My Friend Built Me A TROLL PET DOG STATUE In Our Minecraft World…
welcome back to Squid Island it’s me your president here that’s right we have a Minecraft server in which me jell and crer live on an island together of which I’m president however my term is coming to an end and with the prospect of jelly or crina becoming the next president things are looking a little bit worrying so that’s why we are now turning our attention to securing the strength of borco it is one of the things we set out in our presidency to support local business and that’s what we are doing now yes you guys might feel like we’ve been a little bit har on them but we have to protect ourselves because whoever’s next I feel like chaos will occur we’ve managed to keep things peaceful and prosperous on this island throughout our presidency but now with it coming to an end we won’t have the power to keep that going anymore the task that I assigned jelly and crina we did a little bit sneakily to try and get them to help increase the strength of bco jelly was tasked to build a bone statue and Kina had to replace the borco weat farm which he destroyed but I did what uh what is that there is a massive sign over in cran land let’s go see what’s going on over there now one thing we also forgot to do a little bit of a sneaky one by the way is we didn’t do a law in the group video which means that well we can still do it we’ll be adding a lore at the end of this video stick around to find out anyway what’s what’s this what’s happening why does what is why is this the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life vote Craner look I’ll be honest having Craner as president might not be that bad of a thing for us the issue is with jelly is jelly is vengeful that guy will take revenge on anyone and everything so having him as president he’ll probably just wipe out Squid Island to try and make himself strong whereas Craner as president I don’t know I feel like borco could still be strong and won’t be damaged and the island would be safe I I think anyway maybe we should endorse someone what do you guys think let me know let me know if you think we should officially endorse an actual president he’s obviously not going to be liking us as much because well we did do some uh shaving of the camel statue here but I do think it’s important for squid Iden to preserve its boundaries and we should have a process for if people want to extend their land otherwise well technically you could just extend your land forever if we didn’t have a system for permitting it well Craner could just fill all of this in and just have an unlimited size so without actually securing that and having a process for people to apply it would just go crazy but yeah cran has made a massive vote Craner sign interesting decision let’s go check on the other thing that he was supposed to do which was he needed to rebuild our farm did they pay their taxes yet oh they have 64 diamonds I paid this but it’s ridiculous all right well let’s not build signs on our platform over here oh oh let’s go check in with Bor and cap hey guys how you doing don’t worry I’ve got some plans for today we’re going to make you guys a bit more comfortable B you can come with me okay so this is um this is uh let’s get you out the way there buddy this is uh wait oh crane is Tas with Josh automatic wheat farm by the way your VES are having fun in boats I love them right he’s made me an automatic wheat farm this doesn’t feel automatic I was I I mean I had the villagers here because I thought he was going to make a proper Factory where the villagers Auto farm this thing but let’s click this button okay oh look at that yeah I mean it’s it’s it’s like almost like a copy paste of the one that Jelly’s built it’s a pretty basic Farm but there we go I mean the resources are going into the bottom we have a doorway here as well for accessing and maintenance well I I mean I I guess he’s he’s done it we we now have a wheat farm so thanks crina appreciate you what is that wait a sec so I asked jelly to build a bone statue why does that look like a dog all right let’s let’s head on over there and see what’s going on wait a sec has he built a dog a dead dog what the heck is this guy absolutely unhinged he has built a statue of Bor dead where are you bork buddy buddy bork don’t look don’t look why is he aiming his butt towards us also this statue is so big like we needed this space to build factories and he has taken up like a massive chunk of this land I’m so sorry you have to see this book so that’s great um one of the potential future presidents of bork island is now threatening to kill my pet Bor the inspiration for the entire borco business which is basically single-handedly provided many of the resources for Squid Island that is insane I am absolutely shook that he has done that b no don’t look look away look away look away please let’s get out of here this is this is kind of crazy all right let’s try and calm down a bit cuz this is all feeling a little bit too intense right now that’s wild that is actually wild that that’s happened let’s focus on something to make bork a little bit happier I am going to be doing some upgrades uh to an area that we’re going to have dedicated for bork and Cat we’re going to build like a little dog house we’re going to have grass we do need some dirt first why is this dirt here wait it’s covering up we’ve got Jelly’s entire alarm system and he’s literally threatening to kill our dog so I think it’s clear that we need to kick him out we can’t be having someone threatening us so let me just gra this dirt real quick and I think genuinely what I’m going to do is I’m going to be removing all of this we don’t want the presence of jelly ink on this island well on our land anymore if he’s threatening to kill the most important thing that we have I know I asked him to build a bone statue but he knew I was talking about the bone item that bork loves dearly all right we’ve gotten rid of that I think what we’re going to do we are going to return these items to jelly ink CU I don’t want him to try and say that we’ve been stealing or anything and then we’re going to give him notice that we require him to remove the rest of the pieces of equipment and whatever we’re going to say and we’re going to Cease the contract or whatever let’s just make sure this is all just broken and not functioning as much as possible okay that’s that’s that’s going to do the job a little bit all right I think I’ve got most of the pieces at least uh yeah all right let’s quickly run over and drop this stuff off what is jelly doing over here he’s looks like he’s under construct on he’s replacing changing his wall or something I don’t know all right let’s uh Chuck this down all right here we go due to the threats made against the life of Bor I Bor Co CEO slogo am officially terminating services provided by jelly ink for the security of vco and sloger land please remove all remaining equipment ASAP all right let’s slap that down in there and okay we’re done all right I’m sorry about all of this book book I mean it’s just it’s it’s terrible and this is why I’m starting to lean the way of just thinking that maybe Craner should be president I mean this guy like he’s basically almost never done anything mean and if anything we’ve just been too mean to him I mean like as president I I tried to be equal and and it’s difficult at times but sometimes you do have to step back and realize that um sometimes you make mistakes and our number one priority is strengthening borco and making sure it survives and bork as well and maybe crane is the answer to that cuz jell is probably not all right Next Step let’s get rid of this stuff we are going to be taking these resources and heading on H upstairs cat you can come as well oh let’s get rid of all of this stuff as well oh God like the fact that we and all these tunnels that are going to be beneath what is it with jelly that everything he does results in like a million tunnels appearing I mean remember that one time he literally built a tunnel under this Tower to try and explode it with TNT it’s really easy just to forget stuff like that any built obsidian is this supposed to be a troll all right that’s done we don’t have carpet in here so we can get rid of that as well let’s head on upstairs so this floor we are going to be turning into a paradise for cat and bork so no longer are we going to be focusing on it being a bedroom for us we want it to be a land of enjoyment to do that we are first of all I mean we can’t change the flooring itself because it is literally that floor so we’re going to be building a grass area and then like a little house as why is there a hole here that was probably one of the other two so yeah let’s get building this out we’ll go grab some more resources so we’ve got this green area all set up now I think we might even plant like a tree cuz dogs love to pee on trees and stuff but I also want to make a little area like a dog house but on a smaller scale so I’m just going to get a couple different resources that I think I might need oh yeah I can also add like a little Pond as well that would be really cute let’s do that on this side so that looks like it could be a good area um hang on a second we need to make an infinite water source I how could I be so silly oh no we can literally see the dead BK statue from here that’s not good at all let’s fill that up there cover that back over over and then maybe on the other side we’ll have the tree here I think that’ll fit and then we can build the house here I think could do it like this we want it to be big enough for the both of them obviously but we also want to be able to make it through the side oh no wrong thing and then we can go with like a a plank flooring okay okay okay we’re on to something here and then I think we’ll just use these for the top all right that kind of works it’s like a cute little dog house I guess wondering whether we should uh have it come one further or two further out I actually think that does look quite good but also provides that little bit of a gap there as well I do want to add some lighting think we can actually start off quite nicely with adding some in the corners here and I’ve just grabbed a cauldron block now now that can add uh work as like a dog bowl have we still got yeah we’ got the carpet so that can be like a little dog bed there oh look that looks great okay so the dog house is looking good what do we add in this area though feel like I mean it it is nice to have like a little open area I guess let’s put these guys inside for now maybe we could just put like a park bench that would be kind of nice so yeah let’s go grab a few more things all right so we got sapling go there I don’t really know how this is going to look oh that’s a carpet let’s go okay that’s not too bad cuz I think what we do is then we just prune this thing up kind of like how we’ve had trees down below as well there you go that looks great I actually think that looks really good it does feel like we could add a bit of a pathway here with dirt but let’s also add our seating area just in here a nice little seating area and then maybe we could add a table cool for that we’re going to need a fence I still find it so irritating that fences require sticks it’s not necessary and no one’s asked for it we’ll put that there and then one pressure plate boom nice little Park area and maybe we’ll even use some of our bone meal just to add a bit of grass so this can be like a little Natural Area and then this is the play partk oh man this looks great all right I think this has been a big Improvement and hopefully that they’re not too up upet about you know the whole statue threatening their Liv situation yeah that that was that’s not ideal at all I mean feel like we need to almost block this area off from them being from them seeing it all right guys I’m going to leave you up here wait maybe I could add a little bit of a light source in here all right enjoy your time uh we’ve got other things to do we’ve got to keep this ship afloat don’t worry oh no look at that you can literally see the skeleton over there oh okay um actually we can update this one oh that’s a bit slightly the wrong way around I like to just update this as much as possible because it does help give you a little bit of context on what’s going on around here it really also just shows like it’s crazy how big jelly area really got from extending that land all the way out here it’s It’s just tough I mean if we had a way a rule to really make it reliable it wouldn’t be a problem but we just we can’t just be going adding land like crazy I just build a bridge here and just turn that into slowo land as well okay the one thing I do need to do is I need to go on a bit of a mining trip it’s time that we put our Fortune free pickaxe to a bit of work because we only have about half the diamonds we need for our big tax uh so let’s just go and do that now we’re just going to basically strip mine I think that’s going to be the easiest way to do it let’s head on out I do feel like it’s g a bit harder to get diamonds I mean I it used to be the sort of thing you just head down and just strip mine and you’d be able to just get diamonds Super quickly but I don’t think that it’s as effective as it used to be let’s go okay all right this is what we’re talking about was that the right pickaxe for Fortune okay well for a second there I thought we weren’t using the right thing but we’re on our way we we do have around 30 diamonds left over so we only need about 34 I mean exactly 34 probably oh hello oh hello okay baddies just the one okay oh we’ll be leaving sorry sorry so this will probably wipe us almost fully out I think I I need to double check how many we’ve got but um you know I’m I’m thinking of plans that we can really use to to to get that wealth back I’m still working on it but it’s possible so let’s grab that there we got our stack let’s go drop the tax off and it’s also time to write up our LW who’s who’s this we got two two receptionists in here now right okay uh 64 diamonds this island is going to be pretty rich okay time for the lore all right here it is uh law number five the president must be paid a portion of the wealth in the squid Island Vault based on the success of the island throughout the presidential term the measurement of success is to be determined by the current president now hear me out hear me out you might have immediately thought when hearing that whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa I don’t really intend on taking anything however if the island towards the end of my term just goes to Absolute chaos I only think that realistically borco can be trusted to sustain that wealth considering we’ve managed to generate it all over our presidency we can really be the only ones that can look after it in my opinion but however if we feel like everything is okay when we head over to the next person basically if we feel like it’s maybe Craner who’s going to be a bit more you know less insane like jelly the ex dictator then I guess we’ll just pay ourselves one Di or whatever the minimum is however if things go a little bit wrong it gives us the ability to keep secure the hard work that Squid Island has put in Love Me Or Hate Me I’ve always said that we need to support borco and the island woo
In today’s video I need to secure the strength of Bork Co, as my Presidency of Squid Island, our #minecraft survival series, comes to an end.
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Crainer was the one who reunited Slogo & Jelly, and he also decided to divide up the parts of the island for themselves, which is now known as Squid Island. If he hadn't done this, the island wouldn't have come into existence. VOTE FOR CRAINER!
I think Craner should be president too
Josh IS EVIL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wey hazte bork co
Josh in the dog play area you should add a conduit as a ball like this comment so josh sees it
crainer isnt a good president jelly is far better
He really called squid Island for bork island
#JELLYFORPRES
Since I can not voye you I vote crainer
Y'all need to remember that jelly was being a dictator when he was mayor he was so bad everything fell apart because of him Josh jelly and Crainer had to leave separate ways because jelly was so bad and Josh killed him
Josh says this as good for squid island but in fact he's just thinking about himself. Jelly and Craner had every right to be mad with slogan get an island. When jelly had 5 block Extended And Josh just cut it off.
15:14 that face says everything🤣😅💀
I love slogo he’s so funny
And for the diamond thing I think josh wants to make sure that he has all the riches and diamonds in the server. Please vote for crainer
GUYS IM SO SORRY BUT SO NOT VOTE FOR JELLY I FEEL SO BAD FOR BORK 😢😢
I vote for crainer❤
josh saying vote crainer to protect his island lmao
Slogo should make Bork and Kat breed
I feel like Josh makes sense, but it also feels like that new law is a little TOO MUCH in his favor.
2 hours ago 😅
Wheres the new ultimate chicken horse update vid?
I don't think jelly knows about kat maybe he does and Crainer knows I'm pretty sure
At 1:43 slogo was spittin facts
Bruh
This is why i dont like slogo 15:39
Are you allowed to vote since your name isn’t on there no more?
14:07 gained all those extra diamonds but didnt gain any lvls eh? 😂😂
Vote crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrainerrrrrrrrrrrrrr as president
Vote Crainer!
Bork co needs to be destroyed!
you should do minecraft hunters vs speedrunner again
How did jelly troll u? u told him to build a bone statue of bork so why are u mad at him?
We should vote slogo for the meme 😂
If Crainer becomes President you could try and become his political advisor.
they should add mods o squid island it would make it interesting
Yay
#votecrainerforgreater
the funny thing was that even though jelly extended his term he only went crazy when he got assassinated and was probably the best president
if jelly becomes the new pres and kills bork or katt then i am joining squid city and 1v1 jelly blow up jelly land and take all his items
To be honest slogo jelly is not a dictator you are dictator.
Endorse!!!!
U know wats funny😂 the people complaining about him are the people who voted for him twice 😂😂😂😂😂
Crianer😊
I’m not liking this….. a war is bound to start, and as shown from last times, this might truly be the end for squid island…
Anyone else notice the netherite pick is missing and is in jelly’s inventory
I vote creamer
Josh be really underestimating crainer, bro remember what he did to pig town in the past 💀. He's the most vengeful guy out them all.
Definitely voting Jelly
Unluke the other "troll" minecraft towns this one is like history. Wars,complicated situations,prison,realistic borders,dictatorship,laws,taxes it is very fun to watch unlike the other ones where is trolling always but here the trolls don't make a chaos but an arguement or a fallout
I definitely think hiring Slager is the new president is key. He may not exactly know what he’s doing, but at least he’s not going to destroy the entire island like jelly would if he had power.
jelly or crainer be like as president :
I will burn this place down (bork co)