Minecraft’s Funniest Theme Parks

Minecraft’s Funniest Theme Parks

I ask my viewers to build me a theme park in Minecraft early rules it’s got to have a roller coaster and it has to be funny okay is this okay so um today me and Charlie set out to find the best of them All it’s the famous sex coaster the famous sex coaster wait Charlie Charlie there’s loads of signs here why do kids enter free on the sex coaster here I go no no no no no no no sorry squirt I’m I’m com yet you got to dude oh f are you kiding that was a

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Orlando Sophie plants Humble Park if you don’t have enough horn you’ve come to the right place you want to hear me yarn I want he Y oh hang on dude there’s a fun hole where are you yearning I yearn for the fun hole no Charlie Charlie no I know how to get you out you need to yearn say no more come to me oh [ __ ] all right let’s see what else

Is on with the course oh roller coaster okay I just want to feel the rush W wall rub wall rub welcome back where do I go oh wall rub okay should we go to the next one okay Charlie Charlie let’s do this one together look okay do not press

Anything in last talk to read signs quickly don’t have fun I’m going to go on this join right after me oh oh wow I mean this is a magical coaster don’t have fun was the first rule welcome to welcome to I think the story of dude you’re can you please stop spoiling

Tommy in it uh oh what is that what was that who Sarah that’s my mom he met his best name tubo tubo was very gay when he was 21 he made made a YouTube channel called nutting pig that’s that’s a lie I was 12 he made his good friends and bad

Friends this guy is bad [ __ ] he even found love is that [ __ ] Molly why did she look like that man all in all he was a good man alas our taale is almost over oh wait what for poor Tom Simons but wait this is about to get 1,000% funnier what’s

Happening what’s happen wait what Charlie look up look how high your Pig goes where we this isn’t funny this isn’t funny at all wait for it I’m going to be honest that was pretty amazing it was pretty good but the more I stay away from sex land the

More I just kind of want to come back you just experienced the life of Tommy in it you know there was no sex that was a crazy self-report oh what is this where are we baby so listen maybe I could leave you here while I check out the rest of the the

Place oh we got to go on Kitty CS together you’re acting like my dad at Disneyland come on dad we got to go on the kitty carts father wants to go to sex land this time please let me go back to sex land let me give you a little

Push oh um what is this oh my god well I’ll go right I’m sure it’s different Jesus [ __ ] Christ all right Vinnie Jack me into the next gide take me to something that’s going to give my [ __ ] mind a jolt my stomach a shurn and my cocka twitch let’s do it oh what

Sex land or oh my God they opened another one put another Resort oh my god oh is this a mouth closed or open kind of ride John I don’t think I can make it to the end of SE orando I can see the end I can see the end oh my God turn

Around it’s just more come God there wait it just goes back to the regular ticket it’s just a loot I can’t get out do we have to go back I’m mining it I’m mining it I’m nearly de don’t go back don’t go back okay okay oh oh wait there

Was a gate at the end there was a gate at the end of the regular ticket hold where the gate and we just went through the other line big coaster you go you go first it’s Small I want to go to the ho oh I get it oh it’s a dropper come on come on come on come on come on come on come blue blue blue blue blue blue Landing in the water landing in the I made it where are you put the piss

Sword in the holes Slide the swords into the holes please stop reading the guide oh I’m fine this is sick slide them slide them if we do all of them we win a prize okay one more one more okay okay here here here prize time prize oh we hope you washed your holes

Today mine was not as nice mine said did you wash all your holes today one you can maybe I think we got outfit the whole doct Trine well oh it’s not the holy land it’s the Holy Land authentic American restroom never forget your restroom McMillan CS5 sniper thank you

So much I got to say dude the hole’s winning right now by a long shot there’s parkour really get out of the hole Charlie we have to go I have to blame the game don’t play the games anymore charie we can’t accept this as our final resting place I’m not resting I’m just

Finally where I need to be pray to the hall be holy all right Vinnie can we do the next one for the next one TP that thought put me back put we have to move on Charlie there’s so many v- parks to get through where is it I’ve got a straight shot down

Tom feels like from I want to feel it when I hit the bottom drop me drop me well there’s absolutely no way we’re topping that do not enter under investigation for suspicious active sign before entry sign your phone number full home address email and card information you want to play circum um yeah

Clean trap is in the way Jesus no that was more than four skin oh I feel so much lighter okay let me read the book A this is a lovely lovely wholesome note but you did just circumcise me holy [ __ ] a hole oh let’s [ __ ] go oh my God what Tommy what

Happened the 22nd of December you set in motion the worst punishment known to man you stripped me of my reputation I had convinced you in a do if i l i my usern but I had to [ __ ] this dude I’m going in the hole despair hole Charlie’s

Home really Cadillac Park cat like the car mini golf wait hang on oh Charlie I’m up oh what oh what the [ __ ] hang on all right I’m going to go in the Cadillac coaster and then I’m going to kill him myself oh my God charie that’s trophies first place 2024 annual sex

Race let’s go which way which way we need to get on the oh green screen oh wait let’s say something welcome to the hall everyone this is where you’ll find all of your wild so many holes we can be have you ever found yourself in a pit of despair you

Might think so but you haven’t come to the real pit of despair where it all started the hole if you’re seeking to fill that hole in your heart why not do it with another bigger wider hole was that any good jump in the C oh

No oh I see now oh this ride isn’t for you why does it just say wake up wake up wake up Charlie I’m in the hole what what the [ __ ] was you have to go on this ride if they’re there then who’s watching foxy I feel like I just got brought back

To life oh take a seat charie no tell the people what they need to hear hey everyone I’m slim cicle the 7,562 victim or partygoer of the hall and let me just say once you experience it you’ll never right now my skin hurts my skin is

Itty cuz I’m not in a hole I want to take my skin off did you build a concrete foundation for the set next one next one oh Brighton Pier yay my home Molly hiding in a bin Bin’s a bit of a kind of a like a shallow hole isn’t it wait

Where does it [ __ ] start I think it starts here sad tubbo noises would you leave Molly for me yes what Molly dies what oh my God you are B boy you are B boy you are B boy you are boy oh this is my FanFiction Charlie oh wow I wrote

This Tom surfing oh my god dude this is incredible tuo and Tommy begin to float together higher and high ah my [ __ ] head oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] head is Bing against every BL their love grows m i I just can’t Molly dies it’s going too fast I can’t keep up Ho that was amazing thank you Charlie do you hear this I am home I am home Hall Charlie it’s starting it’s boys no Charlie what’s happening we installed the theme parks into Minecraft Charlie yes Tom I want you to join me in starting this new nation okay just give me a

Second I want you to join me in starting this new nation new nation in Minecraft and you’ll never start a new nation in Minecraft and it took us a 100 days to start this nation by the end of it crazy things Happ let me explain go to the camar van for the

Roller coaster o reference I remember building this okay here I go wow this is majestical lamburg oh the discs this is a loop Tommy okay what for just like Exile oh come on Welcome to the lift just walk in and go up okay I’m ready to see this theme

Park a this is not meant to be funny I just want to say that no one forget him and rip techno blade oh mate guys oh of course you have to go wholesome with it oh mate 07s in the comments boys this is absolutely lovely let’s go to the next one oh

No the pit the pit what another hole I’m going I’m going is this it yeah welcome to the bulldozer a bulldozer for your rectum I’m ready for phone in sex land 3 cuz I what we do we do wholesome monuments to my friends and sex land that’s all this video consists of are

You ready here’s the fun ready that’s it all right Tom are you enjoying your time at the theme park what I was thinking is maybe we could split up and cover more ground that way and then tell each other what our favorite rides are at the end okay I’ll

Go do a load you go do a load and then we’ll get through the 100 faster oh I’ll do a load don’t even worry you go that way I’ll go this way okay all right all right oh wow okay what is this one techno coaster you guys trying to make

Me cry wow I mean that is wholesome brought to you by sex land texler really guys guys sex land has also brought me techno land the land of my deceased friend the I’m going to say it maybe you should start a separate company sex land for this kind of slightly a different

More Oreal techno a Guys it’s a big sword like in Zelda well that is night oh it’s techno I actually probably techno sword probably not just a random sword I guess that would have been a bit strange this is a memorial to technoblade I didn’t have time to finish I was in the hospital this was brought

To you by sex land industry a lot to unpack there what does that say land land land now with no lands this goes against everything I’ve stood for Tommy look can’t buy tickets yes thank you so much little be be free now be free you’ve done your Purose welcome it’s OG Minecraft time don’t forget to smile you’ll get your Vis okay let’s go through freaking OG Minecraft oh where am I where where’s the land where’s the land G no no it wasn’t land it was whole God where’s Charlie where’s Charlie when I need Him smile did they did they catch it picture here’s your picture oh come on why really look that ugly oh no we’re in America land Obama Obama massive car I love your imagination guys wait there is no plot here on this one Shadows holy [ __ ] okay hang on this

Is [ __ ] let’s go oh wait clutch Time okay I’m going to go to this one here Henry’s plate Henry it’s it’s been so long my pet cow I’ll get on your tongue Henry you know I took good care of you right I took great care of you I’d say Henry’s stomach what the [ __ ] is

This [ __ ] Henry is angry you betrayed him okay guys if I get shot IRL because of dream SMP law that would be one of the worst ways to go Henry’s intestines this is kind of awful Henry’s toilet a Henry’s ass oh Charlie I’d love that

What what the what is that over there oh okay funny tour ride racer One racer two all right Charlie come on then where Charlie yes yes yeah that’s what I that’s what I’m talking about God what what I like to see all right I’ll just raceing I

[ __ ] balls dislike the video what the [ __ ] don’t really actually do that please ignore the side ignore the side he’s already propaganda that you hear online just leave a like and move on with your lives chungo chungo yes chungo I’ve been waiting for you to reach a conclusion okay Charlie what’s your

Favorite I’ve been on hundreds no thousands of rides today wasn’t even thousand some of them will stay with me forever so many people here put in so much effort did an incredible let’s give them all a round of applause I I am I I the only one that

Clap that it sounded sound sound what’s your winner what’s your winner well I’ll tell you as soon as you tell me yours all right let’s say it at the same time okay ready all right three two two one one sex land or Lambo you guys decide in

The comments which one you want to win probably can’t type the word sexland just type Funland and we’ll know what it means by the way I’m sorry I know we couldn’t do all of them today but you guys made so many all right more videos

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