I Built A Chicken EMPIRE In Stardew Valley

Welcome to fingerlicking Farms the largest freerange chicken conglomerate this side of the gem sea at fingerlicking farms we care about our chickens and we treat them just like members of our very own family here at our Seaside Branch we treat our chickens with dignity and respect so you can rest

Assured that your breakfast came courtesy of one happy and healthy chicken take little Joshua here for example just look at the luster on that coat you can tell Joshua must be living a truly excellent life here on fingerlicking Farm but let’s take a step back fingerlicking Farms wasn’t always a

Conglomerate in fact it all started here on this very Beach not so long ago with our Founder The Colonel shortly after the untimely death of the Colonel’s grandfather our founder moved into the small rural Village of pelicant town determined to write his name in The Stars thanks to a small life

Insurance policy he had taken out on his grandfather just months prior the colonel was able to quickly build his very first Coupe all it took was a little grit some rocks and a healthy donation to the local Carpenter to ensure that fingerlicking farm could begin within days the first of many

Coups was built and the very first chick named Dany after an early investor was acquired from a local business owner fingerl Farms has always believed that giving back to your community is the fastest way to win the hearts and minds of our future customers after all wouldn’t anyone rather buy their produce

From a company well known for investing in its Hometown over the next several days the colonel cleared space on the land and his grandfather had recently updated his will to deed to him he knew that one single chicken wouldn’t build an Empire and within another week he had purchased his second chicken

Bigglesworth now I can’t possibly give you the names of every single chicken that the colonel purchased during these early years on the farm you can find a full list in the description of this video and if you’re interested in joining the flock you can even become a channel member or patreon supporter

Yourself by following the links below with Danny and Bigglesworth quickly growing to laying age the colonel knew that it was time to look Beyond merely eggs after purchasing two more chickens ft wilwin and a 20-some loser the colonel decided to begin planting some wheat he knew that the idyllic Country

Life required more than eggs for nourishment but since the colonel had only a primary school education he was unable to handle the delicate math that such an Enterprise required with his very first setback the colonel decided perhaps to wait for any further farming decisions he was a Rancher first after

All these days we have teams of local farmers who grow and ship our wheat and hay along with a block of talented accountants analysts and actuaries leaving more time for our ranchers to do what they do best regardless it wasn’t long before the colonel had saved enough

Money to expand the ranch building a second Coupe and adding four more chickens to the farm farm dacr Jessica Aaron a Wicky and Robo Cop were the next four chickens and it was here that the Colonel’s Ambitions began to take shape he quickly found himself running out of

Supplies for the delicate Machinery he used to produce his mayonnaise that meant trips to the local mines to acquire more materials as well as many trips to the local Carpenter to establish a productive and Lasting relationship by the end of his first summer on fingerlicking Farm the colonel

Had built and filled two more coups with chickens but there was more than mere profit on our Founders mind the colonel was of course a philanthropic individual as well in that same summer he decided to spend time giving back to the community by donating some of the forage

He gathered on his many peaceful walks around the valley the local community center was a dropof point for underserved members of the community and the colonel m give back even when no one could possibly recognize his good deeds and at a regional Festival that marked

The end of summer the colonel came to a realization life was fleeting and the beauty of these natural events reminded him that he too would one day Drift Away into the void just as the jellies did each year a kindred spirit at the festival caught his eye and the

Colonel’s life changed forever over the next several weeks the colonel was distracted his work on the farm continued and he retooled the layout of his many chicken coops to improve productiv but he also went out of his way to visit his new friend and Confidant the Colonel’s first husband was a troubled

Man his love for chickens was matched only by his disdain for his fellow man and try as he might the colonel couldn’t convince Shane to join him on the farm nevertheless the colonel continued to make overtures to this like-minded individual all while expanding his own operation and giving back to the town in

The form of cash Investments you see Pelican Town had an administrative problem the mayor at that time had led the town dry on several vanity projects and subsidies for local businesses in recent years his corruption was identified and the man is currently serving time in a minimum security

Prison but that’s neither here nor there the important thing to know is that the core precept of philanthropy is a driving force for fingerlicking farms and was established as early as this one smaller item of note is that this is about the time that the colonel began to experiment with genetic modifications

Our sister company fungus Farms got its start on this very Farm as well Midway through fall the colonel was able to finally put Finger Licking Farm on the map by competing in a regional Harvest Festival competition The Grange display as it was called was an opportunity for the colonel to Showcase

Nine of his most valuable products from fingerlicking Farm looking back we of course know that the colonel handily bested the competition but you have to wonder just what was going through his mind at the time was he confident in that moment assured of his victory or did he have private doubts perhaps when

His Memoir releases next year we’ll know but for now it’s a true mystery with finger liing Farm now truly in the spotlight production began to ramp up in a massive way and with that Spotlight so firmly shining on the colonel himself he made the final donations to erase what

Was left of Pelican Town’s debts ushering in a new era for the community and allowing them to pay against the lean on their local bus some local cosplayers even held a ceremony to bless the bus and bless their hearts they did such a wonderful job as production on

The farm sped up the colonel found himself running out of space for the many machines he needed to meet the heavier demands of the community he purchased the deed to a small quarry on the outskirts of town and within days he had established a series of Transport

Carts to take him to and from this new acquisition before the first snow fell that year he had moved all the mayonnaise machines to this Quarry and arranged them in production lines that are now very familiar to our employees you might assume that winter would be a

Solemn in slower time on finger looking Farms but the Colonel’s plans couldn’t wait for the frost to thaw and with the addition of a silo earlier that year the chickens could continue to produce throughout the season Some Farms choose to employ unnatural sources of heat for their animals but as we successfully

Defended in fer Gill republic versus fingerlick Farms the coups on our Farms are so well insulated that even leaving a door open for the entire winter season won’t harm our foul the animals movement itself is enough to keep our chickens happy and healthy without the additional overhead required to keep heaters

Running all winter not to mention the possibility that a heater might short in the night and start a fire no the colonel knew exactly what he was doing by avoiding those heaters while developing the farm that winter the colonel didn’t forget to deepen his relationship with his dear

Friend Shane in fact in an attempt to impress the man the colonel picked up a fishing rod for the very first time in his life and won a local ice fishing competition that winter truly our founder was a renaissance man now some of our more superstitious competitors might say that the Colonel’s experiments

With so-called void eggs are dangerous profane or even Blasphemous to Yoba but we at fingerlicking farms can assure you that through a partnership with a local entrepreneur finger looking Farms is able to bring a whole new variety of products to grocery stores around the world and can you really look at this

Little chick and see anything evil anything at all besides no one complained when the colonel and Shane began their work with our patented blue chickens after all just because one egg glows red and black and is warm to the touch doesn’t mean that there’s anything nefarious is going on as will prove in

Fill republic versus fingerling Farms 2 later this year and speaking of blue chickens it was at the end of this very first year when Shane and the colonel had a breakthrough after a short breakdown on Shane’s part and began to Market their New Breed they were so

Proud that they provided two dozen eggs to a local Saloon and the entire Place shut down for the day to create the Valley’s largest omelet served in years unfortunately as we all know a strain of Aven flu broke out at the end of the year and while he desperately wished for

Any other option the colonel was forced to call his flock the meat was thoroughly tested and treated for any potential remaining impurities before being released into the market and it was with this seed money that fingerlick and Farms was able to expand into the nearby communities purchasing other

Failed properties that were affected by the strain only one small chick remained by the end of the calling one called Scout Sarah named after another of the many Believers in the Colonel’s vision and that’s where you come in we are currently accepting applications for new franchise owners in the finger F looking

Family if what you’ve seen today has convinced you that the finger looking life is the way for you then make sure to like the video subscribe to the channel and leave a comment below indicating your interest in our Enterprise for those of you hoping to FastTrack your way to franchise

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18 Comments

  1. I’m obsessed with this…untimely death of grandpa, Lewis in prison, cosplayers blessing the bus, no heaters as successfully defended in court, and a local entrepreneur. I would love to be a franchise owner

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