How I Conquered The Lifesteal Void.

How I Conquered The Lifesteal Void.

I recently saved the life still smpp from the void kind of not really but how did I do that this is a story of betrayal murder war and traps for other people for me it was a story of goofy hinks but to figure out how we got from

Here to here we need to go all the way back to the start I had recently murdered eight people in Cold Blood with the use of this evil FNAF gun and was interested in raising that number but I haven’t been able to do it yet so I

Didn’t play just sort of napping through events until 1 month later when I logged on and saw this hello said witness protection stranger from the LIF S&P squid I need to warn you about this trap that just happened one of my friends told me they

Made a mystery box for me but when I went there they threw me into the void that’s so messed up oh hold on I got to go Prince Zam is funny me hey squid we’ve just made a mystery box for you now’s probably a good time to tell

You about the abyss cult hello everybody settle down class is now in session the abyss are a dangerous new group of murderers who have been chuing people into the void oh first miscreant is Prince Zam Prince Zam is one of the people I killed at the birthday party

But he got revenged by punching me into a spike pit making us even until now next is jumper who we also killed at the birthday party and okay I’m starting to see why the void guys might don’t like me that much she’s the reason why my business partner woo turned evil I think

Then we have mic loves killing me for no reason unless he does bacon waffles who I haven’t met yet oh hey bacon waffles so we have a special proposition for both of you we also need you guys badly okay listen did you know that we had 200

Gear squid yeah and they all got stolen I want you guys to um help us get information on the foundation your armor got stolen you tried to kill me so why should I care your deal is awful right as I hung up the antio team and the foundation started calling me oh my

Friends are there they’re offering me free armor I’ve got to join right wrong I join L still cuz I wanted to do fun things like getting married and role players FNAF not whatever this is so I literally just logged off and started streaming Papa’s Pizza r on

Tumblr you know what you know what I’m thinking about right now the single serving until I got a call from ashwag and unfortunately this is where the goofy High Jinks begin hello okay I need your help squ everyone was like woohoo let’s go let’s do an elyra thing let’s

All go and they all started flying away so I’m like ah let’s go and I put the elytra in my off hand and I put a fireworks and I jump off can you get the replay cods of where you are where you fall I don’t have I

Don’t have replay mod on ash you don’t have replay mod on no why would I have replay mod on so I had to flood the entire spawn area to catch him but there was just one problem it was in the middle of a war that dude they’re TNT it

They’re TNT it that same area yeah you going to land in t I’m like why isn’t it flying why isn’t it flying you want me to put a bunch of water around here yeah just everywhere Rainbow Dash yeah oh my God the there’s so much violence and I’m

Just watering SP this is so squid can you water a little bit more I I’ll log back on dude I’m in the middle of a war zone and you’re like can you water a little bit no you’re okay you’re good you picked the worst time for the water you see where I

Am look at this guy oh my God okay where am I where am I look at this idiot you are not above any water right now no okay s you see yeah I see I see okay oh my God that was so close I had

To shim me thank you oh what are they doing oh someone’s trying to like do something too go to ashwag we have time to like up this void hle and I like your vision what is my vision you like my what oh yeah we were totally yeah it was

Good good yeah so it turned out that spoke had completely misunderstood the situation and thought that we were flooding spawn to stop stop them from making more void holes and before we could clarify spook had pulled all of this water from the sky over the main void hole creating my new favorite

Landmark on life seal the aquarium look at how nice this is but unfortunately this beautiful aquarium that i’ accidentally pioneered ended up being a symbol of resistance against the void and I guess the abyss group saw that as a betrayal because as soon as I logged

On I was greeted with this what is this who did this how do I get out of this situ what the hell and when we all converged at spawn and saw that the aquarium had been spun Bob the foundation war broke out however okay so

They’re killing us W wo not one I’m AFK not one I’m AFK Oh my days but it was at that moment that a new player joined the voy team no player isn’t the right word a monster joined the boy team and started controlling my allies accounts defeating this player required years of

Starting and Decades of training and in life s’s Darkest Hour they needed a hero and luckily for them that hero was me because the player who joined the game was her squid help I don’t know what you’re talking about you’re the expert you’re the expert here squid what what are you talking

About Y what is it doing why are you screaming my name you’re scaring me we’re scared of the evil spirit how can I help you stop posting CCTV cameras of me it’s really weird aor evil spirit get out of here it’s possessed Leo oh my God

No Leo Herobine is griefing spawn oh no here’s that okay y Herobine is escaping Gold Blocks okay if the evil spirit told me to jump into the void I probably would I trust them evil spirit the vo that sounded like Leo work it it’s hitting me it’s hitting me it’s this is

Going to be a tougher battle than I thought oh goodness gracious we had a Moy Cobblestone this would work better but I have normal Cobblestone okay okay sure sure for the final step hey Ash final step we light oh shoot we sted him oh my God Timothy Shel is that you no

No no oh no what have you done what the conversion spell went wronging no no no no I am spoke no that’s that’s not you sp I can’t tell which is the real one you look exactly the same quick what’s my birthday which one do I shoot oh

January 16th January 16th you said it wrong no I right wait Ash why are you on the evil herin Shrine wait wait no we should have used mossy cobblestone we should have mossy cobblestone what is happening to no no is that the fake squido who is

This cop who is this I have more Reddit Karma than you it has more Reddit Karma than me what would squido do can you teach me to be the best squido ever squido would run away and scream really high pitch ow this is embarrassing for me Who whoo

Holy I nearly just said a swear word the evil spirit’s got moves so after I banished the evil spirit to the back flip Dimension we decided we needed to find a way to stop them making void holes once and for all and since they threatened me trapped me absorbed my

Aquarium and straight up just killed me I was very invested in putting a stop to them and so me and spoke began working on a little something called Pandora’s Box the plan was simple we create a huge obsidian box with spawn and fill it with

Withers so that if they ever try and dig down to make more void holes they’ll be killed by a million Withers so step one was creating the Wither Skull B which we also decided to make Pride theme since if we Nam the withers after good things like gay rights and markiplier well it

Would be really messed up if they tried to kill them like what is wrong with you you just destroyed gay right and multiplier this is the LGBT flag okay cool okay whatever God damn you think low I’m going to be like but the farm was Pride

Them I was fa through theor dilemma do I support the existence of gay people can we please just make the with form as and so I put a few blocks here a few blocks there stole my first life immediately lost it to a Wither met Gordon Ramsey Tommy Tommy yes chef that

Definitely was the best cookie I’ve ever had go would you look at that we are in business and so we summon aun with us they never make any void holes ever again and we all live happily ever after the end just kidding I have been waiting for spoke

For 4 6 hours and I have not slept I’ve offered to help spoke place the obsidian and it was only now 4 hours before the event that spoke decided we should test it and guess what he escap they can escape they can escape obsidian doesn’t

Trapped with us so he turned to me and said we need to think of a new plan squ and fast and left and now I’m in charge of the whole Foundation Revolution on my own why me why the idiot I just wanted to help Place obsidian spook’s

Requirements so that I needed to trap multiple not one multiple with us somewhere in the void hole and they don’t attack until we want them to and if that isn’t bad enough I mean now do the other Foundation members start voicing their concerns I don’t want to

Blow anything up says Planet Lord I want to blow everything up says woo so so what do I do they want me to make a contrap that storees a bunch of dud Withers that don’t blow anything up don’t kill anyone don’t do anything until we want them to surely Google

Knows how I can do this nope the solution hasn’t been invented yet what do I do with an hour and a half on the clock it’s ticking what do I do I invented you can drop a bunch of wers by using dispensers to remotely summon them

And drop them into the void and then placing an iron golem on some grass that they see it and fly up to attack it they don’t kill you they don’t blow anything up and they don’t do anything until you use this Advanced release mechanism it’s

DNT to blow up the glass how long do I have left zero minutes okay so I start actually building onl still but there’s just no time and one’s like join VC squid but it isn’t finished yet but everyone’s gearing up for this awesome war and spokes like oh

Kinge wait for real so I summon the withers but the releas mecanism isn’t ready so it’s not with a time bomb it’s a Wither SCP Containment unit with no way to let them out so the abyss guys come over and the foundation guys come over and they look at the W’s not being

Released and for one Blissful moment on the St it there is peace and they ask theyig out the weakness ever since the Wither spawned no one has died in the void hole oh true the war is a and for the first time in my life I don’t know what to say other than

Spoke spoke you told me the cre break obsidian okay and so gay rights and Marly drifted down into the void and died pathetically much like myself why did I have to die three times for a war I don’t care about I just wanted to get married and roleplay FNAF I’m only here

Because I wanted to catch ashwag but I realized there is a silver lining to this if this means that the abyss will no long longer kill me cuz they realize I’m not a threat I’m okay with that and if it means that the foundation will no

Longer ask me to work for them I’m okay with that because you know what this means all of this has been happening at like 2: a.m. for me cuz of time zones and I’ve not had a full night sleep in a fortnite and now that it’s all over I

Can finally go back to Sleep

The Lifesteal SMP is saved from the void because of me… Sort of. A little bit. Not really at all actually. But how did I achieve such an impressive feat!? Lifesteal is a server where if you kill somebody, you take one of their hearts, but recently people have been dropping us into the void, so our hearts are being completely destroyed. To put an end to their nefarious shenanigans, I teamed up with some other youtubers to teach them a lession, but erm well things didn’t quite go according to plan and I ended up doing a bunch of silly stuff instead.

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