Breaking Stardew Valley by Taking Power With Drugs

Breaking Stardew Valley by Taking Power With Drugs

Emmy how do you find our new living conditions the year’s already halfway over can you believe it no actually emily that’s a bit too real right now okay welcome to fall oh god i gotta actually yeah because it’s not raining yet so i we we gotta continue as normal we might be

Approaching the end but there’s still business to be done except we get the rv again casually just gonna drop like probably like a hundred grand on seeds here so what we’re really hoping for today and our main objective is simply finish the community center we will continue our harvest but we really want

To just catch the fish and to catch the fish we need it to be raining so first things first we gotta clear up the farm it’s gonna take a while just to get it all ready so we’re doing that because we want it to rain so we can go

Fishing standing on the telly finally we had some extra luck today and i’m counting on it sebby it’s gonna be another successful season for us we need to produce more it’s raining okay today is the day really how pregnant it is that i mean that’s fantastic but we have a fish to catch

My god we did it this is the last time i presumably need the fish i know you’re in here wait is that it i thought i’d put up more of a fight than that that wasn’t rare at all oh i’m saying it’s done a bit early i uh

I dedicated the entire afternoon to this moment but i guess that’s that that was a bit anti-climatic wow i really just [ __ ] up missing that last year this is the last thing for the community center walters actually done it also it’s far from night like two in

The afternoon’s a stretch but we won’t question it the last bundle farewell walter white The community center is restored goodbye they’re leaving oh yeah they’re just like blipping out the junimos have returned to the spirit world they’re gone the center is finished is that it oh i gotta wait till tomorrow okay right look i can’t take this much of an anti-climax right like it’s got to

Be something more than that now go get the jojo membership can i actually buy it like right now after all this work a jojo membership offer is not currently available i’m certain it’ll it’ll get sorted out soon no it’s gone it’s gone what’s going on emily

Welcome home walter white i hope you had a nice day emily it’s the greatest day of my life the community center is finally complete everything i’ve ever worked for has been achieved so i finished that secret project i was working on oh my god it’s all blue emmy

Emmy you really do love me now when you wear those clothes you’ll think of me and you know i’m here waiting for you to come home safe okay and we have all the products i’ve produced and had the privilege of working with on this fan you’re of the highest quality iridium wife

Favorite love by emily 100 compostable oh okay that’s an interesting detail magic shirt magic pad i don’t know about the hat i’ll be honest with you i feel like we should keep walter’s traditional hat oh it is very cute oh what’s happening here what exactly did completing the fish

Unlock what did this do hi walter white it’s odd i’m not sure what caused this boulder to disappear hey do you see that glistening in the water yes that’s quality ore okay so we’re gonna have the chance to fish that up now the flow of the water

Must be carrying out the mountain it means we can start panning four yeah it does okay here i’ve got an extra pan in my backpack why don’t you take it you ever see or glisten in the water use that pan to see what you can find we got a new tool the water

Is not glistening okay this might be quite a disappointing unlock yeah that’s a that’s a bit of an anticlimactic one there’s not much going on there oh it’s done i actually repainted it it doesn’t look like it’s about to fall down marny is Look at ecstatic they’re actually using it emmy i’m not sure how you did it walter white but the community center has never looked better we’ve done pelican town a great service everyone in town is pleased as a way of saying thank you i’d like to present you with the this

Town’s greatest honor the start you hero award you’ve earned it stardew hero trophy voice grumble grumble who’s that sales have been plummeting where have all my customers gone well well well look who finally decided to show his face all my customers here that’s right mars i’ve taken over the industry

I’ve rendered your chain of command obsolete there’s no place for your market here anymore how does it feel i mean we’ve rendered like pierre’s chain of command like also obsolete let’s be reasonable let’s sell this the old-fashioned way am i gonna like kill him i think it’s time we settle this

Once and for all pierre’s got a gun Ha primitive he’s actually gonna punch him if you’re too scared to fight me then bring one of your co-workers or all jojo employees such cowards hey pierre this is this is why no one likes you pierre shane works at jojo and he’s lovely you’re even weaker than your

Fresh produce selection ooh the way you throw punches is just like jojo quantity over quality Oh my god Well he’s dead uh pierre have you ever thought about working as a bodyguard my cow mike hasn’t been uh stopping intruders on my wrench mario said his jojoba cronies would never heard from again so is he actually gone what happens to jojoba out of business it’s just it’s just gone

I don’t know if this is much better than the community center being run down where are you guys going wait wait wait where are they going losers they’ve all already left we worked so hard and no one’s using it they all went home sorry my life’s work it’s all in vain

You didn’t even come to the opening ceremony semi shane’s unemployed now too yeah i mean this is supposed to be my special moment okay there’s something up here here we go i was wondering about this door before ah walter white i’ve been waiting for you i’m here mr magical wizard i just got

Done cooking a fresh batch i overtook the other market now pelican town is mine i’ve ever told you i used to be married my wife and i were together for many years until until i made a mistake that drove her away her anger and envy was so intense that

She turned green and began flying around the countryside cursing everything in her path was he married to the witch he saw the witch i found out i sealed his passage to her home fearing that innocent villager might fall prey to her dark magic i mean i get

That just sounds a bit weird doesn’t it oh and i found out what my ex was up to i locked her inside her home for good but mr wizard i i think that’s illegal that we must be unsealed when we separated she took my magic ink i need that magic ink back

I would do this myself but i can’t see her again that’s why i need your help in order to unseal this passage you’ll need a dark talisman talk to krobus in the sewer he should know where to find one i’m counting on you if you can retrieve my magic ink i

Promise i’ll make it worth your while now go okay there’s a new quest uh like mr wizard like she’s already gotten out oh that seal’s working as you intended to what’s that you’re looking for a dark talisman now do you mention it i did have one in my possession not too long ago

Unfortunately i dropped it while exploring that tunnel in the far corner things started heating up in there so i left in a hurry and sealed the entrance you seem pretty sturdy though so open it back up for you just be careful okay oh this passageway

Where the [ __ ] are we now at least we have like a super strong sword yeah little grubs don’t stand much of a chance is it that easy oh yeah that’s just the dark talisman it’s covered in bug slime walter white i’ve unlocked the back room in the shop

Come by when you have a chance there’s something i want to show you okay there is something more uh pierre’s now open seven days a week too i guess he just i is identified as the gap in the market because jojo’s gone sad sight isn’t she

She was my father’s boat served him well for over 50 years and now she can barely stay afloat i’d repair her myself but i don’t have the right materials lad all right 200 pieces of hardwood to patch the whole would be a good start [ __ ] call that i knew the game was

Gonna just pull this [ __ ] on us at some point like never ask for it for so long and it’s like have you got like 300 of this resource you can only get like seven a day i could take it to the fern islands oh there’s a new area

Volcanic islands full of strange parrots they say i’m like no thank you okay so what do i need i have the hard wood five battery packs 36 of them five iridium bars that’s nothing i have everything i need already let’s do that right now i hope the wizard is going to

Be okay with his situation a while uh this is it’s just a witch curse in the land yeah like it’ll be fine it’s just a divorce he’ll be fine it’s it’s just a divorce i feel like that’s not something you can say casually just write it off it’s just a

Scratch you’re gonna be okay don’t worry just a cut in your arm it’s just your wife leaving you it’s just possession of the kids it’s just resolving the deed to your home all materials have been found the boat will be repaired overnight okay we did it semi we need to defeat

The witch sammy have you seen the wizard of oz that just lights up oh it’s a bird hello sir we are human you wanna pass i’m sorry this is private property it’s a henchman sorry but i can’t let you pass i lose my job what now his employment’s on the line apparently

There must be some way to get him to move perhaps i should seek out more information on goblins come on this can’t just be a carp avoid salmon exactly are we 47 a salmon twisted by void energy the fresh meat is jet black but rapidly turns the pink when exposed to air oh

Maybe we should put that one in our fish tank that sounds cool look at him he’s wonderful oh look at that even here robin’s helping out like i love sebby i love emily but i think like in terms of the town like robin might be the best character like because she’s

Just doing everything the town like wouldn’t exist like she should be them there compared to lewis gonna use the old bow to see where he once again thanks to you stop by the back room whenever you want a ride i mean i’m setting sail for the high seas oh this is ready Ancient fruit oh we should put that in the seed maker then we could get some more of that growing it’s been dormant for eons that has to be worth something the ultimate blue yeah like i should i should compress that shouldn’t i oh wow that’s gonna regrow

Oh my god yeah that might be the best kind of blue crop that’s staying there the ultimate blue semi semi my life’s work i thought it was the community center we’ve achieved maximum purity sebby it’s 100 mesh three ancient seeds that is actually really good considering how

Long these are gonna take to produce that’s so good emmy it’s good to see you dear came here to smell the fruit don’t you dare purchase any emmy we have all the fruit we could possibly need on the farm are we gonna have time for the boat like

Willy’s closes at five i don’t think we are leave the townsfolk are afraid of me here’s your present do you have anything to say about your quest okay try the library go read a book i mean yeah it’s worth a shot okay final kegs look at this one two

It’s complete you can still fit more i no i don’t wanna i guess you could do you could do eight more you know i’m not asked sometimes you just have to know when you’re done it it’s possible that like there’s a book that i haven’t gotten

That will tell me like on dealing with goblins or something it’s time for a worm hunt it actually might be uh before we do that let’s set sail for new lands look at that we’re going quite far off the map welcome to the real final fantasy overworld pelican town was the equivalent of

Midgar this entire time now the real game begins hello there i spooked him journal scrap day one my ship is lost shattered by a tempest in the unforgiven sea i found myself stranded now in these strange shores the crew is perish but i still live perhaps lately luck is

Blessed these wicked bones of mine i have their own designs for my fate anyway i have no choice but to make a life for myself here there’s fresh water in abundance food to forage and fertile soil to work first i’ll build a shelter our page is missing oh there we go a golden

Walnut and there’s a counter okay that’s new oh there he is walnut give there you go there’s a guy living out here the boy looks at you with curious eyes is he just making a parrot cry perhaps making friends friends with the parrots could earn his trust

Savvy things have taken a real weird turn here on the island two hidden in fire mountain treasures paris give me your secrets do you know who i am breath of the wild has prepared me for this moment no how do i how do i make water appear

Oh my watering is it really my watering can that seems so treacherous if i had to guess there might be something up here no it’s a dead end okay other side maybe oh my god this might actually be a good reason to upgrade the water in canada for the first time in forever

We’ve never really used it because our farms would automate it the entire time this is a dungeon floor one oh [ __ ] i don’t know if i have time for this right now this cavern is huge oh my okay we’re gonna have to prepare for a full expedition i’m gonna have to

Hop back get back home my god willie’s just waiting for us here he has nothing better to be doing waltham’s journey ain’t over yet yeah he’s got more to do still during the night emily gave birth to a baby boy and apparently we slept like quietly through that emmy what’s going

On i was fast asleep i was having a strange dream a small bald baby with a goatee who are you holding at me which we knew rosabella cat oh my god it’s the baby’s first words walter jr we have a chicken named walter jr that was the thing i’m tempted to

Keep gah so what’s your name yeah i’m sorry got [ __ ] we have a child now oh my god yeah it’s sleeping oh emmy i gotta get to the i gotta go to the island emmy they need me there congrats on the baby real fantastic work there

Emmy i always knew you’d be good for the business i gotta go so walter what did you do with the day your son was born i ran away from home i just needed some space it was getting too much oh there’s a parrot here now he wants 10 walnuts to wake the turtle

Okay there’s like machinery and [ __ ] down here but i don’t know what anything does we gotta learn it golden walnut oh they just dropped them what do you do that’s just iron ore okay and this that’s cinder shard okay so we if we want that new resource that’s where we

Get it if we just keep going up it seems that we get towards the end hello there cinder clown shoes these magic shoes belong to a famous dwarvish jester need a hundred warp totem island i need that what do i need for the warp totem for here that’s that’s what we want it

Dragon toot hardwood and ginger that’s the tooth is it dragon two okay so they spawn near bones okay away okay there’s traps now good to know deluxe pirate hat we got a wallet too but more important loot pineapple seeds wait that’s just new there’s new fruit we can get oh troy another one

Right but not rare place a weapon or two in the left slot plays gems on the right slot you can also combine two rings when do i just enhance it i have exactly 20. Crusader oh is this an enchantment i can combine rings oh but it cost 20 each time so i had just the perfect amount as a pat here still oh this just unlocks a shortcut to there okay i got enough walnuts for that parrot okay 10 walnuts they’re gonna take care of the turtle

20 walnuts to repair the sleep hot okay there’s someone who lives here oh okay hang on say hi to them in a sec this is the ginger okay so we can make the the warp totem back here now hello friend oh a visitor come closer child have you seen that

Wrecked ship in the south shore my husband was the captain a pirate he was set sail one day never to return took three years sail on the high seas to find his remains been here ever since dear garden is bones walter is shaking my child if i could

Only find a keepsake of his that would bring me such peace do you want a deluxe pirate hat i found one found one in the magma caverns here take this it’s an old photograph that washed up on shore that’s all i have to offer but somehow i

Think we’ll help you find what i see quickly get that walnut you’re a strange voice from behind the door only the greatest walnut hunters may enter here your current status is 12 out of 100. okay right so there’s a lot of walnuts to collect them don’t worry if you’d get

Today you can just focus on running the farm i mean i don’t think we’ve been focusing too much on our son uh already i’m glad emily is here we have been neglecting our new child all right we need them so today’s a good day in the manage inventory a bit again and

Like clean up space we’ll get all the red too right we’re gonna have like a bountiful harvest here yeah the old photo do i have to give them to someone or on a keepsake that belonged to birdie’s husband oh wait is the soldier not necessarily our husband no because

Her husband was a pirate maybe it is kenton we all know what he’s been up there yeah it might actually be him here’s a picture where did you find this this man he fought together in the war walter white he was like a brother to me only one of us made it back

He never lost his courage though living the face of death a true hero i’ll never forget him thanks for bringing me this it means a lot to me here take this it’s been sitting in the back of our cupboard for years we’ve never used it okay that’s not what i expected to get

Gourmet some out of salt uh if i give this to the lady she’ll be like oh my husband it’s a trade quest oh is it this does sound like a gus thing oh no don’t tell me this is for clinch i okay we’re gonna be mean to i have terrible luck

With women walter white i’m a nice guy if you get to know me i swear he’s got an angry expression right now got any tips uh just just keep them on keep them on their toes clint i just yelled about products to my now wife now we have a kid isn’t

That crazy you know emily she’s the love of your life clint she loves me now this shouldn’t need to be said to just treat other people you know what kindness and respect just act crazy okay i’ll keep that in mind oh no emily he’s not gonna hit my wife in front of

Me is he hi clint what can i get you tonight yes emily i was wondering are you [ __ ] doing this clint yes clint never mind oh my how does he not know i don’t have any luck with the ladies like your wife doesn’t want to go on a date

With me what’s going on walter can you help me out i can help you your face find the ground clint no yeah [ __ ] him anyone that was defending him since the previous video you’re uh you’re wrong that man just asked me for advice to hit on my wife what an [ __ ]

That’s sd taste that gritty texture it’ll only be gourmet tomato sauce i’ll trade you for it stardew valley rose sandy wants it okay yeah cause i wouldn’t have guessed that forever cheers there you still have the nerve to [ __ ] come back here your grandfather [ __ ] you clint wow you have to be so

Mean to say that to me i was just joking about hitting on your wife in front of you you know it’s just as well she didn’t she didn’t accept my proposal for a date sounds like the two of you were real [ __ ] air slash nice guys i’ve seen this man sammy

Said we get the red mushroom we need to cook ricin sunny one week from today we are holding the stardew valley fair all the fair is back on that’s right i think i just have enough stuff for this okay you know i’m not gonna do the island today

Just because i want to upgrade the watering can i also want to give clint a piece of my mind that’s what you get clint also can you upgrade my watering can please i’ll see you in two to three days thanks clint yeah saturday valley rose that’s so lovely thank you

However i missed the valley i’ll smell this rose here take this it’s been on the shelf for 10 years no one has bought it you can have it the tv remote uh the old man george liked his tv didn’t he how about that it’s a new channel you take this as a

Stone i found when i was a coal miner back in the day but you think it’s glowed blue and stayed cold for over 40 years like magic an arctic shard shard goes with an underworldly blue light that’s for emily that’s for my wife oh no it’s like magic though okay

Arctic shard most powerful substance indeed and potently infused the element of ice i’ll take it if you don’t mind still here oh you want something take this it’s a wriggling wet worm i assume that’s for willy he can use as fish bait hopefully you raise god to be kind of

Considerate that’s more important than getting a’s in school don’t worry emmy i am nothing but a bastion of kindness i will teach him the morals of this world he will grow into a good natured character the perfect bait for a catfish i’ve been trying to catch let me trade

You this for i’m not sure what it is but a wash up on the beach not too long ago something tells me you could use it lad a pirate’s locket that’s what we need it it’s his Doing right but my old man hoping to get together again some someday soon um i respect the love and care for your husband at the same time i kind of acknowledge that your husband will want you just kind of waiting forever for him go for one yeah i’m gonna go for one

You have great wisdom child you brought me great peace this locket will come for me for the rest of my days now how can i repay you for this i accept debit card mysterious woman oh how about i teach you a special recipe something i discovered in the many years i spent here

Learn to craft fairy dust you can take these too oh more walnuts so you’re a stranger you went out of your way to help an old lady bless your heart is that drugs diamond and fairy rose sprinkle on kegs furnaces and other refined equipment to instantly receive their product oh

Pretty bad for the cost yeah it would still take a while because like a diamond takes longer in the crystallarium as well ah but i like the idea of that i mean it’s still cool if you like desperately need like an aged bottle of wine for

Whatever reason you can grow blue here i i could so if i plant a crop will it just stay here kind of forever that’s a hardwood tree isn’t it yes it would so is this whole island like just an advanced greenhouse that’s pretty crazy And two Okay gang help me out here someone watch the stream back quickly it goes to oh damn it i was so close i have no idea all right i need help now okay opening up the live stream okay opening up the live stream oh this is okay i gotta find the latest one red

Purple wasn’t that Purple green yellow green I’m just that good at games it’s one child enough should we raise another emmy i’m trying to find the golden walnuts right now i have too many responsibilities emmy gat and goo oh walter white come stand next to the fire pit it feels great i wanted to say sorry

From his trust in you at first people don’t treat me well so i’ve learned to be cautious you’ve been uncommonly nice to me you’re a unique person i consider you a good friend don’t mention it linus i have nothing but respect for you as a consumer of my

Goods i want to show you something come inside what oh it’s just fish bait okay they’d have the craft wild bait that was a bit risky oh this is another one ancient fruit let’s cannibalize it into the seed processor it goes it’s gonna have so much product it’s gonna be well

Worth it oh my wine’s ready yeah it’s a good feeling we just keg it off they sell off the wine two more ancient seeds we’re getting very lucky with the ancient seeds next goal the slime ring i i do need to get that too yeah i still can’t go in there

Let me open it up again here’s the slime all right i’m gonna just no i can’t fight them off oh my god no i’m gonna die i’m good okay we cleared an opening i could try a small bomb no it’s not done it they’re too strong oh my god something’s finally happened perfect

I knew that couldn’t be it okay go in here oh my god there’s one last bundle the abandoned jojomar the missing bundle oh my wait hang on i have that i have that i have that i will have that soon i am growing those i

Have that oh now that’s a gold star one sorry i don’t quite have that but i’m pretty close on this that’s actually crazy i’m surprised we have all that wait a minute no i don’t even need that you only need five i don’t need that

I just need to catch a fish and i’m done buddy it’d be real great if you told me what you want i can give them gifts it must be an item ah we need a gold star fish boyd salmon we caught him here didn’t we goldfish that’s all that’s all we need

What’s that doing down here hey you want poison oh you’re [ __ ] kidding me well that made that significantly easier so much for trying to compete complete the library there he goes walter what you’ve done it again oh sweet this is the thing we needed we found the wizard’s last magic ink

Back trying to selfishes these children would turn in the dubs and fly away like an offering of one prismatic shirt that shrine of memory the statue stares through you back shrine of night terrors the ancient magisterial protection will be lifted allowing mosses to appear in your farm at night

Oh jesus okay so you want to like invoke curses that’s like a option where does this take me oh okay this is just a teleport between the two you found my ink excellent i can’t believe it was the [ __ ] void by using this book you can summon magic buildings directly to your farm

I think you’ll find it useful oh i almost forgot to say thank you a junimo hut junimos will harvest crops around the hut for you okay is that like an auto harvester but for the farm irish obelisk warps you to the mountains oh my god they cost 500 grand to the

Beach orbs into the desert that’s a million warps you to the island oh okay so if you don’t want to have to use like the temporary totems anymore and you have excessive amounts of money 10 million jesus christ i think the coolest thing here honestly is the junimo huh i like

The sounds of that i only care about the product okay that’s cool uh i gotta go back and catch a fish though i should improve my vision skill oh good lord this is hard oh come on let that be it that was a tough one the cat

Okay well the community center’s done we have to wait like an entire like half a year to get the other fishing bundle done that’s why we just have to catch one fish that we could get right away Bundle complete it’s a very nice blue space you have here little juno all the others made it back except me oh now i can go home too thank you thank you there he goes bye he made it back to the spirit world with his friends i called it yeah there’s going to be

Something new there it’s not just going to be like a dilapidated building in the town oh so here’s like a casual 100 grand yeah we got that today too tickets movies get your movie tickets right here give one to a friend to invite them to the show robin i have these movie tickets

Would you like to go with me i’m just kidding oh is that him the movie yeah whatever sounds good see you at the theater semi why haven’t you brought your suit we’re supposed to be seeing the the rise of blue sebby sabby you had one job our

Zany picture as we go to the movies you’ve let us down it’s the latest tick tock trend semi semi it’s the newest craze on netflix it’s called breaking bad someone made a tv series based in our lives semi faint silhouette in the dark oh sebastian has a grin in his face

Cinematography is next level semi it’s just a static image the movie hasn’t started this is like seeing the lion at the start of the james bond movie variety of disjointed utter worldly scenes play out oh the horror movie is concluded for tonight we hope you enjoyed the show

That was only like 60 seconds long best movie i’ve seen in a while i wonder how they did some of those special effects that is so cute is that a way to build like hearts with people you gotta know if they’ll enjoy the movie and the snack so if you use wikipedia

It’s a great way of getting the friendship check the calendar it’s sandy’s birthday let’s get sandy something figured out what are you gonna use for our grange display tomorrow oh i better do that thanks em okay louis’s pants prismatic shirt an actual dinosaur egg a rabbit’s foot like this is gonna

Be insane can you put multiples of the same item in can i just put louis’s pants at like eight explosive devices hate truffle oil and lewis’s fans it’s just lewis’s underwear and loop well marine loves this display rest of the town not the biggest fad

Okay let’s go say hi to sandy oh is she coming to the we can take the bus together emmy we’re having a day out in the desert look at us go sandy’s gonna love the surprise party we’ve got for emmy sandy i got this gift

For you i hope you like it oh emily i was hoping you’d show up actually feeling a little lonely this morning i’ve also got a guest gift for you sandy happy birthday happy you’ve remembered my birthday thank you this is great i mean i’m gonna hit the slots a while

I didn’t check my luck today but that’s okay because i know i’m lucky i just gotta win big one semi i can do it just need the jackpot ones oh no Sorry i want to go home who’s watching yeah oh my god the baby i mean if we’re both here the parrot’s looking after him good night child just uh just give me a shout if you need anything are you fed today i’m going to bed You

Sebby. My life’s work is coming to an end. Stardew Valley is mine now, Sebby

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