The SADDEST Thing In Stardew Valley… 😢 #stardewvalley #shorts

Here are some sad stardo facts number one Demetrius has never once acknowledged Sebastian in any way shape or form number two your livestock can be eaten by Wolves number three George had an accident in a coal mine involving Dynamite that caused him to never walk again number four getting married to

Your spouse usually makes them give up completely on their dreams number five hat Mouse’s house has holes in it so they must get their hats wet when it’s raining

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  1. NOO HAT MOUSE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A MOD THAT FIXES HAT MOUSE'S HOUSE, AND PLEASE MOVE IT INTO TOWN, OR NEAR MARNIE'S!!! (also please make a mod that fixes the bug on some mods where it doesnt allow you to exit the farm into the bus stop, and requires you to go through town from the mountain to get to the bus stop)

  2. Demetrius really is the worst character, bro fumbles every relationship he has. His wife isn't happy, he's crazy helicoptery about his daughter, and can't even acknowledge his stepson.

  3. Oh my God! every time I would get the message about my livestock being paranoid about something bad that happened last night. I literally thought that like it was just like a warning or like just some lore. I never even realized that my animals were going misssingggggg!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

    I literally would just not even shut the door, literally ever literally ever. I didn’t think that anything could happen to your animals.

  4. Don’t forget about Jodi marrying young and having to deal with two children alone in 4 years straight.

    Oh and the 3 characters who live out of town because the people will “destroy things they don’t know”as all 3 say

    And Alex has to deal with a homophobic grandfather if you choose to marry him as a guy

    And Abigail has to deal with 2 parents who think she should stay in the kitchen instead of adventuring

    And Sam and Vincent having to keep all hope that their father would come back after 4 years

    And Marnie not being in a very good relationship

    And Leah having to deal with her ex after leaving the city he is still obsessed

    Jas being exposed to depression at such a young age and doesn’t understand

    And krobus in fear that the other shadow people will figure out he’s friends with a human

    Dang. There is so much trauma in this game for these characters 😭

  5. I like Demetrius. He sets up your cave, mails you to remind you about the moonlight jellyfish, he sends you gifts, he’s super easy to befriend.

    Personally I always read him as neurodivergent and just not getting social interactions (ex getting tomatoes when Robin asks for fruit, or not understanding why aesthetics are important to some people with the bed).

    Sebastian makes it clear he has his own father who he’s in contact with and I wouldn’t be surprised if he told Demetrius to back off when he was younger.

    I find it weird he gets all the hate meanwhile Robin brought and kept him in Sebastian’s life. She goes through his room. She doesn’t respect his job.

    Also Sebastian complains about how depressing his basement room is… geez if only he knew someone who could fix that like a carpenter 🤔 Nope can’t think of anyone.

    In conclusion Demetrius isn’t the worst he’s just not close with your emo bf 😝

  6. Something random that always drove me nuts about Demetrius (aside from the Seb stuff) is his “Tomatoes are a fruit” high horse. I’m an agriculture/botany nerd, so I know a lot about plant anatomy and how they’re classified both scientifically and culturally. Yes, tomatoes are the fruit of the plant. HOWEVER, vegetables don’t exist scientifically- they’re the cultural term for a ton of different edible parts of plants, depending on the plant. For example, carrots are roots, broccoli are unopened flower buds, lettuce are leaves, and asparagus are stems. But they’re all considered vegetables because all a vegetable is is the edible part of the plant. Therefore, a tomato CAN be a vegetable, and someone who does agricultural science as a career should know that and not be such a jerk to his wife about it

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