Minecraft but I Can Mine Anything

And here is the op pickaxe I can mine anything I can mine doors I can mine cats come here let me mine you sorry I can even mine water yep yep there is my water that is so cursed dude so here’s my water block and whenever I mine with

This thing I create a nice little pool how about some lava shall we yeah lava block acquired I don’t know why I’m not screaming in pain but apparently I have watery hands too grab more of you thank you lava Oh Come no come back lava lava blocks are actually kind of hard to

Grab oh my gosh with a lava block I can right click to launch a fiery tornado hya it looks like it burns magma blocks on the floor that’s kind of nice easy way to get down to bed rock I guess let’s grab ourselves some Bedrock shall we uh eventually where are you

Bedrock I want to mine you hey there it is now with the magic of the pickaxe I got it dude just need three of these bad boys now you might be thinking to yourself crafty why are you so handsome oh stop you also might be thinking why

Do I have three uh why do you have three because I can make myself the Bedrock axe just crunches through the floor into the void come here crafting table I will show you the power of the Bedrock oh no dangerous foes whatever will I do check this out I become

Invincible for a few seconds I can shift and right click to become invincible and when I hit mobs they just launch backwards hey take this mighty monster I like that it makes me Sparkle oh he yeah smack crushed it I like the Bedrock axe this will be nice and helpful but you

Ain’t seen nothing yet let me grab some iron real quick what’s up kitty buug you want to eat something is it my toe it’s me he wants to eat me crafty is friend not food we’ll grab some of this gravel can you see where I’m going with this there is our flint and

Steel oh oh gosh oh gosh nope and there’s our portal so now if we light this bad boy I can mine the portal itself yes and now we have the nether portal block that does something I think oh gosh what did I do oh no oh no I

Accidentally right clicked it um it’s fine yeah it says brings the nether to my location well nether welcome my boys I was not ready for a nether battle right yet it’s fine it’s fine I have the power of Bedrock take that monster ha no no go okay wow that was horrifying looks like

The nether block is consumable and it’ll spawn blazes and essentially bring the nether to me so I guess I can grab a couple of these in case I need blaze rods later that’s kind of satisfying and there it goes there it goes that’s awesome all right I got a bunch of these

If I need blaze rods later I guess Mr Jeremy can you hold on to these for me please thank you my boy don’t do anything sketchy okay that’s fun in games and all but let’s mine something weird the like button that’s a a great idea but no I’m thinking about something

Weirder the clouds I’ll need a mountain to climb to get up to those clouds I don’t think that guy’s going to be big enough oh they look a mountain hello my boys you don’t mind being mind do you come on I can’t quite reach it come on

Cloud yeah yeah we got it check this out dude I’ve got a little cloud and I can take it anywhere I can run I can jump I can fall oh the Cloud’s going to be a very useful item to get around I mean that’s cool and all but let’s mine

Something bigger shall we we shall mine the sun 1 2 3 come on come on oh I’ve mined the poor Sun dude I’ve got it in my inventory ooh I’ve also upgraded my pickaxe so I can mine mobs now too you better watch out Mr sheep You Look So

Glorious and minable today my dude the cool thing about the sun is if I hold it it’ll change between night and day so I can use that whenever I want to for nighttime mobs speaking of let’s mine a creeper shall we if I can mine mobs we

Might as well hello creeper boys do you mind if I mine you oh gosh I think I got to be faster than that I just got to mine really fast go go go go go gosh dang it this is going to be harder than it looks I swing and then run and swing

Run swing Run come on come on let me mine you let me mine you ah no I killed him I swung too hard come on man I found another one mine him mine him mine him please please yeah there he is I’ve got a creeper a he’s so cute what does he do

Stop going no thank you the creeper uh just say friendly guy that’s that’s all it does I can’t place him I can’t do anything well he’ll be my little friend for now it’s not quite as cute as the crafty plushy but it’ll do hello Mr

Enderman do you mind if I mind you my boy just I just can’t I just can’t look at him in the eyes it’s fine come on Enderman let me see what you got he dropped something for me the ender eyes oh gosh what what just happened oh my

I’m not sure if I look cool or ridiculous but when I right click I ride an ender pearl and then I get the end Pearl at the end which is kind of cool so now I can get blaze rods and ender pearls so I guess we can go mine the

Ender Dragon later what the heck is this how did you get here my dude can I mine you okay can I mine villagers does this hurt he seems fine don’t worry my boy this won’t hurt one bit I’m just going to mine them hey my pickaxe can now mine

Structures oh that’s cool and I got myself a Jeremy I’ve got a little Jeremy oh what does this do I can spawn Jeremy oh my goodness the cute CEST Little Jeremy in the world and he just vomited out a nice old Emerald thanks buddy that’s nice of you to do thanks for

Vomiting money at me do you have more of those sleeves I kind of feel bad it’s like I’m taking a child’s lunch money or something well if we need emeralds I guess I’ll hold on to them for now yeah he just cops up emeralds oh he follows

Me around he’s my little companion a Jeremy the cutest little boy um except for you Chester you’re cuter he’s angry uh tied for cuteness if I can mine structures now can I just mine an entire house if I just do I can’t dude I’ve got a little villager house it’s very small

It’s perfect for you little mini Jeremy you don’t like it you want a $5 million mansion oh come on dude we got Mr Beast over here if I right click it I just spawn and oh my gosh it’s a massive house dude wa and that’s that’s a lot of

Villagers that is arguably too many dudes why are there so many villagers oh my oh my God go throwing a full house party up in here EXC excuse me gentlemen I’m feeling a little claustrophobic what’s up Jance how we doing yeah there’s two beds in here and there’s 45

People what is this New York rent prices can’t be that high can it and we have a chest oh sorry buddy I didn’t mean to do that maybe I should take off these glasses we’ve got a chest with a beacon a bunch of gold golden apples my

Goodness don’t mind if I do that’s too many villagers man I like the look of this house though look at that man I accidentally threw an ender pearl and it looks awesome can we keep we can keep placing the houses yes I can make an entire Village I’ll make a neighborhood

For all my boys there we go house for you now you guys don’t have to share all the beds man we have plenty of houses except each time I place the house more spawn so there’s a house there’s a house plenty of houses to go around yes boys

I’m creating an army of villagers that is a terrible sound just listen to this editor can you boost the sound up a little bit all right all right that’s enough that’s enough and with our ender eyes we can make a nice little pathway as well pardon me excuse me sorry boys don’t

Mind me just pooping out some ender pearls over here so funny the Iron Golem is like I didn’t sign up for this dude protecting a th000 villagers all right let’s move on let’s mine some more things you know what let’s try a desert temple oh uh you’re not a desert temple

You’re a desert temple hello sir do you mind if I put you in my pocket my good man there it is the op pick is upgraded I can now mine almost anything get creative yeah interesting well first let’s check out this pyramid shall oh well hey that’s

Kind of small actually I was expecting like a giant house like this one boys welcome to sentience although be a little careful of the temple here boys oh all right any fun loot in here some gold that’s helpful I guess and a throne for me to sit upon and have gold rain

Down upon me that’s fun I don’t really need gold but hey it’s there I can make a nice golden Beacon I’ve already run out of gold one second hold on one second there we go and there’s a beautiful Beacon let’s give everybody jump boost you guys cool with that it is

A house party after all might as well have a nice little jump boost my good man I did spawn in some neighbors so hopefully you guys are good with that now it says I can mine almost anything and get creative what can I mine that I haven’t yet uh blocks mobs I never

Really idea can I mind like my hot bar if I take my pickaxe and just smack it against my hearts yeah oh that actually worked wait wait wait what wait what I mined my hearts yeah I just have my heart bar in my hands yeah that’s fine that’s

Normal they weren’t joking I can mine literally anything hit a mob to launch it into the air while draining its Health what am I vampire goodness gracious can I even die anymore I am holding my hearts in my oh okay oh should get revenge H there he goes that

Is a lot of Hearts he’s having a rough time I can just hit mobs now and then they just fly away all right don’t know why I have the power but I’ve got it now what else can I do can I mine my own self yeah smack my face right in the

Eyeballs take this me oh no way I’ve got a crafty looks like it just spawns crafty clones ah you’re looking mighty handsome my boy I can spawn an in infinite amount of Mees that guy’s head’s a little funky we’re just not going to talk about that they just

Progressively get a little bit more cursed every time I guess what do you have to say my boy stay awesome a that’s nice how about you be kind to others a and you oh okay I ran out of ideas on what to Mine and I was told that I can

Mine things like um the sound button I can also mine settings so if I just click on this okay it’s it’s mining it’s doing it I’m terrified okay well I I mind it I think now what happens oh goodness okay wow that’s that’s a lot that’s every Minecraft

Sound I think I’m not even punching my hands are off the controls baby Jeremy Make It Stop well that was horrifying baby Jeremy you want to see what happens if I mine the controls just going to sing my pickaxe at it yeah what Now controls not found

Oh no if I try to walk forward oh my gosh oh baby Jeremy don’t look Jeremy ow no whenever I jump I just break blocks under me oh gosh this is bad this is bad I don’t like this I don’t like this stop stop fix it place it back how about

Resource packs what’s the worst that could happen oh no oh no I broken everything dude I I can’t even I can’t I can’t I can’t even see what the controls are anymore is this a pig is this a cow I’ll never know yeah that’s horrible let’s uh place that back shall

Where is it this one oh well that’s not what I meant to do but uh sure man I broke it and now I’ve restored it to even more beautiful look at the flowers look at the water Jeremy looks exactly the same but never change buddy never change looks like all the villagers are

Exactly the same oh gosh the lag’s getting intense Let’s uh let’s fix this back huh now before I completely break the world what do you think Buddy should we try to mine the Ender Dragon where’d you go Jeremy oh pardon me boys just going to grab some of these Nether

Portals back there we go we can Farm up some easy blaze rods I can go Invincible there we are let’s head to the end my friends hello little buddies can I smack you with my hearts oh gosh what have I done wa wait wait if I can mine anything can I also

Mine the portal I can yep yep I’ve got the whole end portal fantastic I don’t know if that counts as a structure or a block but hey we’ve got it right click to bring part of the end to your location oh interesting I might not even

Need to go to the end dude I shall bring the end to the Overworld yeah oh snap welcome to the Glorious Overworld shall I mine you mine the dragon come on yes oh oh no cloud cloud cloud yes land nice and safely is that it the dragon just

Exploded that was the whole thing lesson learned kids don’t mind dragons they explode now there’s only one thing left to mine and that is the video itself I’m mining I don’t know what’s going to happen everybody so in case this cuts out thanks for watching and

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Minecraft but I Can Mine Anything

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