Stardew Valley PERFECTION 19

Stardew Valley PERFECTION 19

Do So I haven’t changed any settings so my sound should be just fine Should be fine looks fine on the levels at least Uh back in back to the grind what were doing last time uh i’m not even sure i remember i was mad as hell because of the damn digging to the bottom of my mind twice the second time being harder than the first which is weird because you think

You’d gain knowledge because i just got lucky the first time or maybe i got here prince the second time marvel yes marble bloody marble and lemon stone but mostly marble but also lemon stone damn it i looked into farming those up and the easiest way is to just kill stuff you

Can get um fish farms to make um oh thank you uh soundtrack eat um you can get fish farms to make you geodes but it’s like a five percent chance every day to get one geode so like one once a month you might get one or two like whoopty diddly [ __ ] d okay

Um thanks for the cauliflower i’m gonna immediately sell it um i think so i got these i guess that means i was going to clint seems likely um oh that’s right i looked into what um recipes i was missing um i couldn’t find any with one exception

Uh i’m didn’t buy the totem the wok totem uh desert because i haven’t done that yet but i think i’ve got everything else which means i’ve missed something i’ve not crafted something which is why i put everything in chests so i could figure out exactly what i do and don’t have made

The only things that went in chess are things that i made which means some of the things i’ve i’ve bought or uh like crab pots i might not have made a crab pasta i’ve been given a crab pot that kind of thing um I think i’ve done most of the things i care about for now i need to get more extra fruit in here that’s the thing i should be doing actually i don’t know how many more watching i’ll be using the next year but there probably will be next year as well

I should just make a bunch extra say turn 100 of them into um this stuff take these back with me there’s a problem going in the bin actually uh i guess i could jump into the mind for a little bit try and find that last uh that last note and then teleport home

And go do something oh the ostrich should be done today well it might be So enemies mostly enemies the highest drop chance so you can pitch eat [ __ ] be nice if it’s one of these just dropped it my life a tiny bit easier [Applause] nope i guess i could bring some bombs in here because that would be a fast way of getting it well maybe

Music is so great Dude these i don’t need them but i want them Our uh this this is in the exit will the x will be up here it must be off to the right hopefully it’s not locked by like two buttons or something there was one button which means i need two more Ah there’s another button probably down here say the place i haven’t been uh okay if i just missed the button somewhere [ __ ] is it blind we got to leave now I don’t know where it is let’s just leave it’s not worth the time trick trying to figure it out got a good few chances to find stuff i didn’t find anything to move this thing actually well i could do that actually because uh oh uh the trash with you

That’s here it’s that the way that oh right we were smelting infinitely weren’t we that’s the thing we were doing last time i need wood though actually i have enough copper for now so let’s uh get back to smelting iridium it’s weird having this many furnaces do a set of these as well

Uh no i’ve done the vine it’s all gone i finished it last time i pushed through at the end and yeah i uh i think i i laddered down to two of them because two of them were like i can’t be bothered with this so i just i just let it do it

But it’s done i’m probably never doing that quest ever again because that was awful well maybe i mean if i desperately need key gems for some reason but i i doubt that’ll be i can’t think of a scenario where i would want them so uh 11 40 so we can go to

Clint now What was me horsey giddy up i’m hoping these um geodes that i had in my pocket at the time will give me everything that i want this is the wrong thing because naturally there’s a lemon stone and a marble waiting in books in all of these right right that’s how that works

Just wasteful thinking wins today Red turd this looks like a teddy bear to me i swear ah that was uh one of the main ones we’re after is in the red ones i’ve summoned this in these ones there’s none of the normal geodes but i’m going to crack them anyway hi dusty Pudding nope no luck there the lemon stones in that one there’s nothing in these again i just gotta crack them anyway now it’s the uh the omni geodes that matter anymore at this point that’s that’s not a lemon stone the living word looks like one Let’s sell all this all garbo give me some good stuff This can have anything it’s a low chance a very low chance that we have the one we want in here but it’s nevertheless possible hey we bailed out that’s one of the two we need got the marble phew i got for that now we just need to find a lemon stone

All the rare ones have an equal chance of appearing every last one of them have the same um probability so we could just as easily find a lemon stone as we could find a marble but you know what they say why don’t you know what they say but

Have you ever heard of the birthday paradox it’s kind of very applicable right now we’ve seen everything else surely we’ll see lemons down soon damn okay well we got one but one is good now don’t sell the marble for god’s sake okay let’s go home and i’m going to

Craft this immediately because then i can’t i can’t accidentally sell it or trash it or something else or accidentally reset the day museum for the museum i need i need lemon stone it says i don’t have it here but i didn’t i didn’t turn it in and i need

Uh whatever this is this thing we will get from pepper racks which are in uh in the uh skull cavern but we need to kill 30 pepper wrecks for the slayer task so we are guaranteed to get one of these because there are 30 drop rate so

Basically that’s done it’s just i just need to do the skull cap um right what do we need for a marble brassiere micro marine and stone Exactly right one marble brazier I may even kid get the hell out of my way the [ __ ] dad play with me i’m gonna stop you getting in the house steps over him Kid i swear to god that’s right know your place um let’s see dude radioactive as well why not goodbye um oh because it’s not in it’s a full stack i took out i should actually where’s my lightning rod that i made for this unless i didn’t make one again

It’ll be in second box no i didn’t make one okay i know i made some i’m sure i did oh i’m pretty sure i did oh these aren’t um producing Oh hey it’s monday the 8th today is the drinking reset day i should have gone to the uh perfection room to check with any easy key things um also what was i gonna do i was going oh i was gonna buy right i was gonna buy that from the i’m gonna take some

Iridium with me and buy the thing so yeah i’ve wasted a day i could have i could have easily checked that as well it’s very annoying i don’t really want to spend 10 already around this but i’m not going to be spending on anything else so i may as well

Maybe i’ll even teleport straight back to the island and why not every time i get a dragon’s tooth did the free teleport to the island or whatever the hell i wanted all right one recipe for whoop totem desert ready more coconut and hardwood all right let’s just go straight there

Why not we can so we will i meant to signify some ancient fruit i didn’t i did not boom boom Right what garbage tests have you got for me this week i’m not doing that one again i don’t really want to give you four prismatic shards i’ll be honest so those are both terrible i’m not doing this again it’s not worth the stress i don’t need the shards that

Badly i mean i don’t need them at all i just kind of want them i want to make the galaxy sword uh where’s the galaxy infinity sword i need three of these which means i’d need 60 more souls kind of hoping for two easy quests or something

Uh 120 times 99 stone i mean that is true as well how much is that which is still oh [ __ ] i don’t know how much the stone is worth blacksmith still oh that’s not it’s robin uh the carpenter carpenter stone hundreds it’s a hundred gold Um so what’s a hundred by ninety nine by one twenty it’s uh i want point two million yeah that’s not worth oh um i didn’t even look at my ostrich i didn’t check my ostrich today okay well i’m not problem with those i’ll consider the the prismatic shard

One i’ll consider it right i’ll only consider it because i have four prismatic shards if if in the next um in fact you know what i’ll take the mission even i could just not complete it because it does it’ll reset next week yeah i’ll consider it because if i end up with

Seven prismatic shards near the end of the week at the end of the the time limit i can just dump into that so for some bizarre reason in 20 days time i have i have uh a bunch more sonic charts than i want i can do that

But i very much doubt that that’s going to happen somehow all right let’s go home pretty old uh we buy wood from robin we do have four of these right and we have exactly four which is not even give that was it there’s 40 right so i need another mission anyway

So that’s what’s a thought like i could use could do that if i wanted to Uh i like how the uh the power noises have followed me back to this island as uh the teleporters don’t handle the music chain the sound changes very well okay uh think man use your brain i want lots of wood for making money i can check my ostrich actually

It might be done today or i may have got the day wrong it’s also possible hell it’s quite likely oh put that one in time oh my uh these are done look at i that about putting down some more um tappers on these i have some room to spare

Come on [ __ ] on get out of my way trees i just want something i want to check i wanted to see if i could disable um tree spawning by putting like hats down it sounds like a thing that would that would uh that would happen three can’t spawn on path

Because nightmare getting through there otherwise unknown you can put down buildings on grass so i don’t see why you couldn’t put down other things they come i don’t have anything on me but i i i could uh i put like put like buildings all these buildings up on the grass above so

I don’t see why you couldn’t place at a uh some kind of machine or something so you can put down if you can put down machines sure you can put down paths right surely that would be bizarre so these maple trees should not be here i don’t need maple ever again

Damn it oh it’s so much garbage everywhere get out of my way trees do these all have stuff on them it’s all half tappers on huh there’s one stop additional things i’m spawning in between your taper trees yeah i really need a path that i can walk along right all that iridium

So good um i guess finish these off oh cool um Where oh i was gonna say we’re getting a pad on this but we still got 110 uh iridium truffles All right well let’s pot around here and make some uh upper bars for a while i will need them eventually uh tomorrow i guess we want to go buy wood from robin i should have got an auto clicker Because that’s going to be a huge pain buying 9000 wood oh well we’ll just consider that part of the uh part of the devil’s bargain of buying wood I don’t know how many of these i need to process either i should be doing these on here i’m gonna micros michael several things of [ __ ] at the same time also let’s let’s take the [ __ ] weird music off stop give me my rain back thank you so

They take about the same amount of time like a full pelt i can just about go between each of them foreign cool enough to stay up late when i don’t know how many um seeds i need let’s get to like let’s say 150 150 how much that’s like 550 each so

That’s like 1500 each so each seed 150 is like 75 so 75 by 1500 god what is that even i can’t do math like that are you kidding my brain hurts so it’s about probably more like 1600 by 75. about 1.2 1.2 k 120k sorry so

That’s not too bad if i end up wasting a bunch of them still raining oh i need to um is it is it raining or stormy because if it’s stormy i need to empty my batteries oh these are in the way now okay these are going i’m not good using them anyway

It doesn’t matter all right stormy again right we need to empty our uh lightning rods so they won’t protect us from lightning hmm uh that okay put my pajama jars somewhere like in here let’s just just slap them down so i actually put them down down uh it’s a wood

Or barrel uh kegs and then what then what exactly i can’t think of anything else i need to do i’m going to the skull cavern oh i could craft a one of these totems actually that’s a good point um desert hardwood coconut iridium Hardwood I’ve almost started hardwood that’s surprising well i have a bunch of hardwood treats so it doesn’t matter um coconuts it will be in the fridge probably coconut done sure bro it does at some point so i’ll just hold on to it uh hey i wish i’d freaking put my um

Reminder barrel in again i i once again forgot which is infuriating by the way like it’s like uh it’s just a habit now to forget it that’s 150 let’s go to 200 why not it’s only like 30k more about my rubbing should be open now so this is like 10 each go roughly

Maybe like 15 if you’re lucky oh it’s tuesday it’s not open neverland it so really matters that the the which day it is it so rarely matches with this [ __ ] so i keep forgetting i guess we can go to clinton buy more iron how much iron do we need currently

186 we need another 50 or so to keep up so we need like a hundred or so so we need a hundred um i’ll call that land the seeds for now uh by the way so hundred by five is five hundred so we’ll do that just something to do 199

I won’t do one more though it’s not worth the time resist resist i must be just the uh oh no damn not mine’s just doing some material grind apparently speaking of grind i’m gonna grind my wrists into a pulp um we need 500 oh my fingers

Okay that hurts um this is year three uh can i do that anywhere it doesn’t tell me i guess it’ll tell me when i cycle days tells me what uh what year it is but we’re on year three we’re most of the way through this i’ve sold almost everything anything i’m

Waiting on as an ostrich speaking of which i haven’t checked that yet i should go check that and then the uh then the shipping bins done I don’t have enough uh iron i have coal for this i have just two little coal i need to buy coal as well all right let’s go check out my ostrich do i have an ostrich yet that’s a real question why am i walking i have a teleporter

Oh my uh my grass is almost out but do we have an ostrich a new ostrich hatched it’s a big one oh [ __ ] we need a name for an animal uh all right well you’re called emu norbert all right norbert that’s too good norbert norbit the ostrich you got

It nepotism wins the day all right where’s the look at this little fella oh he’s adorable adorable all right so we need to wait for that thing to mature now and then we can get an ostrich egg and then we’re done with the for the shipping bin

How how long an ostrich takes to let’s look that up as well how long does an ostrich take to grow up ostrich um ostriches who eat every day mature after seven nights okay seven nights so on the 16th we’ll get a bigger ostrich right when does this thing finish okay these

Will always set at the same time whenever the hell that is um i think we’re just into making iron at this point oh we need wood but we can’t do wood i guess i could go run around the valley and deforest again i could pull down some of the um

Some of the oak trees i really want to do that so let’s go deforest for a while something else to do okay now i can go to the skullcap that’s probably what i should be doing let’s go into the skull cavern but i don’t wanna i’ve been avoiding it all this time why

Not keep avoiding it gotta do it eventually nope dude we’ll save some money doing this but it’s mostly because robin isn’t open and i don’t i can’t think of anything else to do i think instead of when i filled up the the next shed i’m actually going to fill up the tunnel

With um kegs next i don’t want to build too many sheds and i do need to fill the tunnel eventually i don’t want drives down it or anything no big deal right i mean who uses a car tunnel for cars with with cars rather certainly no one in this valley

Certainly not the bus that drives through that tunnel every day that i asked to go to the desert that’s a thought i could make some tree fertilizer and uh make trees real fast how much just droid tree fertilizer what the hell is it free fertilizer fiber and stone

That’ll be a good way to get some wood real quick of course it will be uh slower than just buying it i should just buy it because again we’re past the point of uh caring about money now we mostly just want to spend money to make money and uh i guarantee

Chopping trees is gonna be slower than uh kegs maturing into better wine well maybe not with the fertilizer though might be close i can’t see that being like good money though it’s just good money to not buy good to not have good to not to have to buy it

All right let’s take this entire thing down because i need the hardwood eventually i need to do something here this is a mess actually i might not need it i may never use hardware again that’s the thought that is a thought still down you come yeah well whatever now my weight tree

This falls into the pond uh no definitely not not even close it’s like what like 8 000 repetitions required or something it’s a lot okay let’s put down all the seeds i’ve picked up or maybe not all rather a lot here actually that’s too close these ones are surplus i guess um

What a couple close to the fence why not in fact this should go away why do we even have a side on me anymore really don’t need it let’s just kind of fill in my infantry with garbage not like a side that’s bad or anything i just i’m never going to not buy

A hay so no point maybe the start of spring for a little bit of free cash but it’s kind of kind of weak sauce what am i perfect done It’s all that so that i will keep it to you and why not it’s probably good luck or something i don’t know uh we can put the radioactive war back done with it but let’s just get rid of this [ __ ] because i don’t really care just get out of my face

I could sell it or i could just not they would love a katana like i’m never going to use it again go away Half of these rings go away too still this this oh what is there ladder in here a lot of rain totems in here yeah whatever um in the radioactive roadways i don’t think i’m going to use it much though what that’s for the key stuff right that’s for uh where’s the retaining soil

That’s both these radioactive ore hyperspeed grow but it was these three hopper uh heavy tapper uppers would be neat i guess magic bait i’ll never use i don’t care poppers could be neat i’d say replace inside automatically load into the machine in front of it and have it just produce stuff forever

I thought like i could i could just have one one thing work forever tirelessly to like make my my truffles kind of thing i didn’t think things stacked though which would be maybe it wouldn’t work that way if i should get one anyway just try it it’s probably a good idea um

I think i’m done i’m way done it’s very late never mind uh yes so there’s really just skull cavern and some tedium left in the game now i think uh oh hello it’s a child of larger size uh made me coffee thanks oh when is this done it’s like the 10

Days i think yeah it’s getting there oh look at that thing it’s so money honey um everything’s done what’s in the box tomorrow we’re doing gathering the beach for an annual pelican town luau that’s just friendship so do not go between nine and two to the beach

Or i will i will cuss loudly i need to go to the island i need to go before nine or teleport Oh it’s nothing honey he’s just uh he’s just a capitalist So what’s that that’s about i’ll only be a tiny bit short but i will be short all right check this again i don’t think this is ready but no it’s not ready i’d love for this to be ready um actually what whatever it doesn’t matter um i need oh i need sprinklers actually

Yeah i need sprinklers for the field let’s take my sprinklers yeah let’s take the resources to make more Which means i need even more iron oh well well i should have seen this coming um And then that’s the ring right yeah so we’ll make just enough for now uh oh grab these as well get out of the way cat good damn it chat are you always in my way all right oof does the music follow me it doesn’t damn okay open i need to

Well first things first let’s get rid of all this shite i don’t need these pineapple plants which is i like pineapple plants i gotta go cause they are not ancient fruit To the advantage of doing this on a rainy day is obviously that i don’t have to water it which is pretty cool actually thinking about it Whatever the big gaps first i’ll do the small ones later get the nice easy ones out of the way ones that are more uh dense on sprinklers i don’t have that much resource only 200 or so bars i don’t need like we’re feeling in every single spot it’s just

Going to be annoying so i’m going to avoid some of them besides i might want to grow stuff there for uh quests or whatever unlikely but possible that’s only three oh yeah three well not even yeah it’s three three spots there and there’s three spots there

This is like three again as well that’s like four one two three four yeah four i could rip down these trees honestly that’s a thought i used so few seeds there i thought it was more than that there was a lot more than that can i get some in here as well

I can put some down here as well just feels excessive which probably means i should do it Nah we won’t we won’t because i might want to i’ll grow other stuff over there there’s these like bits on the side i could again i could drip down these trees i don’t know if i will i will i will trip down the two trees

Uh these two i won’t read down the back too though duplicates so the rest can stay It’s kind of bad i ripped down a fruit tree but they were just planted on a whim because i had the seed basically Okay uh i guess one i’d be like oh skip one up there i can save one one two three four and that’s basically the entirety of the the island farm planted minus like a few things no pat’s in here which is a bit weird isn’t it but uh whatever sell these off

No use for bananas anymore and i guess we dump into the mine for a bit well i’m here i should have i got a robin actually today yeah because i might need the i might need the wood tomorrow so i should do it today i’m going to replace all of my um

Barrels on the same day ideally my kegs god damn it i keep saying keg mixing barrel or cask and i keep meaning keg He’s away he’s away this away the rest of that iron smelting okay we don’t have quite enough but oh yeah close and now we want to go buy the most wood you’ve ever ever ever Give your percy i want to move some of these buildings around as well the fish tank the fish farms in particular i think i’m probably going to just throw our way into the corner somewhere or maybe i’ll just destroy them because i don’t i’m not actually going to use them anymore

I think that’s a good idea oh hey that path she was talking about she put shortcuts in around the valley i need to investigate the valley i missed the tree i don’t know how much would i actually need um i don’t know how much i have i have like a stack

Maybe i have like two stacks so buy like i guess like five stacks of wood Okay this is gonna be very very tedious it’s also going to be very very expensive Fortunately i really am made of money well this is kind of trivial at this point and i’m spending money to make money plus imagine like trying to to gather all this god that would be so much work i’d rather destroy my wrists ow Oh god Okay i need a break ow does that work oh my god i didn’t know that was a thing i wish someone had told me that a while ago god [ __ ] damn it thank you you saved my wrists my god that’s like so much easier classic third year tip it’s like a counter-intuitive like

Interaction i wouldn’t have thought somehow to try that i mean i might have done but it would have been on a whim rather than anything else okay well now that my wrists hurt and my pride hurts that’s probably it might be the most that might be the word i ever need i

Might never need wood again at this point after that right um so we have almost infinite wood didn’t even cost that much it’s like 200 000 that’s like a week of uh wine now where does this go okay it goes down here cool i wonder where the other ones are then

She said she said shortcuts as in multiple okay let’s take out all of my iron all of my copper all of my oh crescent and just go [ __ ] crazy that’s a really nice sound Amazing i actually didn’t have enough wood i need even more okay well she’s closed now but that’s still 171 more than i had before i need like i probably need like another five stacks or something like that i need like i was like 400 or so cakes i think

Which probably means i need at least whatever i need i need more i need more i can only get it assassin’s like i don’t present though and i’m not putting down any more oak trees i don’t care i’ll i’ll uh limit myself to the amount that i’ve got

20 every four days whatever that’s that’ll get there eventually All right um i guess we may as well even though we can’t actually fill them well we can fill them but i don’t want to fill them because i want everything to be on the same cycle i can go put down the rest of these the rest of these cakes

As far as i can as far as i figured from my not so extensive um testing this is not the fastest work way to make money but it is probably the least micro intense but the fastest way to make money i believe is coffee

And you only need like 10 of these to do that or 20 or something jesus christ i i cannot be bothered i don’t think anyone comes in here right pretty sure no one comes in here but we’ll put him in the tunnel first why i don’t know let’s fill this tunnel up with

Love um now is it better to one two three four five so if i do that i can only get three i can only get three rows in if i do it there that would be with the thing i mean it would be one two i’ll be four eight

Eight uh that’d be ten fifteen that’ll be eight for fifteen which is fifty percent if i did it in like squares um which is just over fifty percent or i could do it in three rows let me if i could do it actually no it’d

Be better to do it in four or four than it would be no that would still be the same wouldn’t it be eight in fifteen or eight nine ten yeah eight and fifteen uh but if i do it in three straight rows that would be 6

9 and 15 which would be slightly more dense i think maybe i could find the best all right stardew best uh keg placement i’m sure someone’s got videos of these or pictures of these hey will you look at that yeah yeah someone’s uh someone’s worked out this

Is the most optimal thing doing this amazing actually where’s the entrance where do you enter here why am i gonna like appear inside a barrel if i do if i put too many down okay when i go in here do what do i up here okay i i pretty much appear where i

Thought it would appear what if i put one here does it destroy it no it just puts me inside the barrel amazing all right well for the static reasons i’m going to take the last two out um let’s have some more barrels my guy my kegs christ i’ll get it right eventually

Or not this is the same width right one two three no it’s six right one two three four five oh it’s five again so that means we want three rows on here as well which is like another 50 or so still only getting 50 only getting 50 uh

Kegs in there isn’t great density but i can’t see myself putting anywhere else because it’s close to the farm that’s that’s the big thing it matters to me what’s on the board i wonder just just look for the take a look at amos omelet and biome balance nobody

Cares actually i could do buy a famous almond because i have the eggs i haven’t been processing my eggs i just got a thousand eggs sitting in my autographer but they can sit there i don’t care i really don’t care let’s go to bed then there’s no point staying up anymore really isn’t

Truffles are worth staying up for i guess i should make more truffle machines up to like 15. or something seems like madness okay what about good night That’s something i was just thinking about doing i was gonna enchant my weapon uh forge is it just shards i think it takes you get a random enchantment i know that oh it takes a prismatic shot no i don’t think i want to do that yet thanks for the vegetable medley i’m

Gonna totally eat it by eating i mean eat it Don’t have any call left you can always going to smell this stuff no you can’t work when is this done not yet another two days probably uh again i’m kind of lost what to do so let’s just go into the mind video i want to get the

I want to get that last note i don’t think i need it i just want it it’ll also be cool to get another prismatic shot just just one more if i get one more i think i can justify finishing that quest because then i have one more of an

Enchantment on the weapon and regardless of what it is unless it’s a really [ __ ] one which would be really fast but unless it’s a really [ __ ] one this will be a damage upgrade [Applause] Bum oh a chest I think you know i should have made some bombs before i came in here no you don’t have any coal here foreign cool oh no i can’t go to the beach today what a shame but i have a teleporter Oh oh it’s so slow Boop gotta kill enemies that’s there it might be faster than mine i guess i need to mine stuff so rocks have it 0.75 chance of having a thing in it enemies have a 3.3 chance so if i kill a rock four times faster than i can kill

An enemy it’s better to kill rocks kill whatever hit rocks but i probably can everybody just mine a bunch then it’s not i think that’s the number it’s about that kind of number out uh Only shield is always welcome actually needing lemon stone only which is nice we found marble that was really cool [ __ ] idiot time is it 11. maybe we’re going to just grind up this today then i don’t need to get that um wood today just kind of want it

I’d rather just get this done and i just need to hit rocks until they find it basically [Applause] [Applause] i can probably make some cherry bombs actually while i’m here but i could probably make some regular bombs some being the operative word ouch oh christ That’s a lot of rock man Do Not good uh i’m trying to mushroom Yes if i could put this like recipe on the hot bar that’d be cool ouch rude my guy damn it’s kind of appear eventually right right maybe only mining it works that’s a thought like hitting it with bombs no it’s really not actually just anything can spawn it any

Any damage source should work [Applause] ah you killed my shard you bastard yeah 0.75 chance my ass should have seen one ages ago if that was the case for rocks well statistics don’t mean anything so what i expect cool Dead Do do Oh that hurts quite a bit Ah goddammit the chest in there you could have it i suppose [Applause] i think i found a note in a chest before that’s not a note protection ring which don’t do much i mean it’s all right but there are many better items i feel What’s up the pineapple seeds man give me an actual loot i haven’t found this thing and didn’t realize no just getting shafted as always Just tuck that in the bin whatever same with this [ __ ] and this and this and probably this as well Oh geez i’m almost dead okay i was a little more stressful it needed to be um pay attention to health kits damn it no way it’s kind of 10 o’clock at night i probably should have just left let’s throw down some more yellow bums wait for and big win [ __ ] nerd

Okay well i’m not having much luck here [Applause] well any luck i’m not having any luck here i think the last one i got was from an enemy so maybe i do need to just kill enemies like maybe i can’t get any more from sources that i’m trying to get them from

Maybe i’m just not getting good luck because i killed so many enemies i thought one chances were in my favor but they’re not apparently Anything fun on level nine a ton of enemies right right at the start would be nice that’s decent Oh just no nothing it’s uh almost one o’clock teleport out naturally Okay well [ __ ] um i guess teleport home why not good as anywhere damn i was really hoping to find it like i killed so much [ __ ] there that was like one of the most efficient trips i’ve made because of all the bombing sadly it was not to be oh well So oh Hello child one yes that is the name of my child child one i forget whose brilliant idea that was probably bummer it’s a very vummer name in fact anything with the one on it’s gotta be rumor blame bomber for these things oh hey um i’ve got six minutes until i need to

Switch over to a different game so i should probably not start this day what would i be doing today anyway okay we can we’ll check something really quick and then uh we’ll uh go switch over to sly cooper yeah these aren’t ready okay all right let’s switch over to sly cooper okay

Uh vomer are you here if you are not here i will have to ping you uh bomber uh rumor is forcing me to play sly pooper like cooper and that will be fly cooper and this raccoonis you are here excellent don’t have to ping you excellent yes forcing me against my will like

Oh i could oh man i just i have no choice i must absolutely must play this game or else all right pcsx2 this is probably gonna look bad on strings i didn’t set up the thing of me boot iso fast sly cooper and the thieves racoonis game capture to this one

Please work that would be nice i would appreciate it if you worked nice it does work let’s make this a bit bigger this down here this up here get my controller there’s my controller out in the corner why do i oh it’s brb uh controller here what’s up here-ish what

That’s the wrong um controller layout yeah okay well no controller layout overlay for this then it’s gonna be chat because i can’t i need i need a um next 360 overlay thing and i don’t have one or a ps2 one rather i don’t have one for the sticks that’s my point

Like the the the dual stick type oh else i need probably upgrade up my bitrate a bit let’s crank it up to like five thousand because i actually need this game to look reasonably nice probably right this thing looks uh still shaded as hell these are the same settings i normally

Run my vst emulation on so everything should work fine but uh yeah all right let’s uh press start for a new game sly do you read me yeah i read you loud and very loud sorry i’m a little nervous trying to break into police headquarters does that get over bentley you’re safe

In the van i’m the thief here i’ve got to steal that file from inspector carmelita fox well count on me to be your eyes and ears buddy got their security system totally scoped to get inside you’re gonna have to go through that air vent all right i’m going in and don’t forget

You got me at the wheel slide all you got to do is grab the file and get back to the van we’ll do the rest just keep that engine running murray i’ll be down in no time okay i’m already detecting the game is a bit quiet on my end uh where do i

Up the volume and even up until like 60. that’s a little better uh we’ll find out soon enough it seems like it’s terri as the vomit says terrible voice acting so uh that’s already a good start as far as i’m concerned i think we’re actually controlling the game immediately

Oh it’s a bit blue oh no no no no no no no no no no motion blur as hell things must be vertigo or something can you see those crazy blue lights really i’ve read about this master raccoon thieves are able to sense thieving opportunities which manifest themselves as unexplainable blue auras

According to my research all you have to do is get near them and hold down the circle button and you should perform a super sneaky master thief move hold down the circle button near blue auras i’m on it okey-doke yes super sneaky i need to keep holding that

Okay is there options in this options i don’t suppose i can turn off motion blur no no i cannot turn off mission blur okay well it is a ps2 game i shouldn’t expect much i was playing romantic he said he enjoyed it i mean rayman 2 was good uh yeah

Starring bentley the turtle oh god the motion blur oh my eyes oh jeez look at this oh god i hate that i hate that hey do we have an attack squad we do have this attack one of set off the those not to mention you’ll be fried to a

Crisp oh well that’s uh inconvenient i imagine unfortunately i’m a master platformer can i invert my thing i don’t know if i can Controls okay i can i can invert them if i want to i’m not sure if i need to yet uh that’s the left and right kind of wrong way around the red door oh i need to i need to invert this x i don’t like this if i can i will

Oh wait no i can’t i can’t invert the x okay well never mind stuck i can invert the y on some of them but i can’t invert the x all right sneak your sneaky sneaker way to go sly this is where inspector carmelita fox stashes all her important files

I hacked into the police security mainframe and discovered this false combo try dialing in nine three seven nine three seven oh okay we can do that now nice job you got it if you come down through the fire escape and head through the parking lot we’ll be waiting in the getaway van

What a shame to someone brought to walking door right now probably calling cars what an [ __ ] i was hearing they stole your stuff criminal criminal you foolish raccoon i’ve caught you red-handed ah carmelita i haven’t seen you since i gave you the slip in bombay which reminds me you need to

Return the firestone of india to its rightful owners and i was going to give it to you as a little token of my hey you know that bazooka really brings out the color of your eyes very fetching you think this pistol packs a paralyzing punch you

Oughta try it might snap you out of your crime spree and give up our little rendezvous plenty of time for that once you’re safely behind bars love to stick around and chat but i just dropped by to pick up this case file i think you’ve had it long enough

Okay are we gonna get shot now yes oh and what’s the thing give me all the things oh never mind i’m not getting all the things but those aren’t important oh boy oh that’s not a door okay don’t mind me lady what is this music oh is it am i dead

I’m dead i’m absolutely dead i’m toasted dead um does it start again really wow that’s a that’s that’s rough sheesh fine it’s fine don’t worry about it oh it’s being fried to a crisp god damn it oh my mask is already there i guess i just restart

I’m really not digging the music i’ll be honest especially when it slows down because of the lag that’s really horrible oh no oh no Once again my gang and i had given inspector carmelita fox the slit i was surprised to see how well she took it finally the secret police file i’ve been searching for all these years with this i could avenge my family and regain possession of our most valued treasure

It all began when i was just a kid bouncing on my father’s knee you see i come from a long line of master thieves who kept all their secrets of sneaking and stealing in an ancient book the this raccoonis anyone who read it learned to be especially sneaky which is why we

Specialize in stealing from criminals after all there’s no honor no challenge no fun stealing from ordinary people you rip off a master criminal and you know you’re a master thief well on the night i was supposed to inherit the book five visitors came unannounced to our door

My father fought to protect us but the gang of villains known as the fiendish five overpowered him and ransacked our house until they found the this raccoonis our family’s manual of thieving greatness fell into their filthy hands they tore the book into five pieces and split it up each villain disappearing to

The farthest corners of the world to commit dastardly crimes broken alone i was dumped at the town orphanage there i met two guys who became my lifelong buddies and trusted crew bentley techno genius and strategist supreme ad murray part-time driver and full-time burden together we pledged to track down the

Fiendish five avenge my father and steal back the this raccoonis i knew i was about to face the toughest test of my life on this mission i would either become a master thief like my ancestors before me or fail and allow my family name to bite the dust

Hey well this is the game all right well i open save progress blah blah back there a police headquarters sly come see me if you want to check out any of your old movies i’ve got them all here on my computer use the left analog stick to move around

The hideout and the x button to select things okay previous movies okay so cut scenes i’ve already plotted a route to our first target and it’s still a bit too quiet uh not that i necessarily need to hear all this but uh you know it would be nice

To crank it up shall we really crank it i didn’t seem to crank very much but it did crank a little okay murray you gotta save yourself one okay worry i’ve already plotted a route to our first target okay The road trip gave me the time i needed to study up on sir raleigh the frog As a young man this hot-tempered frog grew bored of his life of luxury and privilege that’s the spyro on a whim he tried a piracy and found it to his liking raleigh who quickly became addicted to crime was brought into the fiendish five as chief machinist where his evil

Tinkering genius rose in new heights The last reported sighting of this mad machinist was off the soggy coast of the ilo wrath a small island uncomfortably situated in the middle of a perilous welsh triangle a welsh Horrifying Nothing scarier than the welsh let’s be honest [Applause] okay i’m getting less raymond more um more i just spotted something that’s going to complicate the mission see that nasty looking gate it blocks the only road leading into raleigh’s hideout no problem i’ll just use my climb move okay

But remember you can only climb on certain objects like pipes and ropes yeah sure like that ladder there that is correct but do not forget sly you have to get close then hit the circle button to grab it yeah yeah yeah relax bentley i live for this stuff yeah and that’s

What worries me i’m getting less rayman more jack and daxter from this feels very jack and daxter era but jack and daxter with motion blur because i love motion blur the entire game hurts my eyes it’s great i can just feel my redness burning and that fight made me think uh spyro

But the music makes that ching chunk kind of do do do kind of the way it sounds kind of sounds spyro i have a double jump no yeah it’s uh it’s definitely doing that to me i’m not gonna lie my eyes what’s not really nauseous it’s more just my eyes are like ah

No can i not make this jump i’m sure i can make this joke right can i we do have a double jump it just didn’t work before but i can’t turn it off so uh that’s fun destructible partially destructible stuff why is it so bloody blurry

Maybe this is one of those looks much better on the crt to a things combustion you done whining let’s go i’m just trying to keep you alive partner fortunately for you i launched these signal repeaters throughout raleigh’s fortress get close to one and i could checkpoint your progress nice check yeah just

Tons of fourth wall nice so don’t get spotted or you’ll get burnt alive or uh just ignore it entirely and then get shot by who knows what i don’t know what hit me i’m gonna lie oh and then we lose all progress because you have one hp in this game ah why

Can i have more than one hp please we find a horseshoe okay was on top of that something up there oh i’m stuck in here now and i yeah i’m in here i’m committed oh okay hey The way the lag interacts with the music is so awful you know that blimp looks more like a machine than a hideout you’re right fly that is a storm machine it’s the reason why it never stops raining around here that explains all the wrecked ships but

Why would rolly want bad weather at his own hideout 24 7. beats me but rain or shine i’m going to steal my family’s book back and if raleigh gets in my way it’s on changing interlaced setting to bob tff is that is that uh i guess that’s emulator

That’s not gonna be in uh core probably emulator settings uh pop tf was it bob tff game fixes no yes window no let’s tff it when it’s at home i’m not seeing this maybe i’m in the wrong thing relation settings no that’s simulation settings this is pcsx2 uh 1.6 oh usually there’s a

Place where you can fiddle with stuff like this and i’m not sure where it is um so running speed hacks but i shouldn’t affect anything okay affects videos gunned down tales of blah blah nope not seen it config video plugin settings okay config video plugin settings oh this is what i was

Looking for okay i knew it was around somewhere i couldn’t remember where it was um what was it um set uh the interlacing interlacing to bob tff use blender shaking oh dear god oh well that’s a significantly not better oh no it’s not too bad actually it was

Jiggling for a minute there maybe it’s like no no it’s like stuck on terrain i think oh it’s like shoulder shaking yeah it’s not doing what it wanted to i think i think it might it’s better but i know i think it’s better overall does this push me sure does

I could just try fiddling with the renderer in general nice job so far sly and it’s better to get over the next gate you’ll need to grab onto this hook using your cane just jump and hit the circle button got it jumping at the circle button to grab onto hooks

Just uh contextual everything is a circle oh checkpoint oh god okay we’re good gotcha um Okay that’s feeling uh crash bandicoot and that like that is this the exit this looks like an exit to me so what did we miss we missed eight bottles uh do i care to go back for them oh there’s two up there can we climb on these like ropes somehow

Probably would circle i wouldn’t be surprised oh well that’s not okay well we didn’t die something fell off is that hmm we can with circle i was wondering how you get up those they looked interactable but the game hasn’t tutorialized there yet everything just push circle near it and things will probably happen

Basically that’s how this game works Okay i may be screwed though and we have to come back to get the rest of them assuming i even care which uh i’m not even sure if i do it’s probably like a thing below me somewhere i missed a lower platform unfortunately i can’t move my camera like at all

It’s not allowed we can do this though the days before uh simple simple first-person cameras but all right what are these things that i missed nice job so far oh yeah okay just tutorializing for me something under here nope like one advantage of going back now as

I just killed myself and go back to the video checkpoint which would be fun anything down here no i wanna know what’s in the chest damn it that’s the first level come on i’m surprised they made this so difficult to find the first freaking level we climb up there maybe double that lighthouse

Oh we can’t get back here can we stuck in here try something back no no we can’t anything up here hey i thought i saw something i just ignored it um it’s four more somewhere it’s not that much level so they got they could be far away what what okay i think i

Got stuck on the terrain and slid off that was something well this is a very stable game at least i don’t know i feel like the game needs more Something like a lot of these games like these silly action platformers they’re kind of they’re kind of easy generally which is no big surprise to anyone but they uh they tend to have a lot of style like a lot of style this has a bit of style it doesn’t have

That much style as i kind of expect from it hello get what the [ __ ] are you doing get over the platforming isn’t exactly the most precise oh there’s something up here oh no this is the entrance where did i miss this damn thing why can’t i leave that’s weird

I guess i can leave the mission do all these two up there guess we can climb this thing maybe we can knock it over i’m so good god damn i’m so good now find to open out it’s a lot better than it was so it’s a lot better than it was it’s not

Great but i i’m for when i’m getting used to it it’s just not great still it was so much worse before just as long as you don’t look at the character if you look at the character it’s pretty [ __ ] but uh if you look at the background

Since i’m moving it’s a lot better i check and kill myself can i no no kill yourself insist where is it did i ah it put me at damn it i guess it probably was the closest one a cheap panel okay all right i don’t know if that’s worth the time we

Know what’s in the box i must know if it’s just like a cosmetic thing i’m gonna re so hard no no you absolute turd it’s so laggy and i have speed hacks on too so it’s not like um not like i can make it go much faster

Do all right try to fall off the [ __ ] planet this time fingers right what’s in the have led me to box that the code for this vault is seven nine two this page teaches old drake cooper’s fast attack dive move press the triangle button to use it okay

So you can unlock moves with these and probably other things so it’s unlocks which makes sense one percent so that that kind of implies this 50 odd levels can i let’s grab no okay i just i want to make this video what accidentally canceled that secured location on this boat

If raleigh’s really as smart as this police file suggest then that’s where i’ll find him wonderful idea but your plan is flawed why because it’s impossible to get near him to access raleigh’s blimp you would have to sneak through that high voltage power tube to do that without getting electrocuted

You’d have to destroy that power generator and to do that you need two more of raleigh’s treasure keys which are heavily guarded interesting so when are you gonna get to the impossible part fine but i warned you i mark the areas you need to hit with holographic markers

Follow them to your objectives thanks don’t mention it it’s your funeral okay see that jiggle jiggle there that’s the that’s the bomb setting because they’re on the slope if we’re not in a slope it doesn’t do it oh never mind it’s the cameras on the slope but does it

It’s okay if i keep moving it’s not as bad uh where are we going we’re going down okay horseshoe those temporary that would be sad but probably true okay never mind no grab that oh i have to hold it now again right oh no can you Is is all right well into the machine i guess oh we got one percent for move we sure Maybe as um yeah jerry’s out it reminds me of a lot of 3d platformers which i mean that’s what it’s trying to be but it also thus far lacks a bit of something that i’m not sure what it’s all right but you know okay

All of these is more than one i take it i only know of this one game of the sly cooper series never heard of it was i probably heard of it but i’d only heard of it how did i miss that oh one day four crikey

So it was popular enough to get at least several sequels i don’t know what the coins do um i assume though to buy things but i haven’t seen anything to buy yet oh i’m dead i have one hp oh uh game over game over i mean i lose my bottles

What’s the only thing i really gained no gamers don’t think to me much it probably just means you lose your checkpoint that’s it revision of two and fourth on by other people okay sucker punch i’ve heard of sucker punch i don’t remember what they did though Oh okay oh i have a what’s done i guess okay i’m gonna guess that yup sure does uh okay um i’ll do this ready influencer ps4 is dark and good here oh i think i’ve heard of infamous as well but again that’s another one of those

Games that i’ve heard of but i couldn’t quite put my finger on what it all did oh okay we’re fine we’re live reminding me of banjo-kazooie with the thing in planker oh okay didn’t turn fast enough open world superheroes thing yeah maybe i don’t know what that is

Hey just before checkpoint very nice i don’t know i think this game is missing a daxter basically something very funny basically because this game wants to be funny right so it’s trying to be but i’m not laughing that’s the thing platforming is all right it’s not exceptional or anything it’s just all right

I feel like i missed a bottle or two in here whatever it doesn’t matter yeah but i’m not laughing that’s the thing that’s the thing oh there’s lasers i’m sure it’s defined though yeah okay mind oh no we’re still alive no we’re not we’re we’re not alive we’re just bouncing as a corpse

Gotcha dislike weird camera angle i gotta jump on a weird thing not a fan of that camera’s too close to the character in this segment i need to like jump to this thing the camera i suppose the camera doesn’t go with you it does pull along with you so that’s fine i

Just somehow didn’t grab it even though it looked like i should have done it whatever what the okay okay and i can’t jump back on that’s mean i could have jumped back on and uh grabbed the ledge but i hit the death uh i hit the death plane before i could react

I think my biggest gripe thus far is the music is so generic that’s a big for me how was that up there oh it’s probably nothing smash we i try to miss just one like i play a lot of these games for the music a lot of time

I’m not for the music and one of the one of the most important things for me in these kind of games is the music this is just kind of very forgettable i don’t know i just it’s all right i’m not saying it’s bad but like

I don’t know i don’t feel like i care very much yeah it does generic is the right word oh god we’re so far back yeah it’s it is a mascot platformer and i i’ve played the the best mascot platformers that ever existed banjo and daxter that was getting wild at that good

And kind of everything else gets kind of looked down upon for me you can even say spyro is like a mascot a platformer i mean it is it clearly is but like there’s no mascot it’s just spyra there’s nobody rather i like spyro because it’s rare oh god

Damn it game okay you slide off the side of that i haven’t played crash enough to comment crashes on the wild card wheel uh i’d actually is but no one no one’s uh no one’s voted for yet no one’s put things in for it yet crash one

I always wanted to play crash but like like a lot of things hasn’t been got around to you watch some things on that wheel it should probably come off like uh celeste should probably come off for example that’s doing anything no i got it here we grab onto this

Okay well we can die that’s an option oh goody well oh well that’s a good start right next to the freaking horseshoe do do do try to rush him i don’t know the game just feels really odd with the this one hit death thing i feel like i

Should have two or three hits like given the style of it it’s too easy to screw something up you can kind of crash and crash the levels of what like a minute each maybe two so if you die whatever that’s with checkpoints right this is really long and you’re one else

All time and the platforming is a bit shank well like a lot jank just a bit jank what was that oh i thought it dropped something something up there all right let’s do this again time to get [ __ ] fire breasts oh jesus guy i’m dumbass i’m playing just like i have health to

Spare and i don’t i just stop doing that gotta stop doing that i could play like i’m gonna die constantly for anything take me down we down please can i go down now oh my god i can’t go down okay thank you smashy smashy oh my god

I thought i uh wasn’t close enough i too was not close enough hey where are we going here i guess get up there you dumbass oh god you want to do this [ __ ] come on thank you how do i get off this wild ride okay that’s how we got off as well right

Yeah i missed two somehow not sure i could be bothered going back for them be honest with you money or maybe that had things in it oh it did okay well we found all the clues good job me i can’t believe i pieced this one together

Yeah i’ll be honest this was novel the first time last novel every other time old salad cooper’s fast pinaway raccoon roll stories claim she can move faster rolling than anyone else could on the run hold down the triangle button to use this move switch between your power-ups using l2 and r2

2r2 power-ups gotcha well we dark souls now um are we going through this thing what’s going on here i need to break something maybe this thing jumps this is like a jump pad kind of looking thing it looks almost jumpy okay we take damage if we jump onto this thing which probably means

Yes boss damn um is this climbable uh sort of roller um is it something up here then i feel like i need to break something yeah i do like that that um a very spinny looking spinny boy for example maybe break this thing nope oh i’m dead very nice

Okay did we break this thing we can’t walk across it surely that would be madness it runs moves too fast i mean maybe i feel like i need to turn the thing off somehow i guess we just need to go some hippie hops basically it doesn’t feel right though it feels

Like oh you’re gonna get knocked off this don’t bother my my platforming senses tell me that but i see no other way to do this so here we go oh that feels so bad it’s gonna mash a okay uh unless i’m not supposed to be here which also feels accurate

What okay yeah we can’t get in there we have to stop the thing since you have to turn this off somehow like jam it or break something hit everything in the room i guess maybe something at the back of me to break something up here that i missed

I’m not lost dude the [ __ ] am i supposed to do it’s that weird face looking thing up there i tried hitting that it didn’t do anything i don’t think there’s anything back here that would make no sense that the you have to do stuff for the back that would be very wrong

It’s not that kind of game i should have given these things move nunny the [ __ ] what blatantly obvious thing am i missing let me do these rats maybe i doubt the roll is important everything’s very bonus-y i don’t have a gun or anything i don’t know there’s a map or something is there

No all right help me out here what the hell am i what the hell am i not seeing don’t you could just not help me as well i suppose that’s another option the only thing i could see is this face looking thing but i didn’t seem to do anything when i hit it

Oh for god’s sake okay let’s [ __ ] you game you just have to stay on the thing well before i just jumped off it immediately it doesn’t look like it’s on a freaking uh i can’t see the ceiling because blah blah blah blah so it’s whatever i’m just going to hang on thing and

Think for a minute and uh well that happened And Okay then and then there’s the time variant which i guess that’s to complete the thing in a certain amount of time is that like active immediately let’s just figure it out if that’s true or not our guest is probably a time thing now

Yeah now we got to go fast and if i died i would i’m not going to try this many times or anything oh nice good start good start that does it um restart with death it does okay well that’s a small [ __ ] miracle what [ __ ] god damn it then Do do all right well uh nope get up there dingus if i don’t get checkpoints i’m probably just leaving don’t need extra lives No get up there do there was this thing and there’s a dude who’s like smacky because he likes to smack a all hoe wait here go down oh no oh okay that’s the wrong move i’m going to use the dive move okay we’ve got 27 seconds i’m not going

To do this again if i [ __ ] it up oh he says well rip we missed the cycle on the plunger it’s that now you have to go like pretty quick nope i would not like to try again definitely not high class heist jackpot sly look at all this stuff

And you know what that means tighter security you’re gonna have to be extra sneaky to get the treasure key here oh well extra sneaky oh [ __ ] okay i didn’t see that until it was too late okay i see why i didn’t see it now okay these are weird lasers the way they the

Way they move just feels odd gonna follow me around forever you sure are bastard thing okay this is the wrong way isn’t it okay well how did you get past that thing without it oh i got a checkpoint nice cheesed it hell yeah so i supposed to push stuff up there

You’re on it get on there you can’t stand on this okay and you can stand on it just to dingus i might get up there then i can’t jump from one to the other i don’t think okay get on the other side i guess i can like break one climb the other

Platforming is so awkward this feels really strange the way the jump well it doesn’t give you any height that’s why it’s still so odd i don’t know whatever move on squish i’m dead they charged at you oh i game over it nice very nice very cool very legal sorry very legal very cool

Getting the wrong way around do do do do damn you laser eyes kind of implies that i can get up this somehow I don’t know how the hell i’m gonna get there though unless i can move stuff i can’t move this thing can i no that’ll be too weird so No trespassing hmm no i don’t like that jump i don’t like that at all can i not i can’t get up there okay oh oh it’s not torture it’s just not the super high quality that i’m used to i just played banjo two days ago like that game plays like a dream

And this doesn’t i don’t know it’s just odds like if you want to be um rash you should probably have faster paced gameplay this game kinda wants to be crash it’s just weird i don’t know maybe if i cared more about the characters and such but i kind of don’t i’m gonna lie

Oh god well we got heated out oh it looked like you couldn’t go through those maybe you can’t it’s a thing oh wait there’s also stuff over here that’s what i thought it was something okay these ones are on top of the um Top of the archway at the start i don’t know how to get them Rolling the grounds these uh extra lives respawn all the time that’s something and the the camera does not like the the slanted ground lucky charms can’t believe they took me lucky charms nice life you can adjust the game camera using the right analog stick yeah the camera behind you click it

Yeah i got i figured that out like 10 minutes ago like 20 minutes ago at this point it’s a while ago not this way i thought it might be that way it’s not it’s of this engineering serves me right applying significant rotational torque to achieve maximum velocity will yield

The positive result you mean something good might happen if i can get the wheel to spin fast enough isn’t that what i just said yeah sorry you’re trying to be funny and you’re not it does make me want to play jack and daxter though that’s definitely a thing

What this game is doing for be the me source for the store machine toys smack when i close these and i just closed it in line they open up again that’s what it is can i land on this no i can’t but i hate i hate

I hate okay you can land on it [ __ ] i was about to be so mad when you like look at that that that is maddening like you you should be able to land on this but you can’t it looks blendable oh whatever it’s not that bad it’s just annoying

I don’t like that in any game if it if it something should be is walkable it should be obviously walkable anything looks walkable it should be right you should make terrain that doesn’t look walkable I don’t know i feel like i should be talking about what i’m seeing what’s going on and all this enemy and that i mean it’s gonna attack here and it’s like it’s not that it’s an offensive game or anything it’s just not that interesting sorry i feel like this is a

Nostalgia heavy game like you need nostalgia to appreciate it this was your childhood this would mean a lot to you i imagine this was not my childhood hey it put me back up here because i had a horseshoe okay that looks not doable but did it

How do i get that one does that mean i have to go back around to get it that’s mean i don’t care then i’m not going back around for that if i miss one i know where i missed it game oh really well that’s surprising oh oh god damn it just

I don’t know just so like sloppy the controls are look at that i didn’t even touch the thing i barely i jumped away from it again it’s not bad it’s just not great i i i play great when it comes to these kind of games they have no patience for anything less okay

Kind of mean game what’s the thing i’m looking for here like rather break the window no what is this even doing oh okay the the light kills you nice We just got to get it up to speed i don’t know what i’m trying to do here it’s kind of spinny thing i’m playing with something i gotta grab again or something can i get like over somehow the windows are not breakable i can’t get through here Ah okay i just got it to maximum speed i didn’t get it to maximum enough speed okay miss that one very well i’ll go back for it you convinced me it wasn’t that far back And i’ll probably get a checkpoint oh no you don’t all right i’ll kill myself but hopefully it puts me back at the uh oh i didn’t because i had horseshoe right oh no what a shame hopefully it doesn’t mean the checkpoint right next to me nice give myself a little bit of walking

I didn’t see the um the safe though Did i even see the safe yet i don’t think i remember seeing it actually uh where the [ __ ] is the safety ah really okay well i know the fastest way back to the beginning why do that that’s that’s weird i mean sure whatever i guess is to make you replay the level

What no that’s just obnoxious okay safe open la safe where is this safe there is less safe i didn’t even see it the first time it’s got to be five seven nine these are the blueprints of raleigh’s entire operation i wonder yes i can wire this info directly into your binocular

It’ll show you the position of nearby clues and breakable objects neat okay i kind of want to get that other one now that i got everything else watch you know there’s like one more level in here right oh worldly roley how many levels are there in here can i even tell

Because one more key over here i guess wait no this is the one we’ve already done oh rip With my dead ass rip my dead ass right um okay please come on i believe in you let me jump over the thing like what hive fences who would have thought it was so difficult i know platform is where you can’t jump very high all right now we can break it right

Yeah break it smash it okay leads to ah another led zone to believe you had failed to knock out that generator never was good at math well here’s a real test for you i found a way after raleigh’s hideout but unfortunately it is doomed to failure you’re not gonna tell me i have

To shoot myself out of that cannon i’m afraid that’s the only way now you’re talking you’re really scaring me man anyway to get inside that thing you have to steal all seven of raleigh’s treasure keys so what are we waiting for you show me those hollow whatsits you

Mean my holographic markers yeah yeah and i’ll swipe whatever it takes to get shot out of that cannon and steal back my family’s devious raccoonis that’s it all right let’s find some more holographic markers this one’s a good start okay it’s a star man it’s a freaking is it a vehicle level or

We’re just going under water it’s a vehicle though it’s a twin stick remember you can always see okay these crabs are adorable look at those eyes and these games like these with segment studies very strange but i know usually it’s a mess and this isn’t actually a mess it’s not great but it’s

Not a mess either there you go mine [ __ ] oh it is kind of tedious as hell an incredibly easy get off it the strange segment nope nope nope nope nope oh [ __ ] there was like five all at once spread around across the arena rule game maybe should focus more on killing crabs never was particularly good at 10 sticks

I only played that many twin sticks like i’ve never even played isaac they’re ready for him actually pick it up you [ __ ] oh there are a lot of this player get off it it’s mine no i said get off it’s mine do they get a speed boost when they have a treasure chest

No i can’t i can’t move no shenanigans oh game the shooting wasn’t hitting the chest even though it was right in front of me and i couldn’t move to go kill the crab uh i take it all back this horse [ __ ] i knew segments like these were gonna be bad

It’s not difficult it’s just like it’s just like [ __ ] okay priority is clearing crabs off the board definitely [ __ ] oh there’s so many dudes [ __ ] no this is hard i just miss one thing it’s over but then i suppose the rest of the game is like that make one mistake and start over but again it’s like really slow

This thing ramps up there’s more of a time get off my treasure there will you nerd um actually once at the bottom of the screen it’s easier to miss those no shoot the [ __ ] thing it’s right for you i swear to god oh no no no i can’t move oh damn you oh

No i just barely got it i just barely got it no no oh god damn it ah so uh there was one on the wrong side and i got like locked behind uh uh like a triangle of boxes i could get to the one on the other side

I just barely saved that one and then another one came on the opposite side and i couldn’t deal with that because i was dealing with the one on the other side and i almost got that one as well but i didn’t get it quite that was fun

I think it’s this controls just fine right it’s snappy it’s like when i shoot stuff goes it’s just the the spawning it’s just you probably you can get blocked in by the things spawning on top of you it’s really obnoxious no you don’t no you don’t no you don’t so no

Okay we got it we can’t lose now [ __ ] crabs i could’ve got that like two attempts ago i didn’t [ __ ] up i did it would cost me lives um nope are you there nope i’ll ignore you straight for jugger boom boom boom is okay well

This is giving me a more of a headache than it was because the entire floor is slanting so it’s constantly jiggling well power on through no i didn’t [ __ ] [ __ ] you okay well that sucks like i dipped under the water for a moment and that killed me no i didn’t jump and

I don’t know i didn’t i think that was lag that time come on dumbass so this is a bit odd the way it’s working so i need to just go slower like if you dip under the edge there you’re dead uh right hey where are we going from here

Oh it’s a plane that’s cool that’s actually legitimately cool i like that don’t pass looking plane that’s we have to get this thing i guess we’re supposed to go hit the thing and then come back but at once i can’t be bothered oh game over well i was going to get a

Game over anyway i suppose better get on with it also i’m going to just tank uh tank the alarm uh tell you what it didn’t work out oh speaking of not working out but that’s not i thought it’s gonna go further and that camera is so no please game stop

Sliding off [ __ ] come on dude why Okay pal the hell are you give me a checkpoint please give me a checkpoint thank you i’m bad i could just walk around it i could not do sneaky snick whoa that’s the thing okay oh come on uh i couldn’t have didn’t have anywhere to walk bummer dude mrs asshole’s response

Get up there oh my god jump you [ __ ] turd i’m gonna punch you in the mouth i swear to god uh can you just not climb on this is that what it’s telling me it looks climbable i’m even kind of landing on it okay there’s nothing up here okay this is a

Dead end lovely um where the hell am i going now off the wing okay okay that’s cool that’s fine what oh he got me what a chad do it was the uh how was this safe have i seen it i don’t think i’ve seen it there it is okay

What do we get this time outstanding another page from the phoebus raccoonis this one features dev cooperindus slow motion jumps he used this to get by all kinds of airborne threats hit the triangle button while in the air to slow down time okay that’s the thing want to get up there please

You can’t do that okay Let’s see uh where’s the next thing what am i missing here i don’t have all of them do i oh there’s one in the previous section is that what it is cunning disguise there’s one in the previous section i missed i was on top of the thing right

To bring up your yeah now from there you can check out the stats on places you’ve been to and also take some shortcut warps to get around faster nice you up to this thing nope because i uh have not been there i guess uh how did we climb up there before

Here we go sneaky sneak i’m a very sneaky uh can i there we go cunning disguise forget about becoming a master thief you’ll be a master dart board wait a second what if i jumped into that barrel for protection i don’t know it looks pretty risky and very unsanitary only

One way to find out okay jump into that barrel what you okay oh we’re going down does it go back up again yes we oh we need to bring our barrel with us this is the cardboard box segment don’t you know come along we on you it’s a cardboard box segment

Genre can’t attack well instinct is there anything i can’t do to do we um we can’t get past that i guess if i’m gonna try to go kill him or something that’s you sorry i sneezed was the thing up there i didn’t see that nope come on speaking of sneezing

How do i get that [ __ ] i have to jump down oh we can climb on the thing using the books and let’s grabbing come on game give me a solid let me up there god did you stop falling off [ __ ] not very good at this are you sly

I will probably be a skipper if i missed a bunch of bottles doing that do you mind oh my god get off the thing oh it’s still going okay up to 19. dude i’ve missed anywhere else probably got a better view from up here some up here can i not

Land on this with like oh there’s a ladder okay okay 22 and there’s a safe want to break these yes uh weird uh stealth segment uh i am drawing is a word i’m not sure it’s the word i’d use uh it’s not a bad game i just don’t really care

It’s a way to spend my night i suppose i probably need to bring the barrel down and hello all right i feel like i won’t get beyond the two hours though it’s not something i wanted to complete like some games like i just feel compelled to uh continue

With this honestly i’m finding tony difficult to say things about how many do we have 25 how did i miss five five that’s a lot to miss use the um thingy scope right oh there’s three up there i see you oh hello cheeky cheeky how do i get up here

Like i can but oh climb up this thing you know there is a way up there okay well that’s something and then arbitrarily the ledge grab works again it’s so hot with the help of a straight edge and compass the answer was simple dial in two four two two four two Chris cooper’s dive collection technique this move is an extension of the dive move you already know just jump and hit the triangle button near breakable objects for some fast breaking fast collecting action i don’t wear that i have to cycle through all of these oh wait a minute it

Doesn’t cycle through this one this is a different one meow game oh christ i have to go through uh no i don’t okay i’m good i’m good fine i brought the barrel back through the thing so i don’t have to go all the way to the level again because i was afraid

Of that i like how my barrel is still charred from earlier That’s the last one um we only missed like two bottles from one of these levels i’m actually going to go back and get that which one was it what’s this one i want to get the the all the other i want to go get the glass bottles

Because i got everything else in this entire zone so uh three bottles somewhere where could i have missed three bottles probably on top of something or inside something now we we’ve uh we’ve done that f keys the the bottles unlocked the safe so we are done

Oh i remember where these are right this is at the on top of the thing that i couldn’t climb before and i don’t know if uh roma hates me but uh i mean i’m not having a great time with the game it’s all right but that’s as far as i’ll go with it

A bit jank that’s about it all right so there’s three on top of here i don’t know how to get these maybe it’s just as simple as this oh it is just as simple as that okay there’s one more i don’t know how to get that though one up there

Maybe you get it from the other side then some of these ledges are arbitrarily grabbable and some are not come on get up there you [ __ ] turd yeah uh how do you get this [ __ ] i [ __ ] it now by breaking those okay so that that bottle there how the [ __ ]

Do i get up there can’t jump around jump jump jump around i don’t know oh we can go ah okay it’s that simple well maybe okay got it done i was not that bad just being a camera okay thank circle to you the vault code whoever thought this code up knew what

They were doing dial in four three six yeah this was uh okay the first time and the second time it lost its novelty after the [ __ ] 20th Your lucky time this page features karen cooper guilla’s coin magnet technique all she had to do was stand near money and it would magically jump into her purse from now on you’ll automatically collect any coins you come near wow wow we oh let’s head back out i guess okay

Okay there it is i was about to say where is my automatic picking up in game i was just you have a slight radius for picking stuff up now not magnetized too or anything you just your pickup radius is larger that’s all it is i don’t even know what coins do yet they

Haven’t introduced what the hell they do it feels kind of late into the game than not know what the hell that does it does anything i assume it buys upgrades but who knows everyone gives you a horseshoe oh that’s completely worthless then what the [ __ ] that’s hot garbage

What is that that’s oh come on dude what is that rubbish all right probably boss time although it might be the next section of the level okay that was a very anticlimactic i expected something like bombastic how delightful we have a i guest unexpected guests listen raleigh wipe

Out my family and steal what’s mine you better expect company i’m ever so sorry how sloppy of me not to and squashing you like the insignificant bug that you are bring it on like this guy not only is he got a good voice uh and his hat is fantastic he’s got attitude okay

Okay i will just go stand into these you gotta just gotta wait for a little bit probably have to wait until you like get smaller and then hit him we don’t get too far ahead of him oh maybe not if i just hit him nope

And i’m dead in one hit no i’m not quite anyone here back okay now this is what i was mistaking very far away from oh that looks bad oh it’s fine i also do not anyway let me guess now when you land on under get destroyed yep not that one okay

Got that wrong i thought he was gonna uh get small then i guess he has an extra jump on that cycle probably have to go around all of them i had to guess that’s so bad he’s real slow one two three four five i think this is the last one okay that’s correct

One two three four five what’s gonna happen this time uh okay ah you just knocked me off and just insta kill me i mean i i predicted it and i managed to dodge the first one i just couldn’t touch the last one very very crash bandicoot one two three four five

And he jumps down we have to do this sly cooper you’re no match for mug shot my villainous cohort in utah you see mesa city is so well guarded a snake couldn’t slither in without setting off alarms again raleigh section of the thieves raccoon is held detailed instructions on how to

Perform my ancestor rioichi cooper’s ninja spire jump a technique he developed while sneaking into the thickly fortified castles of field japan finding a way off raleigh’s boat got a little tricky with the untimely arrival of inspector fox who failing to find me busted raleigh and his crew our chick with gun bust amphibious

Out of commission boats found their way back onto the ocean and the mystery of the welsh triangle faded from memory the end my gang and i loved around england for a while enjoying the pleasant weather and then headed back home excited for our next heist the end

I took the liberty of pinning your mission map up on the wall you can use it to warp directly to any levels you’ve already visited well we’re all set to go to mesa city well that’s uh two hours i think i was a pretty rounded out two hours i can’t say

That i care to play any more of this it’s again it’s not that it’s bad it’s that it’s not great and it’s not particularly good so uh thanks uh bummer sorry boomer definitely a game that if you like it you’ll like it and i do feel like it’s a bit of nostalgia there

Like i want to like the humor but i don’t really like the humor it does make me want to play jack and daxter though not two and three so much one quite a bit okay well neat um now then what do i do from here

I could raid someone or i could go back to stardu who’s streaming what don’t you damn make noise twitch don’t you dare okay um Uh lucky’s playing sim city you know he’s playing act razor um and then there’s marek playing knights and merchants um i might just segue back to freaking start you again honestly but what am i going to do in star dude just wander around doing stuff i mean i guess why not all right

Yeet no yeet i’ve put i wanted to play one um i could have done two dictators today or more but i’ll be honest i didn’t feel like um i wanted i wanted to give i thought i should put one dictator a day um but um

Because i could sort of each game had a chance to be played more of because there’s a good chance that i like the game a lot and that i want to play it more but uh well this fell on his face so yeah sorry bummer i did try to like it uh

It just feels like the like the it just feels like worse crash okay it feels like a worse crash and if i could just play why would i play worse crash when i could just play crash basically i don’t have to justify it but i want to

Justify it i want to want to explain how i feel about it i don’t want to be like arbitrary like hey guys i just don’t feel like this who i’m not i’m not jake i’m not like i don’t like this game because it’s made of hexagons

Like hexagons the best of guns don’t you realize this but he doesn’t realize this justify why didn’t because i respect myself watch i don’t respect myself um i respect my you know i got nothing yeah i’m not feeling this so i’ma go play cap lab she one day uh hmm

Now now oh also i need to turn my bit right back down because uh this does not need to run at 5000 bit rate let me tell you what oh carry me well that game is like insanely intimidating i’m just saying that you’re just saying right that game is

Like oh god what the hell is going on and i respect jake for his ability to tell what the hell is going on in that game i do not have an ability to have that ability let me tell you what it is it is something it certainly is

Like just there’s so much [ __ ] just like what in the hell is all this mean you know my heist is so much [ __ ] anyway back to back to stardew those of you didn’t want to watch star g well tough you’re watching more stardew or go watch someone else like like i said um

Lucky’s online doing uh doing what he’s doing actraiser one um city building i believe at least it looked like a great one and then there was nature merchants from america you want to do that go do that but uh you’re getting you’re getting this from me tough luck some city of the game

Oh the boring sensitivity yeah it’s not really sim at all that game it’s uh just kind of bad and that in the uh that part of it the it goes to um side scrolling uh hack and slash platformer which does not look like it meshes with the city builder

But honestly that part is actually quite good you just have to get through the city building part because the city building unlocks things including abilities and it um and it increases your health so you kind of need to do it oh we we burnt all that on wood jake we

Made uh we made a few barrels like uh you know one or two barrels uh kegs you know one or two uh also this thing cost a million to build uh what else did we spend money on oh we bought we built i’ll do some more barrels yeah that’s right

Here uh here let me show you some more barrels we we repurposed the local road tunnel there you go there’s some more barrels here and uh also um more barrels so that’s good [Laughter] there’s nowhere better to put them yep that’s for um it costs money to make

Money naturally once uh once all these uh these plants are done we can put them in there and then just fast forward seven days and make insane amounts of money i could put them in now but i’m waiting for my previous set to complete so that i can all have them on

The same cycle it’ll cost me a little bit of money see these ones here once these ones are done i’ll put the next set in so we’re just waiting on that and that’ll be insane money because uh all these these produce once every week and uh you probably saw them last time

Actually i can just come over there now i love island teleport this uh this field of stuff will produce once a week as well and one of these is equivalent to one barrel so oh look these ones are done actually but again i’m not going to pull them

Because i’m going to wait for them to be on the same cycle as the rest and then so we need as many plants as there are here we need barrels so we actually don’t have enough we need like another 200 or so but it’s a good start

All right what was i doing i guess i should probably go into the volcano and do some more killing no i don’t need scarecrows here there’s no scarecrows and no lightning on this island so you don’t need to uh whatever there is a better sprinkler type um it’s the iridium sprinkler these are

Quality sprinklers are a three square so it’s eight and one this is 24 which is 25 by five but it costs iridium we need iridium for other things so i just can’t i can’t justify it so i just went with those and it’s only um what is it so if you save

Two it’s it’s 25 squares with 24 squares with one sprinkler or 24 squares with three sprinklers so you’re not really saving much space maybe maybe uh 30 extra plants and maybe not even like it’s not that much of a difference for the amount of

Time i have to wait i’d have to wait a long time to get the iridium to be able to spring make them in sprinklers style i think time wise it’s more efficient to just get it on with it and make the iron ones because i could just buy irons from the blacksmith

Oh yeah this the game has been added to incrementally for years in theory this is the final iteration of it in theory but for example this island here this island didn’t exist when you probably when you last played but there’s a there’s like an entire this is an entire dungeon that’s new and

Um like in the crops that’s the crops like probably like this the last page probably ended about here and then there’s about 30 new products things like that of all these all these notes the little ones those are new they’ve added a bunch of stuff well he’s

Added a bunch of stuff i can’t say they it’s only one guy it’s actually got a surprising amount of content but um i have come to mostly the end of it there’s not much left to do other than grind things i want to finish a few things and then there’s just money grind

Money grind and the uh skull dungeon whatever it’s called skull cavern And then we are dunzo well this one thing i haven’t got um i need a lemon stone i accidentally sold um this mineral lemon stone because i thought it looked like an earth crystal see i found one of them i was supposed to give this to the museum and i didn’t

So i need to find another one of these and this has an equal chance of spawning well that’s all of these now i’ve done banana the banana tree finished not too long ago so i’ve made banana and i’ve made everything the required banana including the teleport the

Teleport i used to get to this island the big pillar i clicked on that required ten bananas and the only place you can get bananas is from your own banana tree at least i think so maybe you can buy them somewhere but i’m not founded if there is

Let’s meet some other bendy thing missing come here something we are missing is this thing this kind of looks like a banana that’s a bone from the skull dungeon i’m guaranteed to find that because it’s it’s a one in three chance from an enemy

That i need to kill 30 of for a slayer task so i’m guaranteed to find one of them so i’m not even going to chase it down i’m just going to get one at some point so that’s as far as i’m concerned that’s done it’s just it’s just in escrow

Till i uh beat the skull dungeon well until i spend enough time in the skull engine to grind that [ __ ] out i really should be there instead of here but i want this note done and i need to do it at some point well i don’t need to

I just want to like i want my entire collection to be complete and i’ll be missing a note if i don’t do this so i’m doing it and besides we’re waiting on we’re waiting on things to being done anyway there is a i think it’s a 3.3 chance enemies can drop it

And rocks can drop it with a 0.75 chance if it works the same as the other notes which i think it does but i don’t know i’ve spent a long time in here earlier i didn’t find it so oh there’s the casual mining over here i guess

I know enemies can drop them absolutely keeps expecting these guys to drop ladders it’s not it’s not a thing that happens in this dungeon conditioned from that massacre yesterday come on just drop it for me so you can break all the the grass outside as well that’s that can spawn it

That’s a dams out faster than hitting rocks tell you what ah but yeah mostly just uh grindy grind which in fairness most of this game is that but you kind of distract yourself from from it by having so many different things to grind at least i do

Until until the mad bank comes the mad dash when the field finishes that will be mad dash time well i guess a week after that will be mad dash time oh um I’m gonna check it again um stardu journal oh what’s it called fragment journal page journal scrap scrap and where come on tell me google i know where the thing’s gonna tell me to get it bombing stuff that tells me to bump stuff which that’s pretty much what i was thinking Do but i was having such a bad luck with that i thought maybe they just couldn’t spawn from that but maybe they can maybe they can Nope like i tended to bring in like 40 bombs just bomb the hell out of this place Do gosh bring bombs instead of doing this manually be so much faster it’ll cost me money but what is money anymore if these things can drop him maybe more bat a one of those recently given that spanish is trying to find the first one yeah i guess i’ll take another trip to

Clint what the heck is this six that’s a really short six [Applause] music is so good hi there Okay do i have any more enough for another bomb some for this that’ll do we have some bombs see that pop it’s a lot of stone damn it man the hell out of these things i’m getting a good stone out of it same stone has really no real use for me anymore

That’s not true actually i can i can make jesus down like just buy it though oh i guess almost too late to be here um don’t let me eat a rude oh that’s a lot of those oh my lord ow okay i’m gonna die oh god i’m actually gonna die okay

Oh i’m too late actually i should have just gone home it’s uh too late to be doing anything else waste of food let’s throw away the rest of my bums i guess 9 usually has some full [ __ ] fun stuff usually to the tune of oh god buttons

Why now never mind i think i won’t leave this is hard and one of these is a real button the raster fake yeah no um I don’t have time to be here actually let’s just go home let’s make more teleport than what it’s they’re really useful i have not used them the longest time the hell was that something broke hmm keep the ginger back this could be teleports one damn it

Damn chest you [ __ ] what the hell are you doing okay still raining god damn two more days until uh kiwi charges chi recharges god damn it keep getting that wrong i need to pick up my exactly why i need to pick these up lining rods don’t work when they’re full

Is this done yet nope oh they killed one of my things lightning caught one of them cheeky [ __ ] that’s why i was afraid of it kill your crops because i don’t have enough uh lightning rods up it doesn’t matter though i don’t care enough i’ve got enough to mitigate um

Right what am i doing i am thinking that i need something and i’ve forgotten what it was oh i need to get wood right i need to get wood so i’ll get more barrels i could also go back to the same mine that i was just at

Which is probably what i should do yeah let’s do it again oh i was going to get more teleporters actually oh bombs i need yeah whatever i’m here now just gonna make someone in the mine itself Or maybe we’ll just get really lucky and find a damn thing assuming i even can and it’s not locked behind something which should be hilarious really bad [Applause] i’m going to take a look google that again start you journal scrap 10. where the hell are you what’s your general scrap tent uh

Was it 10 that i’m missing or is it 11 that i’m missing oh it’s 11 okay um okay google delivery because this feels like i should have had this a while ago and i have still haven’t found it god damn it or before [ __ ] okay well it’s not doing anything

Why are you so bad google come on lag out on me i was read it okay never mind read it stop it no it’s google it’s [ __ ] up as well come on dude unless that’s just tons of reddits yeah reddit’s dying what the [ __ ] it looks like red it’s defining that’s

Kind of weird okay maybe i’ll come back to this later then some because i’m not seeing anything for it i would assume it’s just in here but i am not seeing it okay whatever i’ll just leave oh there we go maybe and i’m saying somebody else was it original notes there

Okay it takes a while caught four to five hours someone spent farming for it what the [ __ ] that’s that’s just maybe the last one just has a really low chance of spawning then someone got it then it probably does mean it’ll work it’s just that’s just 45 hours for a journal scrap

Ouch my face I don’t know man the other ones were such high chance i i kept bumping into them really fast maybe the last one just has a really low drop rate for some reason very odd Oh that guy was just really unlucky and so am i but that seems unlikely two people will be unlucky in the same way I mean i’m not saying it’s not possible of course it’s possible just unlikely do really low now because i’m lazy fighting things oh buns what was the other one i didn’t actually have no idea what the other one is i don’t see any buns around am i blind or are they just

Just in the middle of nowhere there it is well i don’t particularly fancy doing this forever so we’ll do like a little bit more and then probably leave and not come back at least for all time oh omniture it’s cool give me that one omni geode and i’m sure that feels bad Um i’ll go down to five and then i’ll leave i think i’ll do other things because i don’t want to be here all day it looks like i may have been here all day that’s a lot of fire man okay yeah let’s just let’s just leave shall

We oh kill you though because i can’t i can’t kill you never mind do you think i ate somebody died yeah that’s a bummer dude all right whatever anything cool in the door There’s this i guess i don’t really care about cinder shards anymore i kind of got enough for the rest of the game probably anything i can really use them for is enchanting but chanting doesn’t matter it kind of does but not real okay so what to do

This really skull cavern is the main thing i should be doing right now the skull cavern is waiting on the ostrich doesn’t buy more stuff is he just closed so i can’t just buy that i also can’t go to robin because it’s too late now this game feels really empty when i

Don’t have 100 tasks to do i only have like two or three tasks and a lot of us just wait hurry up and wait um yeah i go cut wood i could go to the skull cavern that’s it skull cavern that and that is that it really is really that it

I guess so so i i guess it’s only four four o’clock but i kind of just want to go to bed so i’m just gonna go to bed feels weird to go to bed at five in the afternoon i can wander around and do miscellaneous stuff but who cares frankly who cares Little child person hey my uh starfish done does that mean my other stuff’s done as well maybe next to the bar clint this got something to do though that’s nice Do How many casks did i make uh 120 or so is this done as well yes it is okay so we’re just we’re just pulling plants all day that’s all we’re doing today also pulling plants out of the ground to make on how to harvest these with this side that would be really useful Do and this is kind of tedious but i still think it’s the best micro um best for micro overall i think i couldn’t think of anything else it’s better anyway oh look at all these plants so i hit my lightning because i had like five lightning storms in a row or whatever

And i couldn’t empty my uh things fast enough because i wasn’t paying attention to it i lost a bunch of plants you can um build a hut to automatically collect all these and i probably should so this farm but we are in the most way through

Summer if i get to next year and i’m planting again i will probably do that because i’ll rearrange all this and put down asian fruit in the spring and then not think about it until summer until uh winter but that would require me retailing all the soil and stuff so

Easy to do this i think well maybe it isn’t actually now it requires thought that that’s not great don’t think why think okay get one of these nope damage right now we need all the seeds to put in which we oh we didn’t build we didn’t

Buy any more seeds did we ah i didn’t buy any more seeds okay well i guess i know what i’m doing for the next hour waiting for the i checked to just teleport it thinking about it weird it’s now now it’s uh now it’s raining over here

It’s actually kind of difficult to see which one of these are grown in the rain because it’s all got that blue tint to it kind of hell on the eyes not as hell as uh sly cooper was though slightly for sure was hell on the eyes

I’m thank god i didn’t like the game that much because if i did oh god my eyes would be bleeding by the time i finished that game the noise reducing game i just i just said actually yeah um it was it was all right it wasn’t it wasn’t that it was a

Bad game i just didn’t like it i think it’s going to come down to it reminded me of crash bandicoot and it’s just a worse crash bandicoot so i’d rather just play crash bandicoot basically this is tall and short of it the uh the platform was the cooper the the characters were yeah

It felt very copy pasta and just like slightly lower quality it was okay i can see people with nostalgia liking it but i have no nostalgia for the game so i feel like it’s a it’s a heavy nostalgia thing like you’ve played before and you liked it but if you haven’t

I don’t feel like it’s much there so not for me it does make me want to play um jack and daxter and crash bandicoot though certainly does all this cash money is so wonderful omg i need a lot more barrels to uh process it

A lot of this is going to go in storage and not get sold for a while that being said maybe i’ll sell some with like the high quality ones because i’ll never actually catch it with the backlog but i can i can do that later i’ll just

Hang on to it i don’t need the money i only need the money when i’m like right close to buying the clock basically until then i can just chill time is at 10 40. geez time is going by slowly i guess i i guess time pauses a

Little bit while you’re picking one of these so it’s uh you actually have more time than it looks it feels like this is taking forever but it is it’s barely taken me like two hours to pull this entire field up um i need to to reach perfection i need to uh

I need to sell an ostrich egg of which i have an ostrich i just need to lay an egg um i need to find this bone which is in the skull cavern i will i have to kill um i have to kill for one of the player

Goals for it a certain number of enemies which i have to kill 30 or so of these which means the 30 drop so i’m guaranteed to find one i need to find a lemon stone which i tossed in the bin which is frustrating those come in uh magma geodes i think

Or maybe it’s frozen it’s frozen and magma geos have this i don’t remember which um we need to craft every item so we’re missing some of the crafting like uh something in here i haven’t crafted i’m not sure what because i think i’ve crafted everything at this point

Uh in fact i could check that again to say how many percent i’m off on the crafting and while i’m here i’ll do that i’d look at perfection while i’m there actually and other than that i think i think that’s it i think that’s all that’s left unless there’s something else i’m forgetting

Sorry bummer i thought it looked alright i looked it i i heard oh it’s a platformer it’s like that it’s a uh it’s a gamecube ps uh two xbox uh the era platformer to which i thought oh jack and daxter okay cool and then uh yeah it was like it was all right

It’s just all right though okay so you’re still wanting this but you’re not going to get it is this not going to result we might come back tomorrow in fact this may not go away until the next one pops up i don’t know we’ll see um right so where is it this thing

66 percent still crafting recipes 7097 i think i’ve craft everything that i can craft so Yeah the motion blur was horrid yeah i was absolutely horrid that was just disgusting yeah i don’t know what the crafting is i’m gonna have to dig through and figure out like that’s i’m glad i put everything in a box that’s all i can say because

Trying to figure out what i had already crafted would be a pain yes but i’m sure i’ve i feel like i’ve crafted everything that i go whatever and i have all the recipes now i double checked that i have every recipe certainly i’ve not missed any recipes all right so that’s done

Next is to um go buy some seeds which i guess i could just do now i mean i could teleport to rather you know what why not i really should have done this earlier instead of walking halfway across the planet but whatever all right so we need about 400 uh starfruit seats well

Yeah whatever by 400 anyway plenty money so that’s about 400 because i have about 40. minus the motion blur that then would have just been a mediocre platformer with the motion blur it was a mediocre platformer with eye bleed i should have put these in the barrels

Over there while i was at it all right so i’m gonna have to get that hecking move on now uh i’m also gonna struggle to to pick or keg more than this let’s suppose i can i can split the kegging over two days i guess

If it comes down to it still i don’t want to be planting uh ever again so i really should have done ancient fruit still it’s uh too late to do ancient fruit now that’s what damn sure could only be ready in the middle of august and i once again didn’t get to buy

Any uh Wood um is this something here oh maybe i thought i killed that thing maybe i did i bet the next dictator is going to be um death’s door for jagger on tuesday tomorrow i’ve got an appointment with what an appointment i’ve got i’ve scheduled to do something with the best

I don’t know if i’m streaming or not i might just not stream for a day i have to stream every day counter to what my brain tells me so the next one will be on tuesday and i intend to do a dictator every day

While i have them in in queue the way i can play that way if i feel inclined to i can keep playing it if i really like it and at the same time i um keep munching away them that feels right to me all right done i only took like two hours

It wasn’t that bad i suppose but still here’s the uh norbert the ostrich adorable little ostrich with this one pixel neck right now now we need to do the tedious task of putting all these in [ __ ] kegs which is going to take forever uh we don’t have that many of these so

Let’s just put all the star food in and then as many engine fruit as i can but you still need a lot more like a lot more kegs unfortunately time does not pause and i’m doing this so i might miss a couple of these here and there but i

Can’t worry too much about that it’s gonna happen i’m sure it’s gonna happen okay i might get what i’ve got done because that’s already one roughly one third of it done roughly well this is the rest of the game for me though let’s just just do this until they have enough money

It’s not going to be very glamorous it’s going to be very unglamorous in fact but it is insane money though and i can go do other things in the meantime specifically going into dungeons ancient fruit is better for being repetition because you get it more often star fruit is better if you have

It and it’s better for kegging or casking so i’m actually not going to sell starfruit wine i’m going to put it in a box and i’m going to put it in my casks i doubt i’m going to get more than two goes through with my casks before i’m done with the game

So i don’t think i’m ever going to grow star food ever again my ancient fruit is is better time wise like money per hour wise because uh at least if you’re growing in the uh evergreen sections the greenhouse and the uh on the island i didn’t look at how many ancient food i

Had at the start i should have done because then i could see how many of these how many barrels i actually need because i just don’t know how many uh how many root i i’m making each time which i really should have calculated at the start

I should probably look at the vod and see how many engine fruit i i created i think i’ll do that actually like how many did i have when i went to pull them out of the chest after picking them all because i did them all in one go

And then i could tell how many the casks how many kegs i need geez hold it yeah all the star fruit even i don’t have enough to do all the star fruit not even cranky still though that was uh decent time-wise i didn’t spend two hours replanting the

Starfruit this might have gone a bit quicker maybe i am thinking about selling off the uh gold quality ancient fruit though uh these ones [ __ ] 400 that’s a lot of star fruit a lot of uh ancient fruit holy moly oh boy i wonder if i can calculate how much

That is i mean i can’t i just couldn’t be bothered i’m not sure all right so i’m never doing starfruit again which is totally fine now these are staying in here i could probably use the money but i should wait a week and i’ll get the money again oh i should do uh

This as well do these this shuffles and truffles while i’m at it just hold on to it whatever that was a very productive day uh i think i have tiller i think i have the crop ones uh farming i have tiller and artisan goods uh which is without artisan this this

Profession doesn’t work 40 more just makes us insanely valuable and i believe those stack i’m not certain of that but i believe this deck our design is insanely powerful because i mean uh artisan goods are good value already without the 40 on top like 40 is like insane different given like with the

Wood cutting profession whatever the the foresting one where is it the foraging one this you can have gather chance for double harvest or you can have wood is worth 10 more wow 321 000 okay cool that’s uh that’s a good cash right there that’s not exceptional cash but

Uh it could be worth three times as much well not three times as much um it doesn’t increase by three times does it like a second well that’s 550 by three whatever that is by four hundred and 550 by three by 400 by 354 for just for that still crazy money

Yeah some of them are just like why is this why is this an option like why am i going to pick between these two like come on you can do better than this concerned eight i know you can alright too bad okay i’m not sure what that was something happened

A strange sound was heard in the night yeah it sure was what didn’t you say about it thanks son hug call it pricks don’t stack and we’ll hmm okay perks don’t stack well i suppose that makes sense it does say base price you could interpret that in oh [ __ ] my life

As i keep doing that You can interpret that in lots of different ways Uh sure energy tonic thanks pam no thanks pam Cat i swear to god okay um 29 um uh iridium i think we need 30 or is it 40. something like that um right that way this away right so we’re good on stuff right for now i need to buy more wood i need to buy more iron let’s put there um

I need more copper as well actually i’m kind of low on that too we need to use oh we don’t have any operation left never mind i have many as i can get i need to put down more oak trees or i need to what the [ __ ] is that

Well it’s pulsating like it’s going to create something so um yeah i’m not sure what the hell that is computer aliens i guess that’s what the noise was though um i could make some more tappers for these untapped trees maybe like 10 or so more tampers i also think about putting paths in

That’s like probably more work than i want it to be 39 that’s more than i thought it was okay well the appeal is synced up now which is good uh how much are tappers tappers are wood and copper of course it’s wood um where’s the heavy tappers hardwood and radioactive bar well i’m

Not going to be using those because they’ll be on the wrong cycle i’d rather put down two oak trees two tappers and one happy tavern epitaver happy tavern what the hell is a happy tavern okay um make as many as we can 12 right that’s probably enough uh this way please

Just dump this in the bin put these away as well we can make 30 uh 54 more um 34 more things for next cycle time for some of these i think most of the trees up to the north have been done so let’s do the ones to the south

Just just do this until they land on something three more about it appears to be it okay so that’s all the uh these that we can do maybe there’s some more up here we are limited on look local resin that is it we can uh we can invest money into

Anything else we cannot buy our crescent that’s not a an oak tree imposter you gone thought cool that’s two more this is one more put down one more tapper around here somewhere i just put this on the floor no i can’t it’ll almost look like i could

So this we’ll use this one eventually or not that was good so that’s another 12 or so so we’re getting about about 50 um per cycle quite good but um oh that’s a thought i need to look at my vod i need to figure out how many

Um things i have look at my vod and find out how many fruit i had when i was um watching this is important because then i can figure out what i’m doing in the future let me take me a minute don’t mind me go to about here Okay that’s before the starfruit was picked that’s me putting the star fruit in the thing so somewhere here i open the chest Okay there it is the stuff in my inventory there the calculator i cannot be adding buttons up two seven three was two one two plus one four four and then add on an extra 100 or so for the ones i put in new ones that aren’t done yet 729

How many star free did i have when i started doing that seven to Nine go back a bit here right so that’s that 79 minus 119 minus 198 minus 86 326 and then i had 28 extra oh wait no that’s how many i used to write but some so i had that many actually i’m doing this the wrong way around Add that’s how many inches of food i have i want to work out how many barrels i have so i had oh christ 273 that one for four plus 100 730 or so so it’s called 750 for the rest sake of roundness how many starfruit did i have uh 86 198

119 minus the 28 i have left is 375 so i have about half of what i need um like almost exactly how exactly half of the of the pegs that i need to fulfill every um every ancient fruit that i grow each season based on just the ones that are not in

This farm honestly i think 750 is plenty so maybe i’ll just do that and i won’t bother planting any on the farm that sounds like a good idea to me and then i could just harvest cycle harvest that means i don’t need to put down stuff on spring one which

That sounds great i don’t want to till ever um but if we need 350 and i’m getting how how often do oak trees produce sap um oak resin oh wait no it’ll be under tapper won’t it tapper tapper is going to be rooted oak resin takes seven nights oh so oak

Resin produces at the same speed as my other stuff produces so it’ll be produced on the same day so they’re going to produce about 50 every time these ones so it’s going to catch up by 50 each time so if i’m going to get i’m going to lose i’m going to gain um

I have 750 down then i’m going to gain about 350 extra to sell each cycle and i’m going to take away 50 of that each cycle from with new um with new kegs so well it’s stuck almost anywhere so basically to catch up with this is gonna take forever because i’ve

Got a thousand one thousand four hundred and only after seven cycles will i start catching up uh roughly seven cycles anyway which would put me in the hole or what would that be i can’t do simple math like 350 plus 300 plus whatever would that be triangularly what’s the medium of that 50s

200 yeah 200 the 1400 behind on that there would then be 3 000 behind by the end of it so if i’m going to be 3 000 ancient fruit behind by the end by the time i catch up it’s going to take me another like like year or two

To catch up if assuming i put down three or 750 or more barrels so basically i think i should just start getting rid of the expensive stuff for the things because i’m going to be [ __ ] chasing it forever if i don’t so i’m just going to sell the the fancy ones

Like to do some quick napkin math i determined that i’m never going to catch up on uh turning these in because i don’t have enough barrels uh kegs chrysler keep going [ __ ] barrels the next question is what how do i put the next ones i don’t really want to

Build another shed but maybe i will have to We need wood though let’s go buy some wood and um iron um how many do i have i have 54 and i’ll be getting 50 odd each time which means 50 bars each time so i need probably like 250 of each and then god knows how much wood and to spend spend spend

Was it not this way oh it’s in here because my freaking barrels goddamn it i love it that’s stupid um shop oh maybe i should just buy one now it’s only money started like 620 we end up with 500 about 30 grand Do call this money still it’s cheap in the grand scheme of things do let’s go with four stacks for now eh i don’t want to bankrupt myself i need to buy other things sometimes Should i make another shed actually i want to demolish i want to move the uh the fish i don’t think i want to demolish them just yet but i think i will demolish them at some point shove these over here they’re not going to be in the way

Oh that freaking plant right there right oh do i want i guess i could fill my house with them as well that’s an idea just fill my house with barrels um shed i want another shed i want another shed it’s expensive it’s kind of wasteful but i want another shed

Don’t buy another [ __ ] small window god damn it all right done it’s got a clint by some extremely expensive ore Enough for about 250 bars be enough to have me on for now maybe i’ll get enough for more oh geez the thing reset i need to go to the island i should have done that sooner ah kind of important it could be something really good it won’t be but it could

All right so we want um sorry two stacks of each of these only just two stacks of coal or a stack of coal at least and all this money is just going away ugh i’m gonna bankrupt myself video this actually can’t spend all that i mean i’ll have it back in the morning

So it’s not a big deal let’s just just spend it and all whatever down below 100 bucks man we’re paupers again boys are expensive good god oh well i spend money to make money i’m gonna make you money make more of these keep saying i’m gonna do it and i’m not doing it Right put this away oh yeah that is in here um i’m not gonna bother processing it yet a couple of mothers uh that’s right island island island fact let’s take some coffee and head over there quick i should’ve done this before at least it’s on the right day this time

By chance that i run past the board in town and noticed All right what do you got for me let’s play a game or a danger in the deep again i’m not doing danger in the deep i don’t know what this is and i don’t think it’s worth it but yeah sure why not i don’t think i’m gonna do it i just have it

All right right back home again um what am i doing now being poor other than that i think we can probably get rid of the silvers as well forget about it because we’re probably not going to catch up on any of this yeah we’re never going to catch up we’re

Just going to commit to not catching up um so do i have enough i do have enough almost two sets um juno cart that’s a thing i should go look to see what the [ __ ] that is i know it’s in the town i like my horses that they

I guess i can go to the thing the blacksmith and then look it’s in the um in the bar it’s an arcade cabinet i can’t see this being worth my time but i can do it this one yes um around with this for a few minutes and

See if i give a [ __ ] and if i don’t give a [ __ ] well yeet Junimo cart okay crumble cavern oh it’s freaking an endless runner I think i already hate this sure do Oh god okay it’s like you press the mouse more and you jump more [ __ ] do we ever die die we have like infinite liars Ah dislike oh okay we have do not have infinite lives yeah this is a this is horseshit don’t like oh maybe horseshit’s the wrong word okay yeah ye nope i don’t care that looks horrible right well i am going to go afk for 15 minutes which is fortunate because it feels like

Everyone who was watching uh sly cooper has [ __ ] off um so i’ll be back in like 15 in that same weather i do every day Do Do Bye Do I return thank you brb we are not brb we are now here um right so i was looking at doing this garbage quest i do not care 50 000 points in endless mode nah nah that does that mini gaming fun um what else can i be doing

I think the last thing i want to do is get this damn um get this down crafting thing out of the way it didn’t what kind of sauce did you make and how did not turn out great give us the beats my guy okay one of these would have this

And all those we crafted all those we should craft everything i don’t have in this box just to be absolutely sure this box too right box two gochujang and soy what the heck is gochujang go google what is gochujang red chili paste let’s see see just taste off and you couldn’t fix it

That’s a bummer dude that is a bummer deep right so i was conservative when i was making all the uh crafting stuff so i think i need to go and be not conservative i can make one of everything else like uh looms and oil makers at least definitely made in oil makers right

There’s no way i didn’t but that’s what got me into this position in the first place isn’t it all right i’ll do it um no i want off of that actually oh geez i got a bunch of [ __ ] in my inventory again maybe i won’t need so

Much of it though right oil maker definitely made one now actually let’s put this in a better position oh i got the wrong way around there we go that’s better that’s all the materials down here i put all the materials in one of these boxes that’s a better idea

I’m going to put it in another box next to it can i open this [ __ ] box please jesus i can’t i could actually caught up with the box ah no don’t make one of those last time you tried it out much water too fancy for me no um

So there’s three fertilizer i guess i know i made one but i just got to make one of everything and a lightning rod we’ve done the entire top row we’ve done all of these i need to make a basic sprinkle i guess no i have made one i definitely made a quality sprinkler

I’ve 110 done that put this [ __ ] back away what else i know i made include block but i’m going to make another one um I’m going to make a property sprinkler anyway and then i definitely got one of everything in that box without a shadow of a doubt this second box is complete all right the second box is complete third box that’s a lot of [ __ ] did i make each of the teleport items warped and mountain

Warped on the farm stuff sorry random interruptions i uh my dinner isn’t usually all that uh exciting i’ll be honest it’s usually just uh whatever veggies i have some chicken and some rice or some potatoes or quinoa or something like that nothing particularly exciting i’m afraid you’re using lots of little fancy

Ingredients that i have never touched probably will never touch okay so what if i missed here um it could be the wild seeds which would be infuriating if it was the case oh my hi did i craft a deluxe soil i did just got pushed into the next box for some reason

Put that in the correct box um so without a doubt craft of those maybe i haven’t crafted a mega bomb explosive ammo i definitely did that right it’s in there yeah child running around remind yourself kid if i’ve missed some of the wild seeds i’m gonna spit but like if i miss the

This one for example i’ll be so pissed off missing two or three um thingies i think or maybe three or four i don’t know between two and four it doesn’t seem to want to work at the very least it can like like pick coal right i mean wrong kid to work

One of each of the floors right two three four five should be in the thing checking that uh one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen two three five six six seven seven there’s um seven uh 13 different floors one two three four five six seven one

Two three four five six as they’re all there the pumpkin is there this is that is there we made one of each of the totems except farm actually we use the work turtle desert water mountain is right there the rain totally made um worked on a farm i guess i could make

Some of those anyway turn them beach made those and use those or turn them island and i’ve made those recently two saplings we had to make those forever seeds sure i made those in fact are they in here i had to have made them because i used them

Wild seeds i can’t prove that i did or didn’t make them i used the two transmutations i remember doing it if i didn’t make a mega bomb make a mega bomb really quick i can’t see that was the issue but you never know i mean maybe i’ve never made a mega bomb um

And then we’ve got the check all the fishing things it could be like the summer seeds or something that i haven’t made and so box three we can’t check these or we can make a summer but if it’s this one i’m [ __ ] i have to go around again

And i’m sure i made these last year i’m sure i made sure to do it pick out kit field snack jack-o’-lantern yeah where they’re in the box wild bait bait spinner magnet wild bait bait spinner magnet and then these are in the wrong box you should be in box four

And in box four we have a trap cork dressed treasure barb trapped crest pepper oh does the barbican did i not make a barbed one somehow i may have not made a barbed one i may have missed it somehow so two of those where are the other ones oh right better magnet dressed

I’ll address this on the next tab as well all right so one two three four one two three four then i’ll make a treasure hunter that’s right there treasure cork barbed dressed treasure coat bob dressed treasure a treasure cork barbed dressed the trap oh i know i’ve made track bobbers

I know for a fact i’ve made trap poppers i made several i don’t need to make sure i made one of those i may not have made crab pots so i make i should make a crab pot i may have bought them definitely a thing that may have happened that’s quite likely

What i need for that again with the wood wood So a crab pot please let me click on the [ __ ] chest jesus christ oh try that um i’ve made a radiant band cause i’m wearing it i made a yoba sturdy on warrior should be in here yoba sturdy and warrior are in here right next top of flowers and then

A bunch of these things one two three four five six seven eight nine ten other things one two three four five six seven eight nine two one two one two three four five six seven eight nine what did i miss then tupper flowers wouldn’t presume wicked statue rubber flowers wouldn’t brazil wicked

Statue stone gold campfire a stone gold campfire got a stump carved and skull stump carved skull oh and a barrel brassiere didn’t make a barrel something is that in here no maybe that’s what we missed how did i just miss off this [ __ ] like one barrel brazil please

Right that’s box fire box for in box five we’ve got uh marble which are definitely done i know that for a fact marble wood and iron posts marble wood and marble wood oh marble wooden iron post fairy dust which i know i did because i remember it’s in a box somewhere bug

Steak a bug steak two rings and a bow mill a bug steak isn’t here um two rings a bone mill you may have used eaten a bug steak or something uh farm computer ostrich incubator maybe we didn’t make a farming computer i can’t say i didn’t right you get them from anything

It’s no big deal to make another one i suppose on computer is the rest of you have to complete none of that yeah you can only craft it though i must have crafted it a dark sign tapper and then there’s a hook thing uh geode crusher which Maybe i’ve got geode crushers i think geode crusher cheer crusher is a piece of refining equipment looks like that saves the recipe it kind of overnight factors of golden gather recipes cannot be it must have been crafted so i must have crafted it stone chest i know i’ve made more than

One stone chest because i made these ones that i’m putting stuff into now i must have made the solar panel i remember doing it mini obelisk same monster must we’ve got hopper and heavy tapper upper heavy tapper all right so i think i’ve crafted everything that i know how whatever

So the only things that could be missing unless i filled in the gaps are the seasonal seeds and if i missed spring i’m going to spit because i checked everything else right hi berlix stop i checked all these off because i was exhausted on that one right

So i just i think i’m done with that section that what else what else am i doing ah let’s go check let’s go check see if i finished off any more crafting i still think i’m missing one or two i don’t think i got all of them somehow

I think the crowd part was a likely candidate for one that i that i didn’t craft that i should have because i think i bought them all because it’s why would you why would you um use and make um crab pots you know you just buy them like a grand

Holding everything is good i mean you’re not wrong you’re not wrong okay crafting up to 99 right so we didn’t miss some of those there was uh probably one thing missing what could it be could it be spring seeds there’s only one way to find out

I guess i should do summer autumn and winter seeds and then a spring and do each of those because wait no no it can’t be spring seeds because i used a ton of those to make leaks didn’t i i definitely did i used a ton of those to make leaks for

Evelyn i have definitely done those what have i done summer or these two um it was lemon stone um but that’s not for crafting this is not required for crafting at all whatsoever let’s hit some trees why not better to do just gotta think what could i not have not crafted i

Definitely have all the crafting recipes i double checked i have all the crafting recipes it’s just something that i have a craft for one of those items i mean if it comes to it i will make another one of each everything and put one in a chest if i have to

That’s why i built those chests but i don’t want to have to build another farm computer another geode crusher you know i can like my logic is sound i think anyway that i must have crafted that stuff because you can only craft it i don’t remember crafting them

Oh hey there’s some things that can’t get watered here uh well you’re going to hack and never put anything on those right um i’m unsure what to do next uh what could i possibly need to craft other than um seasonal seeds i thought i crafted each of the seasonal seeds you see

I could have sworn that i spent the time to do so i could have laid money on it but i could very well be wrong i guess okay i spent a fair amount of effort making sure that i i did that so what in here could i have not crafted

I definitely have one of each of these because i i analled and did everyone of everything i put it in the box and i i didn’t anal over all of this but some of them are obvious i definitely made oil makers there’s six of them down here i didn’t buy all of those

Well no i actually made another one to put it in didn’t i yeah there was shark charcoal kiln did i make a charcoal kiln i’m sure i put one in i’m sure i would have thought oh i got that in a mission yeah um tappers i’ve made so many of those

Lightning rods they made another one simon computer slime egg press i made each one each of those so i haven’t used them because i’ve made tons of kegs i’ve made hundreds of cask i made some put them downstairs i think i even put some in here didn’t i

I did but i did make more and put them downstairs because the only place to get them is to make them venisons i’ve made tons garden pot i think i put one in here if i didn’t make a garden pot no i made one by accident earlier

Yeah i made one by accident just earlier and i threw it in the bin i’m just one in here actually why is it in the wrong i’m looking at the wrong Thing actually so it’s this one uh put one of each of these in there i made an iridium sprinkler even right yeah lip block drum block basic fertilizer tree fertilizer i didn’t do basic fertilizer because i’ve because i don’t need that crystallarium i made those

Sure and i made one and put in i tried i made one put it in the box and then said to myself god damn it and i then i put it outside to put it to work only two boxes in there three four five six seven eight nine ten types of fertilizer

Two three four five six because seven i missed one of those nutanix oil speed fertilizer then the four types of retaining soil and speed grow two retaining soils two speed growths two speed rows of hyper speed grow did i not build this where the hell are those deluxe speed bro

Oh wait no no maybe where the [ __ ] are they like this this is such a mess why is it such a mess um let’s pull these out put these back in here make it easier to read so those four are these four quality fertilizer is this um

Bestie fertilizer have made so many of three fertilizers in the box so hyper speed grow and deluxe fertilizer why are these in the box did i not build them maybe i didn’t make them yet i could have sworn i did i could have laid money on it but they’re not done maybe anyway

Let’s go back here let’s make one each of those maybe i put them to work or something i don’t know if i just didn’t do them all right deluxe fertilizer and hyper speed grow requires bone fragment solar essence now we’ve affirmatively done that now we didn’t get the achievement for

Crafting every item so maybe that wasn’t it still though right so that’s definitely done now without a shadow of a doubt i must have done those so this entire page is ten thousand percent done yeah these uh i’ve done this is in the box i made these recently

This is in the box i did each of these because i was like oh jesus is a waste and i did it anyway um ancient seeds i must have done because it’s the only way to get ancient seeds i did this i remember doing this

It could be one of these two i did this for linus one day for getting a thing and these are grown i made these one day for getting i think squid or something i make these regularly i made one of these i made these regularly one of these in the box

And everything else is in the box as i checked it earlier one of these is in the box i checked it earlier every one of these is in the box except for bug stick and the solar panel which is outside and the chest which is things are in and

The farm computer which is on the floor and the ulcerative incubator which is also on the floor and the mini obelisk so let’s make a bug steak i know i’ve done fairy dust so make a bug stick really quick and then if that’s not it i don’t get the achievement i don’t

[ __ ] know i’m [ __ ] i don’t know if i don’t like i’ll get the achievement in the morning or i’ll be pissed so that’s in the last box so i’m tomorrow i’m going to go around and make some summer seeds and see if that was it cause you know look at that money

That’s just from the access ancient fruit because i can’t pretty uh process them all it’s impossible okay it wasn’t that uh what the hell is it then something missing otherwise i would love this achievement let’s go find some freaking freaking track oh don’t care um Maybe it’s the transmute let’s let’s do the transmit again just to be sure it’s not transmute maybe it’s the other transmute it’s not but i’m gonna do it anyway it’s not i’m gonna put these in the box as well just to be extra freaking anal because i do not know what i’ve missed

And it’s bugging me how about a farm totem let’s make a farm hardwood honey and fiber where’s the honey that’s what it was [Laughter] i guess i just never made a farm totem okay well we we solved the mystery i guess i just keep getting them for

Free or buying them and i’ve never made one i could have sworn i made like a dozen of the things you know what let’s just let’s just freaking go nuts there what oh more fiber geez uses a lot of fiber 20 fiber i don’t want to use the rest of my fiber

Still 22. i’ll get through those anytime soon solve the mystery god for that oh jesus christ these are in the wrong box no wonder i couldn’t find them i wondered what was why they wouldn’t there they should be in here all right there’s anything i want to put

Outside then i’ll put this outside um in this uh these can be useful i guess and put this outside it’s a chest it can be useful keg can be useful the rest of it can kind of just [ __ ] off um walk to the mountains why not these are obviously material

This is all trash and kinda same adh when’s this done is it an intension it’s almost done so put put down my other seat maker um another one of these over here excuse me your lady ship i put this uh lightning rod down somewhere wait why not just put it here okay um

I didn’t put anything in this damn barrel again ah i should just take note of what day it is like it was the the second or something i don’t know actually it was the 13th the 14th austria check sick um let’s just sell this now get out of here done so

I [ __ ] like ostrich mayonnaise i’ve got to try that right right so that does all the crafting and all the um shipping we just need to do the museum collection this note and a bunch of money and then we’re done with the game so what is doing uh what is uh doing uh

I’m not even sure anymore i need stuff and things i’m going to put this keg down somewhere i’m going to leave this laying around because it’s useful pick up this keg in a bit these should go away let’s hold on let’s just use this at

Some point i don’t really care for it i just have it um i think think think man i can wait i’ll hurry up and wait uh or i can go in the skull cavern is it is it finally time to go in the skull cavern it might just be i’d want to make

Um desert ones with coconut and video more well i’ll think about it i just built the freaking obelisk how much is the obelisk uh desert obelisk is it a million it’s a million okay and we need 20 iridium 20 iridium okay well um i need to wait seven days before i can

Do that i suppose i could sell i could liquidate some of my like diamonds and stuff but that’s about it anything else that’s like super valuable that i’ve been hanging on to most of it’s just material i mean these are worth it well not that much actually

I think it’s time i think it’s time to tackle the uh the scary dungeon or start to tackle it anyway because i’ve not got anything else to do now i am actually out of things to do and i could enchant my weapon but whatever we have to wait until 10 p.m when pam

Gets here assuming she’s here on a tuesday which i agree good then we go into the damn skull cavern i don’t really know what’s waiting for me down there but i’ve avoided it for long enough can’t avoid it forever i mean i suppose i can but it is actually required so

Let’s get on with it i would still like the note in the in the volcano dungeon but i don’t and it’s going to take forever to grind that thing i guess which is so frustrating all right i really don’t know what’s down here well i mean i do generally but so not

I don’t have anything else to do in the meantime oh i can’t kill you right do you take damage from this you take a reasonable damage from it all right serpents hey drop some cool stuff please all right let’s go cavern sucks official you heard it here first folks I’m mostly able to kill stuff bizarrely i’m not here to mine or anything which means i should probably bring a bunch of bombs with me at least everything dies pretty quick in here i get the feeling that this area might not even be that bad compared to the

Nightmare dungeon i was in before yes Everything still takes forever to die though But i would still like that better uh weapon but uh i don’t know if i want to invest as much into it as the game expects oh i should have waited and killed that actually because i need kill those for whatever oh i don’t have bombs from

Mummies right i need to kill mummies with bombs that’s a thing that is a thing these first few trips will just be practice and then i’ll go to push 25 and then well i’m not uh i’m not doing 125 or 100 whatever without some serious cheating i’m just saying

All right i need to make some bums while i’m here because uh you guys gonna be a pain yes Nice Let’s even gather these guys up [Applause] Cool come here you need to kill several of you at least okay you do massive damage oh my god that’s a lot of damage that’s a lot of damage [Applause] Great i think i’ll probably mostly ignore mummies when i get the chance to but still i do need to kill like a hundred of them or whatever like i need to kill a number of these things at least they drop food that’s nice one of the key challenges is beating

This dungeon with no food whatsoever that’s uh some bs my friend oh nice down we go go gotta be careful i don’t doing this you take damage you take a certain amount of damage based on the number of levels you drop so we need to go down with not one

Health unless you can’t die from it which is possible but i’m gonna assume you can because i think that’s a pretty reasonable assumption ouch no make some more bombs i make a mega bomb even picked up enough stuff for it ouch rude rude boy go here nope nice

Oh and double nice and it’s a lucky day i guess any more you and your friends [Applause] just the one all right oh there is one more actually oh no no don’t go in that win this actually first if we’ll get 25 today that’ll be graves that’ll be wonderful anything’s possible [Applause]

Don’t mind that sound it’s fine And some seriously good luck on these oh speaking of which to do all right so where do you get the next channel note again um oh christ what’s it called it’s called secret secret note 10. it becomes okay so it becomes available now it was very easy i’m surprised it was

That hard to do before like honestly if i get this lucky i could go straight down to 100. oh that’s not a freaking really more you’re cheating plastic [ __ ] me if you got that lucky you just go just keep going down you could get a hundred out of there

I can’t wasted much of the day and i got like 25 by accident the question is where do the dinosaurs appear that’s what i want to know appear on prehistoric levels i know that whatever that means Oh are you real or fake you’re real all right for mommies actually let’s gather them all up here one dipstick yep got dying to do come on get over here [Applause] oh Advice me some meal baby Oh nice i mean i’ll hit this actually hey what’s down here more levels to whatever this [Applause] um nice okay let’s just keep going i guess you don’t spicy you with a spicy good drop rate ugh wow okay oh this looks good it’s just so good gold ore i guess whatever

Or it doesn’t matter anymore is it a freaking lucky ring i mean whatever it’s going to trash but still it’s a lucky ring that’s neat you’re real kind of expecting to be fake at this point [Applause] [Applause] Are you real you are incredible don’t get down to to uh the next tier never know might get lucky i have enough i have enough for one or two largest i guess here’s the bombs we’ve got let’s see what’s down at 41 if anything like new i mean damage

Okay cool uh well i’ll kill you first there’s a lot of iridium veins down here oh look at all those geodes dude thick all right nothing fun down here okay well i was hoping for something fun but it was not fun [Applause] yeah whatever i have to leave Okay skull kevin wasn’t so bad what was my luck for today though that’s the real question oh shoot i’m full okay toss something in the trash uh diamond in the trash um what was my luck in good humor a little extra so that’s just like medium good luck Hey full shipment whoa [Applause] 12 days for that yet very happy i should definitely go back to the um thing then um let’s put everything away first Very impressed enjoy your reward thanks mike dude let’s take these with me and i want oh i don’t know if i should make more freaking stuff or not um it’s only money so i should just do it whatever oh was my call nothing better to spend money on than time frankly um

Keep getting food down there which is really cool Miner’s treat yeah but i’d rather eat pumpkin Pumpkin whatever pumpkin soup because it gives me luck these will um overwrite my stuff spicy heels decent i guess not exceptional pumpkin soup’s just better so pumpkin supernally the shitty good healing food otherwise so this can go away um i guess this could probably go way too there’s tons of these looks great

So all this could go in the trash then minus three kind of want to keep it around but whatever right so how would i make a work done in what’s a doodle um there’s a hardwood coconut and iridium coconut is right here isn’t it two coconut don’t spend a lot of them though

Radium pretty more adword and everybody just well i don’t want to make a second it’ll be greedy damn it get away from there right so we’re just gonna go straight there yeah look at nothing else to do Just waiting for the 20th to thereabouts i don’t need to go down very far i just needed like when would a dinosaur spawn all right start to wear dinosaurs um wiggly eggs yes yes okay stardew um prehistoric levels when is just random below floor 6 there’s a 2.2 percent

Chance to counter a prehistoric floor because spirituals are infested all enemies in this world kill by before ladder appears so below level 6 we need to go down and just find some more so we just have to grind basically this is the tall and short of it oh god

Oh we don’t need it yet because there’s a ladder at the end of this there’s always i think there’s always a ladder at the end of this it’s the same once last time i assume it’s the same thing yep we lighter oh christ over here all right let’s eat up my pumpkin soup

And get lucky come on i don’t want to use a ladder on this but i will nice [Applause] god damn it killer things crookedy oh i got a lot of cloth nice all right jump in three levels so we’re only at six but look at that instant freaking old event it’s great

Down there another one are you kidding that’s crazy watch my health though another one i mean we’re already at 20 and we’re it’s not even 9 o’clock in the morning i don’t think you need ladders to get 100 in this thing you just gotta you just gotta be like [ __ ] monstrous

That’s a waste i shouldn’t use that never mind it’s exactly calculated yes lucky days with a thingy buff and i just just go nuts Nice recycle the bomb i really want a prehistoric floor i don’t even care whether they’re ready i do care about the idiom who am i kidding i can’t lock everybody ready and they’re not real oh god wow [Applause] so i can get the dinosaurs going

Are you real you’re not real i had a feeling [Applause] hey there’s really no good to use my uh bombs on here so i kind of want to save them knew you were fake because you were offset [Applause] we can crab cakes man to those yeah they

Do give stuff so they’ll overwrite my luck puffs i can’t eat them but you know got it if i want it genie shoes no thanks in fact yeah oh what do they look like actually now that they’re horrible come on man i’m going to use a bomb just

Because i want to get on with this level let me out there we go hey Found a cherry sapling whoopty [ __ ] deadly [ __ ] deep ironically if i reach floor 100 today i have to do it again because i don’t have the quest for 100 yet and i might get it when i’m down here but uh pretty sure completing it well you don’t have the quest does nothing

God these freaking ladders are incredible incredible i should kill you actually you’re fake ouch [Applause] i may have nothing else on getting mass gears out of this I’ll give you a single play historic floor come on just one that’s why i’m warm then i know what i’m looking for Hello my phone oh trash gotcha yes dinosaur oh [ __ ] you’re not real right it was lined up so i thought it was real all right it’s the first one of these i’ve ever seen uh that’s probably not where i’m after yeah i’ve seen that one nice christ i’m dying oh my god um

My life so well yeah lake sir sir [Applause] okay we got cherry bombs cherry bombs are cool i guess dump the clay for them um we’re having to eat i do but what the [ __ ] game [ __ ] a treasure room followed by a treasure room that’s a big bad i bet you hurt like

Hell you hurt like hell oh god are you real you are real i think these were hitting because they can give geodes i don’t want chance right now sick oh you’re not real okay i’m just gonna staircase past this one i think hate survivals ouch you’re fake right no you’re real amazing

I’m not surprised i didn’t get down to 100 but uh i suppose i still have time yet i’m kind of surprised i didn’t find the thing yet the uh the next note because i’ve blown up so much [ __ ] and finally some bad luck amazing oh god damn it how did i miss that

Oh that wasn’t bad luck it was a bad eyesight nice oh god it’s gonna hurt okay Okay yeah i’m probably bothered to see more finding a ton of award stuff down here as well like a lot but you know plenty one get over here [Applause] [ __ ] well i killed one of them i guess yeah i should just leave yeah it’s just tricking just get past the spiral

Oh god there’s so much oh wow cool take that oh he’s woken up get him lock him up well my luck appears should run out because i’m not getting much anymore it was getting tons of like down six down five down ten i’m not really getting down anything

Suddenly we came in here with like 50 bombs made quite a few um a bit of progress like 70 77 on my second try isn’t bad oh [ __ ] that’s right i forgot to eat my food off again i’ve been running without food broth for like three hours that’s part of the

Reason now do i have any have a spicy heal save my pumpkin i’m not gonna be here that much longer uh oh so much radium when you get lower down it’s no big surprise i suppose but still it’s cool can i get a single freaking prehistoric level please

Just want to know what i’m working with man another prismatic shard all right i think i should probably turn in that quest i’m gonna get start getting shards cool uh i should mind those i’m not getting to the bottom so it doesn’t matter i don’t want to go to the bottom do i

But still myself some time with these two me i need to get the hundred quests first before i do that doesn’t look too difficult either but bring like i don’t know it’s 40 staircases oh [ __ ] i’m almost dead i didn’t even notice my health until just now Right looking like the end of the line yeah if it brought like 10 20 um or so things with me did the things sooner i would have totally got to the bottom because it’s freaking iridium so much all right back all these crystal arium what that’s nuts it’s crazy

Yeah there there ends our adventure i think well maybe maybe we can get one more i’m way too low health for that see these carrots i might i’d survive the landing but what if there’s an enemy right at the entrance Six levels oh go down again now this is where our inventor ends 97 you know ironically i have three ladders on me i could totally go to 100. that’s really funny i could absolutely go to 100 freaking second try no i don’t have the left i don’t have the uh

I don’t have the quest there’s no point i can’t have the quest yet you need to get the uh the tenth thing before you can activate it there’s no you don’t get anything if you get to 100 first without it so i need to get the uh i need to get the

Thing first but i’ll be down there again so it’s no big loss how many ways i got that far honestly quite amazed without any real effort like i’m just poodling down here oh no i’m 97 oh 98 oh okay i guess i’ll leave now no big deal all right four precious stones

Um prismatic shards can be used for all kinds of things which is to say not that much overall so i think i’m actually going to um how’s my jade i’m actually going to enchant my uh weapon what’s my luck today i watched [ __ ] 180 [ __ ] iridium That’s crazy i’ve been running on like five iridium a day for ages now i can just casually make 20 iridium bars for fun Somewhat annoyed yeah so i should do other things maybe going there for giggles I guess you fix some fences you did there you go um right Dude All right uh this is going in here i guess i don’t really care for it too much but ah whatever just just put in the bin for god’s sake thing with this [ __ ] um oh okay so that was a fantastic progress i could go straight back in

I could i need to check my stuff actually i think it’s on the 19th that it’s done oh right i was gonna enchant my weapon okay so let’s check out all five prismatic shards and make use of the damn things like oh i suppose no i should go and check my

Weapon first and then see if i hate my life i need leads for that To the volcano Hopefully i get one of the good enchantments and then i can just say [ __ ] it and so they are the ones that mr key So enchant my i have to unequip it first i don’t it’s right in my [ __ ] face blinded yet um there’s something to begin foraging can i have them all in one stack please that makes me nervous all right come on be good crusader crusader is pretty good i think

There’s two that i was after the forge the the boat killer double damage to rubs flies bugs spiders rock crabs etc crusader is 50 more damage to mummies go skeletons and void spirits so it also means i don’t need to bomb mummies to kill them i think what killer might be better

But this is still very good so i think i’m gonna keep it Right um so i am going to now go and give these four prismatic showers to mr key mr chi and uh hate myself for doing so but i have no other use for the things if i’m gonna keep this weapon this quality That gets me one step closer to um To having a better sword and even better sword Right here’s your [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] feel bad but dying neck but whatever um so i need three of these right so i need 20 more and then that’s pretty much you done forever also what’s this at now 67 wow i gained a whopping 1 from finishing the crafting and the produce um obelisks

Requires money but that requires money this requires me doing stuff that i’m doing one dinosaur like i really need more dinosaurs to be able to exist is it frustrating i thought it might be more common than this looks like they’re going to be a while under the uh let’s go turn in our

Um our uh dudes i’m hoping to get lucky which one is lemon stone again lemon stone would appear in two different types microgeodes okay and appear in magnitudes uh town process some geods for me me a lemonstone feeling lucky come on and i got 24 chances after these but still

Just give it to me now it’s fine no okay well you know i respect that respect that okay it’s not it’s not what i’m after i’ll be honest okay way more not really of that spectacular yes yes there it is there it is geodes are done i knew i was feeling

Lucky just felt it you know i’m gonna crack the rest of these because uh i don’t know just damn i don’t need to anymore but i’m gonna and there’s a real temptation to sell the things back to him that i haven’t would have but i don’t want to accidentally sell dilemmas down

So i’m gonna go give this to gunther right [ __ ] now i can’t make the same mistake twice right here you go you filthy animal done one item left this thing you have to kill dinosaurs anyway so go find dinosaurs i guess actually let’s uh let’s do this sell off the garbage that

I don’t need um even the earth crystal why not don’t just ask this in the bin all right let’s make let’s buy some more i don’t know and some more coal probably too much coal actually um make those into bombs like crazy I was actually limited by coal of all things surprising cool i should be enough bombs for quite a while all right let’s go to nope not the mines we’re never going in the mines again enough now that i can go in here there’s better stuff in here take it to the desert

Get out of my way pam since i make a million dollars i’m probably oh i didn’t bring the i did bring the right stuff it’s fine uh since i make a million dollars i’m probably gonna build the desert obelisk i can come here on the reg

Right now i just kind of want to find the find the next find dinosaurs honestly maybe i shouldn’t even be here if it’s bad luck like should i even bother well we’ll see how much difference it seems like it feels sure it’ll be a sizeable amount of difference but uh how much

That’s the question you get down to six at least and then the then they can start spawning oh there’s a ladder right there we don’t really care about most of this also we don’t need to blow the mummies up anymore which is really nice That should tug you down to at least six yep and so from here onwards we need to just take every uh every easy ladder and blow this up because that’s uh i’m gonna make more money out of this than i will spending on the bomb damn sure it’s really nice

Really maybe it’s worth getting a second weapon and enchanting it with bug killer i think if i get the chance to anyway then i can switch weapons out based on one enemy invading this why not have two different weapons i could switch weapons easily in this game but that requires more shards so

We need to do that first call give me the call baby oh yeah here [ __ ] we’re already whacking our way down here or whapping i guess why do you look so odd looking do you belong here huh weird oh hello is this pretty historic no it’s just a [ __ ] slime layer

Slime level whatever i’m gonna double check though oh jesus christ ouch You know i could uh bring the slime the slime ring as well and put that on if i need it just to have it in my inventory because if i get this i can just like ignore all damage from these guys yeah there is no dinosaurs in here It’s not worth being here i think already Are you real always paranoid but they’re fake probably a good state of being to be honest do this i didn’t need you anymore actually i think i’m like oh i should kill you for the dinosaurs no no no dinosaurs the sadness this sword is so good at killing bats holy [ __ ]

Come on [ __ ] get over here get over here oh my [ __ ] god are you gonna just sit over there god damn so man i was one right there oh christ that was 21 damage you [ __ ] [ __ ] god what a bastard and i feel like jj right now

I suppose i’m not talking about penis so can’t be oh my god diet what a dick there you go there’s the jj let jj some for you oh there’s a [ __ ] slime What a weird looking level this is nothing here oh i’m full uh minus three can go x i kinda eat it i mean i can but i’m not going to geez can you stop hitting me for like 200 damage every head geez swiss very rude Okay getting hungry oh my stomach just turned over oof needed to eat a hunger hunger come on give me some dinosaurs please if this doesn’t act like happens soon i’m gonna start worrying this is gonna take forever hopefully i see when there’s just like 20 dinosaurs in one level and i can just

That’d be great that’d be wonderful i can look up how how uncommon things are whatever jeez where’s this ladder oh my thing right now that’s probably why actually let’s eat uh one of these instead but it’s light i don’t care too much um what kind of popping geo didn’t do for me anymore

Not much um this is pretty ridiculous 2.2 chance my ass i suppose i’ve only seen like 50 levels total so maybe just haven’t had the chance here i thought i could just flash through it on a certain thing would be this uncommon but it totally is

I didn’t think skull cavern would be the thing i’m grinding to finish this i did not consider that and get to 100 very easy anyway so that’s that’s cool this is where the real stardew tedium kicks in it’s been fun and games up to this point and now now we’re just waiting

Waiting for something to happen i suppose i could oh what’s that no not that the other thing crystal shoes sure i’ll keep a pair of them why not they look have decent stats never mind they’re terrible didn’t realize it was that bad i could potentially make tons and tons and tons of staircases Like masses of staircases and just hope that one of them spawns is one of the things i’m after but you know i need that money for other things come on dude the daily look makes an enormous difference to the spawn rate of the holes because uh having mediocre look today

You really [ __ ] that up i only got 30 or so 33 wow wow yeah even if i found one now i wouldn’t be able to uh loot it still it feels bad man i need to go fake do it right i’m trying to find i think it’s telling me something um

And pull this garbage away i’ll do one more day i think once you know we’ll do one more cycle of of uh uh of produce and then i’ll uh then i’ll go to bed oh no go to bed i’ll go eat cause i’m [ __ ] starving where are all my coffees

I guess they’re yeah okay they should be there i guess what you tell her somewhat mildly perturbed all right when’s this done is it done no oh well those are done though well that means the rest will be done in short order probably by the end of the day

This would be a massive cash infusion like a million or something do and animals have probably run out of feed by now i haven’t checked in on them for a while okay i guess something at the thing that i can’t teleport to it weird i wonder i wonder what’s blocking the warp totem

I’m not sure emea begin oh i haven’t even noticed the thing was grown up do do do Right I should probably start selling my geodes i’m not sure i could bring myself to do that just yet it’s uh it’s been a long time coming but i don’t need them anymore i need more staircases Um what day is it supposed to be done 21st i think yeah i think 21st that’s all done oh well no in mind i was thinking only the this stuff is going to be done wait what what is this thing once what is this thing it’s like an alien

Capsule or some [ __ ] [ __ ] what is it a stargy capsule something strange capsule trains capsule can be picked up and placed around the farm it turns into an empty broken capsule after about three days enables the first degrees to what okay i don’t know it says it’ll turn into an empty broken

Capsule after a few days basically it doesn’t do anything it’s just a weird easter egg with like a very low percent chance of happening something bizarre right so i guess we probably go back to the freaking mine again but nothing else to do oh wait um is this thing done yet

It should be close to done right now when do these freaking tick is it hourly what did i do half of them but not the other buff that’s the weird thing right why are soft on a half knot maybe i’ll check it tomorrow then instead because i want them on the same

[ __ ] cycle damn it i don’t want to ever think about it again check it tomorrow morning jimmy i remember that’s a big gif all right come on woman chop shop thanks to dear um actually do um okay Really that’s weird Uh someone made a predictor for the game to work out where the they will spawn Ah well i’ll get ideas and show you how i need to consume my food i’m not pretty unlucky without food currently takes a while with it almost immediately nice just go straight down again [Applause] um so basically i’m gonna need possibly an awful lot of crystallariums making an awful lot of jade

It’s an interesting thought if i want to get this [ __ ] paperback sting done 100 hit streak i hate 150 of the things i tell you what i don’t i have seen one in about well in a long damn time i may cheat honestly if this is save file predictor i can work out where i need to go down to if it’s like on the day that

It’s not good i just shouldn’t bother yeah Might be worth doing alternatively i could just save scum make a hundred or so ladders um on a day try it one day try go down 100 levels if i don’t find it reset come back another day it’s an idea it’s a pretty good idea Hey there’s the note all right we can go to 100 now someone is waiting for you on level 100 in the skull cavern yeah gus happened yes gus gave me the recipe for with this tropical curry and we we made it we shipped it literally the only thing i need now

Is to find and find and kill pepper x and make money that’s it that is it i’ve done everything else like my my money making ability is is at the max basically i just need to do this until i get 150 dinosaurs and then money and make money until i vomit wow

I don’t care get the hell on my inventory i don’t know if it feels the way this is going the fact that i found one dinosaur Gives me the I can’t just buy my way down though so that’s nice i need money ever and just stop playing for a week come back next week with a billion dollars Nice what was that all right let’s kill you i also need to kill these guys but they’re really not a threat why was the developer think that 150 these things was a good idea it was excessive uh not just yet so i want to kill these two

I probably don’t need to i’ll probably get the mummies by the time i’m done but still No Oh i’m almost dead i knew that i finally ate through our pancakes and it took about six months hey prismatic shard nice starts talking back up on them very cool very legal That is fake you know i can tell because oh ah dinosaur thick well one dinosaur one is put on nothing prehistoric rib that’s the last thing we need for gun today i’m happy about that at least but you’re fake [Applause] when it’s more than zero you’re not wrong

If i find one at a [ __ ] time though i was hoping to be like 10. but there was only one at a time so it feels kind of bad man oh this other thing right there i’ll take a listen to eat i doubt i’ll get down to 100 but i mean

If i just happen to get to 100 today that’d be cool wait to actually try until different until they have a a good shot at it on a lucky day it’s a waste i should put down here never mind there’s one right there let’s heat up all those carrots i’ve got

Again i’m not going to get to the bottom here i don’t i don’t think i really don’t think it matters i want to get as many level next levels as possible to get more dinos that’s way more important to me Ouch oh I was kind of ass for uh like strongly bombable whatever this is like a mummy level right let me have seen prehistoric levels and just dinos only ever spawn one at a time or rarely anyway the point that seems like this one one at a time is that what’s going on there

I have to look let’s figure out exactly what a prehistoric level is i thought prehistoric level was a many enemies type one It may just be a floor theme like it might be this for example what the [ __ ] thing jesus christ now now addition of those bats is rough another chart cool okay we’re actually getting recent amounts of prismatic shots now in here a very cool game or very cool [ __ ] i’ll hit you

Geez such bad luck oh i have my luck run out that’s part of it that’s most of it i might just leave honestly that’s probably a good idea let’s just leave it’s not really staying here i’m gonna get like half a thing out of some food i got two things out of it

Um do i still have half whatever um i’ll have them along to the adventures guild really quick i’ll see how many whatevers i need just pure curiosity the minds the minds all right what do we need we need 50 pepper x oh i thought it was 150 oh thank god

That’s a lot better than [ __ ] 150 tell you What twenty fifty dinosaurs i mean it’s weird four percent of the way there serpents easy mummies easy Get them without even breaking a sweat and uh we can turn in the last museum item tomorrow not the bus stop dino steaks uh we can make dino mayonnaise uh dinosaur mayo where is it dinosaur mayonnaise thick and creamy with a vivid green hue it smells like grass and leather

Uh no i don’t think so velcro i’m pretty sure luck only affects a few things that’s one of the things it doesn’t the main thing it effects is in there is uh spawn chances of rocks veins and stuff how much water you get from veins and ladders

Whether they appear or not when now whatever matters and holes holes appear much more often with higher luck at least according to what i’ve read in the wiki okay crystallariams how much are you to make two iridium 100 stone battery pack um Put some trash put this in the trash my looks good tomorrow i’ll go back in if not i’ll faff about a bit do some other things oh right did i did i check this this morning was that yesterday that was uh the wrong day okay

Of those i’m gonna wait for those to be um to be synced up which might take a couple days i don’t know maybe tomorrow morning that’ll be nice not sure when they tick over and this uh truffle oil feels like tickle money at this point What’s oh god i can put coffee on the table still not done how far i think those are dude oh my look right my luck check my luck unusual okay no big rush then let’s faff about for a bit oh that’s it that’s all i got I’ll be using the table yeah um i got this [ __ ] i should also upgrade this thing as well because this one is uh it’s only a basic shed how many things do we have in this so one two three four five six seven eight eight by 72 minus a bit 70 or so

We need a lot of stats to fit all this [ __ ] that we need to build not sure if we’re building them honestly not maybe By the way i’m going to upgrade to the one i’ve got I don’t think i could squeeze between this thing can i of course i can’t oh right this thing exists but you know that’s further i think i love ignoring everyone though oh oh it’s almost that time i guess he’s actually put multiple shortcuts in but i don’t know where those other shortcuts are

Oh speaking of where’s this guy neat i can’t take my horse down here so it’s useless but still neat This thing bigger [ __ ] costs money or whatever um oh i should turn in the thing right just turn that into gun there then i could do them have the museum done because i will also give me a startup And i can’t i won’t accidentally sell a [ __ ] thing As it happens the pam wasn’t even there yet so i couldn’t really have gone to do that anyway which is knee all right here’s your last thing gunther Complete collection We got a star drop nom nom nom nom Found a startup it’s strange for the taste reminds you of key cards maximum energy has increased let’s just take all the things this time why not you just have anything for me now everything looks amazing thanks again for your help let’s control this in the bin i guess Well this lots uh useless i want to carry this garbage rent offering crystal chair this is cool but i’ll never use it because it’s too good to use still it is good so i’ll keep it around Anything else in here that i don’t care for hats and whatever guess these can go that quick trash one of these i have a glass rod yeah picture i can put somewhere what should be in the stack you want the trash that’s useful the door is too good to not not keep around

You don’t keep the hats around answer hats or hats the picture should probably go you know in the trash um everything else could stay there i think all right so trash trash trash nobody’s used this [ __ ] cuz i don’t care for fishing i never need to fish again

I can trash a fiberglass rod okay sure put this picture up somewhere like i don’t know over here put these this thing in the chest yeah the sword somewhere where’s my espresso these days over here Cool i’ll go with these as well because i’m gonna eat them That was a fun little distraction um Um i suppose i could make more cinemas with all this [ __ ] that i’m gonna decide that i won’t have soon as you don’t have enough copper for that almost but not quite let’s make a few more just so i have enough of this Give me that copper I didn’t use all the wood just most of it let’s put down these 54 [ __ ] um cat kegs cat cat kick kick oh kegs aren’t they okay so i got it right first time then i doubted myself everybody appear from this you can put it like right up to the thing then

Oh god oh never mind ruined one more i guess whatever you’ll be able to see the damn thing i suppose almost stupid maybe maybe zetta it’s possible until then though i will i will um i will abuse these roads I’m gonna actually suffer places to put the damn things you know maybe maybe i don’t grow anything on the farm and i just fill the farm with kegs that’s an idea that is an idea i thought about that that’s a damn good idea because [ __ ] the farm because of [ __ ]

I’ll think about it i need to put them somewhere yeah the bus doesn’t give a [ __ ] i just like all right well cool i’m just gonna you know crunch mess crunch right squid smash great it’s good i like it i love it top quality now we’re not going to do being here

Very long but we’ll do some you never know might get lucky oh it’s a pretty [ __ ] level for stone stones whatever oh shhh do you like these serpents die fast had two hits to kill them even without the buff jeez bad luck come on dude i better look yesterday with a bad luck

Day ah now rude rude do you mind sir two holes at once it’s funny man Wow doo doo doo doo We’re there okay really bad luck on these as well oh just to prove me wrong didn’t you cheeky [ __ ] This is probably the least excited i’ve been about this game for a while just rngg i couldn’t really sped this up either a hole right there What this is not perfection shut the [ __ ] up not moving on with anything shut your filthy mouth well i am anal so yeah there you Oh go i’m almost dead that’s what i get for not [ __ ] paying attention and reading [ __ ] no you stop being anal ooh got him no the money isn’t of issue the money won’t be that money won’t take that long um because i can just um i’ll probably take like one or two

Streams at most because i won’t be doing full dates i’ll be sleeping seven days straight and then farming so that that won’t be so bad the problem is finding uh where these pepper x’s are 50 of these [ __ ] things that’s going to be that’s going to be real tedious

If they only spawn one at a time kill me i was really hoping for you know to see a layer of them with like 10 of the things yeah i wouldn’t want to commit some genocide here like come on gather up so i can do it efficiently like be

Reasonable this was factory you’d be running into my into my uh my my flame turrets like come on keep with the times uh 24. i’m a bit low you’re fake i know you’re fake come on get up But even then even that this way some means i am if it’s just for one really really shitty um uh spawn rate thing it can be mitigated by getting tons of jade turning it into ladders whatever the [ __ ] you go on and then doing that until you succeed and i’m very happy to

Cheat some kind of a spawn spawn thing figure out which levels of which and when whatever very happy to do that because this is just not particularly fun i know i can do it with enough time i want to save myself some time so why is everyone get this idea that i’m

Gonna stop like do you realize who you’re talking to you know who i am like more fool on you for believing that that’s even possible okay don’t die okay get out of here way too long being way greedy on the hills i mean to be honest even if i died it

Wouldn’t have mattered i really wouldn’t lost anything that mattered here but maybe the warped totems whatever i can just get it back on the uh from the uh recovery service do do do uh i’ve come too far to stop to stop now i’m over 100 hours deep i ain’t stopping here

Thing why not bed with you so i’ll probably end on the morning of day 22 well maybe day 23 depending on what day 22 has on it it’s the mission that i wanted to look at on day 22 all right is this done yet still not done

How [ __ ] far out of sync is it man these shouldn’t be done until tomorrow i think oh no they’re done today i’m glad i checked that means all my stuff is done so we’re not going to the thing today more important to do this at least right now it is

We’re doing we’ll be doing this all day I guess i don’t need to plant anymore that’ll be nice Yeah i’ll probably experiment with the uh with the thing that uh with the come on brain you can do this The spawn predictor that apparently exists and i’ll do that off stream figure out if i can find an efficient way of dealing with that thanks for the 320 gold get dingus um we need to go to the island so we can pick up the rest of these If this is done on the 21st next one will be on the 28th and then the next one will be on the sixth so six 13 no 28 or 7. okay it’s on the last day it’s on the last day of the week so it’s not every sunday okay that’s good

So every sunday is uh nervous day that’s a good way to remember it every sunday and every multiple seven if i realized i was going to be selling so many of these things i think i would have put down fertilizer under them i didn’t think i’d be selling this many

I thought it’d be converting more than i am pop up oh boy sure a lot of these things when it was raining last time we did this as well and how frequently it rains on these islands oh it’s reasonably common but how common tell you what i am ready for this game

To be done now tell you what now that i’ve realized what little is left ahead of me and how much it’s going to do to take to get that question is what’s the next long play going to be what indeed oh to that extent There are there is a submissions thing on the bottom of the stream if anybody’s got any bright ideas in general okay noted were you the one who put down uh golden eye uh the next double seven game whatever maybe someone else i suppose but i remember who was talking about it it

Might have been you might as well it was you yeah i did i forgot to put a name field on them on the thing so i had to add that in i was like who the [ __ ] is this uh oh [ __ ] i didn’t put a name on

The mothers okay i didn’t see the others oh boy right so we got all this [ __ ] now we need to go and put it in the thing i’m gonna do two passes it seems to work more consistently if i do it in two passes

I do a pickup pass and a put in pass it gets faster because the way the movement works oh i had to mash the mouse a bunch which is a pain yes oh i did i miss a row last time maybe why oh i just put those in right i

Was like what the [ __ ] why are these not why are these [ __ ] going they shouldn’t be no no i just filled them when they didn’t start you know it’s such like in a way kind of tempting to do this off stream i’m not gonna lie it’s just not necessarily well no

I’ll think about it actually that might be a bad idea because i straightened the rest of the game right including all the tedium it’s tempting i don’t actually do it no i’m i’m actually doing it regardless it’s in my best interest or not i’m doing the thing like i did pick up two

Rows of time how did i manage that weird interesting you have like you pick up what you’re next to but you also pick up uh what your mouse is over sort of weird it doesn’t work very well though not quite accurate enough oh no i think i decided i’m not gonna farm on

The farm anymore i don’t like the idea of having to plant occasionally i want to just sleep and make money like set the farm so the actual growing part of the farm not important i’m just gonna toss that in the weeds it’s gonna put down a bunch of kegs in

The middle of the farm it’s gonna be great okay so 3 p.m i can probably do it all in one day then it’s close but i think i can do it i need to do these ones fantastic all this money oh my god that’s delicious that is that what i was doing like

All into it and then hold right click like works differently so left click yeah it worked pretty well actually we have to optimize that because we’ll be doing a lot of that tell you what okay that’s great i love it all right so we got like 400 or so done it’s decent Gonna sell off the gold and silver ones cool 300 and got us a lot of wine that was the other wine held 205. one of these is attention fruit white i don’t mind ancient fruit wines going in the trash eat star fruit wine can stick around has a purpose for now

Okay that was a productive day um we’ll say hello to child one i guess right thanks for the coffee hun where’s the kid our kids got lost in the house somewhere there you are kid i’ve already said hello to you again hell down the stairs it’s fine

Is this done yet come on be done ah i want it done already come on i wanna know how much the whole thing is worth so i’m waiting for the whole thing to be done at once um all right so i’m gonna look up obelisks desert obelisk needs 20 those obelisk fire marbleisk

Is that where is that well that’s the other one in mind uh And i would have done earth so desert earth and water obelisk the water is five earth is the uh earth is 10 desert is 20. so i need 35 iridium total so i could use the rest of the iridium for crystallariums probably that’s kind of expensive though but whatever let’s make like

10 or so crystallariums um also i did if i’d realized iridium was so common um in the skull cavern that i’ve been ignoring this entire time i would have made all those sprinkles i was talking about at already probably well maybe i need battery packs actually yeah i don’t have that many battery

Packs so maybe not artifacts would have been a pain yes this used to go in trash why have i got this here go away Um um let’s see crystallarium stone gold iridium battery pack like 15 maybe i need gold and i have gold oh well i’ll have to wait until i have gold uh where’s my british all right i could go into the mine again i don’t really care though let’s just go to bed

Really no reason to stay up anymore actually no i’m going there tomorrow tomorrow so 758 000 from just the fruit that i wasn’t gonna whatever wait no that’s from that’s including the wine i should be chugging coffee constantly it was free that’s all i don’t really need these seed makers around anymore

Or this stuff honestly just move it away somewhere miscellaneous tools in this box i guess Um take out all that and all the gold it was stone as well And then battery packs i’ll just make a bunch of these We need gold again how many boards that they’re gonna be that’s like five more something like that i think what else would it make any gold for in the end uh i don’t think i need gold for anything else i can’t buy gold or i just don’t want to it’s even more expensive

Than it needs to be right so that that’s just gonna go forever i guess i could just put these down now Right those are making infinite shade now is cool um yeah i can’t think of anything else i should check the um i should check the lock today neutral okay that’s fine oh and check my check my damn seller every day check my seller so i wanted to reset damn it come On this is done that’s cool i can fill another freaking whatever barrels eggs whatever oh that’s one of my um what’s it’s done they’re done as well let’s do this as well because this needs to do it this is important this is less important than any key quest is need doing

On the right really need to put some pads in here or something okay give that’s a lot of truffles that’s a lot of truffles I guess i’ll pick up all the truffles as well it’s a lot of troubles man i checked my hay stuck now i really don’t care about feeding them with the grass anymore so they’re gonna get hay from the silos every day that’s it i may even sell some of them so i don’t

Have to feed the damn things okay we’re almost out of food for them as well i need to buy some food for them at some point or i could do that now you have some laying around just 30 and whopping 30. right jump and shoot um

I need oh just put this in put this away all right 50 50 that was here Um so i guess i could buy hay if i buy if it’s uh 24 animals or 24 per day two silos holding about a thousand two four days the two silos can hold uh not about not thousands 480 in there i can’t count the math get up mess so 960 divided by 24

Is 40 days so i can handle 40 days so every 40 days i need to refill which ain’t so bad ah [ __ ] oh a custodian i haven’t seen hi jane you look unusually happy today You’re right i haven’t felt this light since i was a kid let me guess gus had a clearance sale on canned beer Good one no actually i’ve been drinking sparkling water instead of beer and i feel great you know i sometimes forget that i really do have friends people that care about me it’s okay when we rely on them it doesn’t make me weak Not sure if that was a burn or not could have been yeah jess i got something for you 20 years bunny jewel slippers and she’s like i’m olympic but these are so expensive how did you afford them girl i stole them i cut back on the expensive habit i have

A lot more spending money now still doesn’t shave though shane’s in the bar and he said uh he said to tell you that he wants to show you something eggs well these like [ __ ] shiny chickens that should do it Oh he picked up a chicken that chicken looks happy it’s the perfect home for you hence we’ll have the best eggs in the whole valley ration healthy with rich golden yolks unlike those sick and pale stick weep jojo eggs You know charlie i was thinking [ __ ] chicken he’s like please put me down please put me down please put me down the guy like me is always teetering on the edge of despair you know what i mean but you and the other hands are gonna

Keep me up right from now and i know it what’s wrong too much pressure oh i’ll never mind oh oh oh boy okay well uh i think uh a new bromance has formed well not bromance female who am i kidding there are no male chickens they’re all hens

Hey fishy what do you think a special blue hens i’ve been raising in them in secret for the last few months all right well i won’t be living here forever and i’m going to pass something under jess i’ve been here i’ve been teaching her how to care for them

I want to feel like i’m not just a leech in the world i want to contribute somehow even in a small way like this That’s a good question shadow i don’t know can i buy blue chickens for me now it’s locked it does take you a while doesn’t it okay well she’s not here because [ __ ] i don’t know where the hell she is actually why is she out here it’s a monday oh she’s at the island

Let’s buy two stacks of hay we have a million again that means i can buy um i can buy The uh teleport to the desert that’s a very good thing to do i think um what else was there to do today oh key i need to get a key and you got a [ __ ] key i need to do that right [ __ ] now i should have done it already go go

Well you can only put it in one silo oh no it’s not it’s it’s not too dark i need only 20 days or less then put that wrong Drink some coffee get the offense to Yeah i’ll probably look it up at some point if i even give a [ __ ] which i don’t think i need to Like i don’t need a blue chicken to perfection so not sure i care it might be neat to have one you are correct right what’s the thing today case robotic range that’s a good one to do and 100 100 whatever freshly cooked items i could do either of these

But i don’t think i have the purple ones though um quests special orders keys prismatic grange look at the purple ones if i just need if i can get bug meat or if anything else works because i don’t want to get bug meat um not really um Void essence would work actually i got plenty of void essence georgia cola and all the other things i mean prismatic ranges gives me more char shards but i think i only need 20 right yeah i need 20. 100 whatever freshly cooked items wouldn’t be too hard though it would be very easy um

All right so what does it say about stuff here spaghetti easy copper ore i think i even have that currently zap yeah free fiber i don’t know if i have i do have a hundred fiber go to color sure purple bug me i don’t have bug meat

But i guess i can use that and whatever so i think i’ll take the prismatic range and then quickly do with that and then i can upgrade my sword that’ll make the uh the depths that much easier right so uh hey counts probably does i should have checked that before i left

Uh yellow no it doesn’t count weird but i thought that would count it just count in mind there’s right there so hay fiber sap um copper ore um jojo cola you have to get spaghetti which we have to get and bug meat or something like that

I don’t have enough bug meat but i can use void essence like whatever now let’s do oh that’s red the orange jello green blue blue all right we’re going blue Red my horse is uh it’s down here isn’t it i remember right give me 100 spaghetti Done and i need 100 georgia cola which is going to be very annoying but a on our controller we mash it anyway did this last time easy enough Do let’s see if i can get 100 if i get um 500 000. i could make a second totem as well tonight Then the only one i’d be missing would be i don’t remember but i need to be missing one but yeah i don’t remember three i need like two i can build with the money i’ve got done all right so we can turn that in whenever the [ __ ] should go well

I have to do it tomorrow though i won’t be able to make the money today so never mind i was thinking i could just quickly do it but i’d have to start a new day and this is the last day i’m playing right now right so to turn to do that i need

Um Where is it i need 10 coconut 10 cactus fruit 20 prismatic bars prismatic iridium bars and the million dollars oh okay horses facing to gates nice Okay uh okay we’re going to build a desert obelisk it’s the water of this guy can do that i forgot about the 500 000 for the earth 100 000 for the worst so 15 I’ve already built one of these what i can build another one really deserts water on earth so i’d need a million to do the other two which is not so bad anyway build one of these just slap it somewhere like uh i don’t know just down here i guess

And stay there temporarily i’ll tidy up where it actually was actually going to live at some point she need to build it for now hold it today welcome ah all right back to the island again price i’m actually kind of keeping on top of the the travel numbers

It’s not i thought it would explode uh but it just hasn’t let’s do my uh called again it’s raining but it’s already inventory pew um dragon teeth are in the volcano dungeon sometimes as you’re wandering around you’ll find a great big dragon skull just laying around like it’s like a big

Skull just sitting in the middle of a level they can spawn around them on the floor you have to pick them up like you would pick up a foraged item basically and uh so you go through done for kinder dungeon 10 or sometimes you’ll you should find it

Let’s do this this this this and this is that done gives me my things and now i can finally make this thing right three dragons uh galaxy souls four treaties into a galaxy weapon done i think i need to take that to the forge pretty sure all right volcano

Hopefully it doesn’t eat my enchantment i want my enchantment to stay around i’d like my crusader crusader is pretty good but i mean if i have to do it again i have to do it again i don’t think so the wiki says i shouldn’t have to but uh we’ll see all right

Make my sword the best sword which i didn’t have to bring any freaking shards bollocks all right fair how many shots do i need to do it just 20. now let’s just let’s just take the entire stack let’s not let’s not mess around like i

Could look it up or i could just take the whole stack and come back it’s right here dumbass where’s the totem no it’s right in front of you look with your eyes it’s nice to be able to ignore like everything now i don’t need any more worms i don’t need any more

Bone things i don’t need to mine anything basically i don’t have to cut any grass i don’t have to look for anything the only thing i could really have to do is find the find the note in here wherever the [ __ ] it is i will find the damn thing it’s

Just a question of how long do i have to grind for it to get the damn thing Right make my story better plus four has a damage forged speed and crusader it’s just you’ve kept it for the one and it requires i’m glad i brought more than whatever infinity sword oh it’s so good that’s like 50 more damage what the [ __ ] that thing’s a monster now And probably one shot off a lot of enemies with that any more questions in here oh really all right cool so that was a very successful day of a very successful day of stardew uh am i going jungle oh yeah i didn’t look at the um i meant to look at the perfection

Tracker when i was over there right let’s quickly do that then all right where are we up to now we are up to 78 perfection we need two more obelisks which will we just need some money so give me like two weeks i’ll have the money for that monster slayer is going

To be a huge pain in the ass i realize which is a damn shame cold clock is just time we’ll get that and we’ve done everything else which is really cool so we’re almost there it says 78 but it’s actually more like 95 in terms of time and effort

What else might i want to buy for mr key that’s a thought like is there anything in here worth buying gina mo tests no i don’t care where’s flute whatever i teleport around anyway pierre’s missing what does pierre’s missing stock let’s do where’s the key gem vendor thing um key gem

Or g gem reward shop you guys want to start with spear might be interested what does not Crafted available can i i should buy one of those you can keep the town lets me open doors at the wrong time of day i don’t care mushroom cheese seed may be fun i could actually buy one anyway magic bait useless seasoning useless mr keys hat useless who cares about any of this

I guess the only thing you could possibly consider buying is a mushroom tree seed just for shits and giggles yeah i’m gonna buy one of those for shits and giggles and then i’m never coming back here ever again goodbye you absolute piece of [ __ ] where can i plant this thing

I plant this anywhere i’ll put it with the rest of them i think on the other island on the on the mainland check it put it here why not let’s put it just right here and mushroom tree have fun i will i’m sure i will see that’s a thought blue chicken that’s

Something else i should do blue chicken how do we buy gluten chickens vegetable from marnie or hatch from a brown or white egg at 25 chance of being blue okay so i could just buy one i guess i’ll buy one at some point keep it

Let’s go home put this [ __ ] away go to bed turn off at least we’re a [ __ ] monster now which is so much damage it’s crazy nothing down that mind does any damage to me either really i mean it does do damage but not enough to the point that it could actually kill

Me if i’m vaguely paying attention so that’s nice uh because i have to vaguely pay attention which yeah sometimes for me that’s not the simplest thing but nonetheless let’s go in here that goes in here but nonetheless we should be here either all right these

These can go to hell i don’t need this [ __ ] i can probably just like stop throwing things in the bin to be honest i don’t need a lot of what i got laying around like i could sell most of my gem collection for example all these gems

I’ve got lying around i don’t need any of them i’ve just been all of them i don’t think i will yet if i do it’ll be the last thing i do but yeah pretty much um so the only thing i’m missing really that i was a bit anonymous for me is this

Which i think i can just grind for once that’s done if i ever get it done we just need to kill 48 more [ __ ] dinosaurs and i’ll probably cheating like hell to do that is this done yet no it’s still not done god damn it

Why is it not done how many days out of sync is it should we have a baby yes thank god i got that out of the way as well that’s something i was worrying about she didn’t freaking i’ve been wanting to you know make baby with her for a while child b perhaps

It’s like a week or something for them to just hate it’s still not done god damn it all right well i’m done i’m certainly done i’ll pick up the tree [ __ ] but i am first but really quick i am going to jump into the mine i’m gonna

Swing my sword at something i’m not saving i just wanna hit things with my new sword and then i think i’m not gonna be playing stardew for a few days because i tell you what i have run this game to bits and the only thing that’s

Left is lots of repetition so i think i should take a break come back and then just blast my way through it right i need something to kill come on can i one shot you no but i can’t to show you nice one shouting at [ __ ] that’s great i love it

Any day but thursday okay i think for wednesday i have i may have business so probably friday look at that [ __ ] damage that’s great cool well we’ll see about provisionally friday i’ll we’ll uh it should work but we’ll see close to the time um i may or may not stream tomorrow

Because i’m doing some uh dusk with bass we’ll see uh if we stream it or not to know they might just not get streamed uh who’s streaming um baron is doing total war shogun too uh jj is doing elden ring and wellington is doing alienware i don’t really want to watch elena

Welding ring honestly so i think i’ll send you to baron but if any of the other two is up in europe to your alley by all means head over there i need to burn thanks for watching this um stream where we learned that we have to grind some [ __ ] to finish oh well

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