The Problem with Stardew Valley

The Problem with Stardew Valley

I have 34 hours in stardew Valley here’s my farm I  got some crops here they’re they’re still growing   but they oh and I and I got these cows here  they’re pretty cool I just I just recently  

Got these goats too and they they they make a good  amount of money you know um if I get a few pieces   of iron soon I can make uh an an iron axe which  will actually help me chop down these different  

Types of trees that I can’t I haven’t been able  to get past yet now here’s my girlfriend’s Farm   where she has an industrial Metropolis that Waters  plants and sells her crops automatically she has   little Goblin fairies that claw their way out of  out of the Abyss to harvest her crops for her and  

Here’s her underground mining operation where  she illegally crafts precious jewels to sell to   a little void man under a bridge now back in my  game I really like to fish you know I’m a level   9 fisherman which that’s that’s pretty high you  know soon soon I may even fill out the fishing  

Section of the community center so I mean back to  my girlfriend’s she’s caught every single aquatic   creature God wanted to hide at the bottom of the  ocean she’s got a squid she’s got an anglerfish  

She’s got [ __ ] moua from Wind Waker down there  I I don’t even know how she got it the community   center she wiped that clean months ago go she’s  bringing down corporate Empires and restoring   bath houses before it’s even time to hit the  tavern what the it’s like some kind of freak  

So I finally got enough hardwood here to build  this this horse thing so I I I guess I got to   sleep for a few days to to get this um get this  horse thing going here Gunther is dead there  

Are too many artifacts in his Museum he can’t  can’t breathe with all the chemicals emanating   off the mountain of ore here she is spending  5 hours trying to pick the cutest name for her  

Pet pig well the game lags due to how much money  she’s got the game doesn’t even go that I I don’t   think that’s a real number I can’t get this damn  crap I don’t get I pull it out every night and I  

I put there’s bait in there and man she is friends  with a wizard a wizard in the Shadow real what the   [ __ ] she’s using magic she’s meeting fairies  and back alleys that erased children from their   families where where did she find a bus her  house is an 18f floor castle that Towers over  

The insignificant stardo Valley her Farm has now  become the sole force of economy and the entire   country the government turns a blind eye to the  Shady Underground operations of honeydew farm and   not a soul dare enters a 50 mile radius of stardew  Valley without her eyes of scarecrows informing  

Her of their first drawn breath she needs my  help with the dungeons she’s not good at this part

And she married Penny.
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