WILLY Is The BEST Romanceable Character In Stardew Valley

Willie is by far the greatest catch in stardew Valley that’s why we’ve always wondered what does he like romantically as a spouse when you divorce him these mods add Dimension to his character and allows to pursue him like any other Bachelor including a portrait that could

Lure anyone in I spent days deploying my greatest pickup lines and puns to reel them in but it took more than looking like a tasty fish to get him hook line and sinker it’s finally time hello there there just got back from a fishing trip you should come down

To the beach sometime I’ve got something for you Willie oh will I know what you’re thinking you can’t romance Willie to that I say any fin is possible as long as you don’t trout yourself it also helps that I’m the Gill of his dreams I am one in a krillion there’s

Only one of me in all the world I am one in a krillion I love that little guy Willie oh my gosh so funny meeting you here like what you see oh my oh my goodness holy CP who are there miss heard there was a newcomer in town good to finally meet

You yeah if you like Willie you’re based as in best uh I’m still trying to unwind from a month out on the salty Seas it was a big haul I sold a lot of good fish finally saved enough to buy me a new Rod you you need someone to so okay here

I want you to have my old fishing rod pleas giving me his Rod it’s important to me that the art of fishing stays alive and hey maybe you’ll buy something from the shop stop once in a while you know I will yay there’s good water here in the valley all kinds of

Fish why is he so hot though oh yeah my Shop’s back open now so come by if you need supplies I’ll also buy anything you catch if it smells it sells that’s what my old papy used to say anyway I could be your seems I’ve caught a new

Farmer oh my welcome good to meet you nice to have new faces in the valley oh Willie you don’t have to be so boy I’m going to curl myself hello Willie my old man was a fisherman my grandfather a captain I sailed between far away Islands learning the life I

Learned fish hate it when they are tickled you know do you know what it takes to make an octopus giggle P tickles Billy has a bedroom I’d like I’d like to see that unrelated to everything that’s occurring right now I met a smallmouth bass once

Who had an eye for art it’s true how do I know this the answer is a fisherman’s secret why can’t I quit you talk to me you son of a I’m sure he’d wave at me but he doesn’t want to pull a muscle I made myself laugh with this

Stupid seagull laugh I have a halit story for you just kidding it was a red herring he liked me for real get it real I just don’t know how to catch his attention only one thing I want drill joa oh my that’s not making it in the

Video never throw your trash into the water think I’m kidding beware don’t you mean squiding I will not lit her have a great day fish I’ll see you around I I’ll see you we’re we’re like the lobsters that like hold claws you know oh he didn’t like

That soon I think it was too soon I will take this dog perfect one of my favorite birth why am I Southern one of my favorite birthday gifts was a book that lists special fish that could be found around the world I lost it somewhere I

Wonder where it could be now I will find you that book The Fish of the legend Waits for No One it stalks the night it has red eyes green scales and a hankering for cheese but what kind of cheese I wonder you’re mysterious just like me see we’d be perfect together no don’t

Break my heart Willie you see I had a Gil friend but I Lobster yeah I think it’s getting a little excessive maybe not enough maybe I need to make more fish puns at him W let me be your ba did you know that Elliot hates salmon Berry he finds it

Absolutely horrendous guess everyone has their Hang-Ups I’m going to go give OT salmonberry have you ever heard the song that comes during the rain wonder what it means stay focused stay fishing have a good one fish can’t stay focused Willie I’m in love and you will be

Too you learn to love me I don’t know why I resort to being creepy dear fish I’d like to share an old cooking recipe my papa used to make it’s important the fish is fresh Willie ah chowder he’s writing me love letters one spring when

I was a child I was out on my grandfather’s boat and thought I saw a mermaid I called out and demanded we go to her when we got close turns out it was just seaweed I had fallen for kelp I never let it down I I could be I could be your

Mermaid I I um I I guess the Tail’s on my head but you know same difference no you’re fishing could you use a sand yeah no that was not my best work I know I guess he’s just too sophisticated that was my last craw hey

There Chum how’s it going I hope life on the farm is treating you well Tamers of nature you and I Bish of a feather swim together that’s definitely a saying I got Chum zoned you know how to cook here’s a tip sorry fish go great with seaweed and can be eaten

Raw sorry again how’s that for Nature’s Bounty what if we were seagull glitched into each other how do you feel about my people think they could exist wandering the Seas okay you need to get over her please okay I’m right here I’m the only mer I’m

The only mer you need I’m not taking you the night market this year Willie yes I am jelly of the My People whenever he mentions them it just makes me want to clam up or the Pearl like like herl no that doesn’t work never mind scrap that scrap that

The ocean is large I will never fish everywhere which is why I have my favorite spots have you found places where you have more luck the ocean may be vast but I get I’m lost in your eyes okay yeah that took a second hello Willie ah it’s a good thing you turned

Up Miss I’ve got a a bit of a problem I could use a hand with okay little ominous or it would be best if I just showed you take a deep breath now really I don’t know if I’m ready for this he’s got crabs the full Moon Rises

I turn to the forever more a monster oh hello fish been thinking about old plays a lot lately hey are you a book about whales cuz I want your M I’m not going to fish that let’s go into his room he’s got the fisherman’s bed this is bad in many ways

Oo I was not in your room oh he doesn’t even want to talk to me he can’t even look at me can we celebrate our love in front of the whole town hello Willie I should have brought my fishing pole yes may I have this dance you want to be

My partner for the flower dance okay I look forward to it not as much as I look forward to it trust me why are you looking at Gus Gus stop looking hot over here oh we look good fish stew I’m always hearing that if a man gives you his recipe for fish stew

It means he’s in love with you once for a time I wasn’t a fisherman maybe somay I’ll tell you about it tell me about it now or I’m going to be angry really F use Dragon rage just kidding I can only use Splash you ever see the play called the Golden

Carp it’s a classic it’s funny you should say that cuz I’m a Magikarp my enthusiasm is not received well it’s summer which means it’s swimsuit season must be summer it’s gotten so hot at least the fish will be happy let’s survive the heat together fish I think we should create some heat

Of our own you did not like it I’m sorry won’t you be brine no that doesn’t work don’t make me blue no that doesn’t work either um you want to talk about current events aoy come in make yourself at home oh I plan to so you’ve been catching a lot of

Fish it’s too difficult of course you know me oh yeah aha lady after me own heart oh you know I am you can always count on a lady who fishes that’s what me old papy used to say at least well keep it going if you can catch every fish in these Waters I’ve

Got a special prize waiting for you it all started about the same time that old Community Center felt to ruin me fish just don’t sell like they used to but if things picked back up around here I might have the time to show you something yep she’s back there an old

Friend that’s seen better days better craze like crayfish someday Miss you’ll see what I mean of course if Willie tells me to do something I’m going to do it like let’s be real real get it Willie aren’t you proud of me you are you should let me know

Yeah hey Willie when my grandfather passed away I was beside myself it was so sudden he was so full of life ready to take on the world and then he was gone it was a nice funeral but some days like today I realized I never got over

His loss oh fish I’ve unlocked the back room of the shop come by when you have a chance there’s something I want to show you really shut up Pierre shut up Pierre oh Demetrius you can shut up too we sh okay just take a screenshot when I’m through

Him okay okay I’m trying I’m trying to take screenshot okay I might have gotten it and somehow Willie you’re still the most beautiful thing here here got it got him I a sad sight isn’t she she was me father’s boat served him well for over 50 years but now she can barely stay

Afloat I’d repair myself but I don’t have the right materials Miss I’m surprised you don’t have Hardwood but we’ll also need to get the ticket machine back up and the idium anchor repaired I will help what Willie wants Willie gets maybe the ship maybe our ship Cod finally set

Sail good news the old boat is seaworthy once again thanks to you stop by the back room whenever you want to ride hey yo my shop is now open at 8:00 a.m. every day yay she does look good as new not as good as me though is this a

Date what oh he’s floating hope he’s not taking me out in the open water to kill me that’d be crazy I’d probably let him on I’m not going to lie oh crabs all right I’ve seen what I need to see want to get more serious I feel the

Same way that makes us official some days I still get a bit sad but then I think about all the good times we’ve had this year fish and it makes me feel better a thanks for everything I’ll see you soon be my wife you want to marry this old

Fisherman good he wants to marry you too we’re getting married yippee oh he looks so Dapper y yay who would have thought what a cute room he just moved in why would there be fish in there hope he likes the decor I got to go run the old bait shop today

Skipper stop by if you feel like saying hello it gets a little lonely out there I will good morning my little angel fish I made breakfast I see that oh he’s the best I don’t want to do this to you Willie but I have to for the Cod

Tent Willie I’m so sorry oh God oh God hi Willie God sorry I’m so sorry did you like the video don’t forget to like And subscribe oh God thank you for watching who do you think is the best non- romanceable vanilla NPC until next time

I finally marry WILLY, my one true love. ❤️ DO NOT WATCH IF YOU DISLIKE PUNS. You have been warned. ⚠️

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