【Stardew Valley】Farmer Cow and Community Center. Or fishing 😀
La A [Applause] N [Applause] [Applause] Oh A You know I love listening to that entire like violin intro song but let’s just get started with the stard Dew Valley dude all right so I don’t have it open right now because I did that on purpose let’s open it up how’s everyone doing though good morning good afternoon good
Evening welcome back to stard New Valley here’s the thing I need to do still though you I don’t I know you guys remember this image let me bring it up CU I have it somewhere I mean I literally have it somewhere it’s right literally right here um Big Image holy crap come back
Smaller guys remember that image right I’m I want to get the that one animated so that I can use that image for the um to go along with the intro music that’s what I want to do it’s going to going to take a while though to get to that
Point we’ll get there I’ll get there needs money money but it would look so good though wouldn’t it having Zoe licking her paw swishing her tail your Twitch maybe having me play the violin having her play the violin the wind hitting the both I I would love it so
Much I got to ask the artist though if he would be available to actually do the animation for this one it’d be a little late since he was he he would have had to done it like really early in um and by early in I mean on the same on the
Same time that I paid him for that specific commission he would have had the animated on the within the next month I’ll ask him about it though cuz I do have the disposable income to do it at least at least anyway we are back into stardew Valley we are opening up
Our Co-op we’re going to be hosting and family milk farm now I don’t know if the invite code is still the same um I’ll find that out in a second I guess real pause that is not the same code I can tell you right now that’s not the same
Code I don’t remember that being the same code but uh hold on I want to give this to a friend a specific friend here you go also Zak I’m going to send this to you as well if I can [ __ ] find your DM where the [ __ ] your DM there you
Are yeah no look the code is different it’s just different by by a bit actually and landlord landlord why are you not in are you in Discord wait are you actually in the Discord or am I just blind I could have sworn you were in the
Discord or maybe you are in the Discord and you forgot to uh what do you call it you forgot to do the thing where uh accept the rules that’s what I mean anyway the reason I’m sending you guys the code specifically is because you were zy was the first one llord was the
Second but third person I feel like needs this game more than needs a comfy game she needs a comfy game and I want to provide the comfy game but I know exactly what I want to do with regards to like I was thinking about this at work even though work
Today was a bit hectic um I wanted to um try and fill out the museum as my goal I never managed to fill a museum up in a regular playthrough there just a lot of [ __ ] to fill up there but I want to do that so that’s a goal and not only
That but there’s also a bloody lot of like um what do you call it achievements that I have yet to grab so many achievements oh God yeah a complete collection complete the museum collection I don’t have it I’m in all right Toast Man here you go Toast
Man rain again tomorrow I thought it was rain today oh wow we have double rain he Zoe all right we’re good to go then what do we got here Robin here I know there’s a lot of stones scattered around your farm if you have a surplus you might consider having me build a well for you Wells can be placed all over your farm and serve
As a convenient place to refill your watering can just swing by my shop with 75 stones and 1,000 G when you’re ready for it no missing I lost my favorite axe if you find it please return ASAP I’m having a tough time without it there’s 250g in
Forever finds the thing isn’t it all the way in the forest don’t buy it nobody buys we got four corners we have a uh we have a well- at home and every corner we’re good for that but I sure as how I’m going to go
And pick up that damn axe cuz I remember that axe isn’t it by the um by the I don’t remember the damn names of it it’s not the parsnip it’s that other plant that’s down there south of uh where you get the free plant the free plant anyway enough about that
How’s everyone doing today wasn’t a bloody awful day it’s just an awful awful day and I’ll talk like mentally awful day like oh man it’s been a it’s been a day you found the Lost axe better return to Rob him it was hectic at work just just so
Hectic at work man like holy but Jesus I never thought that work could be so behind despite me being ahead how does that work I don’t know I want to buy a cow but yeah it is what it is it was a little bit of a hectic day but we got through it
Aside from some other unfortunate side effects what the heck is this oh someone is confused because I I took pictures of Snapchat my computer whenever I’m pressing AWD key won’t let me type or move so wait you’re stuck right now I might landlord you should probably restart your computer if that’s
Happening cuz restarting usually fixes a lot of those like some of those dumb bugs that happen now do you have sticky keys enabled always blame sticky keys hey you found my axe what a relief I almost chopped my toe off with the other one I was using thank you how do
You do that woman how do you accidentally almost chop off your toe I did cool then let me know if it works again because I know my wkey was acting up in the mines we go should have brought my hoe but I completely forgot I forgot to check the luck I should have
Checked oh give me give me give me give me give me crab I got crab the secret Krabby Patty you [ __ ] bet is the secret Krabby Patty oh what do you guys think about FUNimation uh selling off to freaking crunchy roll and literally saying you guys don’t own anything anymore it’s like what are you serious you’re literally going to kill off people’s like like everything they actually
Bought like how dumb is that how dumb is that for you to do something like [Applause] that all I can tell you is the corporate overlords are greedy and don’t want you to own your content they say that too [Applause] bad actually I really hate that like you bought something online right you should have like even if it’s a digital copy you should still own that digital
Copy but big corpo is like no you don’t own that God damn you Bastard I just think it’s dumb like it’s a dumb entire concept honestly all it’s going to do is encourage py that’s all it’s going to do congratulations you played yourself now you’re just want it you’re going to let people say the high seas all because you
Won’t let them have their uh won’t let them keep their [ __ ] like I I’ve grown up with piracy I know piracy we we we grew up with uh oh my God we grew up with the stupid Kaza we grew up with lime wire now it’s you torn it’s like AB dudes you have made a severe mistake if you think people are
Not going to go and pirate anything it’s so much more convenient I’m not encouraging it that you should pirate but I’m just saying it’s way more convenient than people Think landlord made it can you move are you able to move the [ __ ] do I want sa for but no seriously there’s there is no good like there is no positive about people losing access to the digital content they played for like if that happened with steam I
Feel like there’d be a lawsuit somewhere like almost instantly break everything I want that hardwood n dude what do I toss in this situation the Slime I know slime is super useful but I’m tossing it [Applause] anyway we made it to floor 30 let’s go get out of here zombie nobody likes you
I can’t see [ __ ] in this [ __ ] floor get me out of this floor hey now we can see all right question for everybody you can leave this if you’re here at the moment feel free to say it what is the one thing that you will admit to have
Pirated I haven’t pired anything you sir are very uh very pure oh I want the mushroom though oh uh uh by Stone mushroom mushroom mushroom for me with pirating it was music from way back then because way way the hell back then um there is really no good way to
Get music from YouTube cuz something like something as simple as like YouTube video downloader didn’t exist so if you wanted a song and you wanted to put it on like you know an iPod or something called God an iPod not even an iPod MP3 player or something but no definitely an iPod you
Needed to get the MP3 file and the only way you’re going to get the MP3 file is if you actually own the song right or alternatively someone was kind enough to upload it to Kaza or lime wire back then and you would just get it like
That now I’ve just not been just not to be baring fast enough I guess just haven’t uh haven’t existed back then yeah no for me it was it all existed all the good pirating I mean the piring itself is not good but let’s face it what was I going
To do I wanted music so I about the music eat the mushroom ooh wait a minute that’s not the mushroom you want to eat eat the parsnip seriously where is my exit from this damn floor you’re starting to feel exhausted I get it C I know eat the
Paret I want the thing but I don’t want to see this is why I wish I had more backspace right now that second backspace that second row backspace were real nice right about now hey we made it to floor 35 and it’s only 9:30 which means we should
Leave yeah the music I ended up pirating ended up being like Lincoln Park Blink 182 uh Tommy heavly 6 which was the only time I ever seem to like K-pop um there is also RM what else was there there’s another one but I don’t remember the damn name
Of the the band um I also downloaded a bunch of game music as well back then before it was was ever uploaded to YouTube Zoe of all the spots to pick to lay down why there silly cat I knew something was off there put those in there that in there that in
There and that in there and the crab actually sell the crab and uh yeah I’m good I’m good yum yum yum why is Zoe sleeping on the floor my cat has actually never slept on the floor if I’m sleeping on my bed she if I’m sleeping on my bed and she doesn’t
Sleep on top of me she’ll just sleep on top of like my chair which has been new she sleep inside her carrier or she sleep on her bed that’s on the desk that you guys see right there on the the cat camera I think the only other spot that
She would sleep in that’s a little bit weird would be on the couch arm in the living room still cute but still weird don’t get don’t be late you two don’t fall asleep oh God you guys it’s 1:00 a.m. you’re G to be late it’s 1
A.m. my God my voice is not prepared to sing it’s one can they make it I don’t think so landlord made it never they made it I don’t know where you guys you know what maybe I should have you guys join the voice chat just so I can see your points of
View so that I can have something extra how unfortunately my layout will not be friendly for that kind of thing level two combat you could craft a life Elixir I have never made that stairs Lovely I was fishing ah see this is why I still wish we installed the mod let let us um pause the time if someone was fishing I feel like that’s appropriate to F pause the time when Fishing the spirits are neutral today damn it it’s going to be clear and sunny tomorrow perfect weather for the egg Festival wait the egg egg festivals tomorrow dear faly tomorrow we’re holding the egg Festival in the Town Square you should arriv it between 9:00 a.m. and 2: p.m. if you’d like to attend
What don’t miss the you wouldn’t want to miss the annual egg hunt how would this work with three players I’ve only ever had one other player with us before when I was in the uh in uh Whatchamacallit um thing tomorrow is the day I will buy a lot of seeds and
We’ll be rich I walked 10,000 Paces let’s go wait what about what if you say about VC I was suggesting that you guys should share your screen in voice chat so that I can see your point of view and put it on um put it on the stream however my
Layout might not be good for that I would have to cover up the left side the bottom left side of the screen in order to maybe make it work maybe oh man this is a good I don’t want to give that to dude’s name I forgot making our way back down into the
Mines okay I’m just not old enough to talk but I’m okay with screen share oh yeah no no I wouldn’t expect you guys to talk that would be that’d be too much I feel maybe yeah I feel like that’ be too much yeah know the only reason I’m
Suggesting is cuz I’m like oh you know that’s a pretty good idea to be would to see the screen but yeah we don’t have to do that right now maybe for next time then uh we can set that up but then I would have to set that up
Real time right now and I haven’t set anything up yet so many zombies man get out of here zombies nobody likes you well actually we love zombies we love Oli so she’s a zombie it counts Ollie where are you come watch My Stream come say
Hi Ollie if you’re here will you go out with me would you ever ask Ali out on a date the answer to that question is why the hell wouldn’t you too shy to talk on stream man I can’t I can’t Oli and Shai doesn’t make sense unless she’s with
Like I don’t know what to call this now the only time I ever saw her shy was when she had that collab with salm that’s like the only time and then she got embarrassed because senen was listening the entire time while Oli was gushing about
Her if that isn’t Peak like gay I don’t know what isn’t talking about me by the way oh yeah no zy you could feel free to talk all you like the chances are if we’re in the voice chat I would probably mute the uh mute the voice
Chat oh no oh the mobs are popping up they’re pissed at least I’m getting a lot of drops I can’t complain there’s so many dudes I want all this loot though I can’t help it like all these bat things are great cuz I forget what we need bat wings
For however this floor [ __ ] sucks I can’t see [ __ ] when do we get a glow ring I want a glow ring give me a glow ring game can we sleep so zy can get the seeds we can get no because we got to be progress well actually we don’t need to
Progress [ __ ] I’m just progressing inside the mines because I want to it’s going to be a while before zy is going to be rich though to be fair I really don’t want this slingshot I don’t see the point of having the slingshot I’m just going to
Throw it on the flo real quick and I’m going to eat this leak delicious I’ve never been able to use the slingshot properly like ever oh yes here we go oh boy and we’re getting eight Crystal fruit I should probably save that for when we make a seed but I want the coal
Dude D to be fair I will be the last one to get the backpack hey you do what you want to do we got Iron holy crap you guys are tanky I should probably make my way to the museum I think that’d be a good idea bam we go now I can go to the museum at least try to make my way to the museum it’s going to close pretty
Soon please don’t close on me I know you close at 4:30 but just keep your doors open a little bit longer preferably please I want to donate this crap I’m not going to make it because I’m I made a red turn no got to wait till tomorrow found the milk farms earn
15,000 tree can you believe it wait does it close at 4:30 or 5:30 I don’t think it [ __ ] matters not going to make it that’s not the right way oh that’s depressing it technically wasn’t the right way but it’s not the right way no oh yay oh it’s a cut scene
Too ah this man is sad abysmal not a single piece in the entire collection I don’t think I can do a cowboy voice I’m going to be honest with you or even like a scholar voice what’s this you found something let me see It Remarkable it’s very old of the obvious love to study this in Greater detail but it is yours H I got a favor to ask you you consider doning any new artifacts and minerals that you find could make a grand breaking Discovery together oh and who knows if keep doning I might come
Across some interesting items to send your way yeah no I can’t do Cowboy Place think about it will you if you decide to donate just bring the objects at the front Desk donate to the museum a courts a thing and there you go all they could donate you can sit on that since when why is that a thing since when what when when did they add sitting under the gam damn game hello I didn’t even know you
Could you already got an Arium fish what the hell level is your fishing how how would you get an aridium fish already landlord over here trying to slice me but there’s no PVP in this place only level three excuse me that’s [ __ ] up man that’s not supposed to be
Possible the first time I got this no kidding I didn’t even think it was possible to get an aridium fish below level five by the way I picked up a crystal fruit already isn’t that one of the community center things actually I could just check no it’s not okay fair
Enough llord why you trying to hurt me man oh l want to do is see my world burn burn and burn and burn B already [ __ ] okay uh I didn’t see you last time because I thought it would be fun I need to make another chest that’s
What I need to do you know what I’m going to do I’m going to go slice a couple trees down wow by the way whose corner house is this I could have sworn someone already claimed this one Z donated sardine to the bundle [ __ ] I could have done that already
Damn what I get for not paying attention damn I even had a clam and an oyster next thing you’re going to do is tell me that I could have donated a goddamn crab you could have I bet some reason I bet it was an option and I didn’t do it
Because you know why I didn’t do it I cuz I forgot about the community Center again keep forgetting about the community center pretty easily it’s zo long time no see why did this happen no no my loot there we go my loot why’ you do it stop it I wonder if there’s actually
Something um that expands on the community center You know what I mean like it adds more stuff yes Zoe I know you keep blocking everything zo zo Zoe Zoe every time I poke her head she has to bite me poke poke poke poke ow ow stop it ow so I’m wearing a long sleeve shirt
Right now right it’s very nice and warm but but she loves to bite this shirt level two axe one axe proficiency survival Burger in the morning I’m taking your windows what do you mean you’re taking my windows I don’t even have Windows you looking at
Zo can you put my house more close to the right yeah I can move it might be a bit hard because today’s the egg Festival But hi me sell hats okay poke come to old house old old old house poke Bing coin hat Mouse dear FAL you been P the country life going for you it’s been love it’s been lonely here without you but I’m proud of what you’re doing love Dad PS found an envelope with some money Grandpa left for you buy her golden closed cool do you have any plants I’m supposed
To water I have not been paying attention to that I’m sorry Sorry I will help you water then bam bam B on everything oh God Can you not take my TV please I need that TV landlord stop stealing my [ __ ] I’m going to kick you out I can do that I have the power I don’t want have to go Rey my [ __ ] from Robin the egg Festival has begun we should go there right now can water this anytime doesn’t matter though it’s fun it’s an egg Festival landlord you’re a menace you’re just a menace that’s what you Are you know he would make a great uh enemy in mental Omega you’d probably be joining the Epsilon Army all day be like watch the world burn I’m already [ __ ] exhausted Jesus [ __ ] All right go to the eggs Festival let’s go don’t make us miss it eggy fast eggy eggy eggy fast EG Festival woo our hands have been working overtime to prepare for this Festival they deserve the best tonight bowls full of sweet yellow corn no one really talks to me I just
Come for the double eggs is there any more food I put something nice into the punch sh that’s just between me and you kid whatever you say 126 damn dude spring is also a busy time of the year so it’s nice to have a day off to catch up with
Friends ab’s always loved the egg hunt ever since she was a tiny girl sometimes a hot an egg too well no one finds it well until summer rolls around then the hot air starts to bring out the rotten smell even with my bad leg I never miss a Town
Festival eggs definitely have a place in a well balanced diet oops I should take off my doctor’s hat for the time Being three players against each other yeah well that’s what I’m saying with two players you can beat Abigail with both but with three I don’t know man Vincent loves this Festival it’s a joy to see him so happy been up since Dawn coloring eggs it’s always my favorite part of the
Season this fruit punch is unusually good what did you put in the fruit punch Pam take a breaks from work can make you more productive in the long Run what’s everyone so happy about H eggs why eggs this Festival has been a l long tradition for as long as I can remember tradition connects us with the both the past and the future it’s comforting is it though this Festival is all right but what I’m really looking forward to is
The flower Dance I’m not looking forward to the flower dance why did you take my stuff llord out of curiosity I try to eat lose three eggs every day I need a protein for my legs this guy is working permanent over time with his legs
We used to do a rotten egg toss mayor Lou was put an end to that pretty quick searching for eggs is like going on a treasure hunt sniff G my do allergies dude Sam you’re [ __ ] relatable right now I hope I can find some eggs before
Vincent takes them all when does an egg hunt start I’m so excited sure then I’ve been looking forward to this festival for weeks I always look forward to these gatherings it makes the valley feel like a real community there’s a lot of people to talk to and
Then there’s him and all our money’s Gone we didn’t have enough money to even buy a plush bunny dude hope everyone’s enjoying the food I’ve been cooking for days to get everything ready fried eggs bored eggs Poached Eggs devil eggs scrambled eggs chocolate eggs you name It egg what a strange thing thing to eat what do you mean what a strange thing you think that’s weird to eat Bro welcome to the egg Festival compliments of my wonderful brood of hens think everyone’s ready for the egg hun you guys ready of course you’re Ready it’s time for the highlight of today’s festivities the annual spring egg hunt calm down now kiddos you’re going to need all your energy to hope to find the most eggs and take home the exclusive prize now is everyone ready let the egg hunt begin
[ __ ] where are where do you find a bunch of eggs I found one Two that is a very sneaky spot for an egg if that actually is an egg that is an egg Y’ how are you guys not spotting these eggs i’ I’ve run by so many spots Already okay how many eggs did you guys get I got 10 wow look at all those eggs now if only I could get you kids to pick up litter this efficiently uh we’d have the cleanest town to this side of the gem sea chuckle and now the winner of this year’s egg
Hunt dony boo let’s go here’s your prize of Joy well that’s it for this year’s egg Festival thanks for coming everyone yo I got 10 eggs how many did you guys get I never go down the South path to pick up those eggs but there are so many
Nice eggs to pick up it was fantastic now the crop this is about the time I wish I had um had a torch for you but I don’t have a torch come on zy you can do it zy you got this zy well I mean you are the one planting
All the seeds we will have to did you did you do the math before you did uh the planting oh wow that was already 127 damn you really jacked me you [ __ ] I have I have I am very tempted to kick you off the server for
That no but I know more or less how much I had to do fair enough you better put my ship back when at the end of the day [ __ ] over here stealing my God God damnn like deliciousness I got a ping somewhere oh shiori shiori is doing an unarchived
Karaoke stream with oh my God that’s some nice art girl failure rapper Arc oh God shiori why yeah let’s go shiori’s the girl failure but is she really I don’t think so we accomplished nothing technically what we accomplished was we got strawberry seeds you guys like strawberries though I love
Strawberries chocolate strawberries is on top of oh dude chocolate strawberries delicious don’t worry every money is now for upgrades hey however you want to do it man what the [ __ ] I forgot my coal doing you better bloody return everything because I’m pretty much living on nothing Gunter wants this and is there
Anything else that Gunter wants uh no but I do have geod and M geod if I want to do anything with those right now yeah know we can’t even do anything cuz we don’t have enough money for that put that in there and we’re good I’m up to 12 12 copper man 12
Copper it’s time to go back into the [ __ ] mines also I didn’t realize it was raining today I’m literally getting pelted with rain we don’t have to water a damn thing zy is getting really lucky with spring like he’s been doing all the farming and it’s like don’t worry fam I
Got you every and like three days so far no three of the days on this stream have been rain I don’t remember what the other days were if there was rain is it the second day we have rain what am I doing I’m going the wrong way that’s what I’m
Doing I meant to go to the museum first the museum my dude I I need the TV to know what the luck is and the weather and you stole it for me yes sure zy is checking it but doesn’t mean I can’t check it all
I doesn’t mean I don’t not want to check it ah this guy [ __ ] lamb a lost book I don’t remember what the Lost book is going to go I’m going to go inside I just wanted a quiet moment all right dude do you prefer to
Give back to TV or actually be kicked he he doesn’t realize that I’m serious I have the commands to kick Earth crystal bam bam bam I don’t know what what’s the wait is is penny a bachelor rats she is a bachelor red what is Penny’s like what’s the verdict on Penny Penny
Sucks what about Leia I was thinking Penny or Leia because I’ve already married Abigail and Maru before despite his Criminal Mind the tribe is behaving well his reward as the canoe he can now sit in the canoe for an hour huh Frankie what the [ __ ] I amwe you managed to make this loading
Symbol very load what are you talking about level 45 bam there everything is back good we want comfy game we don’t want stress game what we want no stress I so hi Frankie how you doing you like stard do Valley and if you don’t like stardew
Valley why do you like Harvest Moon and Animal Crossing I mean they’re essentially the same thing right Harvest Moon has way more focused on the relationship side of things but it’s still a farming game at the end of the day and I don’t actually I don’t even know what the what do you do in um Animal Crossing cuz I actually don’t
Know what the end goal of Animal Crossing is make an island make it look pretty are you trying to do capitalism is that what that is about capitalism I love cauliflower as a plant that you could uh grow because you get so much energy back from
It at least that’s how I feel about it you you see plants as energy I see plants as money we are not the same yeah but I like to I like to go out and explore a lot so I’m not skull Cavern like good but I do like Exploring actually that’s the thing too if it’s like Minecraft I actually stick around in the base well everyone else does the exploration but if it’s like stard to Valley I don’t know what it is I just like exploring this game more than I like anything
Else I like to eat foraging I like get foraging items and I eat most of them yeah but I haven’t found the the the super awesome mushroom floor yet I find the mushroom floor then I’m man I’m I’m good dude this thing’s got so much HP
Why do you have so much HP you goddamn slime My pickaxe sucks for this floor three hits per rock is so lame o o three hardwood nice I have five hardwood now what can I do with that hardwood I wonder we’re currently on floor 4 well I’m currently on floor 47 ooh refined quartz wow not expecting to pick up
Refined ports right now I mean I know it’s easy to make that but it’s still unexpected to pick that Up you’re around 60 to 80 unlocked it’ll yeah that’ll that’ll take a while given my current speed at clearing these floors not exactly the fastest so far I did Skip down to 49 now so there’s that’s there’s that is that a baked potato that better be a [ __ ] baked pot
Potato it’s a coffee bean that’s all right I guess coffee beans are pretty good too But oh boy stop it you bastards fine I’ll leave [ __ ] Tundra boots I don’t know if those are actually better than what I have now they are better by one defense let’s go do I dare try to even like proceed forward 450 I may as well try it’s not
Going to go well without a better weapon at this point but I haven’t picked up a better weapon You guys are freaking bastards these fuzzy balls remind me of the damn Mario Paper Mario enemy um the fuzzies the only difference is these guys don’t take your HP I mean they do but they the way they take HP is not fair Frozen Tear these balls are good to get coal and a rare seed kill them all Kill Them All T little single one survive what about the ghosts that also love getting bounced around by one hit [ __ ] ghost don’t you give like Sun Essence or something oh God forget he’s Gone avoid them Danger danger danger [ __ ] Danger Oh buddy I don’t like these ones that have the the evil red eyes they hurt they hurt so bad it’s all pain that’s all it is it’s all pain 11 damage [ __ ] off there we go there’s the entrance now we just need to find one more [ __ ] entrance I’m going to pass that at this
Rate down Retreat Retreat we’re not going to make it ah [ __ ] man I have so much energy too 1 a.m. insert the Z of the maor’s Mask The Clock Tower is falling uh theme at this point oh [ __ ] him I made it will zy make it he’s got like two
Ines he actually made it it even ticked to two unbelievable I feel like you shouldn’t have been able to make that you’re like super close to just not hey we made some money that was super super close too bad if you don’t if you pass that in your house it doesn’t count as
Uh making it to sleep I’m never going to do that again you know there was someone who was going to join me into this little this little playthrough welome to living off the land we’re back again with another tip BR now listen up it’s salmon Berry season all across the countryside bushes
Are teaming with Juicy little berries and their free for the Tak in harvesting is a great way to earn some extra cash me very happy today let’s go beautiful sunny day tomorrow God damn It I know you’re getting started as a gardener so I wanted to give you a little tip most crops only grow in one season when summer arrives your spring spring crops will all die out so plan ahead granny evern I will not plan ahead because zy is doing that better than me
Have five hardwood man like I don’t know what to do with That all right time to help zy water his plants cuz there’s a lot of them a [ __ ] ton of strawberries also zy where do you want me to move your house to Too to there we’re going to have to wait because of all the crops in the Way don’t want to destroy your precious strawberries I sure is help one to want to destroy some precious strawberries at least b B Hey falcon can I miss with your room if I don’t steal stuff you can mess around with anything you like just leave the bed where it Is I will be heading to the mine again I’m just going to go visit Gunter first cuz I want to drop off a whole bunch of stuff oh we got berries Beres You should definitely take the time to pick up all the berries for the record delicious delicious ber M and her berries salmon berries don’t eat the D also that’s like the one thing I want to get my hands on maxed out foraging that shit’s so hard to max out though
It’s not it’s not friendly to try and Max it out Level 9 it’s fine but level 10 is really painful don’t even remind me dude it’s a lot of coliflower Seeds oh we got to build trash trash trash I got some bread from the trash This is why you always dig in the trash my head hey farmer hey Sam Actually hey now here’s a question Zak did you ever try um uh marrying any of the uh Bachelors instead of the bachelorettes by the way I put the iron in your chest cool oh hey taking a break
From work yeah trees look nice today don’t they oh why did you become a farmer I wanted to escape my old life that’s a pretty much the reason I came here to I wish Abby wouldn’t spend so much time in her room look let her do what she Wants I am not going to make it into the mines at the rate I’m going it might not be a min’s day then it might just be go collect salmonberry day I make a scarecrow again wood coal fiber wood fiber Coal what am I doing this is such a dumb spot to put it put it next to the water that makes way more sense preferably not super close to the water otherwise you might lose your crop this water is mean all this I can I can plant it Salmon Berry down down who else is playing this game uh among all the vtubers I know a lot of nii Sanji members are playing this at some point but I have more or less stopped watching nii Sanji was it Callie who was playing stard do Valley I think it was CI right
I mean it’s a it’s a it’s a fun little comy game can’t really blame it for that hey guys the straw Hat’s available for 1,000 gold as well as the good old cap in case you wondering berry berry spring onion so many spring onions oh my god there
Beres and more berries come back here Berry I need you and more berries and more berries and more berries and Moss how do you say berries and Portuguese Brazilian swear to God if berries is just pronounced berries that’s going to be so dumb there’s not a literal translate
Really it can’t be as ridiculous as peanut butter at least in Spanish in Spanish peanut butter is M I’m like I beg your [ __ ] pardon do you have something like that where the word is just too stupidly long to make any sense in Spanish Barry is said
Like small fruits oh so just fruit that then pretty much 300 pieces of wood this could be fixed I’ll think about it straw beer is called Mot wrong what what strawberry in Spanish oh what the heck oh it’s the cut scene with um I forgot this guy’s name but he’s digging in the
Trash sounds like those raccoons are back again FY varmints ah you turned up a the right moment Miss could you do an old man of favor could you go around the corner and scare off those raccoon for me they’ve been causing a real mess thanks make
Sure you give them a good scare so they never come back that’s not how it works though poor guy lionist that’s who it was it was me I’m sorry find a lot of hot fresh food in these can and stuff that will go to waste if I don’t take
It you think there’s something wrong with what I’m Doing my God what a [ __ ] answer no but you should get a job and stop leeching off others no especially coming from me who’s already helped out several people uh and bought them food now it’s just a shame that food goes to waste thanks faly be I knew you were an
Openminded person feel good about what I’m doing not harming anyone my dude I would buy you food no questions asked you can go on home I promise I won’t rumage and George’s can anymore you can tell them you scared off the raccoons for good yeah no I I feel bad for people who
Are like who have to Rummage in the trash to get food I don’t know if lonus his situation I feel like he’s always okay ah see this Gus good old man Gus wait I know what you were doing lonus you need food just ask I don’t
Want anyone in Pelican town to go hungry see this guy’s a bro here I’ve got a basket of zucchini fritters for you just make sure you dip them in my spicy marinara go on take it ah this one hits more closer to home because I actually do help uh I do actually
Um like if a homeless person or somebody asked me to pick up them up some food well at a like at a restaurant or something I have no issues with it I will get them something to eat because I feel like everyone needs to eat try doing anything when you’re
Hungry and not just hungry like starving hungry you can’t focus doesn’t matter you can’t really like function properly like it’s the same thing with losing a bunch of sleep you can’t function when you lose a ton of sleep llord what are you what what are you do
With what are you trying to do here I know the fireplace was on the left and now it’s like in the middle the TV is now all the way in the corner and I can’t even reach it the plants are in the way I didn’t even know I had a third
Plant blocking your TV you [ __ ] you [ __ ] there’s a ping in one of the servers That did not sell as much as I thought it would but I mean I got them for free so what am I complaining about I picked those up without even any care in the world a my cat’s so cute when she’s sleeping like a little look at her she looks like a Simon Roll I see see a glimmer within my scrying orb Spirits feel neutral today lame it’s going to be beautiful sunny day tomorrow lame the game knows that I want to pop out on the side so it doesn’t let me dear neighbor I hope you’re feeling
Settled in your new home I’m W to let you know that Pier store is now selling fertilizers why don’t you swing on by so you can afford a few dozen boxes or so what what was the best fertilizer the one the best fertilizer was when you had
The uh the greenhouse right that way you could um what do you call it that way you could Uh something that way you could Something [Applause] Speed aggro or the quality one I think it was the quality one I was thinking About yeah if you have the greenhouse it becomes a godsend if you don’t have the greenhouse it becomes a waste why do I have so little energy what the oh wait do you get punish for not going to bed before 12 could have sworn I had more full energy than this unless sitting takes energy in which case the [ __ ] Game isn’t a waste but it’s too much more of a job to on small profit what what the hell did we put in the [ __ ] Greenhouse the first time around uh I want to say that we did coffee and ancient fruit I think that’s what we did inside the
Greenhouse I might be completely mistaken about that it might have been hops just like to have a permanent source of like energy cuz hops are incredible I can’t wait till we can do hops cuz I’m I’m getting hopped dude instantly replace all of my [ __ ] like everything that I would use for
Energy just live on Hops yeah it’s been a very long time so I I do not remember what we did I I want to say it was ancient fruit inside of U The Brew thing but I don’t remember I haven’t encountered any crows yet says the Scarecrow great I’m exhausted cool
Which is why I’m eating all the food who likes bread doesn’t matter I’m eating it anyway jomp back to the [ __ ] mines seriously where is Nei Nei was the one who wanted to join in as the third player which is why I haven’t been giving it out the code yet and I want
Her to be here because she needs to be here she said she wanted to join and I’m like okay yeah I got I we have space for one more um so yeah come join Nami where are you Girl oh he’s not here what the [ __ ] did lus Go there you are lonus here have a thing this is a great gift thank you you’re [Applause] Welcome all right time for these hard Floors ghost ow there’s no way you needed quartz for the [ __ ] bundle you already had a solar Ence you [ __ ] have two wow such lucky drops oh I got a solar Essence let’s go uh-oh this dude’s got red face he’s going to be pissed oh I got a winter route not
Expected to pick up one of those that one of the bundle items I’m pretty sure that’s a bundle item I’ve done no such thing as murder except that Big D I don’t want to kill this dumb slime though they’re so annoying to Kill it’s because we have neutral luck which is why it’s so annoying to try and find uh the the the thing I like how you were killing an invisible slime I didn’t even see a slime there we had already killed it by that point the Brazilian lag strikes again I still loading the floor oh no zy don’t get lost zy come back maybe the game she went down an invalid like ladder or something did that make any sense Though llord you’re addicted to murder lately have you have you been playing Elden ring or something lately dude I don’t know why but the mines are the most laggy place ever I swear it’s because of the distance you are from me and I don’t know why it’s so bad for you
Like like when we played mental Omega together there was nowhere near that amount of lag with us and yeah mental Omega has its own like purpose for delay right but it was never that bad also if you kill the monsters it’s easy to find the ladder on rocks no it’s
Really based on the luck there’s no other Rhyme or Reason to it man you found that entrance fast god damn that sword is not better than what I have technically but it’s pretty good in its own right uh I will to away this time oh it was already there
Nice for experience it’s more likely to find yeah I’m going to go stab things with this dagger and’s see if it actually does anything I don’t think it will but I could be pleasantly surprised pleasantly surprised that’s what I mean not pleasantly surprised pleasantly surprised I guess if you want to use a
Dagger Z there’s we made it to 60 I don’t think we’ll make it to 61 Though No I can’t use a dagger with this lag Damn I like the hammer more or Club I like the club More I’m trying to leave but I’m still loading the floor to get out Z you think you’re going to be a even to make it to uh back to the home see this is what I mean this this is why I want to introduce that mod for the
Pausing now I have even more of an excuse to get that mod for Everybody and surprisingly it’s not on my side I’ve only dropped 88 frames so far in this stream knock on Wood is it only the mines I wonder why then oh my God we have not found a single [ __ ] entrance to get out how’s that possible really right there nope I’m not doing this one I’m out that floor can [ __ ] off nope I’ve only down the seven energy
Anyway I will leave the mines for you guys sounds good I will get us down to 400 eventually or whatever the [ __ ] of the max war was on the regular mines was it 120 or 100 I swear it was 100 yes give me all the food because
Right now I’m relying on salmon berries at this point llord was knocked unconscious oh no llord man are you good llord landlord are you okay oh my God the rearranging I feel like I’m I’m always looking at a different why do I have a second fireplace
Now you lost your sword you can have mine I don’t want to use it no I’m not going to I’m not going to go to the mine so I don’t need Fair well like I said I don’t want to use the dagger I already see my TV Dude I see it
Behind the first fireplace you can see the gray come on I won the egg hunt you think you’re going to be able to hide a TV for me sorry I didn’t mean they hit the microphone I just wanted water level three combat plus 5 HP and rth platter level three mining Miner Street
You know I’ve never made Miner streets that much nice fi has a good point about the egg hunt here’s the Dagger by the way you can have it oh the queen of sauce I missed the first queen of sauce I know that for a fact this week’s dish KLA give
Me the spirits say they’re M okay no bad idea to go to the mines today I Mean falky the food what about the Food no the the that we have bad luck right right now so it’s not a good idea to go to the Mines they’re mildly perturbed so that tells me nope no mines today guess I’ll fish what I can fish in on 460 doy I’ve been Watering your crop oh my God I forgot my my nine cauliflower thank you lamb I completely forgot about those damn things and I planted them
I will help myself to them tomorrow probably because tonight is not a good night for the or today is not a good time for the [Applause] Mines see I don’t know what you plan to steal though that’s the problem everything in there is like you need money to use it Arm Money That lazy cat down there I I don’t I’ve never seen Zoe lay that down like that before for the record that would be a very interesting position for her to lay down in though all right going to the mines but to fish that’s what I’m going to do
Want to see what fish I get from that 460 hi Zoe I need to clean your eyes Zoe oh that’s that’s oh that’s Hard what is this why is it so up there oh sorry didn’t mean there there you Go I just realized you guys can see me cleaning her eye or Zoe’s eye on the camera like the like well I mean you guys know I take care of my cat like crazy Su lonus you want to Barry this is a great gift thank you man L is like the only dude I have a whole lot of like actually strange lus is has no Hearts the only one who has Hearts right now is Robin she only has she has one heart with Me we’re going to go fishing in the mine I don’t actually know what fish you get here in the mines to be completely honest with you or even if I can even M or fish or anything in the mines effectively I’ve got the fisherman achievement for some [ __ ]
Reason yeah I picked up some white algae I don’t know why that gave me the fisherman achievement though perfect ghostfish oh oh my God so by the way offline I can get up to 20 floors in one day on a lucky day yeah on a lucky day
Though it’s like every other Rock gives you a goddamn uh floor down I I don’t bother trying to explore on bad days it’s not a good idea for me I just avoid it oh [ __ ] me dude why why what was that fish guy was going at Sonic
Speed anyway what I was about to say was um I was thinking about Sword Art Online um last night oh my God this fish again Jesus [ __ ] Christ that’s a largemouth bass [ __ ] but yeah the stuff I was thinking about with sword art online was one of the
Topics I remember talking about a while back about the SEO game I want to make um it would essentially you would still have the historical route that would follow K to story right and he would have plot armor in that game because of course if if you’re following historical
Route based on the light novel based on the anime of course K and Company is going to have um plot armor but I thought to myself okay but what if you want to be the hero so I thought hey why not if you have historical route why not historical what if
Right what if kuto wasn’t the hero what if you were able to take the hero from him and things like that of that nature and I got through thinking like this entire game idea of like Okay so you and an x amount of players are extra
Players who join in the SEO uh in the SEO scene so you plus uh you plus the 10,000 players Right the way I tried to justify it would be faky don’t go to your house dude what are you doing at my House lamb is being a menace a big Menace aridium fish bro I only have I don’t even know what level my [ __ ] fishing is At sorry I keep getting sidetracked on my thoughts with this Sao game um but essentially the gist of the Sao game is that you and like I don’t know up to like eight players on your own server would be would to play SEO together right um but you would have the choice of
Either following the historical route which would be the the events that happen in the game as they were told in the anime as well as the um light novels and stuff like that right kuto and Company would have their own plot armor so you wouldn’t have to
Worry about it so if you didn’t want to help with them or if you didn’t want to help them you didn’t have to you could literally just be like I’m just going to go live the life life on the farm or like be like a blacksmith or something
Helping the frontliners out you never have to light foot on the front line you can just be a support for all you care cuz kutoa will eventually clear it with his group right now I know people want to have their own story and SEO so I’m like okay
Let’s introduce a wh if scenario it still follows the events of kol but now there’s a what if uh factor to it so if you say you wanted to like be the hero right you wanted to replace Koto and his hero heroism you could do that let’s say maybe you decided oh I
Want a PK instead you could do That and also it the historical what if we remove the plot armor that’s on Kito and Company so if you wanted to kill Lisbeth or or even K you could you could do that and I also thought about introducing a mechanic that’s the same as eldering into it where
Um your world essentially quote unquote could get invaded I don’t know how to factor that in though cuz you would have to have the player invade your world right but you wouldn’t know they were invading your world cuz if they were out there to PK then you would see
Um God man these fish are so annoying to catch the only way you’d know that someone was in their world with the exception of like the PK guilds Ino would be when you saw the um the little red indicator over someone’s head ballhead yeah I had this entire idea
With the SEO game I I would love to be able to just make an SEO game for people who like want to experience the iron crra route with K uh but not actually be forced to play as kle you have your own character and stuff and customization there and all that kind of
Stuff it be a big game like cyber Punk but way better than star way better than Starfield because it would work and it’d be difficult to like make it work cuz the game would have to be keeping track of all 10,000 players uh it would have to keep track of all
10,000 players in the game plus you plus whoever you bring plus whomever decides to invade your world I don’t think it could do it I know Dynasty Warriors does a great job with something like that where it a lot of stuff can happen off screen but I don’t know if it’ll
Work for an Sao game where people are expected to die we need a sturgeon rain days on the lake near the mines I will keep it in mine I swear to God I cannot [ __ ] catch those goddamn fish to do that just don’t have a high enough fishing bed
Faky go to bed it’s almost 12 don’t worry about it don’t worry about it we’re good I got time for one more fish whatever I catch that’s not a Fish I got seven ghost I’m sorry I got seven gold star ghostfish I got three Silver Star ghost ghostfish and I got one iridium ghostfish 98 [ __ ] energy on this damn thing and but I got a bunch of Aly as well who cares about the alrey okay look my brain doesn’t read well
Okay why did I gain another bench why did I gain another two benches that’s I swear to God my house is becoming like a nightmare just a nightmare look at the cat crafting recipe recycling machine finally I can make a recycling machine it’s Mount furniture your work of art is what you’re
Saying oh my freaking God man the spirits are very displeased today they would do their best to make your life difficult well [ __ ] you Then so much for going back into the mines to do the mines very displease they do your best to make your life difficult [ __ ] Hell Has the bundles always been this like maybe I just don’t remember the bundles for some reason when I look at the community center stuff I’m like this’s a lot easier than I remember it Being you can change the bundles by the way what do you mean you can change the bundles oh right the craft room okay I was right there is something that takes a winter route I knew my brain was like what the [ __ ] I feel like something’s missing from This yeah okay yeah for some reason I thought it only had one thing Sometimes I’m not too Bright okay that’s by far the worst thing you can do and don’t do that because if you don’t have the Scarecrow there the plants can die the [ __ ] is that the [ __ ] notification I just oh GG notification Okay you think the traveling cart is here I don’t remember when the traveling carts supposed to normally show Up ew it smells why is it locked I want to explore the seares why would anyone want to really go in the sewers I think Gunther has the key Professor Gunther the man who runs the museum why do you think he has it I saw a big rusty old key fall of his
Pocket once time a creepy Ser door like this has just got to be the match for the big rusty old key and the kids are afraid of kobis there’s something moving around in there it’s just kobis you don’t mean any harm I hope when they update stardo Valley that they
Um that they update some of the cutscenes to go along with it I guess the traveling cards not here on this day okay I swear to God if you kill my cauliflowers I’m actually going to ban you from the server it’s just going to be that simple only the reason I forgot about the cauliflowers the other day is because I completely like axed them out of my Memory no it’s just hiding in town by the way it can be destroyed by the NPC’s pathing by the way in case you didn’t know that if they run over it it’s destroyed forever I’m pretty sure they never fix That not the pathway well if you say so oh I was literally going up to the community center and I bloody found it oh I could do that one When you don’t remember where the stuff go was it this room nope must be this room then yeah we go oh man I have a cave carrot too now it’s all coming back to me I remember to using a website to keep track of all the dumb [ __ ] that you
Needed for the community center back you have an ancient seed yeah I know but I was hoping we’d be able to save that for a seed uh a seed maker how we can multiply it multiply I know we could probably get more of them eventually but I don’t know I’m just thinking about
It from the perspective of other Stuff now like I said the chest is free to pick up whatever you need to pick up from it Yeah if I don’t have the crop I’m concerned about um not having the ability to multiply it like I said I know we could probably get more ancient fruit but it feels Unlikely wait that’s not I didn’t I didn’t have an ancient seed no I had an ancient fruit It gives you the fruit when donut does it I didn’t know that or maybe I forgot I don’t know it’s been a it’s been a while delicious water life give me H2O I just remembered I have a bean burrito that I not a bean burrito a burrito I can eat literally right
Here just haven’t grabbed I just haven’t opened it yet I wonder if I’m even going to like this burrito I didn’t like the Taco that my mom brought me supposed to be a crunchy taco but it just it just wasn’t Good Oh boy he this is why if something dies in Winter just uh put it in the greenhouse I don’t remember what the ancient fruit makes for wine like at All Man I’m kind of craving some mental Omega right now I’m also craving to play some Sword Art Online at least I want to keep on playing through lost song which um for those of you wondering about what happened to the Sao streams you watch them nobody found them interesting I’m
Like I just thought to myself I’m just going to play on myself then 500 600 I would check the wiki for That back on the Sao games though definitely the first one man that one was super goddamn boring like awful awful levels of boring like I got so bored playing through uh whatever the first one was Hollow realization I think it was called Christ almighty man I get that
They were trying to mimic the the the battle system Ino I think they committed to it way too much at least the second game that I’m playing lost song it’s been a lot better actually it’s um combat’s way more fluid it’s more responsive and fly um even though flight combat feels a
Little Jank but when is flight combat never not Jank unless you’re in a Starship it’s Jank not we’re not trying to reinvent the wheel here but man did they really screw up the the play controls I feel surprise [ __ ] t how’s Kingdom of cozy thank you for subbing to the channel I’m also surprised that that that alert still works because I feel like I haven’t heard it in a long time surprise [ __ ] I love that I love Dexter if you have never watched the the
Series uh Dexter highly recommend it I don’t know how I never I don’t know how many seasons are there now I’m sorry I don’t know how many episodes are there but I think it’s stopped at season 13 I might be wrong about that I know it’s past 12 I’m keeping an
Eye on the time I might be rambling away but I’m rambling away looking at the time have to put my freaking scarecrow back down too cu landlord decided to be a dick take away my my precious scarecrow landlord has quit he crashed that wasn’t me money hi Zoe when everyone’s saving with without
A player screwed things up yeah it doesn’t screw up anything anymore you sell ghost I didn’t sell any ghostfish Yet Oh you mean the ones I caught yesterday yeah I saw them farmer faly I have a request for you I need fresh cauliflower for a recipe I want to make could you bring me one Jody yeah sure cauliflower is almost really re re re Ready does that what does it need a normal ghostfish because all I have is silver and gold uh Rarity Doesn’t matter fair Enough 4 days and we will have money and food night lots of food we’ll have money and Food yeah eat the strawberry you got to eat the strawberry it’s for the achievement [Laughter] I swear to God zy I’m I’m going to try to convince zy to eat a crop I swear he’s going to be like I’m eating money dude how can you make me eat money like that eat anything Else I’ll eat an ancient fruit then before we turn it into wine I’m already bloody out of energy that’s wonderful I’m going to implode if you do are you going to cast implosion on yourself here’s of Might and Magic 3 reference nobody’s ever going to understand [Laughter] that
Ah that’s another game that I do want to play as well but I don’t know if I’m going to be able to successfully play that one on stream Heroes of my magic has absolutely kicked my ass on so many occasions that game shows zero Mercy you want Mercy [ __ ] off is what they
Say oh a man ring hi Zoe we opened the bowet Head ni Zoe what’s the bulletin got it’s got oh yeah okay this was the harder stuff to get we need another B Mushroom in an aquamarine though Haley is ignoring you wait is Haley a bachelorette maybe I should try and talk to uh I’m sorry maybe I should try to marry the red flag cuz I see Haley’s red flags I don’t know why I’ve known nothing about her but I feel like she’s red flags Personified am I wrong about that I mean what’s what is Haley’s favorite thing she is like my my sister no way you’re going to call her I hate my sister I don’t think I’ve seen anything with regards to Haley though that’s the funny part so I don’t actually know what
Her personality really is like you’ve already given lonus two gifts [ __ ] off game I can give as many gifts as I [ __ ] want to my man lus man deserves all the Food Zar if you’re byy a TV can you check the luck I didn’t check the luck forgot to check the luck where the hell the lamb go by the way I wonder if his computer crashed Petrified slime malachite Granite mudstone nice oh [ __ ] me not one of these [ __ ] it’s impossible it’s just impossible right now I’m never going to catching these stupid [ __ ] fish they’re just too fast I’m I’m too low level fish level though I don’t have the big bar my big
Old bar my my my big old green dick ain’t big Enough once I get the bigger big bigger bigger bigger green bar then maybe just maybe you’re starting to feel exhausted thanks for letting me know the obvious game Where’s My starf fruit so I can get more energy can I upgrade my axxe before everybody go for It I know exactly why you want to upgrade the axe too because there’s that hardwood that’s in the way to your house coming from the mines and you can’t get past it yep I knew it I knew it a bloody knew it and also to farm hardwood yeah that’s
That too we have a lot of hardwood line around in our base that’s ready to be picked Up You think stardo Valley would ever expand its combat it’s a farming game at the end of the day and a life Sim I feel like there’s no reason for it to upgrade its combat more than it already is if anything I feel like they would probably take ideas from the uh the mod
P uh the mod specifically um start to expanded maybe add more to Pelican town or something or make it like maybe you can travel between two different um what do you call it two different towns Pelican town and whatever other town right those that weird mod that includes Naruto and the
Uh the The Village hidden in the leaves somehow you already had a fire course since when since how unfortunately whenever I think about mods for stard de Valley I I was obviously I think about Nexus mods right but there’s one mod that sticks out like a sore thumb and it’s the the
Not safe for work mods man some of those not safe for work mods are pretty high quality in regards to Just stard DE Valley but man who the [ __ ] thought of Them it really does go hand in hand if it exists there’s porn of It also 10 iron ore five coal Nice you’re starting to feel exhausted again damn I literally get more coal from everything else than the [Laughter] mines at least you’re remaining consistent right every time you go fishing every time you go farming you get coal I feel like you when you plant a tree and it grows it’s
Going to get hit by lightning and you’re going to get the uh the tree that got hit by lightning the coal tree that’s what it’s called that’s probably what’s going to happen to you I swear let this be let save this for the record if zy actually gets a if
He plants a tree and he actually gets it to get hit by lightning what can I what can I do okay if if if he does get a lightning tree a coal tree I’ll donate Subs to doy Bird that’s what I’ll do how many Subs though
10 10 Subs when she opens her membership if that happens for zy where is it like 50 bucks yeah I could do that let it be known then if zy gets a stupid Cal tree sometime during the stream and I see it then uh doy birg gets 10 Subs as
Gift 10 gifted Subs that’s what it is I mean I know it’s not twitch but gifted memberships gifted Subs sa [ __ ] seriously where did landlord go did he say he was Leaving let’s wait until summer to see oh yeah that’s when all the best amount of uh I would try to get a tree to get hit on my God I swear to God for some reason I feel like I’m going to be down $50 because it’s I feel like it’s a guarantee to Happen I hear my cat going in the lter Box in the L box you know I want to save this aridium uh ghostfish just to eat it because that’s 98 energy but I don’t want to commit the single slot so just one ghostfish yeah sure I’ll let you I’ll
Let you except for do you want I don’t know about my cauliflowers though I want to be able to pick my own cauliflowers cuz I planted nine of them who the hell put fertilizer oh that’s mudstone never mind it looked like fer izer yeah sure get your strawberries sir
You you planted them all you bought them All welcome back to the Oracle Spirits are in Good Humor today I think you have a little extra luck cool oh God my cat poop oh God smells bad where’s the air there is no air we’re in a closed space I get all the poop smell in my
Face your pickaxe isn’t strong enough weakling You know what after having played through cyber Punk and getting the uh that one ending zy that we saw do you think V would like you think V would like to live the farming life life feel like they need it more than we Do finally the DLC that we asked for that nobody thought would ever happen in a million years the Cyber Punk farming update the farming and fishing update let’s go can you [ __ ] imagine cyber Punk 2077 Farming Simulator fishing simulator I could get behind that actually I really could get behind
That that’s a project I would happily see come to fruition if only because it’s Funny and because you know you know exactly that people would love to actually play That I know I would there’s no way you can’t tell me that I would not play a farming update for cyber Punk that’s just not it’s guaranteed I would be farming corn all day I’d be fishing in cyberp Punk all day and can the Game Stop me absolutely
Not you know I’m kind of curious if there actually is an update or if there is a uh a thing for cyberp Punk that actually has farming where would you even Farm though I don’t even think there’s anywhere you can get Corn how cute the ladder was already right there for the next Dooram By the way what’s the drop you’re referring to from those fuzzy things that are in the mines cuz they gave me a Frozen tiar that’s the only thing I’ve gotten so far from Them What do you mean you can’t why you can’t upgrade your Axe the axe and the copper bar isn’t it like five copper bars to upgrade [Applause] It I’m pretty sure it’s five yeah my cat or my mom is wondering why my cat being hyper she doesn’t know that Zoe literally just pooped so she’s always hyper right after she poops I don’t know why she’s always hyper after she poops but she’s hyper after every time she
Poops it’s like she’s super happy that she finally got rid of the poop oh I see a bunch of crates I want to break those crates One of those ghosts dropped their [ __ ] ghostfish don’t think I’m not going to eat that yum yum yum yum yum all right trash that trash that trash that and trash that and then eat all the carrots Come on cam give me the ladder just give me the ladder you don’t need to make me kill every Rock to get the ladder my cat’s back in her litter box already what are you doing zo you have to poop Again God at this rate I’m about to kill every single rock on this floor and I still wouldn’t have found the damn ladder there you go floor 65 that took me pretty much half the day by the way this is the CH play I’m Having in this game that’s
Chill that’s a lot of ir every time I play with somebody else I Rush all the time man I don’t care for rushing this game is all about being comfy I didn’t want to go down yet I didn’t realize the freaking thing was going to be There oh you know why I get so confused by the damage numbers in this game it’s cuz they bounce you hit something once and it feels like you hit it twice because the number bounces behind them that’s why I was getting confused so much and I only just realized [Applause] That you’re starting to get exhausted who the [ __ ] Cares I will get exhausted when I die once I die I can be exhausted as much as I Want by the way usually on summer I plant around 300 seeds well I hope you have enough energy to do that because that’s an all day thing yeah yeah that sounds like my best friend like I like I said you would get along with him very well because he’s
Got the super grind set when it comes to stard Valley and Money hey just remember it’s all about the Comfort man all about the comfort there’s no obligation there’s no rushing I see a Frozen boot I want that Frozen boot H immunity n now don’t want It damn dude I am having awful luck trying to just get this one more floor so that I can go to floor 70 and we’re Good is that why you like playing Terraria with me because I went at a good Rhythm there we go finally 470 Master slingshot you Bastards I didn’t like that much because I was very slow on Terraria fair enough I I just really like Terraria because it’s a fun game for me but we’ve already capped out on Terraria at this point we’ve done everything save for like mods I’ve never played before so Terraria as far as I’m
Concerned is Ben for a good long while probably the only thing I’ll have for terrari would probably be starting a new server or something um just leaving it up I guess Zoe never wants to hang out man Zoe refuses to hang out with me she’s hanging out with me in real life
Wherever the hell she is but as soon as I open this burrito she’s going to come running I don’t know if I’m going to like this burrito though it’s not bad oh yeah I P her every day including the end game one the queen of sauce is here with another recipe radish salad
Oh it’ll be a beautiful sunny day tomorrow the spirits are neutral today Cool you know I’ve never tried to make the um those special foods for People oh they changed the oh they changed the Okay it looks like they change the controls a bit on the um what do you call it the slingshot it used to be so much more annoying yeah you had to go you had to pull backwards to use it was really weird and awkward you need help watering
Anything by the way are you good no you still need help Watering oh the strawberries are okay they last until the entire time okay I thought these were oh oh they’re the plants that don’t disappear when you harvest them one Time okay well I’m not going to help with the watering too much today cuz I want to go back in the mines as long as it’s neutral or good luck I like being in the mines but if it’s bad luck Pass by the way if you want to upgrade your axe to um next tier up I have enough iron for that already My cat is sniffing my burrito right about now what do you want it Zoe what do you want it for not that good is it actually I have no idea it is actually pretty tasty though 470 oh [ __ ] it’s skeleton this thing does a pretty good amount of damage that’s surprising Papyrus please stop don’t do a Papyrus don’t do It You can use bombs on the [ __ ] slingshot what the [ __ ] 20,000 monies and that’s only after one Harvest God damn too B did you save any strawberry seeds by the way should have asked that nope okay oh well guess we can’t do anything more with that Then now maybe you could save some of them if you wanted to or whatever see if we could maybe like use them for a a greenhouse but that’s up to you I’m not going to be too bummed out about not having strawberries to eat Oh the Papyrus man they hurt we’ll probably allate unlock the greenhouse at the start of summer I’m sorry Start of winter yeah I know it takes a while to get to that thing but uh man the greenhouse is such a Godsend D Bam get out of here your damn Bad [Applause] By the way did you put water for Zoe in any day wait there’s a do you actually have to take care of the cat in game or dog for that matter because I always thought they just had unlimited food and water no matter what I think she has more Hearts if you do
That h no I don’t know I have no idea then I got to look I got to floor 80 by the way we now have um the better Boot and gold and oh so mobs that hit you for like 11 damage look it’s going to be kind of
Hard to farm the gold give my current predicament Jesus [ __ ] it takes eight eight or nine hits to get a uh in order to get the stupid gold ore broken you know how horrible that is that’s so bad four for just the basic rocks my poor pickaxe is now outdated it needs an upgrade time two yo 60 heal
Though and 30 damage God damn I might have to retreat I’m out [ __ ] it that slime is too strong my HP is 11 yeah I’m going to upgrade my pickaxe next two things I’m going to do on the next morning I’m going to pick up uh a
Backpack upgrade and I’m going to go turn my pickaxe into a copper one because ow ow that hurts ow that [ __ ] hurts and that’s not even including the fact I don’t have enough damage no I did not get the I did not go for the food sorry thaten tier I have
That don’t know that then Cool this really good this burrito is pretty good uhoh I’m dropping frames and I know why I’m dropping frames too uh oh no stop it stop it Internet please for the love of God stop it not it’s not the time to be dropping frames like that oh come On ah God I’m sorry zarich everything is lagging up a storm The spirits are somewhat annoyed today luck will not be on your side this a perfect day not to go and do things then hi fak I have some good news for you a few days ago I made a breakthrough in my research on the local environment I’ll
Spare you the technical details and get to the point you know that empty cave near there a little way to the West well I have a way to turn into something useful for both of us I’d like you to set I’d like to set up the cave to
Attract some local species that way I can observe them in a more controlled environment and you can Harvest whatever products they produce I can either set up the cave to attract mushrooms or fruit bats the bats will sometimes leave fruit for you to collect which one was the better one it
Was the B the bass right for the fruit cuz we don’t care about mushrooms right you sure all right no turning back all right I’ll set it up for you right now it shouldn’t take any time at all thanks for letting me do this you’re welcome sir oh come on stream why Stream dear faky Boop I read an article about you in the local paper I’m so impressed with your progress on the farm keep this up and the dear old dad might be retiring in a fern Island’s luxury Bungalow after all love that greetings falabo it is our pleasure
To inform you that your farm will be featured in next week’s upand cominging column of stardew Valley Tribune congratulations we’re impressed with your quick progress I’m nice however all the progress is definitely Zy yeah I guess that’s True And you can plant two trees to get everything you need on the bundles or you get them on the traveling cart cuz that works too oh there’s a quest wanted slime Hunter slame slay Flor red slimes yeah okay I can do that hey Z you want to go slay uh four
Red slimes I trust you to do it I believe in you I believe in you Brazilian ping right about Now I need to upgrade a tool man I need to upgrade this copper pickaxe 2,000 damn thanks I’ll get started this as soon as I can should be ready in a couple days thank you Gunter I got a gift for you as Well ancient seeds ancient seeds recipe s g melon seeds Cute By the way let at least 20K for the seeds on summer oh I don’t intend to spend that much right now the first like I said the two upgrades I plan to get was the the backpack upgrade and the copper pick welcome to Pier how can I help you oh
It’s it’s the joa stuff Morris Come and Get It folks coupons for 50% off at your purchase at JoJo Mart 50% well any takers how to run a man out of business but I can’t match those prices I’d be selling at a loss it must be so difficult for you to
Lose your loyal customers like that but can you blame them Georgia Corporation is clearly the superior Choice soon the whole town will realize that [ __ ] Morris how dare he how dare he do that backpack Pierre you’re kind of screwed by the way man I don’t know what to tell
You by the way if you buy from Jo just some seeds can get mixed with some seasonal crops huh yeah I’ve never gone down the JoJo route actually come to think of it I should check out my achievements have I ever done anything JoJo related yeah no become a joa courp
Member and purchase all Community to upgrade perks I haven’t done that up uh that achievement Set uh Yet oh yeah absolutely I don’t doubt the speedrun tactics would love to use JoJo Mar because it’s all about money and if you know how to get all the money then what are you missing you can do all the bundles in one or two seriously that fast god
Damn I should really do the website that keeps track of the uh Community Center Well yeah all of it costs money but if like I said if you have all this stuff that allows you to farm all that and get the money quickly why wouldn’t you do it that way I guess I’m excited to see what happens with that cave aren’t you hope you’re
Pleased with the work I did Um need something no subastian I don’t need anything I just wanted this chat give someone a gift bring jod a cauliflower reach the bottom of the mine well I’m going to go into the mine really quick just to see if there’s any like slime red slime to
Kill that’s the only thing I need to kill cuz someone’s asking for for slime and I’m like okay I could do that kind of nope no slime Here what the [ __ ] is this those aren’t what I want to kill red slime that’s one and I can’t get past this damn you about a [ __ ] cherry bomb what I should have done Cherry Bomb would have solved all my Problems four fire quartz from a fishing treasure what is it with your luck in fishing treasure I don’t understand this luck you’re Having tanky mother [ __ ] thing nope we’re out You know I don’t know why slime feels so [ __ ] overtuned like they’re so strong compared to everything else it takes so many hits to get rid of and you just cry every time they hit you because they hit you so damn Hard That would have killed me I only have 28 HP if that hit me I’d Die going to eat this radish at least give myself some more HP Everything is so hard about the mindes what kind of gift did you give me you’ll see when you get it all right still got to kill two more bloody slimes look at just so ridiculous how much HP they bloody have dude like why why is it that the Slime not only hit
Like trucks but need like 1,000 HP and they slow you every time they hit You oh I have I’m out I’ve got two HP Jinx minus eight defense let’s go back home we are not prepared to fight anything else anymore if I get touched by anything I’m dead uh rather I’m not unconscious quote unquote strawberry give me strawberry let me eat that
Strawberry actually how much does this give I’m going to wait to eat that Strawberry all right I think it’s a good time to end it here it’s been three hours on the dot I say that’s a good spot right and I can eat the strawberry tomorrow or well the next time to play I mean that’s what I mean Zoe’s here again wow oh my
Back yeah clearly she loves you tried making Zoe sleep with another person over here it’ll never happen she never go sleeps with my mom uh she never go sleeps with her Husband well at least I don’t know that the spirits are neutral today all right with that being said we’re going to go ahead and end the stream here for the night um we’ll pick up stard de Valley next week on Tuesday I like how it says
Tuesday up there we can skip the next Festival by the way what is the next Festival I don’t have a calendar so I don’t know what it is just off the top of my Head it says on TV does it Oh the flower dance yeah no I’m not going to I don’t want to go to the flower dance I have nobody that loves me the only person that’s closer to me right now closest is Leia but that’s not high enough to do a flower dance so you need
Like four hearts in order to get someone to love you for the in order to like you enough for the uh the flower Dance I think you need at least six [ __ ] Jesus no I still haven’t decided who I feel like trying to romance anyway I still want to see about this red flag of Haley so I might look it up anyway I’m going to end it here thank you guys so much for coming to watch
It’s a comfy stream n where are you girl you’re supposed to be here landlord oosa where the hell did you go why did you poof all of a sudden unless you got a power outage in which case I guess we’ll see you on Discord and we’ll see you on
The next stream hey tomorrow we have cyberpunk 2077 some more stuff to do um a part of me wants to skip that stream but I’ll I’ll decide on that one um other than that yeah going to go it’s going well it’s nice to have these de-stresser games like stard d Valley cuz man
Sometimes you just need to be like Oh I’m gonna chill I’m gonna become a blob going to sink on the chair it’s good it’s good all right thank you guys for watching see you tomorrow for sty Punk have a good morning have a good afternoon have a
Good evening have a good night also join Discord server please um Discord server there’s a link in the description come join the community come chat you love mental Omega and RTS games you might be able to play with us there too because I like hosting our uh mental Omega games
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