingers oh like sausages smell sausages have you that you guys show me that picture of his his new portrait today right yeah it look it looks crazy holy [ __ ] looks like he’s stuck in the me I saw for those of you who haven’t seen it just Google like what King Charles new portrait or something new portrait yeah looks like it’s like one step in Hell or something yeah it’s very odd I feel like they were going for like’s Inferno or something yeah and just wound up with that it’s like it’s like he’s put a filter on the actual uh like picture itself it’s like the it’s like the oil painting version of an Instagram filter or they’ve removed the filter and painted how he actually is yeah exactly it’s weird that that’s the Vibes that they’ve gone for yeah just hell so basically Satan King Satan yeah or is he supposed to be in like a womb oh I was getting very like womb energy like he really misses his mother like a good womb representation in a painting don’t they yeah that’s what I was thinking like maybe some Freudian [ __ ] in there well that would mean the uh the womb would be the Queen’s womb yeah all right let hell Wom man’ll just w w [Laughter] w w w w I want you in my oh oh no h no okay you can stay there forever forever in my womb so dark so [ __ ] wrong you can tell this stream’s got Friday energy this is a Friday it’s just a hinge where did all the money more than normal um yes where did all the money go well to be fair C didn’t get a backpack last time she played and it think did you well she can no I haven’t managed to get anything during all of our plays of stardo oh okay I’ve just been dealing with it well everyone else got a backpack last time unless he got like the ultra high capacity one no I got the the the the normal one okay the basic carrier bag stuff okay cool all right I need I need eight more iron bars okay I’m currently getting iron i’ got 44 iron ingots so that’s you got iron ingots sorry the other one or ORS or what oh [ __ ] yes shut sorry do you have children I don’t know about cuz that was the biggest dad joke I’ve ever [ __ ] heard in my life uh or what [ __ ] no I love how he really laughs at his own jokes as well he’s he doesn’t even wait for the rest of us to laugh he’s my own humor is suited to me so of course I’m going to laugh my own jokes I do love you very much oh I love you too you’re very well at least someone does a no he’s a very nice boy I’m a nice man my parents love too yeah oh did I tell you guys about the horrible comment that oh no yeah cuz we yeah we yeah yeah we talked about it yesterday didn’t we in the the recording any other words to put in that [Laughter] sentence you want to complete the sentence we just got home from the airport and I like choked on something and then like I coughed out and then um we were all like sitting in the living room well this is the thing it was like me my stepdad my mom and Jake all in like the living room I coughed it up and then I was like oh no wonder I was coughing and then Jake just turns around and he’s just like what was it pube Jake yeah yeah I so I sat down started like losing his [ __ ] and he was like what Jake was like I don’t get it why is it funny and it was just like think about what you’ve said think about it Jake if it was like a pube why would it be a pube and it was like I was like oh uh is only because you’d been in the bathroom before and there’s a pube in the bath and you comment on it and you said oh there’s a pube there and I thought somehow it got stuck in your throat between like yeah I just eat pubes for fun that’s my that’s my happy that’s what I do anyway so that was funny uh I think you Ste found quite funny though oh yeah because he clocked before you did that it was a penis sucking joke ah oh that’s what it was no J I can’t I can’t with you you’re done I’m done you’re done now I’m done yeah I’m done now uh it’s 8 7 need to do one more quartz uh what I’ve got to 54 iron ORS now heck yeah you do you me to deliver deliver the goods atten the goods and or services or both 3 four 5 six actually but it can only be delivered between halfast 7 and uh 20 to 9 awesome bloody bloody mail men I got your joke care oh we have this um we have this post that’s kind of uh like a bit of wood a rotted bit of wood in our garden um and if you look behind it it’s where all the snails and um and I really like it it’s fun I like looking at them Gabby what’s that got to do with the postman oh hang onang on I I can tell post I’ve got it I’ve got it po but just a post no I know exactly where Gaby’s trainer thought man here so we’re talking about Postman which are otherwise known as mailman snail and then uh we’re talking about smiles and then but how do you call it smileman yeah so sometimes I call snails little smileman and then I I make up a little story in my head that they’re out delivering the post cuz it’s snail mail so I call them smileman and they’re going around really slowly and I’m really embarrassed now and then now and then then you thought about the post that’s uh in the front of my garden that’s got those snails on it my snails the easiest route to that was not even the the route that you took put just the I was talking about post and you’re thinking about the post it was some convoluted like but no no no no no well that’s another way it could have got there but yeah so either post and then Postman snaan snaan and then snails on the post which happens to be the same word for mail so it’s kind of a big big old Circle here that we’ve done I’m really sorry that I am the way I am okay we can move on well I appreciate the apology thank you don’t be sorry I’ve got squash seeds where do you want them oh Sumer squash yeah summer squash if you CH them in the summer chest I can I can make a plan for all this nice how many seeds do you get I got two for some reason I’ve open these chests oh oh what the [ __ ] what the chests are just left open what have you done cath I can’t open them C glitched out the game before as well last time do you remember oh my God the chests are just like left open on my screen dude you’re sitting in the field is that what’s happened are you still standing there I’m not in the field I’m in I’m by the chest a [ __ ] oh you’re in the you’re in the you’re in the field for me oh okay do we need to right should we all go to bed it’s go to bed we’ll go to bed and I’ll restart the game hope that I’ll it not in my room oh F God get in do you know wait are you guys in bed cuz it’s only saying one out of five for me yeah I’m in bed I’m in bed I got five out of five I got five out of five I’ve got five out of five well we’re going to pass out in about 4 minutes get the end of the day we just let it happen oh dear it’s it’s been pretty like Stu is not one of those games that you think is particularly uh yeah but I have the feeling that cuz Kath [ __ ] the game before she got stuck off a cliff remember oh and so I think maybe her character might be now a little bit b a bit more a bit we’re allowed to blame it all on K nice that’s notam it fine oh fine I know it’s it’s still saying 11:30 p.m. for me oh really it’s 2: a.m. for me what is going to happen we’ve reached 2: a.m. but nothing okay it’s just stuck find out next time oh no cuz I did so much work today oh no okay yeah it’s fully broken it’s 2. and nothing’s happening why why doesn’t everyone else disconnect yeah leave one so cath if you leave first cuz then we can actually see who might be in the game I can’t even exit I’m going to have to4 in that boy yeah F4 in what happens has everyone aled alter def fored yes I’ll ex exit to title oh it’s fixed it it was me I bet it was me Nick it was Nick right okay okay saved the day so that’s fine I’m still in the game rejoin dick milk farm lots of mayonnaise sales good job Nick thank you don’t spend it I need more chickens to make more Mayo everyone needs more everything to make more stuff look yeah well I sold it I’m I’m providing my own hobby right Jesus Christ I didn’t say you shouldn’t have the chicken spending your money I haven’t spent any money I’ve just been down the mines like a wait Nick can I ask a favor can I just get enough crops to fill up the rest of this and and then it’ll be good where are the Ducks please I just want one duck oh you oh you haven’t gotten the Ducks yet no okay oh no I’ve got one baby duck one chick oh no and then I’ll get one more chick and then Gabby can spend the rest of the money on seeds Okay uh there’s loads of iron in the chest now Gabby refined for your uh pleasure oh don’t where it’s going than for your pleasure thank thank you no worries you’re welcome anyway that’s all my stories about snail man yeah they do have little names for them as well like so there like well not like not cuz they’re snails but I call them smiles and then I call them smil men yeah um and then I like to see them and every morning when are they not smil men we call them no I called call them smellman well yeah actually yeah I guess so because I say it fast I’m like oh Jake look at all the bloody smellman um so that’s that’s how it goes uh and then uh the rly poliy as well I like to point those up and also the Bumblebees when we see the Bumblebees cuz those are really nice um and yeah and someone took a [ __ ] on our front doorstep the other day so that’s fun I think it was probably cat cuz it wasn’t a human poop it’s definitely Alex honestly if you just answered the door you wouldn’t have these problems yeah I guess that’s what we’re doing that’s what we’re doing um thanks very much Xander Lord for the prime there that’s very kind thank you rap Rapido thank you for the prime as well very generous thank you um thanks very much Jack of all Spades for the 100 bits thanks very much mate we got a request for the merch or can I please make a request for the merch store a WP calendar but all the photos months are you all cosplaying as Each Other Well expect it in the cheers go well so last year and don’t you guys get all too excited last last year when we were doing the charity stream Concepts we came up with the idea of doing a shrexy calendar oh yeah that’s right where we all dress up as a Shrek character and then pose and um yeah so you know there you go we didn’t reach our go thank right can I can I buy seeds now um I’m just processing geod at the moment why no why don’t stop stop okay we don’t need that right now but I like processing the geod cuz it’s got stuff inside okay well no that’s fine you buy the seats it’s fine is is the farm lady only working does she not work on Mondays um no she’s not you can get a book there you go you can process G’s Jak oh can I thank you yeah you spend the money who’s spending the money well I said that I was getting the seeds I asked if you’d gotten your duck no I did I say yes I actually can’t remember I say yes getting legit [ __ ] off at this did I say yes I want my [ __ ] [ __ ] I made I made so much Mayo [ __ ] what book okay so you catalog yeah you can we need more money but eventually you can buy a book offer that means that you can buy [ __ ] when she’s not people just spending the money now [ __ ] you guys I’m processing geod that will get us minerals that we can sell for more money I can’t my duck now I’m going to go sell all that [ __ ] Jesus Christ I’ve unlock some good stuff Nick I got some good stuff mate can I can I K up the seeds no don’t Nick it’s going to make you heaps of money don’t sell the seed that’s what you keep saying that we’re like no money this time next year do you know we’ll be million no money no money in there do you know how [ __ ] farming works you need to wait for it to grow oh [ __ ] 2 that just that doesn’t I want it now yeah we need to go back to the old ways you should be able to go into a field press a button on the ground the moles die and you get strawberries the moles die the moles have got to die gby why you don’t understand the moles Must Die is this like some kind of weird rivalry between the duck people and the moles yeah oh don’t even get me started you know what ducks and moles are like in real life for what I mean lra really hates m like every time she sees a mole hill she’s got a piss on it theal good girl the ancient war the ancient duck and mole War um right give it some time I’ll have some produce for us to sell and then we can just blast up the money big sty so I’ve made all the sprinklers that we need right now and we can start focusing on other [ __ ] soon so what I’m going to do is if we start collecting a [ __ ] ton of copper and processing that then we’ll have enough to upgrade all our tools I shouldn’t have sold that copper you sold copper oh God why are you selling copper don’t know why I laugh like that cuz I want chickens have you not been listening no I get it but you need to calm down there’s so much other stuff that you can sell as opposed to Copper’s really like oh sell the [ __ ] useless minerals that aren’t worth like we’re not going to use for anything oh wait you’ve actually been sending the copper I thought you were joking Nick does joke oh you I don’t joke you you silly [ __ ] eel moly mole silly well who who guys guys all right we got to calm down okay it’s not that serious oh it’s not that serious he said need call me such Blasphemous words okay I like a mole yeah who who whoa Jake you’re you’re going to te’s and C’s are you know going to be I don’t you heard what I said um if everyone goes to the museum as well there should be a bunch of stuff to pick up uh you should we should get a load of melon seeds cauliflower seeds and star fruit seeds musees are boring full of old T we all get them I think you should do yeah who put this Ugo chest here oh that okay it’s cross sensationable poo chest there you go there’s some money that’s so nice thank you put an air freshener in it sorry what lead farmer I’ve got a star fruit seed here where you want it oh I’m the lead farmer Ooh say it again it takes 13 days to grow and it’s yeah and it’s supposed to be planted in the summer so now’s a good time uh okay well I’ve run out of spaces but these ones here are just going to be wheat so if you put it in the summer chest I can plant it when it’s done oh okay will that be enough time cuz it takes 13 days yeah it will take like a couple days for the weat to grow oh only a couple of days well neck isz not enough money duck now oh let’s see uh yes one duck go go bye your duck H she’s not in I got to wait I think for the NS I don’t know if she’ll be in tomorrow Nick but she’s not in today either yeah she’s going to aerobics tomorrow bloody duck wait hang on it’s green doesn’t she actually she has a business to run is Green Spring I don’t think she’s bothered so green is spring but we changed it cuz Nick decided pink is spring and green should be summer but I think red should be summer and green because the leaves are green I agree mind yeah Green is definitely spring you your mines I I see I picture spring as yellow no no no no no red is summer green is spring I mean yeah Green is spring because that’s when all the green stuff comes in the flowers come out that’s when it’s [ __ ] spring but all the buds come in the trees and then uh the flowers Summer’s hot so then it’s it’s red yeah red or yellow what what what’s the vote in chat is spring green or pink well red can also be awesome or full cuz like the that’s why that’se one like like the leav orange does make sense tomato ketchup and then the the blue is the winter one cuz the white one just looks gray there’s also some melon seeds in there as well oh thank sweet sweet sweet sweet and then the dark blues for the ocean fish chest and then the black chest is for the mining stuff oh new videos has been released watch video and the extras video and the extra go check out the bloody well extras video okay all right watch watch the main one first yeah watch then watch the other one and then come back here and tell us that you’ve watched both of them and we’ll we’ll do a quiz on both things and then we’ll uh you we quiz you yeah well what’s the video uh hell divers two part two oh hang oh is that the one where you do that thing it’s the we do do the thing oh that one there you go I’m putting it in chats people can watch it democracy what oh I said we do the thing for democracy yes that’s right only for democracy did they um sort out the [ __ ] I Sony have backtracked on um having to sign into to PlayStation Network to play it um but I think it’s too little or too late I think the damage has been done yeah well it’s it’s still blocked in a bunch of countries um so you can’t like buy it um you can play it if you’ve already purchased it in those countries now again because you don’t need to sign into the network but you can’t now buy it such a [ __ ] [ __ ] show isn’t it I I wonder if they’ll reverse that cuz it just seems [ __ ] bananas limiting the amount of people that can actually buy the game it’s really stupid why would you want that like it seems so weird so you don’t want people to buy your game okay the problem is now is like Sony like specifically Sony are doing it a lot so ghost to sushima um which is was exclusively a PlayStation game has now today come out on PC um you have to be signed in to the PSN to be able to play um course you do I think the multiplayer bit of it that’s uh a it’s just it’s just companies just been corporate [ __ ] isn’t it really like oh we just want to collect why we like data data is good we sell data data makes money ow my arm just click I broke my arm in protest why are you laughing at that a pretty violent click can I sell the B wings uh we’ll need those what you can so fish you can sell okay we need the bat wings CU we got 150 bat wings I know but we need them because we need to make like um lightning rods so then we can get batteries and then we can make like better equipment see this is why I don’t believe you when you say we’re going to get money cuz there’s always another thing why are you being so aggressive what are you selling want my ducks nothing you get Ducks just wait until the next Harvest right I’m going to sell a bunch of this uh these fish in here I’m just going to get rid of the ones that we don’t need for the community center what kind ducks are you getting I I get that you’ll love the duck they do they talk ducks or let’s go to bed cuz the more days you sleep du closer money how would you would you teach them with books yes only the finest Literacy for the Ducks there’s no like scientific interference in the brains of the Ducks um don’t need to ask all these questions just you know they’ll get well you see the way you deflected that makes me think that there is scientific interference in the you have a problem with that though I do it looks like you’ve had some scientific uh experimentation to you to be half man half duck think he’s fighting for it when I was a young duck I did have these scientific interferences in the brain of me being a duck just a young family we’re having a conversation do you have a bar penis what the [ __ ] if you don’t burn out up bloody show you everybody getting there oh Jesus all right let’s go let’s go [ __ ] him up [ __ ] oh hello cuddle bear oh this is easy mistake he’s over here did you say hello Cuddle Bear maybe oh no they’ve come into my bed the best thing about it it is you escape oh dear Jesus right who’s the last one not in bed you ever seen the penis of a duck uh I have not and I don’t care I don’t want to see the penis of a duck I’m dead that’s the problem you don’t it’s too late I’m gonna do some thanks very much Michael hanus H for the tier one thanks very much thank you for the 500 bits ever since I had help uh building [ __ ] Jesus he’s all flustered cuz he was being flirted with by dck right there you is four grand there it’s enough to buy a duck isn’t it yeah but she’s a [ __ ] yoga today isn’t she I can’t go get the Ducks [ __ ] it’s a robic right oh sorry yo yo goic yo goic yab yic ever since I had help cereal with building was that is y bear Yi bear Yi Berry ever since I had helped with building my PC from the well actually man himself I’ve been watching the streams in amazing quality it’s so good I can see in real time the the deforestation of drunk’s hairline in real time love you all thanks mate break kind dude what that did that say at the bottom the book something the book seller is in turn oh nice oh I love [ __ ] blueberries oh shade from right everyone quit the game quit the game it’s the new start of the day just exit to the title and relaunch it oh sorry sorry exit you had to [ __ ] that blueberry sorry I [ __ ] the blueberry and then and then stay away from the farm [Music] okay J [ __ ] hell the lot of you you’re going to get you’re going to get the [ __ ] crops we’ll sell them and you can get your money and then look if you like mining so much Jake go to the [ __ ] mines and be useful and get some copper okay I wanted to help with the F that’s all you can join back in now I was like oh I’ll give Gabby a handmer the farming bam that went wrong like you cherrying my farm last time yeah that was also an accident as well yeah but just because you’re so [ __ ] an it just happens oh are these all bloops right no okay come show us your bloes bloes right I’ll sell these and then Nick we’ll have lots of money to get Ducks you will you will have a [ __ ] ton of cash after these bloes are done thank you oh I picked up a blo I can see your blo yeah not my blo it’s a really big blo size my [ __ ] head Jesus Oh squirted in my eyey uh yeah thanks very much for that one um yeah Alice is a a good PC builder thanks very much uh Drake of all trades thanks for the five bucks even though I’m working all the time when you stream I wanted to say how much WP makes my day oh nice one mate today I wanted to give back on my birthday thank you happy birthday B happy birthday old birthday [ __ ] you thank you and happy birthday uh Mala cookie thanks for the $5 there it’s very kind um should I become a member yeah if you want yeah I mean like no pressure though yeah no pressure don’t go poor on our behalf it’s I mean it’s nice it’s very much appr you know like we’re all about people just doing what they can afford and you know what they’re comfortable with if they want to you don’t have to do anything if you don’t want yeah um thanks very much uh dragon fruit for the T one that’s very kind spellers thanks for the 500 bits just want to say after hearing Gabby and Nick bicker they are the ideal siblings from another mother LOL and crusty every time you speak I sense you’re up to some kind of [ __ ] I save that in the best way possible I’m glad you’re uh more frequent here Kath I love your sweat I love hang on I love your sweat we got a new type of farm to invest in here my life it was so sweet and then it got so dark no it [ __ ] says cath I love your sweat simple self you’re sweet no it’s says [ __ ] sweat I I know but it’s meant to be sweet I’m just reading the thank yous I love your swe I mean to be fair I do sweat a lot I am a stinky [ __ ] like [ __ ] like I mean being in menopause when you’re 32 like you sweat like a [ __ ] the hot flushes are like in it it’s disgusting oh [ __ ] hell thanks spell um thanks very much uh oh again spellers uh for the 500 bits oh my God nick uh made me think made me almost spit out my Dr Pepper you have you have my sympathies good sir I can’t remember what uh you did you do a lot of H oh sorry not a bad thing well he he was in the chat today um when we were talking about was it the thumbnails and he said woof and I was like what the [ __ ] what was that like is that a regular thing cuz I remember people saying oof but I never remember people being like woof were you not supposed to say you’re not supposed to say like it in the past woof oh woof like something’s like really bad you’re like o yeah why not o woof come from no oof is like you’ve gotten hit oh that’s wolf is like like an old man SP it’s actually in uh home alone when um Kevin’s looking at he’s going through Buzz’s um chest and he finds that picture of buz’s girlfriend he goes Buzz your girlfriend W like like she’s [ __ ] she’s a dog that yeah cuz that that is what it means isn’t it a yeah it’s not a good thing well the more you definitely not a t of endearment [ __ ] off you stupid duck hey wait a second I don’t feel like I you [ __ ] swinging his sword at me as I’m here fishing [ __ ] off I’m trying to cut the fishing line all right I’m going to go to the mines and try and get some copper so we can start upgrading tools I need copper I’ve been getting iron do you also get some stun what do we need copper or iron or both uh well we will need both okay I’ll go get some copper cuz well if you want to continue with the iron I’ll do the copper cuz then we’ll double up oh really yeah okay makes sense right oh yeah double team nice I got a glow ring oh that’s actually real helpful if that is the uh honorific you would like go and [ __ ] off duck off I don’t need to take this from you someone who’s just stealing fish from their homes yeah yeah I mean you’ve got a point justify get to feed yourself I’m going to eat the [ __ ] Roar as well mate oh goodness it’s [ __ ] raar oh give me some Wasabi on the side and we’re done oh it’s like that video she’s like are you sure I love that video kids man they’re just they’re just dumb as [ __ ] they got no idea what’s going on what idiot well they don’t know anything do they well that’s what I mean like with in a loving way they just got no [ __ ] clue [ __ ] morons no but they are it’s like when kids are like crying because their parents won’t let them go for a swim in a [ __ ] River do you know what I mean it’s like there a shark there sweetheart I want to go swim um this is a bad day for mining I think this is an unlucky day well we’ve still got to pass the time so we might as well just get stuff okay fair enough I’ve got like literally nothing and I can’t find the hole as per usual empty-handed can’t find the hole it’s right there sounds right for you backpack full of disappointment did you say backpack full of seaman that doesn’t sound anything like what he said what the [ __ ] have you got an association with Sean disappointment cath uh yeah possibly oh dear poor [Laughter] Ellis oh I forgot to tell you my story that reminded me speaking of speaking of speaking of Sean and Ellis yeah right go then so we were sat there eating our lunch earlier and uh was it SE what are you eating no no I was eating some pineapple and um Ellis turns around and he’s giggling to himself I was like what the [ __ ] is he on about now I was like what any went you know the noise you make when you’re eating pineapple yeah he’s like you make that noise when you’re stuck in my dick what what the [ __ ] Alis and he was like yeah cuz like you’re trying to get like you’re try not to like cuz it’s really juicy pineapple you’re try not to lose the juice so you’re slightly going like and you made the same noise when you’re stuck in my car oh my god wow okay I like thanks for that yeah I’m going to go go let the guys know oh wow okay today is a terrible day to have ear it’s a [ __ ] horrific day oh my godental any more donos to read hi uh yeah thank you everyone donate we need something else to talk about please by the way that’s a joke don’t do that if you yeah don’t donate because that whole story [ __ ] me all I can picture is just the [ __ ] um the uh the grapefruit video brilliant oh that was like an Insight that I didn’t need into your guys sex life yeah you’re welcome Jesus uh oh uh woof there you go job [Music] well I don’t know what to talk about now you away from that so when I suck dick basically it doesn’t sound like that at all oh yeah how does it sound like you mate uh well just I don’t know classical music yeah classical music yeah but a show pan is I’m sucking some dick yeah yeah yeah keep a normal Rhythm crusty can you just take the energy of this stream and turn it into what it would normally be on your streams cuz oh you don’t want that okay we could turn it into a podcast where we just we just start slowly talking about something um like uh bread yeah or like masculinity yes good one love that let’s talk about receding hairlines and how that’s actually like the ideal male body is it what sweet yeah are we there for that you know what I actually feel like real bad for guys those cuz like it’s a natural thing to have a receding hairline um because what ends up happening I think it’s got to do with like the genetics and the amount of testosterone in your body um and it’s the one thing that they do really get [ __ ] by sucks yeah like the lowering testosterone they get older I can’t remember what is I don’t know if it’s the lowering or if it’s got to do with like Oh I thought it was to do with the amount of estrogen I can’t remember it’s one but it’s like a imbalance that causes the hair to like just like not grow ye itself off your head yeah I’ve heard you start losing hair more if you suck dick like pineapple oh man should stop doing that then well jks on you because I’ve got very thick hair the opposite information oh you could be better oh god oh [ __ ] hell two stars two stars yeah rate it on trust p is is that the review what are you tell me you’ve got you got the lusious head of hair Jesus Christ don’t pineapples to much it I have to get so much of it off when I go to the headdresses sorry what were you saying about pineapples they they kind of eat you as you’re eating them in a way yeah they do so like they can actually break down your tongue like so Ellis must have one mean [Laughter] Fango oh man I hate this I hate this so much um thanks very much do you guys get that weird fuzzy feeling when you eat pineapple like glad you finished that sentence with pineapple when you eatat dick when do you eat dick uh yeah yes it’s very acidic and I think that feeling is your cells being destroyed I don’t get fuzzy I get that when I um have Coke like if you have full sugar Coke my teeth get real fuzzy oh that’s probably just the like in absolutely gargantuan amount of sugar it’s in Coke I don’t like yeah I get like that if I eat like sweets yeah I I hate I hate that if I have like a pack of harryo my [ __ ] teeth are about it oh but I love Haribo so much oh I just hate that feeling of your te oh it’s I really hate it I think that’s why I don’t like things too much um like your teeth ache yeah yeah like after eating that amount of sugar you’re like ah it wasn’t worth it just one it’s always worth it do you know what I think kills me with that story cath that you told I think it’s the fact that like you didn’t like censor the word for his you you just straight up Ed the word like COA and stuff like that it wasn’t just like he didn’t just hit us with like you know when I gobble the sausage or anything like that you were like yeah what a [Laughter] [ __ ] know by now with me a speed is a spade I do not sugar coat [ __ ] [ __ ] out like let’s be fair I mean hey I don’t I yeah if it’s in my head that’s the way I’m saying it that’s the way I’m [ __ ] saying it oh you know what I’m all about sexual Liberation live your life and have a good time you know um very sex positive over here so hey if pineapple is what does it for you then pineapple what does just stay out of the supermarket yeah and then we’ll be fine exactly n mate love that fruit [Laughter] oil pineapples that aren’t mashed did you say you’re you um your mouth like gets like burning when you eat pineapple yeah ah I I do too I think it’s cuz you’re allergic I’m allergic as well to it oh myth goes slight allergy to it then yeah yeah yeah it’s just like a little bit but yeah I am in bed no I said Jake yeah yeah cuz it makes my mouth kind of burn a little bit Yeah I find if I eat too much pineapple like my my mouth will genuinely hurt afterwards yeah yeah like I can only have it in like you know those little like snack packs of pineapple which was what I was eating um you can only like I can only have like a small amount and then otherwise my mouth feels like a d fire damn yeah sounds like you’re allergic bro do I go uh all attacks deal 10% more damage or Critical Strike chance increase by 50% I did Critical Strike um Critical Strike cuz when it does yeah strike as well hey I can make a recycling machine and a worm bin nice oh yeah that’s the for duck man yep duck person excuse me oh sorry duck person s yes um thanks very much uh where did we get to Michael husen thanks very much for the I’m think I’m mispronouncing that it’s probably Michael husen thanks so much for the gifted sub there that’s very kind thank you very much um Alvaro Kanto thanks for the 5 thanks for making this past year a really good one you’re all awesome J you are my favorite even though you destroyed Halo for me oh no oh thanks mate that’s destroyed Halo for Ellis as well don’t worry yeah that was that was the mission accomplished um you’re my favorite too j a thanks darling my favorite you’re my you’re my favorite not you g um thanks very much want oh wow the thing is I know what you were getting at but I also know how Savage that came off pretty Savage did you’re not my favorite that sounds mean yeah I don’t dis I don’t have any feelings left anyway us they’ve all been burned Away by the pineapple the worst is who got all the [ __ ] coer Bars by the way uh not me who sorry all the copper bars who’s got them who’s got them yeah I’ve got my own and my container that I mined ages ago don’t take them did you take them no I didn’t take them I’m looking for the ones we had a bunch in the chest the main chest and it’s not there that was so aggressive did you take them yeah I saw her she went quiet and started walking away after she looked at my little container I was already quiet okay there was one copper bar in the crafting chest who’s moved all the copper bars yeah who’s got the bars son F I don’t I don’t have any on me I don’t have on me did we you know you know he said you sold all the copper no didn’t sell it like that oh well how so you did sell but not in the way that we thought I went to the mines mined some copper and then sold it oh okay also we had a full stack of coal and it’s just gone where the [ __ ] is all the [ __ ] been using the coal I smelted a bunch of iron before but only used like six does anyone have coal in their inventories I don’t have that nope I’ve pretty much just been fishing the entire time I got a GRE coal right someone move the coal and put it into the crafting box and the copper ore oh why yeah why why would someone do that Jak why would they do that it’s sounding like I did the thing but I I promise you I if I didn’t do the thing I don’t believe you I didn’t do the thing okay I don’t trust you this box of poo just keeps getting bigger like there’s only there’s three in there before now it’s going 20 distract them talk about po Jesus Christ we need to get full stacks of poo Lads yeah exactly come on only 20 come on there’s another bloody 30 slots in here I’m trying the best I can [ __ ] more crusty we need to sell this [ __ ] okay you call that a b movement it’s not a movement yet I got to write a song Jesus that’s a batt embarrassment come on oh God uh right okay I might go into town today and upgrade a tool o which one of us you want to take I was just thinking should I pick these melons up what do you want to do yeah pick them up they’re not ripe yet I’m going to go upgrade my um my axe oh yeah do we need more seeds for anything or are we good right now we’re good okay so that’s why I’m just going to go upgrade this sweet um and then that means we can start getting money cuz then we can hopefully uh sorry start getting wood and and then we can upgrade [Music] the m c again so then Nick can get rabbits oh you like rabbits Nick no I like chickens oh that’s a shame yeah it’s handy to have the rabbit at least one and then you can get more chck wait when are we getting the Ducks we’ve got some ducks they’re chicks they’re still growing oh hurry them up inject them with things you say fry them up no hurry them up ohy them up them up as well hannibalism to you asn’t it no I don’t want to eat them I just want I want things that understand me I’m going to donate a bunch of stuff to the community center grow up now I’ll step on you J wow oh God that’s like growing up in Scotland Jesus woof well maybe I’ll just say Glasgow is is Glasgow different to the rest Scotland uh yes yeah how would you describe Glasco well okay is it kind of like in a Sim sorry is it what sorry is it kind of like in a similar vein as to how like Onie is very different from the rest of South Wales Glasgow is not as bad as Swansea right but it’s but it’s bigger so it kind of is does that make sense like it’s not as concentrated but I think honestly I think glasgow’s a bit better now obviously I’ve not been back in a long time but Glasgow in the ’90s oo yeah so it’s like if you step in dog [ __ ] and it spreads the dog [ __ ] out a bit F and it like has more that’s honestly yeah yeah that was it we like when I went Primary School in Glasgow for example like there was just this one kid who um just would always like flash as not oh God like his not yeah so you think you’d like be expelled for that but not where I grew up and so yeah like I was like what maybe like five or six and there’s just this [ __ ] we kid running around flashing flash his Noob everywhere really oh lovely you know like that it’s just love that just glasgo you know did you donate a load of fish to the community center cath I did okay cool I was just going to go back and get the fish but I just got a bunch of sh which I’m going to put in there as well yeah um I’ve heard though that apparently they’ve turned themselves around Glasgow cuz they were like um out of control well she said like when she was younger and growing up there she described Glasgow as a bit of a Dying City because it just didn’t have like a lot of reason to doing what it would do you know everyone was just like drinking and having a [ __ ] time um but then they put like a lot of money into tourism and stuff like that and try to turn it around so yeah I don’t know been a while since I’ve been back I think it’s but we went oh my God [Laughter] [Music] all spelling demons or something oh yeah my sneezes are ridiculous especially like this time of the year when all the pollen’s starting oh yeah yeah oh and I remember there’s a song we used to sing on the playground or at least all the other kids used to sing and cuz I didn’t know the lyrics and but like I remember just like listening to them it was the same kid who used to flash as Willie um and he used to go used to go around Bang Bang the Highland granny two big tits and a hairy Fanny wow he’s a very theatrical young man yeah that was that was that’s one of the most Scottish things I’ve ever heard yeah yeah glasg girl was a time it like it doesn’t leave you I mean I’ve spent more time in New Zealand than what I did in Glasgow and I still have this do you know yeah herpes yeah so it sticks around his M is so proud still kep some of the accent as well even though it’s been such a long time since you were there yeah yeah I think it’s cuz I basically grew up in like a Scottish Colony like everyone moved over you know very Scottish grandparents um like straight out of Glasgow everyone’s just straight out of Glasgow sounds like a you’re about to drop a record called by NWA Straight Out of glass straight out of glass go well yeah cuz then my um I think half my family were Irish actually um and I actually looked back into it from my dad’s side yeah there’s a [ __ ] ton of Irish there so I’m actually from like um what’s it County Donal or whatever it’s I can’t pronounce it I don’t know much that’s it that you just said it is that it yeah Donal oh okay well there you go so yeah shout out to all my Irish fan that I didn’t know existed shout out to you um yeah so you go but that’s fun and I think um you did a DNA test didn’t you you just yeah uh quite British English um 100% theand all 20% kind of oh those like 15% Scandinavian or something oh yeah various parts of Scandinavia and then yeah the rest is like to one particular Village in like the southeast of England yeah yeah I find that quite funny yeah what fruit is this one winter root it’s probably a winter one I think yeah thanks very much to where did we get to oh man I’ve lost my I’ve lost my way oh it’s okay J it’s okay uh Ry thanks for fiveing a bit hey guys it’s always lovely to have a good laugh from all which I need since the wind has absolutely gotten out of me lately oh sorry to hear that mate hope you feel better soon yeah hope get lots of wind but not in a weird way good type of wind drink lot of water good look after yourself thanks very much Ry what was it sorry was any kind of wind good well like if you got wind in your sails but if you got wind in your butt that’s not fun wind farms wind your is the worst yeah wind farms the appropriate place for wind my favorite is when older people are like I’ve got a bit of wind which is basically I’m farting up a storm and it really hurts yeah please called the doctor yeah got a bit of wind are we saving this copper all for anything yes we need it all no should I smelt it is what I mean oh no no yeah smelt it and gold as well smelted if you leave the gate open will the ducks and chickens run away they won’t run away but they will leave the cou and then they’ll just wander around the farm they respawn back in the uh in the thing the next day though they will also eat uh the grass and stuff in any location that they can find across the camp so yeah that can be annoying if you’re trying to like save up your grass preserve some grassy areas in one bit Yeah they will just kind of wander are we preserving grassy areas in one bit I don’t know I like to grow some of the grass so then when it com what are you trying to do with my duck oh this is the question no one’s asking what do you what do you want with the dck oh don’t worry about a thing don’t worry your head I am very worried I’m very worried very worried about my very worried I’m going to start a revolution thanks very much for that one DOA oh DOA thanks for the 500 bits all my friends think I’m weird for constantly eating ham and pineapple sandwiches but hey that’s Hawai roll oh but hey that’s how I E roll no you got it right the first time that’s Hawai you got you nailed it the first time really made that’s how I Hawaiian I can’t even I can’t that’s how I Hawaiian roll J do thanks for the 500 bits there uh Dr Q Gone Girl thanks very much for the $10 there I’ve been binge watching your since I had my knee surgery on the night and uh I and get a month off I’m 22 and had knee surgery that’s my life LOL love you you all of you PS it was a pcker excision for anyone curious there you go or Poli polia IA you know what I mean I think that’s like something to do with the tendons and ligaments in your knee that would explain it they said they had knee surgery that would do it cracked the code thanks very much my friend for that yeah thank you about $10 there I hope you get better soon yes yeah recover thank you very much you go do parkour and flips yeah flips and [ __ ] oh yeah sick flips code name thanks for the 195 bits very kind Michael thanks very much for the 100 bits there as well thank you very much and good luck with your finals uh weary query thanks very much for the uh membership there it’s very kind indeed thanks very much um jade tenno thanks for the $10 there first time watching the stream longer time viewer I always thought Jake was uh what is it is a HBO what’s a HBO oh God I always thought jaob was a HBO but seeing him he’s even hotter than I assumed wow oh my heck SOB is like um a HBO you know like Kon from The Emperor’s New Groove yes is a himbo Yeah so basically it’s a big um questionably intelligent male right but they’re like really good looking I guess right but yeah they’ve got the sex oh I see so a bit it’s 1: a.m. oh yeah true I’m smelting yeah a good example is Chrome okay coolz it’s just big musly guy who’s just like just a bit not the most so good-looking but not intelligent their character sheet is like yeah Charisma 10 and usually quite like thick and muscly right okay yeah uh well I don’t have the muscles but I’m quite thick so uh thanks very much uh for that $10 there um and I think that’s a compliment thank you were you wanting us to confirm or well I don’t know well you guys know what a HBO is I don’t know uh we’ll Google it after you can learn oh okay thanks so much Jade for that one that’s very kind thank you Zen likes the Poo thanks for the 500 bits try putting a Pang better read this one first oh here you go try putting a pineapple up here uh putting the pineapple in water mixed with salt first it could reduce the tingly feeling also oh also my poo poo was green today I’m glad I’m I’m turning into a cow thanks cool thanks mate God likes the Poo cheers rfy thanks for 500 bits I did 23 and me and it said that some of my ancestors were from the West Midlands West Yorkshire and cariff speaking of Irish the Welsh have said to be descended from uh the beaker folk uh which Irish immigrants mixed with Basque there you go yeah bit of a history lesson for you there for you there uh thanks very much everybody for the donations you’re welcome that is the donation read of uh 445 the next donation read will be at 5:00 heading over to Gabby for the weather it’s [ __ ] Sunny thank you Gabby we’re going to go to the a Nick for the the Foy the the ho Fox scriptures like to say it’s [ __ ] windy Wy is [ __ ] [ __ ] windy now over to Nick for sport uh they got it in the goal yes they [ __ ] did get it in the goal hole they it in did the good guys get it in the hole or did the bad guys get it in the hole uh it’s always the good guys yes guys we’re going to cut over to crusty who’s on site who’s going to give us more information they they did it people are happy someone di someone stepped on a grandmother back to you thank you very much amazing thank you so much can I run like the agony / like relationship advice column you sure can and over to C for the agony / relationship advice problem section of the show someone messaged in today and asked uh how how do how does one suck a uh a particular fic object no God damn it why is it always dicks with you so Bic you get a pineapple right go get a pineapple or maybe hollow out like one of those melons and stick it over the top cut the goddamn feet oh my God the Ducks are grown up Oh I thought you were meant to be like an audience member there I thought you were playing the the LA on the be the LA the Lu Lu has the Lu the luow the loud darling ear the the L on the beach is begun should we all go oh yeah give me a minut I’m good I I think you don’t have a choice you have to come to I’m in the mines come to the LA no I’m in the [ __ ] mines where’s the come to the oh Nick come to the Lu fuing want toate I have to wait we need to bring like a food um oh I’m stuck on the waiting for players now everyone has to come I I can bring I’m I’m just about to leave I can bring it oh do we need to bring an ingredient for the thing to bring an ingredient for the soup oh oh dude bring your bring your go to the poop chest and bring what in there I could bring a diamond pineapples pineapples [ __ ] hell do we have pineapples no we don’t have them why don’t we have pineapples CF wants pineapples they’re all used up they’re just mashed now you don’t bring a poo oh yeah bring some poo uh when you can’t put that in the pot how long does the L I’ve got a uh I’ve got a field snack I can put in field does it have to be a uh does have to be an ingredient basically a rock picked up stone is Mayo an ingredient it’s an Aran good so it might be allowed there you go I found an acorn and a bin I’ll put that in there oh fing bin corn bin corn right come on everyone comes to the LA it’s going to be over L come to the L coming it’s taking forever to there cuz they’re coming away from the mines take the mine carts we fixed the mine carts oh we did oh I’ve been just walking there the whole time [ __ ] oh you’ve arrived now right wa for goobers now [ __ ] off firsty [ __ ] this I’m going back to the mines no come here right come on timey to make another C who are we waiting for C CU [ __ ] fishing I’m finishing the fish come on hurry up finish we’re going to be late for the LA oh God damn dude is it l bu Tre yes okay I’m going to [ __ ] in the the bowl don’t [ __ ] in the bowl I can’t guess it one of we all put something in oh yeah we do who tubs a Mayo there you go I added my field snack just laugh I’m going to fish I think this is going to be real bad is going to be the worst one yet why is Mario here fish there we go I give him a pike Mario [ __ ] love Pikes Mario on the witness protection program his name his name’s Gus crossy okay we need to call him Gus to keep him safe my name’s G gusi bows has got a plenty gum in here and then Sho everybody [ __ ] [ __ ] up walks in with a AK-47 heard you talking [ __ ] son maybe the the governor over here’s Bowser and he’s just I’m going to [ __ ] I’m going to [ __ ] kill that guy G I know he’s here somewhere guy looks like um the the the purple mascot from McDonald’s yeah oh um got a very white face GIS G what a lovely occasion to Vis sh Valley how do we start this thing can we start this low is there anything we need at the shop oh yeah good question there’s TOs and leaves uh there no we don’t need that okay I’m going to buy a bunch of leaves you going to buy some leaves there a whole bunch of leaves oh we need that it’s just a decoration don’t buy the leaves okay right let’s start it let’s kick this [ __ ] off look the governor’s here for the annual his annual visit if you bought something for the potlock make sure to add it to the soup cauldron yep done that already done iton should we move forward with the la lu the luow the governor seems a little hungry yes let’s start you guys got this cut scene he’s going to love us Mayo Pike soup oh yeah iorn soup right well folks it’s time once again for the pot luck ceremony I trust that you all put high quality ingredients in the pot this year we don’t want the governor to regret his visit to the valley I should have just taken a breath after year there’s a full stop there I missed that one s well somebody put poo in there didn’t they only a little bit just a wee bit of just a wee bit of [ __ ] is like spr a Sprinkle of paika oh oh squish of poo oh oh dear what’s the dot dot dot I need oh oh sorry G I need my diet I’m sorry it’s actually kind of disgusting it’s cuz I [ __ ] in it buddy oh no crust how you like that oh isy is going to be [ __ ] through the eye of a needle for the next four days someone must have ruined at the poor quality ingredient oh did you put poor quality poo in there yeah you’re supposed to get the highest quality stuff well if if you you did farming better I’d have a better diet yeah you wanted us at this low if you don’t want me to [ __ ] in a giant bowl of community food then you shouldn’t invite the dck oh oh well the soup wasn’t very good but otherwise the lau was a success the la la Every Time Jake what you’re so English yeah painful sometimes do you have any stuff to smell that needs to be oh I get different Mayo from the duck EGS oh yeah duck Mayo duck mayonnaise oh right some how much does it s for speaking of eggs I don’t know if you guys have seen online um there’s like a viral like recipe going around for um what people are calling drug eggs a drug egg what so it’s a Korean side dish which is essentially like a marinated hard-boiled egg but the translation of what it is in Korean um translates literally to like addiction egg or like drug eggs oh is it really add um well I’ve made them and they’re really really bloody tasty I wouldn’t say they’re addictive but did you add the crack did there but they were tasty nice that sounds good um oh my God what just got a message from my mom oh yeah what’ she say she says do you guys have a hedge trimmer and does Jake’s dad have a pressure washer and like I’m I’m so worried what she what is she going to do with a head Tripper and a pressure washer I don’t know oh God [ __ ] hell is she making dinner or something probably she’s got a revolutionary new way to to fish yeah yeah I like how she assumed that my dad um has power tools when it’s definitely my mom that’s more of the uh the hands uh the DIY person of the house you never know um there is a h Trim in the in the shed and yes they have a PR they have a pressure washer 375 gold for duck mayonnaise is that for one jar n no so it’s 375 for one tomato wow yep is that good that’s good well a normal egg it only does one 90 gold so it’s like almost doubled copper in there for [ __ ] sake who did that who did do that we needed to upgrade the [Music] tools right Nick’s not allowed to upgrade his tools everyone else can I don’t want to I don’t need tools to raise chickens can do it with my hands yeah something wrong with that boy pull the egg straight out oh God God like an egg Midwife yeah one I have heard that can happen though like the egg can get stuck in the in the bird like you’ve got to try and help them like birth the egg yeah they get like egg constipation just give them like signs of encouragement come on you can do it push harder yeah does the Ducks not lay every day so I say again no do the Ducks not lay every second day is it I think so when you get chickens are a bit of quality cuz you get an egg every day from each chicken Nick’s getting like real into this got to get that this is how it starts and you got to get the stons up Nick right you got to figure out how you get the stons up and the best way to do it and eventually when you earn enough money from the farming then you can invest in the animals then you can neglect the farming and just focus on the animals cuz you can get a bigger Barn which has cows and they give you milk every day and when you turn that into cheese oh boy just you wait and then you can age the cheese as well yeah and then make more if you get the upgraded house but you can also get pigs so it means with pigs you can get Truffles and Bouie as [ __ ] are you only interested in the Mayo I am just Mayo wow I’m a mayonnaise farmer just like me and my father before me and his father before him got to be a master of one right yes sure what where the actual [ __ ] is oh we need some apples oh we’ got F did someone literally just put hay in the community center yeah oh I was just about to do it but that’s cool uh come get your EES get my EES mate well if you’re going to the community center I got some Tomatoes tomatoes tomato tomato uh yeah we need a melon as well I guess we’re growing the melons aren’t we yeah but they’re not ready yet uh so I was going to take oh no we do still need hay apparently what do we need the hay for is it the animal bundle what would that be in pantry animal bundle no um Nick can I have a uh one large egg of one white one one brown one and a duck egg you’ll have to wait till tomorrow okay can you save we need three we need those three eggs to put into the community center okay if you if you want then can you help me collect Stone yes where’s well we’re kind of on the same team here Jake yes no we’re not where’s the iron gone there’s no iron in the chest it’s all been smelted but then where is it uh not his infantry probably no it’s not in my inventory hang on Don’t Panic I’ll be around here somewhere unless someone just picked up all the iron and I’m panicking eated it I’m paning the iron bars yes I don’t know I haven’t touched the iron bars trusty well I I don’t have any on me who’s taking the iron bars I don’t have them you have I have none you sure [ __ ] disappearing where did all the iron bars go to I don’t know are we sure that uh who are you about to there sell them all so he could get eggs no you saw that in the selling then none of them got sold we’ve only got two two bits of iron ore so what happened to the iron bars I don’t need iron I need copper that’s what I need uh I I don’t know I haven’t seen are you sure you haven’t used it on something what are you asking well anyone cuz I haven’t used them I haven’t used them no no they’ve gone cool well then Jake can you go down and grab some iron while I go [ __ ] I knew this was coming well cuz I need to drop some [ __ ] off wait uh who used all the iron has it been dropped somewhere by accident no cuz it it wouldn’t be if it has it would have despawned yeah that’s maybe my point oh that would be [ __ ] if that was the case have you checked all the boxes yeah um is it in someone’s inside chest my chest is on the outside if you want to check you can I haven’t I shouldn’t have taken any I’ll check my inside box I don’t think it would have been in there though uh nope no iron in here okay could it be that it is just legit gone which is a bit of a [Music] [ __ ] okay well we just need to get more anyway so that’s the next step yeah I can’t find where this wheat needs to go in the in the bloody thing like I used a few I used quite a bit to make the sprinklers but we had some left over and you went mining for iron and so there would have been a lot of it right well I had like 50 ores but it all got smelted together so it’s only 10 bars so yeah so that means that we would have still had 10 unless it was used on something well how many how many how many things did you make no that was I made them before you did that right so there should be 10 PES knocking around so there should be more yeah right then do when you build a building or anything do you need to um have iron bars for that cuz we have built we’ve upgraded the coupe since then haven’t we you don’t need it for that I believe you use it for you use copper when you do the full upgrade right I I have no idea then can we make a fish pond yet potentially um so I just C oon and if you have a fish and you have sturgeon in them they make uh essentially cavar oh yeah cool so you can make a fat ton of money that way yeah just bug it in the um bug it in the chest for now and then we can put it up later the thing uh I just found 10 iron or in a geode so that’s that’s two iron bars least there’s that um re don’t know where it’s all gone there’s there was only 10 bars there it’s not a huge amount it’s that’s enough like there the difference between an upgrade or not that’s true oh well [ __ ] it we just need to get more right uh now the mines [ __ ] what what crusty if you ever want to see your iron again buy more Ducks yes crusty yes what what have you done what have done with the iron has been awfully quiet I don’t know why you would assume that would be me I thought he was being as suspicious but I didn’t want to call him out I’m going to steal all your poo if you don’t bring it backway that doesn’t seem fair I know you’re missing out BR yeah jeez fine more [Music] IR um oh you could get more ducks yeah more duct doesn’t equal more iron apparently according the sign it does it does um right I’ve got minerals here don’t need to so if the minerals have been donated to the museum do we just [ __ ] sell them what if the minerals have been donated to the museum and we’ve got excess minerals if if you’ve if you’ve uh done the museum donation and you’ve also donated one to Gunther isn’t it yeah isn’t G oh sorry yeah gun through is Museum um I meant if you don’t need one for the community oh yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no okay I’m just going to sell a bunch of these um this stuff thingz it’s good to keep a couple of them for like gifts and [ __ ] if you have to do I generally keep like five of each just in case oh really there’s so many of them though well then keep five and sell the rest like five of each this so that means we’ve got to get five rubies five lemon Stones Five Doll m really yeah that’s a lot of shine sh that is a lot of [ __ ] okay I’ll make a separate chest then for um well actually it’s the most efficient playing the game uh okay I’ll make it another chest all right you sure specifically for minerals the mineral chest is up here which we’ll never [ __ ] use I’m just going to point that out well it’s good to use cuz sometimes you need to do stuff like give Abigail amethysts or okay or like sometimes Emily does a weird Crystal party I don’t [ __ ] know weird Crystal party I don’t know man bring the rose down yeah bring the they’re all just there in the back of the [ __ ] yeah something the yes someone took my copper is someone just [ __ ] around with the i I haven’t touched your copper so maybe it’s the same person who took the [ __ ] iron let see if it’s you I’m the one supplying you with the [Laughter] Ducks what don’t bite the hand that feeds I wouldn’t don’t bite the hand that steals all the iron I haven’t I haven’t all your cover the old Chinese proverb goes bite bread crusts old stale bread crusts at the pool or the park cuz I don’t know where the Dock’s at the pool uh decoration okay I think that’s all the minerals I’ve got oh can we please move the signs to somewhere else that’s not in front of the [ __ ] chests please I got to go all the way around no I can’t even go to the I can’t open the mining box cuz the dog’s in the way don’t blame the dog I’m not I’m blaming someone else put on the okay it’s okay he’s not your he’s just very angry right now oh the poor doggy were you yelling at the doggy you made the Dog sad no not the minute the dog’s all the problem it’s whoever’s putting the signs in front of the [ __ ] chest who would do that someone some buffoon uh minerals minerals I just completed the lake fishing bundle yes you did hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah really uhoh a crusty oh no you ruining the path I I didn’t you can’t prove it uh I’ve got recorded video oh damn you can’t prove it you might be able to prove it [ __ ] I don’t think of the recorded part curses technology in the land of the duck we do not possess such magic what do you possess legs poop nothing but poop po legs in a whole of [ __ ] the dark person poo must be so running as well yeah that’s why I run really fast so like the wind takes care of it what uh right the energy that you met that with Nick was just so Savage clever a man is angry and he wants his copper I feel that’s a a no I mean I I don’t have your copper if I go into your house crust you want to see a blow up the [ __ ] which house is yours I’ve never had crusty laugh like that before that’s that’s such that’s such a naughty such a naughty what’s going on bigger bomb God the man’s got a bomb oh Jesus Christ the man’s chasing me with a bomb the fruit don’t blow up the get out get out of the here [ __ ] off [ __ ] off everyone always chases the duck with a bom this makes me very [ __ ] nervous have you got my copper uh no no I have got I’ve got three copper no what someone is [ __ ] trying to frame me they put the next [ __ ] copper in my chest I’m going to BL up your [ __ ] house oh God who the [ __ ] did that unless you put it in there and you’re trying to pin the FL on somebody else God no this is a why would why would I just outright say that deceit squired well cuz you know we’re looking for it now it’s become hot excuse me Nick why are you in my box I’m looking for the iron there’s two iron in the chest cuz I’ve started to rebuild the backlog of iron all right I’m getting into bed and then we need to call the stream on a very angry note you’ve all been very naughty boys and girls this stream I’ve got some may no moreo oh yeah crusty did wee a little bit there welcome to we team yeah are you we how does it feel to be part of the crew part of the [ __ ] part of the crew feels right yeah he’s going to start growing a starfish on the side of his face now what was that reference to hang on say it again he’s going to stop prusty knows what I want about I know what what was it anyone knows Pirates the car very good very he said part of the ship part of the crew which is what the people on the Fly D say oh yeah yes because the yeah I got it I got it right oh my God Jake’s on a roll he’s gotten another movie reference holy I didn’t really get that one that had to be explained but after yeah these are ready for next time yeah oh I was about to write a sign that said nice melons oh never mind well we can do it next time you Ru the joke should have forgotten by then um I’ll okay oh we should are are we finishing up Gabby cuz you’re going to yeah I’m just doing it cuz it’s here okay fine um thanks very much uh we need to plant the um uh say no cuz it’s the end of the day let’s see than no no don’t don’t you do it Nick Nick Nick Nick [Laughter] God no what he doing blowing up everything why you’re just trying to get a thumbnail in who who would do that oh you’re just such an attention grabber oh my God the whole holy [ __ ] look at that tiny little bomb at the oh Jesus what Fab oh duck person is offering you his rustic plank floor will you accept it accept my except my rustic plank my rustic plank floor thank you um let’s finish up here let’s just skip through the last of the thank and then we’ll call it a day oh my god oh gummy offering you his mayonnaise will you accept it yes an entire J Gabby Gabby look follow me follow me oh I don’t want your Mayon no follow me you better not be going into my container here look in there you [ __ ] is there Iron what he blew up the farm he stole the iron 45 iron four gold and 18 no wait 45 copper four gold and 18 iron oh dear Nick wait hold on I did not blame you Gabby for the copper when we found it in your container says the guy with the B you can’t be trusted cuz I knew you didn’t do it someone’s [ __ ] with us here I wonder who could be [ __ ] going on I wonder who would do that Mr [ __ ] dock [ __ ] over here Mr [ __ ] man more like or [ __ ] person bastard bastard was the worst have crusty game with you they said it’s Hey listen I I have solved the case of the missing eye and then the shiny shiny I deserve some respect by lying and then handing it back at the end of the stream they I didn’t lie at all I found this I’m just not the lying kind of person oh what was that Oh I thought you was that a piece of what did you just drink Nick he’s chugging the Mayo oh mayo oh is that seriously animation for drinking the mayonnaise three May a day that’s way too much mayonnaise holy [ __ ] the fat content in that would make you be sick it’s honestly how you eat it whenever you have pizza you dip it in mayo like yeah but it’s not entire I don’t drink an entire jar that’s [ __ ] ridicul May on pizza so good May pza great it slaps man oh no I can’t I can’t where do you sit on this debate I I’ve zoned out what are you saying Pizza on Mayon I I despise mayonnaise so definitely put mayo on it you may pineapple so definitely put mayo on it deserve it all right thanks so much everyone for watching um let’s 3D thank you thanks very much Andrew Murphy for the uh membership there on YouTube thank you uh Gone Girl teers for the five bucks there uh you pronounce my name so wrong it’s Dragon girl all right but why is it spelled Dr qg Gone Girl thanks very much for the five bucks there uh it does make sense now thank you um thank you very much loaded nut Meg for the T bits thanks very much nut nut and Murphy thanks for1 there I want to say a big thank you to all the W uh to all the wp in hospital waiting to have my colon removed and enjoy a normal life not rushing to the L your comedy and content is keeping me uh smiling right now oh mate that sounds rough I hope you everything sounds sounds [ __ ] yeah thanks thanks very much Andrew and sorry to hear about that dude um yeah hope this your surgery is a success and you can continue living life not rushing into the L constantly cuz that sounds freely yes poo when you want to yes thanks very much Andrew all the best mate Neco cheers for the $5 there hello WP group first time in the live stream thank you for all the laughs and help me through some dark times I love you all heart a some wholesome messages yeah really wholesome guys thanks very much it’s very kind Neco NOA cheers there Ryan thanks for the membership there Prussian gamer thank you for the membership as well thank you uh code name thanks for the $5 there bought some mayor from this newly or farm and farming Town dick milk and I have to say the weirdest tasting Mayo I’ve ever had reminds me of something but I can’t quite put my finger on it but she loved it oh no that’s a good that’s that’s got to be a trip trip advisory review for the farm surely yeah nice there’s this um there’s a song that I used to listen to back when I was feeling in a pretty bad head space and it’s by the band mother mother and it’s called it’s all right um and I would recommend it because it just summarizes the feeling of being like oh you know what it’s fine I’m just a human and I make mistakes and [ __ ] so yeah yeah would recommend because it it helped me through a tough time yeah thanks so much uh Remy gu I think that’s how I’ve said that name hope it’s correct hey guys how are you doing first time catching your stream in a while sitting here enjoying your farming and playing Fallout 4 in the meantime much love thanks very much REM brother very kind um very generous thanks for the $5 there and uh fin finish off Phoenix thank you for the $5 as well question for crusty crusty if you could have one Pokémon any Pokémon which would you have and why uh for after he answers thanks Jake sorry can we just go to the start screen and do this because if we all pass out by the end of the day it will save yeah make sure to save Jake make sure to save no I’m not going to all right just quit go to just go to the title screen we the title screen we got nice wholesome music we’re going to hear Crusty’s answer about which Pokemon he wants uh arus oh interesting oh I wish to command God okay who doesn’t am I right I’m a humble man Jesus you’re okay I can Y imagine what you could do be like I want a skate park Bang Yeah it’s true you want a skate park no but I might one day maybe one day yeah I don’t want to be old anymore bang suddenly I’m a baby cat speak English didn’t think this one through thanks very much for being for that $5 there and Ludwig cheers for the Prime on Twitch as well thanks very much um all right then this finish up here then thanks so much everyone for watching go check out the new video if you haven’t done so already been released about an hour ago uh we’ll be back on Monday probably uh I won’t be I was meant to take today off oh and then it didn’t and um I’m going to take it on Monday we’ll be back on Monday thanks very much everyone else will be back on Monday for watching cheers and we’ll see you next time have a good week guys bye salty
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25 Comments
Another jonked video lol
😅😅🤣
Woahhhhh stardew has an undewater bit
now? 😂
Jake Jonked……
This is a good subnautica mod surprise it works in multiplayer
oh jake…
This seems to be Overnautica
Jake, I don't think this is subnautica
Btw ..it is only me oor does these kind of vids, don't get that much likes aand views ..In tthe end its the same when wpe is streaming..
Is it "Stardew: Sub Zero" or "Subnautica Valley"?
JONK!!!!!!!
videos been "Jonked" 🤣
Jonked Title
Oh subnautica looking different here, is this a DLC?
I love how the thumbnail matches the video title
Jonk definitely did the title.
Well done perfect jonk left his phone in the shitter again
Crusty showed skin demonized lol
I was wondering why it said Subnautica with a stardew thumbnail-
Ellis, you did a JONK! 😂😂😂
Speaking of uncreative colonial naming schemes, Australia's first european name was 'New Holland', then when Cook turned up he called the eastern 2/3rds 'New South Wales', which we obviously got stuck with.
I love how everyone reminded Jake to un-jonk the title. we will be hearing this in the next session when they bring it up.
Jake with long hair bringing the emo
Twot
00:34:00 Yeah down with the monarchy! Move over Jake, Cath's now my favorite
King's portrait, definite Dorian Gray vibes. Kind of looks like something you'd find in Silent Hill after the sirens go off.