I Got Philosophical While Playing Stardew Valley
I need to reveal my true identity to the rest of chat because um well I can’t keep going any longer guys I can’t keep lying to you I I need to come out with the truth actually you think I’m a dumbass but in reality I possess an IQ of
329 I only tried getting your trust so you would believe me I’m supposed to be an internet do you hear me I’m supposed to be ladies and gentlemen he is back back with some brand new content you are about to enter the come Zone and never come back from it you’re
About to get soaked white in my seed that was maybe a bit too far let’s play stard you Valley a game about starting in a valley my chair broke what can I say guys I fell off just like my YouTube career I literally do not exist I am
Literally a figment of your imagination I am gaslighting you into believing I exist for content animal preference is there a stray cat a stray dog something stray something about on the brick of death women or men I mean even even I am not sure sometimes there are that many
Skin colors in real life as well holy green how many hairstyles 70 Hairstyles Excuse excuse that is me Dam looks like me oh my call me daddy boys I want you to have this sealed envelope no don’t open it yet have patience oh Father you don’t know me I’m the most ADHD crack cocaine human being you’ve ever seen in your
Life guys look this is literally me are my sunglasses right oh yeah now they right oh baby I’m feeling I’m feeling just like the Brazilian government look at that just got all those trees down yes sir Amazonia no no no sir money land oh just go back from a fishing trip you
Should come down to the beach sometime I’ve got something for you sounds fishy is this guy going to show you show me his coock so I think I had to meet the entirety of town it’s locked who do I meet then oh wait hello gentlemen what do you want go Away I came here to escape real life not to feel just like in real life my name is Vincent mama says not to talk to strangers but you seem okay kid that’s how you get kidnapped what the [ __ ] oh you’re new you’re new why am I only
Talking to Children damn this guy got money one instrument two instruments one computer GTX one electric guitar $300 plus another one social studies what does that mean what is social studies like you learn how to speak with people damn I need some social studies honestly if it weren’t for those
Horrendous clothes you might actually be cute I got trashed by an NPC what my brother in Christ this shirt cost more than her house how does the dog come out is he solitary conf clment why is the dog in a four out of four box what oh
Wow so I’m actually going to the dogs oh cut scene I like those okay I’m going to actually skip this he’s talking too much guys ah [ __ ] I got something in my eye guys I’m getting blinded by Fame guys I’m getting blinded by Fame sorry I
Looked at my reflection look at me guys 15 years playing video games just for that to happen is the fish AFK I thought that this game was supposed to distance me from capitalism but all I’m doing is stacking up cash so I don’t really know if the objective has been fulfilled
Actually like man I’m I’m trying to forget about the sad reality of life and American society and consumerism yet I’m here trying to make as much d as possible so I can Flex on my neighbors what is wrong with me 400 for beer what is this economy where’s the inflation at
How am I supposed to survive look I’m not a twitch chatter I don’t know about the name of every emote twitch Chatters be like oh guys this is the cope emote oh it was released in 2021 oh I think there is some serious demand for you to go outside side of your
House guys I planted the seed I didn’t mean it like that I planted the white seed and guys I literally came inside the dirt no way is that a toad W I came to this time with one objective in mind and the objective was to make as
Much money as human humanly possible uh I came in with 500 Grand I’m only left with 17 but hey is the F that counts isn’t it but who can I sell my weed my plans to what can I sell my plans to though because most of people in town
Are either dead old so they don’t smoke sorry for the steroid I old people but I I don’t guess you guys are smoking weed on the weekends oh they’re [ __ ] young like I’m not going to sell weed to 3 years year olds like what do I do then
Just put it in the Box you you’re just a simple mere farmer you’re not thinking like a businessman because a businessman would think differently a businessman would think like the following I’ve got a target audience I’ve got some people I need to Target with my with my drugs or
With my with my plants with my plants I look around town right I know the town folk and there are only old [ __ ] gas in my town and young ass people like zumas actual fortnite players who am I going to sell my merchandise to and that
Is one question I asked myself ahead of time but you don’t you’re just like oh just put it in the Box It’s Magic it will sell itself because God is good and God is great speed say so and speed is a nice influencer no that is not how it works
Like you just don’t have any grasp of business I read the books I read Warren Buffett business 101 buddy do you guys even realize that what the yeah they’re not even properly aligned well guys thanks for coming thanks for watching the stream or for watching the video at
Home I hope you liked it if you did don’t forget to like And subscribe the video and maybe go check out the twitch Channel who knows my name W zaru I’ll see you in the next one have a great day great night great grind see you guys bye-bye
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6 Comments
OMG THE KING HAS RETURNED 👑
more stardew pls
you kind of sound like pewdiepie and moist critikal mixed in the best way possible
This is what's constantly going on inside my brain
I have no idea who you are, but this is the best stardew valley gameplay I have ever watched(except my own)
Liked the video but turn the music down, can barely hear you