Beating Terraria NOT THE BEES! Seed For The First Time

Beating Terraria NOT THE BEES! Seed For The First Time

Hello everybody waffle time here have you ever been playing terraria having a perfectly peaceful and serene experience dare i say even enjoying yourself then suddenly thought hmm i’m having a lot of fun right now what would ruin my evening and take away any shred of wanting to

Live i have left if your answer to that burning question was make everything in the world a paradise for bees that want to live in your skin then boy do i have the premise for you today we will be completing the not the be seed in terraria by completing i mean taking

Ourselves on a spiritual journey of entirely dissipating any sense of hope or joy we have ever experienced in our entire lives now if you don’t know what not the bee seed is it’s an experience that makes your entire world honey honey blocks hive jungle and an overall bee in

Hornet infested wasteland which no one in the right and stable mind would ever want to do let alone on master mode which is exactly what we’re going to be doing so buckle up fellas because daddy’s going to be spoon feeding you some testosterone and soul crushing content that he created we spawn into

Our world and see that the world is in fact the worst amalgamation of all the things in terraria excellent this is going to be our entire playthrough excellent as you can see we’re surrounded by honey jungle and a merchant who’s going through a midlife crisis and wants to start an 80s cover

Band with his two friends jeff and ron who aren’t really on board but want to support their old friend because they know he’s going through a tough time with his wife what is the first thing we should do upon entry to a new world chop some trees perhaps even make a house out

Of it this honey serves as a tremendous inconvenience because no matter where i go i am stuck and [ __ ] or as i like to call it step road the merchant and i are immediately bukkaked to death and sent to the seventh circle of hell by jungle slimes twice i managed to make a

Pathetic little safety box that i don’t spontaneously combust just from being outside and work my way up into what our npcs will call home it’s the very start of the video but you can already tell how the entirety of the rest of the video is gonna go by me dying over and

Over and over and over again before making a pathetic inkling of progress on this crib oh no no it doesn’t end there i die several more times i want to be done i would like this to be finished but we’ve just started i’m beginning to feel entirely numb i’m spending more

Time watching the death counter screen than i am actually playing this [ __ ] game how in god’s name do we progress at a time like this ah yes a elevator what could go wrong with a sexy little elevator to speed up our game progression oh honey would slow us down

Tiny hornets that climb into my eyes slow us down as well well who would have goddamn guess i am going absolutely insane every single location i need to go is blocked by large or small enemies that can hit harder than a drunken uncle at a social gathering when you score a

Touchdown in a friendly game of two-hand touch football with the family i can’t go any direction why am i doing this why is this happening i can only move an inch at a time before i die over and over again no matter what this honestly truly and honestly has to be the worst

Start to a terraria world that i have ever experienced in my entire existence well i’ll be [ __ ] we made it to the desert is that a [ __ ] larva excuse me we decided to try our best to work on our elevator a bit more hopefully gathering anything

But hive and mud on the way but instead just die some more what do you guys like to do to de-stress in times of duress one of my coping mechanisms is screaming but not letting it out of the confines of my mouth we push it to the left instead of the

Right it looks like we have desert on both sides of our world this is interesting oh god please have a weapon traveling merchant please this is all i ask of you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] trash we’ve been at it for hours but have discovered absolutely nothing except for jungle and hive some desert

And then some more jungle and hive then it hits me what solves any problem you have in real life or in terraria explosives bombs solve everything problem with your car bomb problem with a person pipe bomb problem with bees infesting every nook and cranny of your terraria world bombs our demo man moves

In just in time for us to plant a furman wet kiss right onto his forehead and buy his explosive products this works swimmingly things are a shade more on the okay side now i have discovered nothing no accessories no wars i’ve got nothing the pain is crippling at least

This will prepare me for the several divorces i go through within the next 17 years of my life always find the silver lining in things one and i mean one [ __ ] misfire and three enraged queen b spawn to take our v card we keep blowing our way down the elevator die a

Couple more times blow our way down some more and die again we seriously need everything we hardly have ores no accessories to our name no cool weapons we need to find everything as soon as possible and i don’t even know where to start it is simply dry season for loot

All we have are a couple blow pipes we got from above ground chest which are useless because we can’t get seeds which is outrageous this is when i realized that seeds aren’t the answer but rather ripping the stingers off of the bees that have been dunking all over us and

Cramming them into blow pipes is a true answer we have taken another inch long step in our 45 mile race progress we have an entirely mediocre weapon but we can now stay alive for eight seconds instead of two a mace i’m going to go farrell i swear to god i’m going to lose

It this does nothing for us loot that actually helps thank god what else do we have here horseshoe horseshoes are cool i guess i’ll take it hey why not i guess we also find that our beloved and one sacred mushroom biome is now withered away into crisp honey blocks and random

Specks of hive that’s depressing it’s all honeyed out we make it to a jungle cave a bit to the right of our base and now we’re gaining all kinds of sexy loot such as a flare that’ll help i’m going to implode all of our problems are solved however because we found the giga

Shroom biome a sense of normalcy is always pleasant in these trying times we also collect a couple life crystals in our journey which is also very pleasing it is now a tiny bit harder for a small enemy to kill us in two shots we swingity-swing it on over to the left

Side of our world which reveals something so unholy that i don’t even want to look at it a hive biome really is there already not enough bees all over the goddamn continent we have to have a hive biome where’s all the instagram story repo saying the beehive

Biome how you can help we die at the dungeon because of a blood moon but i can’t be that mad because we actually made it further than i once would have anticipated speaking of progress we actually made it to hell i can’t wait to see how horrible it is in there not

Because it’s hell but because it’s be hell mother of god we need a gun we go hit the crimson biome and are greeted by an ungodly amount of spiders if i saw this amount of spiders in any setting in real life i would simply piss so hard

That it tears we get that gat dare i say that strap perhaps the thule as some would say now we can expand our house a little bit and deal with the flying pestilence called jungle bats in a fashionable manner after we do some expanding i see we have gravitation

Potions from exploring so we take to the skies where all those winged [ __ ] on the ground can’t get us but rather the winged sky [ __ ] can get us instead we got some loot though i’m mad but i ain’t stressing we end up making it out alive

To the end of our world but nothing and i mean nothing could have prepared me to see what happened to our beaches the entire [ __ ] ocean is now honey and the entire beach is now made of honey blocks what has this world become we need armor but we can’t get a ton of

Wars why not take what the land gives us we should get some jungle armor not before getting assaulted by goblins rule 34 style however nothing i love more than goblins at the simple most inconvenient time imaginable now when i tell you we get washed i mean we get

[ __ ] blasted by the goblin army i have never died this much of the goblin invasion in my entire existence i die so goddamn much it’s baffling to me our entire world is being engulfed by a graveyard biome i am scraping with every weapon and tool i have to make this

Process a bit faster but there’s nothing i can do when i’m getting my own [ __ ] and balls served bronzed bedazzled and gifted back to me on the holidays if i die one more time i’m coming back as a pecan tree so these [ __ ] can

Eat my nuts one last time oh you are so [ __ ] in for it we finally make it through and remove all the 700 graves from our own home finally we can relax blood moon blood moon we are now on that sigma male grind for jungle armor we find some water walking

Boots which are sometimes convenient in the average storage experience but exponentially convenient in our own setting as now we could run on top of honey honey which blankets half of our goddamn world full set ooh yeah we aren’t even magic users but holy hell we have more than three armor now this is

Amazing speaking of sigma male grindset we find out we can sell packs of frogs for a decent amount what does the merchant do with all the frogs we sell him i don’t know and i don’t imagine we’ll like the answer very much either so i simply sell the frogs and go on my

Way let’s prep a bit for the i have cthulhu shall we we build ourselves a little platform with campfires nothing too crazy as it’s just the eye of cthulhu we use the revolver which we bought from a traveling merchant and things were going quite well at first

Until it didn’t when the eye had what seemed to be one health left and we lost the battle we lost against the eye of cthulhu we actually lost against the eye of cthulhu i’m going to pluck my eyebrows out and draw them back on we

Need to kill that eoc as soon as humanly possible before i make another species of bird go extinct we built some quick homes in the desert for the arms dealer and nurse to record beta [ __ ] interracial bull wife slamming videos in and also for the cheaper prices on the

Products at hand we need that mini shark and we will sell an ungodly amount of frogs to get it while they’re moving in we take a quick peek into the hive biome and are immediately put onto a phase 360 no scope dubstep montage somewhere in 2011 youtube anyways now that we’ve been

Called racial slurs on the xbox 360 in a call of duty lobby we can spend our hard-earned frog bucks on a [ __ ] mini shark baby without a second to waste we charge directly into battle against the eye of cthulhu it should be no surprise that we are an

Absolute [ __ ] menace to the eye when we’re well equipped we offer him the opportunity to scramble like an egg but he instead chooses to be folded like an omelette we have the shield of cthulhu and some cremtane to make stuff with with the whole world at our fingertips

The next boss has to be the big brain of cthulhu we have absolutely no time to waste we don’t waste a second on heading to the future side of our brain blaster arena we deck the place out with the most simple arena platforms campfires boom done hopefully this won’t need any

Extra help like in further worthy where i was wrung out dry and tossed in the laundry by the brain we also immediately block off all spider incest chambers in order to keep their disgusting breeding mechanisms at bay while we fight the brain we don’t want any extra mobs

Trying to toss us while we’re already being tossed we head back to the spawn hotel and make ourselves some gesture arrows to shoot from our tendon bow which i imagine is constantly wet to the touch on account of it being made of eyeball matter we also visit our arms

Dealer between his rounds with the nurse in order to procure an unnecessary amount of ammunition for our mini shark having these small preparations done means we’re ready to take on the brain so we do just that we go back to the crimson and blow up the remainder of the

Hearts in order to summon his ugly ass then take right to blasting the little eyeballs with jessereros this part goes fairly quickly and soon enough we are on to the brain itself we learn from our previous mistakes and pay attention to the minimap because we do not want to be

Tentacled any more than we’re already going to be in the future still waiting on that waffle time rule 34 action i haven’t seen any yet as soon as he came he went we win on the first try which feels absolutely phenomenal we head on back and expand our housing the more

Npcs we could cram into a tiny location the better for us and the worst for them which equates to two wins in my book we collect our spoils and craft up a full set of crimson armor in order to have us last about three seconds in the

Wilderness rather than two we also make a cool pickaxe that will get us to the final tier of pre-hard mode ores when we see that a meteorite has landed if you’ve been with me for long enough you know precisely what this means if you assumed it was a meteorite armor or you

Know perhaps a space gun you need to get your thick and plump ass right back into waffle time 101 class because we’re going to be making no such thing instead we will be making the star cannon that’s right this bad boy can carry us through the rest of free hard mode with one

Little tiny speed bump in the road the speed bump being ammunition good god the amount of hours i spend collecting ammo in this run is an atrocity it should be a [ __ ] crime against this state and church for this matter we quickly collect a vast amount of obsidian make a

Skull with it then collect all the juicy meteorites for a very juicy weapon we absolutely just we just go in and mow this [ __ ] king slime decided to pay us a visit upon return to spawn hotel so i bend him over the nearest coffee table or office desk and show him who’s boss

And make all of his little friends watch now that that’s over with we get bent over the nearest coffee table or office desk while the star collection segment shows us who’s boss this takes an ungodly amount of time simply collecting stars sleeping then collecting more stars in order to have an ample amount

Of ammo next step for us is another epic gamer mining segment perhaps another mowing session when we decide we need full hellstone gear we make our full hellstone armor and head right into the dungeon to prepare for the bone master little did we know we would be the ones getting boned after

All we make a typical arena typical buffs typical everything for what we thought was going to be a typical boss we’re stacked after all right nothing could go wrong right wrong we get boned hard at the very last second too this boner couldn’t even have the decency to

Bring us to slaughter at the halfway point but rather waited until the very end so many goddamn stars wasted i’m going to lose it everything i do in this god forsaken land is a trial and tribulation we decide to relocate some of our npcs to different biomes in order

To get easier access to the world this makes us feel just a little tiny bit better we spend the next hour or so collecting more stars that we lost during the battle which makes us feel a lot worse it’s all about balance and life after that we head down to our

Goblin tinkerer also known as the goblin stinkerer and reforged some of our items and accessories until we’re so poor we can’t even buy food for ourselves let alone afford rent my landlord’s at my door as we speak i’m pretending i’m not home we have more important things to do

Such as reenact the previous scene with skeletron and get our revenge stars stars it’s time for our revenge we march our arrogant yet happy asses back over to our former arena turned gravesite and summoned his bony ass up again everything is going swimmingly we run and gun as much as humanly possible all

This time i’m waiting for something horrible to happen such as maybe a fallen star turning evil and one-shotting me perhaps skeletron realizing he has opposable thumbs that can operate heavy machinery against me but to my surprise nothing terrible happens and we end up boning skeletron for a change this is refreshing i feel

Pretty good about this i feel a tad bit better than i did before but still feeling as if i’m in a constant state of sleep paralysis we traverse the dungeon meaning we try our [ __ ] best to survive in hopes of getting some juicy loot we end up finding the mechanic

Which is mediocre to say the least and ended up going back home to put her in goblin prison with the tinkerer you all know what happens next this is when we accidentally summon the queen bee now traditionally when you accidentally summon the queen p you die nearly instantaneously or accidentally enrage

Her in this case however we are already drastically equipped we have stars left over from our battle of skeletron and go down our rope to an open arena we dodge the best we can which is quite horribly but we do so much [ __ ] damage we actually managed to pull through much

Like myself and many of you youngans out there this was a very happy accident and i couldn’t be more pleased about it that makes the wall of flesh the final battle of pre-hard mode for us as much as i’d love to go down there and cook up some

Wall of flesh filet we have some preparations to tend to we get off to a great start by trying to find the golfer npc and dying almost instantly what do i expect anymore why do i bother we completely neglect that idea and hunt for more stars this hurts me a lot as

It’s not difficult but just tedious and takes a lot of time we will need an overzealous amount of stars because i do not want to run out while fighting the wall die then i have to collect even more i will lose it i will actually lose it we craft up shady and potentially

Illegal plant growing stations so that we can make some surely illegal sports performance enhancement concoctions we do a bit more adventuring to collect more life crystals and loot then head to the dungeon to find the cobalt shield so we don’t take a ridiculous amount of knock back constantly i get a mira masa

A stupid [ __ ] yo-yo a magic missile this is ridiculous all i want is a cobalt shield another stupid [ __ ] yo-yo a blue moon an actual [ __ ] gun another magic missile finally my god how much how much does it take anyways i reforge all the remainder of my items in order

To be as decked out as possible for the wall meaning spend all the money we have until we’re in crippling debt again no worries the goblin stinkerer takes credit we will not pay a dime of this off we go down to fix up hill which we find isn’t infested with honey or honey

Blocks but rather is infested with larva in every single demon frat boy dorm room that exists this whole map is a nightmare we take to blowing up all the demon home we can with no regard to how much they’re gonna have to pay in repairs down the road or even if they

Have insurance for that matter because a tremendous sentient flesh wall with eyes and a mouth is going to come barreling through our china shop very soon we have our buffs our smooth sailing runway for the wall potions reforged accessories and weapons i think it’s safe to say that it’s clobbering time milady we

Throw the voodoo doll in and immediately start gunning with every bit of power we have left in our body to my surprise this was much easier than i thought perhaps because i was drastically over prepared but still it went quite well we end up washing the waffle of flesh

Making a nice cut of walla flesh steak grilled to medium rare perfection speaking of which if you eat blue rare steak you’d save a lot of time and money if you simply walked up to the cow and took a bite out of it you’re a psychopath an absolute lunatic whoever

Eats blue rare is on a watch list somewhere what are you a [ __ ] werewolf i digress we waste no time in sprinting directly to the crimson and laying the pipe on all the crimson altars we can find the race however have other plans for me they want to take my

Soul out and add it to their own terrarian soul jar collection and try and pick up girls with reddit karma while we watch from their shelf we run as fast as our tiny little bite-sized legs will take us and get out of dodge immediately after pummeling some more

Altars we also make good use of cloud’s buster sword which strangely enough comes from the wall of flesh after all that star grinding it’s time for a different kind of grind or grind we spend many hours collecting a ton of oars and upgrading to the next tier of

Pickaxes many hours i say because we die every time we walk five feet again we’ve come full circle we were momentarily at the top of the world and are now the smallest fish in the pond yet again ha the wonders of life i’m gonna take this

Out on my kids in the future welcome to hard mode [ __ ] the titanium grind is rigorous not only are we dying every 10 seconds because the hard mode enemies are all bts stands and no bts isn’t our favorite band but also because titanium is much like our fathers after

They go out for milk once when we’re kids it’s simply nowhere to be found several more hours of grind later and we have ourselves a full set of titanium armor we’re slowly working our way back up the ladder to the doesn’t die in one hit crew but boy is it taking some time

We also find the wizard wow useless it’s time to make some good use of our new armor and prepare ourselves a auto crypto miner and nft purchaser in other words make a big mob grinder that’ll hopefully give us some cash money moolah i say now while you’re watching the work

At hand this was the single most painful experience of my entire life i don’t think i have died more working on one single project than i have in the entirety of my terraria experience we go down place some blocks die go down mine some blocks die it’s an endless cycle of

Misfortune i am far too weak to save myself everything is so much goddamn stronger than me it doesn’t matter what i do what armor i wear what titties i suck i get clapped in two to three hits no matter what there is a hyper graveyard biome now which means even

More enemies thank goodness surely there weren’t enough of those you know what all i hear about is this left wing right wing i just want to build as usual we start with the vertical and horizontal border of this farm getting a good outline going that’ll act as a confines of our farm

The constant torrential downpour of honey serves as another big [ __ ] problem i have to deal with i hate this world so goddamn much we make the mistake of putting our lava down at the bottom and now we have to protect it from honey that’s constantly spilling out of every single orifice of every

Single block that exists at long last we finished hollowing out the bottom section of our farm as you can see there’s no walls where traditionally there was that’s right after building about a hundred of these things i found that you can simply put lava at the

Bottom of the farm and nothing spawns as long as there’s no walls anyways we work on our lava pyramid trip and surprise to die about 300 more times we finally scrape by and hollow out the top portion thanks to our use of explosives and hook up the dart traps to activate any idling

Mimics we are finished for the most part we can afk here anytime we like and get all kinds of money and succulent little slices of loot god this feels good we afk and get some juicy loot we take the bountiful harvest of souls of light we obtain from afk somehow turn them into

Solid keys then stuff them into a chest and try to battle the turbo mimics we are going after that daedalus stormbo in order to take on the destroyer it takes some time naturally but we managed to snag one we also get ourselves a lot of potions as well what do you guys think

Health and mana potions taste like i’m under the impression that mana potions taste like blue raspberry slurpees from 7-eleven while health potions taste like cough syrup i don’t know why that’s just the way it is i’m just a messenger don’t get mad at me i don’t make the rules

Enjoy your cough syrup next up we get the horns from a bunch of unicorns to grind into boner pills not for us so i mean like for our friends they have wee-wee problems we don’t right guys not us we also use them for holy arrows which really won’t be helpful with our

Erectile disc i mean our friend’s erectile dysfunction but it’ll help for manhandling the destroyer which we care about more than anyone’s boners right now we go ahead and grab the leaf wings from a witch doctor which we should have done immediately so helpful so helpful the [ __ ] is a super star shooter why

Have i never used this before we make it naturally and reforge all of our items to take on the destroyer we now have holy arrows and decide to spit in the mouths of some mimics not in a sexy and dominant way but rather to insult them i

Think they enjoy it however which is very disgruntling because they just fold over and die quite quickly it’s destroyer time baby we make a sky platform get it because of clouds clouds are in the sky get it you guys can laugh now if you’d like to i don’t mind i’ll wait

I am immediately heckled by a wyvern who said some deplorable and racial remarks to us online their smug look resembles exactly how they feel about it as well wyverns deserve less we’re all stocked up on potions and ammo so i think we’re ready to battle we go ahead and get some

Sleep until it’s night time then run right up to our platform and engage in battle we completely blast the destroyer thanks to terraria history’s greatest destroyer destroyer of a technique even after the great nerf of 1.4 this method still is one of the most viable strategies to melt the destroyer down as

A scrap metal that make phallic objects out of him to sell at a strange section of the mall in the back of a random and edgy shop we don’t just get the scrap metal for phallic objects however we also get some dev items such as some

Cool wings a cool fit and redstone which may just be the coolest [ __ ] yo-yo of all time i’m running over to the beast to do some illegal shark hunting then it hits me how exactly do i attend on illegally hunting for sharks when there’s no such thing as honey sharks

Sharks cannot spawn in honey what in god’s name am i to do am i expected to just move on without our beloved mega shark it just it doesn’t feel right i still accidentally make him a plate of food for dinner then one of my close

Friends has to tell me you made him a plate again into which i respond by going oh and then dropping my silverware and breaking down at the kitchen table we take our minds off this tragic loss by building an asphalt bridge for the twins what better way to get past our pain

Than inflicting unnecessary pain onto others apparently pirates got the memo because they came onto my land and spread so much disease that there’s more dead bodies than standing ones god i hate the pirates so much i swear to god it’s it’s in their ai somewhere to spawn at the most inconvenient time imaginable

Then again i think any time for pirates to spawn is greatly inconvenient we do the traditional die and kill a couple pirates then die again method and it works quite well after that conundrum is dealt with we make a crimson platform in our farm in order to get some juicy eye

Core with this we’ll make some flasks and try to take the twins head on we take to the skies and dive right into battle it’s slow and steady as i’m using a stupid [ __ ] flying knife and occasionally the world’s coolest yo-yo but we managed to do a decent amount of

Damage we take out spasmodism first then his younger brother retonates her next we wipe our hands clean of this sin then go back down to our spawn hotel to sort through our loot there’s one menace left of the mechanical bunch in that skeletron prime my least favorite entity

In existence i wish nothing but pain and agony for prime and his family for that matter i don’t care if they have anything to do with his antics or not i want him to feel lost before we put him down we’re on a great note the last several bosses we’ve battled have been

Slaughtered on our first attempt what do you guys think you guys think we’ll keep the ball rolling you guys think we’ve earned the right to feel again in a land made of [ __ ] bees if you thought no waffle time why do you get excited about anything your dreams will be crushed as

Quickly as you can manage to think of them then boy were you right we get [ __ ] folded without putting so much of a dent into prime sporeskin we try using the gatligator which we got from a traveling merchant to no avail at all it did nothing we get nothing i hate

Skeletron prime more than anything in the entire world this is when i remember our little superstar shooter in our back pocket you know what that means star collection duty okay so this is where something really funny happens i used a super sar shooter and actually beat him i’m excited i’m

Happy i’m filled with joy what’s the catch right there has to be a catch i go down to obs and see we weren’t recording not a second of that fight as evidence exists in this world so as much as i’d absolutely love to just say i did it in

March forward none of you little rascals would ever believe me so what do i do go on double overtime star collection duty and start all over again i i love my life so much we go into battle again and grind our teeth down into a fine powder

The entire time the superstar shooter is actually a screamer of a weapon and i love it dearly i do not love the means of acquiring its ammo however having that said it’s officially gotten us through my least favorite boss in the entire world twice so i can’t be too mad

At it that’s over with thank [ __ ] god that’s over with we can move forward we can make strides i want to chew on aluminum foil because of this incident all three mechs are down so what’s next for waffle time and his sexy little viewers we make the mechanical carton

And avenger emblem for some more damage of course as well as a new pickaxe which will let us take out the natural resources of the land for our own personal wealth despite what happens to the people living on that land or the animals for that matter it’s all about

The money baby any other ideas we should start on you guys surely nothing will spring out of the blue and be a tremendous inconvenience to us making any sort of progress so now’s the time to submit any answers oh sorry kids time’s up daddy’s going to get all of

His bones shattered so no time for anything more than internal and external despair by some divine miracle between getting filleted we kill a reaper and actually get his kick-ass death sickle i am extraordinarily surprised by this because nothing has come this easy so far we take it and run with it why ask

Questions we reforge it then move forward to our trusty crypto miner in order to replace all crimson blocks with mud we need shells for turtle armor so we afk for what seems to be 4 purgatory sentences to get the shells eventually though our grass spreads enough for us

To get a decent flow of turtles and we procure a sufficient enough amount of turtle shells to make some epic armor now we have to get the chlorophyte which is not too much of a grind but we drink some spelunker potions which i imagine tastes like very bitter lemonade and go

Right into the mud to get as much as we can we are sigma males why waste time on trivial things such as trying to get a girlfriend when we could be mining chlorophyte we swing back to the crib in order to craft up our armor and go on to

Make the full set the turtle armor does grow our caucus an exponential amount but it’s nowhere near the size and girth of adrian’s massive horsemeat ding-dong after realizing we’ll never achieve the weight of that dong no matter what armor we’re wearing we take it out on queen b

As we rightfully should how’s it feel queen p to be the runt how does it feel to be the one scared ah that felt good i feel slightly better about my own insecurity simply by taking my anger out on someone else we hunt for some life roots because planter’s thick and no pun

Intended succulent ass is next on our boss piping list we see a bulb spawn in our farm we know we have no chance we go [ __ ] mode anyways and summoner we die that’s the end of that there’s nothing cool sexy or interesting that came out of this conundrum we simply die anyways

We find a new and far more efficient bulb and begin to make our arena around it we make a tall arena with spaced out platforms though contrary to previous long-winded episodes of terraria videos i do not fill in the entire background with walls we have done nothing but

Grind we will not do it anymore so long as we can help it or so we thought we then explode our way down to hell creating what i like to call our oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] tunnel there’s honey in every single orifice of my body and i

Don’t like it one bit i never thought i’d see the day where honey made me feel like i was watching myself get beaten to death in the third person while we go grab our potions here’s one of our discussion topics of the day if plantera was getting ready to attack you and said

Look you’re underprepared you’re gonna die here i’ll make you a deal if you can successfully lay pipe then i’ll give you my loot and let you go free but if you fail i kill you do you think you’d do it like do you think you could do it like

Like you’re gonna get killed if you don’t like do you die with dignity or die as a man or woman who laid pipe on plantera i would do it i don’t care i’d do it what’s your thoughts anyways we head down to the battle arena and bully

Several queen peas in order to regain our fragile masculinity then head into the arena itself we summon her and all is going decently enough until she bursts into her second phase unfortunately plantera did not see me fit to lay pipe and instead slaughtered me on the spot the problem was that i

Was at the tippy top of our arena when she went to her second phase giving us little to no chance of getting to the oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] tunnel we are very upset very upset we afk at our farm for a while in order to have more bulbs spawn

Across the world we dash in after quite some time find another bulb and start the next battle this time however i used a chlorophyte shot bow with holy arrows which as many of you already know [ __ ] extensively we start the battle with the death cycle then when she goes sickle

Mode and tramples everyone at the concert in her path we go to our tunnel and use the shot bow reigning holy hellfire on plantera clearly she doesn’t have an umbrella because we bring her to the slaughterhouse and toss her salad to no end without even skipping a beat we

Open her treasure bag get useless loot we aren’t going to ever use grab the key and make a mad dash for the temple in order to bully golem god i love bullying gollum we bust into their frat rooms throw away all their backwards caps and beer pong champion tank tops which they

Do not take kindly to one bit we also rummage through every chest we can find grabbing power cells among all their frat boy belongings it gets tedious tossing phallic objects water down liquor and four dollar retro sunglasses aside but we get right through it soon enough we’re in the frat masters bedroom

And we prepare to take him down we make a ridiculously simple platform with some buffs on top of it and summon him right up we use the chlorophyte shot bow to gun him down while he makes borderline racial remarks as well as calling us dude and geed constantly we don’t listen

To a word that comes out of his mouth and keeps shooting we bob weave duck dip dive dodge and soon enough take him out a looming silence overcomes the lizard campus as there’s no longer the smell of cheap liquor in the sound of yelling and loud god awful music coming from the

Apartments near campus we do the world a favor and bully him again we take the components of his treasure and make beetle armor out of it i am very excited as this is the last set of armor we’ll use until we battle the moonlord one

More step closer to being out of be hell we’re at the prime of our lives when the martians invade and take our wife on a business meeting with them only god knows why she isn’t answering her phone the martians are a [ __ ] nightmare i can’t go one second without being killed

Let alone exploded eviscerated lightning zapped and simply bludgeoned to death we do not stand a shred of a chance at this moment and are extra annoyed because we didn’t even mean to have them show up we don’t need any loot from them we don’t like them they are a goddamn pestilence

To this world saucers are a [ __ ] nightmare as well i can’t even get close to beating one and every time i die to one i get sent back to spawn and get killed by another every time a saucer kills me it makes me miss 1.3 a little

Bit more when you could simply hide in a box and manhandle any boss including these oversized bastards eventually we kill enough aliens to get by and can move on with our lives but not before dismantling the 782 grave markers that now plague our world because of this

Waffle time genocide in order to regain any sense of pride we once had we revamp our farm to a crimson biome in order to get a crimson key because what’s better for making bosses feel like tiny babies than the abortionator 9000 that’s right we want the vampire knives in order to

Completely cheese the cultists as well as die a thousand more times to the pillars with we get the key snag those knives then go right for the cultist the cultists didn’t do anything wrong we just wanted to feel pain we want him to feel what we’ve been feeling for the

Entirety of this playthrough despair we do just that we dodge and we float like a bee sting like a bee like muhammad all be everything is bees this is a nightmare and i would like to be done now having that said we’re one step closer to the moonlord as we’ve

Manhandled the cultist that was fun that felt pretty good for us it’s every terrarian’s favorite time pillar time we have been so excited for this moment there’s nothing more that i love more than just you know feeling on top of the world from beating the cultists then immediately getting my soul crushed from

Otherworldly beasts and creatures we start with a stardust pillar as it’s very easy to cheese i [ __ ] love it i love blasting orbs and getting tiny orbs and watching them turn into big orbs and blasting those orbs orb burst we then craft up the stardust dragon which will

Have our wife whenever he likes but in return we get cool stuff nintendo switch pokemon games that’s a fair trade we do the classic solar pillar method next which i like to call hide like a [ __ ] and let chad [ __ ] mcstar dragon take care of the work if you don’t know this

Method we simply hide like a [ __ ] and let chad [ __ ] mcstar dragon take care of the work simple method we only die a lot a lot i am in so much pain up next we have the vortex pillar which we also cheese by hiding like a [ __ ] but not

That much of a [ __ ] because we’re now doing a fair amount of damage compared to what we were doing before as we crafted up solar weapons women will only like us for the value of our weaponry with no attention or love for us as human beings you know who i love for the

Value of his weaponry and with attention and love for him as a human being adrian god i love adrian next up is our favorite pillar the nebula pillar we die continuously and repeatedly we’re back at the point of where we’re watching the death counter screen more than we’re actually playing the god damn

[ __ ] game eventually we see one of these twitter activist nebula creatures post a share and like this post if you aren’t racist and support the nebula creature association we immediately scroll past it this in turn makes them so unfathomably angry that they type so hard and viciously on a

Twitter reply that they eventually wear themselves out and we take the epic gamer victory royale victory royale uh-oh kids waffle times terraria spawn base is in trouble he needs your help to defeat that wacky moonlord in order to do this he needs a fork knife battle

Pass a chug jug and a gold scar to help him all he needs is your parents credit card information so make sure to put in those numbers on the front the expiration month and day and those funky three digits on the back that’s called a security code quick he needs your help

Anyways all fork knife jokes aside we take on the moonlord on asphalt with no rod of discord and do surprisingly well we didn’t have a nurse to heal no buffs no rod of dick sword and still got surprisingly far you know what i feel like the [ __ ] man right now we’re

Gonna beat the moonlord using this exact method we’re just gonna use asphalt and beat his ass this way we can do it look how far we got what can go wrong we prepared for battle by collecting more chlorophyte for bullets after that we go ahead and make a [ __ ] box i mean a

[ __ ] box i mean sorry i mean a [ __ ] box four box i mean a nurse box so that we can heal everything is an epic gamer dub until my nurse decides she’s better than the problem at hand you know she at one point decided hey you know what i

Don’t care that the entire world’s about to be eaten by a [ __ ] moon squid i’m taking a hike we teleport back in desperate need of a heel and see she’s just walked off on her own [ __ ] us right [ __ ] us [ __ ] my life holy [ __ ] why i am furious you know what this

Means you little rascals you know what this means we get the honor of doing all the pillars all over again now this is quality gameplay so much fun so much i’m having fun we take what feels to be 19 years and some change to take out the

Pillars again one by one by one by one we [ __ ] die to the moon lord again you know what [ __ ] this [ __ ] why do i even bother doing anything new you know the old strat works why’d we stray away from it that’s what we get we should not

Try anything new or try to expand any horizons in life we’ll simply catch truffle worms and work a 9-5 monday through saturday with one day off to be alone with our thoughts who knows what sort of wacky things will happen we head right over to our honey infested ocean

Our honey ocean our ocean our oce oceany bussy we head right over to the bussy and fish dick pisman right out of the water unlike in our further worthy run we absolutely man handle dick piss run with our end game gear we throw him down

On the ground laid out a snarl to assert our alpha male sex dominance which sounds a little something like we beat him we beat duke fisherman that’s all i’m imploding we ramp up our farm in order to get that rod of discord forget we can’t have player placed walls behind

Us in order for chaos elementals to spawn then grind for even longer tiny mistakes like these are the ones that are the most taxing on us permanently a crucial next step for us is blocking in this stupid imbecilic little hemorrhoid of a nurse we wait until it’s raining as

For the demands of our usual strategy then use a sigil to summon the moonlord up for potentially the last time we ride our cute fishermen into the abysmal chasm of the night sky we ride on fish back with our vortex beater ass blaster 9000 and fling exploding projectiles

Into his various eyeballs that’s right i took you for a spin on that one our glorified bullets tear this thick slice of slender calamari bit for bit ass cheeks out doom slayer style he stands no chance against our thick oiled bouncing ass cheeks god i love ass so

Much i want to dive straight into it i mean give me a [ __ ] snorkel and lather me up i mean our glorified bullets sorry guys i think someone hacked my microphone briefly so embarrassing that never happens yep i’m a certified ass man anyways we’re tearing this clown up

He stands no chance in little to no time at all we’re gunning straight for his heart we teleport back when needed and eventually deep fry him into a tasty squid dish squid game reference [ __ ] kill me spare me this terraria experience has driven me off the god

Damn edge words just can’t describe what my brain is feeling right now and then suddenly relief the sky is clear the dense and ass sweat filled jungle reappears in its entirety that’s it we’ve actually done it the nightmare is over if there’s one thing i’ve learned about this seed is that

Nicolas cage had it right all along not the bees you know what i mean they were my eyes they were in my eyes the worst part of this entire experience had to be the beginning where i could not mind walk breathe eat sleep or [ __ ] but i

Think back again to the rest of the entirety of the playthrough where i also could not mine breathe eat or [ __ ] and i finally remember that it’s all a nightmare all of it every bit of this seed is a nightmare i’m just glad we never have to do this seed ever again

And we can move on to different horrendous playthroughs of other games or even more challenging terraria videos to make me pull my hair out having all that said and done this challenge is now complete this world is complete wrapped hand stamped and delivered straight to the cursed videos folder thank you all

So much for accompanying me on this painful journey and conquering the not the beast scene it was certainly a battle but we got through it in the end this video did take a very very long time to make so if you did enjoy it please be sure to drop a like and

Subscribe for more content like this as well as leave a comment and share to show your support thank you all very very very much again for joining me on this journey i hope you all enjoyed and i’ll catch you little sexy rascals on the flip side see ya

If you would have told me one year ago that I would be playing Terraria and fighting Duke Fishron surrounded by bees in a honey filled ocean, I would have sent you in for a lobotomy. In this episode of Terraria play throughs that crushed my soul, we try the “Not The Bees!” seed, which makes everything jungle, hive, honey, and an overall nightmare to be in. We of course play through on master mode, because how else would we increase our suffering? We document our full experience in its entirety.
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