I Took 1,000,000 Villagers to The Dark Ages

I Took 1,000,000 Villagers to The Dark Ages

I’ve got 1 million villagers and I’m going to take them to the Dark Ages I bet who’s excited to go back in time bro no one yo ref huh the time machine is finally done and ready to go come see for yourself I think you’ll love it oh I bet let’s check it

Out bro so what do you think you like it yeah bro I definitely love it psych what’s wrong with you I can’t time travel with that ref please don’t shoot I can fix it yo yo that last guy was a bozo come check out my time machine this one

Actually works all right I believe you let’s get lit my god dude hey yo so you just playing a prank on me nah all right let’s go hurry up hurry up okay guys so when I press this button we’re going to go back in time got it

Wait oh my God you’re ugly damn bro who going to let you in here but you better stop looking at me with that stupid ugly face all right it’s time let’s get lit wa yo I think it’s turned on this place is shaking like crazy oh yo where we at

Some pirate ship huh who are you bozos oi who are you my name’s ref and I’m from the future nah mate I don’t believe you well you better believe it I just came in a time machine time machine there’s no time machine oh it’s impossible guys I think he’s lying to us

He’s just trying to steal our emeralds and I’m not going to let that happen come here ref all right so who wants next that’s what I thought I bet everyone listen up I am the captain now yes sir ain’t that right Jamal H you guys are

Going to now listen to us so we’re going to be sailing to find Land wait what’s that noise let’s check it out huh more Pirates what the heck do they want why are they freaking out like that hold up why is he looking at me like

That hey subscribe to ref yes sir yo W subscriber but that’s still not going to cut it just got got to steady my aim and let’s go we found land this kingdom is huge so let’s explore it yo this place is lit wo who are you I’ve never

Seen you before yeah that’s cuz I’m new here Knights Knights come get this guy he’s trespassing chill hopefully no one saw that yo a Marketplace huh let’s check this one out yo bro what are you selling let me show you I bet I sell the finest milk in all

The lands my milk will give you superpowers oh for real real give me one bro here you go sir that’s what I’m talking about let’s get in oh my God that’s disgusting what was that hey yo Jamal I don’t know if I like this place oh look at them so cute wa

What nah bro’s a weirdo that’s right run get away from him let’s handle this creep Jamal that’s it bro it’s over for you you going to jail H that’s right bro it’s over for you sucks for you bro but you’re going to be spending the rest of

Your life in that cage over the water hope you have fun you creep H yes sir Jamal screw this guy yo this Garden is beautiful huh n bro why you crying my father just got buried here he was one of the king’s mightiest Knights this whole garden is

Dedicated to him W thank you for your service but wait why you call him daddy though say pause right now man screw this bozo ref and screw his daddy n Jamal what’s wrong with you let’s go bro yo yo did you see the dragon flying through the sky nah what dragon for real

You don’t know about the dragon nah bro stop playing and just tell me dragon these nuts across your face bro thought he was funny I love you Jamal wait he was actually telling the truth there is a dragon I can’t believe I doubted him excuse me gentlemen huh who are you we

Are the king’s most trusted Knights and you have to come with us wait why we’ve begin getting reports of a skeleton in a suit and a villager terrorizing the city and you guys match the description nah I think you got a mix with someone else we

Not going with you you don’t have a choice yo chill chill chill I’m defenseless okay I’ll go with you yo this Castle is huge I can’t even lie I’m lowkey nervous Jamal you seem good though wao the inner Kingdom this place is sick yo no way it’s the dragon from

Before okay the night’s going to work hey yo my guy hey yo yo let me get a shot all right bet I got you bro yes sir all right if I hit this bro you suck ha bet just got to steady my aim and yes sir bro I made it you

Suck wait why is everyone screaming what’s going on oh my God a villager fell the dragon’s dead no bro what’s wrong with you hold up dragon wait a second bro please let this villager go he tastes like trash huh bro you’re that hungry nah come on Dragon chill please

Chill chill chill all right guys the king is behind this door and he’s in a very bad mood treat him with respect sir yes sir let’s get lit ooh hey King have you heard the story about Joe who is this Joe you speak of Joe mama that is

Not funny guard execute him now wa chill just a joke bro yo chill chill chill oh you finally arrived hello King so my guards are telling me that there’s two Bowes claiming they’re from the future uh actually yes your majesty we’re from the future we came from the

Year 2024 what so you guys have have a time machine or something yes exactly anyways it doesn’t matter you guys have been causing havoc and Chaos throughout my city and Kingdom and that will not be accepted I don’t care what year you’re from but the sentence for that is death

Which means you and your little friend Jamal will be executed today yo yo relax me and Jamal can leave let’s just act like nothing ever happened man ref Jamal screw this guy he’s just a bozo hey yo Bozo how dare you speak to me like that

I’m going talk to you however I want oh come on let’s get lit I’m the King huh Jamal why you pointing that at me you think you’re the king I’m the king nah bro that’s not how it goes I’m the one in charge not this time ref I want to be

The one in charge for once that’s not going to happen as long as I’m alive well I guess we’re going to have to change that you really going to kill your best friend n you right I’m going just put you in jail though have fun in

Prison ref while I’m the king yes sir let’s get l oh my God not this place again my god dude I can’t believe I’m stuck here for the the rest of my life with this creep that’s right bro don’t look at me like that wait what we’re

Here to break you out ref we can really use a Time Trav like you follow me all bet peace out bro so these are all the prisoners I managed to get together yo damn you’re really good at recruiting we already found the way out but we need your futuristic technology so we can

Ensure our safety when we get out there so that’s the exit right there yes sir I bet but hold up stand on the ledge for me real quick uh okay whatever you say ref thanks for showing the way out but I can’t take you with me ref what are you

Doing and this is just to make sure none of you guys follow me peace out y’all see you on the other side y’all are cooked yes sir let’s get lit I wonder what Jamal’s looking like now nah bro what oh I’m out of here yeah you better you

Weirdo you’re no better Jamal hold up Rev how’d you escape my prison no prison anywhere can hold me but Jamal look what you’ve become you’re now a weirdo who plays with piston and end rods it’s time to go home bro no ref I ain’t going anywhere I love being King I

Love having the power do you hear yourself Jamal once my sweet sweet Pooky bear now turned evil if you’re not going to come home willingly I’ll make you you’re not making me go anywhere oh yeah you sure about that okay fine I’m coming Jamal what’ you do with all of our

Villagers uh I had them all executed jeez Louise Jamal all anyways at least you’re okay just press the button so we can get out of here wait a second this isn’t home what is this place what are these mutant creatures Jamal what year are we in uh

69,000 what’s wrong with you anyway just bring us back to our year okay okay uh ref what’s wrong Jamal the time machine is out of fuel oh

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