I Tested The Dead Minecraft Game…

I Tested The Dead Minecraft Game…

Minecraft Legends holy cow this game is bad in the past 24 hours there are 23 people who have played this game and you know what I’m going to do it on legendary mode take a second and tell me what you think these characters are going to sound like the big golem is

Probably going to sound like oh I am big the small blueberry I am a blueberry with a hat on and the Stick of chewing gum is going to sound wise because they have multiple eyes hello I hope you’re feeling okay what Incarnation they’re names are action and knowledge thank you

For having the courage to come I didn’t have the courage to come I’m just here for a video I am foresight hey moang I I got a fantastic idea uh it’s a new Minecraft character he’s a ball and he and his name Che this is revolutionary

His name is H is spher it’s hip it’s now it’s wow and how mhm I wish we had met under different circumstances I wish we never met this world is under attack yeah and that’s about the entire premise of the game the Overworld is under under

Attack by the piglins this is the batter of courage and that noise is going to be infuriating in an hour every time you do something you have to listen to this annoying guitar tune it is just the same notes over and over and then every time

You want to Rally them up you have to press this button that plays this annoying flute sound okay guys so this part of the tutorial Minecraft is teaching how to play this very okay so I completed the tutorial and now wait for it wait for it another cut scene another cut scene

This game stinks a lot there are so many cut scenes literally you take a breath of air and there is a cut scene just wait finally the tutorial is over and I am let loose the first objective is to go to this Village because it’s under

Attack so I waste a bunch of time walking over to this Village and the world is just empty at best this is like a horse riding simulator it is boring going from Village to Village get over there quickly so I get to the village and boom cut scene I’m fighting and cut

Scene boom again another cut scene okay great after that cut scene my objective now is is wait for the fountain to get healed so I’m waiting and boom cut scene again so now my objective again Village defense oh the piglins they’re here oh again another cut scene what does this cut scene even

[Applause] show that was it that was the cut scene I look up at the fountain of youth and then the villagers Panic there was no point for that cut scene I put up this wall and the piglins just all Clump up against the wall this feels so wrong I

Defended The Village so I got to go to this chest and collect my rewards and boom Another cut scene they actually made a cut scene for the chest to open what what was the what was the point of that there was no point it’s just annoying now the next objective is to go

To a piglin Outpost and destroy the Outpost and I don’t know if you can see but I have 18 out of 20 little mobs following me around and helping me but I’m sure you can see there are not 18 on the screen that is the theme of the

Entire game your little Minions that help you they have minds of their own they do not follow you around to put things into comparison I’ve been playing Pikman 4 lately and I’ve been having a blast I know they’re completely different games but in Pikmin 4 you do control little Pikmin and they follow

You around holy cow playing Pikmin 4 and then playing Minecraft Legends is like the difference between playing drums with real wooden drumsticks and trying to play the drums with soggy wet noodles the whole essence of the game is go to The piglin Outpost direct your little golems and have them destroy the

Structures that is if directing them even works oh my goodness they do not want to follow your instructions here’s an example of the charge command in Pikmin 4 you press the button they go where you want them to charge it’s pretty straightforward now back to Minecraft Legends pany has commanded

That this violence be ended you can never stop me your wizard is under attack uh this is the wrong footage now back to Minecraft Legends I got 18 of these Golems here I’m going to use their charge ability so I command them to go there and take a look at how

Quickly they get decimated I don’t know what just happened they’re all gone that’s really how the game feels they die so quickly and they’re the only ones who can destroy the portal now I don’t know if you see what’s going on here but I’m am directing my Golems to destroy

This nether portal what are they doing they didn’t even go to the Nether Portal they did not even attempt it I don’t understand why moyang didn’t just copy Pikmin make it so that you could lock on to different structures and enemies and then just direct your mobs to go to that

But anyways when it does work you destroy a piglin Outpost and then guess what happens just just take a while guess cut scene baby it’s cut scene time delete this game and get a refund while you still can oh it’s a creeper he just kicked a Blaze Rod in the lava the world

Is waking to the war what does that even mean these cutcenes it’s like they’re AI generated they are so inconsequential and it’s just interrupting the gameplay experience even though there is no gameplay experience I’m destroying the piglin outposts it it is miserably slow I mean I’m just holding left click every

Time the Outpost spawns new piglins it makes this elephant scream sound that gets repetitive very very quickly this game is just a cacophony of random sounds the sound design and music also leads the emotional impact of every scene and every event in the game cacophonous yes that’s exactly what

I said you know You’ think Microsoft will give us a bigger budget but nope all I get is the Shelf a junk okay woo I destroyed the piglin Outpost what do you thinks going to happen just take a while guys boom cut scene baby how pointless

Do you think this cut scene’s going to be before watching this cut scene you must watch another cut scene okay all right I’ll watch the other cut scene it’s $5 to unlock this cut scene what oh no way I unlocked fast travel that is what I’m talking about fast travel

Baby oh and another cut cut scene okay this is great okay guys back from that cut scene finally going to start Play and there’s another and in this cut scene the piglins uh get the test rack from The Avengers movie they recreate the entire plot from the first Avengers

Movie this is crazy so now I have to spend an hour walking to the next piglin Outpost out Outpost oh yeah I made it to the piglin Outpost all that time of walking in if you get high enough the game just kind of breaks and it doesn’t

Know what to do so there’s that my minions they broke the nether portal I do not care the rest of the game is I have to destroy all the portals oh my goodness I can see why only 23 people have played this in the past 24 hours I

Am not wasting my time doing this just for laughs though I did want to see how easy it would be to break into one of the most difficult outposts I was able to sneak in surprisingly easily now if I tried just Waltzing into the enemy base

In a real game this is what would happen snuck into the enemy base completely undetected I was able to survive for a surprisingly long time the AI in this game they don’t do anything it’s like they don’t even know I’m here as long as you’re running around and

Holding left click there is no real challenge here it is just boring this is not a funny bad game it is just tedious moyang had a lot of success with their first spin-off Dungeons and I think they were just so scared of delivering anything less than that that they inadvertently created the most

Offensively boring and creatively Bland game I have ever experienced all of the annoying sound effects sandwiched in between constantly being interrupted by completely inconsequential cut scenes and the entire game as a whole feeling like one big tutorial makes Minecraft Legends legendarily bad at the end of

The day this game can be boiled down to holding left click to destroy nether portals and each time your drip fed a stupid story about piglins it says a lot when I could say with confidence that I had more fun playing the gollum game and that game sucks this is why lethal

Company outsold Call of Duty and po world has the highest High EST concurrent player count in the history of steam because people are tired of game companies capitalizing on microtransactions making way more money than they deserve and producing steaming piles of garbage they’re calling games these Golems helped us shape the

Overworld did they just say Gollum it all makes sense now Minecraft Legends is the gollum game I only know just how to be me

I tested the dead Minecraft game. It is hilariously bad.

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I forced myself to test the dead Minecraft game, Minecraft Legends. This Minecraft videogame was so bad, it was funny. It definitely was hilariously bad and it’s no surprise to see that this Minecraft game is dead, with close to 0 players online every day. Minecraft Legends is a dead game, and it’s one of the funniest worst games I’ve tested. Is the dead Minecraft Legends game really as funny and bad as everyone says it is? I tested it to find out just how hilariously bad it is, and to see if it really is a dead game.