The Scariest Terraria Boss

The Scariest Terraria Boss

I guess I know where all the slimes are coming from what the [ __ ] you can’t get on top of my house they in the basement no they’re taking on Place stop crap I just built that place I will not have it be the death place of oh well never mind why

Are they in my basement those foolish beetles who thought they could beat they could best to the life of I freaking slimes won’t get off my porch get the [ __ ] off my porch it’s a bright brisk morning in EP Dylan is doing his best to make sure everything looks and stays all nice as where my cool stuff goes the snow Forest is turning pink that’s how you know danger is

Approaching but I’m not afraid of danger cuz I got a really nice looking hat I’ve entered the evil jungle of the singular pink tree well I got to say this about the evil area it’s got some pretty cool music ah h i saw CPS what that spans is that is

That a tap dancing crab demon all right what star power sucker today in Terraria epic Ouija fights a mitochondria running blindly through a cave full of demons that’s only turned out good oh ball damage don’t mean nothing to me oh crap I I didn’t think this far

Ahead if you’ll notice from last time 90% of this cave has been opened up in mind because I needed all that stone to put my name up on top of my building can I yeah yeah fall down there and crack your head open on the wall you

Yellow slime piece of crap dinkus it’s the Devourer The Great Devourer devour yeah it’s the great word I can’t pronounce I remember when it was attacking Ninjago city oh we it looked weird then oh my God look at this look look at this Emmy Award winner down here

Yeah there you go a he’s stuck ha oh no he’s broken free ah there he is there he goes Booyah all I’m trying to do is mine me some ore with y’all fellas interrupting me all right it’s it’s it’s a hard life It’s A Hard Knock all right

I found some aridium okay what is that thing what is on your head all right time to fight the undead remains of Dr PL don’t worry buddy ah oh that’s a snail what the freak is a snail doing that freak you snail see you diamond sword oh the the traveling

Merchant has arrived oh freak this crap I want to go see hi hey oh that’s really tempting but I don’t I do not have enough gold gosh dang it all right um I don’t know I kind of like my rain coat but you know variety is important

Everybody say goodbye to rain coat how I loved it so how dare they sit by my fire all right I built that ah did I really just forget how to make a chest I got to make an extension to my house now okay all right extension time do not ask

Questions this is the most logical next step to take look at Dylan just sitting on the toilet while I’m building the house okay you want to step in you want to help buddy no you just want to sit there all day okay what the the hell is that okay it’s tattered cloth obviously

Should have known better actually no wait this is a really bad crap idea I’m not going to build anything up here a this game’s awesome I hope I can make bowling shoes all right all right Gamers let’s get to building sorry Dylan I’m ripping up our floors but this is this is

Important Dylan this is not your home well it is but not this portion why are you in my home that’s not a very kind thing to do can you please leave oh yeah yeah just make yourself a at home all right yeah just sit down in in Dylan’s chair Dylan’s

Locked in the basement for some Reason I should have just done this so long ago what the what have I been doing we have plenty of of stuff that I yeah just let the slime in the house I don’t got no problem with that at all oh yeah Thunder awesome hey thunder

Make sure to strike my wooden house and set it a blaze it is my life’s purpose that that I’m make this basement as creepy as possible I’m the gangest con of good ideas one man one conquest one inner tube on a mission I can’t see help creepy basement has been completed

All it took about 177,000 hours I have lots of storage room down there in the dungeon this double jump is the best thing I could have ever gotten I found an evil chamber on the flipflop side though my man I seem to have flooded it entirely flood it some more to unflood

The flooding ow take your doom like a man ow oh crap so ends the tale of Epic Ouija What is love baby don’t hurt me don’t hurt me no more it’s very dark down here I made a super deep hole a couple days ago I’m trying to find it

I’m going through the crest of the earth to find one thing that could possibly be cooler than a thing I already have good news is I got out of the rain bad news is I found the cave where everything wants to eat you this is a quaint little

Creepy structure I found the ancient treasure room of the Forgotten Society they stored their best items in this crate here oh oh everybody I’ve got to say this this adventure has been a resounding success oh yes look at this all right Adventure Time oo woo the IGI

Room I didn’t know it was real oh hello Mr slime man away away oh that’s a that’s a wasp all right time to turn around look how freaking pretty this place is I love it suspicious looking eye what the hell is that summons the eye of cthulu I don’t

Know if I want that honestly there’s a tree there’s a tree in the underground glowing neon purple land oh who’s that who the freak is that what the freak is that thing is that a good guy that is all right I guess I found a shop you got a lot of cool stuff

You got a bone torch you got a bone arrow I’ve made a friend die mother slime yes congratulations it’s triplets that’s the good news bad news is I’m going to kill him sorry guys oh get him jack Ki that yeah I have the boomerang of power thank you so much

One I jack you’re are so cool oh my God that is such a better double jump can I combine them hold on oh triple jump technology cave bat versus no white Jack who will win Jack wins you know I was thinking about asking why there’s uh there’s piranhas

In that cave but you know uh I don’t think I want to know and I don’t think I need to know new area what should I explore well I’m immediately stuck in a cobweb what are you oh God I found a a demon of zelzar it’s a bat catch you on the flip

Flap sucker watch out for the jungle bat oh watch out for that guy too wow oh here comes his buddy I don’t know what’s going on oh crap why are there so many bats underground what is that what are you no stay back no stay back stay back B

Beast I have the legendary Boomerang from is Jack blood zombie statue that’ll look great in my evil dungeon I’ll be completely honest I don’t know how I haven’t died yet in this adventure I’m just abusing these poor animals down here stay back there NP mm- mm- this

Boomerang is so freaking awesome oh I can’t see oh crap look who’s back oh he brought his pal a goblin army is approaching now it’s not the time die what did you just drop night F yes oh that made it so worth it a goblin army has arrived I going to let

Dylan deal with that one magic away you did not realize you were facing against a warlock you fool magic wiard uhoh I see icy do traps I’ve learned I’m not a simple fool anymore I will keep these F beasts at me oh I guess they’ve already been sprung probably by those

Foolish Beatles who thought they could beat they could best like of I huh oh hey look at that awesome I made it home just in time for the freaking Goblin Army awesome you goblins oh crap they’ve invaded my home this is my home private D asile I will not be harassed speaking goblins Goblin magic no match for my power

Magic get on the roof there’s freaking Goblin Wizards this is our home we fought long and hard for it Dylan oh crap Dylan’s going to die Dylan Dylan run Dyan I’ll distract him Dylan run Dylan I will protect you Dylan ah would’ you cover him no they killed him I should have been

There for you Dylan I should have been here to protect you hey all right I’m good no I’ve been quickly forgotten by a chaos ball I don’t care if I’m dead that’s freaking awesome oh well good thing I spawned a safe distance away I will continue on in

Dylan’s Legacy they’ve in the basement no they’re taking all my stop crap I just built that place I will not have it be the death place of oh well never mind why are they in my basement get out of there oh that’s right yeah freak you stay

Back I’m going to turn these goblins and a freaking Ragu help oh crap I’m stuck on my table oh my God help peace ah this what I call Gold for the gold going for the freaking gold back you can match they killed my best friend my one

True best friend what happened to the mini map what have I done pop this party oh so much gold Dylan was the best of us two taught me one thing Goblin punter I’ve got so many achievements this episode oh my god oh crap I won yes that’s right Goblin fools

There’s some stragglers down there not on my watch I won but at what cost the ghost freaking ghost get out of here oo I’ve come to haunt you ah if we all remember back to the summer of 92 when Dylan helped save the universe at least I got a painting that’s something my

Friend died but I got a painting yay oh I can emote here there we go I’m angry I’m angry that my friend got murdered by goblins oh God this is new oh that’s right I almost forgot I got completely eviscerated and erased from this world when I got exploded all anyway back to

Interior Design yes creepy dungeon now if only I can find a way to resurrect my dead friend this tree right here will be planted in Dylan’s honor rest in Epic peace Dylan I will have my revenge on the goblin fools who have taken my friends now that I’m a full-fledged

Magician okay well the tone just totally changed I’ll never forget you Dylan anyway I’m I’m a full-fledged magician now I love how you don’t need to make a minecart you just kind of have one the more I think about it the more I realize I actually am a magician like look at my

Freaking boots look at my boots and tell me that these are not the boots of a of a master wizard all right Sparky here’s is the deal if I touch that chest one more time and I explode once again the playthrough is over help me help me all

Right take two hey it’s you again rattles Magoo what is up rattles Magoo I lost Dylan but I got rattles maguo hey I got a question why is there a tree under the Earth honey dispenser don’t mind if I freaking do oh here comes a bat oh

Kumai freaking yeah just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse I have a plan I’m going to throw a bomb down there not really much of a complic plan but it works for me yeah yeah it actually worked see I told you I good plans only

On this channel thank shot don’t know where that exploded Jester bow see even it’s a Jester bow magic arrows I am the magician have I mentioned that Terraria is freaking awesome yet who here she comes she only come out at night ooh what is that thing bound Goblin

Yes well well isn’t this interesting well this is quite the situation you know I was just attacked by an army of your friends and now here you are bound in a cave wanting my help isn’t it funny how things like that works sometimes all right I’ll make a truce with you you

Will be the only Goblin I spare okay are I back you keep supplying me with those rocket boots and we’re not going to have a problem if he stabs me in the back there’s no holding back for the goblin forces also I was probably already going

To kill his friends if I didn’t already kill his friends hey hey jungle bat jungle baty get him my back yeah all right AR back’s pretty cool he’s got rocket boots I can’t buy them but you know he’s got them your animal lava lava I found lava ah my o enemy wizard

Skeleton he was my o enemy back in Wizardry Magician School I will not lose to you again oh this is bad I must escape yes Maddy MADD you here welcome to the long House of app Maddy Dylan while you might be gone more people have

Come you do not have to worry about me being alone anymore seven gold coins Enchanted Boomerang do not freaking mind if I do watch this hey bunny Booyah you’re the only one running pal I can fly ow now I can just Cruise right through this land hey it’s that spot

I’ve always gotten stuck at see you I found the sands of time this sounds scary see a sucker oh crap watch out for the Thorns n your Thorn bar [ __ ] [ __ ] Nigel I pull [ __ ] uh okay this is this is very scary uh hello sir hello old man I cannot let

You enter until you free My Curse I guess that is objective number one to find the old man’s curse and break it you know the best thing about an enchanted boomerang that that right there I’m still looking for that freaking Goblin Fortress yes more Big Trees oh I love these freaking things oh

I found the other Beach the other corner of the world uhoh let us find out where the teleportation potion will take us I hope it’s somewhere cool it could not have been a better place first of all I’m next to a chest I’ve never seen before second of all take me

To some place cool it takes me to the bottom of an ice cave that’s the best thing ever nothing can ever be cooler than that I wow I just I stand corrected every second of my living life it also shoots what have I done to deserve this

Stroke of Luck I guess that’s a trade-off my best friend got butchered but hey I got a cool sword oh God I’m freezing hold on I didn’t think that thre not to self teleportation potions that’s where it’s at the blood moon is rising I am I am

Quite all right oh my God it’s a sea of blood that would have been scary though if I waited like 5 more seconds to teleport I just spawn in like a completely pitch black Frozen room under a sea of blood crap back back these freaking fish suck I can also see down

There now oh this blade is awesome oh oh you do not this does not do what I think it does it can’t ladies and gentlemen I present to you the quadruple jump that should not be legal but it is and it’s awesome this is a good endurance

Test see how fast you can do before you die I am the best magician in the freaking land sucker oh the blood’s gone hello my friend I’ve arrived somehow even more of a magician than when I left all right I I have three eyes of cthulu

The Slime falling from the sky it’s rain and slime hallelujah it’s rain and slime nobody’s ever made that joke I’ve defeated the 50th green slime Marathon medalist I got another freaking achievement heck yeah that’s a very small pink one I want to kill it come

Here oh wow that’s a lot of Health too bad I don’t care H Pretty in Pink Get the Freak off my property Mo these are just some of the fun activities we have in EP we have Goblin Army attacks we have slime rain um I’m going to find whoever said it was

Going to be clear skies today I’ve defeated my hund blue slime 100 blue slimes nothing for someone such as I King Slime has awoken oh I guess I know where all the slimes are coming from what the [ __ ] who is inside of you oh oh you’re not welcome here I don’t

Have my gun on me you’ll no match for my magic and maneuverability crap I got to switch I got to switch to the bow okay oh there’s so many of them King Slime this is your day of reckoning how dare you rain slime on Dylan’s grave where

Where did you come from why are you here you can’t get on top of my house got to say for our first boss fight this is pretty good so far there was so many slimes Hal you sliming ow magic Boomerang ah why is it so fast now music is freaking

Intense you he’s in the house maddy mdy run I started this episode making a basement for storage and now freaking this is happening the power of magician magic yes what the freak is this thing snoot I got a ninja shirt oh that was the best thing ever yeah Sno you didn’t

Mean no har this summons a baby slime to fight for me what what all right I summon a baby slime to fight on my behalf there he is yeah get him my slime yeah oh this was the freaking first I love terar You

Journal Entry #2

It’s been a week since the founding of Eplield.
Dylan and I have spent the last few days planning and fortifying the Eplield Longhouse of Awesomeness for potential threats.
Additionally I’ve spent the last few days tunneling into the earth in the search of answers for this land, as well as the treasures that are rumored to dwell just beneath he surface.
Yesterday I accidentally managed to discover an abandoned mineshaft.
The reason for its abandonment is unclear, along with how long it has sat hidden and restless.
I might’ve just been tired at the time, but I could’ve sworn that the cave was speaking to me the tunes of a culture long forgotten.
Dylan has been advising against me venturing further into the mineshaft, apparently he’s read on these kinds of things and those who enter will have a curse befall the ones they love.
I usually trust Dylan on these kinds of things but I can’t leave everything down there as it is, the kingdom of Eplield needs to grow strong and prosperous, and the key to that dream might lie down there.
I just need to find it.

There’s something that worries me about Dylan, something that makes me question the reason on why I invited him along this expedition in the first place.
He’s not like any of the others back in the Merchant Cities, he’s with me but at the same time he seems distant, alone, yet clever.
He reminds me of a dead branch against the sky.
I knew the second I met him that his importance to both my life and the lives of all that will come to inhabit Eplield is immeasurable, but what exactly that feeling will bring is unknown.

There’s another thing I’ve grown to worry about.
I’ve noticed a significant increase of goblin sightings on the crests of the hills on the horizon, never any groups, just a single silhouette against the setting sun.
I’ve spoken with Dylan about the matter but he doesn’t seem to worried, in fact he reassured me that even if they were planning harm they wouldn’t be able to succeed as goblins aren’t usually known for their fighting prowess.
He’s probably right, I just have a bad feeling, I’m sure everything will be fine.

I’m leaving in the morning to explore the cursed lands to the East, what I’ll find or what will happen I am unsure of; however it is integral that I make sure that Eplield remains free from harm of any kind, even the unexplainable.

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