What Happens AFTER You Get Divorced In Stardew Valley?
Ever wondered what happens after you get divorced in stardy Valley typically your ex is bitter vindictive and just refuses to talk to you but what if there was more to the story this mod introduces cutscenes and actual consequences I married and divorced everyone possible to uncover what awaits after breaking
Hearts including those of their loved ones oh Alex I’ll never be with another in sickness and in health till death do we part I won’t leave your side till we’re dead and buried you’re the only one for me Alex all right it’s time to get divorced as cool as having divorce
Events is I feel like I kind of understand why there aren’t any cuz you know it’s kind of real that they they don’t want to talk to you ever again especially since I’m constantly hitting on Willie Mar Lewis I want to thank you so much for the beautiful ceremony
Uh and I want to thank you so much for letting me file for divorce got a problem with that old man I didn’t think so I’ll marry your wife oh wait you don’t have a wife he wanted to go pro in football but it seems like I’m the only
Thing that’s going to keep him up at night oh it’s Evelyn did you bring me a flower pot I wanted to bring you some cookies I baked yesterday but I was afraid they’d get cold when I got here see me later today and I’ll get you a
Fresh batch I don’t mean to medal but I heard that you and my grandson got into a fight oh is there something wrong I’m sure it’s something you and him could fix you know me and my husband Georgie were married for a long time and we have
Had our fair share of disagreements but we were able to resolve it every time Deary maybe you could visit George and ask him for some advice I know he’s usually a bit cold but I’m sure he’ll be willing to listen to you fish okay granny oh she ambled
Back oh it makes me feel bad am I even allowed to still call her granny cuz uh seems a bit awkward time to go to my recently divorced spouse’s house surely nothing could go wrong he’s going to love it it’s George what are you doing
Here I’m here to talk to you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ buzz off and jump into a lake George you hurt my grandson you left him oh that’s all I need to know can’t you understand that I don’t want to see the woman that left my
Grandson why are you still here get out I just wanted some cookies bro Grandpa Grandpa let’s get you back to your television set let’s get you back to bed Grandma but this woman it’s okay grandpa really you should leave fish now apparently there’s a special cut scene
If you are a man with Alex so we are a husband and husband the only reason I’m really doing it is because I feel like it’s intriguing and I want to make sure that you guys get to see all of the juicy details of my messy divorce all I know
About this cut scene is it has a trigger warning for homophobia I do not look forward to this H who’s there advice here’s some advice buzz off and jump into a lake you Hur my grandson you left him and that’s all I need to know oh he’s nice oh my
Goodness you and your filth are confusing my grandson and I don’t want any of it here George you evil little man I mean old man not why are you still here get out Alex he’s saying me things push him in the lake Grandpa let’s get you back to your coffin but this guy
It’s okay grandpa really this guy stinks you should leave fish Now gladly this next one is trigger warning incel so I wonder if you can guess who’s next George you are not welcome in my way think anymore oh man I just know Clint is fuming Emily I’ll never leave you you’re the only one for me I say
Let’s get you say divorced let’s get okay apparently this event is different based on the amount of Hearts you have with Clint so I am going to uh you know be friends with Clint which will hurt me a lot more than it will hurt anyone in this video hey Clint
Buddy I I I just wanted to you know check in with a good friend of mine I’ve been scrolling on Reddit a lot lately so I heard that you left Emily and uh it’s over right you and her completely hey buddy do you think I can go out with
Emily no we just we separated yesterday Clint yeah ask her buddy great I’ll go ask right now okay that was not my blessing I was planning on asking her for a while but now’s the perfect time now that you two are done oh and thanks fish sorry about the
Marriage thanks man I really appreciate Clint trotted home happily humming the tune that plays in The Saloon G women you can never live with them hey buddy I want you to look at me in my eyes oh not including you of course but they treat us like garbage
Don’t they doesn’t she care about how we feel we I’m a nice guy and I know you’re a nice girl fish it isn’t fair tips Fedora say want a cola I brought some with me in case you want to relax and take it Daisy for today uh I think I’m good
Bro eh suit yourself cheers you know this isn’t anything like the soda I had when Shane filmed that commercial that stuff was garbage and I filmed it with Emily too I guess she let us both on in the end I’m swinging me personally I wouldn’t let
That slide well I’ll be going now and hey if you want there’s a group called involuntary celibate Anonymous that I’m in you should join then again they think all women are well you’re not like other females maybe I’ll send you a referral one day oh glint awkwardly nodded to himself as he went
Away never to be seen or heard from again I can’t believe I ever liked a girl like her Emily’s worse than Haley personality wise but she’s so much cuter Haley’s face is covered with so much makeup she just looks like plastic yippe Clint who invited you I
Swear if I have to sit through this cussing one more I saw Emily walking home in the middle of the night crying and she went back home were actual home not your armarm you you mistreated her didn’t you there’s no other reason for her to walk home that late by
Herself what did you do to her did you yell at her cheat on her hurt her her heart is broken and it’s all your fault fish oops what can I say I don’t even need to tell you anything I just hope you don’t need any geod process today no Clint Clint
Stormed off mumbling something about being a true man nice I I think I know what he would say if you were a man instead of a woman fish oh hey it’s my ex hold still oh she’s going to kill me what is my aura too green I’m sorry
I’m checking if there are any evil spirits lingering around you no I kicked haly out I think there is hold on close your eyes fish please don’t do that Yoba please cleanse this poor soul of the malevolent spirits that linger and shroud the mind with evil thoughts evil thoughts actually gone be gone
Spirits there your mind should be purified of whatever has caused you to leave my sister though I don’t think there’s any chance for you to get back together with her but still I have to thank you if nothing else over the course of your relationship she definitely grew up as
You and her got closer and closer it’s a shame that it ended how it did but that’s life isn’t it fish here eat this it’ll help you feel better it’s poison well I’ll see you around fish and tell me if those evil spirits come back
Let me know I’ll help you get rid of them again wow she’s really friendly for being my ex-wife Emily skipped away cheerily all right I wonder how long before the poison kicks in her heart is broken and it’s all your fault fish there’s no Spirits haunting you or any
Negative Aura plaguing you there’s nothing at all nothing aside from The Jerk that divorced Haley The Jerk that left my sister Emily walked away her hands bald into fists you know my sister I would have thrown hands but you know just run away it’s the flower dance how exciting I hope nothing
Befalls me before I can attend oh FH I wanted to talk to you about something interesting that happened as one of the few towns folk that treats me okay one of the others here Leah I think her name was she barged into my tent last night rebound I didn’t really know
What to do I thought she was going to hurt me but she was desperate she was begging me for advice on how to live alone trying to be like me it’s not easy I know she doesn’t talk to too many others here but I can’t tell her to be a
Hermit what I need and what she needs are two different things and she’s not ready to embrace that she still needs people well that’s kind of sad I wanted to tell you because last I remembered you carried her back to your farm while in wedding outfits oh yeah that was yesterday I
Know you two are close and maybe you could talk talk to her I do it but I choose to separate myself from everything for a reason but you’re a friend to me so the most I can do do you the most I can do for you is let you
Know and hope for the best lonus pass through your farm to head back home where is my Romancing lonus Alis fish it’s like a curse word I um received a report from Robin and Demetrius they mentioned shouting from behind their house sounded like a domestic disturbance but the only person living there is
Lius and Leah was there too I heard about that yeah well I don’t think it’s what it sounds like but you could never really know after all I know you requested for the divorce and while I think of you as a fellow Citizen and friend did Leah cheat on you no she
Didn’t even if I disagree with you Louis I’m glad you have more faith in your wife or ex-wife than I do in that case I’ll write the report off as a onetime or deal n put her behind bars don’t worry fish I got your back I’ll see you around
Fish even with a divorce there’s greener pastures out there I’d say is he flirting with me let’s go Maru my beloved oh Sebastian you’re brooding out here oh he’s smoking fish I’m edgy oh you noticed the bruise huh why you ended your marriage with Maru yesterday right my stepdad wasn’t happy about that
What he never never really knows how to deal with his emotions usually he’ll ruminate in his frustration while working in his lab at worse he’d usually be annoyed and complain in a passive aggressive way but for him to put his hands around my neck oh my why did you do that sorry for
Smoking in front of your house hopefully it doesn’t smell too much no it’ll just linger there for a couple years I don’t blame you for what happened fish your marriage was just a bandage on an open wound there’s no way it could have fixed a dysfunctional family like
Mine why did he do that why did he do that I’m interested to see what he says if we’re not friends oh maybe he blames me only one way to find out oh he’s on the other side that’s how I know we’re not friends anymore fish I’m not sorry for smoking
Outside your house oh sorry oh never mind he is sorry I was just here since I’ve been a little stressed out lately and I needed to be away from home for a little bit just somewhere far enough where no one that cares can find me I hope you don’t mind
Oh Sebastian limped away covering a bruise on the back of his neck no I don’t like that no all right it’s time to kill Demetrius I suppose I suppose the crowd is really thinning out oh hi fish oh that was quite a workout walking all the way up here could
You the is this not this isn’t the divorce thing you just you just wanted to steal from me oh she’s back fish okay that sounds more like it you really did it you really called off your marriage with Sam why I thought you two were as close as you could
Be basically when he woke up in the morning his hair was like flat and I thought that his hair like was permanently like naturally gelled up and you know it just looked weird he looked looked like a wet rat oh so that’s why you know Sam is
Immature and too happy gol lucky for his own good but he’s a dreamer and you can admire the efforts he goes through through with the things he’s passionate about it’s just hard seeing the light from his eyes fade overnight after you left him skill ISO I’m the
Worst uh you don’t get to know it’s private you really have nothing to say for yourself fish fish after today I promise you no one will want to talk to you ever again oh she’s going to report me to the PTA meetings Jody stomped away furiously but I make a mean lemon square
Fish K I want you to understand something you’re undeniably a valued member oh this is nice okay I’m sorry it’s stardy Valley and the people here care about you but what you did to Sam what you did to my son that was so dramatic fish I promise that
When I return from war i’ do my best to adjust but I want to straight up kill you right now that every citizen of Pelican town would be safe safe from any danger and safe from me oh my God it’s a horror game but little lady as far as I’m concerned you
And your grandfather’s Farm aren’t a part of pelicant town anymore I thought he killed me holy holy cow Kent walked away after pummeling you he took my energy a he took my kidney yay Sebastian Demetrius please don’t come after me fish she’s knocking on my door fish
It’s your in-law it’s Robin I wanted to talk to you oh they brought the whole posy is fish still asleep I’m not sure but hopefully she’ll come out soon maybe we should come back another day what’s up but you didn’t expect to see me here at my house fish thank goodness you
Answered so uh I think you know why we’re here right fish yeah it’s about Sebastian we came to visit him after we heard the news but he’s not coming out of his room at all so I left him the way I found him GG Bish you left him right it’s no wonder
Why he’s hiding in there we wanted to talk to him but Sebastian’s mom I told them not to bother for now I may have gotten a little better at understanding how sebie feels he’s my son at the end of the day and after all we have the same goal right we want him
To be better as soon as possible friends and family can go a long way but he needs some time first and we want to check in with you as well and maybe we could help both of you however we can yeah we’ll support you all the way through
A that’s sweet that’s a promise fish after hearing your explanation of why you and Sebastian separated the three of them chattered as they walked away yeah I don’t know his favorite game was OverWatch fish oh they’re angry fish open the door you refuse to even look outside I’m
Real for that how could you break his heart fish what did he do to you doesn’t he mean anything to you fish your marriage with him your vows was it all lies yeah kind of Sebastian left the one place he felt comfortable and he did it
Just for you he thought you were were special and you couldn’t even tell him that you were leaving him until the end of the day okay that’s like a town policy you’re such a disgusting person look what happened to him now he’s stuck in his home again and he won’t even open
The door for us I swear fish if you ever hurt my friends like this ever again what one wasn’t enough on second thought stay in your house fish and rot in your loneliness for all I care after pounding on your door One Last Time Abigail’s stomping footsteps can be heard leaving the
Farm kind of got the sense that she was mad at me well they might be mad at me but you know they still attended my wedding it’s pretty big of them someone keep an eye on Kent I’m scared should have married Alex for the Manpower what’s Shane going to do he’s a
Chicken my nephew came to my home wreaking of Al alcohol did you and him have a fight well we’re divorced what you two separated I guess that would explain why he returned I guess I better fix up his room to help him get situated yeah you do that both Jazz and
Shane haven’t left their room since he returned neither of them would so much as answer the door well thanks for telling me what happened fish I’ll let you know on second thought maybe it’s best to keep you and him separate from now on gosh this will be difficult to explain to
JZ staring at the sky Marne returned to her Ranch walking into several trees because she was staring at the sky it’s Jazz fish do you have any spare money a Uncle Shane he what happened Auntie fish can you please come to our home as soon as possible Uncle Shane needs
You oh she feels so bad wiping her eyes as she left Jazz returned home Shane open the door fish and Harvey are here to talk to you is that blood fish tell them to leave me alone how could you leave me like this fish I I think you should leave I can
Hear from his voice that he’s drunk again but he might open the door if you weren’t here considering oh those are my I’m so dumb Jazz it was very nice of you to bring fish here but I’m sorry it’s not your fault I’m Sor ask
But I can sh is it possible you the this time Harvey what is with you Mercy he’s building me every time I die now he’s building Marney the one time Shane the seventh time Shane I’ll figure out something oh I’m going to offer to pay oh fish you’ll cover the bill that’s
Very kind of you I suppose even with the divorce you still care about him after all I don’t know how I could repay you I’ll take the money thank you fish and I love you random child here’s your receipt thank you very much fish gave Harvey the money for Shane’s medical
Bills and left the animal shop man he was lucky to have me there or should I say clucky you know it’s a wonder why these people don’t divorce me themselves thank you for watching who had the best and worst reaction don’t forget to like the video and subscribe until next time
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22 Comments
Someone called Child Services of Demetrius 😠
WAIT SOMEONE WHO HAS MY NAME WHO LIKES STARDEW??
I’m so emo for Shane I’m crying actually tears in the parking lot tonight🖤
no but like actually fish you are such a gem and I’m so excited to see you and your channel bloom ❤
The house are so nice looking
I need a mod where I can throw hands with Demetrius. How could he do this to my emo boy 😥
9:41 i was not expecting passive aggressive sounding Emily (that or she actually thought it was spirts)
I love your mod videos!! I hope the creator adds the other villagers soon so we can see more drama lol. I'd really be interested in how Haley reacts to Emily's divorce, or if Elliot's divorce is as unhinged as his yandere mod lmao
Why are these all so violent? Divorce shouldn’t always be portrayed as evil or cruel. Sometimes relationships just don’t work out.
Oh my gosh, Kent! He punched a girl after entering your House, stardew really needs cops
tbh i don't like the characterizations in there, like…darius literally becoming suddenly abusive towards his stepkid because his daughter got divorced??? weird af.
HOMOPHOBIC GRAMPS 😭
what happened to penny and harvey?
Classic Joliefish, an epic 10/10 per usual >:)
Congrats this is the video I have chosen to watch in school today ‼️
HOMOPHOBIC GEORGE CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD SO BAD I 💀
modders are always doing too much lol
The way Willy just appeared at the end of the video i can't-
I’m new here and I had a heart attack when Evelyn said
Fish.
Because I use the same name-
What about harvey, penny and abigail😭
I've never liked George. He treats Evelyn like crap and is very sweet. Then the divorce cutscenes are just the worst lol. Not to mention Evelyn aaying her and George would 'make up' after fights seems like a lie lol
kent destroyed you, you really shoulda hired the bouncer
stardew vallet if the writing is actually good