2 guys suffer in Terraria’s Eternity Mode for 7.5 hours
Me and my friend Jacob recently beat eternity modood from Fargo Soul mod and let me tell you that [ __ ] is hard I made a full video about our experience and I actually put two full months of planning and scripting and filming into it so that sounds sort of up your alley you
Should go check it out but if you’d rather watch 7 and 1/2 hours of me and my friend grinding bosses and saying very mildly funny things then this is your video okay cool toen squirrel it’s like Trojan Trojan condoms oh I think it actually did it actually use it this
Time I hadn’t used it up the past couple times but okay good ah lasers lightning lightning chain lasers that’s no come on man piss off and kill yourself you rat bastard uhuh I might have not made enough arrows he’s coming for your booty he hit my booty M what the are those
Squirrels sure squirel NPC got the top hat oh [ __ ] I’m trying to break this middle section cuz it’s really close to Breaking I don’t know what happens when we do break it but oh he’s flying now oh he what bad bad oh [ __ ] they move yeah bad squirrel no biscuit actually really
Loud he’s going Super Saiyan you broke a part okay I broke two parts actually like at the same time okay you’re damn squirrel waterfall I should have gone down instead of up I don’t know why I went up am I doing any damage your fire is oh he come okay so
Going down is not the play he comes down with you okay he’s headless he’s scarier now he’s so low oh what damn whoa actually the piercing from down there the piercing is actually good cuz hitting all of his Parts at once that’s my point I hate this damn chain
Thing holy [ __ ] the piercing is crazy yeah gave me the squirrel coat arms this time oh my God it really is we melting this guy I didn’t realize each section would take the damage individually dropping grenades on him you get owned armored um you should help with right for fighting this guy what
You have a lot of heal uh-huh it’s cuz he just spawned to slam dunk right on top of me okay now I’m good we can actually use the nurse in this un like Inferno this guy’s got less Health than the uh squirrel he has flying slimes yeah does have
Those ah you should go heal with the nurse where’s the nurse she’s up a little bit hey no come back come on come on come to me come to Papa oh buddy there was a slime ball on the sky hold on watch this yeah I’d love to watch oh do you
Not get to watch no oh that yeah something they’re fixing the next Terraria update is there making it where whenever you die if you’re uh in multiplayer you can spectate better all right I got my big ball ready go get him [ __ ] get him get him wow all right King [ __ ] he’s going
To be hit with the burn and a frost burn he’s going down to Pound Town that’s what they say about him he goes down the ass cheeks of Victory I don’t like his little slime dudes that he shoots out I don’t like his slime rain that you just have to not
Get hit by like that I also don’t like spot where you teleport Tel reports like he has 6,000 ping what is that what is that [ __ ] he keeps teleporting I don’t know if it’s intentional or if it’s like lag it looks more like lag teleporting to me but tin
Slime teleports well but he doesn’t do the animation he’s just like appearing like rubber banding I see the animation okay well I I see it sometimes but like there he just tele orted I’m really bad at dodging the sky slime I was doing good until he said
That and then I immediately got hit by it hey King Slime don’t mind me I missed the heal button like five times and it really stressed me out where are you going come here slimy motherucker what is that [ __ ] how I’m a believer I’m a believer I’m on team
Believer hey you say the oh [ __ ] he was rocking up to the Christmas tree what Why didn’t it it just didn’t work it didn’t work I clicked the button the game knows there we go why did I have cthulu awaken Jacob I’m not in the server oh I was tabbed
Out and I cthulu just rolled up on me and he’s shooting stuff at me out of culu ow hold on it’s time for time for snowball trying to hit him I don’t know if the snowball is doing anything oh it’s supposed to be like you’re pushing the snowball that’s why
When you touch it it spins more okay well he diced me up I think I need about 100 more defense oh [ __ ] bang see you [ __ ] slow down a little bit I tried to build in some I mean I I followed the terrain but I also put some
Random ups and downs when it is uh straight for a while to help our chances of dodging we can also jump time to speed up teleportation I was hit by bleeding hello friend okay I coming from the other side that’s classy all right got to speed up hit
That bumper all right let’s go I’m out of here only that if that falling star would hit him it would have done a thousand damage which would have helped me out so much here come on bro God you’re a pain in the ass to hit I think I’ve missed every arrow I’ve
Shot in the past five minutes there we go there’s a couple [ __ ] could you please make my life slightly easier and not pull this baloney there we go okay so maybe get letting him get a little bit closer as the play makes them easier to
Shoot oh my god oh oh my goodness man oh my goodness oh goodness me man one went right above my head holy [ __ ] come on I just need like two stray arrows to hit them oh my God that got stressful at the end we need him okay he just despawned okay mine’s
Not my body is going to get its tight hole demolished I will not be able to get out of this tight hole cuz he will be touching my tight hole oh it’s already happening it’s happening so bad Jacob you wouldn’t it’s fine I Soo I so low yeah
He only has four times as much health as I can he not leave the underground in this version we Go equipping Jester’s arrows he’s weird and fleshy looking in this I don’t know how to feel about that kind of makes me uncomfortable oh he’s getting AIT lag I’m I’m I’m in there I’m in there I’m in there yeah that’s good you’re holding his aggro though so oh wow rapid fire cursed Fireballs
Wow homing cursed Fireballs that’s messed up wow I don’t like either those ow wow homing and Rapid Fire cursed Fireballs that’s super messed up come here [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa bro Jester zero the living hell out of this guy you should drink a health potion man
I already did are you sure doesn’t look like look you see what’s happening to me this guyy stay out of his balls better I say as I’m in his balls if he wraps around you like that and spawns the balls there’s nothing you can do you’re dead yeah we need a bigger
Arena okay avoiding Fireballs is goal number one actually goal number one is staying out of his crotch goal number two is avoiding his Fireballs slime okay nope no fast homing Fireballs today oh out of Jester arrows I’m just shooting nor wait V Thorn haha V Thorn pierces I know this I’ve used this
Weapon before on occasion okay now there’s many of him ow ow ow ow ow you got this okay come on come okay I need go a little higher he’s not coming into my snowball snowball oh I think it reached its maximum oh I ran out of Mana that’s I’m
In his [ __ ] I’m sorry for your loss I’m out of Mana I don’t have any accessories to deal with that particular issue yet okay I got my Mana back time for a new snowball snowball that worked well oh dog [ __ ] no it’s not it did good damage I’m just
Going to leave spiky balls all over the platform and hope that it does damage I’m stuck I’m stuck on the wall I’m stuck on a wall I’m stuck on a wall I’m stuck on a wall I’m stuck in every oh my hey the Arena’s a little bit
Small I was running along the top platform dodging him and then but the top platform is not oh yeah top platform is a bad place to be you don’t want to be there yeah spiky balls seem to be kind of good though cuz they stay on the platform so
Whenever he comes through again eat [ __ ] on them if I eat [ __ ] I mean takes a little bit of damage not that much heast beats my ass more than I I respawn wait what I no you died I respawned that’s crazy hold on I’m going to give you half my spiky
Balls and you’re going to stay away from the top platform so we’re just going to absolutely litter this place with balls are you ready all right oh I didn’t know you have one he really likes getting you inside of him real fast I died oh now he’s doing it to me oh get
Me out of here oh get me out of here oh get me out of here sometimes he just he does it so Thea need to be bigger I think that’s the only spiky ball SP balls lots of spiky balls why why did it instantly spawn on me why did that green blob instantly
Spawn on me cuz he does that n i play enough slyther iio not to get in the center your dumb [ __ ] wow it is so much easier to dodge now that’s incredible it’s that makes a world of difference I haven’t got hit yet uh uh and now I got hit but it was
By a [ __ ] Eater of souls I’m currently trapped inside of him that’s all right now it’s not it was all right before you died but now it’s no longer all right I I couldn’t get out of it there spiky balls everywhere oh yeah look at that you like that damage
Idiot you like that spiky ball damage okay now I start attacking with my real weapons now that your health is basically gone for my balls I forgot to put my Tulu Shield back on this whole fight I was using my mining accessory I forgot I had one I respawned
Again oh well that’s useful cuz um nice are you [ __ ] what owned boink oh she looks man is she en rag cuz we’re not fighting her in her home no she she just has a new skin you get Crush flamed idiot hold on I’m going to spiky ball
Her she runs through all these spiky balls she’s done for just leave a couple on every platform get some nice chip damage in all right Queen be get your ass down here come in the spiky balls yeah see how you like them huh she summoned a little guy she summons minions
Goons this guy’s kind of a chump though I killed her Trump I’m shooting her oh ra two whoa whoa whoa who I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up that was a lot of bees Das again Dash again come on come at me I didn’t mean it I didn’t mean it I
Didn’t mean it it’s not fair when you teleport in front of me two of them oh I’m getting real low I got both of them on me so I can hit them both at once yeah you jumps I don’t know how to do that’s hard to dodge
Which one her big the the billion bees if you stand directly below her they don’t hit you they go out and like a weird arc on both sides you just have shoot them at me when you did it I guess hey potion up see right below her it’s safe there we
Go yeah I did so much damage here we go it’s going to be really sad if we get him really close and then goes daytime but that’s the that we’re taking oh what the hell when I used the summon it just set it to 7:30 p.m. for 1 minute and now
It’s back to 2 a.m. that’s weird I wonder did I get stuck what did I hit what I fall damage what the damn that went well I collided with something midair and it stopped my Dash and I fell to my death I needin a lucky horseshoe I have one but I’m not wearing
It right now so I can have the worm scarf yeah I think we we definitely need more verticality in the platforms we need like a really high platform level we can hook up to to get away from him I don’t even think he’s that much of a problem I I
Just I fell and forgot that there’s fall damage in this game BR need to stop giving me every debuff ever both his hands are almost down that’s one there’s the other and now it’s B time I only have like one minute before he goes into dungeon guardian mode but
Whatever this mode seems so far exactly like vanilla we definitely could have taken him if I hadn’t died he only seems to have the one extra move and it’s not really that good it’s really easy to dodge okay no he has that move too D B now he’s doding Guardian all right I
Went okay thought I won that didn’t win that is he back is he back is he back is he back he’s back we have the summon in the storage I have the summon right here in this guy’s body look at that damage look at that sweet sweet damage oh sweet tasty or
Damage yummy yummy in my tummy I can’t move I can’t move I can’t move I can’t move I’m fro I was frozen I was frozen I got frozen Skeletron do effect freeze your game I like how the the way to dodge his weird skull X thing is to just keep walking left or
Right it simply do I feel like I’m doing no damage I feel like I’m doing an incredible amount of damage hitting things is Rangers hard no one told me you’re literally using a homing weapon right now which is funny it only homes once you hit him no
You can shoot the ground and then turn into bees and then you can they’ll just find him oh [ __ ] ouch I can’t I can’t heal what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] I’m I got I the frozen I’m frozen I’m frozen why why why why moving to me you see me
Moving yeah you see me nice I keep freezing I randomly freeze in place and nothing happens and then I come back and all my health is gone I was literally dodging everything that’s so annoying he regrew his hands why can he do that dude not cool bro not
Cool just SK one has like four phases it has many phases it takes you to kill his damn head pleas Be he’s really determined to not let me get out of the dungeon Area we’re actually demolishing this right now be be be be be be my head so bad he did not punish me for it somehow move so [ __ ] easy to do holy [ __ ] I love when he do that move can you do that I am I need to I need to do
Something I keep thinking this mine cart is a platform and I jump and then I take fall damage you take fall damage oh I don’t have my thing on I don’t think bage who bro all right you got this you’re going to win whoa bro whoa bro whoa bro cool it
Bro cool it man cool it with the anti-semitic remarks what the [ __ ] all right B B B has your [ __ ] ass still not eaten that life Crystal perhaps wee ouch hey hey hey get off of me go chase the other guy no I’m good with him on you
Actually I don’t like him on me I love his move that slows my shooting down to a snail’s pace that one’s really awesome I love his move that slows me down to a snail’s pace so we can catch up to me in one that does both at the same time that one’s my
Favorite oh I actually got hit by that I did too cuz I couldn’t move I was just I was way off I was off he was off my screen so I didn’t know where he was summoning it in I got this this is going to be easy he chases you hands be
Gone wench ow what is he okay he some little guys that’s cool damn your homing skulls you should off yourself Skeletron no one loves you your mother doesn’t love you I don’t love you no one in the world loves you except for stupid people cuz anyone that loves you is by
Definition a stupid person oh mama ow [ __ ] what do you want for me what do you want you want me to [ __ ] [ __ ] and come and die yes I think that’s exactly what he wants yeah I think so keep doing it [ __ ] boy I wonder if he I actually think he
Just regrow his hands at half health I don’t think he I don’t think it’s a time thing give us your body sir okay time to get into the gamer he oh that was your fire I thought he was firing laser beams no that’s me yeah that’s that’s Prime you’re thinking of
You’re thinking of the wrong guy that’s well that’s why I was confused I was like he doesn’t normally do that he is making quite a metallic sound when I shoot him though right now which is interesting and he looks pretty metallic too and he shoots he has like gun shoots
Ow dude stop smacking he’s [ __ ] slapping he’s pimp mode right now holy [ __ ] absolute pimp mode almost got his hands there go one down hey you’re not supposed to start shooting homing skulls till we break both your hands you cheater all we go other one is
Um come on that hurt a lot ow ow homing school man need to take his aggro off of me for a second okay there we go may need to chill out with the Homing skulls yeah those two oh he throws out bones that hurt us yeah
He’s got bones he also has this move that throws out skulls and like an arc behind them okay there it is he’s probably he’s getting close to regrowing his uh arms you deser have unless he doesn’t actually do it at half and we’re mistaken there we
Go arms are back but he’s also doing all his other moves which is ow oh wow wow wow wow wow that skull was flying at Mach 25 oh my God yeah he just they home in hey I just respawned he despawned there we go whoa he’s spawning
Skeletons uh I think he does that on occasion ow oh he is yeah I just got hit by one annoying little Ras Co don’t okay it’s rude he uses his hands like whips and just slaps you with them that’s the move that keeps getting
Me by SKS cuz they fly so fast it’s just the hands stop it stop it and he still got me no matter where he is his hands can always reach me yeah he really does just [ __ ] slap he like an abusive X he’s just is domestically violenc me every
Day and here’s the Homing skills wow I’m doing way worse this time throw some bees his way see how he likes some bees I you like bees son oh barely dodged that and then got trapped in his head okay oh I know why he keeps doing so much damage to
Me whenever he hits you he gives you the defenseless debuff which makes it where you have zero defense which is really not cool homing skulls homing skulls homing skulls homing skulls he changes Hager on to me for Once oh and his hands are back okay no [ __ ] slap no [ __ ] slap oh I don’t know how much damage I’m doing but I sure am dodging no oh my gosh stop with the [ __ ] SL oh wow oh wow oh wow you see this is this
Move gets me he sends out a swarm of little dungeon guardian heads and they just home in on you that one’s majorly problematic okay there we go his hands are stacked I like it when his hands are stacked on top of each other so so I can
Oh wow thank God my eye frames are so long [ __ ] uh-oh what okay so he just despawns if even one of us dies he just leaves let’s go let’s kill this [ __ ] oh ow Skellington I’m stunned I’m stunned I’m stunned I’m bringing them this way so no slapping me your pimp pants fill
With rings I like keeping my teeth in my mouth not knocked out of it I just saw two skeletons pop out of him just jumped out like Mario and Luigi that was actually them that was Mario and but they died and Skeletron ate them nice try [ __ ] I don’t get pimp
Slapped that’s really good for you wish that was me okay both his hands are real low no stop trying to slap me get your hands out of here there we go one down other one is down there yeah ohow oh that was bad timing Be all the bees at after I can’t out of the game oh okay that one if you just wait for them to all get in the line you can jump over most of them okay he’s got his hands back oh my God and I have 80 health I out of the game again
How are you tapping out of the game you should stop doing that I keep cing off my screen Skyler moment I get to pay what just hit me more attention to my character maybe he’ AG on to me for a couple seconds I wish he would maybe if I stop shooting
Him ow I have 50 health and no defense because of his damn debuff okay I just got Resurrected I died but my enchantment resurrected me means I could heal so not all bad half the time when he does his targeting thing he just doesn’t shoot his hands are both
Half but we also only have 30 seconds before he goes dungeon guardian mode damn it this this could have been the one hold on it still can be don’t give up hope just got to do a lot of damage in uh 30 seconds okay one hand down one more to go we can
Beat oh no unfortunate no unfortunate really [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] dick Tickler dick Tickler keep your pimp hands away from me man Jesus missed you missed you missed ah I’m so sorry I’m not sorry idiot you are lying to get away from I’m sorry just [ __ ] kidding no don’t touch one hand down other
Hand is not it was supposed to go down so I could say why can’t I drink water why can’t I drink water why can’t I drink water drink water I oh my goodness gracious glory to arka huh huh to who AR man who the hell is that [ __ ] I’m throwing I’m selling
I’m literally selling I’m selling I’m selling I’m selling I’m selling what are you selling myself B [ __ ] [ __ ] I got this I solo him boo thinks he can take me ow would be nice if I could attack at the full rate that I’m supposed to but that’s not that important
Yeah keep doing that [ __ ] [ __ ] see if I care I’ll take your ass down any day of the week take you down to supper take you out for a nice dinner and wine and then I’ll leave you idiot the oh I just realized so you know how
Normally if you hit his head during arm phase it just does like chip damage mm you can’t even damage him with his arms in this mode oh well that’s good love that every time you hit him he heals back up to whatever Health he was at come on my health potion okay it’s
Fine I’m back use that accessory switch to worm scar for extra defense 2 seconds get my potion back got my potion okay now I finish this boo out of my face oh my God that seems like so much so many more skulls than there were before am I crazy oh my God
Stop cursing me you rat bastard no holy [ __ ] he’s just continuously spraying me what what he’s entered dungeon guardian form why does he just have this and I do only do one damage and I just have to survive 20 more hits [ __ ] die holy [ __ ] you idiot I
Solo that [ __ ] [ __ ] that guy solo the [ __ ] out of him so much damage uh cool you ready yeah okay sir 20,000 you only has 20,000 I forg you be Point like f you have to be Point Blank I forgot you have to be Point Blank oh my god he has a
Thing that lets us we can’t stand on platforms or use hooks he’s a debuff you’re kidding me you’re [ __ ] me you’re [ __ ] my balls my you’re [ __ ] on my testicles he’s he’s actively [ __ ] on my testicles I keep landing on his brain his Cranium his Chrome
D oh [ __ ] that move hey keep distracting him for a little bit huh what the huh Button Mash H bro made it nighttime and did that all things considered he’s at half [Applause] Health [ __ ] cut that out that’s not fair that’s not fair ah you moving during it how are you
Moving during it during during what he has his hands on you what no I broke out of that oh you game must be behind the times now there’s two of them he’s doing a brand of cthulu [ __ ] knock it off lasers no one said there be lasers okay considered better skon he’s easier
Thanon def yeah I got seven spiky balls put them on the ground just for some extra damage do you have your hi pack on yep okay good I do too whenever you get low just run away from him and I’ll trade off take his aggro so one of us stays near
Him currently I’m balling okay not balling not balling not balling not balling not balling okay now they RIS can hit him when he traps someone in the cage okay I think he’s on me now okay he’s smacking me while I’m in the cage he doesn’t normally do that
That’s pretty rude wow he’s beating my ass so hard right now he doesn’t he’s not happy not you have to stay so close to him it’s crazy think it’s even I’m going to die what the I’m getting comboed he’s just comboed me he’s comboing me he’s comboing me Wombo
Combo laser yeah can’t forget the laser beam sir deer Mr deer I’m I’m [ __ ] up so bad I’m [ __ ] up so bad I’m [ __ ] up oh my God oh my God I’m [ __ ] up so bad I’m [ __ ] up so bad I keep accidentally dashing I’m [ __ ] up so bad
Ow I’m doing so bad exactly the worst you get he gives like 100 different debuffs all the boss dudes quite irritating really so you don’t have time to like exactly wait and read all of them okay he’s in bad mode oh okay it spawned him in me you see that [ __ ] uh oh
I’m okay cut it out okay okay okay of course okay of course but I’m revived I’m resurrected I’m born again okay oh oh of course he put it up there that makes sense [Applause] that hit me every time [Applause] he’s stunlocking me [ __ ] off sir there’s a laser
Beam you’re too far away he’s oh no he is taking damage he’s just still in weird color mode I just got hit three times by that one attack cuz of how the jumps lined up no laser ow I’m frozen I got this got this little L got this little L what the he’s
Spamming no there we go I died but I got him I’m an ow all right well let’s go devan’s curs what the oh she’s huge okay okay I can’t hit her I cannot hit her she only has 35,000 health so it should be fine glad I got the flame lash for this
Fight cuz it’s making things easier oh she just summoned like eight M Hearts she’s an eagl what she’s an eag girl what what what is happening she’s an eag girl Jacob that’s what she is Paladin’s hammers do we still get her as an NPC after we beat our
Ass I don’t know I’ll try out I guess hopefully man homing would be so nice for how small of her hit box is yeah that’s why I I’m using only the flame lash cuz that thing has this thing has like the craziest homie you can get in prey hard mode
I’m just shooting in a direction or hoping I’m hitting we’ll find out from the damage breakdown if you are succeeding in that endeavor oh hit Box’s gone phase two okay or something whoa don’t tou the circle oh she traps Us in here we’re stuck we’re stuck that sucks that blows
That blows that blows dick balls hard mode mimics she dropping hard mode mimics on us man she also drops a lot of healing those hearts no those hearts do damage those are damage those are damage I thought I was I was chilling you got pranked by her you fell for her for prank
Stun reload man Sandstorm oh stun yeah I see it okay here we go Dodge the oh Medusa headset I’m stunned I’m call H holy [ __ ] I I so there was nothing I could do to avoid that it’s probably something we just aren’t aware of it I was Stone not the good way
Either wow a half I feel like we could have won if we if we knew how to counter the stoning PR not flame lash flame lash is the play okay oh she told me she was like you in here okay lasers it’s nice of those hearts to stay in the same place every
Time oh she’s already using the skon move she didn’t do that till Phase 2 last time she like randomized uh-oh okay that’s not the big laser that small laser they just the devs of this mod were like what if we put every projectile in the game in one boss fight
What if they made the ultimate bullet Hill and then they came up with this ow oh bother I don’t know if you noticed but she has a Effect called purify that gets rid of all your Buffs that she throws on you like every 2 seconds how long does it last like 3
Seconds oh that’s not that bad well she throws it on you every two seconds for like 2 seconds so you know you have like one second with your Buffs and then it’s actually not that bad but oh [ __ ] what the she just beat my ass with that axe
Oh here we go I don’t like this phase I don’t like this face at all I’m stunned I’m stunned I’m just stunned I’m internally stunned eternally stunned eternally stunned okay Dodge Hearts Dodge Hearts Dodge Hearts it’s fine as long as you oh lasers oh she’s axing me she’s axing
Me I was turned into a long Pig what does that Mean f [ __ ] [ __ ] what that move does so much damage that’s [ __ ] crazy she’s already doing it she’s already what the so she opened with it this time hey but look now you’re alive it’s this is actually better this is so much better go heal with the nurse I’ll I’ll handle
Her the nurse the nurse right the nurse the nurse that’s all the way on the right side of the everywhere she’s on the bottom she’s not that far at least she’s next to the arena and not like on the other side of the map this one always ouch I’m so dumb we just
Go above the moths and those things I just dodged them cuz they’re pretty easy to Dodge I was standing right below the moth so they were not easy cuz I had no time to see them before they hit me but since I was so close to M I
Should have just gone above them nope I really think her AI is just randomized attacks I think I don’t think they doesn’t seem like they save [ __ ] for Phase 2 only they’re like no no just whatever that like that was a new one the teleportation which she’s in phase
Two oh oh God here we go leave me alone lady go hit hit someone else your magic weapons cost life instead of Mana oh that’s a nasty debuff I’ll wait to use it then these things have really those those projectiles have really big hit boxes they also stun you if you get hit
By them yeah cool I’m a fan of those full screen [ __ ] oh she stuns you way before she decides which direction to put the laser in you just have to surv you just have to have enough Health to tank it that’s literally it I’d like to make it to the nurse if
Possible [ __ ] oh she’s cornering me where the [ __ ] nurse why are you over here [ __ ] there we go GL I got that in time oh I got resurrected so I might not have gotten in time spam done no no no no laser beams those are bad ow wow wow wow
Wow K the nurse again mhm it doesn’t let me it just didn’t let me it decided I couldn’t cool cool Co hey I prefer this to the other thing she does when she traps Us in that Circle that one’s easier to damage cool cool cool I think I got hit by every
Single one of those lasers how do you dodge that if you’re standing in the middle of them but like you can’t see when she sends them out you can’t kind of you just have to be on the edge of the circle not if she’s off of your
Screen I like that move the most I think move that she does that one is nice to dodge if you’re way at the bottom that one’s easy to dodge as well if you’re standing on the bottom PL for second phase at only doing a quarter of her health second phase suck
Sheing head she’s G she gives crazy head she getes crazy head crazy head holy [ __ ] I don’t know if she’s of age Jacob she’s a little fairy well fairies are like 1,000 in ERS oh my God back with the Lolly [ __ ] those hearts are scary cuz they think
You think they’re real but they’re deceptive they’re a lie okay love to see it you love to see it all right just stand oh that de box is deceptively large you’re so right yep that was the issue that I have with that particular one oh stun stun stun
Okay when she going to do the [ __ ] big one she hasn’t done it yet and it’s making me nervous that she hasn’t oh here it is okay she got me I’m dead she’s getting you but not me okay she didn’t hit me with it I’ll finish the job holy [ __ ]
Maybe I won’t we were doing so good I was literally I was only missing a quarter of my health we were gen you know we need to do okay after this attempt if we if I’m probably not going to win this but assuming that I don’t
Win this we need to go get pocket mirrors and what we do is whenever we see the Medusa head we switch them on real quick and then switch them off for the rest of the fight that’s I think that’s what we need to do to counter that we were genuinely
Doing so good cuz if we do that if we don’t have to deal with that move we we beat her ass that’s the only move that kills us well at least when both of us are alive when only one of us is alive it’s sometimes a little
Different I be real most of our projectiles don’t even do all that much damage it’s just her it’s her laser beam that insta kills you oh God woman woman why see you [ __ ] okay so if you’re diagonal from those hearts they don’t hit you that that does a lot of damage
Those they hurt yeah ow she’s at one Health there we go get [ __ ] should I use the hellwing bow or the bee’s knees or the Phoenix Blaster hellwing bow and Phoenix Blaser oh uh oh you can’t leave his radius oh look at him he’s black yuck man okay see steelberg is I
Feel like a Cop Out director cuz everything he’s done is a classic which might make him the best director of all time but also how do they become Classics they had to be good to be Classics right Jurassic Park is mid Indiana Jones is mid okay Indiana Jones
Is a good ass movie Jurassic Park’s also a good movie yeah dinosaurs tinon was good tinon Catch Me If You Can as my favorite steelberg and then 10 then Shindler list I haven’t seen 10 10 or Catch Me If You Can he did the original color purple the original’s musical I think so
The original mie the original original is a book I think it might be I don’t know shoot the eyes if you can they have less defense God I hate that steelberg has like every Big movie ever you know his name is Spielberg and not steelberg
Right Ste shut the [ __ ] up Nathan I was just check steelberg spelberg okay I’m just saying what’s Easy Go Invincible they do I think I’m going to still say steel I’ve actually been corrected by that before just so you know I just wasn’t I I I wasn’t going to say anything but you
Said it the same way every time so I wasn’t sure if you thought that was what it was I’m going to pee on I don’t know if these are all movies he directed or just movies that he Co he’s peeing on you you’re getting treaded man yeah he
Produced a lot of stuff bangers like Goonies is sucks balls but it still counts as a banger cuz it’s a cult classic Lincoln Empire of the Rising Sun Gremlins hook Back to the Future yeah you have to see it it’s not a great movie but you have to see it
Poltergeist Poltergeist sucks sorry it’s CT classic all those are cult classics they are all well not just cult they’re just normal Classics some of them are cult classics like Goonies I feel like Goonies is a normal classic the following is dying it’s not like a movie that you can ask
Every 13-year-old now and they’ll still dead I think every person who is above 40 knows The Goonies that’s why I say it’s classic what are you dead oh yeah I died ages ago finally it’s my time to shine I can’t see it so nothing that you
Do will actually count cuz uh yeah can’t see [ __ ] he can you like do the re like respawn like I do some what the Yeah Pon oh he shoots normal lasers along with them that’s not cool looks like there’s always one eye available to shoot the other one is what
You see [ __ ] no I didn’t see [ __ ] I was just looking at his eyeballs okay so every time he shoots a laser that eye goes Invincible this PE this blast he peing he’s on P mode oh no it’s not P mode that was P
Mode oh I got that did a lot of damage to does a lot of damage oh what the [ __ ] is that that does a lot of damage too whatever the hell it is ow PE oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] you’re outside the thing yeah talk to
You oh he’s wow he grabbed me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah gun gun gun gun gun gun I don’t know if fireflow water bolts better right now Marvel Pierce is just good I’m not [ __ ] around with the p I’m just getting all the way out
Here the p is what always kills me I just need to just run away as soon as I see him start it nope keep your piss away from me [ __ ] C Flames he’s got one move that you have to get all the way away from him and one
More you have to get right up on him ow uh now he’s got this [ __ ] bullet pH Two that pistol almost still hit me B Dash is actually kind of clutch right now I don’t think I’ve used mine oh we broke never mind I thought we broke one his eyes but he was just riding low on the ground oh oh [ __ ] I’m so glad we have
This double layer platform cuz we would be royally [ __ ] without it okay okay man listen I wasn’t trying to get away from you or nothing I was just you know did he just put my potion on cool down oh sand top platform bad place right now all the sand so low
No that’s such [ __ ] you suck you yes I’ve noticed if you hook to the ceiling he sucks you I was doing so good did you hear that noise [ __ ] was terrifying oh he’s in Uber mode he’s in u Hypersonic mode okay just need to do a little bit more
Damage oh my god oh I can’t get away from that one that one’s so fast okay just th more damage B Dash B Dash B Dash I have a res I still have my res I think so I can’t get away from that I got revived why this tomorrow
Please please please please please no no no no no no no no no yes yes yes oh my God that was stressful as [ __ ] let’s get it what The where I have I haven’t even seen her yet where oh she looks exactly the same okay but she does a little bit more uh bouncing hi ma’am they’re very rainbow those those slimes and they also take no damage they have so much health much out for space you can’t breathe up there
Yeah medor shower these [ __ ] that would be a great time to use that piercing bow of yours you know she makes fart noises I peed on her yeah women don’t fart they only queef yeah everyone knows this cuz women don’t have B holes either cuz they don’t
Need to poop and they have a a V for peeing oh oh oh they move I didn’t realize they moved I was just standing I wasn’t even pay ATT didn’t even know that was happening I’m being completely honest took me a minute to realize but wow that move is hard to
Dodge one she vomits all over your screen there we go again hope my guys are finding what hit me it’s all right she only has 13,000 Health left it’s only a little bit more than I have pee on everyone I’m a big pee guy oh oh [ __ ] hi
Friends why did you take the like no damage for me I feel like I do so little damage M your stuff I need to Target this [ __ ] hi oh we’re in space now hi hello hello oh that house I need keep up constant PE on her
I don’t know if it even works cuz she doesn’t really change color with it like most enemies do but still gelatin subjects have awoken yeah kill those jealous and subjects [ __ ] those guys what is it with queens and spawning subjects in this game am I right that’s what I’m
Saying okay our jealous and subjects have been basically dealt with ow whoa she did that way faster than she did it before she’s angry for some reason did you die no I’m good why are their bones floating uh those just sometimes those happen oh I just spawn those and
If I run into them I get health I thought only spawn died no they spawned randomly as well and then also when I die they actually give me 20 Health they’re not bad hate this hate that move by the way he stop she would not stop
Oh she’s like Queen Bee if you stand under her it doesn’t hit you she really her her move set seems exactly taken from Queen Bee she’s got the subject spawning she’s got the same type of moves they’re trying to stereotype all queens which is sexist first of all and second it’s
Bad [ __ ] I’m stuck down here of this move also you’re was that move the one you’re talking about where you can stand under her no okay cuz I thought that was the one so I stood under her just kept hitting me there we go we [ __ ] that hoe up R it oh he’s
Here oh he’s the dud why am I taking so much damage I can’t fly I’m taking damage oh we’re supposed to be in water oh we have to fight him in the ocean oh so I did all that prep for nothing cool good to know oh
Um I wasn’t uh I wasn’t prepared for this he he seeking missile he sent a heat seeking missile at me I wasn’t prepared for this okay well we know how that works now okay that doesn’t really work in here he teleports eneme I why am I losing Max life um I don’t know
One Max life okay cool love losing Max life oh um oh we’re in the air now it’s fine oh okay now we get to fight him in the air laser beam oh Dash GL I have a homing weapon yeah [Applause] that’s ow you’re Al right I’m going sit up here
For I’m going to sit up here for a little bit I’m going to sit up here for um I don’t know if we have that luxury man back in the water get back in the water I’m back in the water the water’s better the water safer and
Warmer can we go out of here if we want I don’t think we have the buff anymore the debuff so I think we can just go out of it if we want I was taking damage that’s why I went back in the water interesting oh that’s way too slow
Trying to figure out what weapons are actually fast enough to hit this guy p p is always fast enough [ __ ] I didn’t I had a home up but I could just shoot focus on dodging I can’t I just want to shoot and focus on dodging but I
Have no homing yeah i’ I have homing but I’m not using it right now I can’t wait to get off my bullets doesn’t do as much damage what ow he hit me with the torpedo no I I’m so hello sir your homing does so much damage what
Are you smoking well I think my meteor staff does more you you were doing like a th sh get him Boys give a shot that do a lot of damage do you see how much damage the lasers do look at his health bar you just see a chunk of it get taken out oh he trapped me in a thing like deviant oh we playing slither.io here I see how it is
Mister magic daggers might be crazier actually okay but all his other guys his goons his goons got me his goons are getting me they shoot lightning that’s a lot of lasers that’s a lot of lasers I believe in you just have to activate gamer mode
What D I just keep moving it can’t hit me you dodged all those lasers except for one perfect me what why did I get Frozen in place he traps you when he does that Circle move you’re trapped inside his his his Circle let’s go holy laser beams
Uhhuh there are a lot of them his probes are really fast and really annoying stop it stop harassing me oh here we go get middle oh you’re not trapped in here it’s just me that’s fun that’s perfect uh for you damage cuz then his body is like straight lined
Up I’m getting booty cheeked over here and what was that that was weird okay he really likes going for me give me in the circle how do you dodge those the circle they there’s like projectile everywhere quit probing my butthole I think the meteor staff does better DPS than this visor even though
This visor is really cool consistent damage something has to charge up for that long it’s got to do an absolutely stupid number to make it worth it and I’m back in the circle great news broki leave me alone I actually did Dodge a couple of those that time so did a little
Better ow sir please okay here we go lasers I’m not even trying to Dodges you just don’t get hit by them I’m I was but then he hit me why does he only go for me I don’t know but it’s it’s kind of cool he only goes for me until you’re dead or
He only goes for me until I’m dead and then he goes for you that did a lot of damage hey hey hey hey hey hey going to hit him with this see how much damage that does holy [ __ ] oh dorbo is sucking on his oysters he’s doing a thing where he goes
For me I don’t like that what what hit me o o h damn that was a good attempt where is there I’m stuck why can’t I go up up he you in The Circle of Death ow I’m getting my ass eaten I bad way bad way it’s a very nothing hit me I
Genuinely nothing hit me there I’m dying to nothing hello salute hello friend so annoying that wasn’t the run you know there was that just wasn’t the run there was I there was there was I used a potion this is the run this is the Run Everything Changes once the mech Bo are dead
Really up has so much health I’m trapped in the bit of his pit I have so many probes around me I’m peeing on I’m trying to get rid of them cuz there are too many of them be gone I’m peeing everywhere man and for what oh [ __ ] did he go he went another
Phase whoa big circle big circle big circle both of us this time hey I don’t like that I’m a big fan of when it pulls you in and not me that’s actually my favorite moment oh he got me but he’s so low I got this he didn’t got it every single
Projectile he just doesn’t die well his fight’s not all that long it’s just that we can’t survive for that long against him cuz he has so many Projectiles I’m taking a trip downtown to the nurse I’m out of here he on you on you yep I got seven Health oh I got revived but oh well what maybe worm Wormhole to me question mark worm [ __ ] that might get him to despawn okay he’s off my ass slightly so I’m
Coming back I’m getting on the mine cart oh the mine cart’s not fast enough I shouldn’t have done that so many things are happening so many things are happening so many things are happening I was too floaty I should have summoned my slime Mount and then I would have
Dodged that and my potion qu would have over and I would have healed and everyone would have Clapped I’ll try to keep him nice and peed on so uh yeah okay he’s got me in the hole got me in there too oh that’s interesting yeah let’s deal with these but I’m a new man we’re new men here we go peeing all over
Him so much pee Oh my God his health is draining so fast right now we’re both in the circle no I’m not I’m out just want wanted you that time okay just like two more blast with this thing should kill him I need to recharge Mana oh he sucked
Me into the circle cuz you died he had to have someone in the circle just die die die die [ __ ] die I got him let’s go I should have removed the gravestone before we started oh well and they’re Extra metal they are very metal turn likes metal
Things I pee on him for you there you go I got my guy in a second phase he has a laser beam oh does he just okay I thought he was just going to keep doing that holy [ __ ] I got to get out of here man I’m
Dead how did you get your guy in a second phase so fast uh I blast him with my visor I had been lasering my guy with the Mega Shark the entire time my visor does like 15 or 20,000 damage per uh release whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa try
Just focusing on on kind hard soon as my guy goes into second phase only shoot him if you can okay he’s in second phase whenever you your guy in a second phase and I’m not in the circle it kills me oh I see that’s why I just I was
Wondering where I my health was going because I wasn’t getting hit and you and I figured it out when if you’re if you’re outside of the circle it it puts you on fire I see which does a lot of damage okay oh so he just doesn’t die in this he just stays of
Course my favorite it so whenever you kill okay so it’s not even worth trying to like kill one cuz it says he endured the Fatal blow to fight alongside its twin so it just stays there even after you kill it kind of defeating the whole strategy
Aspect of the fight I’ll just stick next to you and just blast whoever’s closest to us I may have accidentally summoned him three times oh you did I may have how did you do that the thing appeared in my this when you used the summon it appeared in my
Hot bar it it took my hot bar slot while I was clicking these the mega shark and it just I kept clicking cuz I was confused well I also summoned them in cuz I had the thing so I thought I was summoning them cuz I assumed it didn’t
Give you one it gave me one whoa sir sir stop it I’m getting killed so hard right now I am don’t mind me I’m just stop chasing me R ner you [ __ ] okay got to heal had the nurse and we should probably fight him
Right next to the house so we can get to the nurse easier that probably make our lives a lot easier I got my guy into face two okay I’m coming just in case he does a big thing I’ll just focus him he he so oh my face get here get in
Here oh my God that goes so fast slow me down too we’re both on you for some down SP space space space NASA damn he just H oh oh well they got me big guys and they busted my eyes here we go P oh I can actually see the iore effect
On him this time I couldn’t see it yesterday for some reason why do they both want me no they want me to sure seems like they both want me yeah they both want you this time they I guess they they’re giving me a break because they bullied me so exclusively
Yesterday all right Green Man Group in uh second phase Red Man Group in second phase watch out for laser [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I couldn’t get into the circle I didn’t even get hit by the laser I just died of it says I did but I did not I died of
Burning oh [ __ ] wow that’s a lot of damage okay got resed oh here we go no [ __ ] I think I might have gotten my guy into phase two huh he Dashers and as now mhm oh he’s on me now he likes me he likes me
Better oh [ __ ] oh my God that does so much I’ve never been outside the circle before until now yeah yeah it hurts it hurts a lot I’ll just go visor mode oh I missed [ __ ] I bodied him matism is about half he’s second phase I’m actually way better at dodging
Red ner than I am spazmatism yeah me too but I’m doing okay with spazmatism he’s about to die I am too but he’s almost down I use my res I need I’m going to die from fire I’m going to the nurse you handle him for 2 seconds I healed
Okay we can finish basm now I I can’t get away from him he’s dead oh he just okay he endured that’s fine now we’re at ner oh my God it’s not fine you guys do 6,000 damage man what is this what is going on dude I can’t get away from his
Basmatis me neither he’s a problem we’re killing rer first okay I need to get to his ass to hit him with this thing there we go okay spasma is on me I’m going to try to ignore him focus on Brit ner can you fall through platforms without touching them no rer is pretty
Low what what oh it became daytime are you [ __ ] kidding me I forgot to reset the time did you get did you get the summon yeah okay that was the one I hit the wrong guy but Al need rer there we go rer focus on me me pal remember don’t shoot spazmatism too
Much we’re trying to keep him out of second phase for as long as humanly possible R ner is about to go second phase so get your ass over here he’s in second phase okay we’re in the circle okay he’s real low s about to hit half okay R are lasering
Again did you have eye frames when the laser went over you no okay it hit me but you survived it so it’s fine it doesn’t do that much damage it doesn’t pretty good amount of damage man okay red is about to be down laser but it’s smaller okay spazmatism
Is low and whenever they both stand still when you do that move so next time they do it we can I just noticed how low I was spazmatism like he’s low I am too I at the nurse okay right n’s lasering I hit spasma ISM he’s super low he’s super low he’s super
Low 1,000 health no 1,000 health kill reer first then we body them ow ow spastische he does slightly more rotation with the laser than you think he’s going to do FS me up he’s doing it again yeah he is okay slow is that spazmatism going second phase
Laser [ __ ] okay oh no I fell out of the Zone oh my God I just fell out I’m healing the nurse me too what I healed I misclicked like three times before I got the heal stop it spasma you’re a harasser you’re a Harasser they both want me real bad you sure do have you tried using the dayless stormbow on these guys no I feel like it would work better think it’ be easier to hit okay re are second phase I can’t get away from him [ __ ] you should be
Dead okay yeah he’s dead just this [ __ ] falling seems to be the best way to stay away from him to be honest just Free Falling yeah I just every time I try and do i h a platform I I run to the edge of platform and drop off let’s go
Immediately at zero health because of our dear friend spasma leave me alone right we have he’s half he’s less than half now he’s very low he’s dead spazmatism time laser that was close that was way too close oh nurse I need the nurse I’ve been revived but I’m oh my God
Spazmatism is such a nightmare go up oh he was just waiting there you really you just have to make a super duper tight box around spasmo ISM with dashes that’s the only way to avoid it reers half I was outside when he went half he’s almost
Dead he’s down I was outside when he went half when he did the laser going down [ __ ] [ __ ] you and your little dog too [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you can’t get away from him he’s so fast spawn this guy [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you ow ow spazmatism spazmatism I hope you have an anur is um oh that’s so sad he’s half I’m outside I’m outside I’m outside of the thing I’m outside of the thing I’m outside of the thing I’m
Outside of the thing I’m outside of the thing I’m outside of the thing go go nurse run to nurse I got their aggro he’s doing laser again Bo why think it hit me [ __ ] he’s real low he’s down but he’s lasering so oh got me I’m going to nurse I got to
Go to nurse second phase I got nurse coming over reder laser laser can’t get in it I can’t I literally I died because of that that’s such an overpowered move it would be fine if you’re the only player but in multiplayer it makes it [ __ ] impossible for the other
Person that was that was I couldn’t get you I’m completely fine dodging basm until he starts shooting [ __ ] fire at me and then you have to be on the left side of the arena and if you’re not on the left side of the Arena where you can
Gravity him you’re [ __ ] which is why I stay on the left side of the Arena he’s second phase lovly get red ner second phase oh oh oh it wants me now they’re both second phase dead excuse me he second phase he’s almost down okay Spas matism time left side of
The Arena let’s go gravity woo also a good move the second phase laser okay maybe it wasn’t a good move I didn’t think about that I’m gonna die I have Six I think r n is about to be at half he’s close he’s not there yet all right wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow spazmatism is going fire mode no [ __ ] oh my God it’s okay laser I’m running towards the nurse okay got to heal I got me [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] love me man okay second phase do you have a slime pad equip uh no I highly recommend it it’s really helpful during laser if I run out of wing flight above him I can just bounce in his head I normally just use my B Dash to dash down that was a good
Idea I’m going to heal at the nurse actually don’t really need to what I fell through him wow that was so fast that was a fast laser oh no I’m [ __ ] Jacob I’m [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] I got one final Harrah on him I’m running to the nurse but he’s going to
Catch me no he’s on me I’m going to die holy [ __ ] I got the nurse do the [ __ ] move again yeah [ __ ] every time I need to go to the nurse You’re the N oh eat damage eat it eat damage oh it turns out I’m the one eating damage r
Feels like sometimes he makes that Circle really small and sometimes he doesn’t you know you should go to nurse I’ll take that girl oh one of his lasers hit me oh cool just try using the D of stormbow for one and see how we Faire why did I fall through him he goes
Intangible I think whenever he’s doing the laser no I I bounce on him all the time when he does it What I have a health yipp not play he’s half get over here yeah he sure is yeah he sure is I need a little bit more of a heads up next time well I don’t know it was going to be half oh you have wor yeah but it’s hard to do that that
Quick you said it right as the fire thing appeared that’s cuz that’s where I found out oh he’s doing it again he’s doing it why is my oh my God Jesus Christ man it’s so F that move is so cringe he’s about to go half I think that’s a fast laser
Sir oh [ __ ] he’s way up here Hey sir he’s half now spazmatism the dummy I hit the dummy and it bounced me back into him he’s of oh I’m dead oh I’m dead too I he’s out it’s I fell out of the damn thing oh oh the [ __ ] just teleported BR are about
To be half that was close oh one cap go stop he’s lasering we need to use and abuse the laser we do spazmatism half bully spasm as hard as you can during the laser okay I got to get over here and heal at the nurse before I perish never
Mind I’ll just perish anyways yeah I got the nurse but I almost perished laser oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] BR are about to be half when I hit him next what stop lasering my [ __ ] man he didn’t listen he’d be lasering our [ __ ] I’m getting glazed I’m
Getting glazed I’m getting glazed don’t get glaze run to the nurse I got full health come on come on to me you big [ __ ] they are not leaving you okay they’re on me now go to nurse he’s the lasering get back fast that was such unfortunate timing
Why’ she she walked away from me the broad the nerve of this broad please please please please please please please please please just end end our misery just die I’m out of Mana no no 14 14 dude it’s cuz I ran out of man okay I
Guess I have to make a I should make a Mana flower 14 no no no no no No oh you summoned the man yeah I was tabed out that’s okay Stop it in the name of God in the name of God leave me alone he’s about to go half by the way oh there’s a sandstorm do go left he’s lasering again I I was outside of it I was so far outside of it God I was so far outside it’s so that
Move is so stupid okay next H’s going to turn him into second phase hey he’s second phase too we got two second phase Boys on our hands he’s laser oh my God bro [ __ ] off with your [ __ ] he’s second phase he sure is shoot spazmatism blast the [ __ ] out of a man
Run run all right pee on I pee on him you shoot them they’re thoroughly peed on Oh Come thought he was on you now they’re both on me God is a dead run this is a dead run this is a dead run no it’s not the ones
That you think are the dead runs that’s actually the winning runs oh [ __ ] dead it’s not a dead run Jacob it’s not over till it’s over that’s what they say you know what else they say they say the nurse is calling what the nurse is calling and she wants uh well reter’s
Calling with his damn laser [ __ ] so oh but you had nurse see Yo actually that’s not bad idea survive that [ __ ] with nurse power spazmatism how about you spazz on these nuts you [ __ ] idiot oh I’m [ __ ] Jacob he did it in the middle of the sky
Where there’s no platform to land on so I just yeah watch this watch this clutch nice clutch 4:30 a.m. that was the Run night time this is the Run leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone alone okay next it’s going to going to put him in a half
Uhoh just Spazzy boy spaz ISM my me boy he second phase laser they’re both on me so heal if you need to I’m going to [ __ ] die he’s doing laser [ __ ] [ __ ] him up [ __ ] him up he’s got 3,000 Health [ __ ] him up Jacob he’s got 1,000 Health yes Oh Praise Jesus
Christ turn off the ring w oade beblade let it heads up spin the metal oh he he just grew more arms he’s a Hydra he’s a Hydra but his head’s at half so maybe we just focus on his head just uh blast him how about
That I’m just going to on I’m going to meteor Tower this Dam dude he totally is a second life maybe we just we win this first track aren you dead yeah I got freaked up man [ __ ] I jumped into it you’re big boner down man let me out of here To the nurse I didn’t mean to dash into him I meant to dash towards nurse this is an acceptable amount of damage to take this is this is acceptable this is acceptable this is within the ranges of acceptable oh I need to get to nurse oh I’m better die where’s his
Head I knew it wait but you only have mega shark’s perfect weapon for this form no 10 sorry about the audio here my OBS settings reset and I didn’t notice for 2 and 1/2 Weeks which still gives me trauma to think about but I did a community poll and my community said to
Leave this footage in anyways so hopefully you guys enjoy it no wait oh it’s 2:30 a.m. oh this warm up forgot he did that e yeah yeah regrow your arms [ __ ] okay that wasn’t meant to be anyways because it was 2:30 a.m. already sister w
No it’s just not warmed up yet we were we have been fighting the twins for like three hour like two hours by the time we fought skeleton Prime last time so we were super warmed up and lubed up you know we were all lubricated bring your head over over here [ __ ]
Oh that sucks it’s fine his head just we know the strategy is to go for his head cuz it seems like killing his arms just gives him more arms so just might as well just blast the [ __ ] out of his head especially since each time I blast
It with my laser thing it does like 10,000 damage so I only need to a couple times yeah yeah regrow your arms Buster I think this weapon might be slightly busted am not complaining I need to go to the nurse though oh his arms just get wider to encapsulate
You okay now I just let my blade staff go there we go my blade minions go hard on him are you ready oh God bullet hell just don’t be there oh she has a lot of Health also very laggy ow ow your Bulls are not Hing I think she was go Invincible During
Certain moves did you craft infinite glorify bullets okay good you’re Jesus I got instant killed by her life shot move where she shoots all the pink [ __ ] pyramid h I think the blue is where she’s going to shoot or maybe it’s the opposite yeah there’s no BL so maybe
That’s where you’re supposed to stand let see oh she picks one of the two and shoots there I think so you have to see which of the blue is the right one to stand in and then go in there oh [ __ ] it’s a long laser beam and these Suns do so much
Damage that’s just messed up that’s just not cool man I’m about to perish I switched on the f enchantment the last second but it didn’t save me for that long wow that seems very bright Uhhuh that’s such a huge range it’s crazy oh God time for this [ __ ] we just got to carefully make our way through with magic sir son it just keeps going holy [ __ ] yeah she’s very bullet Hy and I don’t like it not a fan come on down
Here I need to get to the nurse room I’m [ __ ] I might be [ __ ] I got a I got a health potion okay I got to heal she she keeps teleporting she’s like really laggy for me I don’t know you’re doing eight damage per hit CU you like defense
She just switched it up on me oh I haven’t how have I not seen that move before where she just shoots a bunch of fairies no that’s the first time I’ve seen it yeah oh she’s already doing this [ __ ] is she not is it a prank okay
Good oh she she might be doing an now she’s just pranking us nope okay she’s pulling our chain yanking our chain I I don’t think so I think she’s baiting us now she’s doing it oh [ __ ] oh she’s going the wrong way hey that means I already got hit
Once surely won’t get hit again hey you GNA can you stop can you stop the beam oh my God yep she’s doing I cthulu tel this isn’t I haven’t seen this move either what is going on did we unlock new AI somehow dodging all of those perfectly Like A
Champion ow teleporting lagging out everywhere what the [ __ ] is this she made a hexagon around me and you’re out of it she only did me no we don’t we don’t love to see it man I don’t like this move either this one stresses me out I need to get to the
Nurse oh I passed her she was on the platform wait did you die oh what the hell she’s like the fairy in-law godmother you know exactly not yet she hasn’t put up the barrier oh now she is yeah of course it’s coming this way I touched a lot more than the
Edges like a lot my favorite part of this laser is that it goes forever oh that’s for why does it go for so damn Long yeah no boss is tele yeah also Sandstorm if you go too low that’s the Skeletron the the dash from the the deathbringer fairy sugma balls [ __ ] I don’t know I haven’t noticed that bullet hell hell of a bullet that’s what I’m always saying you should go heal with the nurse I’ll
Distractor um okay I’ll go heal th then so I get [ __ ] in the ass please oh I can’t do it the nurse is on cool down I can’t use her okay y me [ __ ] does she only let you heal once per fight oh that’s up okay I got a potion I’m
Back okay you run yeah I’m peeing on her oh she’s doing teleporting mode she’s at the arena all the way on bottom left in those houses I don’t know what’s going on anymore man I’m dead I hope so yeah come on clutch King health potion as soon as you got
It there we go that’s what we like to see let’s go she’s blue dou a d they just had to make sure to change oh oh you didn’t see how many projectiles were down there Jacob you Haven seen what I see a did you get blur potions yeah in in eternity whenever you
Use the shadow Dodge buff it makes you shoot slow or like a little bit afterwards to Nerf it ah oh she froze me in spot your Ivy venom has become neurotoxin what does that mean I got neurotoxin no she’s taking a little bit but Thorn ball
What I mean she seems to be taking damage no she’s taking damage I have no Health though already yeah she got that damn iy ven oh I I understand how it works now if you get hit too many times and the poison if you get poisoned for longer than 20
Seconds you get neurotoxin and then you just instantly die see you can’t get hit by too many things at once I have three Health big wow I see the zero damage now I see what you’re talking about is my heart making any noise for you okay it’s not making any noise for me
Either and it’s really freaking me out thing supposed to be loud and annoying yeah God I feel so wrong not making noise when you shoot shoot your weapon holy [ __ ] man oh my God there’s so so many of them that’s not a few it’s not a few oh I’m eating
[ __ ] oh here we go summon in her spiky balls I have 20 health and I’m going to die momentarily then I will cry I don’t know how I’m avoiding all this [ __ ] but somehow I am perfect perfectly oh my God I got I got a health potion off that’s crazy
Oh the jesters arrows I think are helping a lot with these guys okay this is this okay yeah man we kill this [ __ ] easy now cuz that would be overpowered whoa calm down there son oh now I’m taking a lot of damage lots of damage I got to activate gamer
Mode gamer mode gamer mode gamer mode Rock I drank one um now I wish I hadn’t come on let me drink my potion hey thanks for taking our aggro man oh [ __ ] everything man everything is bad oh those still just those just do damage if they’re just out
Is she in bad mode no not yet now she’s in bad mode I’m so [ __ ] dude I’m so [ __ ] I’m so unbelievably [ __ ] dude I have 10 Health 10 Health if I get hit by a single thing I die hey we got her slightly lower that
Time than the last time let’s rock and roll for man I’m thinking about getting glorified armor I’m kind of tired of this Shadow Dodge debuff that makes you fire like slowmo I just yeah also probably there’s no reason not to get chlorified armor I guess cuz it has a little bit more
Defense and I can get a potion for the buff here we go okay here we go got to find the corner where she doesn’t have her damn tendrils how how does how’s how’s a man okay I guess you’re just supposed to find the ones seed we only got her to half
Jesus P I’m going back to my laser beam thing cuz I just I get close I like the fact that one hit does like that much damage but it’s just I need to make sure that I like can am fully healed before I
Go in for a hit cuz I A lot of times I take damage getting that close so it actually hits after this attempt maybe try getting Crystal bullets cuz those might be good in this Arena they might just bounce around and make it crazy I definitely think maybe if you
Use that and I use my meteor staff um during her second phase we can get rid of all of her guys she’s [ __ ] me up with her seeds right now oh my god dude I’m GNA die of poison I just got hit so many times oh my God I’m [ __ ] okay here we
Go she does her thing you just got to stand in between the vines just find a spot just anywhere you can you’re an iner that’s right ineter it’s all the way hang around the rows here no you’re not you’re not you’re not in her mouth you’re not in her mouth you’re
Very you’re alive and you’re not in her mouth you’re alive and you’re not in her mouth just manifest it my God oh my God I’m running away this [ __ ] can’t catch me I’m out of here [ __ ] I’m out of here God why is she so hard holy [ __ ] we’re doing so much
Damage the crystal bolts are making the difference oh my God I like the holy keep doing it just don’t die hey come over here [ __ ] you need stop shooting her and let her aggo onto me for a minute oh I solo this [ __ ] easy no I pressed the wrong button
P now it’s going to be even harder to see what’s going on to dodge cuz we’ve got green stuff and she’s got green stuff it’s just a time you know hell of a time well well doing damage isn’t our issue it’s taking damage that we um tend to struggle
With CU she’s about to go into Berserker stinky bad mode mhm okay here we go just got to get out of her her [ __ ] I prefer out yeah but she still had a third of her health there we go she shot it out blaster also from what I’m reading on the wiki I
Don’t know if it’s true it says that her it says she shoots out mines every once in a while and they don’t do damage but the the things that shoot out of them do so allegedly the mines themselves don’t do damage okay she’s in second bad phase me too I’m at 26
Yeah me me your plan was uh good except for the fact that it hinged on me surviving when I had 26 Health we are shredding her like damage wise we just have to not die when she gets into this next phase here this one yep she’s coming for
You I need to get to the nurse real bad a good thing I set my spawn point at her okay that did a [ __ ] ton of pain and misery oh okay we got her on the ropes now we just got to finish the deal I got neurotoxin it’s up to you
It’s going to be up to you in like two seconds I’m biting the bullet yes I think the bigger Arena actually did make the difference I’m not going to lie to you okay fun fact there are traps in the alter room well I’ll just make a platform so
We never stand on the floor in here cuz it’s dangerous because we have you not read the the the the special Temple oh wi’s enabled again never mind there’s a debuff in the temple that I didn’t mean to do that oh he disabl platforms too what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ]
[ __ ] yeah I didn’t mean to I was like oh I got a weird buff from the altar does that do I get that from right clicking on it and then I forgot that’s how you also uh summon the guy I’m impressed you’re not dead imagine you win this he hasn’t entered second phase
Yet he’s about to get a whole new health bar mhm oh [ __ ] oh wow I got to whatever phase that is second I guess olders it damages his fists they have separate Health maybe it doesn’t in this version but normally it’s or something you can break separately God I’m eating so much [ __ ]
Wow just punch the [ __ ] out of me I wonder what you take so much less damage than me every time he hits you it does have healing popups I’m not sure what those mean exactly wow he has so many projectiles is he oh oh you’re so
Right so the temple it is here where you go does he instantly give you armor broken cuz I have like I literally have six debuffs on right now maybe we need to get that thing that makes us immune to a bunch of debuffs yeah no you’re not you’re not [ __ ]
Till you’re [ __ ] I’m [ __ ] oh I’m [ __ ] you ready oh you’re okay I still have broken armor and defenseless doesn’t make me immune to that well something’s keeping me nice and topped up so I’m lose much less Health than I was so I appreciate whatever buff it is that’s doing that
And we’re also doing a metric [ __ ] ton of damage homing mines that’s crazy that’s crazy man why the Homing mines I don’t like that it auto drinks potions yeah ow ow I need a Healer I’m Holding Out for a heal ow I’m stunned stop keeping me stunned oh I
Didn’t I didn’t realize that my buff my debuff was still up awkward that’s okay let’s freaking go man pee on him click on him pee on him click on him that’s the two things that you do keep forgetting my hook doesn’t work yeah it’s one in every 10 that hits It’s
Good ow this is not good though yeah I don’t really know what to do about that CU he seems to get real Angry if we take him outside of it oh [ __ ] all righty here we go lives in a pineapple under the sea SpongeBob Square Pants and yellow and mellow and por say
He SpongeBob SquarePants it’s crazy how instantaneously your potions get used you can I might turn off auto potioning and see if I can time might might be able to time it better myself cuz I normally wait to use it a little bit till I really need them also okay
These hearts are clutched have you do you see how many hearts he gives off because of the accessory we have the the NY thing makes it where sometimes when you attack it just drops Hearts from your attacks look how there’s like five hearts on the ground and you go near him and it
Just picks him up gives you a [ __ ] ton of Health this is the part where I can’t see anything that’s going on I just pray it’s I just pray and spam click and it seems to work okay well for like 30 seconds until I die give be the hearts okay those hearts are
Clutch I keep forgetting there’s no hook that’s the worst the no hook and platforms is the part that makes this really a problem cuz well I guess there’s other parts that make it a problem too but that one that one hurts pretty bad ow ow ow ow ow oh I’m [ __ ] Jacob we
Got 13 health yeah I think we can yeah we can we can beat him J go get those hearts in the middle oh okay it showed you were low for a second there are so many hearts in the middle dude I love the [ __ ] heart thing it’s like literally a thousand
Health just sitting in the center for freak nurse nurse nurse nurse uh you don’t you just get [ __ ] I think I need those hearts I don’t know these these things are hard to avoid these balls that bounce around everywhere oh I think I just avoided it on accident by falling into that hole
Oh I shouldn’t have done that that hurt me so bad I need to be less less with the teleporter for for okay we’ll try one I’ll turn off the tentacles so we can mainly just so we can see what’s going on better here we go all nurse Jacob there you
Go oh you can go over it it doesn’t quite reach the top at least for that time manag to go over it oh wow a lot of stuff just happened I’m going to the nurse I’m going to the nurse this room is a nightmare it’s an absolute hell hole
Yeah I think having I think keeping that shadow thing on is the play cuz it um I did way more damage with it on it’ be nice if we glitched him up there oh chief ohie ouie ohie come back he has too much stuff going on you
Got too much stuff going on man I tell you who man I can’t see [ __ ] man let’s kill a [ __ ] Amen to that brother I’m still armor broken but I’m not defenseless so that’s good holy [ __ ] look at the damage oh my god dude D those hearts are some good stuff
I did too I just tanked it love that squeaky toy buff love it activating twice in like two seconds you’d love to see it okay that made me eat [ __ ] a little bit but there’s some hearts on the ground so I’m okay cuz the hearts are that’s pretty
Fire yeah I’m I’m all right I’m actually Max life right now oh my god dude defenseless was the only way he was killing us holy [ __ ] we just needed the right accessories we [ __ ] that guy he is fast might have to dude okay half oh we got a full new health
Bar okay I might not have to keep turn off the shadow flame thing cuz I cannot Dodge at all whenever I have it on I’m so slow okay I think if I turn off that thing we we kill this guy easy I oh wow how did everything happen so
Fast yeah we don’t have any Arena here or anything but that’s fine we don’t need it that was such a crazy span of events it teleported me here and summoned him at the same time with a potion because I accidentally clicked on it from my inventory okay okay go go go go
Oh well I appreciate your sacrifice it will probably be in vain because I doubt I’ll kill him but you know ooh three Health all right ready love to hear that squeaky noise did not seem to help much uh cuz I had the shadow flame thing on
That made me really slow but made me do a [ __ ] ton of damage both turn lawn and prey okay okay so we’re both just going full homing we’re eating [ __ ] but hopefully not enough [ __ ] to kill us I’m eating enough [ __ ] to kill me back recall if you need to you’re not chilling
Bro okay I’m just going to stop attacking for a second so I can focus on dodging there we go got two procs to squeaky toy right next to each other which was great okay he does sort of but not okay yeah we can we can beat him
Dude that does so much damage having the hex thing on okay I need him to go on you I can’t start attacking till he’s not on me [ __ ] go on him I’m the de I’m the damage man I’m not the I’m not the Dodge guy oh my God he’s still on
Me [ __ ] won’t leave me alone he literally will not leave me alone he’s still on me okay he was on me that entire time it’s not supposed to be on me oh I bet it’s cuz you’re you’ve got the armor that gives you stealth so he’s more likely maybe you were standing still
Right as I summoned him and so he just went on me let’s go he’s on you this time which is as it should be cuz I am slow go back to the nurse whenever you need to you should go now no you were not I was look I was watching your
Health that whole time okay get him off of me pleas pissed let’s hope he goes for you instead of me nope he’s going okay I’m only going to dodge I’m just not even going to try to attack because as soon as I do I I get
Killed my B Das oh I took off the Supreme death pring for that’s why my speed has doesn’t work cuz I don’t have it anymore he still on me is I’m just going to Magic me again focus on you again and then come back but I do a [ __ ] ton of damage to
Him whenever he focuses on you oh [ __ ] A there yeah we got him low you got the Truffle worm why is he going for me I was Invisible Man magic miring immediately to get him off of me cuz I can’t work in these conditions go
Nurse I think he might be in his final phase can’t tell no maybe not I’m going to nurse there we go ready oh she’s like a demon lady now H yeah I think they I think they did it Oh wow those are big those are way bigger than they normally are that’s a lot of things after me I’m not doing that much damage to her I wonder if the Bator is really crazy if I should try it again I appreciate you sacrificing your body for the cause man go to the
Nurse go to the nurse go to the nurse go to the nurse thank you and then come back quickly so I can go to nurse and let’s see I’m ready to go with a drop of a hat but I’m okay for the meantime for some reason I’m not dying
Quite as bad as I feel like I should be at this very moment yeah don’t say [ __ ] man wait till after we die from this fight yeah I I got [Laughter] that dude there’s no way you’re supposed to avoid that that’s just they’re just having fun at this point they’re just
Goofing with us having a little goof a little laugh a little joke a little Gest she kind of a [ __ ] that was that was yeah that was Easy okay Betsy going to show up now there’s bet see can you go towards the center and defend both sides while I attack bets you oh my god BET’s kicking my ass bets’s kicking my ass dude she’s half e for some reason they’re like not doing any damage of the crystal the little
Guys what it seems like if somebody’s in combat with Betsy they don’t damage the crystal so maybe we could both go fight Betsy all right hey the nurse is right here how convenient hey nurse they are all different colors that’s not Jacob he’s tan he is not
Green he literally has like a white tan beige robe guy still seems like he’s a [ __ ] but maybe he gets harder why there are like 12 of him damn he just threw a pillar us it looked really cool but it didn’t hit me so I don’t know how much damage it
Does no he’s not there we go there is so he’s absolute chump material is what we’re Learning wow he’s got big circle of eyeballs what uh I don’t know it’s hard to to say I don’t oh he’s got Vortex R so maybe he’s in range that’s my guess I’m going to guess the little fragments around him or what face he’s
In okay top God I got to go to the nurse I’m gonna get [ __ ] nice magic razor blade ton the sh up hands down that’s good news other hand’s about to be down his top eye has got way too much health though we take that okay good to know now he’s in
Summon so I guess just uh stand here slap his eye a little hope I don’t know if my guy summoned in I need summon in my guy I got no Health ey laser ow oh I’m dead I think that means anything oh well die okay this is melee I
Think so it seems like I think this is the same order it was last time so go for the top high as much as possible cuz that’s the one that tends to I’m getting melted too holy [ __ ] I’m getting owned topy is getting melted holy [ __ ] Vortex Peter is insane such a good
Weapon one hand’s about to go down actually both are top eye shoot that top eye [ __ ] it up it’s so low top eyes down magic and’s almost down I’m almost down too though heart’s open heart’s open we just got a DPS full DPS okay well good attempt that we
Made unless I’m the actual clutch King God of Terraria I’m dunzo here oh let’s go this he’s gonna summon it instantly this time because I got a different summon thing okay melee mode first I think he’s got the same order I think it’s melee Matt uh wait I don’t know I don’t
Remember what the second one is holy [ __ ] the melees melts his hand if you get right up close to it and do the actual swing damage oh I got hit by the laser that’s [ __ ] nurse is in range though I think nurse is barely in range so um
Yeah okay we’re in range now top eye she’s in the top she’s the top top right of the platform not all the way top like middle of the hard to explain but is enranged I should not have use nurse that early CU I have no Health now and I’m [ __ ] magic no it’s
Magic just need to get that top eye down as fast as we can topy is very low no he does not come on if we can get this top eye before summon that would be awesome summon now okay we just got to get go on dragons okay they got him just
Just heart now just full DPS shoots a lot of lasers ow squeaky duck holy [ __ ] the Moon the Moon can we use anything now I think we might be able to use anything so I’m going Vortex beater oh my God that was crazy let’s get this [ __ ]
Okay melee get in there right in there DPS on the hands [ __ ] ton of damage I’m just going to save the top ey for ranged because we can if we both Focus this top eye in range we can get it done no problem at all there we go ranged top ey let’s get
Him oh I got hit by it I got to get oh my I got killed I was in a very bad position when his laser came out that was unfortunate all right let’s go okay we’ve got both of his hands pretty low I don’t know what topy is
At top high is not low shoot top highe his top high is really low he just went magic I’m low too though I got to go to the nurse I think I can’t reach the Nerf she’s she ran to the other side you dumb broad she
Ran to the other side of her house and I can’t reach her okay I can’t he’s pulling me too hard he also he moved away now or summon this since we got summons we can just focus on dodging much as possible just let the summon do do the
Work just let the summon do the work that’s what I always say okay we’re in the moon phase don’t like this that’s melee again I think he’s summoning the power of Jesus Jesus Christ the Lord up in heaven above Hallowed be thy name all that good stuff okay double lasers now he’s ranged
Again I can’t get to the nurse which is [ __ ] ah you need to run away man get to the nurse or something I’ll bring him down so you can I think I might have been in um offensive mode that entire time which might explain why I was doing so much
Damage but also taking a lot remember teleport to the other side of the ey laser okay think okay range mode offensive let’s go ow I just ate that laser you should run better run out run my bullets all the other kids with the pump up I just got one shot by that
Lightning that lightning is a big problem big problem I tell you what do you have a summon or no okay I do yeah I have two just making sure okay okay right hands both hands are broken just top eye which he will not open probably till we’re in
Magic oh no he did what a nice guy we [ __ ] that eye up okay okay still in Magic now we’re in summon okay summon okay in some ways cuz you don’t have to think about attacking just dodge all the [ __ ] on your screen including the moons okay now
We’re in everything mode Vortex oh you’re dead I see I never sto shooting I stopped shooting for no one I sto shooting for No One not even you not even you Moon Lord oh my God I’m doing no damage I’m doing no damage oh I didn’t stop shooting but he shot me
With the big okay okay Vortex mode this is the mode I like I like this mode very much I think I squeaky ducked that Moon Lord laser or I dodged through it with eye frames I don’t know either way I’m happy about it oh my God we’ve already broken both his hands
We’re doing so much damage right now I is gone okay heart just just hold okay Magic I have no idea where my cursor is but I think I’m hitting him there’s my cursor I found it okay summon oh wow okay teleport remember your teleport very good for getting away okay Moon anything
Okay they call me the clutch King baby I’m not I know what I’m doing squeaky duck that squeaky toy that one hit me for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure for sure heal me you [ __ ] okay he’s what mode is he in magic magic boom boom
[ __ ] suck it suck it suck it suck it suck it [ __ ] it [ __ ] boom Timber on the surface during the day hey that’s where we are oh it’s just the what oh I just assumed it would be really easy so I just uh are these just going to be amped up
Versions of all the bosses I’m not I hope this guy’s not shooting projectiles because if he is I won’t be able to see him die [ __ ] okay now yeah of course he does oh that hurts a lot actually oh that’s him I thought that was you for some reason I was just
Cozying up to him hold on I’m out of here and my guys will get him before he spawns no okay that’s fine hey try try to keep him inside my my big Circle of Death if you can step inside it’s fun inside there we go that imagine how masacus Mode’s going to be
[ __ ] quit circling me that’s messed up okay let’s uh of Terror oh worm wait hold on this will be per this is perfect for him oh him to stay in my bubble ball come on Sir stay in my ball my ball of death yeah right in the middle of it out a boy
Um I know nothing about that maybe we have to shoot his tail or head specifically maybe we don’t maybe we just only do one damage and that’s just how he is new mode activated that guy was Easy let’s go champion of okay Earth yeah but different I like how boss fights at this point are just like yeah stay away from from the really big boomies and hopefully you’ll be okay I don’t think it’s possible for you to not hit with how many projectiles you
Produce oh he went second phase I don’t know what that did but he’s second phase now for sure for sure I’m just holding left Mouse and walking along the bottom platform like he’s hit me but I don’t really know what specifically hits me so I don’t know how to dodge it yeah all
Right oh Hydra he does have 2.4 million Health which is cool nope maybe I don’t know I don’t think so wow that’s a big move that didn’t really do any damage to me really I didn’t notice I think either we’re overpowered or Adrian Terraria really blows at this Game all right oh God this [ __ ] it hold I can just use this okay now it stops so stand still again you [ __ ] want to use my my big thing there we go I like this one just hold and click I am not taking any damage I’m just
Farming fake hearts off the floor or the I guess they real dungeon guard I thought those were yours I wasn’t really paying attention enough where’s he at why can’t I shoot him oh we have to yeah we got to do we just destroy all of them at once oh what is the deal
Here I’m not sure what to touch just every time we break one it instantly goes back up zero damage okay what gives man do we have to destroy I feel like we might have to destroy all of them at once but I don’t know how to do that see what debuffs do we
Got don’t have any weird debuffs that explain what’s going on I just supposed to survive for a certain amount of time it’s your deal man do I have to be outside your bubble and shoot him okay we need to have a chat sir come on spin in a
Circle what do you want for me what of course it is perfect does it happen every time or is it like a maybe sort of I guess I’ll do that will that make him go away yeah okay I have thought the same thing more than
Once I think I was just shooting at you instead of him cuz I didn’t okay Uh think we might have broken him again maybe when he gets into that phase we have to shoot less hold on hold on we’ll try one more time when he goes into that phase B it’s daytime get out of here I think it’s just his fire his fire does
A bunch of damage nothing else really does okay stop shooting stop shooting okay now we shoot him okay yeah well I probably need to kill him solo then and then you rej join let’s go champion of dumb broad I think he might just be broke cuz they’re regenerating instantly still
Maybe I need to maybe it’s cuz I’m hosting in multi player maybe I need to started in single player yeah okay so it’s just a thing if you’re hosting in multiplayer just doesn’t work okay ready the chamber champion of spirit that’s or the Yu-Gi-Oh guy that’s the Yu-Gi-Oh guy that’s
Exodia he grabbed me oh I need button n it’s Exodia from Yu-Gi-Oh everyone knows that uh I got proper lasard I just click that a couple more times but mesh I think he just regen yeah he just [ __ ] Regen good know okay okay holy [ __ ] this this this thing is
Doing a lot of damage oh he suck me he suck me I spamming okay I spammed he just regained a little bit he sucked me again I’m out I’m doing 80,000 damage per second with this thing though so this guy’s [ __ ] toast soon as he decides to lose
His last one Health no no no you had one Health [ __ ] quit cheating huh he just cheated he had one Health and then he’s like no no no I’m not dying so I can loan you some some money Health go bye-by yeah here it is here it is yeah he’s he’s a
Cheater okay he’s got one Health so I don’t know what his deal is with this part he sucks you he sucks you okay I’m spam out of it and now he’s got maybe you have to kill him a certain number of times and he only before he uh he did
Just steal half of his health it’s okay we’ve got ways of dealing with half of his health okay suck me again okay suck me again there we go okay so he just gets he gets a freebie heal all the way up to Max or up to half
Again uh it’s another Duke another metal Duke the X-Men no they just kind of have enough accessories to survive he’s encased in a golden shell okay he just didn’t want to get hit for that period I guess that’s fine man whatever floats your boat oh yeah I just have like every
Exess boss accessory on and they they all shoot and do stuff oh yeah that one does a [ __ ] ton of damage but it’s so slow that I don’t think it would catch up to this guy at all so I’m not using it let’s see in case maybe when he gets out of
This case it’ll [ __ ] him up yeah and then he just cries okay he is a guy he shoots big vortex he shoots Vortex things tooo oh he’s like all the pillars he shoots nebula and Vortex and all the now he’s solar solar mode I think yeah man that’s for
Sure what was the what was the point of that though he didn’t do anything with it can I just oh wow that was big can I just eat him with this no sir I prefer to stay out of your uh your [ __ ] okay he doesn’t seem that bad though if I
Landed to pick up my the hearts that I dropped for my thing more I would be fine he does need to despawn though his [ __ ] ass needs to let’s [ __ ] him dude he’s sucking me in he’s Invincible okay he’s Invincible while he changes forms here’s time
Stop I don’t know what the purpose of that other is other than like looking cool the nurse is not at home she’s at the edge of the platform here you can teleport to me she’s right on me okay I think he tried to follow he tried to follow you and you left he
Despawned I see this is solar mode is charging now he’s in Vortex it looks like yeah I don’t know if we now he’s a nebula now he’s Stardust nebula again he keeps giving me berserk Discord potion let’s you teleport out of those real quick that’s a solar big booms those hurt a lot
Actually thanks oh I might need to get to the nurse if I can get out of here oh here’s the eyeball thing this kind of [ __ ] me up last time moons he’s bringing the moon oh the moon bounces oh no it goes over him interesting hey I like the squeaky toy activating on
The big moons that’s cool okay yeah that [ __ ] be dead thought that you were I thought oh here we go small Target very fast just look on the map you know I this is it’s hard when there’s this many projectiles but if you press tab to get the full screen map you
Can just like see their icon on the map and then um yeah he’s probably fine okay let’s go I’ll try to I’ll actually God I need to not get berserked stop making me shoot man he truffle back cuz he just got killed woo I got nine health I’m leaving this plane of
Existence oh Divine wrath killed me of course I don’t know I just I guess I got too far away from him and it just killed me what do you mean trying toci maybe I should turn off I didn’t mean to press that but well he’s here
Now okay you’re the you have so more projectiles than me I shoot out two little laser beams and a little snowflake okay man huh it is so much easier to see now yeah that’s a lot of Health let’s go time stop dumb [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] dumb
[ __ ] you time stop you [ __ ] idiot I’m eating so much more [ __ ] than I was before my time stops ready in two seconds time stop time it up there we go quit moving your time stopped knock it off is on my screen’s moving oh my God screen is a nightmare man
Oh oh this is this one’s bad oh [ __ ] why did what poison Skies sh need to track this [ __ ] on the map instead of the screen because I cannot see [ __ ] on the screen maybe we should save our time stops for whenever we’re low Health instead of just to do damage
Actually time stop would be perfect to like time stop and then run and go to the nurse Earth Scythe does a [ __ ] ton of damage when it hits the world may never know maybe we should both get that [ __ ] coin gun thing and just only use that the the one takes
Gold the giant laser beam of death well my slow one but I’m not using that cuz I wouldn’t be able to hit him with it because it’s so slow this fight is too fast-paced like I can hold it out here and just kind of
Hope it I guess I can kind of kite him into the middle of it yeah I get you I’m I don’t know what’s going on oh actually I think this I think this this Sky thing might be his face oh I just got sucked why am i w wow
Okay maybe I should put the suponic soul on just go absolute insano mode all over the arena I think I get hit more doing that honestly cuz the thing is most of these bosses are just programmed to keep up with your speed so it doesn’t matter how
Fast you can go you won’t be able to outrun them and so actually going faster just me to run into more Projectiles she should be in that top house but maybe she decided not to be there he’s not even here he’s somewhere else okay he’s up and he’s coming down I don’t think I’m hitting at all with this yeah when you broke that break that rope that’s happened a couple times to
Me oh here we go we’re in the come zone now I don’t know if I’m supposed to stay out of them or hold on let’s time stop and can I I can’t get to the nurse I’m oh okay you’re just going to drag me down to [ __ ] hell where are we going okay
For I mean probably at least one of your projectiles is hitting him the nurse just took me about 10 clicks to get to get a heal from her what oh thank you Just did CU I got low I’m just going to chill here for a second oh god there it all goes okay I keep shooting at you cuz you’re a bigger Target yeah got God’s tiniest hit box this is the stage where I just randomly die and I don’t know what exactly is the
Cause that’s right you still have time to regen so it helps a bit I’m about to run out of breath I got to get the low okay uh huh yeah really I need like a giant arrow on the screen pointing to the boss at all times probably I think there is actually I
Think I’ve used it before there would be nice if there’s a mod that doesn’t show any projectiles except for enemy ones just your weapons just don’t shoot any projectiles come down my friend for I just got hit with those orange SS or yellow sits three times in a row that
Sucked I’m just taking them across the world sucky sucky [ __ ] [ __ ] you me too I’m still at full health somehow even though I just got hit by a laser beam oh maybe those are my laser beams I have no idea to be oh now I’m not full
Health I’m going to time stop and regen for a second some of these nice fragments here just chill and okay probably be good to learn specifically is he oh I’m [ __ ] dead so pick up those hearts next to you if when you need them that move looks fun double fisted [ __ ] you
I need to remember to pull out my Vortex thing whenever he goes in the middle like that cuz just sits there for a while yeah I kind of feel the same way but he also has 4 million health so I think that’s more the problem uh you have a debuff and it’ll go
Away I’m really trying to pay attention to projectiles and Dodge them but I just it’s so hard to tell anything that’s going on on get back here [ __ ] stop being at the top of the [ __ ] Universe yep I need this [ __ ] to come down from the sky okay oh wow cool oh
Wow that phase is fun for sure I think you might want to try a different weapon try your gold one e how much did you have I don’t know either there I think I took damage for not attacking him cuz I had like this like this poison
Effect I was just losing health over time even when nothing was hitting me and it killed me it would be so funny if this is the Run you just kill him while I’m dead the whole time not bad for I’m eating [ __ ] from every Source no I forgot I had it all right
Ready muttin is going to beat our ass so hard what no we’ll beat this guy guy’s a jump not green mode I yeah I have no idea if you’re supposed to stay inside or outside of that I know that one hurts that’s what I do know I got my [ __ ] giant Vortex on
Him no no I moved okay here’s this phase I don’t like this phase very much oh death laser the only way I sort of know what’s going on in this fight is I just assume if it’s yellow it’ll hurt me so I run away from yellow
Things I like when you stand still like that so I can put my Vortex ritual on him it’s my favorite part ow my I don’t know where my time stopped we’ love to see that Spike of lag you should time stop okay mine’s going to be recharged in 6
Seconds so I can do it again I time stopped hopefully that saves your ass oh that one hurts a lot a big [ __ ] laser ow he’s not even on my screen man I couldn’t even see your laser that’s messed up son of a [ __ ] is so hard to keep track
Of you should time stop as soon as you have it okay [ __ ] you yeah nice damn really just the time the time stop is what we we needed yeah actually kind of crazy oh he doesn’t he doesn’t insta kill you with the skulls the skulls do a lot of damage but
They don’t insta kill you I can’t even you’re so fast I don’t even have the suic skull on I am about to die though I’m flying as fast as I can oh I respawned is he still there um I don’t think so I there was a block why was there a block
There this killed me chob we [ __ ] all right let’s try it again ready let’s go he Nerfs the suic so he makes it not fast I got stuck on the damn block again he Nerfs my soul Jacob why don’t you break the block I couldn’t find
It you can only find it when you don’t found it I got this they call me the clutch K he’s he’s traveling at Mock zero he’s not doing damage to me I got this uh I [ __ ] you not I lost because the server lagged I think and he teleported
Into me Jacob I think him not doing damage to you was the server lagging he spawned on me oh [ __ ] he spawned on me you see that it’s all time I how much health does he have does it did it work no [ __ ] I’m dead me too all right let’s try again holy
[ __ ] just keep running just keep running that’s my plan he’s catching up to me I’ve been revived okay I somehow didn’t die from that he got me he’s at like half though he teleported in front of me teleporting is like the only way I can avoid that [ __ ]
Move you’re so much faster than I am what you’re so much faster than I am I don’t know I’m just holding f [ __ ] hey did you die no you were too far you were so far away that you despawn oh okay anything but running straight away just doesn’t work there we go again
I just tanked that [ __ ] that hurt I have one Health exactly is kind of crazy I I why are you so fast 3 2 1 I’m slow again oh I did not get off to a good start ah wall 3 2 1 go boom keeping him perfect distance from us
Ah he’s gaining he’s gaining how is he gaining how is he gaining this is about to be bad time for me here we go turn around big Switcheroo he makes you slow what he’s the one that makes you slow did he despawn I think so but whenever he’s targeting you he limits
Your movement speed to a certain amount Bingo Bingo Bingo b I don’t want to leave the cono Bing Bong I don’t want to leave the I don’t want to leave the Coning what did you despawn yeah where is he he’s dicing me go I’m slow keep them in the arena if you can too late sometimes I’m slow I don’t know he despawned stay in the arena this time okay so as soon as the gold runs out you’re [ __ ] but until then it’s
Pretty good what if we time our Golds there we go I’m gold oh okay I we can beat him if I hit my if I would have hit my gold we would have beat him there he just instantly [ __ ] killed me okay so once once I die whoever he
Targets first once that person dies pop gold exactly once you take damage gold I’m gold okay just going to spam attacks at him as soon as you die I’m gold what’s the plan I’m gold get my gold ran out okay okay okay okay okay we almost
Got him I just need to do better DPS while you’re in Gold form I completely forgot that we had a strategy go golden I’m gold nope I not never mind I pressed the rck button okay we’ll turn that one more time where I actually remember our strategy all right
Wow that was not how it was supposed to go golden okay I didn’t summon any summons it’s all right we’ll see how it goes I’m fighting him like a mad man I’m insane I’m literally Bonker I’m going I respawned he despawned when you died
What why I don’t know he just I think he were slightly too far away from me oh I should have golden the moment you take damage you want to Golden yeah I just keep thinking that he’s going to go for you first and then sometimes goes for me first I’m
Gold he’s not taking any damage what the hell can I kite until Gold’s off cool down again no oh of course it would my golden would leave right as all those hit me okay I’m golden don’t get too close [ __ ] can still hit you no he spawned on me I’m going gold gold
Okay I’m out of gold I’m out of gold I’m out of gold dead go PR gold I’m out of gold dead no no way how much health was he at like barely below half there’s also a chance that mutant is easier than this guy and we could beat
Mutant with our current setup and then we could kill dungeon guardian after mutant oh my I am golden idiot sugma sugandi nuts clown hey you almost went to half and you died right at the beginning that’s good fam Shazam he spawned in me yeah he kind of spawned me too I immediately got
Hit once Bing soon as we take damage golden it up I’m gold [ __ ] he teleported into me and he was waiting for me as soon as I got out of gold he just teleports me yeah his his movement is very laggy he just yeah I’m only doing it like 100
GPS oh wow somehow I didn’t get murdered by that golden I think he’s on me he’s on me [ __ ] I wasted my gold he’s so low wait he’s still alive oh I respawned what the [ __ ] is he still here I don’t see him I don’t think he’s here
I think he despawned he was so low when he left me we got this we got this is he on you yeah are you golden yeah okay trying to see if I can take his aggro somehow oh okay he is left golden damn I apparently touching any of your
Movement Keys doesn’t take you out of Golds you can just hold space bar and like left or right and you’ll start moving that’s what that’s what I’ve been doing my brains attack really fast I respawn damn it left again why does bro keep leaving uh there he is
Damn here we go he’s on me this time yeah look at that look at those sries I’m gold right up here oh he’s right in the middle of this [ __ ] is this the play is this what we’ve been needing all along he’s on me he left you for me what
The hell the [ __ ] that doesn’t normally happen there’s a flaw in the plan in the design okay he’s on you take CST is no longer after us don’t worry that means he’s despawned what that he’s despawned [ __ ] he he okay he literally went on my screen bang damn you got low instantly he
Instantly spawned on me that’s awesome I’m trying to stand as close as I can without taking aggro so I can light him up but he’s so he’s low it’s like halfish so these brains are at least hitting him while he’s no you’re not near the prisms the prisms aren’t
Shooting uh a little a couple of them are he so damn what are we going do I wish he had a health bar man I want to just I want to see how how we’re doing okay I’ll try to go golden near the right in the middle of the prisms this time
Go there we go look at that look at that damage look at that damage look at that seeing him being afraid he’s going to go for me I think he’s going from me instantly killed me I was holding movement I had to go I had to go
Immediately but he’s still right next to a whole bunch of them damn it no he’s not okay this is this is a dud this is a dud run just just get me bang he really does just spawn right inside your ass every time look at that look at that look at
His health I’m hitting him with a different weapon cuz I can actually see him on my screen right now okay I’m right in the middle of all of them perfectly POS positioned we got him yes [ __ ] [Laughter] yeah there we go he’s here and he’s queer where is he uh on
Me I don’t know if that [ __ ] works on him it doesn’t I’m going gold cuz I’m low just got to heal up a little bit he has 10 million Health that was so on money what the [ __ ] is that get our enchantment oh [ __ ] you’re right I was wondering why my health was
I had such little health as a Max Health was very small oh owie owie got to dodge the i i gold it again I think I got killed because his he followed you and the the out the circle being outside the circle instantly kills you good to
Know we’ve entered a new phase of this ow where am I where am I supposed to go man okay right here there’s like one little spot oh come on what did did his health bar get filled up again no okay remember to use your gold if you get low I lost my cursor
Good news the lunatic cultist is no longer after us yo wow that’s so good it is very good that Circle changes size he does not get hit by time stop yeah that kind of makes sense gold I accidentally UNG golded um [ __ ] I’m chilling I’m literally just
Better I think he got rid of all of my enchantments okay they’re back now oh he he did he just healed up to Max you see that you’re so right my gold didn’t work and then he summons [ __ ] devour of gods even though it’s not from this
Mod oh my God my game is in slow motion this is going to be great for dodging I don’t even know where he is uh me neither I’m I’m just looking at the map I don’t know where my mouse is either I actually have the sight of my mouse
Surprisingly we just have to stay inside the circle that’s the only objective for this fight hold left click stay inside Circle we can do those things I feel right I can’t even tell if my weapon is working I don’t think it’s doing anything oh I was cursed I’m wait
Not my weapon working I guess I’ll use this least I can see this see this oh okay he took away our our things I think whoa fisheron can we have our stuff back nuke what ow how oh you have to get in the bubble there’s a bubble tiny little
Bubble you’re supposed to stand in oh this one’s a p pain in the [ __ ] nut sack I’m going golden great idea I should have done that I’ll do it right now actually hey how’s it going oh you’re [ __ ] as soon as you get out oh no you’re not you’re fine you’re
This time perfectly that’s great okay he healing uh yeah he does that he heals up to Max just casually you know how it be healing up to Max 10 million Health in the middle of a this is the time we can say 10 million health and it’s not an exaggeration he actually has
10 million health and I’ve won one I have one fun fact no I did okay okay what you know about rolling down in the Deep when your brain goes num we going call that mental freeze all the people turn to that in slow motion yet I feel like an astronaut in the
Dodge the eyeballs Dodge the eyeballs Dodge eyeball and nuke those are good dodge dodge eyballs dodge eyballs the nukes are mine oh he has nukes in the second phase so like yeah now he’s he starts shooting nukes at us he has Duke fishron attacks he sure does I’m just going to start
Dodging I don’t know what’s hitting me yeah oh there we gole teleport okay didn’t help that much honestly but oh I for I hate this attack there’s one there’s there’s one break in it somewhere in the bubble over here remember gold what do you do about
That [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] I’m going gold I’m not dealing with this [ __ ] [ __ ] your horeshit man the rain’s not telegraphed the drain is he shoots he there’s like these targets that appear lower down that show where the rain’s going to be and you can um they were
Across the entire Arena from me yeah you just have to get there I was there I went to them like oh it’s not going to be there and then it was there oh he has a sword I want rain to stop I well I didn’t mean to click it but I did so
We’re here now this is a one mhm I’ll just I’ll try time once we get to second phase and he does the dumb [ __ ] with all the eyes I’ll try time stopping that and then you can try timeing I sincerely doubt it does literally still worth a
Shot time stop worked on this guy then on Abomination so it could at least work on this guy’s projectiles we B him to like almost a quarter he’s about to go phase 1.5 he’s entering phase 1.5 okay not this phase this one’s not the worst this’s pretty bad okay okay he
Threw a pillar at me that kind of hurt ow that actually really hurt I have to go into gold I don’t know what’s hurting me he’s doing different he just made the Star of David the [ __ ] okay time stop look it it worked they’re Frozen no they’re not oh the
Lines were frozen on my screen they just hadn’t gone away [ __ ] [ __ ] maybe this would be easier with Calamity well yeah Calamity weapons stupid boom he’s here I was not ready I was itching my leg didn’t ask L CL ratio plus your wife plus your mom plus something D
Me I’m doing no I’m only doing 10,000 damage I can see where he is I do like 50 yeah seeing where he is is different story I can do 100K if I can see where he’s at you can’t quite do that you like0 actually if I could get point
Blank with this thing I could do 200k but that’s not really happening with this guy you can do 200k a second then it would only take a minute to kill him well I take lots of damage in the process cuz I have to be literally touching him okay we got mutant curse I’m
Pressing okay didn’t work it didn’t work that’s okay you know that doesn’t make sense it is disabled that’s a good point but we can still use our gold so it’s not entirely Circle just fly in a circle just fly in a circle just fly in a circle just fly in a
Circle just fly I’m flying in a circle I’m flying in a circle and I’m avoiding laser beams I’m flying in a circle Duke fish Ron I heard him I what the [ __ ] is that God what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that the
[ __ ] is that the fu is that what the [ __ ] is that I’m [ __ ] gold man I’m out of this [ __ ] mm no sir I’m just staying gold for as long as I can okay I’m out of gold I don’t like being here this place is scary pillars
Oh that those hurt everything hurts we can beat his ass during his first H all we can hear we you like no damage maybe this ends maybe this ends and he goes back to normal maybe we just have to survive honestly [ __ ] us it really is we’re in a really bad spot for
Him hi sir oh [ __ ] a somehow I survived that but he’s nuking now oh God you [ __ ] with yeah first phase is no problem this guy is chump I don’t even get hit during first phase just just I just fly in a circle around him I got hit but I squeaky to love to hear it oh I’m getting hit I said I’m not going to get and I’m actually getting hit this time I’m standing still and shooting him with my laser beam I’m pretty good oh my ear hurts why does my ear
Hurt he’s attacking you outside the game I wonder if we can DPS him enough if we can kill him first phase no he he stops taking damage whenever he goes into second yeah he does but like we’ve we’ve gotten him lower than when he gets into second phase before so theoretically if
We do enough damage I don’t think so yes see stops taking damage so we got him at like 300,000 last time I don’t think so no he was at 5 mil something No he does it around 5 mil every time 3 mil 3 mil it was at 3 mil no it was 5 mil I was watching that [ __ ] that one hurts so bad you know maybe it’s just RNG maybe we just have to keep fighting him until
We get the good attacks that are easy to dodge [ __ ] man [ __ ] man going gold yeah I’m agree with you there but I’m UNG Golding to DPS more I’m yeah you do ah ah ah my bones my bones my bones my precious bones bones bones bones bones boner fart boner fart boner fart
Boner fart bur bur bur burn man burn big burer man big burer here you go burner for oh pill all right do8 million damage I’m just trying to avoid this how many seconds of gold too many oh [ __ ] ain’t no way man keeps despawning my thing I can’t hold my Vortex thing out
Just think this weapon I like this weapon just cuz I can actually see what’s going on with it CU it has very clear easy to follow with projectiles no just lasers just a laser where’s this guy did on DPS 120,000 let’s go okay we did get 3 million yeah you’re
So right but he heals up all the way so it doesn’t [ __ ] matter oh he’s starting off with this I’m golden h time stop work huh oh time didn’t for me I think it only works for the person that it like does cuz it looked like it worked when I did it
Too oh [ __ ] I don’t want to be there I time stop that maybe it’ll save me kind of saved me I didn’t take any damage while time stop was active so that counts for something helped me a little bit get in course I was actually I happen to be
Right next to it so I didn’t take like any damage oh where where I couldn’t find that one you need gold man I already did oh oh okay okay it’s up here right here’s the good spot I saw the I saw the thing yeah where the skulls
Are oh pill I don’t like the pillar one pillar one [ __ ] hurts I think I can gold again I am presently gold I am also presently gold or you can do 5 million damage yeah it should be fine time stop idiot where’s my laser it didn’t he didn’t
Time stop this projectile is kind of did okay nope nope sugma Suma Suma Suma Suma Suma sugma sugma I’ve been res resurrected the power of the body and blood of Christ holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] man well that was we got him to half one a second phase yeah we did it’s just God
Damn man I need to find there we go I’m small and Tiny you’re small and Tiny I got a lot of Destroyers it’s like that oneand that Skyler had in Calamity Melee sucks man go back to uh you know not life get up the platform the platform oh yeah I’m getting a nice
Crispy 30,000 damage per second I’m getting a nice 60k ah we need to take him left more get back oh dodged magnificently see this thing the nice thing about is that I think it is homing oh in the bubble The Bu I’m doing I’m still doing 30k damage I’m doing yeah doing roughly
30k I was doing so good and then this oh more Duke more Duke fish run Ron fish okay now we’re doing this [ __ ] no don’t worry I got it’s only 9 million Health man I got this easy I should go there oh maybe it was fine cuz I dodged that sword
Attack the freeze time oh freeze time does not work on that all I have no health G ging gameing let toy gaming it’s toy gaming yeah I think our weapons are better okay this phase is no problem oh wow what what what what the what’s what’s happening what you know I’m okay with
This it means we didn’t have to waste our time doing damage to him when he’s just going to heal up how do you get out of this how do you get out of that uh don’t [ __ ] why I my gold doesn’t work my go doesn’t work I think they they
Might have patched it where the gold doesn’t work now he’s he disables it like he’s supposed to um I’m still we’re still dropping bones though give me these give me these [ __ ] bones I need these [ __ ] bones man what is that that’s why I could not
Run of it the AL the asphal the assle road’s got to go okay let’s go again and I only do like 40,000 DPS I’m only 30k now I’m doing 80k he has to be staying still for that to work I don’t know why you dropped second phas so early last time that’s
Weird I keep I lost other there my mouse I’ve lost my mouse like 10 times already changing mind to black helped me a lot maybe I should try that what he’s I think the mod updated or something cuz he looks a little different than he uh
Did last time I checked oh all the way over here what he doing okay gold does work gold does work which didn’t work for me last time for some reason oh you can teleport while you’re still in Gold that’s huge ow damn bro these shurikens are [ __ ]
Up ow ow ouchie ouchie ouchie ouchie ouchie ouchie I’ve been revived and I have no Health which means I’m present current oh a that move [ __ ] blows how am I not dead I oh I got revived the second time oh okay pillar to through the cranium the [ __ ] okay you did it again
So I get I guess sometimes it just happens I was not ready for this I was not prepared I was not prepared I’m I’m dying I’m dying I’m eating [ __ ] did you gold I’m golden gold is good gold is great gold is good to let us thank him for our food amen
Uhoh oh this is not the move that I thought it was going to be ow sword what the [ __ ] he swung that [ __ ] like a sword yeah he does that you not seen that move that move [ __ ] blows I have no health I need to bre why
He’s doing way more damage than he was before I feel like leave me alone man give me some help time stop you hit by every projectile nope no I didn’t time stop baby you can’t see it but that we we [ __ ] this guy up easy what the [ __ ] okay perfect this is good
Him going to second phase early is actually so good because it means that we can just jump right into it okay stand below him ow two fish run hurts I’m going have to gold in a second or I’m going to freaking die in a fiery death okay I’m gold
I’m just going to stand still for this go go Turtle where’s my turtle my turtle didn’t activate maybe this guy is secretly impossible in multiplayer cuz he has too much health what the [ __ ] why did it start there okay he’s he’s je okay that’s
Fine where oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m already [ __ ] he always puts it on opposite damn sides man I’m going gold I’m dead if I don’t going kill my is what the [ __ ] is this this is new no he’s done this one like every time we fought him
Okay okay he sliced he sliced me but I got revived so it’s all good I don’t really know how to not get hit by that one I time stopped didn’t do me any good you have to stand on where the small lasers are [ __ ] that move seems impossible to
Dodge where even is he right now so he just does this [ __ ] I guess guess they have pity on us and they’re like yeah let’s just put him straightened up second phase so they don’t have to deal with first phase cuz it’s too easy for them anyways yeah we’re just too
Good I already don’t know how to read that move I’m gold [ __ ] that [ __ ] oh pillars I hate these [ __ ] pillars man I tell you what these pillars blow [ __ ] baloney meatballs everywhere all over the damn place freeze timed oh and I exploded as soon as freeze time ended all
Right I’m actually going to live so long and you’re going to be jealous I don’t know how to dodge this the pillars the pro the the the things that they leave behind yeah you just kind of get [ __ ] by that I think I don’t think there’s much to do about
It look at this look at how good I’m surviving I’m dead I did so much better what if this isn’t second what if this is first first phase this time like now and he he regains all his health again well then we kill ourselves okay good plan hey man where I’ve
Um oh you summoned him I was reading the wiki man no no no no no [ __ ] [ __ ] come the new fish other God these destroyers do so much damage he how do you avoid that I’ll go I I’ll try Gemini glaves on him and see what
Happens what the [ __ ] this mov you this I one no the other one the Gemini glaz oh yeah that’s yeah I was about to say I was like no I’m pretty sure we’ve seen all that I mean I am I’m doing like 30k DPS which is pretty good I’m already out about to
Die I’ve been trying to dodge your projectiles yeah you got to stop trying cuz uh I’m going gold I’m dead hi sir I have no health so this is not going to last long Gite glave seem kind of crazy though I mean this is the this is like the most
Damage we’ve done no it’s not we had him at 7.9 mil in the last fight and he was 8 mil there that was fast all right let’s go are you ready kids uh yep you have the summon I do indeed let’s go Buster I like that move that one you
Know that one’s okay maybe you can just keep doing that one this one’s I don’t know how the this one’s oh actually this one okay you just have to get in the pocket and then go with yeah but if you’re on the side there’s no pocket you’re [ __ ] yeah yeah that’s true
But I don’t know how this one confuses me I just try to run away as far as I can go and it I don’t even know what’s hitting me man okay this one’s ow that was the wrong side gold okay you have the summon oh yes you
Do okay I’m going to use my I’m going hold shift I’m going to use my Precision thing small hit box for the win it’s going to make all I’m that I [ __ ] move I’m gold I’m gold that I gold that move I’m holding sh nothing’s happening do you see a little box
No I’m gold Fu you [ __ ] ass [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] your mother’s a [ __ ] you’re a [ __ ] your father’s a [ __ ] your mom’s a [ __ ] your sister a [ __ ] your grandma [ __ ] person who develop this modore let’s go mutant so bad at dodging this move okay I already got a gold cuz he’s
Beating my ass time stop let’s uh stop those projectiles real quick just so I can get a little bit of healing in so I did even worse there we go do your thing little man [Applause] I’m at one Health I’m dead you are at less than one so I
Cannot focus when using those German GL bang do your thing this thing is I think it’s doing less damage but it is way easier to focus on dodging and everything else with this compared to like half the other weapons I’ve used oh sword ow nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke
M hate I’m Golding my three Health cannot take this [ __ ] let’s go that one’s I’m I’m I cannot avoid that one ever I always eat [ __ ] on it I’m just eating [ __ ] I’m outside of a circle I’m I’m stuck I’m stuck in a wall teleport I got pulled so
Hard oh this [ __ ] is miserable turned off all my information things except for time cuz they’re bluck my screen I don’t need that [ __ ] I don’t need the type of energy negative energy in my life okay this one down I like wow I I took so much damage
Even though why did he why did he so high why did he just PL I wonder if cuz he doesn’t like being underground he’s trying to take us up here nuke I never notice it I never noticed and I always eat sh I’ll call it out as soon as I see
It and you can teleport into the circle if you can find it this one the N the Duke fishron one always hits me ow I don’t know I genuinely don’t know how to dodge this one I just kind of improvise and it doesn’t normally work well I have 13 Health pillar
Pillars kind of hurt a lot okay okay let’s [ __ ] go Spears what’s hitting me what the what the [ __ ] hitting me me what’s hitting me man nothing’s hitting me I’m getting hit by the air that move I I don’t see that move or this move yes cuz the mod’s up been updated
There’s an old video [ __ ] damn it I keep accidentally jumping out of the [ __ ] thing no don’t think just do just more fighting maybe I need to turn on the music to Hype myself up this one’s just out here okay this one I don’t know what it
Means it shows like the way that he’s going to be throwing them but it’s just it’s confusing it doesn’t help me me I can dodge the shurikens I just can’t Dodge the leaf circles I can’t Dodge the shurikens that’s my great just have circles where they just they
Aren’t see the problem with the spear move is he bounces back the forth between us so I can’t tell where he’s going to fire them so you can’t you literally you can’t all right this M’s good I like this move I think he always alternates left to right
So can just kind of pre-run okay this one is not all right this one can be all right depending on how I do I did not do it good that time oh the Destroyers I don’t know how to avoid them I just kind of fly around and hope that they don’t hit me
Ow it also doesn’t help because we’re in multiplayer it he like will focus on one of us okay he just shoot he shot the skeleton things at both sides so I thought that it was the top was the safe one okay I’m going gold dead there’s no point in going gold
Going gold that doesn’t heal you enough for it to like be useful I’ve I’ve come to the conclusion that going gold just plac it got me through those two attacks and sometimes it it lets my healing potion go off cool down let’s get this [ __ ] D done get her done
Seems I think he always does everything in the same order which means once we memorize all his attacks and become goated should be should be fine this the spear attack I think is the main one that gets us to be honest and this one this one [ __ ] me up gold brain
Ow right as I got out too messed up man I’m doing I’m actually doing okay at dodging until we get to the okay he’s he’s mixing it up he’s starting with pillars this time bottom Duke of the fish of Ron okay ow I always I never Dodge that
One I’ll just chill here for a little [Applause] bit I can live with that one these two are okay this one’s not okay I’m so bad at dodging that one I can’t the [ __ ] no wow those were fast really fast sir okay can this destroyers [ __ ] off up up up up up sh
Damn little little little I’m gold down oh huh maybe I should make the nuke fish run too yeah let’s go first try win first try w I ring around Ros can’t me I just ring around the r you can’t hit me ring around the RO pocket full of [ __ ]
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah do your thing [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the ending to The Eternity playthrough so actually guys we can’t beat the boss we literally can’t beat the boss and so we’re just going to [ __ ] cry about it I think I don’t
Think the nuke fish wants to play I feel like I’m doing way less damage wow that was bad who’s home of be home they home yeah I don’t know what to do about the leaf crystals either to be honest with you maybe that’s when I should use my
Gold so I don’t eat [ __ ] during that oh these Destroyers so [ __ ] me up pretty bad he whenever he’s doing this thing the spears he forces me to go through his lasers because like if he’s targeting onto you just it destroys me oh I didn’t I did not realize that
Was happening should have but I never do is it pillars it’s pillars [ __ ] I accidentally dodged I figured it out what’ you figure out how to dodge that move oh the laser one yeah I think I did too you just go where the big lasers were before right I thought
You had to go where the small lasers were I thought that too I have cthulu why is he here you know maybe it’s time to take a little nappy right here just you know just chill me just go over here this is fine I died I win this easy
This is chump change for me this is easiest thing I’ve ever I’m trying to figure out any cheese but I don’t know I don’t know any way to cheese this guy that’s not just actual cheating cheating let’s cheat you’re so right let’s cheat oh my God you’re so
Right oh my god let’s turn on God mode cheating is never sounded so good holy [ __ ] I want to be done with this so bad maybe if I put my eyes closed a little better holy [ __ ] I have an idea actually I still alive yeah oh nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke
I live surprisingly long considering I had my eyes closed why’d you close your eyes you think it was going to help maybe man it probably didn’t hurt that much if I can’t see the projectiles they can’t see me exactly okay DOD that one perfectly I’m a [ __ ] gamer H once more Uno
M once SW into the free as said by John L John linen the 47th president of the United States of America man did both his spear moves back to back that’s [ __ ] up those ones hurt okay he’s going big jungus big chungles big chungus big chungus CH nuk nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke
Nuke nuke nuke nuke nuke wow I really got there in time wow no I did not ow I just I need to learn how to dodge a spear attacks that’s those I that’s that’s we’re going no accidentally UNG golded it’s all over projectile time stop [ __ ] you I’m staying over here
They’re all going to come come flying through once oh boy I’m about to get majorly okay actually wasn’t too terrible that hurt but okay okay this is fine there we go [Laughter] pillars but do you have the mutant summon yeah all right spawn him in stay
On top of me cuz if he goes if he drags me out of this it’s all over he has to stay directly on top of me oh he got me I forgot to start recording I don’t knowes that matter not like anything happened yeah I’m dead he’s outside of the box nuke there
Is I’m going gold yeah the box is atrocious the box is really good we’re doing better we’ve done better on this fight than we did the last one we didn’t have the box but my death was due to the Box my survival was due to the Box okay start off with a nice
Gold I learn how to dodge this move on I could just avoid it okay he’s going to sword after this and the other thing for this one you go sword go under there we go Dodge that laser beams okay Dodge those okay this one’s hard to dodge cuz he
Just [ __ ] goes and random ass spots where’s he going up I don’t know how you avoid that you have to be on the um either like off center so you don’t get hit by the little ones or on the outside and then go inside after the yellow ones get
Shot cuz the yellow ones hit the exact spot that’s safe from the other ones en damn okay got him pretty low oh I’m getting getting getting I’m already at half Health like I sucked around I’m already about to die how you my God don’t stand yeah there you
Go I don’t know why sometimes his AI just sends him to Heaven I I don’t know I think maybe I think he has a certain height that he likes being and he just goes there so maybe I just need to start him summoning slightly higher up so we
Don’t get sucked in the first two seconds I have no idea this is the only one I legitimately have no idea how to [Applause] dodge don’t like being that low I get you it’s okay it’s all right man no need to maybe come over here instead of come into the nice big arena yeah good boy 5.8 mil again yeah we got this guy just got to do him couple more times there we go ready
Good we beat this guy so easy already starting off with a favorite okay time for this one this one’s fun okay sure we won’t nuke where is he there he is okay I like this one this is like the easiest one to dodge which is why I like it this one’s a little
Harder oh got myself in a pretty suboptimal position there ow oh I dodged I did so bad dodging that I sucking major fat Willie on all of this this one’s fine remember he does the big sword after this so be ready to dodge under that you just walk on go underneath him
He just he didn’t do the sword what the [ __ ] I guess this is another option and he just normally does the sword I’m going gold I’m eating poop and butts and farts I got another 10 seconds before my health potion is available so okay okay 17 health and a dream oh
Y I guess so I don’t know I think he’s got some options but he just normally does it the same way every time hey we got him yeah we got to 4 and a half mil and that was our first one we weren’t warmed up at all we got this easy easy
Claps okay good guess he’s having some issues okay I don’t know that one’s really hard to avoid I don’t know how to avoid a spear attacks that’s my biggest issue wrong side no does he shoot skulls out of the top and bottom you have to look at where
The red beam is the red beam is where the bad stuff’s going to be it is very long you going to do sword no he’s not he’s going straight into this that’s so weird he’s mixing it up what I hate that his he he never puts the spear actually where his thing was
At the last minute he just changes it slightly pisses me off W I have you have the summon yeah I also have the summon did you click it no okay good okay starting off the devour of gods you’re also starting off by getting yed into the sky okay starting off with this
Sword oh what yeah his move order is all out of whack that was way too close for those I cannot I can never do okay he’s just taking me all around the world he keeps going up and down and up and down it’s really screwing me over just stay
In one spot man like godd damn no I’m just going to die cuz you died okay starting off with the good one I rate it okay oh I’m getting you I’m getting pulled into lasers Destroyers I love the Destroyers actually don’t I don’t know why I hate that he summons them so
Often he didn’t wasn’t doing that before but now he’s oh [ __ ] I just got I got pulled into was attacks 47 trillion times what is this what move is he even doing right now okay now he’s doing the spears but before that literally had like I had lost a quarter of my health
And then I got pulled into with lasers and dropped down to a quarter of my health and a sword yeah you’re going a sword now he’s he sorted normally okay ow okay nuke no [ __ ] you suck my [ __ ] idiot okay we’re going to get a okay this is fine okay just got
Owned okay somehow I got two sniper rifles and a sniper scope from that fight he starting off emerging into my body why doing two spear moves back to back it’s evil man nuke he’s pulling me he’s pulling me so much damage from him pulling me with his his box cuz he just moves
Around there nothing you can really do about it other than just take it and hope to be fine this one’s f did he skip sworting yet again yep okay awesome I’m dead I forget how to dodge that move from inside the circle what he to the spear before it launched what huh magic
Jacob game I have a game theory what leave the server I’m going to summon him in and then you’re going to join after I summon him okay we’re going to see what happens might not do anything okay all right join speed running see if the mod might prevent you
From I’m in you’re in are you alive you only 7 million health okay he’s sucking me sucking me real bad wait a minute my soul f is active he does he’s not even recognizing you you’re probably not even trapped by the circle wait I’m going gold I got this let me Sol
One don’t get too so on my screen I don’t know what you’re seeing but if Pro house aren’t even working on my screen um so I’m not getting hit by anything really really I think if you die though it’ll he’ll despawn I think okay so I better not
Die I just have to dodge like a the goat I got to be I better fight he’s he’s attack he’s targeting you on my screen oh I’m normal now oh I’m I’m I’m broken again it’s fine every time I get hit every time I get hit I get I get [ __ ] all
Right not a problem no problems here officer I’m going to go gold in a second so I don’t die save your gold okay as long for for his thing his third phas he’s got 500,000 Health he’s he’s going down very quickly I’m not even doing anything man okay here we
Go he’s in third phase no attacking just dodging you can’t gold you can’t gold you can’t gold okay no no it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s literally fine it’s literally fine we’re just going to we’re just we’re just going to
Run it back we’re just going to run it back the server all right join this is smarter not harder oh I’m still firing three nukes probably still want to I was going to say you probably still want to dodge the attacks but you didn’t take any damage from that
So I guess you’re good nuke this one I have to dodge that one’s scary if I can get in his ass crack I can do a lot of DPS to him where is he uh he’s actually beating my ass right now holy [ __ ] how do we already get him this
Low um I figured something El I went gold because I need to heal up for this Final Phase I’m screwed I wonder if I leave him rejoin during his Final Phase if I can bug that one too I will be dead before you get back my brother in Christ okay okay healing up
How do you dodge this one you have to go like in between the lasers just like the other one there’s just way more that’s these are all the same as the other moves they’re just or most of them are you just have to dodge better cuz it’s way more
Projectiles this one you have to dodge it’s uh the big laser like the the pixie boss lady oh sh I should have just teleported to the other side I’m [ __ ] stupid oh no you can’t you can’t teleport you can but it it it it moves
It move it move it move okay well he had like he only had like 50,000 health so we just have to survive like 1 second longer all right join oh he’s starting off with throwing pillars at me where is he does me time stomach help you no it
Doesn’t do a single damn thing I see cuz it stops him my screen kind of we’re basically playing different games right now where are we going he’s gone he left I’m already at 300 health I’m already also at 300 health something’s going something’s wrong something’s wrong something’s
Wrong I healed it’s fine okay not good for you I have the I have that power I have that dog do you still have your soul Terraria yep huh here we go it’s Jacob the clutch King this is the question I don’t know how to dodge this be Assa be Assa be
Assful okay get into the innermost Circle if you can it’s easier to dodge that way I [ __ ] you not I’m dead because of the [ __ ] [ __ ] you can join join yep join I’m just I’m going to dodge so good I’m going to dodge so good
My God oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m hitting 100,000 DPS you love to see these [ __ ] numbers what what what is he in third phase he’s in third phase why is he in third phase and why does he why did he start with less Health whatever don’t question it
Whatever man I don’t care not my problem actually is my problem this is oh the edge of the arena is brutally ending my life I have two it’s fine we literally have to for like five more seconds we won what Jacob you got to survive the laser
We won no you have to survive the laser I think what if I fight him right I I I join you I fight him you go back to the base I tell you when second phase is starting and then you come back when third phase yeah third phase I don’t know if I
Can teleport to the Bas I guess we could try it all right try it did he leave no oh all right I I’ll deal with have fun are you winning yeah man I’m winning all right I’ll just uh wait right here going to dance Again never going to dance again oh you throw throw pillars at me you going to throw them at me you I wonder if we could just do that during third phase just have one person go heal with the nurse what are you going to do what you what
You going to do what you do little guy little guy what you little guy you’re just little guy you’re just little guy you are you’re still guy CH what you doing chump what you doing chump what you doing chump chumsky chumsky dude little chumper little Trumper you little Trumper
Once it hits third phase I’m just going to wait to teleport until you get low so I can miss the first couple of attacks all right he’s on third phase I am the one the one your son no need to no get R back up on the street
How do you dodge how do you dodge how do you dodge okay this one’s the hardest one you just got to Bob and weave in between all his eye lasers but he just keeps shooting out more of them I think I got it is he shooting a big laser into the
Sky yes that’s it we won yes [ __ ] him did that summon him of course it did this [ __ ] needs to perish not that this okay dungeon guardian killed him in about three hits so that’s good now we just got to no hit this entire section I’m totally no hitting it
Guys I’m no hitting it really good it killed the NPC that I needed I’ll respawn in a minute I don’t think we know hit him there let me uh do my thing and let you know when to come over here okay God this dungeon guardian weapon is
So overpower I literally like one shot mutant [Laughter] actually I don’t know if no hitting him the real way might not actually be that hard if we just practiced a little bit this laser kind of hurts one hit run away back to base you got hit it’s too
Late we can’t hit him in this phase man oh no no no I just stood still that could work then yeah get one hit in now run away before you get hit I can’t recall it won’t let me recall oh maybe because we actually summon in properly in multiplayer this
Time well I mean we guess we can just keep trying like it’s only third phase we can instantly get him to third phase basically so if we can dodge third phase I perfectly dodged all those lasers that one hit me me normally I can dodge this one pretty
Good this is actually the one where I get hit the most often cuz I just get hit by one of the projectiles the other ones I can dodge okay this one I normally get hit once or twice [Laughter] oh a e I got Aiden to say he’d play outlas Tri with this little rat but I don’t want to play all with him then we have to actually go through everything we’ve already done we can get better scores anyways that’s lame and we’re stronger and better now told my play
SI me uninstalled dead by daylight [ __ ] that trying to no hit this mutant thing I I get hit like three or four times I’m content I’m content I’m content with not cheesing to win I need I need a good finisher for the video and no hitting the mutant would be a good finisher Bad run hi Ry the you remind me of a frog [ __ ] I’ll feed you in a second baby dog baby dog baby man little baby guy damn it what’d you say O O E all right here there we go [ __ ] I already [ __ ] it why are you taking me so high sir little rat wow that was a bad run it’s only up from here couldn’t possibly get worse than that well that’s not true but hopefully it won’t get worse than that [ __ ] these damn walls are [ __ ] me over [ __ ] o Okay I need to go way off over here I stand in the same spot go up with it did that a little better inside the first layer of eyes and circle around inside two layers of eyes it seems like no that would have been so good [ __ ]
Inside one layer of eyes inside the second oh he got me with it okay only got hit twice before the laser laser I guess also I could just teleport to the other side and see how that works [ __ ] my movement’s too [ __ ] fast that’s Oh my God I’m too oh I didn’t have Precision movement on that’s my bad oh my God and that jump was just too high it’s [ __ ] up Again oh are you kidding me touch the [ __ ] wall that counts Damn okay then I walk too far classic wow that was Terrible I no I got hit [ __ ] that was so close too close to space that fast Falls or that slow fall from space is [ __ ] me over [ __ ] I just misjudged that spot oh that one goes down I hate the ones that go down on are way harder
Maybe I’m being dumb maybe I can just teleport in the rings of Eyes oh [ __ ] I should have been clicking can I do this with just teleport oh that was dangerous maybe teleporting is not exactly the play okay well I just took [ __ ] damage so there goes this run this one I don’t think teleporting would save me here oh maybe no think so
This one is the only one we’re teleport is actually kind of useful cuz I can just keep on doing this okay Okay that’s when it goes up up is good down is bad in this scenario oh [ __ ] me okay so the teleport as long as I don’t I’m not done the teleport trivializes that phase so I just have to perfectly Dodge the rest of them then get a decent
Teleport and I should be good to go and not touch the edge I keep touching the [ __ ] Edge ruins my life okay right here here we go just need an up one this is a down one down ones are bad I always get hit on the [ __ ] down
Ones this is normally mostly fine I do tend to get hit by one of those which is bad ow that was not a good teleport there we go come on I already had a run where I didn’t get hit until that that big laser last I just need to do that again and
Use the teleport this time and I got it come on there we go up is very good okay not feeling good oh this one [ __ ] that one’s hard oh I teleported too close to him okay that’s something to be careful of those are some pretty ass teleports okay come on come on
Nathan [ __ ] got this okay there we go this is nice and big gaps okay it’s fine Gap that mov oh I got picked a down one how do I keep [ __ ] picking a down one this seems like a pretty good spot for this I just [ __ ] it up I need to
Get a little bit higher so I don’t get [ __ ] by the platform okay be careful stay away from the eyes okay here we go okay I need to be right on the edge for the eye guys I can’t keep getting a down one or I need to learn how to dodge
The down one either is fine okay okay here we go Gap that moves up this is a down one oh this is the worst Poss being the bottom is the worst possible place to be for this [ __ ] okay [ __ ] that was close it’s really close we going okay need get an
Upcap I hope that’s there we go okay oh no I got a good Gap but I just got hit while I was doing it I hate being going up and down to dodgies is way easier than going left and right so I need to make sure that I’m in a better position okay
Okay on man up Gap this is an up Gap got closer than I would don’t [ __ ] this up Nathan [ __ ] no [ __ ] this up did I do it I think I did it please please please please please please tell me I did it yes let’s [ __ ]
Go I know hit the [ __ ] Mutant baby third phas I instantly killed him in first and second but still wow you made it to the end what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you like seriously if you actually watched every minute of this video and didn’t skip to the end you
Need to go touch some grass and I also owe you a [ __ ]
exactly what the title says.
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