How I SCAMMED The Whole Server with Capitalism

How I SCAMMED The Whole Server with Capitalism

Do you have any idea what getting thousands and thousands of comments every single day accusing you of being a communist does to a man well as soon as I announce the start of season 5 I am not going to rest until I turn this Minecraft over into a capitalist economy

That I’m satisfied with life steal season 5 begins but how do I know when I’m satisfied with a capitalist economy while grinding out my initial gear I thought about how I was going to become George Bush firstly I need a team to help me achieve this capitalist goal but

This Ser I’m on is full of homicidal freaks that’ll try to kill me so before social ing let’s get diamond stuff I miss diamonds where oh shut up Chad oh I shouldn’t have oh I see now I see now nothing happened while most of the server was busy holding hands and

Beating the ender dragon as one big happy family me after getting stacked decided to work on getting teammates all right spoken Planet I’m looking for teams with the same morals as me so what is your team name the Empire the what Empire laala what is wrong with you no way am I

With these la la freaks so it’s time to look for different employees the end goal was to create a flourishing marketplace where transactions can happen freely especially within a silver where nobody trusts each other and for that I needed to get my first employee so when this blonde kid loged down for

The first time I knew he would be a good victim can ask you a few questions are you at spawn right now uh sure capitalism yes or no is all I want to know from you I mean uh he was totally on board and completely excited I’m

Going to come and kill you right now Rambo if you don’t if you don’t agree to do free market capitalism with me I said I’m well you know I’m why are you second guessing yourself why are you having second thoughts why you having I’m in support I’m in support I’m

In okay yeah I’m in I’m I’m down what a great start where do I build a Marketplace I want you to be the one to tell me where at spawn on Islands so the marketplace was going to be a spawn but there were people hanging around the

Entire area so I took this opportunity to ask them what they feel about capitalism just to get a general response hi hi guys I’m me and Rosano are here to ask you guys if you support the free market economy ashwag is here to ask you if you support no Roo is with

Me you literally what is that what is that I’m glad you asked the silver needs a free and fair Marketplace at spawn to stimulate the economy spawn is going to be the sort of giant Craigslist that’s the that’s the vision I have that’s the vision the Craigslist the Craigslist

What do you think the marketplace can be the heart of this giant I’m sensing a huge lack of enthusiasm yeah wait are you going to enforce like if I use child labor is that going to get me like from the market that’s what I was saying it can

Be disgusted the general Sero didn’t really care about the marketplace but that would be my first goal to eventually make everyone be affected by the economy on The Silo in the meantime jyn was the only one that would humor me in my attempts to get this going on The

Silo and when he said he had an enchanted golden apple I immediately saw the opportunity holy I’ll give you 25 iron ingots for an enchanted golden apple a deal for reals all right Free Fair throw it and I’ll throw it I’m serious I’m not scamming it and thus was

The first trade on the LIF steal S&P the first free Fair transaction between two players on a server where nobody trusts each other one small step for man another step for oh my God I can’t believe he did that what repercussions will he face stick around to find out because right

Now I want to tell you about blush swag that’s right Blockhead reached out to me and said they want to do a plushy and I said on one condition you give it a gun so yeah extremely high quality plushy it’s about 8 in by 8 in once it’s gone

It’s gone forever so limited and one lucky person who buys it will get a golden gun and 1,000 bucks for me uh Plus is very kickable you can do whatever you want to it go to Blockheads do store to get yours today I mean look

At that it has a velro gun tell me you don’t want it tell me you don’t want it Blockheads not store go Nowforce it Ash you got to enforce it hey I’m I’ve got to enforce I’m sorry you got to make an examplee money the free market claims its first victim it’s clear the stupid silver doesn’t respond to anything but violence and even if I finish the first

Trade I still have to keep this in mind for my overarching goal that gives me an idea when you scope out the real estate for this Market there’s Mesa over here there’s Plains over there and there’s sort of like nad’s land in desert I feel like this general area is probably the

Best within the general main vicinity of Spawn I am going to do one small step for man and another big step for Humanity this will be the start of something incredible I would like you all to look at this day and think of all all the important days in Humanity’s

History the day we landed on the moon the day we stormed the beaches of Normandy the day countries got their independence the day Adam gave that apple to Eve or some like that and the day Ash establish the LIF steal Marketplace on LIF steal SMP with the

Market established on day one I was satisfied however something was on my mind that I just couldn’t shake see throughout history the enforcers have always been respected reputed feared within the community in some shape or form whether through quality or numbers and that’s something that I had neither

Of right now brambo was a great servant I mean assisted it to do my plans but I still needed more people at this point on the Ser every team had at least four people but I only had two with me and Rosano so I did the unthinkable so what

Do I have to do to join team laa hit the most devious laa you can bro you have like that’s just what followed is the most embarrassing moment of me on the internet yo oh my God okay I have a few condition number one you’re all capitalist and

Number two number two uh no more laala get the Lala out of the team name nobody’s using nobody’s calling us aala Legion it’s just a legion but just as me and the legion were finishing setting our base up I was suddenly called back to spawn asag they’re exploiting me

Right you see that right there that’s the free market okay spectacle is working for us now oh we’re going to give him a heart if he gets his terracotta oh I’m I’m extremely proud but I’m also extremely Disturbed no no he’s happy look at him this good

Crazy he’s get a heart he’s getting a 401k match as well so really okay at least you’re looking out for his retirement well that’s well can I get some W off for mining this Terra I would appreciate unethical working labor conditions my next step was to actually

Make the physical Marketplace on the soo the fact that people from other teams as well were involved in capitalism even before that was a really good sign for me but I was about to learn that when things seem a little too good they’re only going to get worse you see wiie and

Red from Team Camelot came all the way to the la la Legion I’m saying la la came all the way to the legion base a few days later and stole mine and spokes horses why I mean they probably were threatened by the growing strength of the marketplace because I stopped them

And gave them an offer of items in exchanges for our horses back in response the two of them decided to do this it’s a tempting offer but it is a tempting offer I don’t know immediately flee the scene while taking our cars with them but little did these people know that

This decision of theirs would start a side quest I’d like to call the Crusade a holy war I waged against every single person who openly went against the system of free market or even associated with my enemies and it started with Team Camelot the group that included these

Cowardly thieves along with two others subs and jumper who the first step was to find their base we knew that Camelot was in a Mesa biome so throughout the rest of the week the legion and I used this technique called pyate until one day we suddenly saw the name tag of Subs

From Team Camelot underground now the guy sub seemed afraid of me and Planet Lord who were the only ones online at the time ashwag and Planet are kind of scary I don’t know if they’re going to so I convinced him to give me back the stolen horse on behalf of his cowardly

Teammates now I was satisfied so I left him alone that day but a crucial development was that we now knew where Camelot Hideout was I came back a few hours later and trapped their beloved camels above lava you know just to send them a message however while doing that

Jumper who the last Camelot member respawned with no gear right next to me now while jumper was frightened for her life just look at this POV from her video please don’t kill me I’m scared she had no idea that at this point I was going through an existential crisis and

Didn’t really want to kill her okay now what is the point of killing jumo right now like now seriously Planet am I really going to Massacre this naked person I was right I was losing the plot in the name of Revenge so before I allowed myself to get distracted further

I remembered my ultimate goal of capitalism on LIF Ste S&P and realized that I could both get revenge and become Jeff Bezos at the same time allow me to explain see the absolute best part and my favorite part about capitalism is that you don’t ever really need to do

Any of the Dirty Work yourself at least you shouldn’t one of the biggest successes for the free market on the LIF steel S&P was the rise of the PMC or the privatized murder company a trio of the best pvpers on LIF steel who would kill anyone for a fair price on the market

The perfect capitalist business model if you ask me as soon as I heard about them I immediately established an allyship with their leader clown and I convinced him to give me stacks of armor sets for a heart each now bear with me for a second because this is where my economic

Genius comes into play a few days later I officially established the selling board in the marketplace at spawn where players could list and participate in Fair Trades now people put their trades in here but I specifically had some very valuable items that I had on hand that I

Wanted to trade off and I had a plan to get infinite wealth by doing some careful moves you see hearts are the most valuable item on LIF steal of course but another thing about these heart is that they can be crafted they just require a lot of items to do so now

Not a single soul on the silver wanted to let go of their hearts ever but they’ have absolutely no problem trading with items like Redstone diamond or gold blocks or ancient debris individually even though they were recipe items for those very Hearts it’s a psychological

Thing you see now the PMC were going on a rampage killing every single person that they had a hit on and in doing so they collected massive amounts of gear that remember clown would give me in exchange for hearts so in his eyes he was getting an extra heart for every

Kill but in my eyes this was the money so folks you see throughout this month that would successfully carry out several carefully listed trades using the free market by splitting the heart recipe into multiple ways and doubling the price in every single trade to receive all the items I would need to

Craft some hearts for example spok had created a very very illegal raid farm right by our base that generated an infinite amount of totems and I immediately shco these totems and sold them on the black market for redstone blocks sold our villager books and pickaxes and stuff for gold blocks and

So on and so forth until I had all the materials for a couple Hearts but was I done there oh no no no you see the Invisible Hand of capitalism never stops shaking I would then use these crafted Hearts to trade with the PMC for these

Armor sets that they agreed to give me which they got from killing people sorry give me a second I just want to watch redun die over and over again oh dude it not because I hate him or anything it it’s just purely for business because he drops armor and I would repackage these

Sets including maxed out gear and tools and armor and swords and whatever using anvils and sell these spare armor and gear back on the market again mostly to the very same people that the PMC killed without even realizing that they were buying back their own gear if you open

The CH there’s like three extra totems there as well for that is insane I I greatly appreciate this you have a now it kept getting easier the more trades I did because with every single exchange the reputation of the life steal Market increased but as is the most trustworthy

Salesman yeah no for sure and I could create again and again and craft Hearts again and rinse and repeat again and again and again the month of August 2023 saw me gain over 10 Hearts using this method and I didn’t even have to touch a Minecraft sword even once ladies and

Gentlemen this was capitalism but do you think I was done while my enemies were being slained by the PMC I realized I didn’t even need to bother with the idea of Revenge but I sure wanted to do a little bit of vengeful trolling so me and pangy spent

Hours filling the Camelot based with the one thing they love camel to the point where wogie the same person who stole my horse would crash as soon as he entered his beloved base why is there why is there so many CS what the so I can’t even see it my game

Crashed the time that followed on the silver was pretty good for the marketplace and even though physical trades would slow down the Holy Financial sanctity of Spawn still remained in my heart to the point where every time someone even picked a fight near spawn they would be deleted By Me

In The Name of capitalism broken so I guess folks you could say I was satisfied life steel spawn was Craigslist my Craigslist until yesterday I woke up and saw this life steal is crumbling and in one week if no one does anything the entirety of Spawn will be turned into

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